The Wing

The Wing is the second episode of Underwater Adventures.

Transcript

 * (SpongeBob walks into the living room)


 * SpongeBob: GARY! GARY! THE SCARY MOVIE IS ON!


 * (Gary meows)


 * SpongeBob: Okay, fine. It's not on television, but I got a DVD of it.


 * (Gary meows)


 * SpongeBob: You want a treat? What for?


 * (Gary meows twice)


 * SpongeBob: Oh! You don't want me to watch the movie! It's okay, Gare Bear, I won't get scared like last time.


 * (FLASHBACK)


 * (Night Of The Robot plays for 12 seconds)


 * (FLASHBACK ENDS)


 * SpongeBob: Now let's watch this movie!


 * (1 hour, 21 minutes later)


 * SpongeBob: What a movie! That wing was scary!


 * (Phone rings)


 * (SpongeBob answers)


 * Mr. Krabs (on phone): BOY! YOU'RE 1 HOUR, 22 MINUTES LATE!


 * SpongeBob: SORRY MR. KRABS!


 * (SpongeBob hangs up)


 * (10 minutes later)


 * (SpongeBob arrives to the Krusty Krab)


 * Mr. Krabs: TO YOUR STATION, LAD! THE CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING ANGRY!


 * SpongeBob: YES MR. KRABS!


 * (SpongeBob cooks Krabby Patties for the customers)


 * (Meanwhile, at the Dumb Bucket)


 * Patrick: DUMB BURGERS FOR SALE! DUMB BURGERS FOR SALE!


 * (fish shows up)


 * Fish: I'll have a Dumb Burger, please!


 * Patrick: No problem!


 * (The fish takes it without paying)


 * Patrick: (sees the fish walk away with a bag of Gummy Bears) DUMMY BEARS. OKAY GUY, WRITE THAT DOWN.


 * (buff fish writes "DUMY BERZ" down)


 * (Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab)


 * Customer: COME OOONNNN. I'M HUNGRY.


 * Squidward: CALM PEOPLE. CALM! (Squidward walks into the kitchen) What the?!- SPONGEBOB!


 * (SpongeBob is quivering below the grill)


 * Squidward: GET OUT OF THERE AND COOK!


 * SpongeBob: (murmuring) wing... movie... BLOOD...


 * Squidward: STOP YOUR QUIVERING AND GET TO THE (dolphin noise) GRILL!


 * SpongeBob: AHH! (cooks patties)


 * Squidward: (noisily laughs) SpongeBob, I LOVE TORTURING YOU! (laughs more)


 * SpongeBob: (sees poster of "The Wing" on the Chum Bucket) AHHHH.


 * (Squidward looks at the poster)


 * Squidward: You watched The Wing? COME ON! THAT WAS THE DUMBEST MOVIE TO EVER EXIST! IT WASN'T EVEN SCARY! IT WAS A COMEDY MOVIE!


 * SpongeBob: (sighs)


 * (later, at the pineapple)


 * (SpongeBob is seen with a beard, burning a poster of The Wing with a flamethrower.)


 * Gary: Meow!


 * SpongeBob: (moans)


 * Gary: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! RRROOOARRRR!


 * SpongeBob: Okay Gary, what is it.


 * (Gary "points" to Sandy's Treedome, where there is a machine labeled the Forgetatron 3000)


 * SpongeBob: Gary, you are a genius.


 * Gary: Meow meow meow! (screen translation: 99 percent perspiration! I'm a genius!)


 * (at the Treedome)


 * SpongeBob: SANDY. HELP. I WATCHED A SCARY MOVIE AND I NEED TO FORGET IT.


 * Sandy: With the Forgetatron 3000? Sure! Your memory will be gone faster then a bullfrog riding a bull crushing snail shells! This won't hurt a bit.


 * (machine zaps SpongeBob)


 * Sandy: Oooor, maybe I'm wrong. Did you forget?


 * SpongeBob: Forget what?


 * Sandy: It worked!


 * (meanwhile, on the way to the pineapple)


 * SpongeBob: GARY LOOK. (points to "The Wing 2 now playing" at the movie theater) COME ON GARE BEAR, LET'S GO!


 * (Gary sighs)


 * (episode ends)