POOP! (Transcript)

This is the transcript of the episode, POOP!.

Narrator: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Goo Lagoon, the place where all the action is. Everyone is playing happily, well almost everyone.

Patrick: (Burps) UURRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: (Sleeping) UUUUUUMEWUUUUMEWUUUUMEW!

Alarm Clock: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!! (SpongeBob and Patrick wake up)

Patrick: Oh Boy! Snack Time! (Patrick goes to the snack stand and eats all the food)

SpongeBob: Boy Patrick, this is a really fine day. (Patrick farts)

Patrick: Time for the Port-O-Head. (Patrick walks to the Port-O-Head and goes inside it. He sits on the toilet. Then you can hear a BLART!!!!!!!!! sound) Oh Boy! it came out! (Screen shows a live action sponge)

SpongeBob: howd' it go?

Patrick: Fine.

SpongeBob: did you wipe your but?

Patrick: Nope.

SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Screen shows a live action sperm whale.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob: You didn't wipe your BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on let's go wipe your but.

Sperm Whale: Bufoons. (Scene cuts to another spot of Goo Lagoon).

SpongeBob: Ok Patrick it's time to wipe your but

Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: I think I feel a other one coming...

SpongeBob: Oh no

(Patrick makes a very loud fart)

SpongeBob : There's not a Port-O-Head for miles!

(Patrick's but explodes)