Patrick Tries to Open Another Door

Patrick Tries to Open Another Door is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star. It is written by William Leonard.

Transcript
(After opening the door from that other episode, Patrick stands at another door. Its allure is transfixing; its structure, wooden.)

Patrick: Huh. So this is what that other door led me to? A puzzle? Or maybe... (grips the doorknob with one hand) a door to yet another adventure.

(Patrick pulls at the doorknob, only to find that the door will not open.)

Patrick: Fishsticks! ... Oh, wait, I forgot.

(This time, Patrick makes sure to turn the doorknob, and then pull.)

Patrick: It still isn't opening! This must be forces of dark magic we are dealing w-- Oh, what's that cool-looking sign?

(The sign, nailed to the wall beside the door, reads 'PUSH'.)

Patrick: 'P... U... S... H.' "Poosh"? What in the world does that mean?

(Patrick thinks about it for a few seconds, then gives up.)

Patrick: Oh well, probably nothing important. This time, I think I'll try pushing the doorknob.

(Patrick turns the doorknob, and pushes. The door opens.)

Patrick: Yaaaay! I did it!

(The opened door reveals a massive spring-powered red boxing glove, which punches Patrick out of both doors, back into his house.)

Patrick: ... Well that was a waste of time.

(What a twist!)