Getting Married For Real This Time

Getting Married For Real This Time is the 16th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired.

It is the 38th episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Gary

Plot
Squidward and Sandy are ready to get married again. But they don't want SpongeBob to ruin things, like he did last time.

Story
[Squidward is watching TV]

Man on TV: Are YOU over 80 years old?

Squidward: (watching) Yes.

Man on TV: Are YOU single?

Squidward: (watching) Yes.

Man on TV: Are YOU over 300 pounds?

Squidward: (watching) That's personal....

Man on TV: Well get off that couch, and get make something of your life!

Squidward: Wow....he's right....

Man on TV: Chase your dreams!

Squidward: He's right!

Man on TV: Get motivated!

Squidward: I'm feeling inspired!

Man on TV: Lose some weight!

Squidward: Okay, now he's getting personal....(cuts TV off)

[Sandy walks by]

Squidward: Sandy! Will you marry me?

Sandy: Wow! That was pretty sudden, Squidward....well....uhh.....

Squidward: C'mon, you only live once!

Sandy: I would....but, remember what happened last time we tried to get married?

Squidward: No.

Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, get over here.

SpongeBob: Yes?

Sandy: Remember what happened when me and Squidward tried getting married last time?

SpongeBob: (blushing) I got jealous and ruined everything....

Sandy: Exactly.

SpongeBob: Listen, I'm over you, now. I wouln't do that again.

Sandy: Good. Because me and Squidward are getting married. Hopefully, for REAL this time.

SpongeBob: (mouth drops open)

Squidward: YIPEEEE!!!!!!

Patrick: Oh, boy! I can be your wedding planner!

[The couple walks off]

Plankton: (walking by) Why the long face, chum?

SpongeBob: Squidward and Sandy are getting married!

Plankton: So? They're like 100. They won't live to see their next birthday!

SpongeBob: That's it! You're a genius, Plankton!

Plankton: Well, I knew THAT.

That night, at the wedding:

Patrick: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the marriage between Squidward and Sandy.

Krabs: (from the crowd) Are you qualified to be doing this wedding?

Patrick: They call me Reverend Patrick. Ahem, now let's continue.

Sandy: I've never been so happy.

Squidward: Me neither.

Patrick: If anyone objects to this marriage, speak now, or forever hold your pee.

SpongeBob: (bursts into the wedding with a chainsaw) I OBJECT!!!!!

Squidward: SpongeBob! What the hell are YOU doing here?

SpongeBob: IT'S ALL OVER! (laughs maniaclly)

Squidward: I'm not letting you ruin my wedding AGAIN!!!! (pepper-sprays him)

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST GONNA CUT THE CAKE!!!!

Squidward: Oh....I thought you were trying to kill us....

SpongeBob: No! I was gonna cut your wedding cake, dum-dum!

Squidward: Oh. Whoops. My bad.

Patrick: You may now kiss the bride.

[Squidward and Sandy kiss]

SpongeBob: My eyes!!! Ahhhh, what's wrong with you, Squidward!

Squidward: I said I was sorry!

SpongeBob: No, not that, the kiss!!!!

Sandy: Get over it, SpongeBob.

[Squidward and Sandy get in a limo, and drive off to their honeymoon]

Patrick: (comforting SpongeBob) Don't worry, you'll eventually find someone who wants an ugly, elderly sponge.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Pat.....I needed that.

Patrick: Good. Ohhhh, look what I found! (finds the pepper spray, and sprays SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!