Behold! Patrick The Pirate! (transcript)

Transcript of the Warriors of Bikini Bottom episode, "Behold! Patrick the Pirate!". Mostly written by William Leonard. If anybody wants to help me, you can do so. Any spelling or grammar mistakes will be fixed.

Behold! Patrick the Pirate!

 * (Patrick is walking out in the South Tribe National Park, which has lovely green grass and pretty flowers. He stops to sniff one of the flowers. However, he sniffs so hard that the flower comes out of the grass and gets stuck in his 'nose'. He giggles. A guard comes along)
 * Guard: Hey! (The guard grabs the flower, and sticks it back in its place with glue. He glares at Patrick) Do you mind, Star? (He is about to walk away when Patrick grabs his arm) What? What now?
 * Patrick: (points to the tube of glue) What is that?
 * Guard: (holds up the tube of glue) What, this? (Patrick nods) Oh this is super glue. Very handy stuff... (glares at Patrick again) ...especially for imbeciles like you.
 * Patrick: (annoyed) Hey. (stares at the tube of super glue) Where can I get that?
 * Guard: I don't know. I've heard that Sensei gets it from pirates, but I've never seen a ship come here in ages, so I guess that's all a lot of baloney. (walks of screen. Camera focuses on Patrick, who looks awe-stricken)
 * Patrick: ...Pirates.
 * (In his thoughts, we see Patrick, now a pirate, with a beard and eyepatch, looking through a spyglass in search of enemy ships. Scene cuts to Patrick, still awe-stricken)
 * Patrick: ...Yeahhhh.
 * (At night-time, Patrick is in his tent. He peeks out.)
 * Patrick: I need to see the pirates... (He crawls out of the tent and sneaks out, through the park, through the battle grounds, all the way to the Lagoon Port.) Oh pirates, where are you...? (He sees two guards protecting the docks, and he sneaks past them)