High Tides

High Tides is a episode of Hoopla!!! where Hoopla becomes a meme.

Script:
The Pizzeria (The trio come into the pizzeria)

Hoopla:Ah! the pizzeria!

(Slips on mop and farts)

Everyone:LOL!

(Big Fat Guy sends the video of him falling over on High Tides)

Sally:Are you okay?

Hoopla:Yes................................

Girl:Hey! your video has received 1,000,000 views! your internet famous!

Everyone:(Points at Hoopla and laughs) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(Hoopla runs away)

Sally:Hoopla! (Runs after him)

Derpy:Wow! my friends internet famous! I wish I was!

Mail Man Guy:(Crashes in)You should try to become a meme!

Derpy:Yea-Reka!

(Derpy slips on mop and farts)

Everyone:Meh.................

Derpy:Uh..... Therapy Place: Joe:(Exits building)Am free of my weirdness! now am finally someone! (Slips on banana peel) uh...........

(Cuts to inside)

Hoopla:(Sighs) am here to see.....

Receptionist:LOL! is farty slippery guy!

Random Dude:Where! LOL!

Hoopla:Dr.Nicole.....

(Enters Dr.Nicole's office)

Dr.Nicole:(On phone)LOL! this meme is funny! (Looks at Hoopla)LOL! what do you want farty man!

Hoopla:Everyone is laughing at me!

Dr.Nicole:Yeah! you even have a page on The History Of Ever Meme Ever! look!

(Shows page)

Hoopla:Yes but I want to know why!

Dr.Nicole:Farts are funny like monkeys! (Shows derp face)

Hoopla:Yes but am a fish like you!

(Dr.Nicole turns on the television)

News Reporter:(On TV)So today the meme knowing as Farty Slippery Guy has become the most loverable meme across the ocean!

Hoopla:Son of a............ Mount Fishmore: (Cuts to Derpy about to jump)

Derpy:Okay! if I make this jump on to the manure truck I will be able to be a meme! GO!

(Mailman turns on phone)

(Jumps off mountain)

Derpy:AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Misses manure truck)

Mailman:Dam my finger was on the camera!

Derpy:AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am still falling!

(Falls into portal) The History Of Every Meme Ever HQ: Hoopla:No More Memes!

(Inside the building)

CEO:(Naked in bed drinking wine watching SpongeBob SquarePants) Ah,naked watching cartoons......

Kyke:Sir! Farty Slippery guy is outside protesting about him not to be a meme.

CEO:Kyle! you ruin everything!

(Presses button revealing a trap door behind Kyle)

CEO:Kyle,do you mind jumping in (Kyle jumps in) thanks.

(Presses another button awakening a nuclear bomb to blow up Hoopla)

Hoopla:Dam you dank memes! (Gets hit and falls into the lake) (sigh) guess the only thing to do now is to drink my sollows away at that bar............ Bar: Hoopla:(Go's in) (Sigh) give me 200 beers please.

Dr.Crazy Guy:(Gasp) Your the only person to come in here! thats on the house!

Hoopla:Whoa really! am lucky your the only one to laugh at me!

Dr.Crazy Guy:Meh am too broke to have Wi-Fi...............

Hoopla:Good!

Dr.Crazy Guy:Well if people are bullying you then drink this potion!

Potion:Hello! drink me!

Hoopla:Why?

(Sexy and groovy sun plays)

Dr.Crazy Guy:Your laughed at! your life is full of pain! your feeling suicidal and full of grief! your a meme!

Back Up Singers:Your a meme!

Dr.Crazy Guy:Your a meme yeah!

Back Up Singers:Your a meme!

Dr.Crazy Guy:But with this potion with DNA,Golden Apple and swag you will feel great! you will feel alive again!

Potion:Plus it talks!

Back Up Singers:Alive Again!

Everyone:O,Ooooo,Oooooooo,Ooooooo

(Hoopla drinks it,Music stops)

Hoopla:I feel great! thanks doc! (Puts on Sunglasses and walks outside)

Dr.Crazy Guy:MHuhuhuhu! (Potion starts laughing) Shut up you!

Potion:Sorry. Down Town Rock Bottom: (Hoopla with sun glasses on is walking down the street)

Little Orphanages Boy:Who are you Mr.?

Hoopla:A swagger.

Little Orphanages Boy:Cool!

Woman:Can we make out?

Hoopla:Maybe later.

Mail Man:You do know your best friend is missing.

Hoopla:Autograph okay.

(Signs unicycle)

Alfred:Hello stranger!

Hoopla:Swagger.

Sally:There you are I was worried.

Hoopla:How can you be worried by me.

Sally:What have you done?

Hoopla:Nothing.

Sally:Put those shades off (Takes off shades reveling big monster eyes)

Hoopla:No! the shades!

Alfred:Hey! swaggy man is Slippery Farty Man with big eyes!

Hoopla:(Grabs Alfred)Now everyone knows my secret!

Sally:Sorry...............

Hoopla:Am going to kill you! (Mocks Beauty And the Beast transformation)

Dr.Crazy Guy:Hey look! (Looking through telescope) the meme is transforming! to the jet!

(Mocks Batman 1966)

Dr.Crazy Guy:(In Jet Near Dr.Crazy Guy)MHAHAHAHAHA! my beast come with me to destroy places!

Potion:Yeah!

(Hoopla Monster pushes Jet away)

Dr.Crazy Guy and Potion:Oh Crap!

Hoopla Monster:ROAR!

(Grabs Sally and climbs up sky scarper)

Sally:HELP!

Mail Man:Am coming!

(Shows Mail Man coming up in Retro Donkey Kong style but Hoopla throws barrel at him causing him to fall)

Mail Man:(But to 2D animation)Oh No!

Sally:Do something!

Plankton:Hop into my robot armour!

Mail Man:But it's tiny!

Plankton:Well let me get it on and hop on!

(Plankton in armour and Mail Man fly up to Hoopla)

Mail Man:Eat unicycle!

(Hits unicycle on Hoopla Monster)

Hoopla Monster:ROAR! (punches Mail Man)

{Bong}

Sally:Hoopla! if you can see it in your heart to control the monster well please.

Hoopla Monster:Sally?

(Sally smiles)

Mail Man:(In tank)Say cheese!

(Shoots Hoopla Monster down)

Sally:Hoopla!

(Falls on Bar in the hills)

Hoopla:(Turns to normal knocked out)

Sally:Hoopla?

(Derpy falls out of portal behind her)

Derpy:What I miss? Hospital: Hoopla:(Wakes up in bed)Ow what happen?

Derpy:You hit your head when the mail man shot you in your monster form.

Hoopla:What?

Sally:Yeah............................

Hoopla:Well there's one lesson.No matter if I turn into a monster am still a meme.

Sally:Actually I told Plankton to erase any footage,photographs and website pages plus anything else to do with you being a meme.

Hoopla:Really!

Derpy:Yes plus am a meme!

(Shows High Tides page "What I miss?")

Hoopla:That'll do Derpy that'll do.

{The End For Now}