Health Issues

 Health Issues is the first episode of On the Krabby Road.

Plot
Due to SpongeBob having a day off, an inexperienced fry cook poisons the customers and the Health Department closes the Krusty Krab forever.

Transcript
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob...SpongeBob, hey Squidward! Where is my dearest employee?

Squidward: Don't you remember? SpongeBob has his day off. I wish I had one.

Mr. Krabs: Well, you have to work hard and you don't. Also what's the name of the substitute fry cook?

Squidward: His name is...wait it's Iddy Dumbton the worst fry cook ever!

Iddy Dumbton: Hello..ooo i'm...Idiot...dummy

Squidward: Look, he's dummer than Patrick and can't even pronounce his name

Iddy Dumbton: *flipping expired patties using Frank* a guy from the island of fiji

Squidward: Order number one, Iddy *rings bell*

Iddy Dumbton: Ok *gives Krabby Patty to Frank*

Fred: Thank you *eats krabby patty and then feels funny*

Iddy Dumbton: Noo prooblem *walks away*

Fred: HELP! My leg! *implodes*

Timothy McPatty: Oh no! Fred just imploded. I've better call the health department *calls Health Department*

(The Health Department comes with SpongeBob and Spat]

Spat: Hey dad, I can talk and i'm really the Hydro-dynamic Spatula

Health Inspector: Did someone call for a health inspector?

Timothy McPatty: I did because of that substitute fry cook

Spongebob: Spat, wanna flip patties

Spat: You betcha'.

Timothy McPatty: Wait the patties are expired

Fred: Is that the original prototype of ISpat? It's the only one made and it was made in 1997.

Spongebob: I guess? I bought Spat at the Barg'N-Mart years ago and he's actually a hydro-dynamic spatula

Fred: I'll trade it for-

Spongebob: No thank you

Health Inspector: Also we'll be closing the Chum Bucket

(After the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket close)

Mr. Krabs: What will we do?

Spat: I heard a guy named Jim has a RV

Mr. Krabs: My former employee

Jim: Yes, you can borrow it and i'm not driving

Spongebob: Yay

Patrick: What is a RV?

Squidward: Patrick! When did you get here?

Patrick: I don't know?

Plankton: Hello? Plankton needs the formula right now

Mr. Krabs: Never! You little punk *throws Plankton to Rock Bottom*

Jim: Okay let's go inside

(They go inside of the RV)

Mr. Krabs: This is fancy!

Gary: *meows*

Spat: I want to win a spatula competition to beat my rival Le Spatula

SpongeBob: Are you sure? He's so powerful!

Spat: Don't worry, I can morph into the Hydro-dynamic spatula

Spongebob: Oh.

John McPatty: Hello, younger brother

Timothy McPatty: Hello, older brother

Spat: *morphs into the Hydro-dynamic spatula*

Patrick: Iddy Dumbton is actually my adopted brother

Squidward: Wait...what!?

Patrick: Yep

Squidward: And that's the reason why he's dumb

Spat: Spongebob, i'm going to train

Spongebob: Okay and believe in yourself

(shows a montage of Spat training for the competition)

Spat: And i'm finished training

(The scene cuts to the day of the competition)

Perch Perkins: BREAKING NEWS! Today is the day of the Spatula Olympics. Thousands of spatulas have trained all over the world and this is the day to be crowned Spatula King.

Spat: I can't believe I am going to compete in this