Jailed (episode)

"Jailed" is the first episode of Even Moar Raw!

Chum Bucket
Plankton: Karen! I'm going into town!

Karen: For the last time, YOU ARE TOO WIMPY TO GO TO THE GYM

Plankton: At least I'm not a female who doesn't even have a-

Karen: SHUT YOUR [censor bleep] UP YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF [censor bleep]

Plankton: Boy, are you on drugs?

Karen: No....I'm not on vodka or anything.....

Plankton: I thought vodka is illegal here. Maybe I'll-

Karen: YOU ARE GOING TO SMUGGLE VODKA???

Plankton: No...No...NO!!!!

Karen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? VODKA IS DANGEROUS, ESPECIALLY FOR TINY CRITTERS LIKE YOU!!!!!

Plankton: I'll steal something else....maybe-

Karen: No. The forumla is too old...

Plankton: YOURE NOT MY DAD!!! Shut your computer-ass up and lemme steal it!

Karen: Fine. What's the plan

Plankton: I sneak in to the Krusty Krab, throw a fake penny and bubble soap to distract Krabs and the sponge, and knock out that lame nuisiance called Squidward.

Karen: Okay, you do that. I'm going to the Conservative Meethouse

Plankton: WE ARE LIBERALS!!!

Karen: Oh, for [censor bleep] sake Plankton, stop living on welfare and get a job, like a pizza place supplier or a bartender. I hate the democrats because they give you loads of money, even though you are only a lazy dumbass who is obsessed with a goddamn sandwich recipe!

Plankton: Yeah, yeah. Krusty Krab, here we...

[Police walk in]

Police: Stop right there!

Plankton: Uh-oh

Karen: What the???

Plankton: I DIDNT DO IT!!! I AM A CLEAN-[takes him away]

Karen: Oh [censor bleep].

IN JAIL
Plankton: What the hell just happened over here

Police: You were planning to steal the formula

Plankton: When is the trial?

Police: oh, I'm sorry. YOU DONT NEED ONE.

Plankton: I'm Batman

Police: That is good to know

[shady voice appears]

Criminal: I AM THE REAL BATMAN!!!

Police: [testing a stungun] Well, I- [gunshot] agree with that too.- [gunshot]

Criminal: Can I borrow that stungun?

Police: Sure [hands Criminal the gun], but wh-   Criminal: EVERYONE ESCAPE NOW!!!

Plankton: YAAASSSS!!!!

[Criminal runs out, steals a hippie van, and returns back to the prison]

Criminal: Hop On!

[All the thugs and Plankton hop on]

ON THE FREEWAY
Criminal: A special thanks to my friend Bart [points to a anchovy in the back of the van]

Bart: [blushes] Beep.

Plankton: Say, can you drop me off at the next exit?

Criminal: Sure. Anyways, what is your job?

Plankton: I work at the chum bucket

Criminal: WHAT??? THAT PLACE IS....IS....[shoots Plankton with the stungun, instantly paralyzing him]

Bart: Beep?   Criminal:''' Don't worry. He will be all right......'''

[The episode ends as the van crashes into a garbage can and the scene zooms out]

Trivia

 * This is Kelpy G's fourth episode.
 * This is the first episode to air in 2016.