Little Yellow Book Remade

Little Yellow Book Remade is the 6th episode of SpongeBob SquarePants Remade.

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Plot
SpongeBob SquarePants (character) reads a horror novel and he thinks that what happened in the book will happen to him in real life

Transcript
[Opens at SpongeBob’s house at night. Music and partying can be heard. Cuts to inside SpongeBob’s house.]

SpongeBob: Oh boy! I love my birthday!

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Time to cut the cake!

SpongeBob: Yay!

Everyone: Happy birthday, SpongeBob! [everyone pulls sheet revealing Krabby Patty shaped cake.]

Mr. Krabs: Now, blow up the candles, me bucko!

SpongeBob: [Blows candles] Now, I’m officially 30. [everyone cheers]

Patrick: SpongeBob, time to open the presents!

SpongeBob: Yay! [picks up a present and reads the card.] It’s from Patrick! Its… [takes out present] A rock.

Patrick: It’s one of my favorite rocks!

SpongeBob: Thank you, Patrick. [opens next gift.] It’s from Mr. Krabs! It’s… A rock.

Mr. Krabs: It was the cheapest thing I could find at my house!

SpongeBob: Okay, let’s open Sandy’s gift. It’s probably not… [opens box] A rock.

Sandy: A moon rock!

Narrator: 533 rocks later. [a timecard comes saying 533 rocks later comes on the screen. SpongeBob is opening the last gift.]

SpongeBob: It’s from Squidward. It’s… A horror novel! [everyone looks at Squidward.]

Mr. Krabs: You bought SpongeBob a horror novel?

Squidward: It’s the best book I could find. I wanted to keep him busy with it so he won’t have time to annoy me.

SpongeBob: Thank you, Squidward!

Mr. Krabs: Well, since the gifts have been open, we should get going. [everyone agrees and leave]

SpongeBob: Bye, everyone! Well, time to get started on this book. [Scene cuts to outside SpongeBob's house. A screaming noise is heard. Scene then cuts to SpongeBob's bedroom, where SpongeBob is screaming.] That was the scariest novel I have ever read!

Gary: Meow meow meow meow.

SpongeBob: Not scary? It’s about a 30 year old guy that gets his organs ripped out and eaten by a ghost! I just turned 30 and this room is creepy and dark! Well, at least there is no ghost. [hears a noise from outside] Maybe I better take a look outside. [looks outside window and sees Flying Dutchman. Gasps] It’s the Flying Dutchman! Well, who knows? Maybe he is just driving by. [chuckles nervously. Hears anchor fall. Gasps] Maybe I’ll sleep under the bed. [goes under bed] He hasn’t come yet. Maybe I was imagining things. [laughs] A ghost coming to rip my organs and eat them. How ridiculous is that! [just that second, the Flying Dutchman comes.]

Flying Dutchman: Hello, sponge!

SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhh! There is a ghost trying to rip out a 30 year old guy’s organs and eat them just like in the book!

Flying Dutchman: What the hell are you talking about?! I’m not going to rip your organs and eat them! I already ate a steak before I came and also, I can’t eat without my dining sock.

SpongeBob: Wait, what? So your not going to rip my organs and eat me?

Flying Dutchman: No, I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and give you a present since I missed your birthday.

SpongeBob: [opens box and it’s a rock.] Thanks.

Trivia

 * This episode was comfirmed on ESB.
 * There was a rumour that this episode aired on August 29 but it was confirmed by User: Itsshehahnbro that this is not true and it will air later this year.