Inner Actions (Transcript)

Plankton: Karen, my plan will definitely work!

Karen: Oh sure, like all your other plans that "will definitely work"?

Plankton: Nevermind that, Plankton. Because today, you WILL get the secret formula with this secret weapon! (Plankton holds up a nickel, which is his "secret weapon")

Plankton: MUAHAHAHAHA! (throws nickel out of window)

Mr. Krabs: OOH! MONEYMONEYMONEYOMONEY!

Plankton: While that penny-pincher of a crustacean gnaws on my spare change, it's time to overthrow the Krusty Krab!

French Narrator: ONE SURPRISINGLY EASY KRABBY PATTY-NAPPING LATER...

Plankton: WOW. That was one surprisingly easy Krabby Patty-napping!

Mr. Krabs: COME BACK, MRS. NICKEL!

Plankton: What's that crimson blob on the horizon?

Mr. Krabs: GREAT NEPTUNE!

Plankton: IT'S MY

Mr. Krabs: BUSINESS

Plankton: RIVAL!)

(Plankton and Krabs collide, causing the Krabby Patty formula to roll back into Mr. Krabs' office and Mr. Krabs to accidentally swallow Plankton)

(The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab)

(SpongeBob sees the formula roll across the floor)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward!

Squidward: What?!

SpongeBob: Have you noticed anything strange about the formula?

Squidward: NO. (continues reading another issue of the magazine 'Squid Ink')

(The scene returns to outside)

Mr. Krabs: I'm going to digest my worst enemy!

Plankton: I'm going to crawl into Krabs' brain and extract the formula!

French Narrator: LATER...

Mr. Krabs: How ya likin' the fiber, Plankton?! I'm sure ye can't get to me brain now!

Plankton: On the contrary, my rival! I am wistfully climbing up your spine!

French Narrator: ONE EXTREMELY STRANGE HOUR LATER...

Karen to Plankton: PLANKTON! COME IN PLANKTON! What in the world is taking you so long, honey?

Plankton to Karen: You see, my computer wife, I got swallowed by Krabs and now I'm trying to climb up his spine!

Karen: YOU WHAT?!?! THAT'S IT, I AM GETTING THE RETRIEVAL SYSTEM!

Plankton: NO! WAIT! PLEASE DON'T! (Plankton is magnetically pulled out of Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: Gee, Plankton, that was a... UM... strange... expierience we had today. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.

Plankton: You're right, Krabs.