Not a Squid!

'''"Not a Squid!" 'is the third episode of Awkward, Octopus''.

Minor/recurring characters appearing

 * Squilliam Fancyson
 * Scooter
 * Dennis
 * Suzy Fish
 * Fish pedestrians, newspaper company worker, dogfish and green fish

Song

 * None

Summarized plot
When Squidward's name is announced in the newspaper, he becomes famous around Bikini Bottom. At first, Squidward thinks he is living the good life, until everyone starts calling him a squid (and he's not; he's an octopus)!

Full plot
Squidward explains to the viewer how the newspaper company has published a front page article about his concert. He walks out of the house and greets fish who wave to him saying "Hi, Squidward! Read about you in the newspaper!". One fish says "You're probably the best squid to ever play clarinet!"

Squidward is enraged; he is not a squid, he is an octopus! He yells at the fish "Stop talking, you, you...." Squidward does not know what to say. "You...you....you catfish!" he says, finally. The fish gasps in horror as he is a dogfish and catfish are his greatest enemy.

Squidward sneers and continues his walk. He walks by SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Gary, Mrs. Puff, Pearl and Karen. He passes a green fish who says "Hey! It's the musical squid genius!". Squidward yells to the fish "Get outta my way, blue fish!". The fish is offended. Squidward imagines a giant squid taking him and eating him (for an unknown reason, possibly because he hates squids).

When Squidward ends his walk, he realizes that he shouldn't have yelled at those fish. They were trying to be nice and he hurt their feelings. Squidward walks up to the dogfish and the green fish and says "I'm sorry. I just got a little angry because you two called me a squid. I'm an octopus, actually."

The dogfish says "Oh! Didn't really get a good look at you in the paper or when you walked by. I thought you were a squid because I couldn't really see you." Squidward thanks him. The green fish shakes hands with Squidward and says "I'm sorry, and it was very nice of you to apologize."

Squidward smiles and thanks the fish. He walks off to the newspaper company and asks a fish if he could publish a short article about him being an octopus, not a squid. The worker accepts. The next day, when Squidward gets his Sunday paper, on the front page is an article with a heading that reads: "Squidward Tentacles the clarinet player is an octopus, not a squid". Squidward laughs happily.