Pat's New Rock (SBTTM)

Pat's New Rock is the second episode of SpongeBob: To the Max.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * SpongeBob
 * Squidward
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Sandy
 * Rock Monster
 * Kelpy G (cameo)
 * Clarinet Players

Synopsis
Patrick's house gets destroyed by a tornado, so he gets help from his friends to rebuild it. Also, Squidward looks everywhere for his clarinet.

Transcript
Patrick is sitting on his sandy couch, when a tornado appears out of nowhere.

Patrick: C'mon! This is the season finale of StarBusters!

Actor 1: Jane, I will always love you.

Actor 2: You know I never do, right?

Patrick: Wait, what?

The tornado takes Patrick's house with it.

Patrick: Why?! It was the season finale-e-e!

He starts punching his belly. He eventually realizes that his belly is just a bunch of fat.

Patrick: You worthless belly. All I can do with you is the drums.

He gets tired and sleeps on the sandy ground.

A time card shows up that says: "The next morning..."

A clam in the distance makes a rooster noise.

Patrick (sleepily): Time to gather up my crops.

He holds up an imaginary rake and starts swinging it in the air.

Patrick: Time to eat (yawns) the wheat.

He bites his hand.

Patrick: Ow!

He shakes his head.

Patrick: Oh. (laughs)

Patrick: Guess it was all a dream. Well, time to get back in my ro-o-o-ock!

He notices that his rock is missing (again).

Patrick: Oh, I forgot. Time to call my buddy SpongeBooby Bob.

He calls SB with his cell phone.

SB: Yellow? That's what I am.

Patrick: SB, I need your help.

SB: Coming right now.

Patrick: How did you-?

SB hung up.

He rushes towards Patrick.

SB: I'm here.

Patrick: So, what are we going to do?

SB: Rebuild it, silly!

Patrick: Just the two of us?

SB: Not necessarily.

Meanwhile, Squidward is searching his entire house.

Squidward: Where is it? Where? Where? Come on! I need you, Clarry!

He starts pulling paintings off the wall.

Squidward: This is the second time this week!

Back to SB and Patrick, SB starts calling his other friends.

Sandy: Howdy.

SB: Hey, Sandy. Can you help me and Patrick rebuild his house?

Sandy: Sure thing, square dude!

He calls up his boss.

Mr. Krabs: Hello, I like money.

SB: Can you help me and Patrick rebuild his house?

Mr. Krabs: As long as I get... money. (laugh track plays)

Commercial break!

Back at Squidward's house, he grabs a hammer.

Squidward: I didn't need cable, anyway.

He smashes his TV with the hammer.

Squidward: Great, now I'm going to miss every important thing to ever exist.

Back to Patrick, we see Sandy and Mr. Krabs arrive.

Sandy: So, where's the blueprint?

Patrick takes out a slobbery blueprint out of his mouth.

Mr. Krabs: Eww.

Sandy: That's darn disgusting.

SB: Let's do this.

Patrick gulps.

Squidward is still searching for his clarinet.

Squidward: If I were a clarinet, where would I be?

A lightbulb shines above his head.

Squidward: Hmm...

Patrick's new rock looks... interesting, at the very least.

Patrick: No, no, no! This isn't the rock that was meant to be.

SB: What's wrong with it?

The new rock has various patterns on it. It was also a much rougher and bumpier one.

Patrick: My rock is a... well, you know.

Sandy: There's only one other thing we can do.

Patrick: End the episode here and let the status quo reset?

Sandy: No. We go into... Kelp Forest.

Squidward is getting more stressed every minute.

Squidward: Ugh. I give up. I'm gonna watch some Kelpflix.

He opens up Kelpflix (Netflix) on his phone. It shows Kelpy G playing the clarinet.

Squidward: No, stupid advertisements!

He swipes up some. More clarinet players appear.

Squidward: Stop trying to stress me out! Gah!

The group arrives at Kelp Forest.

Sandy: Here we are, Kelp Forest.

Mr. Krabs: Look at all this green!

Sandy: It's not money, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Darn.

They walk for a little bit before SB points ahead.

SB: Look at that! Is that...

Sandy: Patrick's...

Mr. Krabs: House?

Sandy: Wow, already. Let's go!

They head toward the rock in the distance.

Patrick: That was anti-climactic.

Suddenly, the rock sprouts legs.

SB: Uh-oh.

The rock grows a mouth and roars.

Sandy: Run.

They run away from the evil rock monster.

Rock Monster: This is what you get for living in me!

Squidward is exhausted.

Squidward: Whew. Time to go to sleep.

He is about to go to bed when he sees his clarinet in his sheets.

Squidward: Ugh. Finally.

He gets in bed and sleeps.

Back at Kelp Forest, the group is trapped in a corner. They are very scared.

Mr. Krabs: Promise you won't take my money, rock monster.

Patrick: Don't take my ice cream.

SB: Don't take my life.

Sandy: Take my pathetic friends if you want.

She grabs her whip. She uses it on the monster's legs. The legs suddenly disintegrate.

Sandy: That's how it's done, boys.

Everyone cheers.

Patrick: Finally I can watch the season finale!

Mr. Krabs: When can I get my greens?