I Love SpongeBot: Featuring Travis and Kelpy

I Love SpongeBot: Featuring Travis and Kelpy is the third episode of the first season of Discord Crib.

Plot
and obsessively love. Meanwhile,, , and discuss on wether Travis is a sexual predator or not.

Cast

 * Mrs Chanandler Bong as Vanessa
 * as Kelpy
 * as Calaz
 * as Phillydan
 * as travis x vanessa
 * as Kelpy
 * as Calaz
 * as Phillydan
 * as travis x vanessa
 * as travis x vanessa
 * as travis x vanessa
 * as travis x vanessa
 * as travis x vanessa
 * as travis x vanessa

Transcript
''This episode is dedicated to and in loving memory of all those who were globalled due to the racial slur incident. May they rest in peace.''

Calaz: Remember when SpongeBot was this ESB-influenced, ZeoSpark sounding, overly sensitive, serious looking, bitch ass ni--

SBCA: you do realize several people were globalled because of a joke in the discord crib comments

Calaz: yeah but

Vanessa:but what I think he's trying to say is that he thinks spongebot has changed

SBCA: tbh he did pull off a 180 by the middle of 2017

Calaz: lol he did

SBCA: i remember the old spongebot

SBCA: in fact, i miss the old spongebot

Vanessa: straight from the go spongebot

SBCA: chop up the soul spongebot

Vanessa: set on his goals spongebot

SBCA: i hate the new spongebot

Vanessa: the bad mood spongebot

SBCA: the always rude spongebot

Vanessa: spaz in the news spongebot

SBCA: i miss the sweet spongebot

Vanessa: chop on the beats spongebot

Calaz: yeah him and cicicity were arguing earlier because spongebot blocked me because I asked him as a joke and when I went to discord to ask him he started saying I violated the coppa for being underage even though I'm actually aloud to be on the wiki now and so cicicity started defending me

SBCA: fuck you

Calaz: I agree

Vanessa: (we had our first musical number on the show)

Vanessa: (and you ruined it)

Calaz: I agree

SpongeBot: Hi did someone call me

SBCA: does spongebot get the references tho @vanessa

Vanessa: no

SpongeBot: SpongeBot dont get it

Vanessa: because the day spongebot admits his love for Kanye is the day pigs fly

SpongeBot: but pigs can fly in minecraft

RTheNoob has joined the server.

RTheNoob: hi guys i just wanted to advertise my new spongebob x minecraft spin-off, it's releasing real soon and i'd like you guys to sign up for it

Udontknowmyname11a: hi mom

(sbca while writing the episode): okay you damn fools got your cameo in the series, you happy now?

SpongeBot: your show will be irrelevant even before you create a sign up blog for it

RTheNoob: yeah, I know, i'm just here to be in the show

SBCA: At least he's self-aware about it

SeemsGood: i want to be in discord crib btw travis x vanessa

Vanessa: >travis x vanessa

Vanessa: you dont even know me HOW

Jasbre: yer a bustaurdo

SeemsGood: i got that nickname from pluto's quote in the first discord crib episode

SeemsGood: oh shit did i break the fourth wall?

Vanessa: Stop forcing the meme

SeemsGood: wat meme travis x vanessa?

Vanessa: its pretty obvious with the 4th wall comment that you're trying to be in a discord crib episode

SeemsGood: lol i do damn

Jasbre: fool

Vanessa: loof

SpongeBot: blasted buffoon

Pluto: I predict the "EAGLES WIN SUPERBOWL" !.Which means the falcons lose.:(which means im sad.but that Does not matter now,You scrubs!!

Kelpy: Hey I found this underaged boy using his big boy words

Calaz: fuck the eagles i would have won the fantasy league if they didn't win

Phillydan: what did you fucking say

Phillydan: fandom should global you just for saying that

Kelpy: Philly's the type of white boy to act black

Phillydan: Kelpy's the type of Asian to act black

SBCA: philly you fucking cunt

SBCA: you misspelled sbca

Kelpy: Philly, you're as black as a man who supports Trump

Phillydan: well, I do support Trump

Phillydan: and you should too

Travis: moderate conservatives is an oxymoron

Vanessa: listening to the 1997 year-end hot 100

Travis: no one cares

Vanessa: ok

Travis: whatever, as they say in spanish, bernie habría ganado

Kelpy: copied off of google translate

Travis: WHAT

Travis: no it was not

Phillydan: yes it was

Travis: no it wasn't, i take spanish class okay

Travis: i know how to speak spanish

Phillydan: because you spent 8 hours putting random words into google translate

Kelpy: plus the only language other than English that you know is the one Bill Cosby speaks

Travis: are you implying that i am a sexual predator

Kelpy: yes

Travis: well clearly you don't have much of a problem with sexual predators

Kelpy: towards Bernie and Jeremy and the preschoolers in your town and what makes you think that

Phillydan: how about me

Travis: the fact that you wanted one to be our president

Phillydan: eh Kelpy thinks I’m a sexual predator

Kelpy: i do

Vanessa: i agree

SBCA: i'm inactive

Travis: well philly you probably are #RoyMoore2024

Phillydan: because I have sexual fantasies towards my girlfriend

Travis: ew, tho i know vanessa has sexual fantasies toward me

Phillydan: you sniffed her tits, even tho you’re gay

Travis: i'm not gay

Kelpy: you had a three way with Bernie and Jeremy

Travis: yes and it was amazing

Kelpy: i'll quote you on that

Travis: you know they say, "if you have sexual fantasies toward a woman, that's a sign that you're gay"

Kelpy: wait what

Phillydan: who has ever said that

Travis: i do

Kelpy: well you’re a gay socialist so your opinion doesn’t count

Vanessa: is travis gay?

Travis: no

Travis: and i'm not a socialist either

Vanessa: so are you bi?

Travis: yes

The Imperial Ghost: hi everyone.

The Imperial Ghost: FOCKZ KEDZ.

Travis: didnt you have sexual fantasies for me as well

The Imperial Ghost: twenty-sixteen was a weird time.

The Imperial Ghost: anyway, ni---

FANDOM: this series is officially globalled