No Time Zones!

'''DISCLAIMER: Please note that the characters in this short are not to be portrayed as any negative character or in any offensive manner. This is only a fictional work to celebrate Topher's one year anniversary on the wiki and is not meant to offend any user that should read it.'''

Presidential Topher presents No Time Zones!

Transcript

 * [short begins with TopherGopher, sitting behind a desk; the National Anthem is being played in the background, yet is being squeaked by gophers]


 * President Topher: Suds! K! Get in here.


 * Suds: [runs into office] I'm here, Mr. Topher.


 * Topher: Where's Kjjb?


 * Suds: I thought you said Suds, k. As in Suds, okay.


 * Topher: Get Kjjb in here!


 * Kjjb: [rises from behind Topher] Already in here, Mr. Gopher.


 * Topher: We went through this already, you guys. Call me Mr. Topher!


 * Suds: So, what did you need, Mr. Topher?


 * Topher: I need you two to cancel all of the time zones in the United States.


 * Kjjb: Cancel the time zones? But why?


 * Topher: Because I don't like doing time zone math! It's really boring. Thank goodness that Science posts those times up on the wiki.


 * Suds: I always have to figure mine out.


 * Topher: Well I don't want to do any math, so get rid of those time zones.


 * Kjjb: Can't you just remember that it's GMT-1:00.


 * Topher: I don't have time for Japanese, Kjjb. Now as your President, I say go get rid of those time zones!


 * Suds and Kjjb: Sure thing, Mr. Topher! [both run out of room]


 * Topher: I want you to be back here by 3:00 pm! Oops. I forgot to tell them Central Standard Time. Curse you time zones!


 * [short ends with the rest of the National Anthem, once again squeaked by gophers; the credits roll by past the title card]