Destination: Land (But We Never Go There)

"OK, guys! Since I am leader of this plan, hop into my rocket!" SpongeBob said, and then grinned. "Wait, since when did you get a rocket?" Sandy asked. "I dunno," SpongeBob said. "And what happened between this and the last episode?" Sandy wondered. Then, Patrick decided to hit her with a frying pan. Please, please don't ask me why! The nwely-formed resistance (consisting of Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Temmie and Jeff who will probably be killed off before the episode ends), closely followed by SpongeBob. Then, SpongeBob magically knew how to fly and they took off in the rocket even though an aeroplane would be better suited.

Patrick tried to cut the ocean before realsing he couldn't. OK? The joke is Patrick's stupid! Ahem, there were lots of people swimming in the water. Soon Plankton in his robot rised from the water even though the water should have damaged the robot, SpongeBob's rocket soon afterwards. They were noticed - I mean, why wouldn't they have been noticed? "Hey looks it's a- you've already noticed, haven't you?" the child pointed, quite clearly pointing at them. A few bits of filler later, Plankton (not Sheldon even though they're the same person) launched missiles at the swimmers ('cos why wouldn't he). "We have to save them!" SpongeBob announced as he drove the rocket towards Plankton. "No we don't!" Squidward yelled at SpongeBob. "Then why are you here then?" SpongeBob asked. "Fair enough," Squidward replied heading towards the steering wheel ready to go home. However, Squidward is apparently a very bad driver and he crashed the ship into the robot.

I'm not sure if you understand the laws of physics but if you crash something into something else, it'll most likely break. Well, the same thing happened here: the rocket broke and the members of the resistance conveniently fell onto an island (except Jeff who died, CALLED IT!). "Atleast Plankton's not here," SpongeBob said, trying to cheer everyone up. However, the robot also broke and Plankton had also fell onto the island with them. "Insert reference to Da Nerd, WhoBob What Pants? and the fact that the original show is only made to grab a quick buck," he muttered. That was short...