2 Stars

2 Stars is the 2nd episode in the 1st season of Patrick Starfish

Transcript
(Patrick is walking down the street and spots the Krusty Krab)

Patrick: Hey! The Krusty Krab is so successful! Why don’t I just make a company of my own!

(Patrick rushes home)

(Patrick knocks on Spongebob’s door)

Spongebob: Yel-

Spongebob: SHUT THE FU-

Hoopla Jesus: (floats by) thiiiis iiiis aaaaa kiiiid frieeeeennddllyyyyyy shoooooww

Patrick: NOT ANYMORE! SPONGEBOB YOU ARE A F*CKING B*TC-

(We here gunshots with a censored screen above it)

Hoopla Jesus: Is Dis deh fukin next kreepy pasta?

camera man: TAKE 2

(Patrick knocks on SpongeBobs door)

Spongebob: Yello?

Patrick: Spongebob! I’m gonna make my own company!

Spongebob: Cool! Whats it gonna be about?

Patrick: umm selling copyright!

(cuts to Patrick and Spongebob in a stand on the side of the road with the word ”copyright” written on it.

Patrick: COPYRIGHT COPYRIGHT GET YOU FREE COOYRIGHT HERE!

(Fred goes up to them)

Fred: Hello I’d like some fresh copyright!

Patrick: reach in to the wonderful bag of copyrighted shows

(Fred takes out “Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach”)

Fred: HEY YOU CANT SHOW THIS ITS COPYRIGHTED!

Fred: 2 STARS!

(Fred leaves)

(Margaret comes up)

Patrick: Reach into the bag of... what’s my line? Oh yeah Co...May...‘tis...er...

Margaret: OK!

(Margaret pulls out “Zero Plot Whatsoever”)

Margaret: HEY YOU CANT SHOW THAT ITS COPYRIGHTED!

Margaret: 2 STARS!

Spongebob: What are we doing wrong?

Patrick: Maybe we need to up up the Copyright!

(Doodlebob comes over)

Patrick: Reach into the bag of up upped copyright!

(Doodlebob pulls Out “Spongebboboblboblboblboblboblboblbo“)

Doodlebob: OOY BLABB BAAH DOO!

Doodlebob: DVU ZDELZ

Patrick: We need to make sure this person pulls out the best one yet!

(Hoopla comes over)

Patrick: Just Reach in To The FOOWICKEN BAG!

Hoopla: HOOPLA

(Hoopla pulls out Discord Crib, Spin Off Kings, Mr. Craps’ Survivor 2.0, MottoB inikiB, and Patrick Starfish

Hoopla: HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA! HOOPLA HOOPLA!

Hoopla: HOOPLA HOOPLA!

Patrick: I’m tired of this lets go home.

(The two go home)

THEND