The Clarinet Crush

The Clarinet Crush is the fifth episode in Adventures in Bikini Gulch, in this episode: Hopalong invents a clarinet and causes chaos

Transcript
Narrator: Last time in Adventures in Bikini Gulch, SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick stopped the great crisis in Bikini Gulch.

[Scene: SpongeBuck remplacing the welcome sign]

SpongeBuck: There we go! A not-Dead-Eye-involved sign!

Pecos Patrick is seen upside down

Pecos Patrick: I dunno, the sign is upside down...

SpongeBuck turns Pecos around

Pecos Patrick: Much better!

[Scene: Hopalong at his house]

Hopalong Tentacles: Ahh....It sure is nice not having to see SpongeBuck all day!

Western Temmie goes to Hopalong's house

Hopalong Tentacles: Huh? A Temmie?! But the.....Oh yeah....PrimitiveSponge129 put him in as a thank you to PolarKey...

Western Temmie: mr krabs says hopalong neds to go 2 work

[Scene: Hopalong and SpongeBuck at the Krusty Kantina]

Western Temmie: ill have ten krabby patties p

Hopalong Tentacles: Okay Spo....(sees the order is prepared) oh....(gives tem his order)

Western Temmie: thank you (pays)

Mr. Krabs tackles Hopalong

Mr. Krabs: I knew what you were up to! You were gonna grab that money! But luckily, I saved it!

Time card: One Shift Later...

Hopalong walks home

Hopalong Tentacles: (bumps his tentacle on something) Ow! My tentacle! (looks down to see it was a piece of wood)

Hopalong picks it up and takes it home

Hopalong Tentacles: Hmm....What will I do as a punishment to this piece of wood...

Hopalong shapes it into a clarinet

Hopalong picks it up

Hopalong Tentacles: I have never invented anything! I will call it...

Hopalong Tentacles: The Clarinet!

Hopalong tries playing the clarinet (he plays it badly as always)

Hopalong: Yeah! That's really good!

Time card: Meanwhile...

[Scene: Bikini Gulch is seen as an apocalyptic place while everyone is running and screaming]

[Scene: Hopalong plays his clarinet "really good"]

SpongeBuck: Where is that horrible music coming from?

Pecos Patrick: I hear it too!

SpongeBuck: Patrick, you don't have ears

Pecos Patrick: Cartoon logic

SpongeBuck: We have to destroy whatever is making that horrible music! And fix Bikini Gulch!

Pecos Patrick: I can do that! (Destroys a banjo and throws a hammer at a building)

SpongeBuck: Patrick, you made that building even more destroyed!

Pecos Patrick: Sorry

SpongeBuck takes out a laptop

SpongeBuck is seen chatting on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki chat

TheBestChiliMaker has entered The Krusty Krab!

TheBestChiliMaker: Guys! My town is getting destroyed! What should I do?

PrimitiveSponge129: Destroy whatever is making the problem and fix the town.

PolarKey: I agree with him.

SaiyanGokuDBZ: Yeah, that's the best choice!

The Terrible Travis: I think that's a horrible choice...

TheBestChiliMaker is blasting off again!

The Terrible Travis: Hooray

SpongeBuck puts his laptop back

SpongeBuck: I think the music is coming from....Hopalong's house?

SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick enter Hopalong's house, with earplugs on

SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick get to Hopalong's room, where he is

SpongeBuck: (yelling) HOPALONG!!!

Hopalong continues playing

Pecos hits Hopalong with the hammer he threw at the building

Hopalong Tentacles: OW! Not my day...

SpongeBuck takes the hammer and smashes the clarinet

Hopalong Tentacles: What?! NOOOOO!!!!

SpongeBuck: Sorry Hopalong, we had to!

Hopalong Tentacles: (yelling) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!

SpongeBuck: Ah ah ah! The rulebook says: "Nobody can kick the sherrif and his idiotic friend out of their house."

SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick go out of Hopalong's house

SpongeBuck: This is gonna take weeks to fix!

Time card: Later...

[Scene: Bikini Gulch is back as it was]

SpongeBuck: Bikini Gulch is as back as it was!

Hopalong Tentacles: You mean...as terrible as it was...

Characters

 * SpongeBuck SquarePants
 * Pecos Patrick Star
 * Hopalong Tentacles
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Western Temmie
 * TheBestChiliMaker (Debut)
 * PrimitiveSponge129 (Debut, Cameo)
 * PolarKey (Debut, Cameo)
 * SaiyanGokuDBZ (Debut, Cameo)
 * The Terrible Travis (Debut, Cameo)