Who Needs Teeth

Who Needs Teeth is the 17th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired.

It is the 39th episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Gary
 * Man Ray - (debut)

Plot
Being the only person in the retirement home who still has teeth, SpongeBob decides to dispose of his teeth. But Man Ray turns them into a giant man-eating monster to take over Bikini Bottom.

Story
[Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Krabs, and Plankton are eating a pizza at the dinner table]

SpongeBob: (enters the room) Sup mah homies!

Squidward: Wassup. (swallows a pizza slice whole)

SpongeBob: Why didn't you chew?

Sandy: (swallows a slice) We don't have teeth.

Patrick: Who needs teeth! (swallows a slice)

SpongeBob: You're telling me....you swallow all of your food WHOLE?

Krabs: Of course. (swallows a slice) We don't have teeth!

SpongeBob: Can't you just get some dentures?

Plankton: Dentures are for lunatics! (swallows a slice)

SpongeBob: This is crazy! You guys could choke on your food!

Squidward: Who cares! We're old.

Krabs: Do you still have teeth, Lad?

SpongeBob: Of course I do! I keep very good care of my teeth! (his teeth sparkle)

Patrick: Well the rest of us don't! (swallows a slice)

Sandy: I think you're the only person in the retirement home who still has teeth!

[Charles Dingleberry enters the room]

Charles: I have teeth!

Sandy: (shoots him dead)

Charles: (falls over)

Sandy: Now you're the only one, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Wow...I'm the only one....

Squidward: Just get rid of 'em, SpongeBob! Teeth are lame!

SpongeBob: Really?

Gary: Mowwwww!

SpongeBob: Even Gary doesn't have teeth!

Plankton: Teeth are for losers, dude!

SpongeBob: Very well. I'll get rid of them.

Patrick: Good choice, buddy!

Krabs: You'll be thanking us some day!

SpongeBob: (gets a wrench, pulls his teeth out) So long, old chums! (chucks his teeth out the window)

Plankton: Hey! Don't speak about chum like that!

OUTSIDE

Man Ray: (finds the teeth) ….two teeth......it seems so innocent....but yet, so evil......

[He takes the teeth to his secret lab; there, he turns them into a giant, white monster]

Man Ray: Behold! I'll call it the Mollar Monster!

Monster: Grrrrr!!!!!

Man Ray: No? How bout, the Tooth Terror 2000!!!!!

Monster: Grrrr!!!!!!!

Man Ray: No? How bout.....White Cracka!

Monster: Hmmm........mm-hmm!

Man Ray: Great! Go, White Cracka! Unleash your wrath upon Bikini Bottom!

Monster: GRRRAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (crashes through the building)

[At the retirement home]

SpongeBob: So......I'm supposed to.....swallow my food whole?

Patrick: Yup. Here's an apple.

SpongeBob: I'm not so sure about this....

Squidward: It's easy-peasy! C'mon, man!

SpongeBob: Okay, okay, don't rush me! …...

Plankton: HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: I said DON'T rush me!

Plankton: (grunts) Fine!

SpongeBob: (picks up the apple) Here goes nothing.......(brings the apple closer to his mouth)

[The Tooth Monster crashes through the buidling, picks up SpongeBob, and eats him]

Patrick: …......not exactly the idea, SpongeBob.