Defend the Crib: Part I

Defend the Crib: Part I is the fourth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.

Plot
A series of unfortunate events have occurred on SBFW. Users such as PolarKey and Calaz have left the wiki. Unjust globals have been given out. Their only safe haven, the crib, has been infiltrated by the menace known as FANDOM. The nicknamed nostril fucker, Bigfoot, has arrived almost the same time as these events have occurred. Many believe this simply cannot be a coincidence– or is Bigfoot actually innocent?

Transcript
Intro (March 14th, 2018)

SBCA: you guys want to make something relevant again?

Chris Brown: Lil Dicky

Lil Dicky: Chris Brown

Bigfoot: I can make your youtube channel relevant by making it reach 1k subs

SBCA: how?

Bigfoot: just invite me to your discord

SBCA: lol no

???: How about me?

Bigfoot: sure

SBCA: wtf no

???: https://discord.gg/DKSKc6C

*bigfoot has joined the crib, seems OP, please nerf!*

Bigfoot: @everyone BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH

Golfpecks: OMG WHO INVITED BIGFOOT?!

*intro over*

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The Kelp: Volume III, Issue I

FANDOM Globals 4 Users Following Excessive Use of the F-Word

R Content Prohibited Following the Global Bans of 2 Users

According to Study by The Terrible Travis, "Masturbation Counts as Excersise"

''Freaky Friday by Lil Dicky feat. Chris Brown Tops Spotify's Viral 50 Chart''

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Jasbre: everything's been going terrible on SBFW, everybody's being globalled just for saying the f-word

SpongeBot: No wonder calaz, polar, and hell, even tyce left

SeemsGood: This is all Travis' fault! Down with Travis! He made all the old users leave!

Vanessa: no

Travis: tbh i made the wiki great again

SpongeBot: lol how would u know, travis' proposals actually kept the wiki activity alive

Kelpy: who actually makes fanon anymore

Jasbre: ehem

SeemsGood: alright since you people agree on travis being great, he should make a promotion proposal again!

SeemsGood: oh wait, screw you kelpy geek! Down with Kelpy G!

SpongeBot: please stop

SeemsGood: okay then, but never forget, fandom might catch us for the scene where travis fondles with vanessa

Vanessa and Travis: fuck you

Vanessa and Travis have been banned across the FANDOM network...

Vanessa: Well, as long as it has nothing to do with the discord, we'll be fine.

Jack: lol I haven't been on the wiki since calaz's sister caught him fapping

Travis: well, it does count as excersise, according to my latest poll

Jasbre: Uh, how about us who edit quite a lot on SBFW?

Kelpy: in short, you guys are fucked

Bigfoot: Raptors rule, bow down before your new master

SBCA: i'm supreme leader here, also warriors > raptors

Bigfoot: STOP

PenisMan: someone please stop bigfoot

Bigfoot: PENISMAN IS WEAK

Vanessa: stfu nostril fucker

SBCA: rockets > raptors

Bigfoot: YOU INFERIAL BAG OF SALT!

SpongeBot: nostril fucker

SBCA: now, come on guys, let's be rational

SBCA: we must use this time to reflect on our sins, as it is indeed the week the Lord has made

Bigfoot: ew

SBCA: *scoff* how dare you, i am God's Princess and i shall not let you---

Bigfoot: YOU FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT!

SpongeBot: please fuck off asap tnx

???: you all have fucked up

SeemsGood: what the fuck?

SeemsGood has been banned across the FANDOM network...

SBCA: wait, what?

Bigfoot: huh?

Vanessa: you nostril fucker, why bring the crib into this?

Bigfoot: YOU PIECE OF SALT, IT WASN'T ME!

Vanessa: pretty sure even if your friend scopey said the f-word, he'd be banned

Scopey: fuck

Scopey has been banned across the FANDOM network...

Bigfoot: SEE!

Vanessa: Luis?

SBCA: oh no, you're not going to blame me, aren't you?

Bigfoot: HAH YOU NAZI

SpongeBot: why would he do it though?

SBCA: ^

Vanessa: but who else would it be?

SBCA: wait a minute, scopey doesn't even have a wikia account

Bigfoot: ...

SpongeBot: no, i'm siding with bigfoot on this

SBCA: wait, what?

Bigfoot: MAKE A SHOW DEDICATED TO ME

SpongeBot: done:

Jasbre: what the frick is happening

Kelpy: lol this is why i left the wiki

Calaz: should we join it again

Kelpy: first to get banned gets to fuck addie

Phillydan: wtf why are we bringing addie into this

Phillydan has been banned across the FANDOM network...

SpongeBot: Quite sad, indeed.

Jasbre: Bigfoot, what did you do to spongebot?

SpongeBot: What are you talking about, TheJasbre202?

SBCA: what the

Bigfoot: I swear that wasn't me

SpongeBot: It was not.

Cicicity: i just want to shitpost wth is happening

*vanessa creates a private group discord*

Jasbre: hurry up we need to devise a plan before we get caught

Somematchyguy: caught by who?

Jasbre: whoever's up to this, pretty sure it's bigfoot though

SeemsGood: how?

Golfpecks: if he could get us banned on sbfw through discord, he can find us

Vanessa: lmaok

Jasbre: we need to make sure he doesn't take ov---

SBCA: guys, I have a confession...

--the end (to be continued)--