SpongeBob's First Lesson on Geopolitics

Sandy explains to a befuddled SpongeBob how World War IV started. First in the Baltic, black, Mediterranean seas, as well as in the eastern Pacific ocean a fascist faction called the access formed, and conquered much of the oceans. Mr. Craps and Squidclone used hypnotism to gain control, superseding the former leaders of the revolt, the Gristlepuss sisters and Al Priss. The remaining defenders of freedom, known as the all eyes haphazardly fled backward, crushed by their rivals, until they settled and built trenches along Bikini Bottom. The surface city was destroyed by bombing, but Mr. Krabs Had built a huge cavity underneath the Krusty Mean originally to store money but it found a new purpose as a bunker which was the last outpost of the all eyes. All sorts of buildings were created within the shelter. The access had made their headquarters in the destroyed shell of New Kelp city. Rock Bottom was the only unoccupied city, due to its isolation, and the lack of interest in the trench by the access.