Nick Junior Trouble: Part 3

Nick Junior Trouble: Part 3 is an episode of the spin-off Channel Chasers.

Transcript
???: I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the

SpongeBob: I know EXACTLY what this is.

Patrick: A show about maps?

Mr. Krabs: Isn't that the Maroon 5 album?

SpongeBob: No, no, no. Are you guys BLIND? It's Dora the Explorer!

Squidward: Your girlfriend?

SpongeBob: No, it's ANOTHER Nick Jr. show.

Squidward: How do you know?

SpongeBob: Well, we ARE from Nickelodeon.

Mr. Karbs: That's one way of breaking the fourth wall.

Sandy: This is the FIFTH time I broke a wall here, actually. Their songs suck!

Dora: Who are you people? Visitors?

Sandy: (shoots Dora in the leg.)

Patrick: Why the leg, Sandy?

Sandy: I wouldn't want to actually KILL her. But I still kinda do.

Dora: Oh, that tickled!

SpongeBob: Shut up, Dora.

Dora: Oh my, muy caliente! I've never heard such vulgar language before.

Boots: Then how do you know that it's a vulgar word?

Dora: Oh no, a door is blocking our way. We need to sing the Door Song!

Mr. Krabs: Sandy, give me that gun. (shoots Dora and Boots.)

SpongeBob: Gracias, Mr. K!

Patrick: There's a shiny portal over there!

[Everyone goes inside of it.]

???: We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket shi

Squidward: Where are we?

LeBron James: (dancing) Countdown! Five, four, three, two, o--

SpongeBob: Coach LeBron?

LeBron: (screaming like a 1D fangirl) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! SpongeBob, Squidward, Krabs, Patrick, Plankton...YAY, NO LARRY! Oh wait, wasn't he good at the end of Climatic Conditioning?

Patrick: THE COUCH IS BACK!

Mr. Krabs: Coach, go advertise Basket Sponge somewhere else.

LeBron: Fine, then go be Absorbent or be the Sponge Reaper, go ahead and be ruled under Leader Plankton. I don't think I want to be Welcomed to Bikini Bottom anymore. Go be Goofballs somewhere else.

Mr. Krabs: Coach, you just advertised 6 fanon spin-offs and an upcoming movie.

Leo: We are the Little Einsteins!

SpongeBob: *facepalm* This isn't even Nick Jr. (imitates Dora's accent) Sayonara, mi amigos!

Leo: I think that was Chinese!

Patrick: You're a better couch than the other one!

Leo: OH NO. A PINK CUBBY GUY IS RUNNING TO ME. AHHH!!!!!!

Sandy: THIS. IS. HILLARIOUS. Hey, it's another portal.

SpongeBob: Let's peak in it.

???: It's Blue's Clues!

Sandy: Well, that was convenient.

Squidward: OH NO. I've had TOO MUCH SINGING CHILDREN for one day!

SpongeBob: I agree. Let's go--

Leo: Once again, we're going on a trip in our fa---

SpongeBob: AHHH!!!!!

Squidward: Gimme the gun. (Shoots the Little Einsteins) That's a niffy gun. Where did you get this anyway?

Mr. Karbs: I believe it was stolen from those Mexican cops.

Squidward: Mexican cops?

Mr. Krabs: From Dora world.

Dora: (jumpscares everyone and sings the Dora theme song in a low voice)

Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Freddy Fazbear: Hey, that was my line.

SpongeBob: Wait, how in the world are YOU here?

Freddy Fazbear: Imagination?

SpongeBob: *facepalm*

[End.]