The Squidward Files: Menace of the West

The Squidward Files: Menace of the West is the fourth episode of The Squidward Files that premiered on December 23, 2012. The previous episode is The Squidward Files: Squid of a Kind and the next is The Squidward Files: Christmas Special.

Plot
An evil sheriff comes into town, forcing fish to give up their valuables. When Squidward is asked to hand over the diary, he is faced with a shootout.

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles

Awards
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Transcript

 * (A tall sheriff fish on a large seahorse came riding into Rock Bottom. He attacked the Rock Bottomites and headed for Bikini Bottom).


 * Sheriff Fish: Come on Rocky, I've heard of this dastardly place named Bikini Bottom. We'll get loads of stuff there. Yeah!


 * (Meanwhile in Bikini Bottom, it's a busy day at the Krusty Krab. Everyone's coming in to celebrate Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Day).


 * Squidward: SpongeBob, SpongeBob, two Krabby Patties on the double! Oh, and three Monster Patties to go!


 * SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward but I'm still whipping up these MM and BB french fries. Can you wait a minute?


 * Squidward: No, I am not waiting! I have 50 customers waiting, and any second now there going to try to beat me up!


 * SpongeBob: Fine, but I'm tired of doing these stupid french fries. Someone else should do the drinks and sides.


 * (Suddenly, the sheriff fish slams the door open and walks inside. He pulls out his revolver ready to kill).


 * Orange Fish: Hey, you can't just cut in line like that! Move it weirdo!


 * Sheriff Fish: Shut up punk, do you want me to blast your whole flipping face off for you?


 * Orange Fish: I think I'll pass actually.


 * Sheriff Fish: Listen up idiots, I demand you to give me your most precious possessions or you will be done with personally.


 * Mr Krabs: And what do you mean by personally I may ask?


 * Sheriff Fish: Please, call me Jake. Ah yes, your question. I will have a shootout if you wish to know.


 * Mr. Krabs: (Backs away)


 * Sheriff Fish: Now everyone go home, grab your best possessions, and come back and give them to me.


 * Squidward: No.


 * Sheriff Fish: What did you just say?


 * Squidward: I said I'm not giving away my diary.


 * Sheriff Fish: Diary huh? Well how about a shootout at high noon?


 * Squidward: Your on.


 * Sheriff Fish: (Leaves Krusty Krab)


 * SpongeBob: Squidward, did you just sign up for a shootout against the roughest cowboy in the sea?


 * Squidward: Yeah, now pass me a gun.


 * Patrick: (Passes machine gun)


 * Squidward: Where on earth did you get this?


 * Soldier Fish: Hey! (Grabs machine gun)


 * (Scene shows Jake loading his pistol at one minute to high noon, and then we see Squidward step in).


 * Sheriff Fish: You ready, Squid?


 * Squidward: Octopus!


 * Sheriff Fish: (Fires pistol)


 * Squidward: You missed.


 * Squidward: (Fires gun)


 * Sheriff Fish: You missed. (Lunges at Squidward)


 * Barnacle Boy: Attack that fish! (Falls over)


 * Squidward: This is my battle. (Takes shot)


 * Sheriff Fish: Your too easy. (Kicks down Squidward)


 * Squidward: I guess this is it...


 * Soldier Fish: Machine-gun Style! (Shoots Jake)


 * Squidward: Cheers man.


 * Everyone: Machine-gun Style!


 * [End of episode]