Raiders of the Lost Restaurant

Raiders of the Lost Restaurant is the first episode of Indiana Sponge.

Transcript

 * (the show begins with Spongebob running away from a boulder, carrying a idol)
 * Spongebob: Crap!
 * (Spongebob then jumps out of the temple where the boulder was chasing him, he falls on dirt)
 * Spongebob: Oww, my freaking nose!
 * (When SpongeBob is lying on the ground, someone takes away the idol)
 * SpongeBob: COME BACK, YOU SON OF A DEVIL!
 * (theme song)
 * (SpongeBob is watching the newspaper with a bandage on his nose. He sees a article that says Fish Nazis found the Lost Restaurant .)
 * SpongeBob: Seems like a job for the Indiana Sponge!
 * Narrator: And he set out on a journey to prevent the Fish Nazis from getting the lost restaurant.
 * (SpongeBob travels to Kelpro, where the Fish Nazis are preparing to take the Lost Restaurant to Adolf Fishler)
 * SpongeBob: I have my gun, so I will kill these damn Nazis!
 * (SpongeBob begins shooting the Nazis with brief blood. However, he gets in a fight with a big-ass mechanic)
 * Mechanic: Hold on, I gotta go pee.
 * (While the Mechanic is pissing, SpongeBob collects blood from the Nazis he shot earlier to fake his death)
 * (SpongeBob splashes the blood on the plane and on himself, pretending that he got sliced by the propeller)
 * (When the Mechanic comes back, he sees him lying on the ground)
 * Mechanic: LOL, what a moron.
 * (However the mechanic is distracted by SpongeBob's body, so the propeller is coming at him. He screams, and his blood lands on the plane next to SpongeBob's blood)
 * (SpongeBob gets up, but someone starts dragging him. He screams)
 * (He wakes up in a weird place)
 * SpongeBob: Where the hell am I?
 * (The someone turns out to be Fish Belloq)
 * Fish Belloq: I was the one that stole your idol. After you got away with a starfish, I was hired by Adolf Fishler. Adolf Fishler will come see the beautiful food inside the The Restaurant of the Krusty.
 * (SpongeBob is shocked)
 * SpongeBob: I WORKED THERE! IT WAS CALLED THE KRUSTY KRAB! But suddenly, the restaurant got shut down by a old woman that had no life.
 * Fish Belloq: Thank you for your information.
 * (The opening of the restaurant ceremony begins. A group of Fish Nazis is watching it. SpongeBob is tied to a pole)
 * (Adolf Fishler comes to see the opening)
 * (Fish Belloq opens the restaurant)
 * (Lots of Krabby Patties then fall out of the restaurant in the Nazis' mouths)
 * Adolf Fishler: IT'S DELICIOUS!
 * (However, the Krabby Patties turn out to be toxic)
 * (The group of Fish Nazis falls to the floor)
 * (Adolf Fishler's stomach melts and Fish Belloq's tongue explodes. They scream and fall to the ground)
 * (A toxic Krabby Patty then burns the rope SpongeBob was held by)
 * (SpongeBob then comes back to his town)
 * SpongeBob: Success to the Indiana Sponge!
 * (the end)