SSATF:The Battle (transcript)

Sal: DIE!!!!!!

(huge explosion)

(Sqog screams)

Sqog: NOOOO!!

Sal: Phew.

Sqog: JFGNHLDNLJDKDKDJJKDBSDBNJKDBNFDJLSNSJNBDSJGBSKLGB LHAAHKLDFHG SKD!

(Sal gets out of the way, but Mr. Krabs gets in the way)

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, SpongeBob, you are late for work!

(Mr. Krabs dies)

Sponge: YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS! YOU DESTROYED MY JOB! YOU MUST DIE!

Sponge: BDSKJFLKDSLJKFSLJBKJSBJKL;FBS;JBK;JBSDFBKDSBDSJLKBSDK BKB!

Sqog: MY LIFE!

(Sqog reflects the blast and it lands on Sal.)

Sal: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(huge explosion)

Sal: Squid... war... Take.. m... y swo... rd... I.. t wil... l gi... ve you... power-

(Sal dies)

Squid: Fine. SpongeBob, redirect my blast to make it hit Sqog.