The Secret Life of Pearl: Pilot: Transcript

Transcript
(Title card shows up.)

Pearl: Oh, it's been a long night...what time is it anyways?

(Pearl opens the door, followed by seeing Mr. Krabs pointing at his watch.)

Mr. Krabs: Pearl! You're 15 minutes late!

Pearl: Sorry, daddy, I was just out with Tall, Dark, and---

Mr. Krabs: Yes, I know all about (in mocking voice) Tall, Dark, and Handsome.

Pearl: Oh, daddy, give the guy a chance!

Mr. Krabs: Creeps like him trick ya. I say dump him now.

Pearl: Daddy, you haven't even met the guy, he's super---

Mr. Krabs: He's a super freak show, that's what he is!

(Pearl's stomach growls.)

Mr. Krabs: Pearl, you can't be hungry! You must have ate something at the party!

Pearl: I did, daddy. It's probably just growing---

(Pearl runs to the bathroom, and a noise of throwing up is heard. Mr. Krabs looks disgusted.)

Mr. Krabs: What did you eat at the party?

Pearl: Just some crackers!

Mr. Krabs: Well, I think the cheapskate who sent you to a party where all they serve is crackers deserves to be locked up forever!

Pearl: You sent me to the party because you thought someone was going to give me alcohol at the original party!

Mr. Krabs: You just never know, Pearl! Someone COULD have, you're lucky to be alive!

(A throwing up noise is heard again.)

Mr. Krabs: Pearl, just go eat something!

Pearl: Okay, maybe that'll help.

(Pearl walks across the room to the kitchen.)

Mr. Krabs: And keep the trash can near you!

(Cut to Pearl eating Kelpo. Lots of crunching is heard.)

Pearl: I still don't feel any better!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl, you're going through a growing pain. This happens a lot.

Pearl: Really?

Mr. Krabs: Yes, really. Now go to bed!

Pearl: Alright, daddy. See you in the morning!

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