Patrick Tries to Open a Door

Patrick Tries to Open a Door is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick approaches a door to an unknown room)

Patrick: (examines door) Hmm. How do I open this thing? (looks at doorknob) I remember SpongeBob telling me about how to do this. I think it has something to do with this doohickey.

(Patrick turns the doorknob the wrong way)

Patrick: SpongeBob lied to me? This thing doesn't open! (holds up fist) I'm going to give him what for! (runs and slips onto floor) Why didn't the door catch me?

Door: I was always open, you pink buffoon!

(What a twist!)