Plankton At Instaclam

Plankton At Instaclam is an episode of PLWTR.

Transcript
[Plankton is wacthing TV]

Angry Joe: HI! I'M ANGRY JOE! AND I LIKE TO GET ANGRY AT STUFF! LIKE TODAY WE'LL BE ANGRY ABOUT INSTACLAM! MAN, TEENS ARE ON THE INSTACLAM FEEDS EVERYWHERE!

Plankton: Huh? Instaclam? What is that?

Angry Joe: It's an app... and that's pretty much it. Kinda stupid, huh?

Plankton: Wait a minute, if i can buy the app, teens everywhere will WARSHIP ME! Muhahahahaaha!

Angry Joe: Uh... can we just be angry about it?

Plankton: No time! Gotta go!

[Angry Joe starts crying.]

[Scene cuts to Plankton at the Instaclam headquarters]

Plankton: Hello, i would like to buy the company...

Business Guy: Uh, you can't just come in in and BUY a company...

Plankton: Yes I Can.

Business Guy: Right this way, sir.

[Plankton is lead into an office. A strange man with his hood down walks over in the other chair]

Strange Guy: Hello, Plankton.

Plankton: H- h- how do you know my name?

Strange Guy: Because... i am- [pulls of hood] STEVE MOPS!

Plankton: That's an odd name...

Steve Mops: Yeah, I know, its the parody of some other crazy geniuses name.

Plankton: Okay... so can I buy the company?

Steve Mops: Uhm, No.

Plankton: How much you want? [Flashes out some money]

Steve Mops: You can't make me give you it in money... but you can be my assistant.... Heheheheh...

[Plankton is shown filling up 5 gallons of water wicth is WAY too much water for him and spills it on Steve.]

Steve Jobs: Hey!

Plankton: I'm sorry sir but this thing is way too full...

Steve Jobs: Well you better change that!

[we then see a montage of Plankton getting torched and yelled at at the same time (Oh my god, it's a Plankton torture porn.)]

Plankton: Can I... buy the company... now?

Steve Jobs: NO! You have been a HORRIBLE assistant! SO GET OTTA MY WAY AND LET ME FIRE YOU!

Plankton: Wh- What? But why? I.. just... please...

Steve Jobs: No its fine you can have it.

Plankton: REALLY?? Oh my this is the most exiting day of my LIFE!!

[Plankton sets up an account and makes the following announcement]

"Teens of Bikini Bottom! I am now your leader! You shall do EVERYTHING as i say!"

Teen #1: Ugh, hes short. I'm outta here.

Teen #2: Ugh, hes too ugly. Bi bi, Instaclam.

Plankton: Huh?

{Every teen in the world makes fun of him and leaves Instaclam]

(People Online: 0)

Plankton: WHAT?? NOOO! THESE TEENS ARE SO PICKY, ILL NEVER RULE THE WORLD WITH THEIR PICKINESS!

Angry Joe: Tell me about it.

Plankton:... Get out of here, Angry Joe.

[the end]