Patrick Frump

Patrick Frump is the second episode of Pat Vs Pat.

Transcript
SpongeBob: Hey Pat, wanna go to Mario's?

Patrick: Yeah. All this new life stuff is making me hungry.

Mario's Pizza
SpongeBob: What the hell?

Reporter #1: Frump is speaking! [shushes]

Patrick: [pointing to Frump] Look!

Frump: [speaking in front of microphone] This socialist scum of a mayor has brought these illegal immigrants to live on our money! They have it so easy! I started out with a small loan of a million Bikini Bottom dollars! And look at them, don't be fooled by their starving bodies! Deport them all! [roars with anger]

SpongeBob: [whispering to Patrick] Elections and candidates are so messed up these days. Yesterday people robbed a jewelery shop because of Fishary Flinton's "Equality Law" proposal

Patrick: Well, I should've ran. But why is he speaking in front of a pizza st-

Frump: [screaming] Confiscate this restraunt! It's run by liars!!!

Officer T.: [pleading with Frump] But...

Frump: [screaming hystericially] NOWWWWW!

SpongeBob: Jesus Christ.

Patrick: [yelling at Frump] Why you little piece of...The guy works on our $1 minimum wage which you don't care about and you took his last hope because he's only an immigrant owning a restraunt next to one of your insanely expensive apartments that no one within a thousand miles can afford!

Frump: [yelling at Patrick] Big Meaty Commie!

Patrick: What did you say, punk?!

Frump: BIG, MEATY, COMMIE!!

Patrick: I'm going to-

SpongeBob: [dragging Patrick] Hehe, lets go now...

Patrick: [being carried away] YOU WILL PAY!!!

This Evening
Sandy: What the hell Patrick? You could've been arrested!

Patrick: He's a madman!

Sandy: Just calm down!

Patrick: [walks away to garage and starts car engine] Humph!

Sandy: Wait! You lost your drivers license!

Frump's Mansion
Frump: Yo, I need to go poopy. Get those $1000 bills as toilet paper

Servant #1: Aye-aye [walks away]

Frump: Ahhh, lets play the moaning song! Da-da-da-dum-

[Patrick crushes through glass window]

Patrick: RAWRRRRRRR!!!

Frump: Ahhhh

Patrick: Hello, Frump [blindfolds him]

Frump: What are you gonna dooo?

Patrick: [shoving Frump into his car] Payback.

Frump: HELPPPPP!!! [car drives away from mansion]

Servant #1: [walks back into room to see the mess] Hello?

Apartment Underground Garage
Patrick: Lemme stuff you in real good [pushes Frump into backseat]

Frump: Uggghhhh

Patrick: Be gone!!! [walks away, but accidentally leaves cell phone]

Frump: [checks to see if Patrick gone, then picks up Patrick's cell phone] 911...

Midnight
Sandy: So, anyway where did you go?

Patrick: Um, just at that-

[Officer T kicks apartment door open]

Officer T: Freeze!

Patrick: Uh-oh...

Officer T: Uh-yes! You're under arrest for kidnapping a presidential candidate. Take him to the brig! [orders other officers to take Patrick to the police car]

Sandy: Oh Lord...

Patrick: [being carried away] Noooooooooo!!!

The Next Morning
Sandy: Want some tea?

SpongeBob: Yea...

SpongeBob: [drinking his tea] Sandy, where's Patrick

Sandy: Eh...[immediately goes back to sipping her tea]