Patrick's UnCanon Fan Mail

Patrick's UnCanon Fan Mail is a UnCanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Mailman walks to Patrick's house)

Patrick:HI MAILMAN!

(Mailman screams and runs away)

Patrick:Hey!Words!(Reads from Letter)"Dear Patrick,Your house is nice.I wish I had a house like yours-Runnervous."

(Goes outside and looks at house)

Patrick:Er..I think its a bit off the side.Oh,More Words!(Once again,reads from letter)"Dear Patrick, why is your show so dead?-SpongeBot678".Wait,I have a show?

(What A Twist)