Honorum et Amicitia for Patrick (transcript)

Honorum et Amicitia means Honor and Friendship in latin

Patrick: (marches like a soilder)

SpongeBob: Hi Pat

Patrick: HALT!!! WHO STANDS THERE!!!

SpongeBob: Umm...SpongeBob, do you remember me Pat

Patrick: Volo Futurus Unus (latin for I want to be alone)

SpongeBob: Umm...What

Patrick: (strips off army clothes) Yay....Today I'm getting married

SpongeBob: You're, you're, you're...Who you marrying???

Patrick: Oh Honorum et Amicitia

SpongeBob: Who's Homorun te Omletticitia

Squilliam: (walks down conch street) I believe it means Honor and...

Squidward: (comes out of house with cowboy clothes on) We meet again (camera goes to eyes)...Squilliam

Squilliam: (strips on cowboy clothes) Squiddy...

(Squidward and Squilliam fight until they finally bash into each other and Squidward breaks his clarinet)

Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (pacific ocean explodes) (Squidward runs away)

Squilliam: Dork (walks away)

SpongeBob: Hey lets go into Squidward's house and play music

(both run into Squidward's house)

Patrick: Listen to this (plays SpongeBob theme tune on Clarinet)

SpongeBob: Listen to...(doorbell rings)

Girl: Oh, hi Patrick

Patrick: Hi Victoria

Victoria: Umm..,When's the wedding?

Patrick: Whenever you want

Plankton: (walks upto house) Out of my way woman. YOU!!! GETTING MARRIED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Listen Star, listen SquarePants. life isn't cool if you drool

SpongeBob: NEVER insult the kindness and lovelyness of Patrick Star

Victoria: Shut up you stupid copepod (steps on Plankton)

King Neptune: (walks upto house) Hello, the wedding will be in one week

(Narrator: 6 days later)

SpongeBob: Uhhhh....uhhh (dreams)

SpongeBob dream: Do you Patrick Star choose Victoria as your wife

Patrick dream: I d....

Super giant Plankton dream: GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DIE PATRICK!!!!! LIFE ISN'T COOL IF YOU DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick dream: All Hail Plankton...All Murder Sponge...

SpongeBob: (wakes up) Few...Todays the big day

(narrator: 11 hours, 42 minutes and 55 and a half-seconds later)

Unnamed Church Fish: Do you Patrick Star, choose Victoria Salmonhead as your wife

Patrick: I do

Unnamed Church Fish: Do you Victoria...

Victoria: I DOOOO

Plankton: Barnacles

Patrick: Honorum et Amicitia