Hoopla in the House

[Hoopla is in his car, playing Candy Crush on his phone]

Hoopla: HOOPLA! I JUST BEAT LEVEL 1000! Now did I beat the game?... Nope, still another 10 thousand. COME ON!

[His phone alarm goes off]

Hoopla: Looks like it’s fancy restaurant time. HOOPLA!

[He gets out of his car and walks into the fancy restaurant]

Receptionist: Hello, how may I help you?

Hoopla: I’d like a table please.

Receptionist: Sorry, but all the tables are full right now. You’re now on the waiting list.

Hoopla: o. HOOPLA SAYS HE NEEDS A TABLE NOW!

Receptionist: Shut the hecc up and sit the hecc down

Hoopla: Hey, watch your langwing!

Receptionist: No u

Hoopla: No w

Receptionist: Just sit down before I kick you out.

Hoopla: Fine.

Receptionist: Wait, wasn’t he already kicked out? Eh, screw continuity!

[He sits down on a nearby bench next to a family of twelve]

Lincoln: Why can’t we go to someplace better, like Wendy’s?

Rita: Because, Lincoln, we need to learn how to be civilized. Besides, that stuff is bad for you.

Lana: Aw, screw that! [gets up] I’m going to Wendy’s myself!

Lincoln and Lola: Me too!

Hoopla: I’m staying.

Lola: Shut up, green thing!

Hoopla: It’s HOOOOOPPLLLAAAAA!!! [he gets slapped by Lola]

Random person: Since when did cartoon crossovers happen over here?

Random person 2: They happen all the time now, it’s normal.

Random person: Oh.

Other random person: Ho ho ho! Merry Christler!

Hoopla: But it’s not even Christmas! Or Christler!

Other random person: Well this episode comes out in december, so we gotta have some Christmas themes. HOHOHOHOHOOOHOO!

Hoopla: HOHOHOHOHOHOOPLA! Also it’s actually coming out on Thanksgiving. SURPRISE!

Other random person: ...damn it.

Hoopla: HEY NO CURSES!

Other random person: sorry mate

Receptionist: DO WE HAVE A…[tries to read paper] HooplaIsGreat23?

Hoopla: Oh boy! That’s me!

Receptionist: Your table is ready, weirdo.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Receptionist: [cringes] Please tell me you don’t say that all the time.

Hoopla: It’s in my blood, of course I do that. H O O P L A!

Receptionist: Ughh…

[Hoopla goes over to his table. A waiter then approaches his table with a menu in hand]

Waiter: Hello there, how may I help you today? Oh yes, and don’t forget your coloring book! [passes a coloring book to Hoopla]

Hoopla: Thanks! Also it’s colours, I’m british.

Waiter: o. Anyway, what would you like to order?

Hoopla: I’d like a lot of H O O P L A

Waiter: I mean something we can actually physically give you.

Hoopla: Uhhh….. [goes brain dead]

Waiter: Not again. [snaps fingers and Hoopla wakes up]

Hoopla: I’d like the meat lover’s Krabby Patty please.

Waiter: Sorry sir, we don’t server Krabby Patties here anymore.

Hoopla: Dangit. Do you have a meat lover’s pizza?

Waiter: No.

Hoopla: Meat lover’s maggots?

Waiter: Ew, no. Heck no.

Hoopla: What would you recommend?

Waiter: To get outta here.

Hoopla: i’m serious

Waiter: Then, um… get a triple deluxe cheeseburger.

Hoopla: I’ll have that along with the fries.

Waiter: Okay then… that took way too long, even for an imbecile like him…

Hoopla: I HEARD THAT

Waiter: o

[The waiter goes to tell all the cooks what to cook]

Hoopla: Now let’s play the waiting game.

2 hours later…

Hoopla: Still waiting

3 months later…

Hoopla: yawn

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one.

Hoopla: [ded]

Waiter: Your food is now here, sir.

Hoopla: WHAT! Oh, uh, how long has this been here for?

Waiter: One minute after you first ordered.

Hoopla: Well [dolphin noise]!

Waiter: Don’t worry, we’ve been heating it up.

Hoopla: Good.

Waiter: Enjoy, I guess.

Hoopla: Wooooooooo! Hoopla!

Waiter: Ugh..

Hoopla: Time to dig in! [bites into the cheeseburger]

Hoopla: Is this made of...sand?

Waiter: Yes.

Hoopla: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A REFERENCE TO SPONGEBOB YOU’RE FIRED!

Waiter: That’s from Goodbye, Krabby Patty. If you’re going to accuse me of that, at least get the episode right mate

Hoopla: Why did you say mate!

Waiter: I thought you were British.

Hoopla: Oh yeah.

Hoopla: So uh, now what. Oh yeah I forgot about the sand thing. Now then… I’M GONNA SUE YOUR RESTAURANT!

Waiter: No you won’t. [presses a button on his belt and Hoopla falls down a pit underneath his table]

Hoopla: HOOPLAAAAAAAAAA…. [falls into a pool]

Lifeguard: I SAID NO CANNONBALLS!

Hoopla: Shaddap

Lifeguard: u wot

Hoopla: Eh I don’t care anymore. I’m leaving.

Lifeguard: This hotel?

Hoopla: No. This hotel is great. But this pool has some dumb rules. And why is it indoors again.

Lifeguard: DON’T ASK QUESTIONS!

Hoopla: fine [leaves and goes back into his room]

Zoopla: Hoopla, dinner time!

Hoopla: Oh no, dinner time! What to do now?

???: Phssh, Come to the camp central near the ocean at 12:00 AM tonight.

Hoopla: Hmm...Stranger Danger...Eh! Who cares! I’ll do it!

???: GOOD! MHHAHAHAHAUAUAAHAH! ALPOO- Oh I mean...MHAUAHAHAHAHAH!

Hoopla: Ooh are you trying out for a villain in the hotel play? Oh what’s it called...The, The Laugher King? Yes, that’s right. Based off that movie created by Grisney. The company that it’s G looks like a D.

???: No, just, just come. Ok?

Hoopla: yee

[end]