Original Character

Original Character is the theme song of Pampers: The Series. The song is about Pampers and company longing to become 'original characters' and how this is supposedly to blame for their obscenity.

Lyrics
Original character, do not steal

If you weren't original, how'd you feel

Original character, do not steal

Would you get high on all those pills

Original character, do not steal

Original character, do not-

PAMPERS!