Plankton's New Eye

Plankton's New Eye is an episode of PLWTR.

Transcript
[AT THE KRUSTY KRAB]

Mr. Krabs: Money, money, ganna count some money! Money, money gonna count some MONEEEEEEEY!

SpongeBob: MR. KRABS, MR. KRABS, MR. KRABS!!!

Mr. Krabs: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

SpongeBob: PLANKTON! PLANKTON! PLANKTON!

Mr. Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes?

SpongeBob: He des- He des- He des-

Mr. Krabs: Spit it out boy!!

SpongeBob: He’s designing a new eye!

Mr. Krabs: WHAT? With that new eye he can see EVERYTHING better!

SpongeBob: You think?

[Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket and shows Plankton looking through a telescope]

Plankton: Heheheh, this second eye i’m designing sure will come in handy! Heheheheh! Karen, come over here!

Karen: Yes honey?

Plankton: Can you grab me the mirror i got last episode?

Karen: Yes honey. Ugh...

[Karen grabs a mirror on his left shoulder and gives it to Plankton]

Plankton: Thank you Karen. AND NOW, WITH THIS MAGICAL MIRROR, I SHALL HAVE THE POWER TO SEE MORE CLEARLY! Muhahuhauhauha!

[All of the sudden everything turns white]

RIIIIIIIIING!!

Mr. Krabs: Ah! Me ears!... and me eyes!

SpongeBob: It seems as if an ectracal powered softize has been acivated into vision!

Mr. Krabs:... Wut?

SpongeBob: Technically Plankton used an illusional mirror.

Mr. Krabs: Oh.

[awkward silence as the white fades away]

SpongeBob: So.... we gonna stop Plankton or what?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah.

Both: ATAAAAAACK!

[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs rush out of the Krusty Krab and come out with a bulldozer]

Plankton: Ah Ah Ah!

[They both stop]

Plankton: I’m afraid i can’t let you destroy my restaurant.

Both: Awwwwww.

Plankton: Wait, you actually aren't gonna destroy it?

Both: No. Well destroy it anyway.

Plankton: Awwwww. But, I HAVE A BACKUP PLAN! MY SECOND EYE WILL HELP ME DESTROY YOU! MUHAHAHA!

SpongeBob: Oh really? How exactly will that happen?

Plankton: I WILL… well… i haven't exactly figured that out yet. BUT MY SECOND EYE WILL DEFINITELY… DESTROY YOUUUUU!

Mr. Krabs: Uhhhh… so does it have lasers or something? Cause you need a plan if that’s all you have. A new eye.

Plankton: Yes i know i’m stupid. JUST GIMME THE SECRET FORMULA OR ELSE I’LL… DO WHATEVER I’M GONNA DO!

[Mr. Krabs very sarcastically grabs Plankton, rips of his eye, and throws him down]

Plankton: Wait, WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

Mr. Krabs: Um, “Illuiginal Mirror”: A mirror that’s ILLUIGINAL. I-L-L-U-I-G-I-A-L. That eye was fake.

Plankton: DARNIT, DARNIT, DARNIT.

[As Plankton continues saying “darnit”, Mr. Krabs throws him back in the restaurant and goes back to his restaurant with SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: So… how did he even get the mirror anyway?

Mr. Krabs: Don’t question Plankton’s ways. It’ll just make them even more bad then they should be.

[the end]

Trivia

 * This episode had its transcript leaked 13 minutes before the episode aired.