Naughty

Naughty is the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: For Adults.

Transcript
[The episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick playing their new SeaBox One]

SpongeBob: Man. I really love this new game, “Smiley Sunny Days!”.

Patrick: Me too. Hey, I think we should see what our favorite neighbor is up to!

SpongeBob: Sounds good!

[They both skip happily to Squidward’s Easter Island Head home]

Squidward: What are those idiots doing now?

SpongeBob: Ha! Funny, Squidward. So, whatcha’ doin’? Is there any way I could help you do anything?

Squidward (in his head): Just ignore them, Squidward, they’ll go away eventually.

Narrator: 2 Days Later

SpongeBob: Is there any way I could help you do anything? Is there any way I could help you do anything? Is there any way I could help you do anything?

Squidward (angry): UGH…. GO AWAY!

SpongeBob: ...Okay?

Sandy: Hi spongebob!

SpongeBob: Nothing! Just wanna check out your inventions

Sandy: Heres a transporter i made!

[Jaden transports]

Jaden: What is this world?

[Suds transports]

Suds: Hey Jaden

Jaden: Hi Suds

SpongeBob: Hi strangers! Are you guys fish? You don’t look like us.

Suds & Jaden: Nah, we’re humans. We gotta go, it’s 2:10 am and we have a SpongeBob For Adults pilot to write.

SpongeBob: Okay then, whatever that means.

SpongeBob (walking): You know I can help with fixing some of these old invent- OHHHHH!

[SpongeBob knocks over all of Sandy’s inventions like Dominoes]

Sandy: SpongeBob! You are being too nice.

[SpongeBob walks home sadly]

SpongeBob: Man, I am too nice? I didn’t know that was possible. Man, I wonder what’s the opposite of nice.

[“The Dictionary: The Series” appears on TV, describing the word “Naughty”]

Announcer: Naughty: meaning mean, hateful, rude. Synonyms: Mean, hurtful. Antonyms: Nice

[A fat man in white tank top with stains on it barges in to the studio]

Fat man: This show is s---! What did you say? I don’t care if I can’t say that on SpongeTool TV, this sucks ass-gets thrown out by security guards.

Announcer: That’s what I call “Naughty” SpongeBob: I know what I must do, become naughty!

Suds: I wonder what that yellow guy is doing.

Jaden: Yea! Lets check!

SpongeBob: Damn you all!

Fred: huh thats a bad word to say!

SpongeBob: This show sucks!

[Suds transports]

Suds: What is that guy doing!

Jaden: Lets stop him!

[SpongeBob tries to slit his throat and Jaden slaps his face off of him]

Jaden: I'll have what shes having!

Suds: Uhh thats a stupid catchphrase

Jaden: I know now lets get rid of this naughty curse!

[Jaden and Suds teleports to Sandy's house]

Suds: What do we do?

Jaden: We need to see if Sandy has a naughty cure

Suds: Okay, but first I need some air, all of this water is getting me exhausted.

Narrator: 1 Oxygen Break Later

[They ask Sandy for a cure, and she makes one]

[SpongeBob barges through Sandy’s door]

SpongeBob: You guys. You are all LOSERS!

Suds: Gasp!

Jaden: Oh my!

[Sandy throws the cure at SpongeBob]

[Cuts to SpongeBob waking up in bed]

SpongeBob: I knew I shouldn't have watched Rude Removal before going to bed

[Ends like Looney Tunes with That's All Folks]

[Suds plays Porky]

Suds: Wait what is my line?!