Trust Me

Trust Me  
Trust Me is the thirteenth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.

Plot
The contestants learn how much they can really trust each other when they are trapped inside a rubber room, and whoever escapes last will lose the competition for their team. Meanwhile Squidward tries to get a date with Nurse Nancy.

Transcript
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, our contestants went head-to-head against the new reality series, Squilliam Fancyson: The Reality Show, in a game of triple-dog-dare! In the end no one won, but Squilliam was forced to cancel Squilliam Fancyson: The Reality Show! Afterwards, Pearl was eliminated! Which of her fellow contestants will join her this week? What brutal challenge awaits our competitors? Find out tonight on an exciting new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!

[Opening Theme]

Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

[The sun projects rays of heat towards Bikini Bottom]

Squidward: Do we have to compete today? This heat is outrageous! [Begins fanning himself]

SpongeBob: Don't be such a party pooper, Squidward; think on the bright side!

Squidward: Which is?

SpongeBob: Well, in this case there's none.

Squidward: Exactly.

SpongeBob: We could always hold our competition inside.

Squidward: Inside where?

Setting: Bikini Bottom Hospital

Squidward: This isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Nurse Nancy: Hey Squidward! [Winks at him]

Squidward: SpongeBob, did you see that?!

SpongeBob: See what?

Squidward: Nurse Nancy just winked at me! I'm going to make my move!

SpongeBob: I didn't know that you liked Nurse Nancy!

Squidward: I don't, but it's as close as I'll ever get to dating a real girl. [Walks towards Nurse Nancy]

Nurse Nancy: Hello, Squidward.

Squidward: Hello, Nurse Nancy. [Stares at her with a smile]

Nurse Nancy: Um... what are you doing?

Squidward: Don't act like you don't know. I saw the way that you winked at me, just a second ago.

Nurse Nancy: What are you talking about? I just had something in my eye. [Walks away]

Squidward: [Sighs and walks towards the contestants]

SpongeBob: If you would all kindly follow me. [Walks towards a door which reads "Do Not Enter"]

Barnacle Boy: What's that? [Points towards the sign on the door]

SpongeBob: [Rips off the sign] Nothing. [Opens door] Right this way. [Holds the door for the other contestants]

Plankton: [Enters the room] Hey, this is a-

SpongeBob: [Shuts the door behind the contestants and locks it]

Setting: Rubber Room

Plankton: [Begins beating on the door] Let us out of here!

Patrick: What is this place?

Plankton: It's a rubber room.

Patrick: A rubber room?

Plankton: Yeah, the place where you lock up people, so that they can't [Quotes with his fingers] "Hurt themselves."

Sandy: How would you know?

Plankton: I spent four years of my childhood in one of these. [Sniffs the air] Smells like home!

Mrs. Puff: Is this part of our competition?

SpongeBob: [Looks through the bullet-proof window on the door] Why, yes it is!

Mermaid Man: [Wakes up] Evil! Oh, hey SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Whoever is last to escape will lose the competition for their team, so be careful about who you trust. [Walks away]

Plankton: Whoever escapes last? How are we supposed to escape in the first place? The door is locked, the window is bullet-proof, and the walls are made of rubber!

Sandy: Well, how did you escape, before?

Plankton: Please, I'm good, but I'm not that good!

Sandy: Or maybe, he just doesn't want to tell us, so that he can be the first to escape! [Cracks knuckles]

Plankton: [Gulps]

Setting: Bikini Bottom Hospital

SpongeBob: [Approaches Nurse Nancy] Hey!

Nurse Nancy: Hi, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: How would you like to go on a date with Squidward?

Nurse Nancy: Please, he's way too self-absorbed.

SpongeBob: Excuse me mam, but I think that I'm the absorbent one here.

Nurse Nancy: No, that's not what I- you know what forget it. [Begins to walk away] You can tell Squidward that I wouldn't go out with him if he was the last person in the world!

SpongeBob: Well, that was a little harsh.

Setting: Rubber Room

SpongeBob: [Approached window]

Squidward: Well, what did she say?!

SpongeBob: She said...

Squidward: Come on, spit it out!

SpongeBob: "No."

Squidward: What do you mean "no?" Answer my question!

SpongeBob: No, she said "no."

Squidward: Really?

SpongeBob: She also said that she wouldn't go out with you if you were the last person in the world.

Squidward: [Begins crying]

SpongeBob: I've never seen Squidward so sad before. I'm going to get him a date!

Plankton: [Appears on wheelchair] This hospital really offers great service!

Barnacle Boy: Well, are you going to tell us how to escape now?

Plankton: What are you talking about?

Sandy: I don't want to have to beat you up again. [Cracks knuckles]

Plankton: Hey, that wasn't a fair fight; you all ganged up on me!

Sandy: [Approaches Plankton]

Plankton: Not again.

Setting: Bikini Bottom Hospital

SpongeBob: [Approaches Nurse Nancy, who is operating on a patient] Hello, Nancy.

Nurse Nancy: SpongeBob?! What are you doing here?

SpongeBob: I'm here to talk to you about Squidward.

Nurse Nancy: [Rolls eyes] Can't you see that I'm in the middle of something here?

SpongeBob: Let's go somewhere more private, it appears that someone here is eavesdropping. [Sternly looks at the patient] Come with me. [Drags her out of the door]

Patient: Hello? Where are you going?

Setting: Rubber Room

SpongeBob: [Opens the door]

Nurse Nancy: [Enters the room]

SpongeBob: [Closes the door]

Squidward: [Scoots closer to Nurse Nancy, unnoticed] Hello.

Nurse Nancy: [Groans] What do you want?

Squidward: I... I just wanted to let you know that... I... I... I-

Nurse Nancy: Well?

Squidward: I like you! [Cover mouth with tentacle]

Nurse Nancy: Really? [Scoots closer to Squidward]

Plankton: Get a room!

Squidward: Plankton?! What are you doing here?

Plankton: We're all trapped in here... remember?

Squidward: Oh, right. [Looks at Nurse Nancy] So would you like to go on a date sometime?

Plankton: Ew... I'm not into you like that!

Squidward: I'm not talking to you; I'm talking to Nurse Nancy!

Nurse Nancy: Don't you mean your girlfriend?

Squidward: Really?

Nurse Nancy: Of course.

SpongeBob: [Opens the door]

Nurse Nancy: [Exits the room] Do I get my five dollars now?

SpongeBob: [Reaches into his pocket and hands her a five dollar bill] Here you go.

Squidward: Wait, you never really liked me?

Nurse Nancy: Of course, not.

Squidward: But, you're my girlfriend.

Nurse Nancy: Not anymore. [Exits the area]

SpongeBob: Sorry that you had to see that buddy. [Closes the door]

Squidward: [Begins crying]

Barnacle Boy: Here he goes again. [Rolls eyes]

Sandy: Don't be so sad; once she got to know you she would have dumped you anyway.

Squidward: [Begins crying even harder]

Sandy: There's someone out there who wants you... maybe not on Earth... but somewhere.

Setting: Alien Planet

Alien Girl: [Hangs up her twenty-seventh poster of Squidward on her wall and laughs crazily]

Setting: Rubber Room

[Everyone falls asleep]

Plankton: [Wakes up] The coast is clear! [Laughs evilly, as he sneaks outside the rubber room through a hidden door in the wall]

Setting: Bikini Bottom Hospital

Plankton: Finally!

Barnacle Boy: [Turns on the light] Where do you think you're going?

Plankton: Back to the rubber room! [Nervously]

Barnacle Boy: I don't think so! [Grabs Plankton]

Plankton: How did you find out how to escape?

Barnacle Boy: Oh, it's not just me.

[The screen zooms out revealing the other contestants]

Mermaid Man: Did you know that you talk in your sleep? You were babbling about some secret door hidden in the wall. [Smirks]

Plankton: Wait, so I'm the last one to escape?

Barnacle Boy: [Grins]

Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today for yet another elimination ceremony! Congratulations to the Jellyfish for winning today's competition! I know that some hearts were broken today, but-

Squidward: [Begins crying]

SpongeBob: The votes are in, and the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob: The Reality Show is... Barnacle Boy!

Barnacle Boy: Huh?!

SpongeBob: Fred?

Fred: [Drags Barnacle Boy out of the exit]

SpongeBob: Only two Krabby Patties are remaining! Tune in next week to see what we have in store for our contestants! [Continues smiling] Is the camera off?

The End

Trivia

 * Barnacle Boy is the eliminated contestant.

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