Four-Leaf Algae

Four-Leaf Algae is the fourth episode Season 1 of Rags to Riches.

Plot
Eugine accidentally wins the $500,000,000 jackpot. But his money is stolen by none-other than his greatest friend, Plankton. Is this the end of their friendship?

Transcript
[the young Eugine and Sheldon are walking down the street]]

Sheldon: (finds a 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk) Oh, boy! It's my lucky day!

Eugine: (takes it from him) Ah ah ah, I must inspect it first!

Sheldon: What the cheese are you talking about?

Eugine: I need to make sure this isn't fake! (holds a magnifying glass to the dollar) Hmmm, it looks suspicious. I'm gonna have to run some tests on it! (puts it in his pocket)

Sheldon: Do you think I was born yesterday?!

Eugine: .....kinda.

Sheldon: Well you're wrong! Give me that dollar back!

Eugine: You'll have to catch me first! (bolts down the street)

Sheldon: Get back here, Eugine! I found that bill fair and square!

Eugine: Finders keepers, losers weepers!

Sheldon: Weep THIS! (throws a brick at Eugine's head)

Eugine: OWWW!!!! (the 20 dollar bill goes flying through the air)

[we see a younger, child-version of Squidward find the dollar bill]]

Squidward: Look mother, I found 20 dollars!

Mother: Let me see it. (takes it out of his hands) I'm buyin' a scratch ticket.

Squidward: (sniff) But why?

Mother: Cuz we're poor. Now quit your wining! (purchases a scratch ticket)

[Eugine finally catches up to them.]]

Eugine: YOU! YOU TOOK MY DOLLAR AND BOUGHT A SCRATCH TICKET!!!!

Mother: Sir, please go easy on a poor family...

Eugine: (punches the lady in the face, takes her scratch ticket)

Squidward: (runs away screaming)

Eugine: Looks like I'll have to use this here scratch ticket!

Sheldon: (finally catches up to them) You mean MY scratch ticket!

Eugine: Shut up, Sheldon! I'm bigger, stronger, superior, - OW!

Sheldon: (biting Eugine's toe)

Eugine: Screw it, let's see if I won! (scratches all 3 numbers on the ticket)

Sheldon: Well! Did you win?

Eugine: Three 8's! I got three 8's! I won! Woo-hoo!

Sheldon: You mean I WON!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugine: Nope! And it's all thanks to my lucky, four-leaf algea in my pocket! (pulls it out of his pocket)

Sheldon: That thing's disgusting!

Eugine: YOU'RE disgusting! (stomps on Sheldon)

Sheldon: AAAHHH!!!!

Eugine: Now, time to turn in me ticket and get me money!

Eugine turns in the ticket, and receives the $500,000,000 jackpot.

Eugine: I'm rich! I've always dreamed of this! All of my short life, I've dreamed about becoming a millionaire!

Sheldon: But Eugine! What about our business we were gonna start?

Eugine: Screw the business! I've got all the money I'll ever need!

Sheldon: Technically it should be MY money! I found the 20 dollars FIRST!!!!

Eugine: Well, too bad you're a tiny weakling who couldn't take me money even if he tried!

Sheldon: We'll see about THAT! (presses a button, launching a rocket at Eugine)

Eugine: Ah!!! Where the heck did that come from?

Sheldon: I may be small, but I'm an inventive mastermind! Perfect for stealing anything I want!

Eugine: (imitating Nacho Libre) Take it easy!

Sheldon: Robots, take the bag of money!

[A random army of the young genius's robots take the bag of money and give it to Sheldon.]

Sheldon: Thank you. I'll be on my way. (flies away on a jet pack)

Eugine: Oh no you didn't!

Robot: Oh yes he did.

Eugine: Shuddap.

Robot: Aw.

Eugine: I have to take that money back! Good thing I'm always one step ahead of the little pipsqueak.

[Sheldon lands on top of a building]

Sheldon: Ah! Atlast! Millions of dollars in the name of Sheldon Plankton! What more could a man want?

Eugine: (jumps onto the roof) I'll be taking that money back!

Sheldon: But it was mine FIRST!!!!

Eugine: But it was mine SECOND!!!!!

Sheldon: That's a horrible argument!!!!

Eugine: I don't care, I love money!!!!

Sheldon: Robots, cease him!

[the robots approach him]

Eugine: Good thing I've always got me four-leaf algae!

Sheldon: Huh?

Eugine: (pulls his four-leaf algae out of his pocket)

Robots: Uh-oh.

Eugine: (throws the slimy, disgusting fungus at the robots)

Robots: (start sparking) Malfunction....malfunction....(all the robots explode)

Eugine: Hahah! You're defenseless now, Sheldon!

Sheldon: Eugine, we've got a bigger problem on our hands...look.

[the bag of money has been set on fire due to the explosion]

Eugine: NOOOOOOO!!!!! ME MONEY IS RUINED!!!!!!!! (starts crying)

Sheldon: I know right? It's so sad!!!! (turns around, pulls out another bag of money) Tee-hee. Eugine was stupid enough to fall for that decoy! The real money is mine!!!! Hahahah!!!!

[a seagull swoops down, and takes the money out of Sheldon's hand]

Sheldon: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!