Count Crazy

Count Crazy is the ninth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired December 15, 2018 and was written by CrazySponge.

Transcript
(The episode begins with a shot of CrazySponge walking.)

Crazy: la la la la la

Vampire: Hey I’m a vampire.

Crazy: where did you come from

Vampire: idk

Crazy: well i’ll have you know i’m a semi-god so you can’t kill me

Vampire: What blood type are you?

Crazy: Z

Vampire: I drink Z+ and below.

Crazy: fucking hell mate

Vampire: I know. (sucks blood)

Crazy: daaaaammmmnnn yooooouuuu toooo helllll (passes out)

Vampire: My work here is done. (Disappears)

???: CrrrAzzYY??

Crazy: hello who the hell are you

Polar: It’s me!

Crazy: why did i have to be saved by the person who made a garbage company

Polar: So, how are you still alive?

Crazy: as a semi-god, it takes a bit for us to go to the complete transformation. anyway, can i have some blood

Polar: Oh boy, I gotta stop him before he undergoes the full transformation.

(Meanwhile, an unrelated subplot)

Koopsers Joopsers: HEY GUYS! UNBLOCK ME!

Fandom: no

Koopsers Joopsers: YOU’LL UNBLOCK ME AFTER I DO COMMUNITY SERVICE!

Fandom: Do you even know what that is?

Koopsers Joopsers: ...no

(BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND)

Polar: (yawn) Ah, it’s a new day! Now let's look outside and-

(They see Crazy trying to suck people’s blood)

Polar: oh god i forgot all about that

(Polar runs outside to Crazy)

Polar: CRAZY! STOP IT!

Crazy: nO. i need blood

Polar: wait a sec how are you surviving in the sunlight

Crazy: o yeah (he starts to burn) AHHHHHH

Polar: FIRE EXTINGUISHER! (turns it on)

(Later after a whole ton a spraying)

Crazy: ok im better now tanks

(end)