Krusty Komrades pt 3: the solution

Krusty Komrades pt 3: the solution is a s2 episode of Cult of Squid.

transcript
(Episode begins with a recap of the previous 2 episodes)

(Cut to a shot of Security, Noseward and Doctor Crayons walking through the kelp forest)

Noseward: big price to pay to get our leader back.

Doctor Crayons: shut up, man! If we don't do this we could totally get destroyed!

Security: I've been bitten by 5 mosquitos already, and I'm pretty sure one of them had malaria.

Doctor crayons: (throws potion at security) here. Don't drink it 5 times in under 1 minute.

Security: (gulping drink) what? (His hand is replaced with a shark) eh, this is pretty cool.

Doctor crayons: hang on, i see something! (Camera pans to view a blue plant)

(Pans back)

Security: awesome! (Runs towards the plant)

Doctor Crayons: wait! It might be booby trap-

Security: OOOOW!

(cuts to Security in a net)

Security: this isn't helping my claustrophobia.

(Cuts back)

Doctor Crayons: my oh my, why is it I never get anything i say- (gets shot in the neck with a dart) alright, is this a tranquilizer dart or a poison one?

Security: (drowsy) I'm leaning more towards tranquilizer.

Doctor crayons: nah, I feel more poison. (Passes out)

(2 shadowy men take the group away)

(Cut to initiator with the feathered friends behind a rock conveniently shaped like the 4 sitting down)

Initiator: so what do you want? I'm cowering for my life here.

(An explosion is heard)

Spongebob: we're confronting you about a plan we have to get rid of the krusty komrades.

Patrick: where are the other people?

Plankton: I bet they died.

Initiator: they're out to revive brother Squidward.

Spongebob: so, about our plan…

(Cut to the cult sleeping in a wood cage)

Doctor Crayons: wh-what? Where are we?

(The other 2 wake up and realize a bunch of tribe fish circling the cage)

Doctor Crayons: we don't have time for this.

Tribe member: you be quiet! We notice you hunting rare plant!

Doctor Crayons: uh, yeah. We sorta need that.

Tribe member: well, you no can have!

Doctor Crayons: can we speak to some sort of leader?

Tribe member: uh, ok?

(The tribe leader walks out)

Tribe leader: what do you want? I was making omelettes.

Tribe member: these people look for plant and want to take plant!

Tribe leader: ok, can you drop the language act?

Tribe member: ok i guess. Anyways, these people want the special plant.

Tribe leader: if you want the plant, you must defeat me… uh… (looks at other tribe member) hey, did they have to fight me or big frank?

(Cuts to see a really buff tribe member)

Big frank: what is it?

(Cut to the cult looking shocked)

(Cut to the leader)

Member: uh, i think it was big frank.

Leader: you sure?

Member: I'll check the rules. (Reads piece of paper) yeah, it's Big Frank.

Leader: alright. So you must fight Big Frank!

(Cut to the cult members)

Noseward: well, we're dead.

(The cage opens, and the 3 stumble out)

Big frank: let's fight!

Noseward: why am I apart of this?

(Cut to the feathered friends with Initiator)

Initiator: so how are we gonna even do this?

Spongebob: hmmm… oh! Idea! You know those caged fish, right?

Initiator: oh no, there is no way I'm letting them help!

Spongebob: things will be easier.

Initiator: ugh, fine.

(Cut to the cage top opening)

Initiator: listen up, cagies! We're letting you out-

(Cheering)

Initiator: -but! Only to help us with this plan we have.

(Moaning)

Fred: what even is this plan?

(Cut to Noseward, Security and Doctor Crayons running in circles trying to dodge Big Frank)

Noseward: this was a bad idea!!!

(Cut to Doctor Crayons)

Doctor Crayons: well, (ducks under fist) we kinda need to (ducks again) if we want to (jumps over fist) revive brother squidwar- (gets punched and flies offscreen)

Noseward: I can't keep bouncing for long! (Gets punched) man down!

(Cut to Security)

Security: oh come on, don't give out yet! (Gets punched) man, you're a weak punched!

(Cut to big Frank)

Frank: what?! YOU DON'T INSULT MY PUNCHES!!!

(cut back to Security)

Security: uh, (nervous laugh) can we, uh, talk about this? (Gets punched) man, could you punch any weaker?

(Cut to frank)

Frank: DON'T EVER INSULT ME!!!!

(cuts back)

Security: (gets punched) cmon, i barely felt that!

(Cuts to frank)

Frank: YOU'RE A MEANIE!

(Frank spins around with his fist and security keeps jumping, but frank punches himself)

Leader: he won!!

(Cut to Noseward)

Noseward: wow, security!

(Doctor Crayons and Noseward stand up)

Doctor Crayons: did you really feel nothing?

Security: oh heck no, it hurt tremendously! I think he dislocated some vital organs in one of his punches.

Leader: (holding plant) this… is yours. (Gives plant to Doctor Crayons)

Doctor Crayons: we did it!

(They cheer)

(Cut to the 3 getting out of the forest)

Security: we're back! Now let's- (gasps at something offscreen) what in the-

(Cuts to reveal a giant mech fighting the Komrades)

(Cuts back)

Doctor Crayons: INITIATOR!

(the initiator walks onscreen)

Initiator: yeah?

Doctor Crayons: what's that?!

Initiator: oh yeah, me and the caged fish teamed up with the feathered freaks to make that mech and try to take the Komrades out.

Doctor Crayons: why would you team up with our enemy?!

Initiator: well, i didn't have a choice.

Security: enough with the chit-chat, let's get to the reviving!

(They walk up and pour the potion into Brother Squidward’s moth)

Brother Squidward: (waking up) wh- wh-

Doctor Crayons: he's awake! (Gets slapped)

Brother Squidward: What did you do?! Why do I have this spear through my head?!

Doctor Crayons: long story.

Brother Squidward: you woke me up to say we defeated those krab freaks, right?

Security: welllll…

Brother Squidward: well, what?

(Cuts to the 4 looking at the mech fighting the Komrades)

Brother Squidward: well, let's get to fightin’.

(Cut to the cult charging towards the Komrades)

(Cut to Doctor crayons)

Doctor Crayons: take this, ye krusty dumbutts! (Wails arms and punches multiple Komrades) ow, my fist!

(Cut to the mech punching and stepping on Komrades)

Fred: this mech is kick(dolphin noise)! What does this button do? (A giant laser gets shot through the arm and blows up multiple komrades)

(Cut to Joe with Mr Krabs)

Joe: we're losing!

Krabs: damnit! Alright, bring on Plan B!

Joe: alright! (Shouts to komrades) plan B, Komrades! Plan B!

Komrades: plan b, go!

(Cut to Fred)

Fred: we're winning! We're winning!!!

(Cut to a giant mech falling out of the sky infront of Fred’s mech)

Fred: oh my seaweed!

(Cut to Mr Krabs in the mech)

Mr krabs: (muffled speech)

(Cuts back)

Fred: we can't understand you!

(Cuts to Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: (groans and presses button) time to fight, squid (dolphin noise)!

(Fight scene)

(Cut to the both mechs exploding)

(Cut to the 2 groups scattered on the ground and the cult members stand up one by one)

Doctor crayons: (stands up) ow, my head.

Security: (stands up) did- did we win?

(Cuts to reveal all the krabs dead except Mr Krabs and Joe)

Krabs: ow…  (Spongebob's shadow goes over krabs)

(Cut to Spongebob)

Spongebob: you lose, krabs. We're gonna give you a chance to rejoin.

Krabs: what happens if i don't?

Brother Squidward: we'll throw you in the cage.

Krabs: no! You cant make me!!!!

(Cuts to Krabs getting thrown into the cage along with the other fish)

Brother Squidward: well, that ends that.

Doctor Crayons: thankfully. You wouldn't believe what we went through.

Brother Squidward: can you get this spear out off my head?