Start Your Engines

Start Your Engines is the 12th episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.

Plot
The contestants are forced to compete in a race around Bikini Bottom, while coming across several obsticals along the way.

Transcript

 * Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard


 * SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, the hooks returned, while our contestants were forced to survive right in the middle of them! Unfortunatly, neither team actually "won," which meant that anyone could be eliminated! Afterwards Mermaid Man was eliminated, which lead to the final five, here on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show! What do we have in store for our contestants, this week? Who will be eliminated next? Find out tonight on an all new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!


 * [Opening Theme]


 * Setting: Boating School


 * Mrs. Puff: [Appears to be showing a demonstration on the chalk board] In conclusion-


 * [Bell rings, and all of the students except SpongeBob begin exiting the classroom]


 * Mrs. Puff: Don't forget to hand in your completed homework assignment tomorrow!


 * SpongeBob: Hey, Mrs. Puff!


 * Mrs. Puff: [Groans, and begins whispering] Don't move, and he'll go away. [Stands still]


 * SpongeBob: [Notices Mrs. Puff standing still continuously] Uh... Mrs. Puff, are you feeling okay?


 * Mrs. Puff: [Sighs] Yes, SpongeBob; I'm fine. Don't you have somewhere else to be?


 * SpongeBob: [Continues sitting at his desk, with no response]


 * Mrs. Puff: When you're done with... whatever it is that you're doing, turn off the lights on you're way out. [Begins exiting Boating School]


 * SpongeBob: Aren't you forgetting something?


 * Mrs. Puff: Well, now that you mentions it I did forget my keys. [Grabs her keys off of her desk]


 * SpongeBob: No, not that.


 * Mrs. Puff: Just tell me, already!


 * SpongeBob: Oh, you'll see in, five... four... three... two... one.


 * Patrick: [Bursts into the room] Let's get this party started!


 * Mrs. Puff: No, no, no!


 * Patrick: [Turns on a stereo, and begins dancing]


 * SpongeBob: [Turns off the stereo]


 * Patrick: What?


 * SpongeBob: We're not here to party, silly! We're here to compete!


 * Squidward: [Enters the room] Oh, brother. [Rolls eyes]


 * Sandy: [Enters room] What kind of competition do you have in mind?


 * SpongeBob: I'm glad that you asked Sandy! In todays competition you'll be racing around... Bikini Bottom!


 * Sandy: Please, back home in Texas, I was the fastest Squirrel around!


 * SpongeBob: [Laughs] You won't be racing on foot, you'll be racing in these! [Reveals Boats beneath a red sheet, in the middle of the classroom]


 * Mrs. Puff: How did I not notice that?


 * SpongeBob: Beats me. Along the way you will have to complete a task at every pit-stop!


 * Plankton: What about navigation? We'll need to know where to go won't we?


 * SpongeBob: That's what these are for! [Pulls maps out of his back pocket] Each team will get one map; and every pit-stop will be highlighted in yellow. You will only see three pit-stops listed. Once you have completed all of them it is your job to report back to Boating School. Each team will also have one driver, and one navigator.


 * Patrick: What about us? We have three people.


 * Sandy: I'm surprised that Patrick was the first person to realize that.


 * SpongeBob: Your third team mate can help assist the navigator.


 * Patrick: Yay, I'm assistant navigator! [Begins clapping]


 * Squidward: Good for you. [Sarcastically]


 * SpongeBob: You may now pick your boats!


 * [Both teams race towards their boats]


 * SpongeBob: Let the games begin!


 * Squidward: Step on it!


 * Mrs. Puff: [Drives out of the door at full speed] Eat my dust!


 * Sandy: [Can't see through the trail of dust, left behind from the Jellyfishs boat] I can't see! What are we going to do?!


 * Mrs. Puff: [Disappears into the distance] I think we've lost them. Where's our first pit-stop?


 * Squidward: Let's see. [Begins examining the map]


 * Patrick: [Gets jealous of Squidward, because he gets to hold the map] Hey, I want to hold the map! [Jerks the map out of Squidwards hands, and accidentaly lets go of it, as the wind carries it away]


 * Squidward: Patrick?! What did you do?!


 * Patrick: Oops. [Laughs nervously]


 * Setting: Downtown Bikini Bottom


 * Sandy: [Drives down the street] When do you think that they'll realize that they're going the wrong way?


 * Plankton: Three... two... one.


 * [Tires are heard skreetching, from far behind, as if the Jellyfish were making a U turn]


 * Plankton: [Examines the map] Let's see here... according to this map, our next pit-stop is the Bargn' Mart.


 * Sandy: Bargn' Mart, here we come! [Starts driving faster]


 * Setting: Outside of Bargn' Mart


 * Sandy: This is the place. [Approaches the entrance and reads a sign] It says that they're closed. Maybe we should come back another time. [Turns around and notices that Plankton is missing]


 * Plankton: [Opens the door from the inside]


 * Sandy: [Looks confused] How did you get inside?


 * Plankton: When you've spent as long as I have breaking into the Krusty Krab you pick up a few tricks.


 * Sandy: [Enters the Bargn' Mart, and walks around] What happens now?


 * Plankton: [Notices a note lying on the floor] What's this? [Picks up the note, with a struggle, and reads it aloud] "Congratulations for reaching your first pit-stop. Please bring this note back to Boating School once you have completed you're third pit-stop."


 * Squidward: [Appears on the scene] I'll take that!


 * Plankton: Hey, that's ours!


 * Squidward: Too bad!


 * Plankton: We can throw down right here, pal!


 * Squidward: Okay, "pal!"


 * Plankton: I didn't really mean that! [Nervously]


 * Squidward: That's what I thought! [Exits the area with the ohter Jellyfish, who then drive away]


 * Plankton: What are we going to do?!


 * Sandy: There's still two checkpoints left; we can do this!


 * Plankton: They're already ahead! There has to be another way! [Begins pacing back and forth] Wait I have an idea!


 * Sandy: What kind of idea?


 * Plankton: Oh, you'll see. [Rubs hands together villainously]


 * Sandy: [Gulps]


 * Setting: Downtown Bikini Bottom


 * Mrs. Puff: What are we going to do now? We have no map!


 * Patrick: You don't need a map, when you have Patrick! [Takes map out of back pocket]


 * Squidward: Patrick, where did you get that?!


 * Patrick: I took it from Plankton when he wasn't looking.


 * Mrs. Puff: I never thouhgt that I would say this, but... Patrick, you're a genius!


 * Patrick: Well, I try my best.


 * Squidward: So, where are we headed?


 * Patrick: Hm... [Examines the map] it says... [Tries to read, which appears to be a struggle] The Krusty Krab.


 * Mrs. Puff: [Smiles and begins driving faster]


 * Setting: Bargn' Mart


 * Sandy: Uh... what's that supposed to be?


 * [The screen zooms out revealing a strange looking device]


 * Plankton: This, my fellow scientist is, the S.F.T.E.!


 * Sandy: The what?


 * Plankton: The Super Fast Turbo Engine!


 * Sandy: You just made up that name didn't you.


 * Plankton: Laugh while you can! This device will allow us to travel at ten times the speed of a normal jet pack!


 * Sandy: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's do this!


 * Plankton: [Notices that the map is missing] Uh, oh.


 * Sandy: What?


 * Plankton: The map! Where's the map?!


 * Sandy: Where did you put it?


 * Plankton: I don't know!


 * Sandy: [Realizes who probably stole it] The Jellyfish!


 * Plankton: I have had enough of those Jellyfish! [Hangs onto the S.F.T.E., while Sandy puts it on over her suit]


 * Sandy: Let's do this! [Turns on the S.F.T.E.]


 * [The S.F.T.E. appears to be going much faster than excpected]


 * Sandy: How do you slow this thing down?!


 * Plankton: [Realizes that he forgot to install the breaks] Uh, oh.


 * Sandy: Please don't tell me that you forgot the breaks!


 * Plankton: Uh... sorry.


 * [The S.F.T.E. begins going out of control]


 * Setting: Outside of Krusty Krab


 * Mrs. Puff: [Stops the boat as they approach the entrance]


 * Squidward: What now?


 * Patrick: Leave it to me. [Approaches the entrance, and read a sign aloud] "Congratulations for reaching the second pit-stop. Once you find your next note, please report back to Boating School."


 * Mrs. Puff: Did you hear that?! Weve almost won!


 * [The S.F.T.E. shoots across the sky leaving a trail of smoke]


 * Patrick: Look, a shooting star! [Points at the S.F.T.E.]


 * Squidward: [Examines the map] Our next stop is... Goofy Goobers! Ah!


 * Setting: Outside of Goofy Goobers


 * [The Goofy Goobers theme song is heard playing inside the building]


 * Squidward: Let's get this over with! [Gulps as he approaches the entrance, and steps inside]


 * Setting: Boating School


 * Squidward: [Enters the room singing the Goofy Goobers theme song crazily]


 * SpongeBob: What happened to him?


 * Mrs. Puff: He doesn't like to talk about it.


 * SpongeBob: Congratulations to the Krabby Patties for winning todays competition!


 * Mrs. Puff: But we won the race!


 * SpongeBob: You were disqualified when your team decided to not only steal their note, but also their map!


 * Patrick: Wait, so we lost?


 * SpongeBob: Correct! You may now be seated.


 * [Everyone sits down]


 * SpongeBob: The votes are in, and the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is... Mrs. Puff!


 * Mrs. Puff: What?!


 * SpongeBob: Fred?


 * Fred: Come with me, mam. [Drags Mrs. Puff out of the area]


 * Mrs. Puff: I deserve to win!

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