Closer

<< Evicted! Season One

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Maja: Okay so it was a 2 - 0 vote. Squidward. You have been evicted.

Squidward: Noooo!

(Squidward walks out onto the stage and sees everyone else who’s been evicted)

Voice: Well, we have reached the final four. So, I had my slav- I mean professional chefs make you a big breakfast.

Maja: Yum!

Joe: I like breakfast.

SpongeBob: Is there Krabby patties?

Voice: It’s breakfast.

SpongeBob: I know.

(A bunch of platter arrive)

Fluffward: I love me some bacon.

(The four eat for a bit)

Voice: Alright time for your next challenge.

(Camera cuts to the challenge)

Voice: So for this challenge, everyone will be at a station with a red, green, and blue button. There will be a giant screen in front of you guys, flashing random colors. Using your knowledge of how electronic lights work, you will have to make the rgb input for each color. So if you get orange, you hit the red, green, and blue buttons the amount of times it takes to get orange. Fail to get the color and you are out. It goes until one person is left.

Fluffward: This sounds overly-complicated.

Voice: It is. Go!

(Purple, grey, orange, and pink all pop up on screen and everyone starts pushing buttons quickly)

Voice: Everyoen hitting buttons as fast as possible.

SpongeBob: I don’t know anything about rgb colors!

Voice: Well that’s okay because everybody else got it, making you the first one out of this challenge.

SpongeBob: Dang it!

Voice: Okay next colors, now.

Joe: Good thing I was trained with computers!

Maja: What? I’ve just been guessing.

(Joe and Fluffward get the right colors)

Voice: Maja is now out of this challenge, leaving us with just Joe and Fluffward)

Fluffward: It’s on.

(Colors flash and intense music plays as Joe and Fluffward hit buttons as fast as possible)

Voice: Alright, alright. Fluffward, you have won this challenge, making you the final nominator of these games.

Fluffward: Final nominator?

Voice: You’ll get what I mean in a couple days.

(Camera cuts to mansion)

Fluffward: Well I guess I’m gonna nominate SpongeBob, since he’ll get literally every jury vote if he makes it all the way.

SpongeBob: Not true!

Voice: It kinda is.

Fluffward: Okay and I’m also going to nominate Joe, since he’ll also be difficult to beat.

Joe: Yeah I guess I will be.

Voice: Okay everybody, so Joe or SpongeBob? Who gets evicted next?

Who gets evicted next? Joe SpongeBob