SpongeBob Shipping

SpongeBob Shipping is the 5th episode of Broadcast Corruption.

Plot
In Valentines Day, The Broadcast and Corruption decide to talk about shippings of certain SpongeBob characters.

Transcript
( It starts with Corruption coming in happy because it's Valentines day)

Broadcast: Hey Corruption, why are you all happy?

Corruption: Because it's Valentines day!

Broadcast: Oh yeah that holiday where love fills the air.

Corruption: Yeah and we get gifts from our loved ones.... even though we don't have one... * sighs*

Broadcast: Yeah.... * sighs* sucks to be single and looking like a monster.

Corruption: Hey I got an idea for our Valentines day special!

Broadcast: What is it?

Corruption: We talk about shippings of SpongeBob character!

Broadcast: Great idea! So let's start off with SpongeBob X Sandy the shipping that alot of people do and like.

Corruption: Yes, I think it's a very wonderful ship!

Broadcast: And uh... Mr.Krabs X Ms.Puff

Corruption: Yes and Mr.Krabs X Pearl

Broadcast:... Corruption...... no! They are father and daughter.... that's sick!

Corruption: I ment a father-daughter relationship!

Broadcast: Yeah.... and also another ship would be Plankton X Karen! And yes I know they're married so shut up!

Corruption: And also Spongebob X Patrick.

Broadcast: Ah yes.... but don't mention Spongebob X Squidward.

Squidward: * Comes in* Wait.... i'm shipped with this yellow doofus? * Screams and runs out the door*

Broadcast: Welp... looks like I showed him hell. * Laughs* and the final and best one Spongebob X Greybob!

Corruption: Yes I agree!

Greybob: NO!!!! HOW DARE YOU SHIPPED ME WITH THIS STUPID, DISGUSTING ANNOYING YELLOW ABOMINATION!!!! I HATE THIS STUPID HOLIDAY BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS AND LOVE MAKES ME SICK!!!! I HOPE ONE DAY THAT THE TV TURNS THE PLUG OFF ON YOU TWO!!!!!

Broadcast: We were playing sheesh take a chill pill.

Greybob: You better! * slams the door*

Corruption: Awkward...

Broadcast: Indeed. So anyways guys, hope ya'll enjoy our Valentines day speicial. Hope ya'll get good gifts and love while us two just sit here all day... feeling all lonely... but anyways, what would you guys ship me and Corruption to? So anyways, bye and have a nice Valentines day!

Trivia
This is the first Valentines day special

They reveal themselves to have no Valentine.