100 (The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star)

100 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick's rock opens and Patrick walks out.)

Patrick: (yawns) What a wonderful day! Don't you think so, rock?

Ms. Gristlepuss: It's about time you woke up!

Patrick: Rock! You really can talk!

Ms. Gristlepuss: Turn around, you dolt!

(Patrick turns around.)

Patrick: Ms. Gristlepuss! What are you doing here?

Ms. Gristlepuss: I'm here to tell you that, thanks to the efforts of my Parents' Buzzkilling Council, your show has now been banned from the airwaves forever due to promoting childhood stupidity.

Patrick: What?

Ms. Gristlepuss: The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star is no more. You might as well start packing.

Patrick: Can't I at least answer one more fan letter before calling it quits?

Ms. Gristlepuss: (rolls eyes) Fine.

(Patrick takes a letter out of his pocket and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

Can you set this letter on fire?

Starflier

Patrick: Sure!

(Patrick takes a lighter out of his pocket and sets the letter on fire.)

Ms. Gristlepuss: Oh, my! Such violence!

(Ms. Gristlepuss faints.)

Patrick: I'm not cleaning that up.

(Patrick goes back into his rock.)