Bubble Bass' Bubble Bath (SBTTM)

Bubble Bass' Bubble Bath is the fifth episode of SpongeBob: To the Max.

Characters

 * Bubble Bass
 * Patrick
 * SpongeBob
 * Mr. Rocko
 * Mrs. Puff (mentioned)
 * Gary

Synopsis
Patrick tries to get Bubble Bass' bubble bath solution. Also, Mr. Rocko is in the hospital after SB crashes into a wall during his boating test.

Transcript
Bubble Bass is seen in his bathroom, running the water in his bathtub. He happily sighs.

Bubble Bass: There's nothing like having a good Bubble Bass. (laughs)

He gets a box of Instant Bubble Bath and pours all its contents into the bathtub.

Bubble Bass: Ah, convenience.

The smell of the bubble bath makes its way into Patrick's living room.

Patrick smells something weird.

Patrick: What's that weird smell? It's not my butt, so what is it?

He sees a bluish-pink trail that goes all the way to Bubble Bass' open bathroom window.

Patrick: (grins in an unsettling way) Hmm...

Meanwhile, SB is doing another test drive at the boating school.

Mr. Rocko: Whoa, be careful, square dude.

SB: I'm trying, I'm trying.

Mr. Rocko: You're about to crash into that wall!

SB: Oh, no!

The boat crashes into the wall, as expected.

Back to Patrick, he is seen in his rock pacing back and forth.

Patrick: Do I go inside, or do I ask him for that smelly stuff? Or do I break in and steal it all?

Bubble Bass sighs.

Bubble Bass: This is going to be great.

He jumps into the bathtub with a giant thud.

Patrick makes a whining sound.

Bubble Bass exhales heavily.

Bubble Bass: I hope no one barges in here.

Patrick: That's it! I'll just barge in there.

He tries to open the front door of Bubble Bass' house, but it's locked.

Patrick: Dang it!

(Commercial break, doo-doo-doo...)

We see Mr. Rocko in the hospital, with SB next to him.

SB: Are you okay?

Mr. Rocko: I don't think so. I didn't know you were that crash-prone.

SB: Yeah, I get that a lot. Mrs. Puff said I was unteachable.

Mr. Rocko: Oh, I doubt that. She's been known to be impatient with a lot of people. She also pushes people around often.

SB: That explains it.

Mr. Rocko: Yeah, it does. Also, since I'm in the hospital, there's going to be a substitute teacher for the next few days.

SB: Who's that?

Mr. Rocko: Mrs. Puff.

SB makes a neutral face while falling down like a Thwomp.

Patrick is still trying to open Bubble Bass' door.

Patrick: Aw, dagnabbit!

Bubble Bass (still in the tub): I'm going to unlock the door so those guests can come in.

Patrick: Aw, yes!

He hides in a bush while Bubble Bass unlocks the door, then he sneaks inside as Bubble Bass gets back in the tub.

Patrick sneaks his way to the bathroom door. There is a window next to it, and he can see Bubble Bass.

Patrick: Whoever designed this place is not an astronaut.

He spots the bubble bath solution.

Patrick: Bingo!

He tries to open the bathroom door, but it's locked.

Patrick: Dang it!

Meanwhile, SB is thinking of ways to heal Mr. Rocko quicker.

SB: Hmm... I know! I'll whip up a healing potion... made with the best stuff in the sea.

He goes back home to cook up a patty. However, he's out of patties!

SB: I thought I had tons of this stuff!

Gary: Meow. (Translation: That stuff was delicious.)

SB: Gary, how dare you! Well, I guess I have no other choice.

SB is next to the doors of the Krusty Krab.

SB: This is it. The home of the Krabby Patty. I used to work here before I became the star of my own show.

He opens the closed doors with a WHAM!

SB goes to the patty vault to get some patties. He grabs two and exits the establishment.

SB rushes back to the hospital to Mr. Rocko's room.

Mr. Rocko: What's that?

SB: The healthiest fast food in all of Bikini Bottom.

Mr. Rocko: Could I try it?

SB: Sure, why not?

Mr. Rocko tries to catch the patties, but they slip out of his hands.

Mr. Rocko: Runaway patties!

Patrick has been staring in the window for the past half hour.

Patrick: Ah, so relaxing...

He falls asleep.

SB is chasing down the bouncy patties. He goes through several hallways before catching one of them. The other patty grabs a laser gun off the wall of the room.

Patty: You're toast- erm... sponge.

He shoots at SB, but the laser misses him by about a millimeter, and the laser ricochets off the walls back to him.

Patty: Dang i-

He explodes.

SB feeds Mr. Rock the remaining patty, and he suddenly feels great.

Mr. Rocko: That patty's no lie. I feel great!

Patrick wakes up to see an angry Bubble Bass.

Bubble Bass: Get. Out. Now.

Patrick gulps.