Live And Drive (ADWSS Transcript)


 * [The episode opens with SpongeBob at Mrs. Puff’s Boating School. We see SpongeBob in a boat taking his driving test. Mrs. Puff looks worried]
 * Mrs. Puff: Oh no! [They drive around a corner] AHHHHHH!!
 * [SpongeBob does it perfectly]
 * SpongeBob: Easy there….
 * Mrs. Puff: Huh? [They drive through a tunnel] No not again!
 * [SpongeBob does it perfectly]
 * SpongeBob: Carefully…..
 * Mrs. Puff: I don’t believe it! [They drive into a roundabout] Help me!
 * [SpongeBob does it perfectly]
 * SpongeBob: Aha!
 * Mrs. Puff: Dear Neptune!
 * [They park successfully]
 * SpongeBob: So Mrs. Puff. How did I do? [Mrs. Puff is in a trance] Um….Mrs. Puff? [Mrs Puff won’t speak] Hello…...Mrs. Puff?
 * [Mrs. Puff faints]
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll call the ant-bulance.
 * Mrs. Puff: It's an ambulance, you imbecile.
 * SpongeBob: Are you sure?
 * Mrs. Puff: Yes, since I've been there hundreds of times I think I know what it's called.
 * SpongeBob: An ant-bulance!
 * [Scene fades to the classroom]
 * Mrs. Puff: I am proud to announce that SpongeBob SquarePants is now a successful driver after passing his test so well! Congratulations SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Hooray! [The bell rings and everyone rushes out]
 * SpongeBob: Now that I have my license I must do something with it!
 * [Scene fades to the Bikini Bottom Extreme Derby]
 * Patrick: “The Bikini Bottom Extreme Derby. Full of crash, smash and extreme pain. Tickets on sale now”? SpongeBob, have you lost your mind?!
 * SpongeBob: No way. This is for the real drivers, like me.
 * Patrick: I know, but it took you seven years to pass your test!
 * SpongeBob: Look, I’m entering whether you like it or not.
 * [They proceed to the sign-up desk]
 * Woman: If you’re looking for the ticket booth then it’s over by the vending machine.
 * SpongeBob: Actually I’m going to sign up for the derby.
 * [The woman laughs loudly]
 * Woman: Okay kid, but don't blame me if you get killed. You're in.
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the stadium. Patrick gets on a seat while SpongeBob enters a gigantic car]
 * SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready.... to bust myself some cars down.
 * Announcer: Starting in three, two, o-
 * [the scene cuts to SpongeBob in the hospital, wrapped in bandages, the episode fades out before the image can be seen clearly]

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