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<< Evicted! Season One

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Squidina: So it was a tie vote, 1 - 1.

LightBob: What happens in the event of a tie?

Squidina: I don’t know.

Voice: The other people will vote.

(Everyone votes)

Squidina: So it was a 3 - 2 vote. Mama Krabs, you have been evicted.

Mama Krabs: Darn, and I had made it so far!

(Mama Krabs walks out onto the stage and sees everyone else, and then the camera cuts back to the table)

Voice: Let’s get to the next challenge.

(Camera pans to challenge)

Voice: For your challenge, the goal is simple; climb to the top of the 100 foot tall pole using your legs only.

Fluffward: WHAT?!

Voice: Yep. Anyways, first person to the top wins and will be able to nominate two people. Anyways, go!

(Squidina tries climbing but falls)

SpongeBob: How do you even? What?

Joe: This isn’t fair I’m the only human!

Voice: Just try.

(Squidward uses his tentacles to cling onto the pole, slowly making his way up)

Squidward: Ughhh this is hard!

Voice: Come on guys.

(Joe starts going up)

Joe: VP powers activate!

(Joe falls back down, and LightBob tries to get up)

LightBob: No surprise that Joe failed. After all, he’s the only human.

Joe: What?

LightBob: Oh nothing, you’re just different.

Maja: You’re just a jerk!

(Maja starts climbing up the pole, but Squidward and SpongeBob gain on her)

Fluffward: I’m stuck down here!

(Fluffward tries to get up the pole but fails as Squidward and SpongeBob near the top)

Voice: Squidward and SpongeBob getting close to the top, a fall now would mess everything up!

SpongeBob: Oops!

(SpongeBob slips and falls, and Squidward gets to the top)

Squidward: I WIN!

Voice: Yes you do, when we get back, nominate two people.

(Camera cuts to the table)

Squidward: For my first nomination, I’m nominating Fluffward for being my cheap knockoff.

Fluffward: Rude.

Squidward: And for my second nomination, I would like to nominate Squidina since she’s started to become a pain in my side.

Squidina: What? No please!

Voice: Voting ends tomorrow, you know the rest.

Who goes next? Fluffward Squidina