Space Battle Script

Script of SpongeBob Movie 3:Space Battle

Script:
(Shows Patchy riding his ship)

Patchy:(Wakes up) Oh Hello Kiddies! if you wondered where I was I was looking for Bikini Bottom finally! to meet....

Potty:Timmy Turner.

Patchy:What? no!

Potty:Harvey Beaks.

(Patchy grabs gun and shots Potty into the ocean)

Patchy:Well I better be reading this map now...

(TV turns on)

General:Attaching all scurvy dogs! storms are ahead!

Patchy:Oh! better get in the poop deck!

(Go's through door,Cuts down the ocean where the title card appears and shows SpongeBob Pineapple)

SpongeBob:(Wakes up) Is Monday! thank god is Monday!

(SpongeBob pulls his nose to reveal a hat,SpongeBob farts to the Krusty Krab)

Mr.Krabs:Disgusting boy!

Squidward:SpongeBob! I hate you!

(SpongeBob go's in kitchen)

Squidward:Ten Crappy Patty's!

SpongeBob:Okay!

(Squidward dreams of being in a tropical island making out with Misses Puff)

Misses Puff:Oh Squidward!

Squidward:Oh Misses P!

(Mr.Krabs shots Squidward in dream)

Mr.Krabs(Terminator reference):Not in la dream!

(Fly's away,Squidwards wakes up to smell stench)

Squidward:SpongeBob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(All the customers activate pods that shoot to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton:Am changing the name to the Chum Bumcket!

Karen:Yeah great idea.

Boo you stink guy:Boo! you stink!

My Leg Guy:Wanna make out?

Boo You Stink Guy:Yep!

(My Leg Guy and Boo You Stink Guy make out under rug,The pods hit the Chum Bumcket)

Fish:We wants Chum!

(Plankton has pound signs in his eye as Mr.Krabs comes out of bathroom)

Mr.Krabs:What the holy hell is that?

Puffy Fluffy:It was SpongeBob!

Mr.Krabs:Am on drugs again arrant I.

Puffy Fluffy:Am on drugs.

(Mr.Krabs turns into Moar Krabs and go's up to SpongeBob and screams in his ear "Spongy Bobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

Squidward:What the hell is a Sponge Bobby?

Mr.Krabs:My dog.

(Shows dead dog)

Mr.Krabs:He peed on Misses.Puff!

Squidward:SpongeBobs in the kitchen making crappy pattys!

Mr.Krabs:Crappy Patty's?

SpongeBob:Yep! its tasty!

(Mr.Krabs eats one and his but fly's to space,Dr. Betty Bangs sees it)

Dr.Betty Bangs:MHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Melvin eats the Bum)

Melvin:Tasty!

Dr.Betty Bangs:Melvin!

(Shows Mr.Krabs dancing)

Mr.Krabs:That was the best thing I've tasted! make more!

(Mr.Krabs comes to the Chum Bumcket and shouts "Crappy Patty's on sale right now!")

Boo You Stink Guy:Let me taste! (Eats and bum farts him to space)

Dr.Betty Bangs:Who are you?

Boo You Stink Guy:I just tried a Crappy Patty!

(Falls back to earth)

Melvin:I think am going to have diarrhea!

Boo You Stink Guy:Its.........TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone runs to the Krusty Krabs)

Plankton:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone's buts fly to Dr.Betty Bangs lair)

Dr.Betty Bang:These bums are going hay wire.................This is what I need for my giant metal bullet to destroy the ocean!

Melvin:That was some good diarrhea!

(Shows Plankton sopping in his lair)

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