Fast Food Wars

Fast Food Wars is the eighth episode of Rags To Riches.

Plot
Which product is better? Who will get more customers? Who will get the fame? The Fast Food Wars commence!

Transcript

 * Eugene: Finally! After a month of work, my restaurant is finally complete!
 * Cut to a makeshift version of the Krusty Krab, which quickly collapses onto the ground. 
 * Eugene: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! All that hard work gone to waste!
 * One Month Ago
 * Ace Snider: *had been leaning on a nearby fence, taking a bubble break*
 * Eugene: *walks over to Ace* Hey, man. Could you build me a restaurant?
 * Present
 * Eugene: Maybe I should've hired an actual construction worker.
 * Sheldon: *walks by* Well, well, well. What do you have here? It looks like your restaurant turned out to be a failure, Krabs.
 * Eugene: Shut it, you miniature miscolored dick!
 * Sheldon: You weren't complaining about any of that stuff a month ago.
 * Bobby: *walks by*
 * Eugene: Hey, man. Build me a restaurant.
 * Bobby: What?
 * Eugene: Well, you're a construction worker, right?
 * Bobby: Actually, I just got fired. I was just about to jump off a 50-foot building.
 * Eugene: What if I told you that you don't need to do that?
 * Bobby: I don't?
 * Eugene: Well, this is just a hypothetichal situation. But anyway, if you were to build me a restaurant, I would pay you. And then you wouldn't have to kill yourself.
 * Bobby: Wow! That's a great idea! *grins, and quickly builds Eugene a restaurant* Done!
 * Eugene: You mean you actually did it?
 * Bobby: Yep! Now, what about my money?
 * Eugene: Oh, right! *reaches into pocket*
 * Bobby: Well...?
 * Eugene: You know, it kind of slipped my mind that I gave all my money to that purple dude.
 * Bobby: SO WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?!
 * Eugene: You don't any. Dude, I'm broke. It was just a hypothethical anyway.
 * Bobby: *whimpers, walking off-screen*
 * Eugene: Well, that got rid of him rather quickly. *grins, taking out his wallet that was full of money*
 * Sheldon: *rips the wallet out of Eugene's claws*
 * Eugene: Hey! You just stole my wallet!
 * Sheldon: You owe me the money. Remember the lottery?
 * Eugene: Well, I'll just earn the money back by selling food at my new restaurant! *crosses arms, smirking*
 * Sheldon: Actually, during the month that it took you build this piece of junk, I've became rich through my restaurant. And I bought the construction company. Bring it in, Michael!
 * Head Of Construction: OH, YEAH BABY! *grins, driving over to the Krusty Krab with the construction crane and smashing it* Now I know why Bobby likes this so much!
 * Eugene: Me restaurant! *sighs* You win, Plankton.
 * Cut to top of a high-story building. 
 * Bobby: *had been standing at the edge, staring below*
 * Eugene: *enters the scene, sadly heading over to the edge as well* How ya been doin'?