Ask Mr.krabs (Squidward)

Episode 1 off the Ask Mr.Krabs series.Mr.karbs gives Squidward the doing frist.

'''Mr.Krabs=hello iam Mr.Krabs i like money.....WELCOME EVERONE TO ME SHOW!!!! one person will come up haer and i will ask him or her 10 qustions to find out about there mon...er er um MUMMYS!! yes so i could invite them to my tea party ha ha....'''

Squidward=you mean you got me up haer just to invite my mother to a tea party?

'''Mr.Krabs=NO NO!!! i um...MEET ME FRIST GUST LADYS AND GENTS SQUIDWARD!!!!'''

Squidward=yay now lets get this rubbies over with

'''Mr.Krabs=SQUIDWARD!!! this is not rubbies'''

Squidward=whatever

'''Mr.Krabs=moveing on (picks up paper)ahh lets see lets see are SQUIDWARD!!!! how much money do you spend in a week?'''

Squidward=is that it?

Mr.Krabs=no there is another 9 qustions to go

Squidward=well i dont do much shoping so i say 5 dollars a week something like that

'''Mr.kabs=(to himself)hmmm 5 dollars is alot of money he better be buying good things or eles(to Squidward)WONDERFUL!! '''

Squidward=(to himself)Krabs is wasting my time haer iam going to have to lie if i want to get home and wacth house fancy(to Krabs)ok sir whats next?

Mr.Krabs=right qusetions 2 WHY DO YOU NOT WAER ANY PANTS LAD?THERES CHILDERN ON THIS PLANET YOU KOWN!!!!!!!!

Squidward=Mr.Krabs there are chlidern on every planet

Mr.Krabs=how do you kown that?there might be planets with no chlidern no adults NO LIFE!!!!!

Squidward=the planets with no life are the best

Mr.Krabs=SQUIDWARD?

Squidward=WHAT?oh?ohhhhhhhh iam so sorry

Mr.Krabs=(sigh)just answers the qustion lad

'''Squidward=FINE! i dont waer any pants because i cant find any that fit me end off story'''

Mr.Krabs=ok any ways did you ever had a curse on someone 

Squidward=yes Sandy now can we move on?

Mr.Krabs=SANDY!!!OH LA LA

Squidward=(to himself)not rael

Mr.Krabs=4.when you waer a kid did you ever had that one speciel toy?

Squidward=yes a pony

Mr.Krabs=youre a brony?

Squidward=no iam just a fan

Mr.Krabs=males that like my little pony are bronys Squidward

Squidward=the toy was not from my little pony

Mr.Krabs=oh ok 5 why do you hate SpongeBob and Patrick?

Squidward=because SpongeBob is a #### and so is Patrick end of story

Mr.krabd=ok but i was hoping for a full answer

Squidward=they are annyoing stupid and i have to put up with them ever day AND THEY NEVER LIVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

Mr.Krabs=what a sham what a sham 6 do you have some SAD chilhood meMr.oise?

Squidward=yes it was my frist brithday when mummy died WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Mr.Krabs=oh...i....iam sorry to haer that Squidward

Squidward=(to himself)dont worry children that never happend

Mr.Krabs=7 Squidward if you didnt live the life you had now what life would you have?

Squidward=........I be daed

Mr.Krabs=um ok moveing on 

Mr.Krabs=8 no Squidward i haer you have an ear for music

Squidward=why yes i do i like jazz,opre,pop,country......

Mr.Krabs=pop ya say any pop singers you like?

Squidward=is this qustion 9?

Mr.krab=oh no no no no no no no no no no no no! this is qustion 9 whats youre darkess sercet Squidward and dont lie 

Squidward=my darkess sercet i like to wacth Nelly&Ceaser on tiny pop

Mr.Krabs=YOU WACTH THAT CARP?????

Squidward=and Noonborey and the super 7

'''Mr.Krabs=WHAT?????? THAT CRAP IS EVEN WORST'''

Squidward=and frennys feet

Mr.Krabs=so you wacth tiny pop?

Squidward=no i just like them 3

'''Mr.Krabs=WHAT BUT THEY ARE SO CRAP!!!!!!! and the other show you dont wacth them?'''

Squidward=no

Mr.Krabs=did you ever try?

Squidward=no

Mr.Krabs=but Squidward there are some good looking ladys on some of the show right tina(winks)

Squidward=why are we talking about tiny pop?

Mr.Krabs=urr i dont kown any ways qustion 10

Squidward=10?you just asked me 3 qustion ather 9

Mr.Krabs=those 3 waer part of qustion 9 any way qustion 10 what do you think off youre boss me?take no time because this one is easy!he he

Squidward=i think that you are a.............UGLY FAT SHELFISH JERK THAT DOSENT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!A SON OF HIS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Krabs=(gasp)that is it Squidward YOURE FRIED!!!!!!

Squidward=i am?.....FREEDOOM!!!!!!!!(runs out)

Mr.Krabs=i though that the led would be in traes but i guess not anyway join me next week to see SpongeBob`s turn bye!!!!!!!