Bested

<< Evicted! Season One

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

LightBob: Okay so this time it was a 3 - 1 vote.

Fluffward: I wanna say it.

LightBob: Okay.

Fluffward: Mama Krabs and Grandmas SquarePants, you are up for eviction.

Mama Krabs: Shoot!

LightBob: Okay, so now the twelve of you gotta vote.

(Everybody votes)

Fluffward: So in a 6 - 6 vote, we have a tie.

Voice: Fluffward casts the tie-breaking vote.

Fluffward: Okay so whoever’s name I say is evicted. Grandma SquarePants, your time is up. You have been evicted.

Grandma SquarePants: Well shoot. I better go bake some cookies!

(Grandma SquarePants walks onto the stage and sees Zeus and Mike sitting in the stands)

Voice: Okay so for your next challenge you will have to try and collect as many cubes as possible. For every cube you collect, your duo gets a point. The duo with the most points wins! Also, LightBob and Fluffward will sit this one out. Go!

(Cubes rain down into an arena and everyone charges)

SpongeBob: PATRICK GET SOME CUBES QUICKLY!

(PolarTem gets the first cube)

Voice: Polar gets the first point!

(More people start getting points)

Joe: Look I found a cube!

(Squidina snags a cube and it gets intercepted by Sandy)

Sandy: No way!

Squidina: I got it first!

Sandy: GRRRR!

(More people get more points as time starts to run out)

Voice: Time is almost up!

Bubble Bass: I didn’t even get a single point!

(Squidina and Bubble Bass’ counter is at 0)

Squidina: DAMMIT!

Patrick: Haha!

(SpongeBob and Patrick’s counter is at -1)

Squidward: Well I’m over here at 2!

Joe: I’m at 37, you guys can SUCK IT.

Squidward: Stop it you, you, YOU POLITICIAN!

Joe: *deep exaggerated gasp*

(Joe gets another cube, and Mama Krabs gets a baker’s dozen)

Mama Krabs: Yes!

Joe: Yes!

(A beeping sound goes off)

Voice: Joe wins! Back at the mansion he may nominate two duos to be up for elimination.

(Camera cuts to the mansion, with everyone around the table)

Joe: Okay so for my first nomination, I choose SpongeBob and Patrick because they haven’t been nominated yet. And for my second nomination, I nominate PolarTem and CrazySponge because reasons.

CrazySponge: o

PolarTem: I will capture your entire family.

Voice: Viewers, voting closes tomorrow at 8:15 PM CST!

Who’s getting evicted? SpongeBob and Patrick Polar and Crazy