Krusty Komplaints

Krusty Komplaints is the very first Basket Sponge short. It aired on January 4, 2015.

This is the first short. For the first episode, see A Legend Begins.

Plot
LeBron applies for a job at the Krusty Krab.

Characters

 * LeBron James
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Fred Rechid
 * Mr. Flabs
 * Plankton's Robot Army

Transcript

 * [short begins in the Krusty Krab]
 * SpongeBob: Order up! (rings the bell)
 * Squidward: I hate this job. (hands the food to the customer) Have a nice day. Die in a car accident.
 * Fred: Really? Wow....that's harsh. (walks outside; the sound of cars crashing is heard) MY LEG!!!
 * Krabs: (approaches Squidward) Mr. Squidward! Did you just tell that well-payin' customer to die in a car accident?
 * Squidward: Yeah, so?
 * Krabs: If he dies, I'd be losing a customer! Think about the big picture, Mr. Squidward!
 * Squidward: (sigh) Whatever.
 * Krabs: Why can't you be more like SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: (smiles)
 * Krabs: Tell ya what, if I ever had a chance to replace you, I'd do it in a heartbeat!
 * LeBron: (enters the Krusty Krab)
 * SpongeBob: Coach!
 * Krabs: Ahoy, Coach! Watcha doin' here? You come to give me some money?
 * LeBron: Well, I was thinkin', since I'm gonna be living down here for a while, I should get a job...
 * Krabs: You're hired! You can work the cash register!
 * Squidward: But Mr. Krabs! That's MY job!
 * Krabs: Oh, yeah, I forgot. Mr. Squidward, you're fired.
 * Squidward: Grrrrrr.....I'll show you!
 * (he leaves, and walks towards the Chum Bucket)
 * Krabs: Anyways, Coach, you work for me now. It's not a hard job. SpongeBob, show him around. I've got money to count. (walks to his office)
 * SpongeBob: Oh boy! I get to work with Coach now! This is a dream come true!
 * LeBron: (unenthusiastically) Yipee.....
 * SpongeBob: So, this is the cash register, the floor, the ceiling, the oven, the krabby patties, the spare krabby patties, the buns, the spare buns, my BUN buns if ya know what I mean, the lettuce, the spare lettuce, the beverages, the spare lettuce, Mr. Krabs, -
 * LeBron: Let me guess, SPARE Mr. Krabs.
 * SpongeBob: How'd you know!? (points to Krabs' twin brother, Flabs)
 * Flabs: Yeeeeeehaw! Howdy, y'all!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Flabs! Great to see you!
 * LeBron: (facepalm) I already hate this job.
 * (a customer enters)
 * SpongeBob: Now's your time to shine, Coach! Go show 'em what you're made of!
 * LeBron: (sigh) Whatevs.
 * Patrick: Good afternoon.
 * LeBron: Patrick, it's 9:30 in the morning!
 * Patrick: Shut up! Did you even go to school? If it was morning, it would be dark outside and we'd all be asleep!
 * LeBron: That's night, dude.
 * Patrick: Hahah, only in China, my uneducated friend. (pats him on the back)
 * LeBron: So are you gonna order or not???
 * Patrick: Calm yourself, Squidward.
 * LeBron: I'm not Squidward!!!!!
 * Patrick: Of course you are. He always works here.
 * LeBron: He was FIRED! It's me, Coach LeBron.
 * Patrick: A talking couch? AAAAHHHH!!!! (sprays him with pepper spray)
 * LeBron: GAH!!!! My eyes!!!!
 * Patrick: (starts laughing)
 * LeBron: What's so funny?
 * Patrick: It's called your "esophagus", my uneducated friend.
 * LeBron: The two balls on the front of your head that you see out of?
 * Patrick: No, that's called a pe-
 * LeBron: (interrupts with rage) PATRICK!!! I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU AT BASKETBALL GAMES, BUT I DO NOT FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST ORDER YOUR FOOD, AND GET OUT!!!!!!
 * Krabs: (hears LeBron from his office, and comes to investigate)
 * Patrick: What's food? I've never had food before.
 * Krabs: What is the meaning of this, LeBron! Your temper is worse than Squidward's!
 * Patrick: Oh! I think I found some food! (eats Mr. Krabs)
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!!
 * (Squidward and Plankton enter with an army of robots)
 * Plankton: Surrender, Krabs!!! Your ex-employee and I have come to take over the Krusty Krab and steal the secret formul- Wait, where the heck is Krabs?
 * Krabs: (from inside Patrick's stomach) I'm in here!
 * Plankton: Oh....uh....this should be easier than I thought, then. Henchmen, hand me the formula off his desk.
 * (a robot hands him the formula)
 * Plankton: Thank you. Let's leave, robots.
 * Krabs: (inside Patrick's stomach) Noooo!!! You won't get away with this!
 * Squidward: (presses a button, making a robot blast and destroy Plankton and all the other robots)
 * Krabs: Was that the sound of Plankton stealing me formula and me money?
 * Squidward: Nope, I destroyed him and his robot henchmen. I saved your formula.
 * Krabs: Then well done, Squidward! I can't see anything in here, but I trust you did well!
 * SpongeBob: Indeed he did!
 * Squidward: Good enough to get my job back?
 * Krabs: Fine, you can have it back. I'll probably get digested in a few hours anyway.
 * Patrick: A few hours? Hah! I crap every five minutes!
 * Krabs: Oh great....
 * Squidward: (walks to the cash register) I'll be taking my job back now.
 * LeBron: Then what am I supposed to-
 * Squidward: (presses the button, blasting him with the robot gun) That outta do it!
 * [short ends]