Return of Kaede

Return Of Kaede is the fifth episode of the second season of Spongeorama.

Plot
After the events of Jars University, Kaede returns to write another episode and mentally tortures SpongeBob.

Transcript

 * [We see a shot of Rick Sanchez' room - y'know, the guy who globals people for no reason? He's asleep and it's late at night. Kaede appears with a knife in his hand.]
 * Kaede: この変換は、実際には正しくありません! [subtitles: He will get what he deserves and burn in hell, nyu~]
 * Rick: Oh hey, are the translators deciding to make you a catgirl again because they can? lolz hate it when that happens
 * Kaede: これらの字幕が間違っていました！ 私はそう言いませんでした！[subtitles: ikr]
 * Rick: Anyways Kaede, you don't have to stab me or anything, you're ungloballed now.
 * Kaede: なんてこったい！？私はちょうど遅い夕食を作っていた、あなたを刺すつもりはありません! [subtitles: Good, now I can use the pain and suffering of everyone on Wikia to feed my dark and heartless soul, nyu~ Don't worry Rick-kun, I will let you go this time, nyu~]
 * Rick: Oh no! He's going to torture everyone on Wikia! I have to warn my good friends!
 * Kaede: [in fabu engrish skillz] wat friends? XD, roasted~
 * Rick: oh no i forgot i'm forever alone because i'm a bitch to everyone and don't respect people's opinions on anime now all of wikia is doomed
 * Kaede: 私は悪い何かをするつもりはありません！なぜ翻訳者はこれをしますか？[translation: lol bitch seeya nyu~]
 * [the scene cuts to SpongeBob and PaTron gathered around the computer]
 * SpongeBob: PaTron, why are we playing this eroge?
 * PaTron: I don't know! The writer must be making us do this, I wouldn't ever think of playing such an indecent game.
 * SpongeBob: ...sure.
 * PaTron:  but tbh she be thicc af
 * SpongeBob: wait what
 * PaTron: Nothing, nyu~
 * SpongeBob: What is with us today? Playing eroge, saying nyu at the end of our sentences... who is the weeaboo-af writer for this epis-...
 * PaTron: What is it SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob:  [Vietnam war flashbacks]  [cries softly] K...Kaede... he's writing the episode...
 * PaTron: Oh no!
 * Kaede: [with the most beautiful and perfectly executed English voice] That's right, mwahaha! Torturing Wikia has become boring for me now. I will just torture you again instead! Mwahaha!
 * SpongeBob: PaTron, we need to stop Kaede from torturing us again! We have to find his weakness!
 * Kaede: [in a smooth, seductive, sexy English voice] Why are you playing that eroge, SpongeBob? Not that I'm complaining I'm quite enjoying this ;3 [nosebleeds]
 * PaTron: You wrote this eroge in the script! We had no will to play it whatsoever!
 * Kaede: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 * SpongeBob: Wait, so the eroge is just here so Kaede can um... "enjoy it"?!
 * Kaede: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 * PaTron: Why is he only using lenny faces to talk to us now instead of his godawful English?
 * Kaede:  because i'm tired of recording those cringey voice clips with an overdone accent that stereotypes people of my country, it takes so much time, it's not that funny, and it's a little racist actually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 * Kaede of Correct Lingual Portrayal: Guys, that's not how I sound like at all! I came back from the future to stop him stereotyping us all!
 * Masochist Kaede: And the torture begins... ;3
 * PaTron: What? I don't get it. Last time he wrote an episode there were tons of you... but now there are tons of him. How does this affect you?
 * SpongeBob: They're all Kaede. This affects the stability of the entire universe because one Kaede is already a mistake.
 * Clinically Depressed Kaede: a mistake... that's what my mother told me... [cries]
 * Triggered Kaede: WTF, CLINICAL DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS DISEASE AND YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT OMFG KAEDE IS A BITCH CONFIRMED HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF OMG EVERYBODY LETS KILL KAEDE GUYS
 * Masochist Kaede: Which one?
 * Triggered Kaede: ALL OF THEM!
 * Masochist Kaede: ME FIRST ;3;
 * Clinically Depressed Kaede: ME FIRST PLEASE END MY LIFE ;3;
 * SpongeBob: How many Kaedes are there?
 * PaTron: My super-hyper-ultra future tech detects there are 420 Kaedes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
 * SpongeBob: Oh no! There's no way we'll ever get rid of all the Kaedes.
 * PaTron: We can! All we have to do is get the help of people on Wikia to stop him.
 * [Meanwhile, on Wikia]
 * Violet: um, yeah, idgaf...
 * SpongeBob: But we need your help!
 * Violet: this wiki is pretty much people who are just here to talk and write no fandom and then underage users who make fandom like crazy so i really dont care and i see no reason to help you with your problem in your spinoff.
 * SpongeBob: No, this is serious! You see, there are 420 Kaedes and they're destroying the balance of the universe!
 * Violet: Kaede? You mean the guy from Inuyasha? Or the guy whose name I blatantly ignored by saying that I would get his name confused because I know 4 different Kaedes in the anime I watch right in front of him?
 * SpongeBob: The second one (?)
 * Violet: Ok, yeah, maybe I'll help then, we did have some pretty good wall sex after all.
 * SpongeBob: ...?
 * Violet: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 * Fangirl Kaede: OmGG i sHIpPED KaeDE x VIOLet as OTP aND nOW itS CAnon [fangirl scream]
 * Violet: kys
 * Clinically Depressed Kaede: k
 * [Clinically Depressed Kaede commits suicide and all the others are dead too.]
 * Violet: because magic timeline shit happened they all died ok they're dead now can you give me some money for this
 * SpongeBob: lolno bitch
 * PaTron: [kills Violet]
 * SpongeBob: wtf Kaede is dead the episode should have ended now (?)
 * ???: SOMETHING IS STILL HERE, NYU~
 * SpongeBob: Hmm? Oh well, I guess we can still continue the episode? So PaTron, how's youdoneciaculistemporurnaavestibulum.Pellentesqueetaugueeunequeportaimperdiet.Proinuteroscommodo,auctorsemut,finibusnisi.Proinplaceraturnaacauguevehicularhoncus.Aliquameratvolutpat.Pellentesqueconvallismollisleo,idvehiculaexscelerisqueac.Aliquamutporttitorpurus.Etiamnonleonisl.Nuncmaximusultricespharetra.Etiamullamcorpermattisanteegetconsectetur.Vivamusvelligulanecmassavehiculatempus.Curabiturluctus,risusvitaemollislobortis,diammetussagittismetus,idfeugiatquamloremcommododiamSTART01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 00111010 00101111 00101111 01101001 01101101 01100111 01110101 01110010 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 00110100 01110100 01000111 01001111 01100010 01000011 01110001

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