Swordfighters

Creator: Ghastly.

Editors: Cosmobo, Ghastly.

Writers: Ghastly.

Air Date: 28. 08. 2015

Episode: 29

Season: 3

Series: Channel Chasers

Transcript
[Please note that this episode was suppoused to be finished AGES ago, September to be in fact! But due to The Empire of The Wolf. I had to delay it until now... So, here it is and enjoy!]

[The episode starts off on a bench with the main characters.]

SpongeBob: Did it actually need to take that long to get us here?

[He gets thrown a message. Bit my GSCE tailfin signed by Ghost.]

Sandy: Where are we now?

SpongeBob: I don't know, but it looks like Japan.

Squidward: Japan?

SpongeBob: What's the matter, Squid?

Squidward: I remember Japan from a long time ago... in the summer of '83.

SpongeBob: Okay. I don't want to hear the story.

[Then, some ginger teen and a black, small haired girl following him decide to barge into the group.]

Squidward: Hey! What's the matter with you two?

Ichigo: Oh, sorry... squid.

Squidward: I'm an octopus, ginger.

Ichigo: Well, that kinda makes sense. My name is Ichigo, Ichigo Kurosaki.

SpongeBob: A pleasure to meet you, Mr Kurosaki.

Patrick: What's your name?

Rukia: My name is Rukia Kuchiki.

Patrick (clicks tongue.): Nice.

Rukia: Thank you, strange sea adorable sea creature.

Patrick (whispering to SpongeBob): She called me adorable!

SpongeBob: I guessed, Pat. So, where this place?

Rukia: You guys are in Karakura Town. It's where "he" lives.

Ichigo: Oi, at least I don't point at you when I say you live in the Soul Society.

Squidward: Sounds emo.

[Everyone except Rukia laughs at that joke as she looks sharply at Ichigo for laughing, in which keeps on doing.]

SpongeBob: Sorry, but we must dash. We've got another--

Sandy: SpongeBob, we haven't yet seen the whole town yet to go.

Squidward: It could have music!

Mr Krabs: It could have businesses that I could take over and make money!

Patrick: It could have... I don't know what else it could have.

SpongeBob: Okay, fine... But at the first sight of trouble, we get the heck out of here.

[They walk into the downtown areas of Karakura Town, Ichigo and Rukia are the tour guides and the crew that SpongeBob has with him are the tourists.]

SpongeBob: Alright. I'm convinced. This place is cool as ice.

Rukia: SpongeBob, this is the smallest part of the smallest town here. This is only one part of a puzzle.

SpongeBob: Rukia, I didn't get that. I didn't get that because how the hell am I speaking Japanese?

Rukia: That I can't understand...

Ichigo: Sponge Boy? Did you take Japanese before you came here?

SpongeBob: I don't even know what language it is supposed to be.

Ghastly: However, I think I can explain.

[The team turn around to find Ghastly, from previous episodes behind them.]

Ghastly: Did you miss me?

[They all end up in a cafe, drinking their drinks.]

Ghastly: So, SpongeBob. The reason you can speak Japanese is because you and Patrick have been in the Tardis and it has a translation matrix. Translates anything or anyone to your own language. So, we're all talking Japanese but it translates to English.

SpongeBob: Good. Now I don't have to complain as they can't hear.

Rukia: SpongeBob, at least everybody has an establishment of English. So, I bet I would be able to hear whatever your saying.

Sandy: Wait, wait. Wait. What are you (pointing to Ghastly) doing?

Ghastly: Don't you worry, Sandy. I'm hear from the last episode. Come on guys, we've got to go to our next place.

[They then hear a massive bang noise, Rukia's phone goes off.]

Rukia: Crap. Sorry, but we've gotta go. Come on, Ginger!

Ichigo: Shut up. Call me Ginger again and I will slice you up for dinner.

[They get out of their keigos and run towards the source of the problem. Ghastly winks because he knows what they are doing. He teleports the others as he leaves.]

Ghastly: See you in the next special!!!