Barrier Reefs/transcript

This is the transcript for "Barrier Reefs"

Transcript

 * (episode opens to Plankton at the Chum Bucket)
 * Plankton: Karen, I've noticed something...
 * Karen: Uh huh?
 * Plankton: The Krusty Krap *snickers* that's a good one Krusty Krap *laughs*
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * Plankton: Anyway, as I was saying, his place is giant! It's ridiculously big! And I'm just a measly bucket! If I could have a bigger restaurant, I could steal some of that cheapskate crab's customers! Hey, i just made an alliteration.
 * (Karen rolls her eyes again)
 * Karen: If you want to expand the foundation, you'll have to make sure that land isn't protected.
 * Plankton: DARNIT! Ah, what have I got to lose
 * (Plankton walks behind the bucket)
 * Plankton: HOLY SHRIMP! THERE'S SO MANY REEFS!
 * (We see a big array of beautiful coral reefs)
 * Plankton: It's...it's...beautiful! I've never seen anything like it!
 * Karen: It appears that the land here is just nature, meaning you can destroy all of it to expand the Chum Bucket's foundation.
 * Plankton: *laughs evilly* It may be beautiful, but not as beautiful as THE CHUM BUCKET GETTING CUSTOMERS!
 * (Bubble Transition to Plankton with a bulldozer driving to the reef)
 * Plankton: *laughs* GIANT CHUM BUCKET, HERE I COME!
 * Fred: HEY!
 * Plankton: What? Oh it's an absentminded fool of your kind. What, what is it.
 * Fred: What are you doing with that bulldozer? I want to see the reefs!
 * Plankton: Er...I...well, you see....I'm uh...making the reefs better! Sp you can stare at it and be even more amazed!
 * Fred: Oh thank you, single cell organism!
 * Plankton: You're welcome-wait, WHO YA CALLIN' SINGLE CELL?
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * Plankton: HERE WE GO!
 * (Plankton starts destroying the reef)
 * Plankton: This just gets better and better!
 * SpongeBob: Hi Plankton!
 * Plankton: Go away, you ruined a perfect chance for a bubble transition!
 * SpongeBob: Well, we could easily make another moment!
 * Plankton: Oh, you make me go all out and fourth wall breaking just to tell me that?
 * SpongeBob: I don't really know how to respond to that, so bye!
 * (Bubble Transition to next scene)
 * Plankton: Well, I've destroyed all the reefs!
 * Karen: Now what will you do?
 * Plankton: I don't know actually. I never thought I'd get this far.
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * Plankton: Why do you keep rolling your eyes?
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * Karen: Why don't you make a big wall or something?
 * Plankton: That's it! I'll make something to replace the reefs, something big! Like a giant wall! A barrier! That's just it-I'll make a barrier reef!
 * Karen: That's actually a decent idea.
 * Plankton: Now Karen, I am a genius.
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * Plankton: Can you stop doing that?
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * (Bubble Transition to the next scene with Plankton standing on top of the Chum Bucket where he pulls out a megaphone)
 * Plankton: ATTENTION BIKINI BOTTOMITES! THE CHUM BUCKET HAS MASSIVELY EXPANDED! I HAVE EXPANDED AND CREATED A GIANT BARRIER REEF!
 * Fred: Hey! You promised us more beautiful reefs!
 * Nat: Yeah! You did!
 * Plankton: Oh PUH-LEEZE. Somebody call the wambulance! *laughs* Do you think I'd actually listen to you fools?
 * (The barrier reef starts to fall towards the roof of Plankton)
 * Plankton: You lazy Bikini Bottomites are nothing but lazy trash who eat at a grease trap that gives you a heart attack and will kill you, when you COULD be eating at a top quality restaurant! Did your mother ever tell you to eat right? And another thing-
 * (The barrier reef crushes Plankton, and behind it an even more beautiful reef is seen)
 * Bikini Bottomites: YAAAAY!
 * Plankton (crushed): This just gets worse and worse.
 * SpongeBob: I thought you said it gets better and better?
 * Plankton (crushed): Go away you little yellow book.
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)