Spongebob meets Patrick transcript

Note:In this episode is similar to rugrats how baby's speak a baby launauge

SpongeBob:Aww Look Gair that's me as a little baby.

Gary:Meow.

SpongeBob:It was the day I met Patrick it was taken.

Gary:Meow Meow?

SpongeBob:Hmm I don't remember that day either Gary.

(runs to phone and dials number)

SpongeBob:Hello?

(Sound of quitley voices)

SpongeBob:Hi Mom! Say..what was the story when Patrick and me met?

(sound of quitley voice talking)

SpongeBob:Mmm hmm uh-hum mmm hmm okay yeah...

(bubles pop and and scene cuts to Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob:(Runs into Krusty Krab door) Mr.Krabs! Mr.Krabs! Mr.Krabs!

Mr.Krabs:Yes lad?

SpongeBob:Can I tell my story of how me and Patrick met?

Mr.Krabs:No.

SpongeBob:(pulls cash out of pocket) how about now.

Mr.Krabs:Okay (takes money)

(SpongeBob runs onto Squidward's boat)

SpongeBob:The story to how me and Patrick met was years ago!

(flash back to Bikini Bottom daycare)

Teacher:We have a new student his name is SpongeBob SquarePants.

SpongeBob:(crawls inside class room) Goo!

(see's watertable and crawls over to watertable where Patrick just so happens to be there.)

SpongeBob:Hi i'm SpongeBob!

Patrick:Hmm.

SpongeBob:I wanna play in the water table!

Patrick:No! (splashes SpongeBob with water)

SpongeBob:Augh!

Teacher:Patrick Starfish your in a time out. (picks up Patrick and takes him to the time out pen)

SpongeBob:(rumbles) My stomach is a little hungry maybe a snack will help.

(see's a jar of cookies on shelf)

SpongeBob:Aaah! Cookies!

(stacks toys to get on shelf)

SpongeBob:Almost got it...

Teacher:SpongeBob! Oh no!

(SpongeBob falls)

Patrick:(laughs)

SpongeBob:Hmmm (turns back away from Patrick)

(scene cuts to SpongeBob at home)

Claire:Good night SpongeBob.(tucks SpongeBob in bed)

SpongeBob:Mommy!

Claire:(Turns off light and shuts door)

Gary:Meow?

SpongeBob:Gawy that mean star is mean.

Gary:Meow.

(SpongeBob climbs up crib and opens window and hops out)

SpongeBob:Oh meanie! Meanie! (bumps into rock)

Patrick:(opens rock) What do you want?

SpongeBob:Uh..just wanted to say i'm saw-

(Biker fish craps SpongeBob and Patrick and stuffs them in a sack)

Biker:(picks up SpongeBob and almost puts him in super glue)

Patrick:Sponge? Oh no! (runs over and punches Biker in the face)

SpongeBob:Aaaah! (almost falls in super glue but Patrick catches him)

Patrick:I'm sowwy about yesterday.

SpongeBob:Me too.Anyway my names SpongeBob.

Patrick:And i'm uh...uh...uh....(reads hand) "Pat"....."Rick"....I'm Patrick.

(both shake hands)

SpongeBob:We better get home...