Two By Four/transcript

This is the transcript for "Two By Four"

NOTE: This is a short episode, the length would convert to four minutes. The transcript will seem shorter than most.

Transcript

 * (episode starts with SpongeBob flipping patties)
 * SpongeBob: Ah, work. Who doesn't love work?
 * Squidward: Me.
 * SpongeBob: Why not?
 * Squidward: You.
 * (Mr. Krabs walks into the kitchen)
 * Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!
 * (Mr. Krabs slaps SpongeBob in the back, which shakes him super hard, and then we see his brain and the mini SpongeBobs inside of it (similar to the scene in Squilliam Returns))
 * Mini SpongeBob 1: IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
 * Mini SpongeBob 2: DUCK AND COVER!
 * (Panic breaks out across the brain and a bunch of files fly everywhere)
 * Mini SpongeBob 3: HELP! I'M FALLING!
 * (Mini SpongeBob 3 starts to fall out of the brain)
 * Mini SpongeBob 2: TAKE THESE FILES!
 * (Mini SpongeBob 3 makes a chain of files back into the brain and the files fall out)
 * Mini SpongeBob 3: Phew. That was a close one!
 * (We cut back to reality)
 * Mr. Krabs: Boyo? You okay?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. Just a little rattled.
 * Mr. Krabs: Anyway, the freezer is missing 3 patties!
 * SpongeBob: 3? Say what?
 * Mr. Krabs: I said, the freezer is missing 3 patties!
 * SpongeBob: What's "3"?
 * Mr. Krabs: 3 is a basic number! Get the anchors out of your pants and quit fooling!
 * SpongeBob: What are the basic numbers? Sorry, I think I forgot.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeesh, illl just do it myself.
 * (Mr. Krabs walks out)
 * SpongeBob: Do any of you out there know the basic numbers?
 * END