Gambling With Death

Plot:
After finding out he was a gambling master called Squid,SpongeBob brings him back in the game.

Script:
French narrator:Ah in bikini bottom the sponge awakes him his habit.

(SpongeBob walks out his house)

SpongeBob: I'll be back Sandy!

Squidward: Today's the day I move!

SpongeBob: You need help?

Squidward: Okay...... you can lift that box to the van.

SpongeBob: Yep!

(Drops box and it drops a picture)

Squidward: Oh No!

(SpongeBob looks at picture)

SpongeBob: You never told me you were a master gambler!

Squidward: Yeah I know but I stopped for a reasean.

SpongeBob: Hey why don't you do it again?

Squidward: Cause am moving.

SpongeBob: Come on one game!

Squidward okay but just one!

(Cuts to casino)

SpongeBob: So your first game is against Reggie.

Reggie: Hell yeah! am going to send you to hell then your going to clean my crap forever!

Squidward: Gulp!

(Squidward roles dice,is double)

Reggie: My shoot bro!

(Reggie roles dice,is a 1 and 4)

Reggie: No!!!!!!!!! how the hell did you do that???????????

Squidward: I won!

(Squidward gets all of Reggie's bling,Reggie walks away)

SpongeBob:Now its Kenny the Cat!

Kenny the Cat:Bring me the bling!(Roles dice,it turns to a 3 and a 1)

Squidward: I win again!(Gets all the money)

Kenny the cat:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Montage showing Squidward winning gambling games)

Squidward: Who's next!!!!

(The grim reaper sits down.)

Death: Squidward! if you lose I own your soul!

Squidward: Fine! but if I win you take back my mother!

Death:Deal!

(Squidward loses)

Squidward: no,no! how could this be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Stop! Okay! if I win you have to give my frenid and his mother back but if I lose you have everyone in Bikini Bottoms souls.

Death: Deal!

(Montage showing Squidward training SpongeBob to gamble)

SpongeBob: Am ready!

Death:This will be a cage round!!!!!!!

(Cage forms around them)

Death:Go!!!!!!

(SpongeBob gets 2 3's when the dice gets roled)

Death:Ha!

(Death roles double)

SpongeBob: Time for a role!

(Gets double)

SpongeBob: Top that!

(Death roles double)

SpongeBob: NO!!!!(Bangs table then the dice roles a 3 and a 4)

Death:NO!!!! he cheated!

SpongeBob: What a sore loser!

Death: Here's your mother!(gives them Misses Tentacles)Bye!

Misses Tentacles: Squidward! lets go home!

(SpongeBob puts up picture of him beating Death)

SpongeBob: What a memory to keep!

French Narrator: 300000 years later

SpongeBob: So Death hasn't touched me since.

SpongeBob plus 30000 greats great grandson:No one cares!

Announcer: Time for SpongeBob Sez!

SpongeBob: Hello kids today I say don't gambling you may get money but you have 8/10 changes of loses money as well so don't take the change!

Trivia:

 * This was banned in Australia for Gambling and Swearing.
 * The picture appears in the next episode.
 * This has the first episode of SpongeBob Says.