Red Mist 2.0

Red Mist 2.0 is the second episode of Even Moar Raw!

Synopsis
Plankton is mad about the lack of real violence in Bikini Bottom Wrestling, so he secretly pours red mist into the wrestlers' sports drinks intoxicating them to literally kill each other.

Characters

 * Plankton
 * Squidward
 * SpongeBob
 * Harold
 * Wrestler #1
 * Wrestler #2

Transcript
PLANKTON’S ROOM ON THE PHONE

Plankton: [Dialing a number on his shell phone] Hey Squid!

Squidward: [On the other end] Oh, hey! I can’t believe the 16 year anniversary of our friendship is in a week!

Plankton: Yeah. Do you want to drink Red Mist?

Squidward: Sure. Pick you up.

BIKINI BOTTOM BAR AND SMOKE ROOM
SpongeBob: [Shocked to see them] WHAT DID I TELL YOU OF DRINKING THAT BEVERAGE???!!! [Sees Plankton whistling away] I’M TALKING TO YOU, PLANKTON!!!

Plankton: Why are you scolding me. And besides, we are both over 21, so we can legally obtain the drink.

SpongeBob: YOU ARE CRAZY!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO SQUIDWARD A FEW YEARS BACK???

Squidward: That was Heavy Red Mist. We are drinking regular.

SpongeBob: Ugh…….PLEASE???

Squidward: I’ve been mean to you all my life…...why should you care

SpongeBob: On second thought, you’re right. Drink as much as you want! [Skips away out of the bar]

Squidward: Well, that was easy. [Looks at waiter] Hey waiter, give us 2 gallons of Light Red Mist!

Waiter: Fine………....just a few more days till the $15 wage becomes law………. [Gives both the drinks]

Squidward: Yo Sheldon, can we go to the Wrestling Arena tonight?

Plankton: Nah. Ever since that law on blood was passed, wrestling is now a damn waste of money…

Squidward: You’re right. If only they’ll kill each other……..literally……

Plankton: Wait, I have the best idea ever. [Whispers it into Squidward’s ear, then he smiles]

WRESTLING ARENA BACKSTAGE
Plankton: Where is it…….WHERE ARE THOSE SPORTS DRINKS??? I- [Finds the drinks] Ah, let’s pour that stuff in [takes out Heavy Red Mist……….and pours it in the drinks] Now, I finally can see for once REAL wrestling [Sneaks out as a wrestler approaches him to drink the intoxicated energy beverage]

STAGE
Referee: [screaming] ARE YOU REDAH???

Wrestler #1: I…...am…..RHADDEHHHHHHH!!!!! [Violently throws referee out of the stadium and assaults rival] YUUU!!!!

Wrestler #2: [beating his chest] AHHHHH!!!! [goes out of the stage and chases the crowd and setting a fire]

Plankton: [seeing the chasing and the fire] What is happening?

Harold: [panting] The wrestlers’ are out of control! If they hit that oil truck they-

[8mm film of a bomb exploding appears. Then a “THREE DAYS LATER” card shows up]

ON THE PHONE
Plankton: Hey Squid

Squidward: Oh, hey….

Plankton: Are you still recovering from the bruised leg?

Squidward: Yeah, I’ll have to be on crutches.

Plankton: At least I have both antennas….

Squidward: What kind of idiot would poison wrestlers to hurt innocent people? I know I’m a mean-ass squid, but that was just wrong. I know we made jokes about it, but in real life seriously? Tell me my friend, who….?

Plankton: Uh….erm….I have to end the call now [hangs up phone]

Trivia

 * This is the shows first sequel of a fanon episode
 * This is the fifth episode written by Squidnerd, and the title card is the third one created by him.
 * This episode was confirmed on ESB Chat in a Private Message