User blog:Locknloaded23/Let's talk about America

Today I'd like to discuss the greatest country in the world, America. All the other continents try to ripoff America's greatness, but of course, they fail. This country is so free it hurts. Bald eagles are the best.

Bald eagle. Just the other day i spilled my coffee on some homeless guy. He screamed at me and I said "calm down bro it's 'Murica." He then screamed some stuff like "THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE." that guy must live outside murica. Bald eagle. Christopher Columbus is my hero. He discovered the grestest country ever while sailing the seas. People try to tell me he didnt discover america, which i call total BS on.

OH SAAYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Our flag is so amazing. It's red. It's white. It's blue. It has a star for each country in America. Could this country be any more free?

Bald eagle.

Bald eagle.

Bald eagle.

Man, bald eagles are great. They symbolise freedom somehow. No one DARE hate on America.

Bald eagle.

America was the first country, ever. I know this because some guy on the internet told me.

Bald eagle.

Bald eagle.

Bald eagle.

Bald eagle.

Bald eagle.