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Transcript
(Episode opens at the table)

   

EB: So this time, it was a 1-1 vote.

   

Steve: Which means we have a tie.

   

EB: This season, we made a new way to settle ties.

   

(EB grabs a spinner)

   

Steve: If the spinner lands on blue, Donald Trump and Bob Ross lose. If it lands on red, Larry and Don lose.

   

(EB spins the spinner, and it lands on red)

   

EB: Okay everyone, now vote for either Larry or Don to get out.

   

(Everyone casts their votes)

   

Steve: And in a 14-0 vote, which I’m pretty sure is the highest ever, DON!

   

Don: Oh boy.

   

Steve: You just set a record! Also, you’re evicted!

   

EB: Please head out onto the stage.

   

Don: Dammit.

   

(Don walks out onto the stage, sad and lonely)

   

EB: Okay, so now it’s time for your next challenge. Today, you guys will work together with your partners to create a business. Then, you will set up a store and sell things for money. After a full day, whichever duo returns with the most amount of money wins. Also, we keep the money to pay for future challenges.

   

Steve: Yeah, “future challenges”. Okay, on your mark, get set, GO!

   

(Camera shows Squilliam and Squidina making a sign)

   

Squidina: What if we make self-grooming kits?

   

Squilliam: Genius.

   

Squidina: Let’s get to work.

   

(Camera shows Poopla and Boxy getting nowhere)

   

Poopla: Toilet paper. We must. Sell. Toilet paper.

   

Boxy: (falls over)

   

(Camera shows Donald Trump and Bob Ross)

   

Donald Trump: Maybe we should sell maps.

   

Bob Ross: I can paint them.

   

(Six hours later, Plankton and Spot are selling chum)

   

EB: Are you guys selling POISON?!

   

Plankton: Hey, don’t talk about my food like that!

   

EB: Well it’s genius.

   

(Granite and Polar are selling maps next to Bob and Donald’s stand of map selling)

   

Polar: Hey, they copied our idea!

   

Granite: Yeah!

   

Donald Trump: Maybe it was you who copied our idea!

   

Granite: At least we’re selling more!

   

Bob Ross: Oh. Um. Ugh.

   

Donald Trump: GET BACK TO PAINTING!

   

Bob Ross: Sorry…

   

Polar: Oh my god, are you abusing Bob Ross?

   

Donald Trump: Noooooo.

   

Polar: Well, time’s almost up!

   

(Camera pans to Poopla and Boxy selling virtually nothing)

   

Poopla: Well this shits.

   

Boxy: (falls over)

   

(Camera shows Amaya and the Sixth Doctor selling pocket time machines)

   

Amaya: You can just go to any point in time!

Random Customer: I want to go to the big bang with a glass jar!

   

The Sixth Doctor: Wait what?

   

(Amaya takes the pocket time machine back)

   

EB: Guys, time is almost up!

   

Steve: Yeah!

   

(Some random customer starts choking to death at Plankton and Spot’s stand, and grabs his money back)

   

Plankton: Hey, you can’t do that. You already paid.

   

Spot: Ruff!

   

Plankton: Good point.

   

EB: Aaaaaaaaanddddddd, time.

   

(Everyone returns to the mansion with money)

   

EB: Steve, come count this money for me!

   

Steve: Okay.

   

(Steve starts slowly counting the money from each duo)

   

Steve: Larry, you actually made this much money selling insta-tan cream?

   

Larry: Yes, yes I did.

   

Steve: Well good job, because it wasn’t enough to win.

   

Alpooh: What about us?

   

Hoopla: Yeah HOOPLA!

   

Steve: Nope. The winners actually surprised me. Granite and Polar, you guys are the nominators tonight.

   

Granite: Yay!

   

Polar: Let me do the talking, Granite.

   

(Camera cuts to everyone around the table)

   

Polar: For our first nomination, we’re nominating Bob Ross and Donald Trump for copying us.

   

Bob Ross: Thanks a lot, Trump.

   

Donald Trump: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!

   

Polar: For our second nomination, we’re nominating Alpooh and Hoopla.

   

Alpooh: WHAT?! WHY?!

   

Granite: Just random I guess.

Steve: Well viewers, who’s going home next on Evicted?

Who gets the proverbial boot? Bob Ross and Donald Trump Alpooh and Hoopla