Bonding With Your Child

Bonding with your Child is the first episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squilvia forces Squidward to bond with his child.

Story
Squilvia:Squidward! We gotta talk!

Squidward:Talk? No please! I hate hearing woman talking!

Squilvia:You need to spend more time with Jr.!

Squidward:I'd rather die. Now leave me alone while i watch the tv in the couch!

Squilvia:*lifts the couch up* GO SPEND TIME WITH HIM!!

Squidward:Ok, ok! Bah, spending time with Junior...

Junior:Hi dad, why are you watching me with those sad eyes?

Squidward:Son, we gotta spend time together!

Junior:NOOOOOO!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Squidward:Mine's too! It was mom's idea!

Junior:WHAT A BI

Squidward:Hey hey hey hey hey! Hey! Calm down! There are children here!

Junior:Dad, what if we pretended to spend time together, but didn't?

Squidward:How many times do i have to tell you, ducks don't have teeth! Hey, what if we pretended to spend time together, but didn't?

Junior:That's what i sa-

Squidward:HEY HEY HEY! STARTING FROM TOMORROW, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 24 DAYS!

Junior:What did i-

Squidward:25!

Squilvia:*enters the room* so, what are you two doing together?

Squidward:We are talking about how america sucks, blah blah blah

Squilvia:Wow, good job! Junior should learn about that! *exits the room*

Junior:Dad, i didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice......*starts hitting him with a baseball bat*

Squidward:OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH WHHYYYYY MR. SON I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

Junior:*stops*

Squidward:Oh thank go-

Junior:*takes a flamethrower and puts his father's head on fire*

Squidward:AAAAAH!! *jumps out of the window, naked*

Squilvia:*watches the window* aah, what a beautiful day, birds singing, lots of flowers, my naked husband on fire running in the street.....WHAT

Squidward:I WILL NEVER SPEND TIME WITH MY CHILD AGAIN *steals a car and runs over lots of people*

Squilvia:*faints*

Junior:*to the audience* That's all folks!