Fates Decided

Transcript
(Mr. Craps, holding the urn walks onto the stage where all contestants are sitting, Hoopla now in the jury seats. The finalists are in the front row seats)

Mr. Craps: And now that it has been eight months, we’re gonna reveal the winner.

SquidClone: Oooh boy!

Mr. Craps: First vote, Sandy! Sandy! SquidClone! SquidClone! Patrick. Sandy! SquidClone! That’s three votes Sandy, three votes SquidClone, one vote Patrick. SquidClone! Sandy! That’s four votes Sandy, four votes SquidClone, one vote Patrick, one vote left.

(Drumroll)

Mr. Craps: The winner of Survivor.

(Drumroll)

Mr. Craps: This person will earn the title of “Sole Survivor”.

(Drumroll)

Mr. Craps: And a million dollars.

(Drumroll)

Mr. Craps: The winner of Survivor. SQUIDCLONE!

SquidClone: OH MY GOSH YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Craps: Please come receive the trophy and your million.

SquidClone: Thanks guys! Thank you so much!

Man Ray: No problem fam.

SquidClone: I HAVE DONE IT!

(Everyone cheers really loudly)

Mr. Craps: Alrighty, so now we’re going to give you guys a sneak preview of the next season…

(Camera goes black)

Mr. Craps: In the greatest social experiment ever created.

(Camera shows people running onto a beach, and then pans to boats, showing a red and green tribe. The camera shows Scooter, and his name in red letters)

Scooter: Coming out here, leaving everything behind. I gotta remember one thing: CALAMITY EIGHT BITCH!

Mr. Craps: The stakes this season will be raised, and everything will be based off of chance.

(Camera shows Bubble Bass’ name in green letters)

Bubble Bass: I’m out here to win, not to lose. Something like that I dunno.

Mr. Craps: This season, we’re gonna see a lot happen. All of this and more in the fall on “Mr. Craps’ Survivor: One in a Million”.

(Mr. Craps gets a phone call on the stage as everyone is celebrating SquidClone’s victory)

Mr. Craps: What do you mean? CANCELLED?! BULLSHIT!

(Mr. Craps starts crying)

Mr. Craps: Ummm, the show was just cancelled everyone.

Squidward: Oh no I care so much.

Mr. Craps: You guys can all go home, I’m just gonna go lay somewhere and cry.

(Screen goes black)

Votes for Sandy - Karen, Mrs. Puff, Larry, Plankton

Votes for SquidClone - Maja, Hoopla, Mr. Krabs, Don, Man Ray

Votes for Patrick - SpongeBob