You Damn LintQ!

You Damn LintQ! is the seventh episode of the show Spongeorama.

Transcript
SpongeBob: [waking up] Uh hey Patron, can we go jellyfishing

Patron: Wait a second! I’m writing a post on LintQ

SpongeBob: What’s LintQ?

Patron: It’s a social networking site

SpongeBob: What happened to FinBook and Instaclam?

Patron: Same thing that happened to China

SpongeBob: It finally issued a child labor boycott against Walmart?

Patron: Yes

SpongeBob: Well, this is weird.

Patron: Anyways, just gimme a nanosecond

SpongeBob: Five minutes passed….

Patron: SpongeBob, it’s the future. I think you should stop clinging on to this “family is more important” idea. It’s stupid, the media is norm. Just one minute.

SpongeBob: K

Narrator: Five hours later!

SpongeBob: Oh, that’s it! I’m getting this s*** banned!

MAYORS HOUSE

Mayor: [sobbing] Why can’t my daughter get off her damn phone and talk to me….

SpongeBob: [approaching the mayor] You and me both, brotha

Mayor: So….what do you want?

SpongeBob: I want to make LintQ illegal.

Mayor: YES!

SpongeBob: So, yeah. I’ll submit the proposal to let the vote happen and-

Mayor: NO ONE CARES! I PASS THIS!

Speaker: [astonished] Oh my….. [runs to the house] ATTENTION NEW BIKINI BOTTOM, LINTQ IS OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL! ANYONE CAUGHT USING IT WILL HAVE TO ENDURE…….WATCHING A 720p TV

Bikini Bottomites: Aaaagh [they throw their phones all at once, and stomp on them]

SpongeBob: Ah, yes. The world is at peace.

Narrator: TOMORROW

Sandy: Look what I got!

SpongeBob: No! LintQ is illegal!

Sandy: Nah, this is SideburnQ!

SpongeBob: DANMIT

Patron: Uh, Bob. You slept “damn” wrong like that kid who wrote this weird show about us in the future in 2015.

SpongeTron: What kid?

Patron: Well, he once fainted because he thought orange juice was-

SpongeBob: BE QUIET!