Sailor Mouth II (transcript)


 * SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!
 * Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Let's go to the Krusty Krab!
 * SpongeBob: Okay!
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick skip along until they see Squidward)
 * Squidward: (trips over plant) Oh, those mother (dolphin chirp) tricks!
 * Patrick: Mother (dolphin chirp)! (giggles)
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick skip along until they see an old man)
 * Old Man: (drops dentures) (dolphin chirp)!
 * SpongeBob: (dolphin chirp)! (giggles)
 * (shows many people swearing)
 * Fish: Oh, (dolphin chirp)!
 * Other Fish: What the (dolphin chirp)?
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick make it to the Krusty Krab)
 * SpongeBob: Hey ya mother (dolphin chirp) customers!
 * Patrick: How are you (dolphin chirp) doing?
 * (customers leave)
 * Mr. Krabs: My customers are leaving!
 * SpongeBob: What's the (dolphin chirp) problem?
 * Mr. Krabs: (kicks out SpongeBob and Patrick)
 * Mr. Krabs: Ye can come back when you kiss me (dolphin chirp) and you bring me more (dolphin chirp) costumers!
 * All: Hi mother (dolphin chirps) 
 * Betty Krabs: Oh my goodness. Looks like me house is getting a painting! (time 1 hour later card; everyone is painting Betty Krabs' house)
 * Patrick: This is (dolphin chirps)!
 * SpongeBob: Holy (dolphin chirps)!
 * Betty Krabs: Don't use those (dolphin chirps) words!
 * (everyone gasps)
 * Mr. Krabs: Mother!
 * Betty Krabs: What? Old Man Jenkins got a new car!
 * (Old Man Jenkins' car makes a dolphin chirp)
 * Old Man Jenkins: Howdy, Mrs. K! No time, no see!
 * (they all laugh)
 * THE END