The Chum Bucket Stratagem

The Chum Bucket Stratagem is the 23rd episode of Plankton Lives With The Raw.

Plot
Plankton joins the Doctor on a short adventure to a ship that is hanging up in the sky.

Transcript
Plankton: It's took me 36 hours to think of this but I can do it... I can do it... I can. [takes a pause] I can't do it.

Karen: Oh well, at least those 36 hours were wasteless?

Plankton: Yeah, I think so. But... [his voice turns into song] I wanna be the very best... that no-one ever was... ever was.

[Karen busts the CD.]

Plankton: Thank you, never tell me to have a drinking game... ever. But I wish someone or something came in my path to...

[He gets interrupted by the appearance of the Tardis that appears by the Krusty Krab and a brunette haired woman keeps arguing with the controlled pilot.]

Lilithena (from afar.): Have we got the right universe this time?

Doctor: I think... What are you getting?

Lilithena: A regular Krabby Patty, curtsey of Mr. SquarePants himself.

Karen: So, what's your newest plan?

[Plankton is hurrying to the mysterious blue box as he opens the door with all his might as the Doctor is looking at a wall, trying not to go to sleep by waiting as Plankton has climbed himself onto the controls of the Tardis, the blue box he has found. He pulls down a couple of levers and then the handbrake as the Tardis starts moving, the Doctor suddenly turns around and grabs Plankton.]

Doctor: Plankton?! Why would you do that?

Plankton: Well, I'm not destroying it, big man!

Doctor: Yeah. At least you're not going to do that.

[Lilithena misses the Tardis dematerlising again. She sighs to herself.]

Doctor: Where are YOU taking me?

Plankton: To the nearest place above the Earth.

Doctor: That would be the moon.

Plankton: According to my scanner's back on Earth and this one here. A spaceship that's hovering over the Earth, want to take it into land.

Doctor: Sure, if you don't break this.

[The Doctor corrects Plankton with the controls to land inside the spaceship.]

Doctor: Now, before we start going into more arguments, let us get on with what you wanted to do?

Plankton: Got any controlled mini to human growth serum?

Doctor: I carry it in my pocket. Here, drink it before it goes out of date. I'm getting a new one from a inter-special chemist.

[Plankton drinks the serum and grows to a human sized version of himself]

COMMERCIAL BREAK

[He opens the doors to the interior design of the spaceship.]

Plankton: This place has crap interior design, not even Mermaid Man had this.

Doctor: Okay... This seems to be running on low fuel or someone has been re-charging the energy all the time.

Plankton: Ships recharge better than low fuel. This would be falling into the atmosphere by now.

Doctor: Alright then. What now?

Plankton: Let's find the culprit.

Doctor: That was the tailend of my plan.

[They find a lift. Inside the lift. They find a secret locked floor that the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to use.]

Plankton: Sonic probe?

Doctor: Screwdriver.

Plankton: Who thinks the screwdriver is a thing to make sonic over?

Doctor: Me, when you've had long nights.

Plankton: I believe you, your eyes... look old and withered.

Doctor: I do lengths of reading.

Plankton: Sure you do.

[They end up in the ENGINE room. As they exit the llft. A alien grabs the Doctor as Plankton runs from him He sees another one of the guards place something in a box between two gears. Plankton stops himself as he thinks of what and where to put an object there as he is too late as there is a stick of dynamite in there as the guard carrying the Doctor drops dead. The Doctor straightens his coat.]

Doctor: This ship is going to fall out of the sky in a minute.

Plankton: What about the dynamite?

Doctor: Well, I can do something if we get back to the Tardis.

[They run back into the Tardis.]

Doctor: Give me this day... THIS DAY!

[The Doctor transports the spaceship to a closer place near the sun.]

Doctor: And there's your time up, Plankton.

Plankton: Okay then.

[The Doctor then materlizes near the Chum Bucket as Lilithena is near it.]

Plankton: Thank you, Doctor.

Lilithena: That's nice. Wrong SpongeBob.

Doctor: Got a Krabby Patty?

Lilithena: The wrong thing about this universe is $3.99 for a Krabby Patty.

Doctor: Next one?...

[The Tardis disappears from this universe as the episode ends.]