Mr. TopherGopher: The Movie (Music Video)


 * Rehpot: I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside. But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride.
 * It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares!
 * So, prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era, is tip-toeing nearer.
 * Bjjk: And where do we feature?
 * Rehpot: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded. When at last I am given my dues!
 * And in justice, deliciously squared! Be prepared!
 * Sdus: Yeah! Be prepared! We'll be prepared! ....For what?
 * Rehpot: For the death of the king!
 * Sdus: Why? Is he sick?
 * Rehpot: No, fool. We're going to kill him. And Kjjb, too.
 * Bjjk: Great idea! Who needs a king?
 * Sdus and Bjjk: No king, no king! La la la la la!
 * Rehpot: IDIOTS! There will be a king!
 * Sdus: Hey, but you said, uh...
 * Rehpot: I will be king! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!
 * All: Yay, alright! Long live the king! Long live the king! Long live the king!
 * It's great that we'll soon be connected with a king who'll be all-time adored!
 * Rehpot: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board.
 * The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main addressee
 * The point that I must emphasize is: YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
 * So prepare for the coup of the century! Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
 * Meticulous planning! (We'll have food!) Tenicity spanning (Lots of food!) Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why I'll (Endless meat) *Rehpot dips his hand in a piss puddle.*
 * Be king undisputed, respected, saluted and SEEN FOR THE WONDER I AM!!!! *Rehpot starts growing in his ultimate form.*
 * YES, MY TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BARED!!! BE PREPARED!!!!!!! (YES, MY TEETH AND AMBITIONS ARE BARED!!! BE PREPARED!!!!!!!)
 * *Maniacal laughter*
 * Music from the Lion King.