An Ultimate Hero Day

An Ultimate Hero Day is the thirteenth episode of the spin-off The New Adventures of the IJLSA. It aired on December 23, 2012. The previous episode was A New Year! and the next is New Hero.

Plot
Bikini Bottom celebrates a day for the IJLSA but the Leader of U.L.T.R.A. E.V.I.L. comes and releases a pack of sea whelks to distract the IJLSA while he get's the final component for his machine. Now can the IJLSA save the town and their holiday?

Transcript

 * [The episode starts in Bikini Bottom with the mayor speaking to it citizens. The IJLSA stand behind him]
 * Mayor: And to conclude this speech we now celebrate...Ultimate Hero Day in honor of the IJLSA!
 * [The citizens cheer while the IJLSA show off their powers]
 * SpongeBob: Thank you, mayor. We are here to protect your fair city from all evil and criminals!
 * [The citizens cheer some more]
 * SpongeBob: Have a super awesome day!
 * [The scene then goes to Chum Bucket]
 * Leader: No! Plankton! You have not retrieved the final component for the machine!
 * Plankton: Well, I can't do anything. It's my day off from all E.V.I.L. productions, and I get to relax with my loving computer wife.
 * Leader: Ugh! I'll have to go retrieve it myself from the Bikini Bottom Museum.
 * [Leader walks out of room to a locked door which he scans a card on revealing a group of sea whelks]
 * Leader: You're all going to help me retrieve what I desire!
 * Sea Whelks: RARRR!
 * [The scene goes back to Bikini Bottom, where citizens are cheering for the IJLSA]
 * Squidward: Even though I have to spend a day with SpongeBob, I'm still happy!
 * Mayor: Settle down, citizens. Settle down. Now this is the time to ask different IJLSA members some questions about their heroism.
 * Male Fish 1: SpongeBob, exactly how fast can you run?
 * SpongeBob: [thinks] Never actually tried to calculate that. I would have to say around 550 nautical miles per hour.
 * Male Fish 1: Insightful.
 * Female Fish 1: Squidward, how much magma do you think comes out of your head in the course of a day?
 * Squidward: Around thirty or forty gallons.
 * Male Fish 2: How do you plan on defeating the sea whelks that are ravaging our town?
 * Patrick: What sea whelks?
 * Plankton: [laughs maniacally and steps to the front] You know. The ones that I genetically mutated to destroy entire cities within an hour. The ones I will now use to defeat the IJLSA and finally take over the world. Those sea whelks. [looks to people] I mean seriously, people. If these so called heroes don't even know that there are sea whelks ravaging their town, do they really even deserve a holiday?
 * SpongeBob: No, it's not like that! You know what? Be like that, but we will prove ourselves by getting these sea whelks and bringing them to justice. Come on, guys!
 * [The IJLSA leap over the crowd toward the sea whelks]
 * Patrick: Elasticity powers away! [stretches around one sea whelk only to be thrown into a nearby building] Well, that hurt.
 * Sandy: Disappearing powers active! [turns invisible, yet footsteps appear on the sand]
 * Sea Whelk 1: RARR! [steps on Sandy]
 * Sandy: Well, that stings.
 * SpongeBob: Quickster powers are a go! [runs extremely fast around the sea whelks and then stops, tying the sea whelks up] Ha! All in a day's...
 * Sea Whelk 2: RARR! [whacks SpongeBob into the nearby Krusty Krab]
 * SpongeBob: Work.
 * Squidward: Magma powers...um...oh, you guys took all the good ones! [shoots magma to disintegrate the ropes] And now, to finish these whelks. [shoots magma onto the whelk's skin, singing them]
 * [The sea whelks begin to shoot a watery substance from their mouths at Squidward]
 * Squidward: Oh, tartar sauce! [is washed back into a brick building] Well, that hurt.
 * [Plankton appears with a remote, which turns the sea whelks into code and places them into the remote]
 * Plankton: And to think I got away with it.
 * SpongeBob: [runs up at super speed and captures Plankton in handcuffs] I don't think so. Sheldon Plankton, you are under arrest for town destruction by the IJLSA. Pretty holiday worthy to me, wouldn't you say?
 * Sandy: [appears next to Plankton] And I'll be taking that. [takes remote from Plankton] Oh, I would say that, SpongeBob.
 * Mayor: Hooray for the IJLSA! [all cheer]
 * [The scene cuts to Leader in the Bikini Bottom Museum, exiting the museum from running people and exiting through a large hole, with the machine parts]
 * Male Fish 3: Where are you, IJLSA?!
 * [flash goes by]
 * Male Fish 3: [thinks] Was that them?
 * [in slow motion]
 * SpongeBob: [revealed carrying Plankton to jail, running] Should I take him in, or should I defeat the Leader single-handedly? [thinks but then decides to handcuff Plankton to building and head for the Leader]
 * Leader: Finally, they're all mine.
 * SpongeBob: Not quite, Leader!
 * Leader: [drops materials] What are you doing here?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know. I was just in town, thought I should stop by, and stop some evil.
 * Leader: Well you're too late. [takes out remote and codes all of the material and then smashes the remote]
 * SpongeBob: Well, now you have no material to make your machine.
 * Leader: [laughs] Oh...don't I? [begins to teleport back to headquarters]
 * SpongeBob: No. [runs at super speed through bits, yet is just too slow] Don't worry. We'll catch them one day. Just one day.
 * [end of episode]