A Very Spongy Christmas

A Very Spongy Christmas is the third episode of Adventures From The Deep Blue Sea.

Plot
SpongeBob and Patrick must travel to the North Pole to save Santa from getting put to sleep by Plankton's evil gas.

Script
[The scene goes through the streets of Bikini Bottom covered with snow whilst It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year plays]

[Children and characters like Mrs. Puff and Flats are also making models out of snow, this goes on until It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year Stops]

[The scene then goes into The Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Sandy are dancing to Driving Home For Christmas]

Sandy: Oh, SpongeBob....This is so romantic....

SpongeBob: It is? I mean, it is!

[SpongeBob gets a call on his new MyPhone]

SpongeBob: Oh, a call!.....

Sandy: Are you going to answer it?

SpongeBob: Yeah, sure....

[SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab and answers the phone]

SpongeBob: Hello?

Patrick: SpongeBob! I've got exciting news!

SpongeBob: Really? What is it?

Patrick: We've got tickets to go to the Christmas Parade!

SpongeBob: That's great! When is it?

Patrick: Today!

SpongeBob: Today?! But, I've got plans with Sandy!

Patrick: She can come, I've got a extra ticket!

SpongeBob: Well, I'm coming....Wait there!

Patrick: Ok, bye!

[Patrick hangs up]

SpongeBob: I can't wait!....

[The scene goes to Plankton in the Chum Bucket with a bucket of Green Gas]

Plankton: Haha! The gas is finally ready! The question is, where can I set it off?

Karen: There's a Christmas parade being held at Downtown Bikini Bottom....

Plankton: Perfect....

[The scene goes to Plankton running through the streets of Bikini Bottom carrying the bucket of Gas]

Plankton: I'm nearly there! I'm finally going to get my revenge on Krabs!

[Plankton trips over a pebble and drops the gas onto the floor]

Plankton: Barnacles!

[A Person dressed as Santa comes along and steps on the bucket and smashes it]

Plankton: My Bucket of Gas! That took me ages to make!

[Plankton runs over to the smashed bucket]

Plankton: You'll pay for this Santa, you'll pay for this!

[SpongeBob comes skipping along humming Jingle Bells]

SpongeBob: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!

Plankton: SpongeBob.....Perfect, if I get him to help recreate my gas, I can go to the North Pole and gas Santa's Work Shop! I'm such a genius!

[Fred Rechid walks along to Plankton and picks him up]

Plankton: Hey, put me down!

Fred: Oh, a jellybean!

[Fred eats Plankton]

Plankton: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Sandy in the crowd watching the parade]

Sandy: So, since Patrick's gone to get some candy floss, it is just me and you....

SpongeBob: Yeah...

[Sandy puts her hand on SpongeBob's hand]

SpongeBob: Oh, look! Snoopy from Peanuts!

[SpongeBob points up in the sky]

Sandy: *Sigh*

Plankton: Hey, Sponge Head! It's me Plankton, I need some help...

SpongeBob: Plankton!?

[SpongeBob pulls Plankton out from one of his holes]

SpongeBob: Why would I help you?!

Plankton: Well, I was gonna give this present to my poor poor Grandmother but some guy smashed it! Can you help me re-create it?

SpongeBob: Ok, sure....

Plankton: Thanks buddy! Thanks a lot....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SpongeBob: You do know I'm still listening, right?

Plankton: *Sigh* Yes....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob in Plankton's Laboratory]

SpongeBob: Ok, so...You're grandmother wanted a bucket of green gas?

Plankton: Yeah, I got socks....I don't even wear socks!

SpongeBob: Oh, the irony....

[One Pointless Montage Later]

[The scene goes to Plankton hugging the new bucket of gas]

SpongeBob: Are you sure this is right?

Plankton: Oh yeah, it's fine!

[Plankton puts on a jet pack]

Plankton: Did I mention I made a new jet pack?

SpongeBob: No, why?.....

Plankton: Well, I've been planning to go to land for a while....

SpongeBob: Why do you want to go to land?

Plankton: I'm gonna gas Santa's Workshop and ruin Christmas!

SpongeBob: WHAT!?

[Plankton sets off quickly on the jet pack whilst he holds the bucket of gas]

Plankton: Bye! With this amount of gas, Santa may never wake from his sleep! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

[Plankton flys out of the roof]

SpongeBob: Barnacles, I should of never trusted him!

[Patrick walks into the Chum Bucket]

Patrick: SpongeBob! What are you doing here?

SpongeBob: What are you doing here?

Patrick: I've been looking all over town for you....

SpongeBob: Really? Wow, well....Um, thanks?

Patrick: You didn't see the last float! It was a giant Charlie Brown!

SpongeBob: I have more important news, Plankton is going to the North Pole to ruin Christmas!

Patrick: Oh, um...Ok?

SpongeBob: They'll be no presents!

Patrick: Is that bad?

SpongeBob: And no chocolate, no cookies, no joy....Christmas will be ruined!

Patrick: A Ruined Christmas!? NO!

SpongeBob: We have to follow him!

Patrick: How? We'll never make it to the North Pole!

SpongeBob: We have to make it, the fate of Christmas is in our hands!

Patrick: The Fate of Christmas is in my hands? How did it get there?!

SpongeBob: Patrick, it's just a figure of speech...

Patrick: OHHHHHHHHHH.......I don't get it....

SpongeBob: Come on! We need to get to the North Pole before Plankton does! Let's go!

[SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Chum Bucket]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick outside of a closed Santa's Village]

SpongeBob: Patrick, why are we here?

Patrick: I heard they still keep one of the magic sleighs in here....

SpongeBob: Patrick, we can't steal!

Patrick: It's not stealing if no one owns it....

SpongeBob: Patrick, I've heard myths that people still guard this place.....It's too risky!

Patrick: There just silly myths, not actual facts!

[SpongeBob and Patrick climb over the fence and climb into Santa's Village]

SpongeBob: *Gulp* I've got a bad feeling about this....

Patrick: Come on, this place is awesome!

[The scene goes to Patrick and SpongeBob entering a abandoned, creepy and old workshop]

Patrick: I remember this place! This is where Santa and his elves were! Oh, the memories!

[Patrick picks up a toy car on a machine]

Patrick: One of the toy cars! I always wanted one of these things!

SpongeBob: Patrick, let's just get out of here....It's really creepy!

Patrick: *Sigh* Ok....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick running up some metal stairs to a metal balcony in the Workshop]

SpongeBob: Come on! I thinks it up here!

Patrick: Wow, I've never been up here!

[SpongeBob kicks down a door and enters a dark Santa's office]

SpongeBob: Ok, we're here....

Patrick: But his sleigh isn't here....

SpongeBob: Santa's Office always headed to Santa's garage....The attraction was closed in 1991 because of the parades....

Patrick: I didn't know you went here!....

SpongeBob: I went once, that's all....

[Patrick picks up a piece of paper]

Patrick: Hey, it says someone signed up to be Santa.....SpongeBob, do you think that the Santa was a fake?....

SpongeBob: No, of course not......*Sarcasm*

Patrick: Phew, I was scared that someone faked to be Santa! Imagine that! Who would get away with that?....*Laughs*

SpongeBob: Yeah, who could possibly get away with that!?.....*Sarcasm*

[SpongeBob opens a book shelf to reveal a secret security code]

SpongeBob: Ohhhh, a code!

Patrick: A Code? What's that doing here?

SpongeBob: I don't know, it probably leads into a secret area!

Patrick: Secret? I love secrets!

[SpongeBob presses the buttons and the book shelf opens and reveals a open metal door]

Patrick: Wow, how did you know the code!?

SpongeBob: 1234, the easiest pass code ever!

[SpongeBob and Patrick jump down a hole and land in a garage where a dusty Santa's Sleigh is]

SpongeBob: Woah, it's Santa's Sleigh!

Patrick: That....Is.....Awesome!

[SpongeBob opens up a hatch in the back of the sleigh]

SpongeBob: It looks like it needs some kind of gas.....

[Patrick picks up a bag of Magic Dust]

Patrick: Magic Dust.....That must be what powered this thing!

SpongeBob: Patrick, magic dust is just fake.....It's never worked....

[SpongeBob bumps into a robot Santa]

SpongeBob: Woah! I thought that was a guard or something then....*Laughs*

Patrick: How could you think it's fake!? Look!

[Patrick sprinkles some magic dust on Action Man Figure]

Patrick: Prepare for magic!

[Action Man coughs and gets up and cracks his back]

Action Man: Gah, what happened? I feel like Micheal Jackson doing the splits....

SpongeBob: What the!?

Action Man: Uh oh, this isn't right.....I don't communicate with giant talking pieces of cheese....

SpongeBob: I'm a sponge!

Action Man: Ohhhhh....Well.....That makes loads of sense! *Sarcasm*

SpongeBob: Hey, don't you talk to me like that!

Action Man: I'm Action Man, I can talk to you in any tone! Now, it's time to fly!

[Action Man jumps into the air and hits the floor]

Action Man: Argh, someone call a doctor....

[Action Man passes out]

SpongeBob: What the heck was that all about?

Patrick: I don't know....Wouldn't it be crazy if we went to a world full of toys with the Simpsons?

SpongeBob: .....That'd be stupid

[Patrick looks inside the magic dust bag]

Patrick: Um, SpongeBob....We've run out of magic dust....

SpongeBob: Barnacles....

Patrick: I could get some from the local Barg. N. Mart!

SpongeBob: Great idea! I'll wait here!

Patrick: Alright! I won't be long!

[The scene goes to Patrick entering the Barg. N. Mart]

[A Janitor is sweeping the floors]

Patrick: Hey, can you tell me how to get the magic dust?

Janitor: Magic Dust?......The thing that kids used to get in their eyes?.....

Patrick: Yup!

Janitor: Ok, in the back....

Patrick: Thanks!

[The scene goes to Patrick in the back of the Barg .N. Mart]

Patrick: Man, this place is spooky....

[Patrick bumps into a shelf and ends up picking up a Mighty Mutant Power Turtles]

Patrick: Mighty Mutant Power Turtles?....Man, this back place is cheap...

[Patrick see's a dark figure at the side of the room]

Patrick: Hello, is anybody there?

[Mr. Krabs steps out of the barrel]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hey....Patrick....What are you doing here?

Patrick: Finding some magic dust for SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: Magic Dust? Isn't that the thing that children used to put in their eyes?

Patrick: Yup!

Mr. Krabs: Why would SpongeBob want that?

Patrick: To power a magic sleigh!

Mr. Krabs: A Magic Sleigh? Well, that sounds like it needs extra magic!

Patrick: Extra Magic?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I happen to be selling some Good Old Krab's Family Beans!

Patrick: Beans? I'm not sure.....How's that magic?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's real magic! It'll take you far away!

Patrick: How much!?

Mr. Krabs: 2 Dollars!

Patrick: I only have 4....

Mr. Krabs: I'll let you off!

[Mr. Krabs grabs Patrick's money and hands Patrick the can of beans]

Patrick: Wow, SpongeBob's gonna be so impressed!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob at the sleigh]

SpongeBob: Where is he? He's supposed to be here by now!

[Patrick runs up to SpongeBob]

Patrick: I've got the magic!

SpongeBob: Great! Put it in and then we can go!

[SpongeBob climbs into the sleigh]

[Patrick pours the beans into the back of the Sleigh and climbs in]

Patrick: Let's go!

[The sleigh flys off into the night sky]

[The scene goes to Squidward coming out of hospital]

Purple Doctor Fish: Ok, you're finally ready to go out and go back home....

Squidward: Great, thanks doctor....

Purple Doctor Fish: No problem!

[The Purple Doctor Fish walks back into the hospital]

Squidward: Ah, I can finally go home!

[Squidward see's the sleigh flying through the sky]

Squidward: And back in I go!

[Squidward walks back into the hospital]

[The scene goes to the sleigh flying through the skies of the North Pole]

SpongeBob: We're here! We're actually here!

[The Sleigh starts going out of control]

SpongeBob: Woah, what's going on!?

Patrick: I don't know!

[The Sleigh flys into the ground and crashes]

SpongeBob: Ow! What was that about!?

Patrick: Aw, how are we going to get there now!?

[SpongeBob opens the back of the sleigh up to the see the can of beans now all over the inside]

SpongeBob: Patrick, did you buy some cheap and nasty beans again?....

Patrick: Maybe....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through the snow]

SpongeBob: I'm s-s-so cold....

Patrick: Me t-t-too....

SpongeBob: Hey, want t-t-to h-h-hear a ice j-j-joke?

Patrick: Y-y-yeah!

SpongeBob: W-W-Where do penguins d-d-dance?

Patrick: W-W-Where?

SpongeBob: A S-S-Snow Ball!

Patrick: O-O-Oh! I g-g-get it!

SpongeBob: D-D-Do you r-r-really!?

Patrick: Nope....

SpongeBob: I th-th-thought s-s-so....

[The scene goes back into the garage where the sleigh used to be]

[A Security Guard runs down into the garage and finds that the sleigh is missing]

Security Guard: What the!?

[The Security Guard gets out a microphone]

Security Guard: Dave, we've had a brake in....The sleigh seems to be gone....

Dave: *Over Microphone* Check the robot Santa....It films everything that happens at night....

Security Guard: Ok, will do....

[The security guard turns on the Santa robot and a green screen on the back of the Santa turns on revealing what happened the other night]

[On Camera]

SpongeBob: Patrick, I've heard myths that people still guard this place.....It's too risky!

Patrick: There just silly myths, not actual facts!

[SpongeBob and Patrick climb over the fence and climb into Santa's Village]

[The scene goes to Patrick and SpongeBob entering a abandoned, creepy and old Santa's workshop]

[Patrick picks up a toy car on a machine]

Patrick: One of the toy cars! I always wanted one of these things!

SpongeBob: Patrick, let's just get out of here....It's really creepy!

Patrick: *Sigh* Ok....

[SpongeBob kicks down a door and enters a dark Santa's office]

SpongeBob: Ok, we're here....

Patrick: But his sleigh isn't here....

SpongeBob: Santa's Office always headed to Santa's garage....The attraction was closed in 1991 because of the parades....

Patrick: I didn't know you went here!....

SpongeBob: I went once, that's all....

[Patrick picks up a piece of paper]

Patrick: Hey, it says someone signed up to be Santa.....SpongeBob, do you think that the Santa was a fake?....

SpongeBob: No, of course not......*Sarcasm*

Patrick: Phew, I was scared that someone faked to be Santa! Imagine that! Who would get away with that?....*Laughs*

SpongeBob: Yeah, who could possibly get away with that!?.....*Sarcasm*

[SpongeBob opens a book shelf to reveal a secret security code]

SpongeBob: Ohhhh, a code!

Patrick: A Code? What's that doing here?

SpongeBob: I don't know, it probably leads into a secret area!

Patrick: Secret? I love secrets!

[SpongeBob presses the buttons and the book shelf opens and reveals a open metal door]

Patrick: Wow, how did you know the code!?

SpongeBob: 1234, the easiest pass code ever!

[The Camera goes off and goes fuzzy]

[Off Camera]

Security Guard: Dave, it looks like we're dealing with Master Criminals here!

[Action Man gets up of the floor]

Action Man: Please, help me....

Security Guard: AHHHHH!!!

[The security guard runs out of the garage]

Action Man: Please, help....

[The Robot Santa comes alive and blows up the action man with it's rocket hand]

Robot Santa: Must destroy Sponge-Bob and Pat-Trick....

[The Robot Santa blows the smoke away from its rocket arm and stomps on the remaining's of the now Dead Action Man]

[The scene goes to Reg sitting at the bar of the Salty Spitoon]

Reg: Hey, can we get another round over here!?

[A Giant Glass of Beer gets rolled across the table to Reg]

Reg: Haha! Now we're talking!

[Reg's phone goes off]

Reg: HEY! WHO'S CALLING ME?!

[The Whole Building suddenly goes quiet]

Everyone in Building To Reg: Not Me! Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me!

Reg: Alright, carry on!

[The building goes back to normal again and Reg walks into the back alley next to the building]

[Reg answers the phone]

Reg: Reg here, who is it!?

SpongeBob: Hi Reg!

Reg: WHO IS THIS!?

SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob SquarePants....Remember?

Reg: The guy who slipped on the ice!? How could I forget!?

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah....Can you please help me?

Reg: Yeah, sure....You made me laugh for the first time in 20 years!

SpongeBob: Can you please come to the North Pole?

Reg: NORTH POLE!?!?!?

[The scene goes back to SpongeBob and Patrick in the North Pole]

SpongeBob: He hung up....

Patrick: Barnacles....

SpongeBob: Well, this might just be the end of us....

Patrick: Yeah......SpongeBob, can I ask you something?

SpongeBob: Sure, what is it?

Patrick: How are we breathing above the sea?

SpongeBob: Remember when we went back to our universe after defeating Burger Beard?

Patrick: Sure, how could I forget?

SpongeBob: Bubbles came back, remember?

Patrick: Yup...

SpongeBob: Well, he gave the citizens of Bikini Bottom the power to breath above air!

Patrick: Wait, if he did that....How come we don't come to land more often?

SpongeBob: I don't know, I guess we just like Bikini Bottom more....

Patrick: I'm glad he fixed the size thing....

SpongeBob: And the CGI thing....The heck was that all about?!

Patrick: I know!

[SpongeBob stops Patrick from walking forwards as he see's a wooden cottage in front of them]

SpongeBob: Patrick, look! A Wooden House! We're saved!

[SpongeBob and Patrick run into the house]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick inside the mini house]

SpongeBob: Wow, Santa's place is so nice!

Patrick: And warm!

[The Cyclops slams open the kitchen door]

SpongeBob: AH! IT'S THE CYCLOPS!!!!

[The Cyclops picks up a plate full of chocolate chipped cookies]

SpongeBob: What the?....

Cyclops: Huh? "Want Some Cookies?"

SpongeBob: Sorry, I don't speak cyclops!

Cyclops: Huh?! "Do you want some cookies!?"

SpongeBob: Ok, ok!

[SpongeBob grabs a cookie off the tray]

SpongeBob: Ok, here I go!

[SpongeBob bites into the cookie]

SpongeBob: HmHmHm.....That's one nice cookie!

Cyclops: *Muffled Noises* "You're Welcome"

SpongeBob: So, why are you suddenly....Nice? Aren't you wanting to kill us right now?

Cyclops: *Muffled Noises* Ha, no...It started a long time ago...

Patrick: Ok, ok! No one cares about you're life story!

Cyclops: *Sigh*

SpongeBob: Well, since we're here I guess we could take a break from saving Christmas....

Patrick: Yeah, this place is awesome!

[The Cyclops gets out a TV Remote]

Cyclops: *Muffled Noises* TV?

Patrick: Alright!

[The scene goes to Plankton entering a dark cave]

Patrick: Ok, through here it is!

[Plankton see's a skull of a elf on the side of the cave]

Plankton: Uh Oh....

[A Giant Snow Monster smashes through the side of the cave]

Plankton: Jumping Jellyfishes! I'm getting the heck out of here!

[Plankton flys out of the cave as quick as he can and bumps into a red and white pole]

Plankton: Ow!

[Plankton falls to the floor]

Plankton: What the!? Gah, stupid pole!

[Plankton kicks the pole causing it to fall down into the ground revealing a secret passageway]

Plankton: Oh, a secret! Just my luck!

[Plankton jumps down the hole]

Plankton: Nothing can stop me now! Nothing!

[The scene goes to Reg in the airport at a counter]

Reg: Hello, can I have a flight to the North Pole? It's for a friend....

Susan: [Woman at Counter] The North Pole? Sorry, we don't have flights to there....

Reg: What!? But I really need to get there!

Susan: Um, ok....We have a flight going close to the North Pole....How's that?

Reg: *Sigh* Ok, I'll take it!

[Susan gives Reg a ticket]

Susan: Here, show this to the guards....

Reg: *Sigh* Ok....

[Reg walks away]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob, Patrick and the Cyclops watching The Three Stooges on TV]

SpongeBob: Ha, these guys are classic!

Patrick: Ha, they're so dumb! No one is that dumb!

[The Cyclops and SpongeBob look at Patrick]

Patrick: ........Doritos?

[Patrick gets out a bag of Doritos]

SpongeBob: Yeah, sure!

[The TV turns off and goes fuzzy]

Patrick: Hey! What's going on!? I was watching that!

SpongeBob: The Satellite, I think it's been hit by a snow storm!

[SpongeBob and Patrick rush to the front door and try to open it but fail]

SpongeBob: It's not opening! We're blocked in!

[The Cyclops gets up of the sofa]

Cyclops: *Muffled Noises* Don't worry, I can help!

[Cyclops bashes into the door and opens it and then runs out of the cottage]

SpongeBob: Is it safe out there!?

Cyclops: *Muffled Noises* Yeah! Come on out!

SpongeBob: Ok!

[SpongeBob is about to walk out until the Cyclops gets hit by a giant snow ball and flys away screaming]

SpongeBob: AHH!!

[SpongeBob and Patrick close the door again]

SpongeBob: Keep it closed!

[Patrick puts a small chair next to the door]

Patrick: I'll barricade the door!

SpongeBob: Good idea!

[Patrick puts a small bobble head on the chair]

Patrick: Aha, done!

SpongeBob: Patrick! That won't do!

[The door blows open and SpongeBob and Patrick fly out]

SpongeBob and Patrick: AHHHHHHHH!!!

[The scene goes to Plankton hiding behind a giant present in Santa's Workshop]

Plankton: I can't believe I'm here! I'm so close to the fat man himself! I can almost see him unconscious on the ground!

[Plankton see's 10 Elves Guarding the workshop]

Plankton: Gah, darn elves! How am I going to get in there now!?

[Plankton see's a small present next to him]

Plankton: Hey, what's in here?

[Plankton opens the box to see a small toy gun]

Plankton: A Small Toy Gun? That's useful....

[Plankton see's a dart board in front of him]

Plankton: Brilliant....

[The scene goes to Reg sitting at a very small table on a plane]

[A Baby is crying in the plane]

Reg: Gah, will someone tell that baby to shut up!?

[A Speaker on the plane turns on]

Pilot: We're going to have to delay the flight due to a passenger being very sick....

Reg: WHAT!?

Pilot: We think he's took an overdose of poison....

Reg: WHAT!? Who does that!?

Pilot: Enjoy our film whilst we sort out this problem...

[The pilot turns on a Spanish Film]

Reg: That's Spanish! No one on the plane is Spanish!

[Bubble Bass comes down the hallway hitting everyone with his massive belly]

Reg: Oh god....

[Bubble Bass sits down next to Reg]

Reg: AHHHHH!!!!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick waking up in a cave sell]

SpongeBob: Argh, where are we?

[Patrick see's a skull on the ground]

Patrick: I don't know, should we ask him?

SpongeBob: Patrick, he's dead!

Patrick: What!? AH!

[A Loud Stomp is heard and then a scream is heard]

SpongeBob: Uh oh....

Patrick: Hide!

SpongeBob: I can't! It's just a dull room!

[The Cyclops Helmet flys past the cell]

SpongeBob: AH!

[The Cyclops runs past the cell in his underwear]

Cyclops: I want my mummy!

SpongeBob: Wait, he can speak?!

[A Giant Snow Monster comes up to the cell and see's SpongeBob and Patrick]

SpongeBob: Uh oh....

[Patrick falls onto the ground]

Patrick: Play Dead....

[The Snow Monster smashes into the room and grabs Patrick]

Patrick: Is it working?....

SpongeBob: Patrick, run!

Patrick: Aren't you over reacting a bit?

SpongeBob: Open you're eyes!

[Patrick opens his eyes]

Patrick: AHHHHHH!!!!

[Patrick jumps out of the Snow Monster's Hand and runs out]

Patrick: SpongeBob! Run!

SpongeBob: I'm coming Patrick!

[SpongeBob runs out of the room too]

Snow Monster: COME BACK HERE!!!!

[The scene goes to Reg on the plane]

Reg: Gah...

Bubble Bass: What's wrong?

Reg: Nothing....Nothing....

Bubble Bass: Should I move over?

Reg: No....Please, God no....

Bubble Bass: Ok, I will....

Reg: WHAT!?

[Bubble Bass gets out of the chair and the plane tips over]

Everyone On The Plane: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick running to the red and white pole where Plankton went]

SpongeBob: Argh, a dead end! We're doomed!

Patrick: Not if I can help!

[Patrick presses the pole and it goes down to reveal a secret entrance]

SpongeBob: Patrick! You're a genius!

Patrick: I know, I know....

SpongeBob: Come on! There's no time to waste!

[SpongeBob and Patrick jump down into the secret entrance]

SpongeBob: Woah!

[The scene goes back to the plane where all of the passengers have air masks up to them]

Pilot: May Day! May Day! We're going down!

[The pilot touches loads of buttons in the plane]

Pilot: Preparing Emergency Landing!

[The Pilot pulls back a trigger and fire comes out of the side of the plane]

Pilot: Hey, is somebody barbecuing back......Oh my god!

[The pilot pulls back another trigger causing the plane to slow down]

Pilot: Ok, I think I've found the brakes! Prepare for the landing!

[The Pilot presses a giant red button and plane stops on a runway]

Pilot: Ha, that wasn't so bad....Was it?....

[Reg gets out of his chair]

Reg: This is the last time I'm ever going on a plane!

[The scene goes to Reg at a airport on his phone]

Reg: Come on, pick up....Pick up!

[SpongeBob answers the phone]

SpongeBob: Hello? Who is it?

Reg: SpongeBob, where the heck are you? I'm really close to the North Pole but still not at our actual landing point....

SpongeBob: Why? What happened?

Reg: The Plane had a emergency landing....Some fat guy tipped it over....

SpongeBob: What?! Woah!

Reg: So, where are you?

SpongeBob: Santa's Workshop....

Reg: Ha, what?

SpongeBob: Santa's Workshop!

Reg: Good one, where are you really?

SpongeBob: *Sigh* Santa's Workshop!

Reg: Ok, now it's not even funny....

SpongeBob: It might seem crazy what I'm about to tell you but....Me and Patrick are on a quest to save Santa!

Reg: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

SpongeBob: We're locked in the workshop....We think it's been taken over....All of the elves have been kidnapped too!

Reg: Ok, Ok....So....What?

SpongeBob: Just find the white and red pole in the North Pole! We're in there!

Reg: Ok....I'll come as quick as I can...

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick in Santa's Workshop]

SpongeBob: I can't believe we're locked in!

[Patrick has a Ray Blaster 5000 in his hands]

Patrick: Pew, Pew! SpongeBob, look out! The Zordions are taking over the main bridge!

SpongeBob: Patrick! Are you opening presents!?

Patrick: Yes....

SpongeBob: That's bad....But Awesome!

[SpongeBob opens up a present revealing a Star Trek Enterprise Toy]

SpongeBob: Come on! We need to get to the enterprise!

[Two Hours Later]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob kneeling above a Barbie Doll]

SpongeBob: There's a pulse failure doctor!

[Patrick rushes over to the doll]

Patrick: It can't be! Stay with me!

SpongeBob: It's too late...She's already gone...

[SpongeBob puts his hand on Patrick's back]

Patrick: NOOOO!!!

SpongeBob: We'll have to sell the Party Mansion to....*Turns Head* KEN....

Patrick: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[SpongeBob pretends to make loads of Barbie Dolls drive over to Patrick]

SpongeBob: *In Girl's Voice* I think I still have a lot of money! I could but the Party Mansion!

Patrick: Yay!

SpongeBob: The end!

[SpongeBob and Patrick start laughing]

Patrick: Again!

SpongeBob: Ok, one more time!

[7 Hours Later]

[SpongeBob has a Ken figure in his hands]

SpongeBob: *Impression of Ken* Barbie, how could you lie to me!?

Patrick: *Impression of Barbie* Why Ken....What do you mean!?

SpongeBob: *Impression of Ken* You know what I mean!

Patrick: *Impression of Barbie* No, I do not!

SpongeBob: *Impression of Ken* There's someone else, isn't there!?

Patrick: *Impression of Barbie* Ken, how did you know!?

SpongeBob: *Impression of Ken* Because I felt you're presents! *Laughs*

[Reg smashes down the door to the workshop]

Reg: What the heck is going on here!?

SpongeBob: Oh, hi Reg....

Reg: What are you guys doing?

Patrick: We're playing Barbie! Want to join in?

Reg: Not really....

SpongeBob: It's not what it looks like...It's a PG 13!

Patrick: Yeah, it deals with real life problems! Like the stars hitting each other in the sky and then a angle coming down and delivering a baby boy....Hardcore Stuff!

Reg: Yeah.....I don't think that's how baby's are born....

Patrick: Well, how are they born then?

Reg: Um, well...It includes two people who love each other very much....

[SpongeBob gets up of the floor]

SpongeBob: WELLLL! Great Story you got there Reg! We really need to get into Santa's Office though....Could you help?

Reg: Ha, piece of cake!

[Reg runs to the office door and smashes it down]

Reg: Done!

[Reg falls to the floor]

Reg: Ow....

SpongeBob: Reg! Are you ok!?

[Plankton is behind Reg with the dart gun]

Plankton: He's gonna be sleeping for a bit....As for you, well....I've got a plan....

SpongeBob: Plankton! You'll never get away with this! Christmas is the best time of the year! You can't ruin it because of all of you're selfishness! Think of all them children waking up on Christmas Day....

Plankton: I guess you've got a point....

SpongeBob: I'm glad we agree....

Plankton: PSYCH!

[Plankton shoots SpongeBob with the dart gun]

SpongeBob: I'mma slow now....

[SpongeBob collapses]

Plankton: Well, anyone else?

[Patrick walks away whistling]

Plankton: No?.....Good....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Reg tied up to a machine which is leading to a tunnel of fire]

SpongeBob: Argh, where are we?

Reg: I have no idea....Where's the pink guy!?

[SpongeBob and Reg look around the place]

SpongeBob: *Gulp* I know where this is....

Reg: Where is it!?

SpongeBob: This is where all of the bad toys go!

Reg: Bad Toys? We're not bad toys!

SpongeBob: It doesn't know that! We're gonna get burnt!

Reg: WHAT!? AHHH!!!

SpongeBob: Patrick, where are you!?

[Patrick is on the floor tied up]

Patrick: Oh, hey SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! We're gonna get burnt! Help!

Patrick: I can't, I'm tied up!

SpongeBob: Can you at least try to help!?

Patrick: I've tried, nothing will work!

SpongeBob: Barnacles! We're doomed!

Reg: Don't worry! I can get us out!

[Reg try's to break out of the rope]

Reg: ARGH! I can't! This rope is too tough!

SpongeBob: I can do this!

[SpongeBob try's to break the rope but can't]

SpongeBob: Ok, I can't...

[The Robot Santa smashes through the roof]

Robot Santa: Prepare to die!

SpongeBob: What is going on here!?

Patrick: Santa!

Robot Santa: Must destroy Sponge-Bob and Pat-Trick....

[Robot Santa gets out a giant laser canon from his arm]

Robot Santa: Prepare to die....

Reg: I DON'T LIKE THIS!

[Robot Santa shoots SpongeBob and Reg's rope and the rope breaks]

SpongeBob: We're free!

Reg: YES!

[Reg opens the door to get out]

SpongeBob: Reg! Where are you going!?

Reg: I'm getting out of this place! See ya Suckers! I've got places to be!

[Reg runs out of the room and runs away]

SpongeBob: REG! Come back!

[Robot Santa shoots the machine and SpongeBob flys back into the wall]

SpongeBob: Ow....

Robot Santa: Must Destroy!

[Plankton runs into the room]

Plankton: What is going on in here!?

[Robot Santa turns around and points it's laser canon at Plankton]

Plankton: What the?...That's not supposed to be in here!

SpongeBob: Get out of the way!

[SpongeBob dives onto Plankton]

Plankton: AHHHHH!!!

[Robot Santa blows down the whole wall around the door]

SpongeBob: Phew, that was a close one...You could of died!

Plankton: You don't say! I nearly got killed by you diving on me!

Robot Santa: Must Destroy Green Jellybean!

Plankton: Jellybean!? Who are you calling a jellybean!?

[Robot Santa shoots his canon at Plankton but misses]

Plankton: AHHHH!!!

[SpongeBob and Plankton run behind a machine]

SpongeBob: Stay here, I'll go and get Patrick!

Plankton: What's going on!?

SpongeBob: I have no idea!

[SpongeBob runs to Patrick and unties him]

Patrick: Thanks!

SpongeBob: Come on! We need to go!

[SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the room]

Plankton: Hey! Come back!

[Plankton runs after SpongeBob and Patrick]

Robot Santa: You can not run!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob, Patrick and Plankton running down a hallway]

SpongeBob: Come on! We need to go!

[Robot Santa comes down the hallway with the canon]

Patrick: AH! He's coming after us!

Robot Santa: You can not run!

[Robot Santa charges up the canon]

SpongeBob: AH!

[A Giant Candy Cane flys down the hallway and flys into Robot Santa's belly]

SpongeBob: What the!?

Plankton: I'm getting out of this Christmas Mad House!

[Plankton runs away]

[Robot Santa pulls out the candy cane and snaps it in half]

Robot Santa: Laser Canon Charging!

[SpongeBob and Patrick run behind a shadowy figure in the hallway]

SpongeBob: Who are you!?

[The Shadowy Figure ends up to be revealed as Santa]

Santa: I'm the real Santa Clause!

SpongeBob: S-S-Santa!?

Patrick: AWESOME!!!

[Santa loads up a Candy Cane Gun]

Santa: And that Santa has been a very naughty boy this year!

Robot Santa: Must Destroy Real Santa!

[Santa shoots the Robot Santa again]

Santa: Take that!

[The Robot Santa eats the candy cane with its shredder mouth]

Santa: The Candy Canes are no match!

SpongeBob: What should we do Santa!?

Santa: RUN!

[Santa, SpongeBob and Patrick run away]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob, Santa and Patrick running into Santa's Workshop]

Santa: We need to barricade the door!

Plankton: It's no match! The thing will just break through!

Santa: Plankton? What are you doing here?

Plankton: I came to put you to sleep!

Santa: Ho Ho What!?

Plankton: You always give me coal! I was gonna put you to sleep and then collect all of the presents....

Santa: Just behave goodly and I'll give you the presents you want!

Plankton: I spend half of my time trying to steal the thing I want!

Santa: Just wait till Christmas and you'll get the things I want! I have my jolly little eye on you!

Plankton: You mean eyes, right?....

Santa: Of Course I do!

[The Wall comes down onto the Patrick]

SpongeBob: Patrick!

Patrick: I'm ok....I'm used to having concrete and other items like this on top of me! I do live under a rock you know!

[Robot Santa walks across the wall]

Plankton: Gah! It's that thing again!

[Santa grabs a baseball bat and bashes Robot Santa on the head with it]

Santa: Take that!

Robot Santa: What the heck was that?

[Robot Santa grabs Santa]

Santa: Hey! Put me down!

SpongeBob: SANTA!

[Robot Santa throws Santa against the wall]

Santa: Argh...

SpongeBob: Santa! Are you ok!?

[SpongeBob runs over to Santa]

Santa: Just leave me....I'll be fine...

Plankton: Guys! Look!

Robot Santa: Self Destructing in Minus 3 Minutes....

SpongeBob: What the!?

Plankton: He's gonna blow us up!

SpongeBob: WHAT!?

[Reg runs into the room]

Reg: Guys! I think I've left my tie!

SpongeBob: Reg, you don't wear a tie!

Reg: Oh yeah....Well, bye!

SpongeBob: Reg! We need someone who can defuse this bomb!

Reg: BOMB!?

SpongeBob: I thought you said that you eat bombs for breakfast!

Reg: *Sigh* I guess you're right!

[Reg opens up the Robot Santa and grabs a bomb]

Reg: Ok, I can do this!

[Reg eats the bomb]

SpongeBob: Woo! Go Re!....

Reg: Uh Oh!

[Reg blows up (No Blood or Gore)]

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!!

Plankton: HOLY SCALLOPS!

Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Cr*p!

Patrick: I didn't see it, do it again!

[Reg's Tattoo flys onto the ground]

SpongeBob: *Sigh* You'll be missed Reg....

Plankton: Wait, did Santa just swear!?

Santa: Of course I didn't! *Laughs Nervously*

SpongeBob: ......

Santa: Oh, look at the time! You should all go to bed now!

SpongeBob: Um.....Ok....

Santa: Hehe....

Plankton: Well, I guess we'll be going now....

SpongeBob: Wait! Can we have a ride in the sleigh?

Santa: Why, of course you can!

[The scene goes to Santa, SpongeBob, Patrick and Plankton riding in Santa's Sleigh in the sea]

SpongeBob: Well, that's an adventure worth remembering!

Plankton: So, you're gonna give me presents this year?

Santa: Of course I will!

Plankton: Well, thanks!

Santa: I'm Santa, I give all the good boys presents!

Patrick: I want a laser blaster!

Santa: Ha, you'll shoot you're eye out!

SpongeBob: I don't think people will get the reference!

Santa: Reference?

[The Sleigh Smashes through a building called the Fourth Wall]

SpongeBob: Oops....

Santa: *Sigh*

Plankton: I love Christmas now!

Patrick: I can't wait for the Big Bunny to deliver all my presents!

Santa: Patrick, that's at Easter....I deliver the presents....

Patrick: So, you don't deliver eggs?

Santa: *Sigh* No Patrick....That's the Easter Bunny....

Patrick: Then who delivers money under my pillow?

Santa: That's the Tooth Fairy....

Patrick: Wow! I'm learning so much!

SpongeBob: Hey, look! It's Squidward's House!

Santa: Squidward? How about we pay him a visit?

SpongeBob: Yeah!

[The scene goes to Santa's Sleigh parking up outside of Squidward's house]

SpongeBob: Squidward's gonna love this!

[SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door]

SpongeBob: Oh Squidward!

Squidward: What is it!?

SpongeBob: I've got a little surprise for you!

Squidward: This better be worth it!

[Squidward opens the door]

Squidward: .......

[SpongeBob sprinkles some magic dust onto Squidward]

SpongeBob: Merry Christmas Squidward!

[Squidward slams the door]

SpongeBob: Did you see his face!? He loved it!

Santa: Yeah..........

[The scene goes to Santa parking his sleigh outside of the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: Well, we're here!

Santa: Ah, the Krusty Krab! The place you always wanted to work at when you was a little baby sponge! Remember that Krusty Krab Kitchen Play Set I gave you for you're Second Christmas?

SpongeBob: Yeah, it was awesome!

Santa: Then you made a real life Krabby Patty on it!

SpongeBob: I sure did!

[SpongeBob and Santa start laughing with each other]

Plankton: Um, yeah....I've gotta go back to the Chum Bucket Kitchen....Karen will be wondering where I am!

[Plankton runs away and into the Chum Bucket]

SpongeBob: Well, we've got to get going now!

[Santa gives SpongeBob a mini present]

Santa: Here, give this to Sandy...I think she needs it...

SpongeBob: Sandy? Um, ok!

Santa: Well, I better get going! These presents don't deliver themselves you know!

[Patrick jumps out of the sleigh]

Patrick: Hey, how come Sandy gets a gift early and I don't!?

Santa: Um, ok....

[Santa picks up a rock from the ground and gives it to Patrick]

Santa: Happy Early Christmas!

Patrick: Wow, a rock! This is just what I've always wanted! You're the best Santa!

Santa: Ok, I better be going right now! Merry Christmas everyone!

[Santa flys away in his sleigh]

Santa: Merry Christmas!

SpongeBob: Wow, that man inspires me....

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob: Nothing, nothing....

[Mr. Krabs runs out of the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing out here!?

SpongeBob: *Gasp* Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: You need to be making some patties! The Christmas Party is tonight!

SpongeBob: Aye Aye Captain!

[SpongeBob runs into the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: I'm ready!

[The Scene goes to The Krusty Krab Christmas Party where the residents of Bikini Bottom are standing around having fun on different activities]

Mr. Krabs: Another good Christmas party me lad!

SpongeBob: It's Christmas! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

[Sandy is standing on the dance floor by herself]

Mr. Krabs: Say, isn't that you're girlfriend over there?

SpongeBob: She's not my girl friend Mr. Krabs....She's just a girl and a friend....We're not in a relationship...

Mr. Krabs: I can tell...

SpongeBob: How?

Mr. Krabs: The girls lonely! You should go up to her and give her a little dance! Girls always love that!

SpongeBob: A Dance? Good idea Mr. K!

Mr. Krabs: Why thank you!

[SpongeBob runs over to Sandy]

Mr. Krabs: He's learning, he's learning....

[A Female 30 Year Old Crab walks over to Mr. Krabs]

Female Crab: Um, Hi....

Mr. Krabs: Why hello there young lady....Would you be interested in a dance?

Female Crab: Ew! I was just gonna ask where the condiments are! GROSS!

[The Female Crab runs away]

Mr. Krabs: She'll come crawling back....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob running over to Sandy]

SpongeBob: Hello there young lady...

Sandy: SpongeBob? Is that you? What are you doing here?

SpongeBob: I work here, remember?

Sandy: I know but I haven't seen you all night....

SpongeBob: Well, I haven't been much in a dancing mood tonight but I need to ask you something....

[SpongeBob kneels down onto the floor]

SpongeBob: Sandy Sandra Cheeks....Will you dance with me?

Sandy: Yes!

[Sandy grabs SpongeBob and they start dancing to Rocking Around The Christmas Tree]

Sandy: I love this song!

SpongeBob: DJ, Louder!

[The Music goes louder]

SpongeBob: Woo! That's better!

[They stop dancing when the music stops and then run out of the Krusty Krab]

Crowd: WOOOOO!!!

Patrick: Go SpongeBob!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Sandy outside]

SpongeBob: Well, what do you think?

Sandy: You was brilliant!

SpongeBob: I didn't win best dancer in School for nothing did I now?

Sandy: I love you!

[Sandy hugs SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: As a friend, right?

Sandy: Yeah, I guess so...

SpongeBob: Hey, I've heard there's a new offer at Goofy Goobers tonight! Wanna go?

Sandy: Yeah, sure!

[SpongeBob starts running away]

SpongeBob: Great, come on! I'll race ya!

[Sandy runs after SpongeBob]

Sandy: Hey, you had a head start!

SpongeBob: I'm gonna win!

Sandy: Oh no you're not!

[FIN]

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