Odd Jasbre, Fairly Odd Jasbre

Crazy is an average fish

That no-one understands

Matchy and Purple

Always giving him commands

Matchy: Bed, twerp!

The peace and quiet

Up in his room

Is broken instantly

By a magic little nuisance

Who annoys him to the ground

Cause in reality...

He is Jasbre

Fairly odd Jasbre

Chicken and wings

Constantly delaying things!

Odd Jasbre

Fairly odd Jasbre

Content mod, Jas squad,

Nimrod, gum wad

Obtuse, rubber duck, little yuck, lame-duck

Gene is fake, heartache, for Pete's sake, rattlesnake

Odd Jasbre

Fairly odd Jasbre

He flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly odd Jasbre!

Vanessa: Yeah right

*Pop*