SSATF:Danger (transcript)

Squid:He is...

Sqog:ULTRA SQOG!

???:Squidward, I can help you.

Squid:Who are you?

Sal:I am Sal.

Squid:Can you help me, Sal?

Sal:Yes.

Sal:HEY, SQOGWARD! STOP TORTURING SpongeBob!

Sal:HYPER SWORD!

(huge explosion)

Sqog:DIE, SAL!

Sqog:FIST OF FURY!!!

Sqog:Sal, I have to deal with you TWICE!

Sponge:So you know this guy?

Sqog:Yes, he tried to stop my plans to take over the world before.

Sal:YOU WILL DIE!!!

(slash)

(bang,bang,bang,bang)

Sqog:That didn't hurt, because...MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 30,000!!!

Sponge:WOW.

Sqog:JHKNFJHNFDGNDJKFNGFDJKGNFJGNFRDJKGNFDJKNFJDKNG!!!!

Sqog:DIE!!!

Sal: He's aiming for you, Squidward! Get away!

Squid:AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Sal:Squidward! You are too hurt to fight! I will kill him.

Sponge:Sal! You don't even have enough strength!

SaI:I DON'T CARE!

(Sponge fires a huge blast at Sal, but he reflects the blast with his sword)

(The blast hits Sponge so hard he explodes)

Sal:YOU KILLED SpongeBob AND PATRICK AND NOW ALMOST SQUIDWARD! YOU DIE!

(Sponge emerges from the rubble, half-beaten)

Sponge:YOU DIE!

Sponge:JHNFJHNMNDN MVBNFB,MDN BNDFV BNB FVD FV,NNVC,J V C,NVC B!!!!!

Squid:I can't believe it!