POOP 2

Creator: Cosmobo

Editors: Cosmobo

Air Date: February 16, 2015

Series: SpongeBob SquarePants

Plot
Trouble happens at boating school when SpongeBob forgets to wipe his bum.

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Script
[Shows SpongeBob sitting down in boating school]

[shows SpongeBob's belling groaning]

SpongeBob: I don't feel so good...

Mrs Puff: why?

SpongeBob: I feel like I need a poo...

Mrs Puff: well you'll have to wait till the lesson is over!

[shows SpongeBob fart]

[shows a fish have a heart attack behind SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Oh my!

Mrs Puff: OH MY GOSH SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL!

[shows someone get out a phone]

Mrs Puff: Thank you...

[scene goes to Mrs Puff outside of the bathrooms]

Mrs Puff: SpongeBob come out your missing class!

SpongeBob: Coming!

[shows SpongeBob come out of the bathrooms]

Mrs Puff: Good...now did you clean your butt?

SpongeBob: No...

Mrs Puff: OH MY GOODNESS! I'M ASHAMED! FLATS!

[shows Flats come up with some gloves on]

SpongeBob: Eek...

Flats: I'm gonna clean your butt!

SpongeBob: Meep...[farts]

[shows Flats have a heart attack]

Mrs Puff: Your farts are killing students!

SpongeBob: I can't help it!

[shows Mrs Puff look in the bathroom]

Mrs Puff: Oh my goodness!

[shows loads of fishes sticking there heads in toilets]

Mrs Puff: THEY DIED IN A TOILET!

[shows SpongeBob strapped up in a dark room]

[shows a strong buff fish put his out of the darkness]

Fish: You must be the farter...

SpongeBob: Well...I'm also a fry cook and a professional bubble blower and jell...

Fish: Be quiet!you sicken me!

SpongeBob: Where is this?

Fish: Mrs Poppy Puff said you should be sent to here...

SpongeBob: Mrs Puff?!

Fish: In this class you will learn how not to fart!

SpongeBob: What?

Fish: Welcome to FART school!

SpongeBob: Oh no...

[TO BE CONTINUED]

[POOP 2! PLOP 2]

[shows the fish next to a TV]

Fish: We're gonna watch a video...ok?

SpongeBob: Ok...

Fish: I will show you how bad farting is!

[shows the TV turn on]

[shows loads of people round a table in an office]

Nat: I was thinking we could knock the chum bucket down!

Susan: That's a great idea!

Tom: But where would the owner live?

Susan: I don't know...

Tom:[farts] Oh pardon me :3

Susan: But...I'm not listening to a farter so...we are just knocking the chum bucket down!

Tom: But...

Susan: Oh and your also fired...

Tom: NOOO!!!

[shows the tape end]

Fish: So?

SpongeBob: That's bad...but that was just a tape!

Fish: Really? Well look...

[shows Tom come in]

SpongeBob: TOM!

Tom: He chopped my butt off...

[shows the fish turn on the lights]

[the lights reveal loads of butts strapped onto the wall]

SpongeBob: AHHH!!!

Fish: Yes! He couldn't stop farting so I chopped his butt off like the other 3000 people!

SpongeBob: Well how many people's butts have survived?

Fish: 10

SpongeBob: AHHHHHH!!!!

[Add break]

[Shows SpongeBob in a gym]

Fish: Welcome to FART gym!

SpongeBob: A gym?

Fish: There's the butt crusher and there's the peg!

SpongeBob: Why do you call it the butt crusher?

Fish: Because it crushes your butt

SpongeBob: Oh my...

[shows SpongeBob in the butt crusher]

SpongeBob: I I I'm ready...

Fish: GOOD!LET HER RIP!

[shows a giant weight land on SpongeBob's butt]

SpongeBob: AHHH!!!

Fish: 10...

[shows SpongeBob's belly groaning]

SpongeBob: Oh no...

Fish: 9...

SpongeBob: AHHH!

[shows SpongeBob melt]

Fish: 8...

[shows SpongeBob back to normal]

[shows SpongeBob's nose deflate]

Fish: 7...

[shows SpongeBob breathing heavily]

Fish: 6...

[shows SpongeBob's eyes pop out]

Fish: 5...

[shows SpongeBob's brain system turn off]

Fish: 4...

[shows SpongeBob's turn red]

Fish: 3...

[shows SpongeBob's pant's rip]

Fish: [laughs]2...

[shows SpongeBob's teeth shattering]

Fish: wow! one!

[shows the outside of the building]

[shows loads of poo suddenly splat over the windows]

[shows the fish with poo all over him]

Fish: I hate you!

SpongeBob: So sorry...

Fish: Get yourself washed!I'll take a shower!

SpongeBob: Ok sir...

Fish: My real name is Andy Gainst Farts!

SpongeBob: Ok Mr. Farts...

Fish: I like to be called Against Farts!

[shows SpongeBob and farts at the peg]

Farts: This is the peg!

SpongeBob: Oh no...

[shows SpongeBob walking around with a peg on his bottom]

SpongeBob: It's really hurting Mr. Farts...

Farts: STOP CALLING ME FARTS!

SpongeBob: Ok farts!I mean Trumps I mean Poops!

Farts: SHUT UP!

[shows SpongeBob fart]

Farts: YOU FARTED!

SpongeBob: Sorry!

[shows the peg flying around the room]

Farts: Get down on the floor!

[shows Farts and SpongeBob get down on the floor]

[shows the peg fly out of the window and hit someone in the eye]

Fish: AH MY EYE!

Farts: We need a lot more training!

[a montage starts showing SpongeBob getting better at the butt smasher and the peg]

[shows SpongeBob at a arcade]

SpongeBob: Fart blasters! I love the game!

[shows a game like space invaders but the aliens are farts and the ship is a butt]

SpongeBob: Destroy the farts!

[shows SpongeBob in the goo lagoon toilets]

[shows SpongeBob spray the place with a air freshener]

SpongeBob: Done!

[shows the door fly open]

[shows SpongeBob throw loads of flowers around]

Fred: Not cool man not coo coo cool!

[shows Fred sneeze]

Fred: Oh no!

[shows Fred sneeze into the toilet]

Fred: Help! Help!!

[shows SpongeBob at home]

[shows SpongeBob doing a crossword]

SpongeBob: What is it called when gas comes out of your butt? 4 letter word? Fart!

[shows SpongeBob see a add]

SpongeBob: Speaking of farts Bikini Bottom Fart Contest is back for the last time! No!I love that competition!

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: Mr. Farts won't be bothered!

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: I guess so...BUT I NEED TO GO!

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: Hold onto my butt?! He won't chop off my butt!!!

[shows Mr. Farts in his house]

Mr Farts: Bikini Bottom fart contest?! I HATE THAT CONTEST! WATCH OUT CONTEST MR. FARTS IS COMING! OH GOD I CALLED MYSELF FARTS! IT'S CATCHING!

[shows Perch Perkins at a stadium]

Perch Perkins: What a lovely day at Bikini Bottom Stadium! Our farters are now warming up!

[shows Mr. Farts outside of the stadium]

[shows Nat Peterson at a stand]

Nat: Tickets please...

Farts: No!

Nat: Well you can't go in...

Farts: Oh can I not?!

Nat: Ugh you can't...

Farts: We'll see about that!

Nat: I'm just a ticket guy I can't see anything but the customers

Farts: You're an idiot!

Nat: Nah I'm just a ticket guy...

[shows Farts walking through some dump]

[shows loads of poo in the bags]

Farts: EW! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[shows a guy walking out of the stadium]

Farts: You! Do you want to work with me?!

Guy: Anything but cleaning up poo!

Farts: Open the door to the stadium please...

Guy: And what do I get in repay?

Farts: I'll give you a break!

Guy: How?

Farts: By chopping peoples butts off so they can't fart...

Guy: Chopping butts off?! Chopping butts off?!oh ok...

[shows the Guy let Farts into the stadium]

[shows SpongeBob bump into Patrick at the back of the stadium stage]

SpongeBob: Patrick! You're entering?!

Patrick: Yeah! I always wanted to win a hot air balloon ride!

SpongeBob: Really?

Patrick: Nah but now I do...

SpongeBob: Ok...who are you taking with you?

Patrick: Maybe a ham sandwich...

SpongeBob: Oh...

Patrick: Who are you taking with you?

SpongeBob: Oh just Gary...just Gary...

[shows Bubble Bass walk up to SpongeBob and Patrick]

Patrick: Uh oh see ya SpongeBob gotta warm up...

SpongeBob: Bye Patrick!

[shows Patrick walk off]

Bubble Bass: Do you think you can beat me SquarePants?!

SpongeBob: I don't know...

Bubble Bass: You better get eating SquarePants!

SpongeBob: I can beat you without eating!

Bubble Bass: HA I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

[shows Bubble Bass eat a full cake]

SpongeBob: Did you just?!

Bubble Bass: Yeah! Better see what you can get in the fridge!

[shows Farts walk into a break room]

[shows all the creators and famous people chatting]

David: I put my money on Bubble Bass!

Perch: I like the look of the starfish guy!

David: Wait who are you?!

Farts: Oh no one!

[shows Farts put a gas mask on his self]

David: Are you a creator or reporter?

Farts: Oh I'm no one now can you take the smell of poo?

Perch: What?!

[shows Farts empty a bag of poo into the room]

Perch: OH GROSS!

David: *barf*

[shows everyone in the room faint expect for Farts]

[shows Farts walk up to a door]

Door: {lease scan your fin to confirm your part of the contest...

[shows Farts grab ahold of David's fin]

[shows the door scan David's fin]

[shows the door open]

Door: You now have access to the top of the stadium

Farts: Hahahaha!!!

[shows SpongeBob,Patrick and Bubble Bass and others step onto a stage]

SpongeBob: So many people...

Patrick: I know!

Bubble Bass: Prepare to go down sponge!

[shows a person in a booth at the top of the stadium]

Announcer: Hello and welcome to Bikini Bottoms final fart contest! Let's go over the past years winners!

[shows Farts behind the announcer]

Announcer: Nat Peterson! He is now in the ticket booth! Tom! He he has no butt...

[shows Farts smash the announcer out of the window]

Announcer: AHHHH!!!

[shows the announcer hit the ground and die]

[shows everyone in the crowd try to escape]

[shows all the other contestants run inside the stage]

Bubble Bass: What's going on here?!

SpongeBob: I don't know but let's get into the back of the stage!

Patrick: Yeah!

Bubble Bass: Never! I am winning the hot air balloon ride no matter what!

[shows Farts get out a gun]

Farts: SpongeBob?! THAT'S IT!

SpongeBob: Get down he has a gun!

Patrick: Run inside the stage!

Bubble Bass: Never!

[shows SpongeBob and Patrick run in the stage]

SpongeBob: He's going to shoot you!

[shows Bubble Bass get shot]

Bubble Bass: AHHHH!!!

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Get in now!

[shows Patrick pull SpongeBob into the stage]

[shows all the contestants hiding]

Bill: Were all going to die!

Carthy: YEAH NICE NEWS FLASH!

Mike: Shut up!

SpongeBob: Can we just all calm down?!

[shows everyone go silent]

Bill: Why?!

SpongeBob: I have a plan! Who ate the most?!

Bill:Me!

Carthy: No I did!

Bill: No you didn't!

Carthy: Oh yes I did!

SpongeBob: We need you to sacrifice yourselves!

Bill: Wait what?...

[5 minutes later]

[shows Farts burst into the stage]

Farts: Where is everyone?!

[shows SpongeBob in the hot air balloon]

SpongeBob: Uh oh...Farts?!

Farts: DON'T CALL ME FARTS!

[shows Farts run in the hot air balloon]

Farts: I'm going to stab ya!

[shows SpongeBob jump off the hot air balloon]

SpongeBob: Bye bye...

Farts: You cant get away from me that eas!

[shows the hot air balloon fly into the air]

Farts: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shows the hot air balloon in the sky]

Farts: You'll never destroy me never!

[shows the hot air balloon blow up with poo]

[shows poo splat everywhere]

Farts: AHHHHH!!!!

Bill: Hello there!

Carthy: This should teach you a lesson!

Bill: BYE BYE!

SpongeBob:We did it!

[shows all the contestants come out]

Contestants: WE DID IT!

SpongeBob: Great hiding!

Patrick: We did it!

[shows Tom come in]

Tom: He chopped off my butt and he deserved it!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

[THE END]