Red Flanders: Invasion of The Simpsons

Red Flanders: Invasion of The Simpsons is the sixth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.

Plot
A time of peace has come upon the crib. But has other plans. Will our team of weird, horny, underaged social outcasts oppose their way out of this?

Transcript
[meanwhile at #hubba-bubba at luis_yt's discord crib]

anti-a$ap: yknow what i feel like starting on sbfw

anti-s$ap: lost media spongebob fanon shit

A$AP DND: haha the lost krabs and sandy sex tape

anti-a$ap: the lost patricia and sandy sex tape

A$AP DND: Robot Rock by Daft Punk.

MF DOOM: that would be dope actually, that lost media thing

MF DOOM: robot rock is an awesome song

Rockandloaded23: did someone call me

A$AP DND: explain why there's shit on this chair pls

MF DOOM: i d k

suq madik: how do you do a 4:3 crop?

A$AP DND: did Pluto do this?

suq madik: what? a 4:3 crop? ‘cos i dont know how 2

MF DOOM: @Dr. Pig

MF DOOM: you gonna defend yourself?

suq madik: defend myself from what?

anti-a$ap: he said this morning he had stomach problems

anti-a$ap: but i had to let him go

anti-a$ap: @A$AP DND can u like stop changing other peoples eps on sbf

anti-a$ap: if you have a problem contact the person

ASA₱ MANILA: i have a problem

anti-a$ap: you have a dick and andresbonik doesn’t?

ASA₱ MANILA: no but

ASA₱ MANILA: yeah why not

A$AP DND: i'm just fixing the characters man

suq madik: BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO A 4:3 CROP AND YOU GUYS WONT EVEN HELP ME ONE BIT?! UGH!

anti-a$ap: i know

anti-a$ap: but it violates the policy

anti-a$ap: probably

A$AP DND: anyone can edit tho

anti-a$ap: i know

anti-a$ap: thats the point

anti-a$ap: probably

anti-a$ap: idk

RTheNoob: do you realize i was globalled because of discord crib

ASA₱ MANILA: not our fault you said the word

RTheNoob: you mean?

Fandom has double globalled RTheNoob

rocknloaded23: Hello

rocknloaded23: Im just gonna say this

rocknloaded23: Those arguments yesterday were my fault

rocknloaded23: I had the idea to bring back the 2

rocknloaded23: Sorry

GoTheFuckToSleep: It's fine

GoTheFuckToSleep: But I had another fight today

rocknloaded23: With whom

GoTheFuckToSleep: Jasbre and Gene Scallop

rocknloaded23: oh

>Red Flanders has arrived. Party's over.

Red Flanders: Diddly

rocknloaded23: Whut

GoTheFuckToSleep: Who’s this fool

rocknloaded23: Why is ned flanders here

ASA₱ MANILA: Idk should we perma ban

Red Flanders: Diddly

Red Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos

Red Flanders: Where the diddly is everyone

GoTheFuckToSleep: I don’t diddly know

Red Flanders: Diddly fuck you

GoTheFuckToSleep: ok

Red Flanders: Diddly

Diddly

Diddly

I will fucking end net neutrality

I am a commie

Fuck you

Communism

I work at fcc

TITsumaki: '''Ned Flanders leveled up! LEVEL UP!'''

Red Flanders: Idgaf

Diddly satan

A$AP Rocky: why the ping

GoTheFuckToSleep: what ping

Red Flanders: Diddly

Doodly

Pooo

GoTheFuckToSleep: Giggity giggity

Red Flanders: Didly

Diddly

DiddlyDiddly

Diddly

Diddly

Diddly

Diddily

Fuckily youdily

A$AP Rocky: I love you Bigfoot

GoTheFuckToSleep: gayyyyy

A$AP Rocky: yeet

rocknloaded23: I got 4 pings wtf is happening

A$AP Rocky: bigfoot tryna conceal his idenTITy

rocknloaded23: O shit

GoTheFuckToSleep: TITS

rocknloaded23: Why as ned flanders tho

GoTheFuckToSleep: maybe he's trying to reach level 100 by spamming diddly

suq madik: maybe he wants to do a 4:3 crop

rocknloaded23: O

A$AP ROCKY: or get sum o tat attention

Red Flanders: @A$AP Rocky

@A$AP Rocky

@A$AP Rocky

@GoTheFuckToSleep

@GoTheFuckToSleep

@GoTheFuckToSleep

@rocknloaded23

@rocknloaded23

@rocknloaded23

A$AP ROCKY: lol

caught in the act

Red Flanders: Diddly fuck you

A$AP ROCKY: oooo

got me there

Red Flanders: I will diddly eat you

Im ned FUXCKING flanders

Fucking

Hell

Flanders

Fjsvwvwhd

F

S

F

F

W

G

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Fuck diddly all of you

@everyone

rocknloaded23: why tho

A$AP ROCKY: yu

nono he's good

he's fine he's bigfoot

rocknloaded23: Oh

That bigfoot

@Red Flanders

@Red Flanders

@Red Flanders @Red Flanders @Red Flanders @Red Flanders

Red Flanders: Fuck you

I will eat your soul

I am satan

A$AP DND: @Red Flanders im gonna put a toothpick under your toe nail, and force you to kick a brick wall

Red Flanders: @A$AP DND im gonna gently place a cross into your excretion point

A$AP Rocky: I was just talking about getting a cross out of the agnostic's excretion point

A$AP DND: ha

A$APenis: @Red Flanders what fa-

FANDOM POLICE is here, everybody hide!

FANDOM POLICE: A$APenis, this is not an appropriate topic to be asking about on FANDOM, regardless of your personal opinion. Please stop bringing it up.

A$APenis: i’m sorry

FANDOM POLICE: If it happens again, it’ll be a million years dungeon for you. And not the fun kind. No strippers or anything!

Red Flanders: says the fa-

FANDOM POLICE: HEY! HEY! You cannot say racial slurs on this site! It’s against the TOU! You know what happened to the Life in Bikini Bottom episode, “Purple Bastards”, right?

Red Flanders: Fa-

FANDOM POLICE: STOP IT YOU FUCKING FA- Oh, um… Please do not imitate my foul language.

Red Flanders: eat a cock

FANDOM POLICE: Hmph.

A$AP Rocky: yeah and drink some paper while you're at it

FANDOM POLICE: A$AP Rocky, that is not an appropriate way to be addressing an officer such as myself. I should be going, anyway. Mama’s cooking my favourite! Deep spaghetti!

A$APenis: @Red Flanders eat a lamp

Red Flanders: @A$AP Rocky eat a sock

FANDOM POLICE: I’ll just leave you two… ‘wikians’ to sort this out. On with the show!

Red Flanders: @everyone

@everyone

@everyone

[A$AP DND has kicked Red Flanders]

A$AP DND: there

A$AP Rocky: right, that should be the episode do-

''Red Flanders is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And Red Flanders is all out of gum.''

Red Flanders: This isn’t even my final form

GoTheFuckToSleep: Didn’t know bosses could have three phases

Red Flanders: Rawr

Go to hell

I will end your spinoffs @A$AP DND

Ni-

anti-a$ap: NO N WORDS

A$AP VANILLA: >no n words

A$AP VANILLA: last time i checked no was an n word

ASA₱ MANILA: Welcome, Homer Simpson. We hope you brought pizza.

Homo Simpson: Stupid Flanders!

suq madik: This is fucking hilarious

suq madik: how do you do a 4:3 crop

ASA₱ MANILA: i’m wearing a crop top, trying to bait some instagram users right now

Homo Simpson: D’oh fuck you.

A$AP DND: @Red Flanders you cant do anything right

LOL

Red Flanders: Neither can you.

A$AP DND: oh yeah?

i can read Where’s Spot?

what about you

[A$AP DND has kicked Red Flanders]

Red Flanders has joined the server! It's super effective!

A$AP DND: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Red Flanders: Aaa

AAA

A

A

A

A

GoTheFuckToSleep: and he came back back back back again xD

Red Flanders: dont kick your god

[A$AP DND has banned Red Flanders]

GoTheFuckToSleep: rest in peas

rocknloaded23: rip flanders

A$AP DND: just the way he wanted

FUCK

NED FLANDERS SENT A FRIEND REQUEST

''Welcome, Ned Flanders. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)''

GoTheFuckToSleep: How did he get unbanned

[GoTheFuckToSleep has banned Red Flanders]

rocknloaded23: rip flanders

A$AP Fatrick: thank you

GoTheFuckToSleep: You’re welcome

Big Bart Simpson showed up!

Bart Simpson: eat paint

ASA₱ MANILA: did you know that paint has a lot of health benefi---

AN HOUR AGO IN THE DISCORD CRIB DIRECT MESSAGING SERVER...

Luis: hey, when do we plan on actually writing a line lol

Polar: idk

maybe when we actually know what it's about?

man, we either suck at coming up with ideas

or are really good at procrastinating

SpongeBot678: probably procrastinating

you know me

i cant concentrate on anything other than-

Luis: dora the explorer having sexual relations with diego the explorer?

SpongeBot678: no

IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE FBI...

SpongeBot678: he knows about dora

Diego: how much are you willing to pay me to do the job

SpongeBot678: a human body and a will to write the next discord crib episode

Diego: done

BACK AT THE CRIB

>ASA₱ MANILA has been executed

A$AP VANILLA: oof