Body Switching

Plot
This is a prequel to The Republic of Krusty. SpongeBob and Squidward end up switching bodies!

Transcript
[The scene goes to Plankton holding a Ray in his hands inside of the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: Hahahaha, with this Ray I will be able to get into Krab's Body and finally steal the formula...Whilst he is in my body...

Karen: [Coughs to Gain Plankton's Attention] [Plankton turns around and looks up] Don't you think you should test it first? Before you go up to Krabs and complete your "Fool Proof" plan?

Plankton: Quiet Karen...You give me a head ache...Now, let me think...Hm, maybe I'll need to test it before trying my fool proof plan.

Karen: [Sigh] Ok, whatever...I don't know why I even speak to you...

Plankton: I don't know why I even speak to you...I'm the only one with good ideas around this place. Now, who should be my unlucky victims?

[The scene goes to SpongeBob riding on his unicycle next to Squidward who is driving down the street in his boat]

SpongeBob: So....Then...It turned out it wasn't a rotting burnt patty at all. It was actually huge belly wax from Patrick's big belly button! *Laughs*

Squidward: Haha, that story gets more and more annoying each time you tell it.

[Plankton jumps up some ladders in the Chum Bucket and looks outside from a window and sees SpongeBob and Squidward]

Plankton: Hahahaha, perfect...Ta, ta Karen! I have a plan to succeed!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob parking up his unicycle next to Squidward's Boat. Plankton runs up to them]

Plankton: Hey! Sponge! Down here!

SpongeBob: Huh? Wha-? Oh, hi Plankton.

Plankton: Will you distract the Squid whilst I get out a present I have for you?

SpongeBob: Ok. Hey, Squidward....I'm distracting you.

Squidward: [Stops in front of door] Huh? What now? What did you say? Devastating Me?...What?

Plankton: Eh, close enough. [Pulls out Ray Gun] [Zaps SpongeBob and Squidward with the Ray] Woo! Now let's see if this works!

SpongeBob: Ugh...What happened? What the!?

Squidward (SpongeBob in Body): Hey! Plankton switched our bodies!

SpongeBob (Squidward): Grr....Plankton! You switch us back or else I'll break your antennas!

Plankton: Oh, this is just too brilliant...Alright, I'll switch you back. It was just a test to see if it worked. [Tries to use Ray Gun but it blows up] What the!? Barnacles!

SpongeBob (Squidward): Well, that's just great! Now it's broken! I can't be stuck in this body! It's all Yellow and Spongey and these pants are...STUPID!!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Um...You do know that's me you're talking about...Right?

SpongeBob (Squidward): Yes! I do! Now, what the barnacles are we going to do!?

Squidward (SpongeBob): I think I know a person who can help!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Squidward speaking to Sandy who is standing in front of her tree dome]

Squidward (SpongeBob): And that's how we switched bodies! Now, can you please change us back Sandy?

Sandy: Um...I have Freeze Ray, Sting Ray, Death Ray and Dance Ray but no Body Switching Ray.

Squidward (SpongeBob): Ooo...What does Dance Ray do?

Sandy: It makes you dance. Don't ask why I invented it. I just had some spare time on my hands. Now, I'll try to help. But you're gonna have to stay like this for a few days.

SpongeBob (Squidward): Few days!? I can't be trapped inside of this body for a few days! I need to get out of it now! What kind of scientist are you!?

Sandy: I'm an inventor. Not a scientist. Now, go home and I'll start making the Ray...

[The scene goes to Plankton inside of the Chum Bucket with a bunch of nuts, bolts and electrical wires]

Plankton: Alright, now...Its time to put this baby back together. Mwahahahahahahaha! [Coughs] I really should stop doing that...

[The scene goes to Squidward (SpongeBob) walking up to SpongeBob's Pineapple House and pulling away the welcome mat to grab some keys]

Squidward (SpongeBob): Ah, I'll be out of this body in no time...Anyways, everyone will understand the situation.

Patrick: [Walks around corner and walks up to Squidward (SpongeBob)] Woah, woah, woah! What do you think you're doing!? That's SpongeBob's House! Not yours!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Patrick! It's me, SpongeBob!

Patrick: [Sighs] Excuses, excuses. It's gonna take a lot more to trick me! You know why, because I'm smart! Not dumb! [Bites his Hand] Oh, I already ate that Chocolate Bar.

Squidward (SpongeBob): Patrick, you've gotta believe me! Plankton zapped me and Squidward and now we're stuck in different bodies!

Patrick: Yeah, and I'm...I'm...I'm a Starfish if you're SpongeBob! Which you're not!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Patrick, you are a Starfish...You've always been a Starfish...

Patrick: Look! Who is this about!? Me or you!? Anyways, I know you're just trying to confuse me.

[Squidward (SpongeBob) runs inside of SpongeBob's Pineapple quickly and slams the door shut and then locks it. Patrick runs up to the window and stares through it]

Patrick: I'm watching you TennisBalls!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Phew, I'm glad that's over...Ooh Gary! Wanna play fetch!?

[Gary trails up to Squidward (SpongeBob) and starts to growl and then he shows his teeth]

Squidward (SpongeBob): Gary never acts like this with me...He only acts like this when he meets Squid-....Oh, oh no...

[Gary dives at Squidward (SpongeBob) but misses. Squidward (SpongeBob) then runs out of the houses and runs up to Squidward's house]

Squidward (SpongeBob): Squidward! Squidward! Open up! I'm no longer safe inside of my house!

[SpongeBob (Squidward) opens up the door and looks at Squidward (SpongeBob]

SpongeBob (Squidward): Alright...Come in...You can sleep on the sofa downstairs...But don't throw off my cushions! Or eat crisps on the sofa. Or watch TV!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Alright Squidward! Thanks a lot buddy!

[Squidward (SpongeBob) runs inside of Squidward's House and closes the door behind him]

Patrick: SpongeBob would rather hang out with Squidward now huh? Well, I'll show him by getting a new friend! Gary, wanna be BFF's?

[Gary mutters and then slams the door on Patrick and locks it by himself]

Patrick: Is that a yes? Are you thinking? Gary? GARY!? Is that a no? I'll come back tomorrow. Is that ok for you?

[The scene goes to SpongeBob (Squidward) and Squidward (SpongeBob walking into the Krusty Krab the next day]

Squidward (SpongeBob): Good morning everyone! Are you all having a great day!?

[Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward (SpongeBob) and puts his arm around him.]

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! What's the meaning of this!? You're scaring all of me customers!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Oh, yeah...Squidward....Um...I hate all of you! >:(

Mr. Krabs: Well, that's more like it...Now the customers can eat their food without being freaked out...Now, both of you! Get to your stations!

[Mr. Krabs walks away from Squidward (SpongeBob) and SpongeBob (Squidward)]

SpongeBob (Squidward): What the barnacles was that!? That's not what I say!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Me and Sandy have been making impressions of you for years. What do you think?

SpongeBob (Squidward): I think I hate you....Wait, no...I know that.

[The scene goes to SpongeBob (Squidward) inside of the Krusty Krab kitchen in front of the grill]

SpongeBob (Squidward): Ok, so...How does SpongeBob do this? [Grabs Spat (SpongeBob's Spatula) and flips a burger into the air with it] Alright, that's a good start...

[A Few Moments Later....]

[The scene goes to a bunch of angry customers lining up at the cash register]

Fish: Hey! I want a refund! My Krabby Patty tastes like a boot!

Fish #2: My Krabby Patty looks like a boot and tastes like one!

Fish #3: My Krabby Patty is a boot!

Squidward (SpongeBob): Ok, settle down. Refunds for all of you people!

[Squidward (SpongeBob) throws out a bunch of money from the cash register and everyone starts to grab and catch it]

[Mr. Krabs runs out from his office and looks around the place]

Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON HERE!? WHY IS MONEY FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE!?

[Tom runs up to Mr. Krabs holding a bunch of money in his hands]

Tom: We're getting refunds for our awful tasting Krabby Patties!

Mr. Krabs: Horrible tasting kra-?...WAIT...REFUNDS!? NOOOOOO!!!

[Smacks Tom across the face causing him to drop the money, Mr. Krabs then grabs the money]

Susan (Fish): Grab the money and run!

[All the fish grab a bunch of money and run out of the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: Me customers...Me money...They're gone! [Cries]

[The scene goes to Plankton running out of the Chum Bucket holding up a Ray Gun]

Plankton: Finally! The Body Switcher Ray 2.0 is complete! Now it's time to put my plan into ac-WHAT THE!?

[A Bunch of the Krusty Krab's Customers run out of the Krusty Krab and trample over Plankton]

Plankton: [The Ray Gun is broken] Brilliant, just brilliant...Krabs must be sending out his customers to stop my plans...He's one smart sea creature...But not as smart as me! Mwahahahahahahaaha! [Coughs] Barnacles!

[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs running into the Kitchen and running up to SpongeBob (Squidward)]

Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles happened in here!?

SpongeBob (Squidward): Oh be quiet you cheap crustacean...

Mr. Krabs: Yikes, I see someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

SpongeBob (Squidward): Oh, yeah!? Well, what is the right side of the bed!?

Mr. Krabs: I don't know...Left? That doesn't matter! Go home! Now! I need to track down these customers who have me money!

[The scene goes to Sandy working on a Ray Gun in her Tree inside of her Treedome]

Sandy: And...Just a few more parts that I need...Just one more day...

[The scene goes to SpongeBob (Squidward) walking down a street in Downtown Bikini Bottom]

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob! You're supposed to be in Boating School! Don't be surprised, I didn't want to take you for your latest driving lesson but I'll get fired if I don't. Now, come on!

[The scene goes to Mrs. Puff in a boat with SpongeBob (Squidward) the boat is driving perfectly]

Mrs. Puff: Wow, you haven't got this far in ages. You must be impro-! ARGHHH!!

[SpongeBob (Squidward) misses the Wall and carries on driving]

Mrs. Puff: Woah, that clo-! ARGHHH!! LOOK OUT!!

[SpongeBob (Squidward) dodges an anchor that is sticking out of a rock and then drives through the finish line and parks up]

Mrs. Puff: Wow, you...You...Passed! You actually passed! Well done!

SpongeBob (Squidward): *Sigh* Yeah...Whatever...

Mrs. Puff: I never thought I'd say this but...SpongeBob, here's your official driving license. Go ahead.

[Mrs. Puff gives SpongeBob (Squidward) a SpongeBob SquarePants Driving License. SpongeBob (Squidward) puts in his pocket]

SpongeBob (Squidward): Ok, bye. [Gets out of boat and walks away]

[The scene goes to Squidward (SpongeBob) inside of Squidward's House playing Echo The Dolphin]

Squidward (SpongeBob): Ah, come on! I'm so close to the end of this level! [A Knock is at the door and he answers it] Hello?

Fish in Suit (Gerald): I am Gerald Musics. Are you the Mr. Squidward .Q. Tentacles?

Squidward (SpongeBob): Yes, that's me.

Gerald Musics: Well, then...Let's get down to the business of why I'm here. You sent me a letter to work for me in my music crew. You can play the clarinet. Is that right?

Squidward (SpongeBob): Um...Yes...I'm the best clarinet player ever.

Gerald Musics: Well then...Play the clarinet...

Squidward (SpongeBob): *Gulp* [Picks up Clarinet and plays it perfectly] Is this good?

Gerald Musics: That is some Kelpy G Level of Clarinet Playing right there. Come to the concert hall for practice with the full music crew tomorrow. See you there!

[The scene goes to Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward (SpongeBob) and SpongeBob (Squidward) inside of the Krusty Krab Dining Room]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, and what the barnacles are you doing back here!? I haven't got a single customer all day today because of what happened the other day!

SpongeBob (Squidward): Maybe that's because you haven't changed the Closed sign to Open yet...Barnacle Head.

Mr. Krabs: Why are you both acting so...Strange? Something fishy is going on here and it's not him!

[Mr. Krabs points to Fred (The Fish) who is standing at the entrance of the Krusty Krab]

Fred: Um...I was just wondering if you were going to open today...

Mr. Krabs: Get outta here you pointless secondary character.

Fred: *Sigh* Ok...I knew I was just going to be a secondary character for one of your jokes. But, hey...It's good to be noticed right? [Walks Away]

Patrick: *Cough* *Cough* Excuse me, since SpongeBob no longer wants to be my best friend is hanging out with Squidward I decided to get a new friend.

Squidward (SpongeBob): Wait, what?

Patrick: Yes, that's right big nose. I've got a friend now. So, you can have SpongeBob. Meet Jeffery! [Gets out very poor sock puppet] Hello Patrick! Hello Jeffery! We don't need SpongeBob do we!? No we don't Patrick!

SpongeBob (Squidward): This has been one of the weirdest weeks of my life ever...And that's saying something...

[Plankton runs into the Krusty Krab holding up to Ray guns]

Plankton: Freeze! [Shoots one of the Rays and freezes a barrel chair] Get it? No? No one? Ah, come on! I was thinking of an entrance all day...

Mr. Krabs: *Sigh* It's one of those days isn't it where you show us some flashing light, something goes wrong and then we win in the end...

Plankton: It won't be that simple this time because-...

[Sandy runs inside holding a Ray Gun in her hand]

Sandy: Guys! I've made the Ray! It's time fix everything!

Plankton: What?! Get away Chipmunk! You're ruining my evil plan!

[Sandy and Plankton shoot their guns at the same time and it hits everyone in the Dining Room]

Mr. Krabs (Sandy): Ah, nuts! Plankton! My Ray Gun is broken and you're the only one who can change us back!

Squidward (Plankton): And?...Why would I change you back? Now I have an actual body! Mwahahahahahaha! So long losers!

Sandy (Squidward): Hey! Come back with my body!

[SpongeBob (Mr. Krabs) picks up a table and throws it at Squidward (Plankton) causing him to fall onto the floor]

Squidward (Plankton): Ah, barnacles!

[Plankton's Ray Gun lands into SpongeBob (Mr. Krabs) hands and they change everyone back]

SpongeBob: Ah, what happened?

Sandy: I-I think we're back! It worked! We're all back to normal!

Squidward: You do know you through a table at my body's head? Argh...That hurt...You complete barnacle head of a boss.

Mr. Krabs: Well, now I see what happened. [Puts Claw around SpongeBob] Looks like we can get back to working!

SpongeBob: Yeah! Oh, and Squidward...You need to meet someone today.

Squidward: I'll call it off...In the end, I think I may be destined to carry on working on the Krusty Crap.

Mr. Krab: SQUIDWARDDDD....

[THE END]

[End Credits Scene]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob in the kitchen with a bunch of Mustard on his hands. Setting: Night]

SpongeBob: Time to wipe this off by getting out a wipe from my pocket...[Goes into pocket and pulls out a driving licence] What the? Squidward...I think I may-...

Squidward: Keep it...It'll do you well...You won't have to ride around on that broken, rusty unicycle anymore either.

[The scene goes to Plankton inside of the Chum Bucket holding up a small remote in his hands]

Plankton: Karen! I think I've finally found how to take over Krab's body! Mwahaahhahahahahaha! [Coughs] Oh come on already!