Pilot (SpongeBob and Patrick Transcript)

French Narrator: SpongeBob and Patrick begin to watch their favorite TV show...EVER!

TV Announcer: ...and now, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy!

SpongeBob: I wish we can see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in person.

Patrick: Don't they live at the retirement home?

SpongeBob: Yes, but I mean REALLY see them.

Patrick: You mean like build a giant conchsignal?

SpongeBob: That's a great idea!

Patrick: What is?

SpongeBob: You know, building the giant conchsignal.

Patrick: That's a great idea! Too bad I didn't think about it.

SpongeBob: But you did.

Patrick: Did what?

SpongeBob: Never mind. Hey, where's Gary?

Patrick: Oh, he's with Mr. Krabs, remember?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah.

French Narrator: Meanwhile...

Mr. Krabs: Now, I hate to do this to you, but I'm recruiting you as a secret agent to stop Plankton. Don't let anything I just told you pass to SpongeBob or his friends. Say, you're name is Snaily, right?

Gary: Meow.

Mr. Krabs (points acroos the street) You know where the Chum Bucket is?

(Gary slithers away)

French Narrator: Later, at the Chum Bucket...

Plankton: Gary! Now Krabs is still sending snails? Last year, Mr. Krabs sent Snaily, Squidward's snail, but he failed.

(Plankton points to an imprisioned snail)

Plankton: Today, I'm going to go easy on you with my easiest plot! I'm building a giant ray gun to destroy the Krusty Krab then grab the formula...that could have been...destroyed....Uh say, what's SpongeBob up to today?

French Narrator: Meanwhile....again....