Makin' Friends

Transcript
(PREVIEW)

[Morning. The two wake up]

Squidward: [yawns]...Ahh...It was only a dream

SpongeBob: I CANT WAIT FOR THE TOUR

Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[At the living room. Two SpongeBob clones and One two-headed Patrick clones wait]

SpongeTron L: Welcome to the Future!

Patron #1: I'm PatRon A. Hes PatRon B

SpongeTron L: My other clone is SpongeTron K

Squidward: Which floor are we on?

SpongeTron L: We are on the 363rd floor. I have a nephew who's in the 267th floor. The apartment has a public school.

SpongeTron K: It's 9 AM. We better take them to the Krusty Krabporium.

SpongeTron L: K. I'll ignite my flyboat

SpongeBob: A FLYBOAT?

SpongeTron K: I know...2987 edition...

SpongeTron L: I'll call Sandy Cyborg. She lives 24 floors above us.

[At the garage]

SpongeTron L: Hop On! [gets inside]

[SpongeBob and Squidward get in the car. Outside are Sandy Cyborg and Squidward Teleport]

Squidward Teleport: What did you bring be down for?

PatRon B: We got neighbors who moved in last night

Squidward Teleport: Does that guy on the left inside the car look like me

Sandy Cyborg: It's running late

[PatRon, SpongeTron K, Squidward Teleport, and Sandy Cyborg get in the vehicle]

INSIDE THE CAR WHILE DRIVING

SpongeBob: WHY IS THE CAR GOIN SO FAST?????!!!!!

Squidward Teleport: Hmmm...it's only 13,000 kilometers per hour

[SpongeBob faints]

Squidward Teleport: What the heck...

SpongeBob K: It's not his fault exactly...I stayed up researching the early 2000s and found that typical cars drove only up to 200 kilometers per hour...

Sandy Cyborg: You're kidding, right?

Squidward: I'm afraid not

Sandy Cyborg: Slow down. Lunch is only 495 kilometers away...

AT THE KRUSTY KRABPORIUM

SpongeBob: So, where's China?

Sandy Cyborg: It ended 2897 AD

Squidward: USA?

Sandy Cyborg: 3007 AD

SpongeBob: Canada?

Sandy Cyborg: Still Exists...

Squidward: Tell me about Old Bikini Bottom...

Sandy Cyborg: Old Bikini Bottom was a city founded in 1738 AD

SpongeBob: Do you know....um....Eugene Harold Krabs

Sandy Cyborg: [checking her holographic laptop] Yes. Hes the owner of a restaurant about 500 ft below...

SpongeBob: Can you tell me what happened to him after November 30, 2015 AD

Sandy Cyborg: He just moved in to the restaurant...that's it....

Squidward Teleport: Legend has it that his ghost haunts the restaurant

[SpongeBob and Squidward shiver]

SpongeTron K: That's enough sad-tales! Krabby Patty on the octuple!

Waiter: Him again...