Friend or Fiend?

Friend or Fiend? is a song from the Awkward, Octopus episode Fiendish or Friendish! sung when Squidward is having trouble deciding whether SpongeBob's strange new friend is good or evil.

Characters Singing

 * Squidward
 * Patrick
 * Sandy
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Mrs. Puff
 * Pearl

Lyrics
Squidward: SpongeBob's new friend is acting strange. Is she good or evil or just deranged?

Patrick: I say she's bad, she keeps SpongeBob away from my rock.

Sandy: I agree with Pat. Sponge hasn't visited me today; I'm shocked!

Mr. Krabs: She hasn't shown for work. That fish is drivin' me berserk!

Mrs. Puff: She hasn't been at school. This friend is cruel!

Pearl: I don't care about this friend at all! Hee-hee!

Squidward: That isn't the right way to be-ee!

All except Squidward: Friend or fiend?

Squidward: That friend is not normal!

All except Squidward: Friend or fiend?

Squidward: Her dorsal fin's not dorsal!

All except Squidward: Friend or fiend?

Squidward: I say she's bad.

All except Squidward: Friend or fiend?

Squidward: Or maybe she's mad!

All except Squidward: Friend or fiend?

Squidward: I just can't decide!

All except Squidward: Friend or fiend?

Squidward: Please stop, you guys!