Sleeping Ugly Octopus

Sleeping Ugly Octopus is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward has a strange dream.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * Squilvia
 * Squidward Jr.
 * Lion
 * Tom
 * Elon Musk
 * Some people

Story
Squidward:YES! I BROKE THE RECORD OF MOST TIME WITHOUT SLEEP! I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR A YEAR! NOW I CAN FINALLY SLEEP AFTER A YEAR OF COFFE! *falls asleep and dreams* Where am i?

Lion:I shouldn't have eaten that computer, now i have a moon in my nose......*his neck grows* the eye shall decide whether the hat is mine or not.

Squidward:What the he-AAAAAAAAAAAAAH THERE'S NO GROUND! *falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-WAIT! I'm in a magic carpet! *the magic carpet puts him in a floating island* Oh, what a nice floating island! There are people jumping around, i'll jump around too! *jumps around* AAAAAH WHY AM I IN A CAR

Tom:YOU IDIOT DRIVE

Squidward:AAAAAAAH *crashes, and floats away*

Tom:WHY ON EARTH DID YOU NOT SING THAT TOMATO CHIP YOU MOUNTAIN BOOK! *his heads explodes*

Squidward:I don't understand anything that you are saying, BUT BYE LOSER!!! Ha, ha, ha. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT FLOATING HEAD?!

Floating head:I'm Elon Musk! You have violated the robot rule of not wearing pictures when you are doing pencils! That means you are by the elephant pants banned from the shell mattress!

Squidward:.....what....

Elon Musk:WHYYYYY!!!! *his tongue escapes from his mouth* Blblblblblbllbll *his eyes turn into squares* BLBLLBLBLBLLBLLB

Squidward:Hey i just noticed.......i don't have a shirt!

Fish:HEY LOOK AT THAT GUY! HE'S NAKED! LET'S MAKE HIM JUMP THE DRUNK CRAB OF CHAIR TOWN!

Everyone:YEAH!

Squidward:*is in a rocket* WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?! *his nose dances* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *his head turns into a basket ball* what is the point of writing in an eye if the door isn't true? *wakes up* WHAAAAAAAAAAT-WHAT?! Squilvia? You look so old and ugly! So basically nothing changed. Junior? You look like an adult!

Junior:Cause this is the future! You slept for 41 years!

Squilvia:And now you're gonna die!

Squidward:WHAT?!

Squilvia:We know that because now, if someone is dying, a nose grows in his head!

Squidward:What the-HOLY BARNACLES THERE'S A NOSE IN MY HEAD! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP EARLIER?!

Junior:Because you're a jerk!

Squidward:Shut up! Well, at least you woke me up for my death.

Squilvia:Actually we were getting tired of you snoring.

Squidward:UGH. I HATE YOU.

Junior:Mom, we gotta go!

Squilvia:Oh yeah!

Squidward:Wait, are you just gonna leave me to die alone?!

Squilvia:Yes!

Junior:Ha, ha, ha. *they go*

Squidward:Those ugly pieces of sh-*dies*

Trivia

 * This is the second time Squidward dies in the series. The first was in Squidward's House.