Pilot (Attack of the Show!)

Dr Rabbit: One day on a tuesday morning, the Fench Narrator had finally died today. I'm glad he is kicking the grave tonight FUCK HIM!!!! I hve taken his place inorder to tell people what good people they are when they brsush their teech. Down in the Ocean we see SpongeBob and his friends.

SpongeBob: Good moring people of Bimini Bottome. It's time to smoke weed. (SpongeBobs alem clocks rings realllllly hard and looooouuuuuudddd)

Alem: It's the one and only Snoop Dog........ Smoke Weed EVERYDAY!!!!

SpongeBob: Holy shit i'm getting late for work....

The Door: Who is it?

SpongeBob knocks on it.......

JewBob: Oy vey you know what times it it is.

JewBob was like SpongeBob but only 50 times more jewish.

JewBob: Last week I visted Squidward and tortured him with gay oral sex.... Oy Vey!!!

SpongeBob invited him in and had a breif conversation and then leffft for workk. SpongeBob went to the KKKrusty Krab.

Squidward: I'm sick of working here. JewBob is a psycopath that needs to be put an in oven.

SpongeBob looked at his boss and saw there was something funny going on with Mr. Krabs. Someone had committed jew magic on him in order to turn him into a jew.

Mr. Krabs just had his nose increase 10 fold.

Mr. Krabs: I love money. I really love money. Give me those jew pennies right their SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: NO!!!!!

Mr. Krabs: I am going to kill you for these nickels.

Squidward got a phone call on the phone. It was him.

Moonman: I would like one jewish pizza coming right up with double the jew. I will grant you riches beyond your wildish dreams. Give me the pizza in ONE PEICE!!!

Squidward had no choice put to bake Mr. Krabs into a pizza. Squidward hated working for Mr. Krabs. He constantly found himself to be misable working for the same joint over and over again.

Squidward: It is time for you to Die!!

Mr. Krabs had dodged the bullet only to find the bullet to come back right at him. Mr. Krabs was dead. SpongeBob did not see any of this so Squidward had no choice to hide the fact that he had just killed his own boss.

SpongeBob: Holy shit there is a fire cooking here.

Squidward had just cooked SpongeBob's former boss for good.

Squidward: It was the result of Jew magic. Your friend is dead, but you can still revive your friend. Help me on a journey to find the mysterious caller.

A clue was layed out on the table with a word coded on it..... GREEN........

SpongeBob: I will join you on your quest to revive Mr. Krabs.

Dr. Rabbit: After baking Mr. Krabs into an oven, Squidward has chosen to go on an adventure that is not one without unforeseen consequences. Find out what happens to SpongeBob and Squidward next week on Attack of the Show!