'Murican Plankton

'Murican Plankton is the fourth Even Moar Raw.

Transcript
[DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS MADE WITH 98% ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS]

Plankton was on a public transit bus one day when he noticed a billboard advertising Canadian hockey from the window. “What is this doing here” Plankton said. The teenager sitting next to him responded “It’s an advertisement on Canadian-” and he was then interrupted by Plankton. He angrily exclaimed “TOMORROW IS MEMORIAL DAY!”. The now frightened teenager argued “So…..?”. Plankton responded “Your kind disgusts me! Oh God bring death to liberals! If only the Gun-Free Act was never passed!”, now sobbing. The puzzled teen then questioned “Uh…..by looking at your food stamps and welfare check, why are you cursing the left? Liberals are the ones who keep pushing the government to do that, ya know”. A furiously hot-headed Plankton responded “DAMN YOU TEENAGERS! DIE BRAH!”. By then he noticed that he just missed his destination and jumped out the bus. “Neptune, why must these stupid liberals always question me?” he sobbed looking toward the sky in prayer form.

The Chum Bucket

“Greetings, Plankton!” Karen says. “What have you been doing?”. “Not much.” Plankton says. “Just recently I made a canadian cry.” Karen says “No you didn’t. I know you can’t make someone cry.” Plankton says “Okay, you caught me. I can’t make people cry. So what, I find America to be the best country still!” Karen exclaims “Really? How is this?” Plankton pulls out a huge map and it shows the whole world. “First of all, they have Mc. Donalds, which makes you really fat. Thats always great! Also, they got Walmart, which pay their customers terribly. So that we get low prices! Also, they save us from the terrorists! Here, this movie will show you!” Plankton says.

The Movie Theater

Karen and Plankton go to a movie theater and watch the movie “MURICA BIATCH!”. In the episode, there is a part where the listen to the song ‘MURICA.

After the movie, Karen agrees that America is the best country in the world. The end.

Find lyrics and video here of song (ITS AMAZING): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ILHMkrVF0 (Contains strong language.)