Spelling Bee

Transcript
(Scene cuts to Susie coming home from school)

Susie: "My school is having a Spelling Bee next week!"

Shubie: "That's great, Susie. Why don't I quiz you on the words?"

(Scene cuts to Shubie quizing Susie) Shubie: "Spell oval."

Susie: "O-v-i-l, oval"

Shubie: "No, it's o-v-a-l. Spell watch.

Susie: "Which kind?"

Shubie: "They're both spelled the same, honey."

Susie: "Yeah, I know, but which one?" Shubie sighs and points at her wristwatch.

Susie: "W-a-t-c-h."

Shubie: "Good! Spell motel." Susie: "M-o-t-e-l-l." Shubie: "It's only one 'l' sweetie."

(Scene cuts to Shubie and Nat in the kitchen)

Shubie: "She is not a good speller. I think you should help her."

Nat: "How can I help her, honey? There's nothing we can do."

Shubie: "But if we don't she'll get picked on by the older kids."

Nat: "I got it! I think the last time I was at Harold's, he made a machince that makes people smart."

Shubie: "That's cheating, but we'll have to do it. Desperate times call for desperate measures."

(Scene cuts to Harold's)

Nat: "Harold, we need to use your machine that makes people smart."

Harold: "Why certainly." Harold brings them over to the machine.

Harold: "Here it is." Susie walks into the machine.

French narrator: "Two minutes later."

Susie: "Three times three is nine. five times five is twenty-five. ten times nine hundred is nine thousand. I'm smart!"

Harold: "My work is a success! The affects should wear off in about twelve hours."

(Scene cuts to Shubie quizing Susie)

Shubie: "Spell love." Susie: "L-o-v-e."

Shubie: "Good. Spell work."

Susie: "W-o-r-k."

Shubie: "Excellent!"

(Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom Elementary School)

Mabel: "Billy, your word is hit."

Billy: "H-i-t."

Mabel: "Very good! Tyler, spell geuss."

Tyler: "G-e-u-s."

Mabel: "I'm sorry Tyler, that's incorrect. Susie, your word is wedding."

Susie: "W-e-d-d-i-n-g."

Mabel: "Correct."

(Scene cuts to other kids getting words wrong, but Susie gets them all correct)

Mabel: "The final two contestants are Billy and Susie. Give them a round of applause class." Class starts clapping.

Mabel: "To win the spelling bee you must get two words in a row right after your opponent gets one wrong. If the opponent does not get two in a row right, the other is still in. Billy, your word is fingers."

Billy: "F-i-n-g-e-r-s."

Mabel: "Exellent! Susie, your word is baby."

Susie: "B-a-b-y."

Mabel: Correct. Billy, spell kayak."

Billy: "K-a-y-a-k."

Mabel: "Very good! Susie, spell royal."

Susie: "R-o-y-a-l."

Mabel: "That's right. Billy, your word is nylon"

Billy: "N-i-l-o-n"

Mabel: "I'm very sorry Billy, but that's incorrect. Susie you must get two in a row to win. Your first word is pregnant."

Susie: "P-r-e-g-n-a-n-t."

Mabel: "That's correct, your second word is cucumber."

Susie: "Uh... uh..."

(Scene cuts to her brain) Her brain begins to inflate because the effects of the machine have worn off.

Susie: "Uh... C-u-c-u-m-b-e- uh... r?"

Mabel: "Congrats. You won the Spelling Bee." Mabel hands her the trophy. Billy storms off the stage and the class picks her up and carries her away.

Kids: "Susie! Susie! Susie!"

Mabel: "Time for recess."

Kids: "Recess!?!?" The class drops Susie and runs away.

(Scene ends)