A Commie Beginning

A Commie Beginning is the first episode of Spaceflight Sponge. It was written by Squidnerd.

Synopsis
Four students reach graduation.

Transcript

 * The evening sky looks over Mount Humongous on the evening of 8 June 2278, then focusing on a futuristic-looking Bikini Bottom. The scene then cuts to four people hanging out in a small apartment]’’


 * [Sandra and Squiddy walk away and the camera follows them up the stairs]


 * [A wooden plank shoots up and smacks Sandra’s face, knocking her out unconscious]


 * [The time skips foward to 9:59 PM. Dusty Sponge and Commander Patrick give in to being tired and walk up the stairs, eventually finding Sandra’s body]


 * [The two draw a mustache and go to bed]


 * [Scene cuts to the garage]


 * [The scene cuts to Patrick turning on the radio while driving]


 * ’’[Just then the Cancan melody plays, making Dusty Sponge and Commander Patrick act like nutjobs]


 * ’’[The car goes out of control and speeds through red lights and eventually arriving at the ceremony hall]’’


 * ’’[The four head on to the assigned spacecraft]’’


 * ’’[The ship flies to the ocean surface, then to the edge of the atmosphere, now in full-on outer space]’’


 * ’’[A noise appears at the dark end of the ship]’’


 * ’’[Patrick fires at the miniature comets, but one comet strikes one of the ship’s wings, and Patrick is forced to land at a small orbiting rest stop]’’