Grandchildren?

Grandchildren? is the 18th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired.

It is the 40th episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Gary

Plot
Squidward inherits some grandchildren. Now, he and Sandy are left to raise these grandchildren. But is it suitable for these children to be raised in a retirement home?

Story
[A mysterious man knocks on SpongeBob's room door at the retirement home]

SpongeBob: (answers) Hello!

Man: Are you Squidward Tentacles?

SpongeBob: I wish.

Man: What?

SpongeBob: Nothing. (turns around) Squidward! It's for you!

Squidward: What do you want, SpongeBob!?

Man: Are you Squidward Tentacles?

Squidward: Unfortunately.

Man: What?

Squidward: Nothing.

Man: Anyway, you've inherited these:

[He opens a box, three squid children pop out]

Tall Boy: Hello! I'm Yakko!

Shorter Boy: I'm Wakko!

Little Girl: And I'm Dot!

Together: And we're your new grandchildren!!!!

Squidward: Grandchildren?

Man: Don't shoot the messanger, bro-

Squidward: (shoots him)

Yakko: Tisk, tisk, so violent, Grandpa!

Squidward: I'm not your grandpa! And are you three supposed to be a parody of Animaniacs?

Yakko: Basically.

Wakko: We're squid-versions of the Animaniacs.

Dot: Aren't I cute?

Squidward: NO! And how'd I get stuck with y'all?

Yakko: Well, everyone else in the family tree commited suicide when we moved in with them.

Wakko: You're the last survivor, Grandpa! Aren't you excited!

Squidward: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Dot: (to the audience) He won't last a day.

[Sandy enters the room]

Yakko & Wakko: Hellooooooooooooo, Nurse!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandy: Excuse me?

Squidward: Back off her, fools! That's mah girl!

Yakko: Your girl?

Wakko: That means she's our grandma!

Dot: Hooray!

Squidward: Whaaaaat??????????

Sandy: Aww, they're so cute!

Dot: Told ya I was cute, Grandpa!

Squidward: (becoming furious) You can't stay here!!!!!!!

Yakko: (sniff) Why not?

Squidward: Because, I live in a RETIREMENT HOME!!!!!

Wakko: So?

Dot: We have no where else to stay.

Squidward: Ever heard of an ORPHANAGE????

Yakko: (sniff) You're cold, Grandpa. So cold.

Sandy: (smacks Squidward) You should be ashamed of yourself, Squidward. Treating these children so horribly. They're OUR grandkids, and it's up to us to raise them!

Squidward: But....but....

Sandy: No buts!

Yakko: Hahah! (sticks his tongue out at Squidward)

Squidward: Grrrr....fine, but if they cause an incident, just ONE incident, they're OUT of here!

5 MINUTES LATER

[Charles Dingleberry is walking through the hallway]

Dot: (jumps out in front of him) Helloooooooooooooo, BOY NURSE!!!!!!

Charles: AHHHH!!!!! (dies of a heart attack)

[Scene cuts back to Squidward's room]

Squidward: Okay, they're OUTTA HERE!!!

Dot: But-

Squidward: You killed somebody!

Yakko: Come on, give us another chance...

Squidward: NO! You three are GONE! G-O-N-E, GONE!

Sandy: (hits him on the head with a rolling pin) It's not your choice, it's mine! And I say they're staying!

Squidward: But-

Sandy: No buts!!!!

Squidward: (grunt) Yes, Dear.

[Scene cuts to the living room]

Wakko: (playing video games) Haha, you're pretty good, Plankton!

Plankton: Being an evil genius helps!

[Yakko is hanging from the ceiling fan]

Yakko: Woo-hoo! (lets go, flies across the room] WEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Squidward: Yakko, stop it!

Dot: (approaching Krabs) Hello, Boy Nurse.

Krabs: Heh-heh...... hello?

Dot: You look sexy, Mr. Kabs.

Patrick: DO I LOOK SEXY?????

Dot: …..no.

Patrick: Awww, man.

[Yakko jumps on Squidward's back]

Yakko: Yee-haw, ride 'em, cowboy!

Squidward: (throws Yakko off) ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[He storms over to Sandy]

Squidward: These three “grandchildren” are driving me CRAZY! I can't stand ONE more minute with these lunatics! One of us has got to go! You here me? Either get rid of those kids, or get rid of ME!!!!

[Scene cuts to outside the retirement home]

Squidward: (exits with a suitcase in his hand) Well, she made up her mind. (walks down the street)

Iris-out