Welcome to the Patch, The Pumpkin Patch

Synopsis
SpongeBob and friends explore the Bikini Bottom Pumpkin Patch!

Transcript
(Episode opens with spooky music and SpongeBob, Patrick, Pearl, Sandy, and Squidward and Mindy at the Bikini Bottom Pumpkin Patch)

Pearl: We have to pick out the perfect pumpkins!

Squidward: Well I’m going to choose the biggest one so I can put it on my house!

Patrick: That’s weird as shit but okay!

Squidward: What? It would be funny!

SpongeBob: Just like your clarinet skills?

Mindy: ROASTED!

Squidward: Whatever, let’s go get our pumpkins.

(The group walks over to the pumpkin patch but SpongeBob and Patrick somehow get lost in a corn maze)

Sandy: Wh-where did they end up?

Squidward: No clue.

(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: SpongeBob I’m scared!

SpongeBob: Don’t be scared, there’s nothing to be afraid of!

Patrick: Wh-what’s that?

(A devil fish pops into sight)

Devil Fish: Oh hello there!

(Patrick pulls out a flamethrower and burns him alive)

SpongeBob: OH MY GOD!

Patrick: Not the first time I’ve handled a flamethrower.

(Patrick stares into the souls of the audience)

SpongeBob: Let’s get out of here!

(Cuts to Squidward and Pearl trying to find the perfect pumpkins)

Pearl: Hey, I found one!

(Pearl holds up a square pumpkin)

Squidward: Well it’s a square.

Pearl: Yeah!

Squidward: Square pumpkin? How did you even get that?

(A stand comes into view that says “GMOs”)

Squidward: Ohhh.

Pearl: GMO seemed like a nice guy.

Squidward: Yeah okay.

(Squidward holds up his pumpkin)

Squidward: It’s beautiful!

Pearl: Yeah!

(Sandy and Mindy appear with pumpkins)

Sandy: So are we gonna carve these suckers or what?

Mindy: What about SpongeBob and Patrick?

Squidward: Let’s go get them!

(SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the maze)

Patrick: You will not BELIEVE what we saw back there.

SpongeBob: I thought I saw my grandpa!

Patrick: You did! His ghost!

Squidward: Whatever, we’re going to gut pumpkins soon!

Sandy: I like gutting pumpkins!

SpongeBob: Excuse me what?

Mindy: Hey guys, I got some apple cider!

(Mindy accidentally spills the apple cider on Patrick and his head implodes)

Mindy: Shit so sorry!

Patrick: Hey. It’s okay.

SpongeBob: Okay, I’m gonna go get some hot cocoa with cinnamon.

Squidward: We should start carving these pumpkins soon!

(Episode ends)