Patrick Star: Private Eye

This is another upcoming episode.

Plot:
Patrick becomes a detective but nobody has any mystries to solve.

Characters:

 * SpongeBob
 * Patrick
 * Squidward
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Sandy
 * Pearl
 * Plankton
 * Bikini Bottomites

Transcript:
French Narrator: Ahhh.. the sea.. so fabulous.. so.. *screen pans over to Patrick's rock* dumb? Well, sometimes.

(Inside Patrick's Rock)

TV: GOOD MORNING BIKINI BOTTOM AND IT IS A FABULOUS DAY HERE AND WE HAVE GOT SOME NEWS FOR Y-

Patrick: This show is plain boring. *Throws plate Patrick ate chips on at TV*

Patrick: Aww man.. now the TV is broken! I KNOW! I'll go to SpongeBob's house and watch TV! *Runs to SpongeBob's house*

Patrick: *knocks on door* SpongeBob, you there?

SpongeBob: *opens door* Patrick! Hey buddy!

Patrick: SpongeBob, I need your help on.. watching tv.

SpongeBob: Seriously?

Patrick: Yeah my TV broke.. *frowns*

SpongeBob: Well, my TV broke too. Gary accidentally spilled his water on the cables, now it's ruined.

Patrick: Well, I need help on finding a hobby then!

SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, I have been waiting for you to ask me this for a long time! BE A DETECTIVE! YOU CAN SOLVE MYSTERIES! IT'S FUN, TRY IT!! *Smiles*

Patrick: I've always wanted to be a detective, well I gotta go.

SpongeBob: Wait!

Patrick: Huh?

SpongeBob: Take these detective gadgets, this magnifying glass, and this super cool detective coat.

Patrick: Oooh.. pretty..

SpongeBob: Wear the clothes and use those gadgets!

Patrick: Alright SpongeBob! *goes to house so he can change*

Patrick: *Comes out, looking like a real detective and goes to SpongeBob's house again*

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, how do I look?

SpongeBob: Like a real detective! Now go solve mysteries!

Patrick: *laughs and heads to the city*

SpongeBob: Have fun!

(In the city)

Patrick: It's a Good day in Bikini Bottom, but I saw Plankton steal something...

Plankton: Hey! I'm Not stealing, I'm just walking to the Chum Bucket! Are you out of your mind?

Patrick: No, I'm pretty sure you uh.. st- stoo something.

Plankton: It's STOLE you idiot.

Patrick: Oh yeah, *drools*

Plankton: Agh.. *facepalm*

Patrick: Uh.. anyway I think you stole something..

Plankton: I'm not stealing anything, look! *pulls out bag and pockets and nothing is in there.*

Patrick: Oh, well I better check somewhere else. SOMEBODY must've stole something. I need a Krabby Patty to boost my energy. *walks into Krusty Krab, bravely*

Patrick: *Looks at Squidward with a death stare*

Squidward: Alright imbecile, are you gonna order or just stare at me?

Patrick: I WOULD LIKE... one Krabby Patty please. *smiles with joy*

Squidward: *Sigh* SpongeBob, one heart attack on a bun.

SpongeBob: COMIN' UP IN A JIFFY SQUIDDY!

Squidward: Stop trying to rhyme, you are ruining my appetite.

SpongeBob: Fine, Squidward, but I don't really have an appetite either. *smile*

Squidward: JUST... GET.... THE... FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

SpongeBob: Ok Squidward, geez. *makes Krabby Patty*

SpongeBob: *Comes out the door, bravely* ONE KRABBY PATTY FOR MY BEST FRIEND, IS READY!

Patrick: Oooooh.. *drools*

Squidward: Patrick, you ok?

SpongeBob: He's just standing there drooling..

Patrick: Duuhhhhhhhhhhhh... *drools*

SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick!? Here's your Krabby Patty! *sets on table*

Patrick: ..... YEAAAAAAAAAH! *Eats whole table with Krabby Patty*

Patrick: I feel much better..

Squidward: You gotta pay..

Patrick: I AM A DETECTIVE! I never pay. *breaks open door and leaves*

SpongeBob: *sigh* Mr. Krabs will be so mad... More Coming Soon.