The Phone

Plot
Patrick brings a phone to school. The problem is that he doesn't know how to call. Squidward teaches him.

Transcript
(Patrick typing a message to SpongeBob)

RING!

SpongeBob: Ohh! A text message from......(While looking on the phone saying: Hi SpongeBob. I know how to smile. I bought my Lunch Bunny with me. See Ya! :P) I think he means Lunch Money......(sigh)

Meanwhile......

SpongeBob: Patrick, you know you could have just said that in front my face or called me.

Patrick: Sorry. I don't know how to call people.

SpongeBob: You don't know how to '''CALL!?!?! '''It's very simple...you just......

Squidward: Allow me SquarePants.

SpongeBob: Squidward...........Thank you.

Squidward: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean were best friends. Got it?

SpongeBob: Ok....(Runs away)

Squidward: Ok Patrick. This is very simple. You just press the middle button.

(Patrick press the number 9)

Squidward: '''NO! MIDDLE BUTTON! '''

(Patrick press the red button)

Squidward: MIDDLE BUTTON!!

(Patrick press the green button)

Squidward: '''AHH!!! YOUR SO HOPELESS!!! '''(Walks away very angry)

(Patrick press the middle button)

Patrick: Yay! I did it!! Now to call Sandy and annoy her.

THE END