SBFW, Fanfiction Emporium

SBFW, Fanfiction Emporium is the sixth episode of the series SBFW: After Hours.

Synopsis
A user is caught up in an effort by SBFW admins to lure him away from FSB.

Transcript

 * [The scene cuts to a user who posts fanfiction on FSB weeps after getting no views. A light then appears behind him. The user turns around.]
 * Narrator: Now, look what happened! You have no likes again! Isn't that right?
 * Wikia User: Yeah...[stops weeping]...what do I do?
 * [The scene cuts to a man presenting a website.]
 * Uncle Fanon: Well come on down to the SB Fanfiction Wiki! [Camera zooms inside to see the huge fanfics] I'm so mad about my massive fanfiction inventory that I am slapping prices like crazy!
 * [Scene cuts back to the narration.]
 * Narrator: UNCLE'S ANGRY! [while he is saying this, the captions appear in yellow font. Cuts back to Uncle Fanon]
 * Uncle Fanon: Look at this! Brand new furnished spin-off only for sale on an adoption thread...and I'm angry about it!... [scene goes into his wide-open mouth]...or what about this one, $0.00 ["$0.00" appears covering Uncle Fanon's eyes] template to use for your fanfic potentially garnering hundreds of daily readers! Hey, get those numbers out of my face! ["$0.00" disappears with a knockout sound effect. Scene then cuts to narration]
 * Narrator: He's SEETHING WITH RAGE! [words appear in red colour, with yellow background. Scene cuts back to Uncle Fanon.]
 * Uncle Fanon: So I want moar viewers, and you need 'em too, so I will do all this crap....so come on down to Uncle Fanon's SpongeBob Fan Wikia [knocks to TV screen] a rule-"free" paradise! [does it again. Narration part comes back.]
 * Narrator: Uncle is REAL MAD! ["Uncle is real" goes with a yellow font with a green background, "MAD" appears spinning out in a 3-D style way. Narrator pops up in real life to say following:] Must be twelve years or older to join. [Uncle Fanon comes on]
 * Uncle Fanon: I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE ESTABLISHMENT IS DISMANTLED! YEAAAAAH!
 * [The Beatles pop up along with fireworks, but Uncle Fanon throws a fanfiction paper at John Lennon making the band run away. The fireworks explode.]