One Day/Transcript

(Plankton is walking back and forth along a counter)

Plankton: Well?

Karen: The Analyzer is going as fast as it can to find out anything about DoodleBob. Be patient, Sheldon.

Plankton: Don't call me that!

Karen: What? Sheldon?

Plankton: The last time you called me Sheldon, you were making fun of me in front of my entire family!

Karen: Well... Your entire family isn't here. Why can't I call my husband by his first name?

Plankton: Because...! I'm having a guest over.

(The doorbell rings)

Plankton: And that's what I call "convenient timing."

(Plankton runs in to the kitchen to answer the door. Burger Beard is looming over him)

Plankton: Hello, Beardy.

Burger Beard: Don't call me that.

Plankton: Whatever.

(Plankton leads Burger Beard into the laboratory. He turns to Burger Beard)

Plankton: So, did you bring the sample?

Burger Beard: Of course.

(He holds up a baggie with a tiny mothwing fragment. Plankton greedily snatches it)

Burger Beard: Well?

Plankton: First, I have to know if it's genuine. Karen! is DoodleBob done yet?

Karen: Almost, why?

Plankton: I need to know if this- (he holds up the baggie) -is genuine.

Karen: You don't need an Analyzer to know that that's a baggie.

Plankton: No, fool! It's what's inside the baggie!

Karen: Oh. Well, I can just pause DoodleBob's analyzation for a minute to analyze your... (Karen takes a closer look) ...mothwing?

Plankton: I'll explain later. Anyways, pause DoodleBob's analyzation so I can get this over with.

(The Analyzer stops whirring and the lid opens. DoodleBob is hit with an unseen gas and is knocked out. Burger Beard pulls him out and lies him on the floor temporarily. Plankton opens the baggie, and grabs the mothwing. He throws it into the analyzer. A time card shows up)

French Narrator: Two and a half seconds later...

Karen: I'm getting info from the Analyzer. I'll redirect it to the computer screen.

(An image pops up. It represents the Killer Moth)

Plankton: It was his wing...! I've got you now, Moth...

(Burger Beard clears his throat)

Plankton: Oh, yes. I found your ship shrunk to microscopic size. Care to explain why, again?

Burger Beard: No.

Plankton: Okay... Well, when you get back on the surface you can use it on the ship and yourself. You'll be home free.

(Plankton holds out a seemingly empty bottle. Burger Beard takes it and walks out the door. Plankton Turns back around to look back at the Killer Moth's picture)

Plankton: You can run, but you can't hide, Moth...

(Episode ends)