Rubix Cubes

Rubix Cubes is the 13th episode of season 2 of Basket Sponge.

Plot
Two nerds, Edison and Philbert, move to Bikini Bottom in hopes to become the janitors at the Bulldogs' gym.

Story
Squidward: (twerking to the song 'Anaconda')

LeBron: Are you finished?

Squidward: Sorry.

LeBron: Now, team, we had a humiliating defeat last night.

Patrick: Hey, COUCH! (sits on LeBron)

LeBron: This gets old. Fast.

Lexi: (smacks Patrick on the butt)

Patrick: That turns me on, babe! (walks toward her, grinning)

LeBron: The Barrier Reef Barnacles kicked our butts last night.

Larry: It's all because of SpongeBob! (punches SpongeBob in the gut)

SpongeBob: (vomits all over the floor)

Edison: Don't worry! We got it!

[Two nerds carrying mops approach the vomit]

LeBron: Who are you?

Philbert: Do you remember us?

Edison: We met in Cleveland.

Larry: Oh, yeahh. You're the nerdy security guards I knocked out with a crow bar!

LeBron: You helped Justin capture me!

Edison: Justin is a bad man. We betrayed him, remember? That's the reason your alive.

Philbert: According to our scientistic calculations.

LeBron: What are you doing here.

Edison: In order to make peace with your team, we've traveled to become the janitors here!

LeBron: We don't really need janitors....I mean all we do here is-

Philbert: We'll do it for free!

LeBron: You're hired!

Edison: Awesome! Time to clean up this vomit!

Larry: Thanks, guys. SpongeBob is quite the pig.

SpongeBob: That wasn't my fault!

Plankton: You're disgusting.

Edison: Ahhh! A germ! (scoops up Plankton, throws him away)

Plankton: NOOOOOooooooo.......

Krabs: Hahah! That's where garbage belongs! (trips and sprains his leg) AHHH!!!!

[Larry pulls LeBron outside for a minute]

Larry: You think we can trust these guys?

LeBron: Who care? Free janitors!

Larry: And......?

LeBron: Free labor! You with me, homie?

Larry: Not really. They tried to KILL us!

LeBron: But they saved our lives. I'm sure we can trust them.

Larry: But still!

LeBron: They're the only humans in Bikini Bottom other than myself. Except for mermen....

Larry: If they try anything funny, I still got my crow bar.

Edison: (pops out of nowhere) Let me polish your crow bar for you.

Larry: Wow.....thanks!

Philbert: You look like you could use a foot massage, Coachy!

LeBron: Awesome! You nerds rock!

Edison: We prefer 'techno geeks'. The term 'nerd' is an acronym for Neurotic Extraterrestials Riding Donkeys.

Larry: That's so wrong.

LeBron: Who cares? Foot massage, baby! Get in between the toes, dawg!

Philbert: As you wish, Master/

LeBron: Master? Haha, sweet! I could get used to this!

[The next day, the team is playing a game against the Mayan Mermen]

Edison: (before the game, he gives all the players a back massage) You can do it, team! I have faith in you!

Philbert: (still massaging LeBron's feet) Can I stop now?

LeBron: No.

Edison: You guys need some water bottles! (runs and fills up some water bottles) Here ya go!

SpongeBob: We kinda live underwater, but thanks!

[The game goes succesfully; the Bulldogs win]

Squidward: I've never felt so MOTIVATED!

Krabs: Remember Practice Makes Perfect.....

Squidward: Shuddap!

Edison: Great game!

Philbert: You guys are awesome!

[The next day, at practice]

LeBron: Team, let's work on shooting skills. (swishes a 3-pointer) That's how you do it.

Krabs: (whistles)

SpongeBob: Impressive!

Patrick: Look at Lexi's butt!

Lexi: (blushes)

[Edison and Philbert are polishing windows, talking amongst themselves]

Edison: OMG, I solved a Rubik's Cube in .03 seconds last night.

Philbert: Fun fact, it's spelled “Rubik's Cube” but pronounced “Rubix Cube”.

Edison: Lolz.

Larry: (watching them from a distance) I think they're up to something....

LeBron: Larry! What are you doing? Get your head out of the clouds!

Larry: Edison and Philbert.....I think they're in a conspiracy.....

LeBron: Will you shut up about that?

Larry: Think about it! They're just TOO helpful! And too....perky......and nerdy....

LeBron: Are any of those things a problem? Not really!

Larry: I wanna beat them up....

LeBron: If you beat them up, you're off the team! (walks away)

Larry: Grrrr......I'm gonna prove they're up to something....

''[That night, Larry sneaks out of his house; he tiptoes down to the gym where Edison & Philbert are spending the night. He puts his ear against the door]''

Edison: (on the phone) Yes, Operation Bikini Bottom Kidnap is a go.

Larry: (gasps)

Philbert: (talking into the phone) Yes, we plan to hit LeBron's house at midnight.

Larry: (outside) Oh no! Coach!

Edison: (on the phone) Yes, we promise to have him back to Cleveland by morning. Over and out, Justin.

Larry: JUSTIN? You're still working for that DIP WAD!!!!

Edison: Did you hear something outside?

[They look outside, and Larry is standing outside]

Philbert: He knows too much! Let's get 'em!

Larry: (knocks them both out with a crow bar) Or nah...........I gotta warn Coach!

[Larry runs to LeBron's house, and busts through the window]

LeBron: (dreaming) Oh....Nicki Minaj.....haha.....

Larry: (shaking him) COACH! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

LeBron: (wakes up) AHHH!!!! (hits Larry with a crow bar)

Larry: OW! Where'd you get a crow bar?

LeBron: Larry, get out of my house or I'll call the police!

Larry: Listen! I heard Edison and Philbert talking on the phone.....to JUSTIN!

LeBron: Justin? That dip wad!

Larry: Exactly!

LeBron: What'd they say?

[Justin breaks through the roof in a helicopter]

Justin: (jumps out) Greetings, my friends.

Larry: Grrrrr, you demonic soul!

Justin: Ouch, such harsh words. Haha.

LeBron: (becoming tense)

Justin: I received a phone call my henchmen.

LeBron: I can't believe it.....they were the best janitors ever....

Justin: All good things must come to an end.

Larry: …..

Justin: Just like your LIFE! (points a gun at LeBron and Larry)

Larry: (puts his hands up) Don't shoot!

LeBron: (points a bazooka towards Justin) Surprise, Justin!

Justin: Holy, shi-

LeBron: Drop your gun.

Justin: (drops his pistol)

LeBron: Now get in your helicopter, leave Bikini Bottom, leave the entire ocean. Move to a random country in the Middle East, and never come back or I'll SHOOT YOU!

Justin: (panicking) Now, now, let's-

LeBron: (shoots him in the leg)

Justin: GAHHHH!!! I'm leaving!!!!! (jumps in the helicopter and flies away)

[Edison and Philbert are bit dazed and confused after beings hit with a crow bar by Larry; they waddle slowly towards LeBron's house]

Larry: Aww! Not you two!

LeBron: What should we do with them, Larry? Your call.

Larry: (grins)

[Larry beats them each 10 times in the head with a crow bar]

LeBron: Is that all?

Larry: Nope.

[The next day, LeBron looks at The Krusty Krab menu]

''[The menu reads: Try our all new Nerd Burgers! For a limitted time only!]''

LeBron: (to Larry) …...that's sick.

Larry: (chewing) You gotta try these things. They're delicious!

Krabs: Arg! Arg! Arg! Anything for the money! I wish I knew what was in these things.....

Larry: (giggles)