Spongar Skarpants

Spongar Skarpants was a desert traveler. He was best known as the father of chum. Surprisingly, his chum tastes nothing like Plankton's chum and actually tastes like a Krabby Patty. Plankton is currently looking for his tent to find his secret formula.

Early Life
He was born to Spog and Spara somewhere between 575 to 625 CE. His parents dissapeared at the age of ten. An year later he joined another desert camp in which he met the ancestors of Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Patrick, Sandy, Plankton, and Gary. They had the same attitudes as their current descendants but Desert Squidward was nicer and Desert Krabs and Plankton were friendlier.

Chum
He bought an undersea camel at a small outpost at the age of 23. He and Palaar (Desert Patrick) rode it for five miles every month to fill two kegs of water. When his camel gave birth to seven babies, he wanted to taste it so he cut a baby's leg off. He cut off a piece, molded it into chum, and fixed his leg. The gang all ate the chum and loved it. The gang and the Desert Fish started a settlement which centered on the large lake and the chum.

Later Life
Spongar lived happily in the tent until he died somewhere between 650 to 700 CE. His mummy was found by Sandy in 2004 and his autobiography was translated in 2006. His secret formula is unknown since he forgot to list it for future generations to come.