User blog:PolarTem/SBFW Go! Teaser

"In the new SBFW Go!, get ready for a BIG plan!"

Golf: Simple, we climb up the chimney just like Santa Claus!

Nat: THAT’S our master escape plan?

Golf: Well, do YOU have a better idea?

Nat: No, but-

Golf: I’ll report you to the matron!

Nat: Fine. (whispering to Travis) He has a report fetish…

Travis: Oh.

"And some... GARDENING?"

Jasbre: Good afternoon ol’ chaps, and welcome to Gardening With Jasbre.

Woman: Jasbre? Who the f**k is Jasbre?

Polar: That’s what I said when he was promoted to his first staff position on the wiki.

"And how about some Golf?"

Man: Yeah, he likes causing drama.

Golf: Meanie beanie!

"There really is something for everybody..."

Polar: By the way, I don’t know who designed the show’s logo, but it’s f***ing brilliant.

Jasbre: The black duck himself.

Polar: (confused) You designed it?

Jasbre: Yes.

Polar: Worst f***ing thing I’ve seen in my life.

'''Catch the new SBFW Go! - premiering first on Polo!'''

Nurse 1: Oh, God, it’s another one of those again.