Moon of Mercury

"Moon of Mercury" is a Season 1 episode and the eleventh overall episode of FutureSponge!

Characters

 * SpongeTron SquarePants
 * Patron Star
 * SquidTron Tentacles
 * PlankKill
 * Aliens
 * Pilots
 * TBA

Synopsis
As a continuation of the last episode, PlankKill and Patron acquire powers to handle Mercury - only for them to go down while on the planet. Meanwhile, SpongeTron and SquidTron reach the moon, only to see an unexpected enemy.

Transcript
Deep Voice Futuristic Narrator: Previously, on FutureSponge!... [a short montage of clips from the last episode is shown. The space shuttles are shown, the shuttles are battling, PlankKill and Patron battle the robots, and Patron and PlankKill are abducted.] [shows Patron’s and PlankKill’s view of them being unconscious.]

Patron: Ugh...what happened last night? [sees the Gerrusswede aliens] AHH!

Alien #1: Grüße. (Greetings.)

PlankKill: Hmm...that’s...not English. [speaks to audience] Although most of these aliens don’t speak English.

Alien #2: Мы lade märke till sie парни. Du wurden борющийся en los. (We saw you guys. You were struggling a lot.)

Patron: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?

PlankKill: Hm….I hear some German in there….definitely some Russian.

Alien #1: Sie черт dårar wurden собирается till Quecksilber, верный? (You damn fools were going to Mercury, correct?) PlankKill: I think I have an auto translator of alien languages on my radar watch. [taps, and some technical sounds are heard.] Let’s see...they said ‘You damn fools were going to Mercury, right?’ Um, yes, yes we were, sir.

Alien #2: OK. Aber, после vi gerade изучал din Kräfte, мы lade märke till dass вы inte haben the teknologi nach уцелеть dess Klimata. (Alright. But, after we just studied your powers, we noticed that you don’t have the technology to survive its climates.)

PlankKill: Alright, so, tell us. Do you have anything that will help us survive the heat? [both get hit in the head and get knocked out.]

Alien #2: Хорошо natt. (Good night.) [cuts to SpongeBob floating through space. He gets hit by a satellite.]

SpongeTron: Did I just get scanned? [the satellite fires a laser, which knocks SpongeTron down onto a shuttle, heading towards SquidTron.] Ugh...I just can’t give up. SquidTron needs to be found. [SpongeTron looks ahead to see a bunch of satellites. He grapples on top of them, and uses the energy in them to teleport over to other satellite.] Aw crap, man, this is pretty boss. Now, where’s that octobot?

SquidTron: [from a distance. He is seen asleep, but when he wakes up, he sees the moon not too far away.] Hm….is that the moon? I’m gonna swim through this atmosphere. [he floats through it, to see the moon in the right distance so he can grapple on it.] Ah, yes. I’m on the m-[he sees SpongeTron speeding right at him.] SpongeTr-[they collide] OWWW!!! [SquidTron falls off before he can get another grasp.]

SpongeTron: Oops, sorry, Squid! [climbs up moon rocks, and sees someone. SpongeTron gasps. Cuts back to UFO, where the two are still asleep, as it looks like the aliens are doing surgery. They’re finished, as they inject a waking up potion into their bodies.]

Alien #1: Schau в er. (Look at yourselves.)

Alien #2: Beachten что-нибудь annorlunda? (Notice anything different?)

PlankKill: Well, it’s kinda cold...different than being a plankton robot.

Patron: Quite.

Alien #1: Dies холодно och Mächtig щит och gebaut в modul werden помощь du auf ваш uppdrag. (This cold and powerful shield and built in module will assist you on your mission.)

PlankKill: Alright, thank you. [blasts o Cuts to them landing on Mercury.]

Patron: This planet is almost as hot as I am!

PlankKill: Dude, you’re an ugly ass starfish. Deal with it. [PlankKill walks on it.] Hmm...this isn’t half-bad….we can definitely survive on here! Now, what evidence do we have.

Patron: Hmm….[Patron sprays part of the planet with a spray that removes the chrome from an area of something.] I see something!

PlankKill: What is it?

Patron: [picks up a chrome document] Hm. This is a note. I’ll read it. ‘I’m going through planets and moons to find energy and items that will help me get back to Earth and destroy the stupid dumbshits known as SpongeTron-’ [pauses] WHAT?! This guy said he was gonna destroy me, SpongeTron, and SquidTron! I MUST PROTECT US WITH MY GUT!

PlankKill: Hm. Is there anything else on that? [rises up] Hm, he’s heading to the Moon. That’s where SpongeTron and SquidTron are going! We must save them!

Patron: Um, PlankKill? There’s something in this bag. [PlankKill takes item out of the bag]

PlankKill: Hey, wait a minute...this is a bomb! [holds up to see it counting down from 4. The bomb blows up, showing an explosion. The two are seen unconscious, with their gear off. Cuts to SpongeTron]

SpongeTron: What the hell…[man turns around to show his face - it’s Dr. Zadminix!]

Dr. Zadminix: I’m back, fools! [laughs maniacally.]

SpongeTron: How...how are you still alive?!

Dr. Zadminix: I’m not - my old version died. [shows grave] I am an alien that now has all of Zadminix’s memory and appearance. It’s basically the same thing! Well, that’s because it is the same thing, but eh.

SpongeTron: [laughs nervously] Welp, that’s great, but [stutters] I best be going. [drifts off, bit Zadminix jumps and tackles him, teleporting back to the moon. Zadminix fires a blaster at him, as he gets engraved into the moon. SquidTron is shown.]

SquidTron: AHHH!! [looks over] Wait, what? Is that...no. [hits another moon, but this time, deflects off and gets blasted over the two, as he falls.]

Dr. Zadminix: Hm, I see the scrawny squid is here, too. How about that fatass starfish?

SpongeTron: I...think it’s best if we don’t say.

Dr. Zadminix: Well then. [presses button on remote, revealing the SpongeTron clones coming out of a star.] I have stolen your clones AGAIN!

SpongeTron & SquidTron: Ah, crap.

Dr. Zadminix: With them, I will take this! [reaches into SquidTron’s control pocket, in his pants. It’s revealed to be the Chemical X SquidTron grabbed in “The Final Straw.” He splashes the clones with chemical X, as they turn into mutant, deadly creatures.]

SpongeTron: Really? Again? You’re using our clones? I don’t want this to be a rip-off.

Dr. Zadminix: Well, it won’t be, completely, since I will also make the planets more deadly!

SquidTron: Wouldn’t that affect you, too?

Dr. Zadminix: No. I’m not a robot. [laughs] Now, say goodbye! [opens star latch as a few of the clones come out. They are covered in fire, and are huge.

SpongeTron X: DESTROY!

SpongeTron: Holy crap! That’s X! [runs over] X, you’re so loyal? How the hell could you do this?

Dr. Zadminix: Well, he’s obviously not loyal anymore! [laughs, as he drifts away. But, he hits a rock, and he falls back onto the moon.] Welp, I’m still here.

SquidTron: Alright, Sponge. Snipe them with your robo-vision.

SpongeTron: Roger that. [SpongeTron tries to open his vision, but it’s his normal view.] Um...this is different…

Dr. Zadminix: Oh yeah, that’s right, when you guys hit the moon, your power data came out. I have them. So, until you get them back, which you never will, you won’t be able to use your powers!

SquidTron & SpongeTron: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [the two try to attack the bots, but they get knocked down, as the episode ends.]t with Patron. Cuts to them landing on Mercury.]

Trivia

 * This episode will be a little bit shorter than the average FutureSponge! episode.