The most awesome pilot episode ever!

The most awesome pilot episode ever! is the 1st episode of the 1st season of Adventures of Robert Endermin and SpongeBob

Plot
During a fight against Amy.exe, she sends Robert and Maxwell to Bikini Bottom, they then get help from SpongeBob and Patrick to help them out and beat Amy.exe.

Transcript
[It shows Robert and Maxwell in front of Amy.exe in the HooHoo Hooniversity from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga]

Robert: *Punches Amy.exe*

Maxwell: *kicks Amy.exe*

Both: *grabs and slams her on the ground*

Robert: IT'S OVER, AMY.EXE, GIVE US BACK OUR FUCKING SHINE SPRITE!

Maxwell: YEAH!

Amy.exe: Oh, but I have 2 more tricks up my sleeve! *turns into her Yoshi form and eats Maxwell* :P

Robert: YOU CREEPY-ASS HEDGEHOG WITH A VORE-ASS YOSHI FORM! *kicks her stomach and she spits out Maxwell*

Amy.exe: OW, SHIT! *turns into normal hedgehog form* But I have 1 more trick up my sleeve! *her pupils glow purple and the blood coming out of her eyes turn purple also*

[A pipe comes up]

Maxwell: Pfff, you think we're gonna go in that? We're not retards!

Amy.exe: *throws 2 bacon strips into the pipe*

Robert and Maxwell: BACON! *jumps into pipe*

Amy.exe: So long, retarded Motherfuckers. *pipe goes back into ground*

French narrator: Meanwhile, in Bikini Bottom...

SpongeBob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I dunno, what do you wanna do today?

Spongebob: I dunno, what do y-

[A pipe comes up and Robert and Maxwell pop out of it and the pipe closes]

SpongeBob and Patrick: WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL!?

Robert and Maxwell: Hi!

Maxwell: *takes a bite out of the bacon strip* Awww.... it's plastic!

Spongebob: How did you get here and what's you're name?

Robert: I am Robert, and this is Maxwell. A fight against our arch enemy.

Patrick: Who's your worst enemimi?

Maxwell: It's pronounced "Enemy", and it's Amy.exe.

Spongebob: *gasp* *looks freaked out* The forsaken demon of the landworld!?

Patrick: *looks freaked out also* Some say her Yoshi form can vore you in less than one second!

Robert: She stole our shine sprite, and we need help getting it back.

Spongebob: *shivering in fear* Ok...

Patrick: *shivering in fear* Yeah. Ok...

Maxwell: Ok, then let's go!

Spongebob and Patrick: ...

Maxwell: Hello? HELLO!? *pokes Patrick, turns out SpongeBob and Patrick replaved themselves with cardboard cutouts and the Patrick cutout fell over*

Robert: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

[Spongebob and Patrick are seen quivering in a box by the cutouts]

Robert: *Opens box* Seriously?

Spongebob: FINE! But how do we get to the surface?

Patrick: How about a jet-powered potato?

Maxwell: No, a jet-powered potato is stupid. How about a ROCKET!?

Robert: That's brilliant!

French Narrator: Now time for a Breif Construction Montage.

[Robert is seen hammering a nail into something, camera zooms out and turns out it wad into the ground]

[SpongeBob actually hammers a nail into wood, then Patrick was hammering a nail into the same piece of wood, but he hit it too hard and it broke in half]

[Maxwell was too busy watching porn on RedTube, but the camera didn't show what he was watching]

French narrator: I hope you enjoyed this Brief Construction Montage.

Robert: Finished!

[The camera shows rocket, it sucked ass, and a metal panel fell off of it]

Robert: Ok, SpongeBob, Patrick, take this *gives water tanks, the underwater version of air tanks* If you didn't know, we know your names because we watch your TV show.

[Spongebob and Patrick put on the water tanks and get in the rocket along with Robert and Maxwell]

Robert: Ok,*imitating Mario* LET'SA GO! *turns on rocket and it takes off*

Patrick: WEEEEEEE!!!

French narrator: 10 minutes later...

[The Rocket lands at the Hooniversity]

Robert: We're here!

[Everyone enters the abandoned universary]

[A LASER SNIFFET APPEARS]

[Spongebob gets in his karate gear and punches it]

[A shitload of laser sniffets appears]

Patrick: RUN!!!

[Everyone runs away and the laser sniffets chase them, shooting lasers at them]

Robert: GUYS! LOOK! A DOOR!

[Everyone rushes into it and shuts the door quickly]

Patrick: Shit, this is dark as hell. *lights a match, the fire light shows Amy.exe's face in her Yoshi form* *Patrick screams*

Maxwell: Wha- HOLY SHIT!

Amy.exe: *eats Patrick* Hm... I always wondered what starfish tasted like....

Spongebob: *punches Amy.exe*

Amy.exe: *Not affected* Bitch! *eats him as well**turns into normal hedgehog form* Damn, I'm slow as SHIT!

Robert: SPONGEBOB! Grrrrrr! *punches her*

Maxwell: *kicks her*

Both: *Bitch slaps her* *then uppercut then punches her stomach making her spit out both of them*

All 4: *Punches and knocks out Amy.exe*

Maxwell: *grabs shine sprite* WE DID IT!

Patrick: Guess this means we won't see you anymore...

Robert: Nope, we will cone to Bikini Bottom more ofte-

[A jet-powered potato bursts through the wall and hits Robert, knocking him out]

Patrick: Damnit! Wrong timing!

Credits: Soisoisoisoisoisou

Trivia

 * The episode creates a reference to the SpongeBob Squarepants episode, "A Friendly Game"