Patrick Goes to the Bathroom

Patrick Goes to the Bathroom is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
Patrick: Yum, yum. That Cheese Crunch Bacon Fried Fry Buffet (sponsored by Joe's Eatery) is.. uh.. what's my line?

Producer of Commercial: Ugh, that's the 439'th time you've forgot the line, IT'S YUMMY!

Patrick: It sure was, all 440 of them.

PoC: You only ate 439...

Patrick: I did? Man, these things just disappear!

PoC: Ug, Frank, we need new actors.

Patrick: one second, I have to go to the bathroom.

[In the bathroom]

Patrick: Now, let's see here, WHAT! The bathroom's closed! I thought they were open till' six...

Random Male Fish: That says the pool's closed.

Patrick: They have a pool?

RMF: Yeah.

Patrick: That's all, folks!

RMF: What the heck, this made no sense. Who's the writer of this?

Suds47: Uh, Frank!

Frank: No thanks, I only write for All That.

(What a twist!)