I Want My Unibrow Back

I Want My Unibrow Back
I Want My Unibrow Back is the seventh SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show short.

Plot
Squilliam's unibrow is missing, and he must do whatever it takes to get it back.

Transcript
Setting: Squilliam's House

Squilliam: [Wakes up] Morning already? [Stretches arms, gets out of bed] Is that a breeze I feel? [Walks past mirror, and soon realizes what had appeared on it] What?! [Quickly returns to the mirror] Where's my unibrow?! [Realizes that it was probably Squidward's way of revenge] Squidward. I should have known.

Setting: Outside Squidward's House

Squilliam: [Bangs on Squidward's door] Open up!

Squidward: [Opens door] Squilliam, what do you- [Begins laughing] What happened to you?!

Squilliam: It isn't funny!

Squidward: [Begins laughing even louder]

Squilliam: Listen, Squidward, I know that your the culpret behin this! [Points to where his unibrow used to be]

Squidward: No, but I wish I was!

Squilliam: If it wasn't you then it was... SpongeBob. [Walks over to SpongeBob's house]

Setting: Outside SpongeBob's House

Squilliam:[Bangs on SpongeBob's door]

SpongeBob:''' [Opens door] Squilliam? What happened to you?'''

Squilliam: I don't have time for this! Have you, or have you not seen my unibrow?

SpongeBob: I haven't seen your unibrow, but have you seen Patrick's new hairdo?

Patrick: [Appears on the scene]

Squilliam: [Realizes that Patrick's hairdo is identical to his unibrow] Patrick?! That's mine! [Rips off Patrick's hairdo]

Patrick: Hey?! It took a week to grow that! [Jerks the hairdo out of Squilliam's hand's]

Squilliam: Wait, a second. It only took a week to grow that?

Patrick: Yeah, I just used some hair tonic.

Squilliam: [Grabs Patrick] Patrick, where did you get that hair tonic?!

Patrick: If you want some I have the can right here. [Hands Squilliam the hair tonic]

Squilliam: Yes!

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir. You're going to have to come with me. [Handcuff's Squilliam]

Squilliam: What did I do?

Police Officer: This can of hair tonic was reported stolen from the Bargn' Mart earlier today.

Squilliam: Patrick, where exactly did you say you got this?

Patrick: Oh, some guy in a black van gave it to me for free, as long as I guaranteed him fifty percent of my prize money if I win. [Snickers] What a sucker.

Squilliam: Patrick?! You were willing to give away five-hundred thousand dollars for a can of hair tonic?!

Patrick: That's how much fifty percent is? I thought it was two cents.

Squilliam: Two cents?!

Police Officer: Wait, was the man driving a black van... like that one? [Points to a man loading boxes into the back of a black van]

Patrick: That's him!

Police Officer: Well, in that case. [Takes handcuff's off of Squilliam, and puts them on the conman]

Squilliam: I'm free! [Applies hair tonic]

Patrick: Give me that! [Grabs the hair tonic, and walks over to the conman] The deal's off, and you can take back your hair tonic! [Hands the conman the hair tonic]

Conman: But this can's empty.

Patrick: So?

Conman: Does this mean that I don't get my five hundred thousand dollars if you win?

Patrick: Read my lips. [Grabs a marker, and writes the word "no" on his lips]

Conman: Please! Give me another chance!

Squilliam: Get out of here! [Realizes that his unibrow has grown back] Huh? My unibrow?! It's back!

Patrick: Yeah, that stuff works like a charm.

Police Officer: Watch your head sir. [Places the con man in the back seat of his vehicle]

Squilliam: Wait a minute. If Squidward didn't take my unibrow, and SpongeBob didn't do it then... who did?

Gary: [Exits SpongeBob's house wearing Squilliams unibrow] Meow.

The End

Trivia

 * This short's title is a play on the song "I Want My Mullet Back."