The SpongeBob Channel

The S.P.O.N.G.E.B.O.B channel is a page in which everyone can write their own SpongeBob story.

We Be......
Mr. Krabs: -Hurrry up

SpongeBob: -ok

Squidward: -we are........ we be........... ready to go and ready to wit and seeeeee

--1000000000000 hours later--

Everybody: -can we go home

The Christmas
SpongeBob: -Aaaahhhh, is this not a great morning?...Wait, today is not 25..25 December. It's Christmas!

--later--

SpongeBob: (running to the house of Squidward) Squidward, Squidward!

Squidward: -What?!

SpongeBob: -Today is Christmas...

-Squidward closes door--

SpongeBob: -Christmasss...

SpongeBob: -Patrick, Patrick...

Patrick: -Yes!!

SpongeBob: -It is Christmas!

Both: -Yeeeesssss!

SpongeBob: -Lets make a Christmas tree.

--Later at night--

Both: -I wish you a Merry Christmas ,-I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy today...

Town folk: -What are they doing?

SpongeBob: -We're singing because it is Christmas!

Squidward: -Hahahahahaha...let me take a photo of you!

SpongeBob: (extremely happy) -A photo?

Squidward: -No, a punch, aaahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha...

--all town folk go to home--

SpongeBob:(sad) -Squidward, I agree with your idea, but I wanted to give you something.

--SpongeBob gives Squidward a auto clarinet--

SpongeBob: -In this case I will go home...

Squidward:(crying) -What have I done, I have broke a young heart!!

(gallantry)-No, my mission is to Make SpongeBob happy!

SpongeBob: -Patrick, you do not understand, I do not hate Squidward, I just hate that joke....

Patrick: -'Tis cannot be so worset...

???: Ho-ho-ho, SpongeBob, you are a very good boy and I want to give you a present!

(Note:That ??? is actually Squidward)

SpongeBob: -Santa?

Santa (Squidward as Santa) -Yes I am that, I want to give you something,I will come to you...

(Santa comes to SpongeBob and gives him a present, and after that he goes without saying goodbye)

---At midnight, Patrick goes to SpongeBob--

(Patrick knocks the door of SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: I'm coming, I'm coming...Patrick!!

Patrick: Yes, Can I enter?

SpongeBob: Oh sorry, sure.

Patrick: So what did Santa give to you?

SpongeBob:(opens the present)  It's a clock. (SpongeBob and Patrick look at the back of the clock) And Santa wrote on the back:

Dear SpongeBob,

I wanted to excuse me and I hope you will forgive me, 

Merry Christmas!!

Patrick: Santa wanted so that you got up at the right time.

SpongeBob:(happy) I know, Merry Christmas!...

F.U.N
SpongeBob: -It is a good day like every of them, (SpongeBob hears a annoying noise) wait a bit,Plankton!

Plankton: -Leave me alone or I will..., Leave this...

SpongeBob: -Why are you so sad?

Plankton: -I want win, win but I could not have it...

SpongeBob: -It is not about winning it is about fun!

Plankton: -What is that?

SpongeBob: -Fun is,Fun is...it is like...surelike... What is fun? Fun is,... fun is... let my spell it for you:
 * F is for friends who do stuff together
 * U is for you and me,
 * N is for anywhere and anytime at all
 * Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton:
 * F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
 * U is for uranium...bombs!
 * N is for no survivors,
 * When you--!!

SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!
 * F is for friends who do stuff to--

Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!

SpongeBob: Here, let me help you!
 * F is for friends who do stuff together
 * U is for you and me, Try it!
 * N is for anywhere and any time at all,
 * Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton: Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all tingly inside...should we stop?

SpongeBob: ! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well I like it! LET"S DO IT AGAIN! O K!!!
 * F is for frolic through all the flowers
 * U is for ukulele,
 * N is for nosepicking, sharing gum, and sand-licking
 * Here with my best buddy
 * Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...