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Security: (walks in) uh, brother squidward?

Squidward: WHAT?!

security: the cult members and i-

(Camera pans to face towards the door of the throne room. The initiator is outside the door)

The initiator: hi! (Waves) (Pans back)

Security: -have been noticing you have been getting more and more angrier everyday.

Squidward: PREPOSTEROUS!

(Text appears on the top right that says “fancy word count: 0” and the 0 changes to one. It goes offscreen)

Squidward: IVE ALWAYS HAD THIS TEMPER AND YOU ARE DUMB AND I-

(Doctor Crayons jumps from behind the throne and gives Squidward a pill)

Squidward: i- uh- feel better. (Faces dr c) what was that anyway?

Doctor Crayons: a chill pill.

(A drum rimshot is heard off-screen)

Squidward: (looks at a fish offscreen) thanks, fred.

(Camera moves over to fred at a drumset)

Fred: no prob.

(A trapdoor opens beneath him to the cage and he falls in)

Fred: (while falling) AHHH! (Thud) my leg!

(Cuts back to Squidward)

Squidward: I'm sorry, i guess i have been bored ever since we've ruled the entire sea.

Security: and those feathered freaks haven't attacked us in a while.

The initiator: (offscreen) not exactly, brother squidward.

(He runs in holding a map)

The initiator: there's still one spot you haven't taken over.

Squidward: WHAT?!

initiator: uh, yeah.

Noseward: (walks in) uh, brother squidward, there's a burrito on the floo- (notices security, noseward and Squidward) oh, did i miss something?

Security: wait, initiator, you don't mean…

Initiator: yep, i mean.

Noseward: i'm confused, what does he mean? Someone help me out here.

Squidward: (slams tentacle on throne) IMPOSSI- (rubs hand) ow! I gotta stop doing that.

Initiator: well, uh, let me just show you. (Unrolls a sheet of paper. The picture on the paper isnt shown yet.)

Squidward: oh my neptune…

(Cuts to a zoomed in shot

Security: but- it's not-

(Cuts to a shot of noseward eating the burrito)

Noseward: mmm…

(Cuts back to Squidward)

Squidward: wow…