SPONGEBOB'S SEXY LACROSSE TOURNAMENT

SpongeBob'S SEXY LACROSSE TOURNAMENT is an hour-long SpongeBob SquarePants special event, written and directed by Doctor Bugs. It aired on Nickelodeon on Christmas Day, 2014.

Story
Patrick: SpongeBob!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!! I BOUGHT SOME SEXY PANTS!!!!!

SpongeBob: OHHHHHYEAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: Let's put these puppies on and go play some lacrosse!!!!

5 minutes later

Announcer Fish: Welcome ladies and jellyfish, to Bikini Bottom's 69th Annual Lacrosse Tournament!

Squidward: You're going down, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: We'll see about that!

Announcer Fish: This morning, we have Bikini Bottom's greatest lacrosse team, the Bikini Bottom Barracudas vs Bikini Bottom's worst lacrosse team, the Bikini Bottom Bras!!!!!

Patrick: SpongeBob, why do we suck at lacrosse?

SpongeBob: Because we lack talent, young Padawon.

Patrick: So, then how do we win?

SpongeBob: We cheat.

Patrick: How so?

SpongeBob: We're not called the Bikini Bottom Bras for nothing. Let's throw bras at them!!!!!

So the Bikini Bottom Bras attacked the Bikini Bottom Barracudas by throwing bras at them, and they knocked them unconscious. Sooo nobody really won, it was just kinda awkward.

Trivia

 * This is the one of the first sports SpongeBob has played other than volleyball.
 * This leads up to the series Basket Sponge, where SpongeBob gives up lacrosse and explores basketball.