Endermin for Hire

Endermin for hire is the 2nd episode of the 1st season of Adventures of Robert Endermin and SpongeBob.

Plot
Robert searches for a job so he could make enough money to buy a Nintendo Switch.

Transcript
[Robert is seen playing 1-2 Switch with Maxwell]

Robert: Wow! This is fun!

Maxwell: I know, right!

[Robert wakes up and it was a dream apparently]

Robert: SHIT! NOW I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!

French narrator: 5 minutes later...

Robert: Hey, Maxwell, can I borrow 500 bucks?

Maxwell: Don't have that kind of moola.

French narrator: 5 more minutes later...

Robert: Hey, Spongebob, Can I borrow 500 bucks?

Spongebob: No, get a job, you fucking asshole.

Robert: Ok....

French narrator: 5 more minutes later...

[Robert was looking in the Help Wanted section of the Newspaper]

Robert: Ok, I'll go through this list of jobs and get CASH MOONAY!

[JANITOR]

[Robert is cleaning the bathroom floor with a mop and water gets on him, burning his skin]

Robert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[STRIPPER]

Robert: OH HEEELLLLL NAAWWW! *a pipe comes up, Robert goes down in it and the pipe closes*

[BOUNCER]

[Robert is the bouncer of a club called "Club Shroom"]

Shygal: My name is Shygal

Robert: Sorry, not on th- *looks up and sees how FUCKING HOT she is and blushes* Go on in! *to self* I just wanna POUND dat ass!

Shygal: What'd you say?

Robert: NOTHING, nothing.

[EVIL HENCHMAN]

[Robert was working for Cackeletta and Fawful]

Cackeletta: *points at Mario and Luigi which were tied up* Robert, ACTIVATE THE THWOMP TO ELIMINATE THOSE 2 ASSHOLES!

Robert: *Activates a Thwomp but it was the wrong one*

Cackeletta: NOT THAT ON- *gets crushed by Thwomp*

[OFFICE WORKER]

[Robert was working for Microsoft]

Robert: *throws a paper airplane and it flies into Bill Gate's eye*

[EVIL HENCHMAN AGAIN!]

[Robert is seen standing in front of Amy.exe]

Amy.exe: *creepy sharp-toothed smile*

Robert: AWWW HEEELL NAWWW! *a pipe comes up, Robert goes down in it and the pipe closes*

Amy.exe: FUCK YOU!

[CHUM BUCKET COOK]

[Robert is seen cooking chum, he shows it to Plankton but it was a Mushroom]

[ROBLOX ADMIN]

[A normal Robloxer got onto Roblox]

Robloxer: Ok, time to play Ro- *sees Tix were right by the Robux counter* It's back... TIX ARE BACK! WOOHOO!

[MUSHROOM KINGDOM GUARD]

[Robert is seen playing on his phone not paying attention to Princess Peach getting kidnapped by Bowser and Mario and Luigi were chasing Bowser]

[GAMESTOP CLERK]

Robert: WOOHOO! Just hope spaghetti won't fall put of my pocket and there won't be Penis Inspection Day.

Henry Stickmin: I'd like Assassin's Creed III.

Robert: We only sell games.

Henry Stickmin: I said "Assassin's Creed III."

Robert: I SAID WE ONLY SELL GAMES!

Henry: Pretty sure Assassin's Creed III is a game.

Robert: IMMA FIREN MA LAZOR! *BRAUGHHHH*

[Robert got fired]

Robert: There goes another job...

SpongeBob: *at his Bubble blowing stand* $0.25 to blow a bubble!

Robert: Hey, Spongebob! Can I have a job here?

Spongebob: Sure! We have a job opening!

Robert: Really? What is it?

French narrator: 2 minutes later...

Shygal: My name is Shygal.

Robert: Sorry, not on the list to blow a- *looks up and sees how FUCKING HOT she is again and blushes* Go on ahead!

Credits: Soisoisoisoisoisou

Trivia

 * This episode creates a reference to Shoop da whoop, Shygals, greentext stories bait-and-switches, and the Roblox Machinima "Life of a Vampire