Sketches To Challenge The Viewer

Sketches To Challenge The Viewer is the first episode of The Life and Times of Squidward Tentacles.

Transcript
-Solitude in E-Minor-

Squidward : And now for our first sketch, SpongeBob's schedule.

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SpongeBob: Hmm, Sunday. Time to annoy Squiddy! Hooray!

-a bunch of fish pop out from SpongeBob's calendar-

Fish (in unison) : Hooray!

-Sketch suddenly pauses and another SpongeBob walks on screen-

SpongeBob : Hey, Octoward! You know very well I don't act like that, fishdick.

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-Audience laughing-

Squidward : Time for a sketch break and for some stand-up comedy.

-Squidward stands up and a crewman takes away his chair.-

Squidward : The other day, I was walking to the Krusty Krab, to make a living, of course I wouldn't buy the fucking disgusting food there and SpongeBob was sitting at the table, dick halfway in a kitchen sponge.

-The audience laughs-

Squidward : I wondered why he was sitting at the table doing it, but it turns out that it was Sunday and I actually didn't need to work at all.

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Squidward Tentacles : Hello, Television audience and welcome back to THE FOURTH WALL!

-A wall crumbles in the room while Squidward makes explosion noises-

Squidward : Now it's time to pick a member, Billy, you're up!

-Outside of show universe-

Little Billy : Hehe, that's me!

-Squidward makes explosion noises and the crumbling wall crushes him-

-Technical difficulties-