Sadie's New Staff

Characters
Nat Peterson Shubie Sadie Rechid Sally Mabel Lenny Patty Recid Evelyn Martha Tom Nancy Suzy Fish Frank Tina-Fran Clayton Scooter Harold Fred Woman

Transcript
(Scene cuts to Sadie and Nat working in Sadie's Cookies)

Patty Rechid: "I need twenty brownies."

Nat: "Twenty brownies coming right up!" Nat runs to the back of the store.

Sadie: "Hi Nat. Say, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out to eat with me tonight. I heard that a lot of coworkers do this so they can form a better chemistry with each other at work."

Nat: "I can't talk right now, Sadie. I need twenty brownies right now."

Sadie: "Okay, here you go." Sadie hands Nat a tray full of brownies. Nat grabs the tray and runs back to the front of the store.

Nat: "Here's your brownies Patty." Nat hands her the tray.

Patty: "Thanks!" Patty hands Nat some money and walks away.

Nancy: "Hey! Where's my cake?"

Tina: "And where are the cupcakes I ordered?"

Nat: "I'm sure they'll be ready in a few minutes. I'll just go check." Nat runs to the back of the store.

Sadie: "So Nat, do you want to go to Fancy! with me tonight?"

Nat: "Sorry Sadie I can't talk right now. There are a lot of customers still waiting for their food. Did you make those orders yet?"

Sadie: "What orders?"

Nat: "The orders I gave you a half an hour ago? Ugh, I'll just make them myself." Nat starts making some cupcakes.

Sadie: "Ugh, why isn't Nat listening to me? This place is becoming too busy. I'm gonna need some more employees so they can do all the work while I can spend some quality time with Nat."

(Scene cuts to Sadie's Cookies the next day) Sadie puts a sign that says "Help Wanted" in the front window.

Sadie: "It's going to be so much easier working here with more employees, Nat. Now we'll be able to relax more and spend much more time together."

Nat: "Sounds great! It's been a little too busy in here the past few days."

Sadie: "Yeah it has been. Why don't you interview the people who come in applying for the job today, I'm going to go buy some more batter at the Barg 'N Mart."

Nat: "Okay Sadie, see you later!" Sadie walks out of the store, and Scooter walks in.

Nat: "Hey Scooter, how can I help you?"

Scooter: "I'm here for the job."

Nat: "Okay, do you know how to bake anything?"

Scooter: "No."

Nat: "Well are you comfortable with running the cash register and taking orders?"

Scooter: "No."

Nat: "Well then what are you good at?"

Scooter: "Surfing."

Nat: "Okay, we'll get back to you then." Scooter walks away and Evelyn walks in.

Nat: "Hi Evelyn, what can I do for you today?"

Evelyn: "I'm here to apply for the job."

Nat: "Do you know how to bake anything?"

Evelyn: "Yeah, everything from brownies to chocolate volcano cakes."

Nat: "Great! Can you bake something for me then to show how good of a cook you are?"

Evelyn: "Fine." Evelyn and Nat walk into the back of the store and Evelyn starts baking some cookies.

Evelyn: "They're done!" Evelyn takes the tray out of the oven and Nat takes a cookie and eats it.

Nat: "Not bad! It's just a little burnt but otherwise this is great!"

Evelyn: "A little burnt?! These are perfect! Do you know anything about baking cookies? This place doesn't deserve to have someone like me working here!" Evelyn walks away and Clayton walks in.

Clayton: "I'm here for the job."

Nat: "Can you cook anything?"

Clayton: "Uh... I can cook burgers."

Nat: "Alright, well we'll get back to you then." Clayton walks away and Sally walks into the store.

Nat: "Let me guess, you're here for the job?"

Sally: "Yep!"

Nat: "Do you know how to bake anything?"

Sally: "Are you kidding? My mom taught me how to bake all sorts of deserts! I even made this pie for you." Sally hands Nat a pie and Nat eats a slice of it.

Nat: "This is delicious! You're hired!"

Sally: "Really? Thank you so much!"

Nat: "Yeah, it's too bad Sadie isn't here right now. I wonder what's taking her so long."

(Scene cuts to Sadie getting a tan at the Goo Lagoon)

Sadie: "I can't wait until Nat falls in love with me after he sees my gorgeous tan!"

(Scene cuts to Sadie's Cookies the next day)

Sadie: "Hi Nat! Notice anything more attractive about me today?"

Nat: "Oh hi Sadie. I hired a new employee yesterday!"

Sadie: "Really? Who?"

Nat: "Sally." Sally walks next to Nat.

Sadie: "That's great!" A woman walks into the store.

Sadie: "Why don't you help this customer, Sally? Me and Nat have some important business to talk about right now." Sadie grabs Nat and takes him to the back of the store.

Sally: "Hello, welcome to Sadie's Cookies! How can I help you today?"

Woman: "I need thirty cupcakes for my husband's birthday party tonight."

Sally: "Okay. Sadie! I need thirty cupcakes!"

Sadie: "Why don't you get make them yourself. Me and Nat are doing something very important right now." Sally walks over to the oven and starts baking some cupcakes.

Sadie: "So Nat I was wondering if you wanted to go to Bikini Bottom Stirkers game with me this weekend. I got front row seats!"

Nat: "Sure! Wait, why don't you just take Fred? I know he loves the Strikers."

Sadie: "Uh... Fred's out of town on an important business trip right now so he can't come."

Nat: "Really? I just saw Fred this morning though."

Sadie: "Uh.. well he left about an hour ago."

Sally: "The cupcakes are ready!" Sally takes the cupcakes out of the oven and hands them to the woman.

Woman: "These cupcakes smell amazing!"

Sally: "Thanks." The woman hands her some money.

Woman: "Oh and here's a $50 dollar tip. You know you're so much better than that orange woman. She always so nasty and has such a huge ego. You're much better looking than her too." The woman walks away.

Sadie: "Grrr... Well at least I get to spend more time with Nat."

(Scene cuts to Sadie's Cookies later that day) Sally hands Tom and Martha two pies. Tom takes a bite of his.

Tom: "Yum!" Tom quickly eats his whole pie and starts licking the crumbs off of his plate.

Tom: "That was delicious!" Tom starts kissing his plate and Martha hits him on the head with her plate.

Martha: "You obviously love that pie more than you love me!" Mabel and Lenny walk into the store.

Sally: "Hello, welcome to Sadie's Cookies. How can I help you today?"

Mabel: "We'll have ten cookies please."

Sally: "Ten cookies coming right up!" Sally runs into the back of the store and makes a batch of cookies. Sally pulls a tray out of the oven and walks back to the front of the store.

Sally: "Here you go ma'am." Sally hands Mabel the tray of cookies.

Mabel: "Thanks." Mabel hands Sally some money and takes a bite of one of the cookies.

Mabel: "Great Neptune! These cookies are amazing! Lenny, you have to try these!" Lenny grabs a cookie and takes a bite of it.

Lenny: "These are the greatest cookies I've ever eaten! We have to tell everyone about this!" Lenny and Mabel run out of the store. Sadie and Nat walk out of the back of the store.

Sadie: "Do you want to get something to eat with me, Nat?"

Nat: "Okay. Sally, do you want to come with us?"

Sally: "Sure!" Sadie sighs and she, Nat and Sally walk out of the store.

(Scene cuts to Sadie, Nat and Sally sitting in a restaurant) A waiter walks over to their table.

Waiter: "What can I get for you ma'am?"

Sadie: "I'll have a cheeseburger with fries." The waiter writes down Sadie's order.

Waiter: "Okay. And what would your daughter like?"

Sadie: "Daughter?! We're basically the same age!"

Sally: "I'll have the spaghetti with meatballs."

Nat: "I'll have the spaghetti with meatballs too!"

Waiter: "Okay, I'll come back with your food in just a moment." The waiter walks away.

Sadie: "So Nat-"

Sally: "What are you doing after work today, Nat?"

Nat: "Well I have to go to Susie's baseball game."

Sally: "Oh that sounds like some much fun!"

Nat: "Yeah it is, I love watching her play and Shubie coach."

Sally: "Wow, maybe I should stop by a see a game sometime. It sounds so interesting."

Sadie: "Well too bad you can't because you don't have any kids! Anyway Nat-"

Nat: "You should come tonight Sally, unless you're already doing something."

Sally: "Really? I'm not doing anything tonight so maybe I will!"

Nat: "Great! It'll be great having someone to talk to for once! I can't tell you how boring it was sitting in the bleachers the last game!"

(Scene cuts to a flashback of Sadie talking to Nat for the entire game)

(Flashback ends) Sadie angrily sighs.

Sadie: "I have to go to the bathroom." Sadie gets up and walks into the bathroom.

(Scene cuts to Sadie walking back over to the table from the bathroom) Sally and Nat are sitting closer to each other.

Nat: "Oh my gosh Sally, that's so interesting! I never would have thought of that!"

Sally: "Thanks." Sadie sighs angrily and looks at her watch.

Sadie: "Well we should really get back to work."

Sally: "What? But we haven't even gotten our food yet."

Sadie: "Well then let's just get it to go!"

(Scene cuts to Nat, Sadie and Sally walking back to Sadie's Cookies)

Nat: "What the... I don't think I've ever seen a line that long in front of the store before." Nat, Sadie and Sally start to move through the crowd of people.

Nat: "Excuse us, excuse us." Nat, Sadie and Sally get through the crowd of people and unlock the store. The crowd of people burst into the store and start giving orders.

Sadie: "Calm down, everyone! Make a single file line and I'll be with you shortly."

Evelyn: "We don't want you to make our food! We only want Sally!"

Fred: "Yeah! You stink!"

Sadie: "Fred?! Oh well, now Sally will have to do even more work and I can have Nat all to myself! If you all want Sally then you can have her!" Sadie pushes Sally in front of the desk, grabs Nat and walks into the kitchen.

Nat: "Shouldn't we help Sally with all those orders?"

Sadie: "Nah, I'm sure she has it all under control and they only wanted her to serve them anyway. So Nat, I was wondering if maybe..." Sally bursts into the kitchen.

Sally: "All done!"

Sadie: "What? That can't be possible!" Sadie walks out of the kitchen and sees everyone eating happily.

Sally: "I figured something like that might happen in the future so I made a ton of extras before just in case!"

Nat: "Wow Sally, that's amazing! You're the greatest cook I've ever seen! I'm promoting you to manager!"

Sadie: "What?! But I'm the best cook and we can't have three mangers!"

Sally: "You're right, maybe you should be the janitor Sadie." Nat hands her a mop.

Sadie: "What?! You can't make me a janitor! I'm the co-owner of this store and I refuse to be the janitor!"

Nat: "Sorry Sadie, but it looks like Sally should do all the cooking from now on and I'll be the waiter so we'll need someone to clean up the place."

Sadie: "No! As co-owner I'll be the cook and Sally will be the janitor! I'm obviously a better cook then she is anyway!" Sadie hands Sally the mop and walks over to the front desk.

Sadie: "Welcome to Sadie's Cookies. How may I help you?"

Nancy: "I'll take ten cookies please."

Sadie: "Ok, I'll go make that right now." Sadie walks towards the kitchen.

Nancy: "Oh, can Sally make my order?"

Sadie: "Sally is no longer a cook here and is now the janitor."

Nancy: "Oh then you can cancel my order. I might as well go somewhere else." Nancy and the other people on the line walk out of the store.

Nat: "Wait don't go! Sally can make your orders for you!" Nat grabs Sally and places her at the front desk. Nancy and the rest of the people walk back into the store.

Nat: "Sadie, it looks like Sally's a little busy right now so can you fill in as janitor?"

Sadie: "Why can't you do it?"

Nat: "Because I have to be a waiter right now."

Sadie: "Why can't I be a waiter?"

Nat: "Well you're not exactly the most coordinated when it comes to serving people."

Sadie: "What? I'm very good at serving people! Watch!" Sadie grabs a huge cake and walks over to a table. The cake falls off the plate as Sadie puts it on the table and hits the whale woman in the face.

Sadie: "Whoopsies." The whale woman beats her up.

Sadie: "Give me that mop." Sadie grabs the mop from Nat and begins to mopping the floors near where Nancy and Frank are sitting.

Nancy: "They should really rename this place Sally's Cookies." Frank nods in agreement. Sadie sighs angrily and looks at all the customers happily eating Sally's food. Sadie then sees Nat and Sally talking and laughing with each other at the front desk.

Sadie: "Grr... She thinks that she's a better cook than I am and now she's trying to steal my man! I have to put a stop to this! But how? Oh, I know! I'll sabotage it!" Sadie laughs menacingly and walks over to Mabel and Lenny's table.

Sadie: "Hello, are you two enjoying your pie?"

Mabel: "It's delicious!"

Sadie: "Fantastic! Do you wanna know her special ingredient?" Mabel nods her head and Sadie leans over to her ear.

Sadie(whispers): "She makes them with snail slime." Mabel gags and sees Lenny about to take a bite of his pie.

Mabel: "Lenny no!" Mabel slaps Lenny in the face causing him to drop his pie.

Mabel: "Lets get out of here!" Mabel grabs Lenny and walks out of the store.

Sadie: "Perfect!" Sadie walks over to Evelyn's table.

Sadie: "Those brownies are made with toe fungus."

Evelyn: "That's repulsive!" Evelyn runs out of the store. Sadie walks over to Scooter's table.

Sadie: "That cookie is made with worm poop."

Scooter: "Ok." Scooter continues to eat his cookies.

Sadie: "What? Isn't that disgusting?" Scooter shrugs.

Scooter: "I've probably had worse." Sadie walks over to Harold's table.

Sadie: "Those cupcakes contain toilet water." Harold keeps eating the cupcakes

Sadie: "Don't you find that gross?" Harold shrugs his shoulders.

Harold: "I'm sure a little toilet water is okay for your body." Sadie walks over to Fred's table.

Sadie: "That cake is made with chum." Fred keeps eating the cake.

Fred: "As long as it tastes good I don't care what it's made of."

Sadie: "How is this not working? I guess some people really don't care about how unhealthy their food is. I'm gonna have to try something else. But what? I've got it! Clearly I'm a better cook than she is so I'll just have a pie baking competition to prove I'm the best cook! Then I can easily fire her and get back to spending more time with Nat!" Sadie walks up to the front desk.

Sadie: "Attention customers! Tomorrow Sadie's Cookies will be hosting our first ever pie baking contest! If you would like to enter please show up with your best pie and twenty dollars! Nat will be the judge and to give you some competition, me and Sally will also be in it! Good luck!"

Nat: "What? Since when were we having a pie eating contest?"

Sadie: "I just thought it would be a great and easy way to make more money since we haven't made a lot this week."

Nat: "What are you talking about? Thanks to Sally we've made more money today than we have for the past three weeks."

Sadie: "Well now we can make even more and it could really help attract new customers."

Nat: "Ok I already know who's gonna win it anyway so it'll be easy being the judge."

Sadie: "Great why don't you start setting it up for tomorrow!" Nat walk away.

Sadie: "Sally doesn't stand a chance tomorrow and Nat will be all mine once again!" Sadie laughs evilly.

Sally: "What?"

Sadie: "I mean, um, isn't that pie baking contest gonna be a lot of fun tomorrow?"

(Scene cuts to Sally, Nat and Sally walking into the Sadie's Cookies the next day) Nat opens the door for Sally.

Nat: "I had so much fun at Fancy! with you last night after Susie's game Sally!"

Sally: "Yeah I always love eating at Fancy! but that might've be the most enjoyable time I've ever had there!" Sally walks into the store and Nat closes the door causing Sadie to bump into it.

Sadie: "They went to Fancy! together after the game last night?! I should've been the one there with Nat, not her! I can't wait to see the look on Sally's face when I win this competition!" Sadie opens the door and puts her pie on the table next to Sally's.

Sally: "Good luck in the contest today Sadie!"

Sadie: "Thanks so much Sally! Uh, can you go check if I left the oven on in the back? I'm not sure if I did or not."

Sally: "Sure!" Sally walks over to the kitchen.

Sadie: "Now it's time to switch Sally's pie with one of my specialties..." Sadie throws Sally's pie in the trash and puts a new one on the table.

Sadie: "A pie filled with one of my baby's dirty diapers!" Sally walks back to the table.

Sally: "The oven was turned off but you left the sink back there on so the ground's covered with water."

Sadie: "Oh how silly of me! Thanks so much for helping out!"

Nat: "Ok the pie eating contest will now begin! I will be coming around to the tables and taste each person's pie. The three pies that I think taste the best will be awarded at the end. Good luck to all of you who are participating!" Nat walks over to Martha's pie and takes a bite of it.

Nat: "This pie doesn't have any flavor at all." Nat walks away.

Tom: "I told you you're a terrible cook." Martha hits Tom in the face with her pie. Nat walks over to Nancy's pie and takes a bite of it.

Nat: "Not bad but it's a little bland." Nat walks over to Tina's pie and takes a bite of it.

Nat: "This is good but it's a little over cooked." Nat walks over to Mabel's pie.

Nat: "This is good but there's a little bit of hair in it. Next time you should probably wear a hair net." Nat walks over to Sadie and takes a bit of her pie.

Nat: "Yum! That was a pretty good pie but it was still nothing spectacular like I'm sure your pie will be Sally."

Sadie: "Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that." Nat puts down her pie and takes a sniff of Sally's. Nat gags and takes a bite out of Sally's pie.

Nat: "Sally, I have to say that that pie was..." Nat's eye twitches and he passes out onto the floor.

Sadie: "Nat! Are you okay?" Sadie jumps out of her chair and runs over to Nat.

Sadie: "Speak to me! I can't lose you!" Nat starts murmuring.

Sadie: "What's that? You finally realized how much you love me?" Sadie holds up Nat and leans close to him.

Nat: "DELICIOUS!"

Sadie: "Huh?" Nat jumps off of the ground.

Nat: "Sally that was one of the greatest pies I've ever eaten!"

Sadie: "What?! How is that possible! My baby's diaper is in that pie!"

Nat: "I think it's time to announce the winners." Nat runs over to the middle of the store.

Nat: "Before I give the awards I would like to say thank you to all those who participated today. Some of you are tremendous cooks, others not so much. And now it's time for the awards. Third place goes to... Sadie Rechid!" Nat hands Sadie a ribbon.

Sadie: "What?! Not even second?!"

Nat: "Second place goes to... Sally!"

Sadie and Sally: "What?!" Nat hands Sally a ribbon.

Nat: "And without further ado, you first place winner who clearly made the best pie out of all of you is... Shubie!" Nat hands Shubie the first place trophy.

Sadie: "I should have known he'd pick Shubie! When will anything ever go right for me?" Sadie looks over and sees Nat and Shubie kissing in the middle of the store.

Sadie: "Oh that's right, it never will."

Sally: "That's it! I can't believe that you think that she's a better cook than I am! I quit! I'm going back to being a scientist!" Sally takes out a jet pack and flies out of Sadie's Cookies.

Sadie: "Well at least that takes care of her."

(Scene ends)