No One Cares!

No One Cares! is a PLWTR episode written by Calaz.

Trainscript
[AT THE CHUM BUCKET]

Plankton: Ugh… What has my life become? I’ve been battling that for that secret formula for twenty years!

Karen: Well, maybe you should take a new leaf-

Plankton: NO! I’VE DONE THAT A BAZILLION TIMES AND IT ALWAYS GOES BACK TO THE SECRET FORMULA!!

[Plankton walks over into his kitchen and looks back]

Plankton: Why was i born, Karen?

[Plankton goes to his bed and suddenly starts dreaming about what life would be like without him. In his dream, Plankton is an imaginary ghost that no one can see]

Mr. Krabs: Oh boo hoo, why can’t i have one dollar? JUST ONE DOLLAR?

Plankton: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: (sobbing) Oh why do i have to live like this?

Plankton: Hey… Mr. Krabs is successful… how is this true?

[Plankton looks behind him and sees three Krusty Krab’s already]

Plankton: Oh. This is just a mirror.. and it makes illusions! I should use this for next episode! (hint, hint)

SpongeBob: La la la la la!

Plankton: Ugh, it’s SpongeBob. HEY TWERP! CAN’T YOU SEE IM BUSY HERE LOOKING FOR SECRETS SCENE I’M INVISIBLE AND NO ONE CAN HEAR ME!

SpongeBob: La la la la!

Plankton: Wait.. No One Can- … No One Can Hear Me! >:)

SpongeBob: HEY SPONGEBOB! You are a giant fluff ball made into cramps and-

[24 Hours Later]

Plankton: And That’s Why i hate you. :)

SpongeBob: La la la la!

Plankton: Heheheh, let’s see what else i can do with people…

[we then have a montage of Plankton messing with people everywhere in Bikini Bottom]

[He then wakes up and realises he has a great life and he gets to do what most people can't]

Karen: Maybe i can show what happened if you were never bor-

Plankton: No need, ive already seen what its like not to be born.

[Plankton walks out of the doors and into Bikini Bottom looking proud]

Karen:.. Huh.

[the end]