OMG

OMG is the 6th episode of (pat)Rick Figures.

Transcript
(SpongeBob wakes up.)

SpongeBob: (groans) Oh, my God. (Looks at a bunch of alcohol he sees nearby him.) Uh, oh, my God... (Sees a woman sleeping next to him, who appears to be Sandy.) Oh, my God! (He then notices that her body is cut off when he tries to see her naked by removing the blanket.) OH, MY GOD!

(He wakes up)

SpongeBob: (gasps and then sighs) It was just a dream. (Looks to his left) Huh?

(He notices that Patrick is lying next to him & smoking.)

Patrick: You ready for more, big boy?

SpongeBob: (shrieks & screams)

(SpongeBob wakes up from another dream.)

SpongeBob: (gasps & pants again) Ugh, it was just a dream... within a dream. (sighs) That's 3 levels there, damn.

(He walks into the bathroom. In the mirror, he sees ??? as his reflection.)

SpongeBob: Huh? What? Huh? Oh, man, I need to shave.

(Wakes up from his past dream.)

SpongeBob: This is getting ridic-

(Wakes up.)

SpongeBob: GODDAM-

(Wakes up.)

SpongeBob: SERIOUS-

(Wakes up once again. This time, a strange sound is heard & then, 3 toys appear from the side of his bed, going towards Blue.)

Toy 1: I love you!

Toy 2: Give us hugs!

SpongeBob: Aaah! Demon toys! (Escapes from the bedroom screaming & enters the hall.)

SpongeBob: (thinking) Well, this place seems all right. (The gravity inverts & Blue gets thrown around the walls. Red suddenly appears walking to the bathroom, not affected at all by the room tumbling.) (Outloud) Whoahh, (screams) Patrick, Help!

Patrick: Sorry, dude, I gotta shit! (Goes into the room that Blue just came out of.)

SpongeBob: Give me the kick! (The room soon turns black & he's in space. Red's head appears behind him.)

Patrick: HAHAHAHAH, I'M A PLANET!

(The camera soon focuses on the Auto-Tuned Seabee.)

Auto-tuned seabee: It's just a dream, mothafucka!!! (Soon, Patrick & SpongeBob is at the place where A Seabee or Something took place, but as "pipe cleaner stick figures", shot in live-action)

Patrick: Hahaha, my pubes are everywhere!

SpongeBob: Dude, that's gross. (Patrick & SpongeBob soon appear as a spider & a dick figure, respectively. SpongeBob's trapped in the web & he cries while Patrick the spider's coming closer to him, then, Patrick & SpongeBob are then seen as bacteria, and scream as if in pain, next, it cuts to George Washington, as seen on the $1 bill, but with a yellow, faceless head saying "I'm the president, bitch!", It then cuts to Blue, and a cloud with a beard comes up to him.)

Neptune: SpongeBob... You are the chosen 1.

SpongeBob: Neptune?

Neptune: Now, make me a sandwich... (Thunder crashes) OUT OF BABIES!

(??? wakes up.)

???: (grunts) Ahhh, ohhh... I need-a to quit-a drinking.

Soundtrack
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