Krusty Komrades pt 2: The Death

Krusty Komrades pt 2: The Death  is the 3rd s2 episode of Cult of Squid, and the second part of the Krusty Komrades story arc.

Cast

 * Security
 * Noseward
 * Initiator
 * Doctor Crayons
 * Spongebob
 * Plankton
 * Patrick

Transcript
(Ep begins with a recap of the previous Krusty Komrades episode)

(After the recap, it cuts to a shot of Security and Noseward holding Brother Squidward’s body)

Mr krabs: (laughing offscreen)

Noseward: he can't be dead!

Security: AAAAH PANIC ATTACK!

(kyle from south park is standing next to noseward)

Kyle: oh my god! They killed kenny!

Nosward: who's kenny?

(Cut to Mr Krabs on a rock)

Mr krabs: attack!

(Cut to a shot of the komrades charging towards the 2 cults)

(Cut to Noseward running away)

Noseward: nope! (Dolphin noise) this, I'm out!

(Cut to Security punching komrades)

Security: i could use a little help over here! Sorta getting overwhelmed! (Gets punched) definitely overwhelmed here. (Gets impaled) i didnt need half of my ribs anyway. (Gets hit with a hammer) (slurred speech) dont check my chum bucket donut shake, jamesiferjef… (passes out)

(Cut to Doctor Crayons inside the Lodge by a window, drinking coffee while fighting is going on through the window)

Doctor Crayons: (sips coffee) my, it's a lovely day.

(A cult member slams into the window)

Cult member: (outside) help me!!!

Doctor crayons: yeah yeah, in a minute. (Pulls down blinds)

(Cuts to mr krabs plowing through cult members with another krab as a battering ram)

Mr krabs: (while running and plowing) to the last man standing!

Battering ram Krab: you mean krab?

Mr krabs: (panting) sure, i guess.

Battering ram krab: oh. Well, time for music. (Puts on headphones and mumbles the chorus of “walking on sunshine”)

(Cut to the Feathered Friends at the krusty krab under a table)

Spongebob: this is mega bad!

Plankton: (yelling) YOU THINK?!

Spongebob: SHHHHH! we have to find a way to combat them!

Patrick: but they're way more powerful than us!

Spongebob: that's true.

Plankton: there's no possible way we'll combat the Komrades! We'll get slaughtered!!!!

Spongebob: then we need to think of a plan. Oh! Idea!

Plankton: what is it?

Spongebob: we gather the cult and see if we can work together to make a plan!

Plankton: oh, i thought you actually had a plan.

Spongebob: nah, I'm totally stumped on the plan.

(Cut to Noseward, Security, the initiator and  a majority the cult behind the lodge looking at brother Squidward’s dead body with sad looks)

Security: this is the end of an era.

Noseward: there's only 1 thing i can do now. (Walks behind lodge and comes back dressed as a Krab) obey our new krab leaders.

Security: (slaps Noseward) there has to be a way to get him back!

Doctor Crayons: (inside lodge) actually, there might.

Security: who was that?

(Doctor Crayons falls out of the sky and lands on his feet. He surprises the cult members)

Security: how? And also, how did you get here?

Doctor Crayons: you see, I've been working on a special “revive drink” that revives someone completely, with no memory of their death.

Security: well, where is it?? Also you didn't answer my second questio-

Doctor Crayons: (pulls out beaker filled with a gooey purple liquid) here it is!

Noseward: well use it on him already!

Doctor Crayons: that's… going to be a problem.

Noseward: why?

Doctor Crayons: because it's not exactly… functional. (Pours tiny bit of liquid on a dead jellyfish)

(The jellyfish revives but turns giant and breathes electric fire on noseward and flies off)

Security: cool.

Noseward: for you.

Doctor Crayons: as you can see, it works, but i haven't finished it.

Initiator: what do we need to do to finish it?

Doctor Crayons: well, we-

Mr Krabs: (offscreen) take THIS!

(an explosion and the screams of cult members are heard offscreen)

Doctor: anyways, we'll need a rare seaweed plant that can only be obtained in the dense and terrifying kelp forest.

Initiator: didnt you and Brother Squidward get stranded there a month ago?

Doctor Crayons: yes, we did.

Security: hey, i remember that! Noseward and i had our plane stolen so we got stranded there too!

Doctor Crayons: wait, that was your plane- (clears throat) uh, so who'll go with me?

Initiator: (walks off) no thanks.

(The other cult members except Security and Noseward walk off)

Doctor Crayons: you two! Let's go! (Walks offscreen)

Noseward: uh, ok? (Walks offscreen)

Security: (offscreen) this was YOUR idea

(Cuts to the feathered friends behind a rock watching them go into the forest)

Spongebob: Where are they going?

Plankton: well, there are those two (points to the initiator).

Spongebob: alright, let's do that.

(Above shot of the cult walking towards the forest and tbe feathered friends sneaking to the initiator)

Narrator: will they confront the initiator?(shows a picture of security, noseward, and doctor crayons) Will they be successful in the kelp forest? Will i get fired because i hate my job? Find out next on Cult of Squid!