Patrick's Hip Replacement

Patrick's Hip Replacement is the 15th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired.

It is the 37th episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Gary
 * Dr. Gaylord

Plot
Poor old Patrick needs a hip replacement, but gets an awesome robotic one instead. Unable to control it, it controls HIM. Now he's accidentally destroying Bikini Bottom. Who can stop him?

Story
[SpongeBob and Patrick are at the bowling alley]

SpongeBob: Patrick, we're too old for this!

Patrick: It's senior night, SpongeBob! Heh-heh! Besides, I have insurance....(slips, rolls down the lane and crashes into the bowling pin)

SpongeBob: Strike, Patrick! Good job!

Patrick: Ouch....

At the hospital

Patrick: Thanks for the flowers, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: No problem, Pat.

Patrick: Where's everyone else?

SpongeBob: At the bowling alley. Using the two-hours-of-bowling that YOU paid for.

Patrick: Oh, I see...

''[Dr. Gaylord enters the room]''

'Patrick: Hey, Doctor Gay!

Dr. Gaylord: GAYLORD!!!

Patrick: Hah!

Dr. Gaylord: (sigh) Anyway, everything looks good, except you're gonna need a hip replacement.

Patrick: What's a hip replacement?

SpongeBob: They're gonna replace your hip, dum-dum!

Patrick: Ohhhh.....

Dr. Gaylord: Yep. This should only take 5 minutes.

5 minutes and 1 second later

Patrick: Hah! That took an extra second!

Dr. Gaylord: You fool! That's no ordinary hip replacmenet! I inserted an evil robot into your hip which will control you and take over Bikini Bottom!

Patrick: That's ridiculous.....(he unwillingly stands up, and slams Dr. Gaylord into a wall) Whoa....I did not do that!

Dr. Gaylord: (crushed) Yes.....I told you......

Patrick: (jumps out the window, starts blasting lasers at the citizens) SpongeBob, help me! It's making me do this against my will! Make it stop!!!!

SpongeBob: (to Gaylord) Is there any way to make it stop?

Dr. Gaylord: I installed a self-destruct button for just the occasion. (pulls out his remote, pushes a red button)

[Patrick explodes]

SpongeBob: Yay! Well I guess that's all rapped up, Doc!

Dr. Gaylord: (being placed in handcuffs) Not exactly, kid. Now I'm responsible for the explosion and total destruction of Bikini Bottom. I'll be seein' ya in 50 years.