User blog:JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway/SBFW High (OFFICIAL Episode 2 Promo)

(Shot of SBFW High from a bird’s-eye view. Fumes are spewing out of the chimney, as well as the ground floor. We zoom in to the windows of the school, with the camera quickly speeding into the scene, knocking over Da Nerd and his protest signs, as well as a couple carrot sticks that were in Nerd’s mouth, seemingly stemming from Daniellewiki’s generosity. The window is transparent, hence we can see what is happening clearly: Dan - Philly, not Danielle - Jon, PolarTem and SeemsGood are quietly (yet not subtly) smoking marijuana while listening to music (through their headphones as if not to get caught). We zoom into the characters’ phones to show what they’re listening to. Dan is listening to “Flex Like Ouu” by Lil Pump, Jon is listening to “SMUCKERS” by Tyler, the Creator, Polar is listening to “God is a woman” by Ariana Grande, while SeemsGood is listening to the audio of the movie Die Hard, yet is not watching the video for some inexplicable reason.)

Dan: Yo, where’s Vanessa? She told us she’d be here like 20 minutes ago to get lit. We can’t get lit without the littest kid in the whole building. We can only get dimly-lit.

Jon: For the love of God, stop saying “lit”.

Polar: Well, I heard she got pregnant.

SeemsGood: Holy shit, what? That’s great! Who’s the lucky lad?

Polar: Well, they’re not exactly a lad because they’re not hu--

(Suddenly, a robotic hand breaks through the wall and strangles Polar, cutting her off from replying. It twists her neck and leaves her barely conscious, with a nosebleed.)

Jon: What the hell was that?

Polar: I don’t know, Jon, but what I do know is that the guy Vanessa’s baby is with is named--

'SBFW HIGH'' WILL RETURN THIS SUNDAY. NEW EPISODE, "BIG OOF, PART 1", WRITTEN BY MATCHY & I, WILL PREMIERE OCTOBER 13TH.

FRICKIN FINALLY. '''