BUT IT'S FUN

BUT IT'S FUN is the fifth short of SpongeBob n' Stuff and the second short of season two.

Transcript
(Squidward walks into the Bikini Bottom Coffee Shop and speaks to the cashier)

Squidward: One cup of crippling depression, please. (the cashier hands him the coffee and Squidward gives the cashier the money) Keep the change. (sits down at a table next to Octodad)

Octodad: Hey, what's up, Squidward? You look sadder than usual today.

Squidward: They're back.

Octodad: What's back?

Squidward: The memes.

Octodad: They've been here since episode two, Squid.

Squidward: I mean the Splatoon memes.

Octodad: Episode ten.

Squidward: No, I mean in the real world. (angrily) What does an octopus have to do to get some piece around here? I AM NOT AN INKLING! I AM NOT AN OCTOLING! I AM NOT A SUPER NINTENDO SQUIDWARD!

Octodad: Chillax, Squid. Just drink your coffee. (Squidward takes a sip) Better?

Squidward: Only a little bit. I just wish Nickelodeon didn't sponsor that Splatfest in the first game! Since then, it's been all oh 'is mayonnaise a sub weapon?', 'you like Splatoon, don't you Squidward?', 'who would play Splatoon at 3 Am?', someone even wrote 'Squidward smells good' as graffiti! It's madness! But I shouldn't chit chat about it too much, my shift starts in five minutes. See ya! (leaves)

Octodad: (sigh) Where are the Octodad memes?