Patrick Goes to Pizza Castle

Patrick Goes to Pizza Castle is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star:Back In Action.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into King Neptune's palace and is immediately stopped by guards.)

Patrick: Hey, is this Pizza Castle?

Guard: No, this is the castle of the ruler of the seven seas, the Great Almighty King Neptune!

Patrick: Close enough. Can I get a double olive

Guard: WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA HERE!

(Neptune, who is sleeping on his throne, immediately wakes up.)

Neptune: What is this I hear about pizza?

Guard: Nothing, sir. Just an idiotic starfish who will now be on his way.

Patrick: Not without my double olive, sausage, ham, and pineapple pizza!

Neptune: Get the man his pizza so I can go back to sleep!

(The guard sighs and takes a shellphone out of his pocket.)

Guard: (dials a number) Hello? Do you guys sell pizza?

Squidward: (on the other end) No, and we never will again.

(What a twist!)