I Married Sandy

I Married Sandy is the second episode of The SquarePants Family but made a big difference to the series as it meant that it wouldn't be just SpongeBob and his parents at the house but Sandy too.

Transcript
TV Announcer: We now return to Bottom Water Life

SpongeBob: Oh boy I love this episode

Joe: Hello Sandra

Sandra: Wanna Marry Joe?

TV Announcer: The following scenes may make *sniff* people cry

Father SquarePants turns off tv

SpongeBob: Hey that was getting good

Father SquarePants: This episode makes your mom cry

Mother SquarePants: I wish you never did that fake wedding

SpongeBob: Sometimes I wish we actually had a propper wedding

Sandy appears out of nowhere with a teleporter

Sandy: Do you really wish that?

SpongeBob: Yes?

Mother SquarePants: Can we actually have something on the TV

Sandy: Well there is news on KTV

Mother SquarePants: Great thanks Future SpongeBob's wife

SpongeBob: Mom!

TV Host: Now an automatic dialer has been driving Bikini Bottom crazy

Phone rings

SpongeBob: Hello SquarePants residence

Guy on the phone: Greetings do you want to be happy for life you have the power send *Beeeeep*

SpongeBob: Hello? Yello?

Sandy: Oh that's just a scam call probably the one that the guy on tv was talking about

TV Host: Next it seems like the auto dialer has been destroyed by a team of Police Fish next on KTV, It's time for Crime Scene Team Fish or CSTF for short

Sandy: What's with the knock-off of CSI

SpongeBob: CSI?

Sandy: Well in texas we have a tv show called CSI which is Crime Scene Investigation

SpongeBob: Oh OK

Sandy: So when are we gettin' married

SpongeBob: Well the Krusty Krab is free for the night why not we have it there with good ol' Mr. Krabs as our best man

Sandy: Good idea now can we turn CSTF off it is offending me

Cuts to scene with SpongeBob and Sandy sitting on the couch

TV Announcer: We now go to The Big Bang Sea

Sandy: Oh what next Buddies instead of Friends?

TV Announcer: And after this it is time for Buddies

Sandy: Spoke too soon

SpongeBob: Oh come on every sitcom on BBNBC is good

Sandy: Another Knock-Off Bikini Bottom know a lot about America I mean in Texas we have NBC

Father SquarePants comes in blowing bubbles from his pipe

Father SquarePants: Well tommorow is your wedding day

Sandy: Don't we need dates first

Father SquarePants: Well we used too but not anymore anyway we will be there too

Sandy: I never knew the differences between Texas and Bikini Bottom

SpongeBob: Oh well we can still marry

Cuts to scene with Mother SquarePants(Putting on lipstick) and Father SquarePants(Still blowing bubbles with his pipe)

Father SquarePants: Why are you putting on lipstick

Mother SquarePants: Why are you blowing bubbles

Father SquarePants throws his pipe out the window

Father SquarePants: What are you talking about

Laugh track comes from The Big Bang Sea

SpongeBob and Sandy start laughing

The Next Day time card shows up

SpongeBob: Well today's the day Sandy

Sandy: Aren't I ready

Mother SquarePants: Are you ready

Father SquarePants: I'm ready I'm ready

SpongeBob: I heard that catchphrase theif

Scene cuts to Krusty Krab

Father SquarePants: Look at this

Mother SquarePants: I am looking [Starts texting]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob do you take Sandy as your new wife

SpongeBob: Of course

Mr. Krabs: Sandy do you take SpongeBob as your Husband

Sandy: Yeahhhhh

Mr. Krabs: You may kiss the bride

SpongeBob and Sandy kiss

Mother SquarePants starts crying

Father SquarePants gets out a pipe

Mother SquarePants: Isn't this cute

Father SquarePants puts his pipe in his pocket

Father SquarePants: What?

The End