SpongeBob's in Love

Characters

 * SpongeBob
 * Sarah
 * Don the Whale
 * Squidward
 * Patrick
 * Chloe Hagerson
 * Nicole Fishnate
 * Robert Fishnate
 * Samantha Fishnate
 * Dean Hagerson
 * Kevin Hagerson

Transcript
Sarah: "It's so hot. I think I'm gonna get some ice cream over there. Will you take these groceries to the car, dear?" Don nods.

SpongeBob is taking out the trash when he sees Sarah. SpongeBob: "Oh my gosh! I think I'm in love!"

Patrick appears out of the dumpster. Patrick: "Really? With who?"

SpongeBob: "Herrr..."

Patrick: "Well why don't you take to her?"

SpongeBob: "Great idea!" SpongeBob runs over to the ice cream stand.

Sarah: "One scoop of cookies and cream please."

Chloe: "Here you go ma'am." Chloe give Sarah the ice cream.

Sarah: "Thanks."

SpongeBob: "Uh, hiiiiii....."

Sarah: "Oh, isn't he cute? Is he yours?"

Chloe: "Why, no. He's not mine."

SpongeBob: "Hiiiii..."

Chloe looks at her watch. Chloe: "Are you going to just stand around or buy something? Next!"

Sarah walks away. Patrick: So how'd it go?"

SpongeBob: "All, I said was hi, and then she left."

Patrick: "Oh, it's okay, buddy. You can try again tonight. Say, who's that guy she's with?"

SpongeBob: "That must be her brother. Wow! He's ripped!" SpongeBob walks back into the Krusty Krab.

(Scene cuts to that night in SpongeBob's house)

Patrick: "I see her now! So chocolatety and delicious."

SpongeBob: "Isn't that a chocolate cake?"

Patrick: "Oh, yeah. Sorry. I see her she's at a birthday party. Her brother's there too."

SpongeBob: "It must be his kid's birthday. But party or no party, I'm still gonna get that date!"

Patrick: "That's the spirit!"

SpongeBob runs to the party. Sarah: "Why hello, little fella. Nicole, is this your son?"

Nicole: "No, this is my son, Robert." Robert waves hello.

Sarah: "Oh, than where's your parents, little guy?"

SpongeBob: "Uh, they're not here."

Sarah: "Sorry, but you cann't come to the party if your not accompanied by a parent." Sarah holds up a waiver that says the same thing. SpongeBob leaves.

(Scene cuts to Chloe Hagerson bringing Dean and Kevin Hagerson to the party)

Sarah: "Oh, wow Chloe, congrats! I didn't know you were expecting."

Chloe: "What are you talking about? I'm not pregnant."

Sarah: "Then what's going on with your stomach?"

Chloe: "Oh, it must be this stupid new jacket!" Chloe pushes on her expanded stomach. SpongeBob falls out.

Sarah: "Nice try, but you must be with an adult to enter the party." SpongeBob leaves.

SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the party. Patrick: "Hello. I heard there was a birthday party here, and that my son was invited."

Sarah: "Yes, the party is right this way." SpongeBob and Patrick walk into the party.

Sarah looks at her watch. Sarah: "Okay, everyone, it's time to go. Thanks for coming!" All the guests leave and SpongeBob gets angry.

(Scene cuts to Sarah working at the Peterson Bank)