Dare Force

Date Force is the eighth episode of the fourth season of Basket Sponge. This episode is the 68th episode overall.

Plot
While on the way to their first tournament, the team dares each other to death defying things, and it almost brings the plane down!

Transcript
[The episode begins with the team in a van with Kobe driving them]

SpongeBob: So where are we going again?

Squidward: To the tournament! I’ve been telling you this for the past 2 hours!

SpongeBob: Oh yeah, we’re back in the game!

[Fake Basket Sponge intro with beatboxing by SpongeBob starts, then is abruptly ended]

Patrick: Basket Sponge is a horrible name, StarBall or, Basket Squid sounds much better.

Squidward: eh, I agree with one of those names

Patrick: Yeah StarBall is the better one

[Squidward stutters]

SpongeBob: At least we don’t have to deal with any ‘blue balls’ again. Did you know...

Kobe: Could you guys keep it down? It makes it harder to drive on these freeways!

[Time Card - 2 More Hours of Driving Later…]

Kobe: Okay, our flight is at 10:00 AM, and it’s 9:54- WE GOTTA RUN!

Patrick: But I didn’t get me coffee!

Kobe: We’ll get you something to drink on the plane!

Patrick: (as Kobe is dragging him) ooh!

[at the boarding]

Kobe: We’re here for (pant) flight 7408!

Lady: Alright, what class are you?

Kobe: Class?

Lady: You know, for the flight there’s a class number on there

Kobe: we’re (looks at pass, says “first”) First class

[the team cheers]

Lady: Here’s your private plane!

[the team stairs at the plane, as a chorus fanfare plays, they run to get on board, and act on fancy, the plane starts taking off]

Patrick: W-w-whats HAPPENING?!

SpongeBob: Silly, planes fly

Patrick: We’re FLYING?!

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: This is so cool! You can see the little roads and cities

SpongeBob: Wait until you see it at night, everything’s lit up!

Patrick: Who wants to play monkey in the middle?

Larry: I’d love to!

Patrick: Couch is the monkey!

Kobe: No, i’m eating.

Patrick: Sandy’s the-- SANDY?!

Sandy: (nervous giggle) hey, y’all.

Squidward: Tell them Kobe

Kobe: (sigh) He invited her since they’re dating again.

SpongeBob: Aww that’s so cute!

Lexi: How come Shaq wasn’t our coach

Kobe: Cause i’m better than Shaq!

[cuts to Shaq watching TV and eating pizza in his house]

Shaq: Did someone say they’re better than me?

Kobe: What the-?

[cuts back to them playing Monkey in the Middle]

Patrick: Aw man, c’mon Sandy!

Sandy: It’s the rules, now let’s play!

[she chucks the ball so hard that it hits one of the pilots’ hands and shocks them, the plane starts going down as everyone starts panicing, then the Pilot guides the plane back to normal flight]

Pilot 1: You CAN’T startle us like this, were FLYING THE PLANE!!

Sandy: Sorry

[Time Card - Hours later…]

[shows the team, Kobe and Sandy leaving the airport]

Squidward: She said she was sorry Kobe!

Kobe: No, I don’t wanna hear it.

[Some masked goons of another team from a van take Sandy away as Squidward holds his tentacle out for Sandy as the van drives off.]

Squidward: Why would she use me like this?

Kobe: Cause she hates us.

SpongeBob: C’mon guys, let’s have fun, it’s been awhile, but we’re on another tournament

Kobe: He’s right, Let’s check in at our hotel and get some rest, we have a game tomorrow.

[they arrive at the hotel, check in, and arrive at the room, all get in their beds]

SpongeBob: Goodnight!

Patrick: Bye

Squidward: Night

Kobe: Night guys!

[episode ends]