Fresh and Booty-ful

New student Pearl is having a first day in the high-school. Her roommate Debby helps her to find a new friends.

Transcript
Narrator: Ahh, Bikini Bottom's new university, Lockwood.. Just look at those super smart students. (Shows a picture of someone idiot) Well, There's always fun in Lockwood.

Pearl: So, This is it. New University. (Opens the door) Oh wow, This place is full of awkward people.

Stranger: Hello my lady. How can I help you?

Pearl: I am looking for, Room 254.

Stranger: Follow me, malady.

Pearl: (Thinking - This guy sure is a gentleman). Wait, Are you a RA or something?

Stranger: No, I just know where the Room 253 is.

Pearl: It's room 254.

Stranger: Oh yea wha-

Pearl: You know what? Thanks but no thanks sir, I don't need your help. Sorry.

Stranger: Darn it.. I mean.. Okay, Have a good day.

Pearl: (Thinking - uhh, I better be careful around here) Oh, There's the Room 254! (Opens the Room's door) Hello.

Debby:  OMG! My roomie!

Pearl: What's.. roomie?

Debby: It means "Roommate".

Pearl: Nice to see you, My name is Pearl.

Debby: Nice to meet you too, My name is Debby! It's so exciting isn't it?

Pearl:  Yep, Sure is.

Debby: So are we gonna be BFFs or what?

Pearl: (Thinking - What should I answer? A) It's to early to make friends, B) Yes of course, C) GTFO. Well I guess I'll say B) Yes of course!

Debby: Good! We are gonna be amazing BFFs, Boys are gonna stare at you all night.

Pearl: Isn't that.. little creepy..?

Debby: Yeah but you are booty-ful girl!

Pearl: Ahh. Thanks.

Debby: OMG, Don't feel lonely gurl.

Pearl: I am not..

Debby: Don't worry! You won't be feeling lonely, Because you got me.

Pearl: But I said, I am not feeling lonely.

Debby:  Aww you lone poor thing, Let's go see others.

Pearl: Agghh.. This is going to be boring.

Debby: What was that?

Pearl: Uhh, Nothing.

Debby: Okay girl, Let's get out of this room. (Opens the door)

Timeline card and Narrator: 3 seconds of walking later.

Debby: Hmm.. Oh yea! Eddy! Eddy!

Edwan: Oh hey Debby. Stop calling me Eddy, It reminds me my childhood.

Debby: Your childhood was golden.

Edwan: Yes, And then it became lava.

Debby: Anyway, This is my friend Pearl! Pearl, This is my friend Eddy.

Edwan: Hello, Pearl. Nice to meet you.

Pearl: Oh um, Nice to meet you too. (Thinking - Gosh, He looks fat)

Edwan: Okay, I gotta go now. Bye!

Debby: CYA! (Waves) Hmm.. Oh yea! We should totally go and see Andrew.

Pearl: Oh um.. Okay..

Debby: Right this way, It's Room 234.

Timeline card and Narrator: Meanwhile.

Stranger: Sir! Sir!

Mysterious Guy: Yes?

Stranger: She came! Her room number is 253!

Mysterious Guy: Don't you mean room 254?

Stranger: Oh yea, Sorry, Wait how do you know that?

Mysterious Guy: You are a such a goofball, You are always wrong. You're only good at cooking.

Timeline card and Narrator: Meanwhile again.

Debby: (Knocks on Room 234) (And Andrew opens the door)

Andrew: Oh hey Debby. What brings you here?

Pearl: (Thinking - OMG, His shirt says "Dead Razor".  That's creepy)

Debby: Oh nothing, It's just that my new friend Pearl needs a friends. (Whispers) She's a newbie.

Andrew: Hello... Pearl.. Okay, Sorry girls but I gotta go, I have problems in my room.

Andrew's Roommate: (From Andrew's room) ANDREW! Can I borrow your underwear? Oh and your pants? And your shirts?

Andrew: Ehh.. Cya.. (Closes the door)

Pearl: (Thinking - Wow, I feel lucky. Debby is a perfect roommate. Or is she?)

Debby: Wait Pearl, I have some questions for you.

Pearl: Oh sure (Thinking - Hope it's not about personality, Cuz I am a boring person)

Debby: First, Do you have a boyfriend? Two, What do you wanna become and Three, Do you think I am a good friend?

Pearl: No I don't have a boyfriend. I wanna become a star. And yes, I guess, You are a pretty good friend.

Debby: OMG cool, Do you have a smartphone so I can PM you sometimes!

Pearl: Oh yes, I have an iPhone 5.

Debby: Oh cool, I have Samsung Galaxy LaFleur.

Pearl: OMG LaFleur is a beautiful smartphone.

Debby: I know right! It's way better then other Samsung's smartphones.

Pearl: Yea, I guess.

Timecard and Narrator: 3 hours later

Debby: Oh it's 11 PM, I gotta sleep, I have to wake up on 8 AM.

Pearl: I guess, I'll sleep too.

(The both go to sleep)

Debby: (Starts moonwalking)

Pearl: Huh.. Oh my gosh.. She's moonwalking.. What am I gonna do?

Debby: (Wakes up) Wait, What the.. What happened?

Pearl: You were moonwalking..

Debby: Oh sorry Roomie!

Pearl: Oh it's okay.

Debby: Okay goodnight!

Timecard and Narrator: Next Day

Pearl: (Wakes up and looks at the calendar) Oh it's 18th September. (Looks at the time) Oh my god! It's 8:40 AM! My geology class starts in 20 minutes! I better hurry up. (Puts on the clothes) Wait it's my first day, What should I wear?... Aha! Classy! (Puts on Classy clothes and looks at the time again) Oh no! Class starts in 5 minutes! (Opens the door and starts running) 2 minutes left, Ughh.. 1 minute left!... 15 seconds left.. Why is time moving so fast? 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5... 4.. 3.. 2.. (Opens the geology classroom's door) 1.. Ah thanks goodness I am not late.. (Sits next to Kevin the Sea Cucumber) Hello.

Kevin: Yea. Whatever.

Pearl: Omg, You are so unfriendly.

Kevin: Shut up you whore whale, I don't have time for you.

Geology Teacher: And the Atlantis Ocean is right over there (points at the map)... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Timecard and Narrator: 45 minutes later

Pearl: Ahh finally geology class is over. I'll go in my room and take a break.

Kevin: Not so fast whale!

Pearl: Ugh, What do you want from me?

Kevin: You just called me unfriendly! I am friendly and I have 100 friends, I am popular!

Pearl: Oh yea? Liar!

Kevin: Who are you calling liar you fat idiot?

Pearl: I am not fat. Just get out of my way. You nerdface. (walks away)

Kevin: She's gonna regret it!

(The End)

Cast
SpongeBob Characters belong to SpongeBob Producers :3

Andrew belongs to DestroX71689 (From deviant art)

Writer - Me/TheEnderRo

Episode Title - Me/TheEnderRo