Plankton!

Plankton! is an episode of Welcome to Bikini Bottom!.

Story
Plankton tries to take advantage of Seth's inexperience by trying to get a Krabby Patty from him.

Transcript

 * (episode begins with Seth and SpongeBob walking to the Krusty Krab)
 * SpongeBob: HORRAY! WORK!
 * Seth: My mom said that "If ya'll love what ya do, then you never work a day of yer life".
 * SpongeBob: I guess I've never worked then.
 * (SpongeBob stops and blinks for a second)
 * SpongeBob: NO WORK? AAAAAH!
 * (SpongeBob runs all the way to the Krusty Krab)
 * Seth:...alrighty then.
 * (We cut to the two at work)
 * SpongeBob: Ah, what a fine day!
 * Mr. Krabs: FINE? Don't use that dastardly word ye landlubber!
 * Seth: Why? Its not like someone's trying to run us out of business or something.
 * SpongeBob: WAIT! There is! A tiny green single cell of the evil name Plankton is trying to steal the secret formula so his restaurant will make money!
 * Seth: Um, I doubt a tiny single cell will try to steal a formula to maling a burger.
 * Mr. Krabs: OH, BUT THERE IS! HE IS TRYING TO STEAL IT EVERY SECOND HE CAN! HE LIVES FOR IT!
 * Seth: Um, yeah, okay. I'll keep an eye out for him.
 * Mr. Krabs: GOOD EMPLOYEE. Now go take out this garbage ye landlubber!
 * (Seth walks outside, where it is revealed that Plankton is watching this from the Chum Bucket)
 * Plankton: What's this? It seems that the cheap crab has hired a new employee!
 * Karen: This is your chance to steal the formula! Due to his inexperience, you can fish the formula out!
 * Plankton: Not right now Karen, I'm thinking. I've got it! This is my chance to steal the formula! Due to his inexperience, I can fish the formula out!
 * (Karen rolls her eyes, and then Bubble Transition back to Seth who's about to walk back in)
 * Seth: Now that that's that, I can go back to my position!
 * (Seth steps on Plankton)
 * Plankton: OUCH!
 * Seth:...I think I just stepped in snail poop. (checks shoe) Ew, I didn't snow snail poop was green!
 * Plankton: I'm not a piece of snail poop, you idiot!
 * Seth: Who you callin' idiot?
 * Patrick: It's pinhead, as in "Who you callin' pinhead".
 * Seth:...I'm not even gonna ask.
 * Plankton: Ugh. This only makes my life worse. Sob, sob sob. Weep, weep, weep.
 * Seth: What's wrong?
 * Plankton: I'm stuck on the streets, begging for food and water.
 * Seth: But you live underwater.
 * Plankton: NEVERMIND THE PLOT HOLES!
 * Patrick: HOLE IN ONE!
 * Plankton: This is ruining the moment of sadness.
 * Seth: Anyway, continue your speech.
 * Plankton: Anyway, I just wanted to ask, could you please help me in my poor sadness, by getting me a burger from that restaurant right there?
 * Seth: Hmmm, i dunno. I heard about a mysterious Plankton that is after the secret formula...
 * Plankton: (pulls out 5 dollars) I've got cash.
 * Seth: Deal. I'll get you one.
 * Plankton: That was too easy.
 * (We cut inside to the kitchen)
 * SpongeBob: There you are! Where have you been?
 * Seth: It's a long story. I need a patty.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, but why?
 * Seth: Just give the boss these five bucks. Now go!
 * (Seth walks back outside)
 * Seth: Here you go.
 * Plankton: *snickers* YOU FOOL! YOU JUST RUINED YOUR RESTAURANT!
 * Seth: Oops.
 * (Plankton runs off with the patty)
 * Seth: CODE RED!
 * Mr. Krabs (from inside): I JUST HEARD CODE RED! MAN YOUR STATIONS!
 * Squidward (inside): Okay. (walks in the bathroom)
 * (Krabs runs outside)
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT IS IT?
 * Seth: That Plankton guy got a Krabby Patty!
 * Mr. Krabs: We'll see about that. BRING OUT THE AIRSHIP!
 * (A giant airship comes out of the Krusty Krab)
 * SpongeBob: Since when did we have that?
 * Mr. Krabs: NEVERMIND THE PLOT HOLES, PLANKTON GOT AWAY WITH A KRABBY PATTY!
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOD!
 * Plankton: *snickers* You're too late, Krabs! I'm walking inside! (walks inside)
 * Plankton: KAREN, I GOT IT!
 * (We cut back outside)
 * Mr. Krabs: READY,
 * SpongeBob: AIM!
 * Seth: FIRE!
 * (Mr. Krabs drops a bomb on the Chum Bucket, and we see the stock explosion from Dying for Pie)
 * Mr. Krabs: IS THE PATTY STILL THERE?
 * Plankton (beat up and charred): I GOT IT! IT'S STILL THERE, PRISTINE!
 * (We see that the Krabby Patty the only thing that is untouched)
 * SpongeBob: How is the Krabby Patty the only thing undestroyed?
 * Mr. Krabs: You may have the patty, but you cantt figure out what's in it?
 * Plankton: OF COURSE I CAN! WITH MY WIFE, KAREN!
 * (We see Karen destroyed)
 * Plankton: NOOO! CURSE YOU KRABS!
 * Mr. Krabs: And that's another thing, I always win! *laughs*
 * THE END