Ho Ho Ho No! (ADWSS Episode Transcript)


 * [The episode opens up at SpongeBob’s Pineapple. SpongeBob is about to go to bed. He is in his PJ’s and does one yawn before he jumps into bed]
 * SpongeBob: Good night Gary. See you tomorrow morning when i find my stocking full!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * [SpongeBob switches off the lights and SpongeBob falls asleep]
 * SpongeBob: Ahhhhh…..
 * [A hand reaches and tries to grab SpongeBob but misses. Cut’s to outside where it appears that Plankton is controlling the hand through the window]
 * Plankton: DRAT! WORK YOU STUPID BARNACLE! [Plankton is standing on a ladder. He tries to move forward but he falls over with the ladder and crashes to the ground. SpongeBob wakes up]
 * SpongeBob: Huh? Who’s there!?
 * Plankton: Oooooohh [Plankton is on the floor struggling with getting the ladder off. Cut’s to inside]
 * SpongeBob: Oh no a ghost!!
 * [Cut’s to outside]
 * Plankton: Ugh i’m sure Santa doesn’t have to do this when he is……..That’s it! Santa Claus will help me!!
 * [Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket. Plankton comes out the door with a remote. The real Santa appears to be tied up in rope]
 * Santa: Oh Oh Oh No! Help me!
 * Plankton: And a Merry Christmas to you too. Now come along Santa it’s time to check the naughty list!
 * Robot Santa: Yes sir.
 * [Scene cut’s to cut’s to SpongeBob’s bedroom]
 * SpongeBob: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “Krabby Patties” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 * [Robot Santa reaches his arm out through the window and grabs SpongeBob. SpongeBob does not notice]
 * Robot Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
 * [Robot Santa heads to Squidward’s house and grabs him. He also does not notice]
 * Squidward: zzzzzzzz “Thank you people you all have been a wonderful crowd!” zzzzzzzzzzzzz
 * Robot Santa: Happy New Year!
 * [His voice fades out. Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket]
 * Karen: Hey are you available?
 * Santa: What do you mean?
 * Karen: You single?
 * Santa: No…..why?
 * Karen: I want a better boyfriend.
 * Santa: I can see. He is very evil tying me up like this!
 * Karen: It’s not that. It’s just he won’t polish my wheels!
 * Santa: HELP ANYONE!!!??
 * Karen: *Sigh*
 * [Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom where Robot Santa is capturing people from their houses]
 * Robot Santa: Tis the season to be jolly!
 * [Plankton is watching from the side and controlling him]
 * Plankton: This is going better than i expected. I mean look at them they are not even awake! This is going to be foolproof!
 * [Robot Santa heads to Sandy's Treedome. I’m sure you know what happens here. Robot Santa puts Sandy in the sack with all the other captured people]
 * Robot Santa: Have you been good little boy’s this year?
 * [Robot Santa and Plankton head back to the Chum Bucket and place the people in the sack into a cell. They shut the cell which makes a loud noise which wakes them up]
 * SpongeBob: What’s going on here?
 * Patrick: Hey where’s my breakfast!
 * Squidward: It’s bad enough that i get captured but with THESE 2!? Have you FORGOTTEN TO TAKE YOUR PILLS TODAY!!!??
 * Mr. Krabs: Oy what’s going on here…...SANTA!!!!??
 * [Scene shows Robot Santa entering]
 * All: SANTA CLAUS!!!!!??? WE GOT CAPTURED BY SANTA CLAUS!!??
 * Santa: Look next to you. [The real Santa is shown tied up with rope] Oh Oh Oh Dear…,
 * SpongeBob: So if you're real then who’s that?
 * [Plankton appears]
 * Plankton: Hey people. Merry Christmas. I know it sounds silly but i am now going to take over the world! So have a nice death people!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!???? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [He get’s so angry he rips the bars off]
 * SpongeBob: Finally!!
 * Mr. Krabs; COME HERE YOU!!!!
 * [He runs towards Plankton but Plankton presses a button which causes Mr. Krabs to be grabbed by a robotic arm]
 * SpongeBob: Nooooo!!
 * Plankton: Yes!
 * Santa: No No No!
 * Plankton: Get them Robot Santa!
 * Robot Santa: Merry Christmas Sir.
 * [Robot Santa runs to grab them but they all run away]
 * Plankton: Ugh….
 * Robot Santa: Stay still you barnacle heads……
 * [SpongeBob runs to the real Santa and unties him]
 * SpongeBob: Help us he is going to turn us in to meat!!
 * Santa: No No No i can’t SpongeBob. He is too powerful.
 * SpongeBob: But i can’t fight him! He is too strong.
 * Santa: But But But you're Brave and Powerful. Remember that Limited Edition Special Golden Deluxe Fry Cook Spatula you always wanted?
 * SpongeBob: Yes!?
 * [Santa shows him the Spatula]
 * Santa: If you destroy him then this is all yours. I know you can do it. [Heroic violin music begins to play] It’s in your heart, your soul and mostly your blood.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick!
 * Patrick: Sorry. TIme to go guys. [3 fish leave with the violins]
 * The 3 Fish: Awww.
 * Santa: Now go get him tiger!
 * SpongeBob: Yes sir!
 * [SpongeBob runs to Santa and jumps on top of him]
 * Squidward: What the heck is he doing!?
 * SpongeBob: Hey Robot Santa!
 * Robot Santa: What?
 * SpongeBob: Merry Christmas you Filthy Animal! [SpongeBob pulls off the Battery compartment] And a Happy New Year! [He takes his batteries out. Robot Santa slowly stops working]
 * Plankton: No No No!!!! [He stomps in anger]
 * All: WOOOOHOOOOO!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [SpongeBob presses a button on the remote to release Mr. Krabs]
 * Mr. Krabs: Thanks Laddie! Your a real life saver!
 * [Santa enters]
 * Santa: That terrific kid. Here’s is your Spatula as promised. But you will have to wait till tomorrow to open it. Ok?
 * [Santa hands SpongeBob a gift]
 * SpongeBob: Ok.
 * Santa: You did great kid. Merry Christmas to you.
 * SpongeBob: Merry Christmas.
 * Mr. Krabs: Come on guys. The Krusty Krab now do Krabby Patties at 50% Extra! Whoopie!!!!
 * [Everyone leaves the Chum Bucket cheering]
 * Plankton: Cursis! I hate that kid, Don’t worry though. I will be back the next day and i will be bigger than ever! Hahahahahahaha! Enjoy your freedom while it last’s SpongeBob!
 * [Plankton laughs as the scene fades to black and the episode ends]