The Patrick Star Mayo Attack

Rated C for crackfic. The Patrick Star Mayo Attack was an assault on The Krusty Krab after Patrick got an inadequate mayo packet. The attack happened from 7:30-11:28 AM and he ended up killing 274 fishes until Mr. Krabs gave him 5 cents for a replacement.

Famous Quotes From The Incident
"I didn't know a fish could get that obese."

"Mayo! My eyes!"

"I'm not giving 5 cents. JUST GIVE IT MR. KRABS!!!"