Portal Drama

Portal Drama is an episode of Spongeorama.

Transcript
[Episode begins with SpongeBob, Sandy Cyborg and Squidward bored]

SpongeBob: So…. You're a cyborg?

NickTron guy: NickTron is proud to present you with this episode of The Terrible Travis.

SpongeBob: You know Channel 8 is airing Breadwinners

Everyone: Meh.

SpongeBob: Wait i misread it

Everyone: Yay

SpongeBob: They're airing Fanboy and Chum Chum

Everyone: Oh!!

Squidward: You know we have to go somewhere at the…. Krusty

Sandy Cyborg: They're closed Squidward. Just go where you need to

Squidward: Alright, SpongeBob come on

SpongeBob: Hang on I need to see Travis die

Travis: Ahh! Oh, it was only a dream. I guess I’ll just stay here in my cell hoping I won’t lose my mind again.

Eerie Voice: Oh, Travis.

[Travis turns around and sees SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward.]

Travis: Ahh!

[The episode ends outside Travis’ cell and screaming and chopping up sounds can be heard.]

SpongeBob: Okay ready, let's go!

Squidward: Wait a minute! I DIDN'T AGREE TO BE ON THE TERRIBLE TRAVIS! Oh well, let's go for a walk around 3016!

[6 minutes later]

[Shows the time card was on a message board]

SpongeBob: What is this place kind sir?

Message board guy: Eh some place where people put some mehh paper on the boooard. Well i am gonna go killy myselfy byeey.

Squidward: HUHH! Look at this SpongeBob! It's the entire lyrics of Squiddy B’s Clarinet Today single

SpongeBob: I found a treasure map! And look the treasure is right next to us

[SpongeBob digs up the treasure]

SpongeBob: Huh it's a button let's click it

[Squidward is reading the lyrics]

Squidward: Take your time

[SpongeBob presses the button]

[A portal comes out of it]

Portal: Thank you for pressing on me. The entire city will be sucked in 1 week

SpongeBob: Did he just say the entire city will get sucked into the portal

Squidward: No he said the city would be sucked. But probably into the portal

SpongeBob: We better tell Sandy, Maybe she could undo what we did

Squidward: We? Oh forget it

[Cuts to SpongeBob talking to Sandy]

[Sandy laughs]

SpongeBob: What are you laughing at?

Sandy: Terrible Travis

SpongeBob: That is not TTT that’s The gay bar show

Sandy: Oh crap!

SpongeBob: So I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A PORTAL THAT WILL SUCK THE ENTIRE CITY

[SpongeBob passes out]

Sandy: That is a lot to get in 40 seconds

[SpongeBob and Sandy are next to the portal]

[Sandy gets out a calculator and does some calculations]

Sandy: Hmmm it seems like the only way to stop it is to!

SpongeBob: Do what?

Sandy: Uhh

[PatRon is with them]

Sandy: Okay Patron Q! Just put your ass on the pad and PATRON!

[PatRon is eating the pad]

Sandy: Oh no! We only have 5 days left ‘till the portal gets to work

SpongeBob: And how long will it take for New Bikini Bottom to get fully sucked!?

Sandy: Uhh

[Sandy does even more calculations]

Sandy: 4 minutes

SpongeBob: THAT'S IT!!!!

[SpongeBob gets out a hammer]

SpongeBob: I DO THIS EVERY TIME YOU [Audio Bleep]

[SpongeBob his the portal and gets electrocuted]

[SpongeBob goes to Sandy and PatRon with a black eye and loads of plasters]

SpongeBob: Well that didn't work!

Sandy: I don't know what else to do?

SpongeBob: Well we gotta do something

[SpongeBob gets an idea]

SpongeBob: Sandy you're a cyborg right?

Sandy: Yeah?

SpongeBob: What have you always wanted to do?

Sandy: Upgrade my 42 processors

SpongeBob: Why not we all do what we have wanted to do

Sandy: Let me contact everyone at the Krabbyporium

SpongeBob: Okay then we can upgrade your processors

PatRon: Oh I know what I want to do!

[PatRon teleports then comes back with mayo]

PatRon: MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!

[5 days later]

[Everyone is by the portal]

SpongeBob: How are your new processors?

Sandy: They're good and when we get sucked I can use them to find out where we need to go!

Portal: You will get sucked in 5 4 3 2 1

[The screen turns white]

[Sandy, PatRon and the rest of the crew are there in cgi]

Sandy: My processors say we are in the 4th dimension

PatRon Q & T: Woo hoo weird things

[They look at their cgi selves]

[An anchor hits them in the groin]

[PatRon Q & T laugh]

[Sandy’s Processors flash]

Sandy: It says we must go that way

Eugene The Cheap: Into a white wall?

Sandy: Yes

[The screen turns black]

Sandy: Did anyone else just see that?

Everyone: Yeah

[A cgi character comes out of the darkness]

Chi character: Welcome fellows from behind the portal

Sandy: Uhm you sound an awful like the portal voice

Cgi character: That is ‘cause I am the voice behind the portal. You see it got lonely at the 4th dimension. I wanted people to come.

Sandy: You know what I could do?

[Cuts to Sandy making a girl robot]

Sandy: And done!

Cgi character: Thank you Sandy! Alright!

[Screen turns white]

[Everyone is back at New Bikini Bottom]

Sandy: I guess everything is back to normal now

SpongeBob: Uhhh!

[Eugene The Cheap has 2 heads]

[1 head looks at the other and screams]

[The End!]