The Squidward Files: Patty Thief

The Squidward Files: Patty Thief is the first episode of Season 2 of The Squidward Files.

Plot
A thief attempts to steal the Krabby Patty Formula and the diary. Squidward must stop the thief!

Transcript
Squidward: WOOO! Krusty Krab closing time! WOOOO!

Mr. Krabs: Keep that up and it's not going to be.

Thief: He he he....

Mr. Krabs: Who's there?

Thief: Darn it. This place is still open..... C'mon..........Oh, what the heck. (busts down door)

Mr. Krabs: Yikes!

Squidward: You're a purple dragon!

Thief: How did you know? I mean, no, what's a purple dragon?

Mr. Krabs: He's going to steal the diary AND my Krabby Patty Formula!

Thief: But you can't stop me! (knocks out the gang, opens vault, alarm goes off) Huh? (lasers blasts him)

Mr. Krabs: Good thing I learned how to play dead and installed that laser system. We've seen enough of the Orange Dragons for now!

Squidward and Thief: Don't push it.

Mr. Krabs: And for our good work, I'm awarding you. You get 3 extra hours on your shift now!

Squidward: WHAT?!

Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab is now open from 9:00 A.M. to 9:00 P.M!

SpongeBob: WOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Krabs: Plus, on pay day, you now get a dime instead of a nickel!

Squidward: Well, at least it's a little better.