Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter is the ninth episode in SpongeBob and Jimmy Neutron: The Series. Preceeding it is Squidward Takes ANGER MANAGEMENT and succeeding it is TBA.

Transcript

 * Patrick: Recently I have taken a fondness into collecting hats.


 * (Patrick sees a sign that says "Hats for sale!")


 * Patrick: Woah guys, check this out!


 * Sheen: All I see is text I can't comprehend.


 * Jimmy: That says "Hats for sale!".


 * Sheen: Looked like "Ahts ot Sal."


 * Jimmy: Ok....


 * Patrick: I REALLY want those hats!


 * SpongeBob: Ok, then lets call the number.


 * Patrick: 223-786-5059


 * (Phone rings and someone picks up)


 * Hat Seller: Hello.


 * Patrick: I want your finest hat!


 * Hat Seller: Hmm... And what do you have?


 * Patrick: $1500 immediately, $200 a month for the next year!


 * Hat Seller: Deal. Talk to me if you want anymore!


 * SpongeBob: Patrick! Do you realize how much you paid for that? You could get much other important stuff than a hat!


 * Patrick: No! Hats are awesome, nothing else!


 * Patrick: In fact, let me get another one at my house!


 * AT PATRICKS HOUSE


 * Patrick: I'll give $2000 for that hat!


 * Seller #2: Ok!

The End
 * (SpongeBob and friends burst into his house)
 * Sheen: Don't you think you're a little addicted?
 * Patrick: Of course not, I only have $7654 left.
 * Jimmy: I thought you said you had $20000.
 * Patrick: I bought it from some guy on the street, I think it was Squidward's hat for his baldness.
 * SpongeBob: Perhaps.
 * Seller #2: Hey guys, can I join your conversat-
 * All: NO!
 * Seller #2: Ok!
 * All: GET--OUT!
 * (Seller #2 is seen walking outdoors; suddenly Squidward has an idea)
 * Squidward: I have the solution.
 * (A delivery truck is seen loading all of Patrick's hats away)
 * Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!