NickJuniorTrouble Part 2

Creator:Cosmobo

Editors:Cosmobo

Series:Channel Chasers

Episode:17

Air Date:1,3,15

Plot
SpongeBob continues going through the worst shows on Nick Junior.

Script
[Previously]

Daddy Pig:I was playing my fake guitar and smashed the table when I dived on it

Peppa:it was funny...

SpongeBob:ok...why not?

Daddy Pig:now all you need to do is get the pieces I need for it!

SpongeBob:oh...

[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends on a bus]

SpongeBob:you know...this doesn't make sense!

Sandy:what part doesn't make sense?

SpongeBob:well usually we are like on a strange quest but but!we haven't done anything hero like or quest like yet!

Sandy:maybe no one is gonna go all crazy and start killing people in Peppa Pig universe?

SpongeBob:it is a 5 year old show...

Patrick:yeah...

[a crash can be heard]

SpongeBob:was that a crash?!yay!

Sandy:your one weird Sponge

Squidward:tell me about it...your just friends with him!I live next to him!

Patrick:that wasn't a crash...it was just my videogame!I died!

SpongeBob:wait a video game?which one?!

Patrick:the one where you have to get across the road!

Sandy:where did you get the game from?

Patrick:it smashed through the bus window?

Sandy:what?

[shows a grandfather clock smash through the window]

Sandy:woah!

SpongeBob:ah!

Squidward:who's doing that?!

Patrick:yeah it was kind of like that...

[shows a sword come through the roof]

SpongeBob:AH!

Sandy:were being attacked!

[shows a axe come through the roof]

Sandy:get out!

[shows the roof fly off]

SpongeBob:AH TORNADO!!

Sandy:GET DOWN!

[shows people flying off into a giant wormhole in the sky]

[shows a Krabby Patty fly down]

SpongeBob:a Krabby Patty!

Mr Krabs:what in the blazes is that doing here?!

SpongeBob:I don't know!

[shows loads of barrels start coming down]

SpongeBob:AH!

[shows Patrick get hit by a barrel]

Patrick:AH!

SpongeBob:Patrick!

[shows the bus come off the ground and start going near the wormhole]

SpongeBob:are you ok?!

Patrick:I need...I need...

SpongeBob:what do you need?!

Patrick:some tweezers...

SpongeBob:wha?

Patrick:I have a splinter!I can't move!

SpongeBob:it's just a splinter!

[shows 2 weights on Patrick's arms]

Patrick:nah I really can't!

[shows SpongeBob start floating off into the wormhole]

SpongeBob:AH!HELP ME!!

Sandy:SpongeBob!

[shows Sandy see a person gripping onto a desk]

Sandy:in there!

SpongeBob:are you crazy?!

Sandy:no look!it's the pawn shop in Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob:pawn shop?!let's go!

[shows everyone get sucked into the wrong wormhole]

SpongeBob:NO WAIT NOOOO!

[shows SpongeBob and friends land on a hot air balloon]

SpongeBob:NO!OUR ONLY CHANCE!

Patrick:ugh SpongeBob look where we are...

SpongeBob:AH!

Sandy:what do we do from here?!

SpongeBob:JUMP!

[shows SpongeBob jump from the hot air balloon]

Sandy:are you mad?!

Squidward:yup...he is mad...

Patrick:SpongeBob!

[shows Patrick jump from the hot air balloon]

Sandy:Patrick!I'm coming for ya!

[shows SpongeBob falling]

SpongeBob:I can turn into a parachute!

Patrick:yeah!

[shows some cards fall out of the windows of the hot air balloon]

SpongeBob:AH I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING MY EYES!

Patrick:Sandy!

Sandy:what?!

Patrick:some playing cards are attacking SpongeBob!

Sandy:wha?!I'm coming for ya SpongeBob

SpongeBob:GET THEM OFF ME!I CAN'T SEE!

[shows SpongeBob get sucked up by a vacuum coming out of the hot air balloon]

SpongeBob:AH!

Patrick:SpongeBob!NOOO!

Sandy:someone get into the hot air balloon!

[scene goes to Mr Krabs and Squidward on the top of the hot air balloon]

Mr Krabs:Mr Squidward I have a plan!

Squidward:what is it?

Mr Krabs:ya know?pop the balloon!

[shows Mr Krabs pop the balloon with his claws]

Squidward:AHHHH!!!YOU ARE MAD!!!

[shows Mr Krabs jump into the blimp]

Mr Krabs:come on!

Squidward:WAIT FOR ME!!!

[shows Squidward jump into the blimp]

[shows Sporticus and SpongeBob eating apples]

Sporticus:these are healthy apples!they make you more healthy!

Mr Krabs:what in the blazes is going on here?!

SpongeBob:I don't know he showed me some acrobatics and started eating...

Mr Krabs:oh...ok?so he hasn't kept you hostage?

Sporticus:the health is hostaged in his stomach!

Mr Krabs:he's keeping someone hostaged get him!

Squidward:Mr Krabs it was a play on-...

[shows Sporticus knocked out]

Mr Krabs:what was that?

SpongeBob:want a magic apple?

Mr Krabs:THERES NOTHING MAGIC ABOUT THAT!its probably poisoned!

SpongeBob:AH!

Squidward:oh...I guess its kind of weird...someone invited him into a house to eat fruit?weirdo...

SpongeBob:let's get out of here!

[shows SpongeBob walk out and find out that they are on ground]

SpongeBob:what the barnacles?

Mr Krabs:hello is anyone here?!

[shows Patrick and Sandy lying down on the floor]

Patrick:yeah...us!why?

SpongeBob:Patrick get up!we need to do a good deed!

Sandy:you go along we will catch up with ya!

SpongeBob:whats wrong with you?!your acting like Squidward!

Squidward:hey!

SpongeBob:no offence Squidward!

Squidward:oh no!none at all!

Patrick:we just don't feel like doing anything!

Sandy:all I can remember is a laser hitting us both...

Patrick:yeah!go on do a good deed so we can go to the next channel!

Sandy:and do nothing there...

Patrick:yup...

SpongeBob:laser?

[shows Robby Rotten behind SpongeBob with a laser]

SpongeBob:uh oh...

Robby Rotten:stand back and prepare to be lazy!

SpongeBob:no please don't!spare me!

Patrick:hey your back!

Sandy:say wanna get a tan with us?

Robby Rotten:after I zap you,you will be lazy!like I did with your friends!

SpongeBob:please no!

[shows Robby Rotten zap Squidward]

SpongeBob:NOOO!!!

Robby Rotten:hahaha!how do you feel?!

Squidward:*sighs*nothing happened!HOW ORIGINAL!

Robby Rotten:wait wha?!

[shows Squidward get zapped again]

Squidward:-_- please stop!it doesn't work!

[shows Mr Krabs punch Robby in the face and knock him out]

Squidward:STOP KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT!

Mr Krabs:eh...he had it coming...

SpongeBob:maybe we could replace Patrick and Sandy's laziness by zapping them again!

Squidward:how original

Sandy:I know!tell me about it!

SpongeBob:ok zap em!

Patrick:cant we finish our ta...?

[shows Patrick and Sandy get zapped]

Patrick:what happened?

Sandy:why am I tanned?!

Patrick:I was tanning?woah!

[shows a button come down]

SpongeBob:ok lets go!

[shows SpongeBob click the button]

[shows SpongeBob and friends fall outside of a cartoon house]

SpongeBob:what the?

Mr Krabs:oh no...I have a bad feeling about this place!

SpongeBob:me too...

[shows Steve Burns running into the house with Blue]

Steve:come on Blue!that was a good walk wasn't it?!now let's write a letter to someone saying how fun the trip was!that's what I used to do with my friends!

Blue:[in dog voice]ok!

[shows Steve and Blue walk into the house and shut the house door]

Squidward:is that a grown man speaking to a blue dog who can speak?

SpongeBob:yeah...

Patrick:that's trippy...

Sandy:a blue dog?

Patrick:seem's normal...

Mr Krabs:the weird thing is he is a grown adult speaking to his dog...

SpongeBob:hey!

Mr Krabs:what?

SpongeBob:nothing...

[shows Gary come out of one of SpongeBob's holes]

Gary:meow

SpongeBob:NO I DON'T!

[shows everyone staring at SpongeBob]

SpongeBob:what?

Sandy:did you just tell yourself that you didn't talk to a blue dog?

SpongeBob:let's check for good deeds!maybe in the house!

[shows SpongeBob knock on the door]

SpongeBob:hello?

[shows a gate come over the door]

SpongeBob:uh oh...

Mr Krabs:ah it's nothing!what is the worst that could happen with a house owned by a man child?

[shows weapons come out of the building]

SpongeBob:ugh maybe that...

[Steve comes onto a record]

Steve:hello!I'm Steve!

SpongeBob:what is going on?!

Steve:say hi Blue!

Blue:woof!

SpongeBob:ugh...

[shows Sandy karate kick all the weapons]

Steve:we just want to say if you are a robber,can you please not rob my note book?if you do I will blow you up...have a good day!

SpongeBob:let's go in now?!

[shows the letter box come alive]

Letter Box:OH NO YOU DO NOT!

SpongeBob:a letter box?

Squidward:this place is messed up!

[shows loads of envelopes flying out of the letter box]

SpongeBob:ah take cover!

Squidward:these don't have letters in!he just purchased loads of cards so he could draw on the envelopes!

Mr Krabs:that guy seriously didn't have a child hood did he?!

Sandy:I don't think he did!

[shows Sandy swing SpongeBob to the letter box]

SpongeBob:AHHHH!!!

[shows SpongeBob smash the letter box]

SpongeBob:ouch...

Sandy:now let's go in!

[shows SpongeBob and friends run into the house]

Steve:Blue I lost my crayon!can you find it?

[shows Patrick give Steve a crayon]

Steve:wait...how did you?...

Mr Krabs:you really need to get that dog to a vet

Steve:wha?Blue?

Mr Krabs:and was you bumped on the head as a baby?

Steve:ugh...wha?what kind of questions are these?!

SpongeBob:we went through all of that...for a pencil?!

Patrick:no...a crayon!

SpongeBob:FISHPASTE!

[AFTER THAT]

[shows SpongeBob and friends fall into a back yard]

SpongeBob:what is this place?

Patrick:I don't know...

Mr Krabs:this doesn't look so bad...

[shows a pirate ship crash into Squidward]

Squidward:OW MY FACE!

SpongeBob:how did a pirate ship get in a [dolphin chrip]ing backyard?!

Mr Krabs:Mr Squidward get up!

[shows Pablo jump out]

Pablo:it be land!it be land!it be lovely lovely land!

Mr Krabs:oh great...

Tasha:there be people on this island!they look like there castaways!

Squidward:no we don't!

Tasha:that was rough sea!

Pablo:I know!it was like a video game blocking the sea!

Tasha:I know how to cheer these castaways up!

SpongeBob:hello?what sea are you talking about?

Pablo:he's moaning!

SpongeBob:ugh no I'm not...

[shows another ship crash into the back of the other ship]

Squidward:HOW DO YOU KIDS EVEN HAVE PIRATE SHIPS?!

[shows Uniqua get out of the other ship]

Uniqua:AR IT BE ME ENEMIES!

SpongeBob:seriously where are the ships coming from?!

Uniqua:skull island!

[shows Uniqua point to a skyscraper]

SpongeBob:skull island?

Uniqua:I knew it!the dangerous sea's are blocking it!

[shows Uniqua point to a road]

SpongeBob:well...the kids do have good imagination

Uniqua:we need to get across!

Tasha:oh no ya don't matey!you can't touch me booty!

SpongeBob:well...they seem to be ignoring us...let's go...

Tasha:wait!you'll get hit on the head by a coconut!

Squidward:oh yeah of course we will!

[Squidward walks off]

[the wind blows a plant pot off the window side and hits Squidward on the head]

Squidward:OW!

SpongeBob:is that what you meant by coconut?

Tasha:no...

[shows Squidward look up]

Squidward:so what did you mean?

[shows a hammer fall onto Squidwards head]

Squidward:OWWW!!OUCH!

SpongeBob:Squidward!

Tasha:hm...well...I guess it's not coming down...

Squidward:THAT WASNT WHAT YOU MEANT?!WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY A COCONUT!?THERE IS NO COCONUT!

Tasha:I guess I was wrong...

[shows a tool box fall onto Squidward's head]

Squidward:OW!STOP IT!

Tasha:my dad was fixing the roof...hehe...

Squidward:I hate you...

Tasha:can you help us find the treasure?

SpongeBob:treasure?

Tasha:my crew is locked up their!

SpongeBob:-_- can't you just play in a box?

Squidward:yeah...

Tasha:no...were the backyardians

[shows SpongeBob get out some tape]

Pablo:he's going to put us in a box!I know let's have a dance off!

SpongeBob:I don't feel like it...just buy a TV and stay in the box!

Pablo:no!

[2 HOURS LATER]

[shows a box in a lake]

Pablo:[in box]wow it's like were at sea!this was a good idea!

[shows the box go down a waterfall]

[NEXT SHOW]

[TO BE CONINUED]

[FIN]