Battle

<< Evicted! Season One

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table with very intense music)

Fluffward: Okay, so it was a 2 - 1 vote.

Voice: Keep in mind this was the second to final vote from the viewers.

SpongeBob: Really?

Voice: Yep, continue.

Fluffward: Yeah so anyways, Joe. You have been evicted.

Joe: Good game guys, this was the adventure of a lifetime.

Maja: Bye Joe!

Voice: Yo yo, get out onto the stage we have a show to continue here.

(Joe walks out onto the stage and sees everyone else who has been evicted before him)

Voice: Now comes your final challenge. So SpongeBob, Fluffward, and Maja, are you ready?

Fluffward: No. Yes. Possibly?

SpongeBob: Yep.

Maja: I’m all ready.

(Camera pans to challenge)

Voice: So for your final challenge, you will be on a tall platform armed with a long stick. The goal is simple, just be the last person left standing.

SpongeBob: Oh boy.

Voice: But wait there’s more! If you can complete a puzzle within two minutes of falling, you can get back up onto the platform because a backwards slide will open.

Maja: Backwards slide?

Voice: Imagine a slide that goes up.

Fluffward: Neat. So are the two losers automatically up for eviction?

Voice: Sí señor. Anyways, go!

(The trio appear on a platform)

SpongeBob: Hey, I gotta win!

(SpongeBob gets hit off by Maja, and he races to complete the puzzle)

Maja: Hahahahha!

Fluffward: No u!

(Fluffward hits Maja off and SpongeBob completes the puzzle, and goes up the ridiculous backwards-slide)

SpongeBob: I will beat you using my inner powers! KAMEKAMEKA!

(SpongeBob blasts Fluffward off the edge, and he gets a hard puzzle)

Fluffward: This isn’t fair!

Maja: Yeah it is.

(Maja fails her puzzle and gets out)

Voice: Maja first one out!

Maja: This isn’t fair!

Fluffward: (mockingly) yeah it is.

Voice: Maja will now sit in the stands.

(Maja gets teleported into the stands)

Voice: Here I’ll send Fluffward up there so you two can fight to the death.

SpongeBob: THE DEATH?!

Voice: No. I meant until somebody falls.

Fluffward: Thank god.

(SpongeBob hits him off, and Fluffward dramatically falls to the floor)

Fluffward: Nooooooo.

SpongeBob: Yes! I win!

(Camera cuts to table)

Voice: Wait no need for that. Vote for who gets to the finale!

Who goes to the finale? Fluffward Maja