The Nucle-R Option

The Nucle-R Option is the first episode of SpongeBob Vs. Censorship.

Plot
SpongeBob makes a romance movie. However, it has explicit sexual content, so it got a NC-17, when it was supposed to be rated R. Can SpongeBob re-edit the film to get an R rating?

Transcript
(The episode begins with SpongeBob making a movie)

SpongeBob: There, it's done! Picnic at Hanging Cock is gonna be a masterpiece at the cinema! Let's send it to the shitty film censors!

(SpongeBob sends the film to the censors via email. Cut to the censors watching the film. Moans are heard on the TV)

Censor #1: Is that... PUBIC HAIR??!!

Censor #2: Holy shit! This is getting a NC-17!

(The censors send an email to SpongeBob.)

Email: Dear SpongeBob,

Your movie, Picnic at Hanging Cock, has a NC-17 rating.

SpongeBob: These shitheads! I wanted an R rating! Don't kids see bad things when they always come in the bathroom at the wrong time?

(SpongeBob goes to Patrick's house and starts discussing it with Patrick)

Patrick: Just remove the pubic hair and it gets an R rating! It's like Sausage Party! Do you want advertisements for it?

SpongeBob: Yes!

Patrick: Do you want it to be in every cinema?

SpongeBob: HELL YEAH!

Patrick: Do you want it to be only in the local sex shop?

SpongeBob: HELL NO!

Patrick: Then remove the freaking hair!

SpongeBob: Fine, you convinced me.

Patrick: There ya go!

(SpongeBob sends the cut copy to the censors)

Censor #1: It still has a dick! NC-17!

(SpongeBob rages and his head explodes)

THE END!