Toys "R" Us

Toys "R" Us is the fifth episode of GreyBob For Hire.

Plot
GreyBob decides to work at Toys "R" Us, but will it work out find.

Transcript
( It first starts at GreyBob walking down the street, looking at a newspaper)

GreyBob: Let's see.... uh.... * Looks at Toys "R" Us in the newspaper that's hiring right now" Crap....

( 5 Minutes later)

GreyBob: * Is a Cash Register and gets annoyed by screaming kids* So worth the job.... being in here with a bunch of little, snot nosed brats....

Lisa: * Checks in* Hello sir, I would like to buy this pink bike and this Baby Alive doll for my daughter.

GreyBob: Okay well that's 150 dollars then.

Lisa: 150!?!? Do you think I am made of money?

GreyBob: Look lady, the bike cost 120 and the doll cost 30. So learn some math.

Lisa: This place is too expensive... I only got 100 dollars.

GreyBob: Well 1. You choose to shop here and 2. You can only afford the doll. So buy something for your stupid daughter or get out!

Lisa: You know what, I am not gonna be treated this why! * Walks out the store*

GreyBob: Oh boy.... * Is still annoyed by kids screaming*

( 2 minutes later)

Bobby: * Runs to GreyBob* Hey mister poopyhead! Me want toy dinosaur now!

GreyBob: Okay for 1. My name is GreyBob and 2. That will be 12 dollars and 3. Where are your parents little kid?

Bobby: They in potty room, me want toy for free.

GreyBob: Well guess what kid? You have to wait till your parents get out and nothing is free you moronic little, ingrateful, snot nosed punk!

Bobby: * Cries and screams as he throws a tantrum* I WANT THIS TOY NOW!!!!

GreyBob: You know what? * Grabs Bobby and throws him out the store* NOW DON'T COME BACK IN!!!

( Bobby's parents then came out and saw what happened)

Mother: * Gasp* How dare you do that to our little Bobby?

Father: Why did you threw our son out the store?

GreyBob: It's because 1. He wanted a stupid toy dinosaur for FREE, 2. He wants to act like a little brat and 3. He checked out without you guys permission.

Mother: Well he's just 6 years old! Do you want us to tell the manager on you?

GreyBob: WHO CARES IF HE'S 6 YEARS OLD!!?!? YOU STUPID PARENTS DON'T REALIZE THAT HIM AND ALL THE OTHER INGRATEFUL BRATS IN HERE ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED MONKEYS IN HERE!!!!! SO HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP AND BE GOOD PARENTS BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND ALL THE SCREAMING, CRYING, AND TANTRUMS IN THIS HELLHOLE OF A STORE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? I QUIT!!!! FORGET THIS STORE!!! * Walks out angry*

Manager: What's with all the screaming?

Father:....

Mother:... Uh..... one of your employees just left...

Manager: Well then he's uh... fired even though he uh... quits.... yeah... well sorry for all the trouble.... you so anyways what do you want?

Trivia
This episode is rated PG-13 for the word "HellHole used"

This is the first time GreyBob gets very, very angry.