Hotel Paradise!

3rd episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.

Transcript
[Hoopla is packing up his suitcase]

 

Hoopla: Today’s the day. Hoopla! Hotel time!

 

[He gets out of his hoopla car and walks to the hotel. He then arrives.]

 

Hoopla: H O O P L A ! Hotel fun time here I come! [He enters the hotel]

 

Reception lady: How may I help you today?

 

Hoopla: I’m here for a room.

 

Reception lady: [writes down random stuff on a piece of paper] Okay, your room number is 169. [hands Hoopla the room key]

 

Hoopla: Hoopla!

 

[He goes up the elevator and into his room. He sets down his suitcases and starts jumping on the bed]

 

Person next door: Who’s making that racket?!

 

Other person next door: I don’t know, but it’s annoying!

 

Hoopla: o [he stops bouncing and hops off the bed]

 

Hoopla: What to do now? Hmmm…… [Jeopardy music plays] I got it! I’ll watch some TV!

 

[He turns on the TV, and SpringBob SquirePin is on]

 

Hoopla: Huh? THIS ISN’T MY SHOW! WHAT A RIP OFF! [he throws the TV remote out the window]

 

Person next door: Did you just throw my iPod out the window, Tom?

 

Tom: No I didn’t honey, it’s that stupid guy next door.

 

Hoopla: STUPID?! OH I’LL SHOW YOU STUPID!

 

[Hoopla does a wide variety of things, some of which are not allowed to be shown on TV.]

 

Tom: Ok ok we get it! If you wanna do something that’s actually stupid, then I’d recommend trying to do everything in the hotel.

 

Hoopla: That’s a great idea! I’ll go do it right now!

 

Tom: That was being sarcastic!

 

Hoopla: I’m doing it anyway and you can’t stop me!

 

Tom: Ugh.

 

Hoopla: Time to do everything in the hotel!

 

[Cut to Hoopla doing a cannonball in the indoor swimming pool, even though the sign clearly says “NO CANNONBALLS”]

 

Hoopla: Screw you sign! I’m an adult!...I think.

 

Lifeguard: [blows whistle] Out of the pool, mister! No cannonballs!

 

Hoopla: Why do we even have an indoor pool when it’s summer and there’s an ocean right outside the window?

 

Lifeguard: Don’t ask questions! Now out!

 

Hoopla [Walking out slowly] hecc u

 

Lifeguard: No u

 

[Cut to Hoopla that same evening, at the hotel’s diner]

 

Hoopla: Wow, they have everything! Cheetos, cheerios, and even pip pip cheerios!

 

Random guy: Hey!

 

Hoopla: o. I’m just gonna get some frosted donuts and some diet Dr. Kelp.

 

Random guy: We’ll have you know that here at Unnamed Hotel™, we let you pay before eating! That’ll be $9,492,749,274,842,819.99 dollars.

 

Hoopla: Sorry but I’m British.

 

Random guy: Well too bad!

 

Hoopla: Wait I’m not British… wait am I?

 

CrazySponge: Well I just made you British so you’re going to be British.

 

Hoopla: o. Also, CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER? YOU’RE RACIST TO BRITISH PEOPLE!

 

Random guy: That’ll be an extra $69 dollars for you talking to me like that.

 

Hoopla: WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS? That’s it, I’m leaving with my food. [ gets up takes the crackers from the salad bar and leaves]

 

Random guy: Hey! You can’t take those! [in walkie talkie:] We got a runaway Hoopla fish in Aisle 42.

 

Hoopla: You’ll never catch me suckers! HA!

 

[Hoopla runs into the Girl’s Bathroom]

 

Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Hoopla: DON’T WORRY MY EYES ARE CLOSED! [runs into an empty stall]

 

Random people: I saw that Hoopla fish run into the Girl’s Bathroom!

 

Person: But we’re all men!

 

Random people: welp, we tried.

 

Woman: What about meeeeeeeee- [gets hit in the head with a frying pan]

 

Person: You don’t count!

 

Hoopla: Idiots! You’ll never catch me! [runs into a giant net]

 

Random guy: I gotcha now, [censored]!

 

Hoopla: You can’t say that here! This is a kids’ show!

 

Random guy: Hey, I make the rules here.

 

CrazySponge: Actually I do but whatever.

 

Policeman: Anyways you’re under arrest.

 

Hoopla: How do I know you’re not some phony?

 

Policeman: [his pants fall down] Well um…. Crap, gotta go! [leaves]

 

Hoopla: Well that was weird.

 

Random guy: Yeah. Anyway, you’re banned from the hotel diner! [kicks Hoopla out of the diner]

 

Hoopla: Yeah right, I’ll come back here in episode four.

 

[Cut back to Hoopla in his room]

 

Hoopla: Welp, I’m bored. I’ve done everything I could think of today.

 

Tom: I dare you to go ding dong ditch some random person’s room. [laughs along with his wife]

 

Hoopla: Actually I’ll go do that.

 

[Tom and his wife keep laughing as Hoopla leaves his room]

 

Hoopla: Now… which one to ding dong ditch? [Jeopardy music plays again] This one! [rings the doorbell on the room door and hides in a plant]

 

[Someone opens the door, and it turns out to be… Hoopla’s parents?]

 

Zoopla: Who the heck is it this time?

 

Woopla: It must be the Krusty Krab pizza delivery man!

 

Hoopla: MOM! DAD!

 

Zoopla: Oh son! I thought you died when that wave brought us here.

 

Woopla: where’s the pizza

 

Zoopla: I already ate it.

 

Woopla: How dare you!

 

Zoopla: Just kidding. More importantly, we found our boy!

 

Hoopla: I’m [AGE WITHHELD], Mom.

 

Zoopla: Who cares? We still found you! [awkwardly hugs Hoopla]

 

Hoopla: o

 

Woopla: What do we do? Keep him? We didn’t pay for this!

 

Zoopla: We actually did, now let him in.

 

Woopla: Oh, alright. But no TV tonight. It rots puny kiddo brains

 

Hoopla: U wot?

 

Woopla: Fine, you can watch TV tonight.

 

Hoopla: H O O P L A!

 

[Hoopla jumps up in the air while Ocean Man plays]

 

[Also Credits]