What if SpongeBob Never Arrived?

Plot
Sandy, Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs find out what their lives would be like if SpongeBob never came.

Script
[The scene goes to SpongeBob in his Pineapple's Living Room with Squidward, Patrick, Mr. Krabs & Sandy sitting on his couch]

SpongeBob: Alright, I have brought you all here for one reason today. A slideshow of mine and Patrick's trip to Hawaii in The Atlantic Sea.

Squidward: You brought us here for a slideshow? A SLIDESHOW? Ya know, I don't know why I even come to these parties.

SpongeBob: Actually, that's not all. I have a big box of goodies I ordered on a Hawaiian Website that's only available on Hawaiian Wi-Fi. It should be being delivered to this house in 3...2...1...Hm, maybe I started counting to early...Lets do it again! All together now!

[55 Minutes Later....]

SpongeBob: 3...2...1....Ah...I don't think it's coming. Just wait a moment.

[SpongeBob walks into his Kitchen and gets out his MyPhone and rings up The Mail Service]

SpongeBob: Hey, I ordered a parcel on a website, they sent it to you and then you were going to send it to me right this night. Um...So...Where's the parcel?

On Phone: *Squeaky Voice* *Nonsense*

SpongeBob: Uhm...I see...Well, I guess I'll have to come...[Hangs up and walks into living room] I'm um...Going to the Mail Office. Turns out none of their vehicles are accessible at this moment in time and I have to walk there. I'll see ya later.

[SpongeBob walks out of his house]

Squidward: Well, I think that's a great time for me to leave and go home.

Sandy: Squidward, what do you have against SpongeBob? What did he possibly say to get you angry then?

Squidward: He said I'd have to wait for a Slideshow. I'm not waiting for one. I wish I never met SpongeBob.

Sandy: Oh really? Let's see how your life would be if SpongeBob never came.

[The scene goes to Squidward inside of his house playing the clarinet]

Squidward: Ah, there's nothing like a relaxing day inside of sunny Bikini Bottom. No annoying neighbours, no annoying workers. Life is great.

[Squidward's House Shakes and a Squidward looks out of his window]

Squidward: What the barnacles!? Oh my goodness! [See's a Buff Strong Heavy Metal Fan Coming into the Pineapple next to him] All right! That's it! I will not allow this Heavy Metal Guitarist Drummist ruin my quiet life!

[The scene goes to Squidward walking up the Heavy Metal Fan in front of the Pineapple House]

Squidward: Oh, no! No! No! If you think you can just barge up to here you can't! This is my peaceful neighbourhood! You're not gonna ruin it!

Heavy Metal Guy: What did you say!? Little Big Nose Guy!? Because I'm just getting out my gloves of spikes. They really hurt.

Squidward: Oh, I was just saying what a lovely taste in music you have. And...Fruit as well. I mean, Pineapple. That's a great choice...

Heavy Metal Guy: Good, I thought you may have been insulting me.

Squidward: Well, um...I kinda wa-.....

Heavy Metal Guy: Oh, really? Well, then...Give me that clarinet. [Pulls Clarinet out of Squidward's Tentacles and smashes it in half] If you insult me again I'll snap you just like I did with the clarinet.

Squidward: ARGH!!! [Runs into his House]

[The scene goes to Squidward sleeping in his bed at night. He gets awoke by a knock at his door]

Squidward: Huh, what the? Don't they know what time it is!? [Walks downstairs and opens his front door] What is i-?

[Patrick is outside and keeps on knocking on the door which is no longer in front of him causing him to be punching Squidward in the face]

Patrick: [Stops] Oh, hey Squidward. Look, I need a little favour from you. A really small favour.

Squidward: *Sigh* Well then, what is it?

Patrick: Can I sleep with you?

Squidward: WHAT!? Oh, no, no, no, no, no! You are not coming into my house and you definitely aren't sleeping with me!

Patrick: What? Aw...But my house is destroyed and I have nowhere to sleep.

Squidward: Destroyed? How?

Patrick: The Heavy Metal Guy came and said my TV was messing with his TV so he smashed my rock into little pieces of buried the inside of it.

Squidward: Um...I'm pretty sure there's more rocks in the sea.

Patrick: I've looked, all of them are owned by other starfishes....Please Squidward, no one will let me in...

Squidward: *Sigh* Ok....Do you snore?

Patrick: Nah, I sleep like a little angle.

Squidward: Alright, come on in. Just...Don't touch anything!

Patrick: Ok Squid! [The scene goes to Patrick sleeping under Squidward's Bed in Squidward's Bedroom] *Loud Snoring*

Squidward: Grrr....[Puts Pillows over Ears (Well, where they would be)] Why won't he stop!?

[Patrick rolls out from under the bed and then shivers and pulls the bed over him again. This causes Squidward to fall onto the floor]

Squidward: ARGHHHH!......

[The scene goes to Squidward dragging himself into the Krusty Krab. He is very, very tired]

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you look awful. Well, I mean...Even worse than usual! What in the Davy Jones happened?

Squidward: Patrick....He's living with me now...And he doesn't let me sleep!

Mr. Krabs: Do you think you're in shape to work here then?

Squidward: Not really....

Mr. Krabs: Well then, Frank...[Turns around to Fish] You're our new cashier! Squidward, you'll be swabbing the deck now. And by that I mean you'll be cleaning the bathrooms which are very, very smelly.

[The scene goes to Squidward inside of the bathrooms holding a mop]

Squidward: Oh no he doesn't. I'm not cleaning up these bathrooms! Never! I'll never clean them up!

[Mr. Krabs walks out of one of the stalls and walks up to Squidward]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, really? Well, then...I have no more jobs left for you...So in that case, you're fired.

[The scene goes to Squidward walking up to his house. He then attempts to put his keys into the door but the locks are changed]

Squidward: What the!? GRRR....PATRICK!!!!

[The scene goes to Squidward inside of a back alley with a newspaper over him]

Squidward: I'll dance for food! Come down and I'll dance for food! [No People Come down the Alley] *Sigh*

[Normal Time inside of SpongeBob's Living Room]

Squidward: You can't prove that it'd end like that! This is what would actually happen!

[The scene goes to Squidward in the alley again under the newspaper]

Squidward: I'll dance for food! I'll dance for-! [A Woman walks up to Squidward] Um...Hello there...

Woman: Hello there, I want to make you a star! [Gives Squidward a Fridge from the back of her car] Now, here you go! Now dance!

[Squidward dances and the Woman cheers him on and then gives him a card]

Woman: This is my card, come to me at the Convention Hall. I will make you a super star!

[The scene goes to the present time again]

Mr. Krabs: *Laughs* As if! She would probably drop dead if she saw you dancing!

Squidward: That's it! Let's see what would happen to you cheapskate!

[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs putting up a Help Wanted sign in the window of the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: *Sigh* Joe was a great Fry Cook. Too bad he's gone. I'll just have to wait for someone else to come.

[10 Months Later]

[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs putting up a out of business sign in the window of the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: Good bye girl...We've had some good times.

[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs walking up to his house where Pearl is giving out diamonds]

Mr. Krabs: Pearl! What are you doing!?

Pearl: Getting money for shoes! Now leave me alone!

Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Brad: Excuse me, you cut in line...

[Present Time inside SpongeBob's Living Room....]

Mr. Krabs: *Sigh* I guess we'd all have horrible lives if SpongeBob never came into them.

Sandy: Well, actually. In all the ways I've worked it out...Patrick becomes a world wide rock star with fans all around the world loving him. Also, Gary would become a super spy....

Squidward: Patrick having fans is crazy...Gary as an agent? Ha, that's impossible. He's nothing but a lazy, hillbilly snail. Say, where is he anyways?

[The scene goes to Gary inside of a top secret lair with a brown hat on his shell. He looks to the camera and winks at it]

[Back to the Living Room....]

Squidward: He's probably eating the litter out of his litter box...

[SpongeBob walks into the Living Room holding a huge box]

SpongeBob: I'm back! You won't believe what happened to me along the way! This huge rockstar guy offered to give me a brand new holiday mansion away from home if he moved into this house. Oh, and he offered me a really, really big well paying job. Should I agree to the offer?

Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Sandy: NOOOOO!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Um...Ok then...I'm glad you guys want me to stay...Now, here's the box!

[SpongeBob puts down a huge box]

SpongeBob: Can I get some help here opening this thing?

[Patrick opens up the box with SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Here it is!

Squidward: At least remove the bubble wrap! None of us can see it!

SpongeBob: But, the Bubble Wrap is the gift! Everyone loves Bubble Wrap!

Squidward: You mean you kept us waiting for Bubble Wrap?

SpongeBob: Not just any Bubble Wrap! Hawaiian Bubble Wrap!

Squidward: What could possibly make Hawaiian Bubble Wrap different any other Bubble Wrap?

SpongeBob: This! [Pops a Bubble on the Bubble Wrap and all of the windows of the house smash because it's that loud]

Squidward: Ouch...I wish I never asked...

Patrick: Again, again!

[THE END...] [Or is it?...]

[The scene goes to Squidward inside of his house watching a Live Kelpy G Performance. He is then interrupted by SpongeBob ringing his door bell]

Squidward: Grrr...What could he possibly want!? [Opens Door and looks around to see that SpongeBob isn't in sight] Huh? What the? [Picks up Box on Door Mat] "Hey, Squid...I thought you might want this last night...You stormed off though so I couldn't give it to you. Happy Hawaiian Gift!" [Bored] Oh boy...What could this possibly be!?...

[Squidward opens up the box to see a jewel incrusted rare Clarinet that's only available in Hawaii]

Squidward: A Jewel Incrusted Clarinet? Wow!...I've never had one of these! I've never even seen one in town! Wow...Thanks SpongeBob!...

SpongeBob: You're welcome.

[SpongeBob comes up from inside of the box and he is holding bubble wrap in his hands]

SpongeBob: All together now!

Squidward: Oh no....[SpongeBob pops the bubbles and all of Squidward's Windows Smash] SPONGEBOBBBBB!!!!!

[THE END]

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