Hey purps, i don't think your iq is too big

It’s just a normal day.

Im telling my crew something.

Matchy is always there,

But purple seems to always be offline.

 

After its all done,

I ask for positive feedback,

And right then and there, purple’s back online.

 

I ask him what he thinks,

And he responds with either:

Oh, or nice.

So i say back,

 

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big…

 

He always then comes back,

Saying some stuff like:

Im trying, im at the top of my class…

Damn fool.

 

I know purps, you cant hide it from me.

You want to cover up the fact,

That youre not an idiot!

 

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

 

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

 

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big, big, big!

 

It might be as small as a germ.

 

But after the fact,

We are still friends.

Working together at BP,

Your dumbness will never, ever,

Separate us apart!

 

But I won’t deny the fact.

Just come out and say it!

No you’re not gay,

It’s just that…

 

Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

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Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

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Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big.

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Hey purps, i dont think your iq is too big, bigger, and biggest!

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