Genocide of Kelp Thing

Genocide of Kelp Thing is the third of a quintology of SpongeBob episodes. It is the 15th episode of season 5012. It originally aired on the 3rd of March 40,913.

Plot
The episode begins with Mermaid Man rampaging his way to the Krusty Krab. He demands Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs explains that SpongeBob used up all the meat on Earth to make 250 dectillion Krabby Patties for Kelp Thing. Mermaid Man goes into a fury and destroys the Krusty Krab. Kelp Thing then offers some Krabby Patties in exchange for the keys to the Mer-Cave. Regrog goes after Kelp Thing while SpongeBob tries to break Barnacle Boy out of prison. Using a nuclear atomic Martian level eight snail shell grenade launcher, he breaks him out. However, the police chase SpongeBob throughout Bikini Bottom. They corner him at Smiles Mental Asylum where he is imprisoned along with Patrick and Regggrog (not Regrog, Regrog's older sister Regggrog). Back in the Mer-Cave, Kelp Thing gains access to Mermaid Man's atom nuclear dark matter ionised uranuim filled atomic nuclear warheads from the future. He then destoys all parts of Uninted Federal Nuclear Evil Dictatorship of Bikini execpt for Bikini Bottom. Sandy Cheecks busts SpongeBob out of the asylum (leaving those other two twits behind). They go to Mr. Krabs genocidal dark matter facility where the secret ingrediant of the Krabby Patty is created by atomic dark matter powered sludge machines. They steal Mr Krabs' trillion tonne dark matter ray and drive into Bikini Bottom, where Kelp Thing is eating Plankton's cousings with toothpicks. SpongeBob fires the Dark Matter ray at him. Klep Thing dodged the dark matter and it created and rift to Dimension Nega. Bikini Bottom gets sucked into Dimension Nega. The story continues in Darkness of Kelp Thing.