Plankton Wins

Plankton Wins is the first episode of Underwater Adventures.

Plot
TBA

Transcript
(episode starts)

French Narrator: Ah, Bikini Bottom, so peaceful and relaxing... well, sometimes.

(At the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Money, money, searching for all the little smack-a-roos!

SpongeBob: Sir, I've finished scrubbing the toilets!

Mr. Krabs: Good for you, boy. Now go make those Krabby Patties!

SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir!

(SpongeBob goes back to the kitchen)

Mr. Krabs: What a good boy...

(Plankton sneaks through the floorboards)

Plankton: I'm almost there...

(Plankton sneaks through the door)

Plankton: Getting closer...

(Plankton reaches the safe)

Plankton: YES!

(Plankton uses a device to figure out the safe's code)

(The safe opens)

Plankton: Yes! (grabs secret formula)

(Plankton sneaks out the Krusty Krab with the secret formula and goes to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: FINALLY! I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT! OH KAREN! I DID IT!

Karen: You actually got the secret formula?!

Plankton: Yes, and now to make the Krabby Patty!

(At a table in the Chum Bucket)

(Plankton grabs several ingredients for the patty and makes a Krabby Patty)

Plankton: I WON!

(Plankton puts the Krabby Patty on a cloning machine, which clones hundreds of Krabby Patties)

(2 hours later)

(At the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Boy, why is there only one customer?

SpongeBob: I don't know, Mr. Krabs.

Customer: I would like a Krabby Patty please.

(SpongeBob cooks a Krabby Patty and gives it to the Customer)

(Customer eats the Krabby Patty and throws money in Mr. Krabs' face)

Mr. Krabs: What the?!

(Fake money is in Mr. Krabs' claw)

Mr. Krabs: HEY!

SpongeBob: Umm, sir? Look at the Chum Bucket...

(The Chum Bucket is filled with customers)

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) OH NO! HOW DID HE GET ME SECRET FORMULA?!

Voice: Will Mr. Krabs ever get the formula back? Stay tuned for the next episode of-

Mr. Krabs: PATRICK!

Patrick: (stops recording) Sorry. HEY I GOT AN IDEA. I'LL MAKE MY OWN RESTUARANT!!!!

(2 seconds later)

(A restaurant called the Dumb Bucket is next to Patrick)

SpongeBob: How did you build that so fast?

Patrick: I hired this guy to do it.

Guy: CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE

(Meanwhile at the Chum Bucket)

Guy 2: I would like a Chum Stick please.

Plankton: We don't have those anymore, there's just Krabby Patties.

Guy 2: Then I want a Krabby Patty.

(Guy 2 gives Plankton money, and Plankton gives Guy 2 a Krabby Patty)

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, boy, I called the Health Inspector.

Health Inspector: Is this the restaurant?

Mr. Krabs: No, that one.

Health Inspector: Indeed.

(Health Inspector runs to the Chum Bucket)

Health Inspector: Sir? Hello? Anybody there?

Plankton: DOWN HERE!

Health Inspector: Bad quality...

Plankton: Try a Krabby Patty.

(Health Inspector eats the Krabby Patty)

Health Inspector: FLAVOR. FLAVOR EVERYWHERE. YOU PASSED!

Plankton: You cannot outsmart me Krabs! I WENT TO COLLEGE! AND I'VE WON THE BATTLE AND THE WAR, EUGENE!

Mr. Krabs: (crys) MY BUSINESS IS RUINED!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it's okay, you still have the COPY of the secret formula! We can still make Krabby Patties!

Mr. Krabs: I KNOW THAT, but the Chum Bucket is getting more people and eventually the Krusty Krab will be closed!

SpongeBob: We could always sneak in the Chum Bucket, sir.

Mr. Krabs: I'm so glad we hired you.

(Meanwhile, at the Dumb Bucket)

Patrick: TRY ONE OF MY FAMOUS DUMB BURGERS! ONLY 2.99!

Citizens: DUMB BURGERS?! YAY!

(Citizens leave the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: HEY! ONE OF THEM FORGOT TO PAY!

(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are on the roof of the Chum Bucket)

Mr. Krabs: Use this chum to melt through the ceiling, it acts like acid.

(The chum melts through the ceiling right to the room with the secret formula)

Mr. Krabs: WOOHOO! WE GOT THE SECRET FORMULA, BOY!

(A jail cell lands above SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, trapping them)

Plankton: HEHEHEHEHE! (takes secret formula) CAN'T YOU SEE KRABS, YOU CAN'T WIN.

Mr. Krabs: (breaks out of jail cell) They didn't used to call me Armor Abs Krabs for nothing.

(SpongeBob grabs the formula)

SpongeBob: WE DID IT!

Plankton: NO! I ALWAYS LOSE!

Mr. Krabs: Watch this, boy! (punches wall)

(Chum Bucket cracks and falls apart)

Plankton: I knew I shouldn't have used cardboard...

(episode ends)