Mr. Craps Loves TV, but not TV Producers

(Last time on MCS…)

Mr. Craps: What do you mean? CANCELLED?! BULLSHIT!

(Mr. Craps starts crying)

Mr. Craps: Ummm, the show was just cancelled everyone.

Squidward: Oh no I care so much.

Mr. Craps: You guys can all go home, I’m just gonna go lay somewhere and cry.

(Later)

Mr. Craps: WHY?! WHY DID THEY CANCEL MY PERFECTLY AMAZING SHOW?! I’m gonna ask them about this RIGHT NOW! (Calls the show producers)

Producers: What?

Mr. Craps: Why did you cancel my great show?

Producers: Because, someone pitched an idea for a show called “Evicted”, and it’s a lot better than your show.

Mr. Craps: Come on guys! I’ll do anything! ANYTHING!

Producers: Anything, you say?...Give us an original idea that is different from all other shows out there.

Mr. Craps: Alright, uhh. How about, Mr. Craps Survivor 3.0: Pay to Win? It’s about where you progress to the next challenge, you have to pay me, to cast a vote, you have to pay me, to not get eliminated, you pay me, and in general, you pay me!

Producers: Uh, sure. We’ll call you in one week.

(One week later…)

Producers: Yeah so, about your show…

Mr. Craps: Yes?

Producers: We’re doing it-

Mr. Craps: WOO HOO! YIPPEE! (hangs up)

Producers: But- and he hanged up. Hey director, start setting up for our newest show!

Director: What’s it called?

Producers: Mr. Craps Survivor 3.0: Off The Island. Hosted by the one and only Eugene Krabs.

(credits)