Mr. Cock

Mr. Cock is Mr. Crack's derpy, retarded younger brother. He loves to shove his big, meaty claws up pussy CATS' mouths. I can guarantee you that this character is 100% legitimate and isn't just some Mr. Krabs meme recoloured purple and his design looks completely different from his brother. He is the stupidest out of the Pampers gang and envies Pampers for his 'intelligentlemenness'. Mr. Cock is a stupid loner who has no friends except his pet sea-shell, Shelby.

Superpowers
Mr. Cock has one ultimate superpower which can save the world and can even cure cancer. Mr. Cock can... wait for it... hold on... bite his tongue. Amazing, right? Totally original...