Beach Brawl

Beach Brawl is the 2nd Basket Sponge short. It was written by Doctor Bugs.

Plot
On the beach, SpongeBob accidentally challenges Larry to a fight in front of everyone.

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants (main)
 * Larry the Lobster (main)
 * Plankton (main)
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Mrs. Puff
 * Painty the Pirate
 * Pearl
 * Larry's Fan Girls
 * Various citizens

Transcript
(It's is a beautiful day at the Bikini Bottom Beach)

Larry: (flexes him muscles) Just saved a dude from drowning. I'm an awesome and amazing lifeguard.

Fan Girls: (swoon)

Krabs: (drowning) Help!!!! Help!!!!!!

Larry: (does nothing, continues to flex) Check it out, ladies. Never felt sexier in my life!

Fan Girls: (swoon and scream over Larry)

Pearl: I love you, LARRY!!!!!!!!!

Krabs: (sinks deep into the water)

Plankton: (watching from the shore) Yes! I knew it! I knew if I put those bowling balls in his pants he would drown to his death! I'm a genius!

Larry: (turns to his fan girls) Well, ladies. Gotta go lift some weights. These muscles aren't gonna build themselves! (wink)

Fan Girls: (faint)

Pearl: (kisses his arm as he leaves)

Plankton: My genius plot to foil Krabs has finally paid off! (Larry steps on him)

Larry: Whoops! I stepped in dog crap! (scrapes Plankton off his foot with a stick)

Plankton: (under his breath) Curse you, Lobster Brain. I ruined Krabs, and I can ruin you!

[5 minutes later]

SpongeBob: (licking an ice cream cone) What a beautiful day!

Plankton: Hello, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton! Isn't it a beautiful day?

Plankton: Ah yes, isn't it?

SpongeBob: It sure is! It's making me feel happy inside!

Plankton: Say, I was wondering, do you wanna learn something today?

SpongeBob: Of course! I love to learn!

Plankton: Do you know how to say "I love this beautiful day" in Spanish?

SpongeBob: Nope, I sure don't!

Plankton: Just say: "Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him."

SpongeBob: Really?

Plankton: Yep, Spanish is a brilliant language!

SpongeBob: Wow. So if I ever go to China, I'll know how to communicate with them!

Plankton: (facepalm) Sure, SpongeBob. China.

SpongeBob: This is great! I'm gonna go share my knowledge with everyone on the beach! (walks along the beach)

Plankton: Tee-hee. It's working!

[5 minutes later]

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.

Squidward: Say what?

SpongeBob: It's Spanish!

Squidward: No me gusta Bob Esponja.

SpongeBob: Hey, Mrs. Puff! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.

Mrs. Puff: (inflates) Just the sight of you makes me inflate, SpongeBob. Thanks a lot.

SpongeBob: Ahoy, random painting of a pirate head!

Painty the Pirate: Ahoy!

SpongeBob: Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.

Painty the Pirate: That's nice, matey.

SpongeBob: Hey, Pearl! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.

Pearl: Grrrrr!!!! Don't say that about my true love!

Krabs: (washes up on shore)

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him.

Krabs: I agree, lad.

SpongeBob: (with a megahorn) Attention, citizens of Bikini Bottom!

(everyone on the beach gathers to see what he has to say)

SpongeBob: Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him!

Larry: (approaches him; towers over him) What was that, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Larry the Lobster is a douchebag and I'm gonna beat the heck out of him. It's Spanish!

Larry: You know what else is Spanish?

SpongeBob: What?

Larry: (socks SpongeBob straight in the face)

(crowd gasps; fan girls swoon)

SpongeBob: (standing up) Owwww.....what just happened.

Larry: Oh, you wanna know what happened?

SpongeBob: Yes, please.

Larry: (socks SpongeBob straight in the face again)

Fan Girls: (scream and swoon)

Pearl: I LOVE YOU, LARRY!!!!!

SpongeBob: (standing up) I have one last question....

Larry: Yes? Out with it, pipsqueak!

SpongeBob: Do you mind if I do....THIS! (grabs Larry's nipple, spins him around, and sends him flying across the beach)

Fan Girls: (gasp)

Pearl: Nooooo!!!! Larry!!!!!

Plankton: (watching with binoculars from a distance) Yes! My plan's working! Wait.....why does it appear that lobster guy is getting closer? ......AAAHHHH!!!!! (Larry lands on Plankton, crushing him)

Larry: ......I can't get up....

Plankton: Barnacles!