Fly Away

Producer: What the!?

Co-Director: What is it?

Producer: Evicted! season 2 has started earlier than expected!

Co-Producer: And...?

Producer: It means we have to release MCS 3.0 today!

Co-Producer: Alright, it may not be ready but yet sure.

(Episode starts with a pirate ship coming onto an island)

Mr. Krabs: LAND!

Bubble Bass: Krabs, just get to the point already. I'm surrounded by background characters and I want to get out!

Mr. Krabs: Fine.

(He takes off his pirate costume)

Mr. Krabs: Greetings fellow comrades!

Everyone: Hello Mr. Krabs...

Mr. Krabs: As you may have noticed, Mr. Craps is gone, so I've taken his spot! First thing I want you people to do is to decide who might be the best and worst player on Zikula and Hasno.

Monty: I'm pretty sure Janet is gonna be out soon.

Janet: Oh, I wish Marty was here, I'm scared!

Angry Jack: Can't you people see that Rocky the Rock is gonna be out! He’s a freaking rock!

Rocky: ...

Monty: Either that or Woopla.

Woopla: Woopla!

Tom: There's no doubt that Flats is the strongest on Zikula.

Flats: Yes, I know. If you people disagree, I will punch you.

Bubble Bass: Alright fellow Hasno members, I am the strongest and your new leader.

Gene: I can assure that is 100% wrong.

Gary: Meow.

Howard: Why do we have a snail on our team? They’re gonna get out soon.

Travis: I’m pretty sure I’m the strongest, I’m a ghost!

All of Hasno: Yeah, I agree, yep.

Mr. Krabs: Now that you’ve done that, welcome to the island. Where you will face trials, hardships, friendships, and arguments. Firstly-

Director: Hey uh Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Yes?

Director: This series won’t take place on an island.

Mr. Krabs: What kind of Survivor is this?!

Director: You do want that money, right?

Mr. Krabs: Fine...everyone, come aboard onto the Southsea airlines, where you will be flown to your first challenge.

Everyone: WOO!

(On the plane)

Fred: I’m so excited! Just make sure I hurt MY LEG! in it.

Mr. Krabs: For your first challenge, you will skydive, aiming for hoops. At the end, I will tally up the number of hoops, and whatever team has the most wins! Also, your parachute opens right before you hit the ground.

Scooter: That’s so cool my duuuudes!

Janet: That sounds dangerous!

Mr. Krabs: And Travis, no flying.

Travis: Aww.

Mr. Krabs: When I say ready, you go. Ready? GO!

(Scooter cuts the line and jumps out)

Scooter: Radicaaal!

(Scooter gets through 9 out of 10 hoops)

Mr. Krabs: Rocky, your next!

Rocky: …

(Someone pushes Rocky)

Mr. Krabs: Ok…

(Rocky gets 0 out of 10 hoops)

Mr. Krabs: Next!

(Everyone goes through the hoops)

Mr. Krabs: Ok I have tallied up all the scores! Zikula has a total of 68 points, and Hasno’s total is...83! Hasno wins! Zikula, at sunset, come to the tribal council.

Debbie: Where is that anyway?

Mr. Krabs: We have designed the back of this giant plane to look like an island! So you’ll be comfy with it.

Debbie: How big is this plane?

Mr. Krabs: Do you think I know? Now go to your camps!

(Later that day, Zikula conversation)

Monty: I think Woopla should be voted out, he got only 1 point! He belongs in the trash!

Angry Jack: WHAT ABOUT THE ROCK!! ZERO POINTS! IT’S A ROCK!

Janet: That’s not very nice.

Angry Jack: GRIWODKOIDOWPODBDOWKHDOWJCPENDOSKJDOENFOEJFO!

Flats: Ok I need some people to shut up and decide who we’re voting out! I need sleep!

Tom: Fine, are we gonna do Woopla and Rocky?

All of Zikula: Yes!

Tom: Alright, let’s go to sleep.

(Meanwhile at Hasno)

Bubble Bass: How did we win that? I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that, but think about it!

Bert: It’s luck, Bass. It’s one victory for us until we go downhill. They just need to get the losers out.

Mr. Krabs: Hey what are you guys talking about?

Bubble Bass: CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY, KRABS?!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, ok. (Walks away)

(At Tribal Council)

Mr. Krabs: Welcome everyone! Please, write down your vote on this piece of magic that we call paper.

(Everyone writes down stuff, Mr. Krabs collects it.)

Mr. Krabs: Ok, time to read this! Let’s see...Woopla, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Woopla, Woopla, Woopla, Woopla, Woopla! Woopla is out!

Angry Jack: WHAT THE HELL!

Woopla: Woop da woop, Woopla. (Woopla jumps out of the plane)

Mr. Krabs: Ok, time for bed. Tomorrow will be out true first challenge, today was just a taste.

(Episode ends)

 

Mr. Craps (watching on TV): This is bullshit. This is crappy. I hate this. This is nothing like my show! They’ve removed the good parts and changed it all up! This must be stopped. I need a plan, a plan to stop this. I will reclaim my prize!