The Heron Whisper

The Heron Whisper is the pilot episode of the SpongeBob Crocodiles! series. In this episode, SpongeBob gets Gary the heron, despite the money.

Transcript
SpongeBob: PATRICK!

Patrick: Yes?

SpongeBob: I need a pet!

Patrick: Well you can get either a heron or flamingo...

SpongeBob: I know Patrick!

Patrick: I know how you can get one with no money!

SpongeBob: Really? Tell me!

Patrick: Ok. SCRATCH THEM LIKE THERES NO TIME!

SpongeBob: Hmmm,...Naaa....

Patrick: You may want a pet. But the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma (mind bubble shows milk spilling)

Patrick: Hey! remember when I survived last summer?

SpongeBob: Yep!

(Flashback begins)

Patrick: And now, I will swim in a human swarm! (Jumps in pool full of gummy men) I AM ALIVE!

SpongeBob: Uhh... Patrick. They are GUMMY men. They ARE not real!

Patrick: Oh...

(Flashback ends)

Patrick and SpongeBob: Good times....

SpongeBob: I want a Heron!

Patrick (eating a fish and gulping): ok...mmm....

(SpongeBob runs to the pet store)

SpongeBob: I WANT A HERON!

Random Croc: Ok. 292 dollars

SpongeBob: Well...

(SpongeBob gets kicked out of the pet store)

SpongeBob: Now I will never have a pet... just a fox hat (takes off and looks at fox hat) Why do I have this anyway? (puts hat back on).

(SpongeBob spies on pet store people)

Phone: it this the pet store

Harold: No this is Harold.

Phone: It this the pet store?

Harold: No, this is Harold!

Phone: Is this the pet store?

Harold: NO! THIS IS HAROLD!

SpongeBob (laughing): THAT IS THE NAME OF THE STORE! (leaves)

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Hi Pat!

Patrick: Is your heron invisible?

SpongeBob: No Pat, I'm broke.

Patrick: Oh, sorry for your loss. Of money...

SpongeBob: Wait, Herons also live in the swamp!

Patrick: Bye SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Bye Pat!

Time Card: At the swamp

SpongeBob: Looks like nothing is here...

???: Squack!

SpongeBob: A heron! Yay!

???: Yay!

SpongeBob: I will name you, Gary!

Gary: Squack!

SpongeBob: Roar!

Gary: Cheep!

SpongeBob: Am I nice?

(Gary Shakes head)

SpongeBob: Yay!

SpongeBob: Come on Gary, YOUR going with me!

(Night, at SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: Good night Gary!