Quality Food

Quality Food is the first SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show short.

Plot
Are Plankton's new extremely high prices too good to be true?

Transcript
Setting: Chum Bucket

Plankton: I'm a failure! I've spent my entire life trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, and every time I fail.

Karen: That's your problem. You spend to much time trying to ruin Krabs's buisiness, that you never have time to improve yours.

Plankton: Shh Karen, I'm trying to think... that's it! Instead of trying to ruin Krabs's buisiness, I need to spend more time improving mine. Why didn't I think of this before?

Karen: [Sighs]

Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket

Plankton: [Writes on billboard] Finished. "Chum sticks now just $3.00."

Fish: Wow! Chum Sticks now just $300! Something that expensive has to be quality food! I'll take twenty!

Plankton: Huh? [Observes that he left out the decimal point on the billboard.] Oh. I can't believe that sucker just paid $6,000 on Chum Sticks.

Setting: Chum Bucket

Fish: [Eats Chum Stick] It's the most fowl thing I've ever tasted, but I must have more! Hit me again!

Plankton: At this rate, I'll be the richest single cell organism in Bikini Bottom!

Health Inspector: Excuse me. Are you the owner of this fine establishment?

Plankton: Why yes I am.

Health Inspector: I'm from the health department, and it appears that your chum carries a very contagious disease.

Plankton: What makes you say that?

Health Inspector: Fourteen of your customers in the past hour have required immediate medical attention. I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to shut you down.

Plankton: I knew it was too good to be true.

Trivia

 * The Chum Bucket was never really "shut down," because knowing Plankton, he would just reopen it.
 * Orignally in this short, the Chum Bucket was shut down due to bankruptcy, because Plankton couldn't afford the large amounts of chum he was ordering.