Can't Touch Me

Can't Touch Me
Can't Touch Me is a song sung by Devon Bostick in the SpongeBob and Mario in Minecraft (with the Yogscast!) episode "Criminal Minecraft". It is a spoof of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer.

Lyrics
Mark Walnburg: Hey! Thats agianst the law! That's it! You're coming with me!

Devon:Uh-uh-uh!

Ya Can't Touch Me!

Can't Touch Me!

J-j-j-j-j-just like the bad guy,

from Leathal Weapon 2,

I got diplomatic immunity,

so Hammer, you can't sue!

I can write grafitti,

even jaywalk in the street,

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot,

and touch your sisters' teat!

Can't Touch Me!

Can't Touch Me!

Adam West: What on Earth is he doing?

Devon:Can't Touch Me!

Crystal: I believe that's the worst...

Devon:''Stop! Devon Time!''

I'm a big shot!

There's no doubt!

Light a fire and pee it out!

Don't like me?

Kiss my rump!

Just for a minute,

let's all do the bump!

Can't Touch Me!

Can't Touch Me!

''Yeah! Do the Devon Bostick bump!''

Can't Touch Me!

I'm presidental Devon!

interns think I'm hot!

Don't care if you're handicapped,

I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world,

from Hartford to Back Bay!

Go Devon!

Hey, Devon!

MC Devon!

Yo Devon!

Let's see Reggis rap this way!

Ya Can't Touch Me!

Devon:(to Crystal)Except for you. You can touch me.

Mario:(humming to the song)

Xephos: Mario, stop dancing!

SpongeBob: Yeah. The song's over.

Mario: Oops. I'm-a sorry.