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Logan Paul: Previously on Attack of the Show...

Chin-Chin: Why are we even still doing this? Our ratings are in the toilet. We should have been cancelled one episode ago and for not airing eps 4-11 when our audiences demanded it.

Logan Paul: We have been behind on schedule for quite some time. Eps. 4-11 were condensed versions of Eps. 3-63. Your terrible business practices have gotten us DMCA'd by Nickelodeon, gotten us demonetized, and worst of all we are not even running this studio from 4Kids anymore. We were kicked out by that green leprechaun, Noah.

Chin-Chin: Noah is the reason why I took over his business. It is time for some lore.

Logan Paul: Yes, Lore.

5,000 chromosomes ago was the beginning of a great war, this war was known as the Great Anime War. The previous owner of 4Kids was dying so he needed a way to survive, so he began to fuse himself with his only project left, the 4Kids Dub of Yu-Gi-Oh!. When the two fused, Al Klan took the form of Gozorzo Kiaba who sought to revive his company and to bring his son back to life who would then use his company to promote anime genocide. He especially hated Yugi Muto who often criticized his own show for all the garbage that he caused. Al Klan needed to do something, so he freed his son, Noah in order to trigger the Great Anime War. Soon after the war started, the Peacelords stepped in who were allied the EU and President Aji Pai. President Aji Pai told Noah about the Great Meme war (no not the one from 2016) where he and the EU single handedly killed cringey memes. At first Aji Pai wanted to stop the animes until he saw through what Noah was really offering. Noah was offering the death of the Filthy Frank show, to have it purged from the internet. Aji Pai being angry at Noah for insulting the Harlem Shake knew that he had to protect his favourite YouTube video, the Harlem Shake at all costs. Aji Pai had to totally to something to brake his character, actually care about the internet for once. Aji Pai used his fidget spinner on Noah. Soon after Noah fell temporary, Aji Pai was going to report back to King Dorito who was not happy that he had competition for his throne.

King Dorito: This is bad. Advisor: I don't see what you can do about it. Aji Pai: We must start declaring Noah, a threat to national security. King Dorito: How dare he start declaring himself, God of the New World. Aji Pai: There is no way that filler villain is going to do damage.

Aji Pai soon had an idea, he was going to give Chin-Chin freedom. King Dorito: What are you doing, shopping at Wal-Mart? The dark one must not escape prison. Aji Pai: I am going to make a bargain with Chin-Chin at the request of the Peacelords

Aji Pai with the help of the peacelords freed Chin-Chin and soon King Dorito was going to deploy Chin-Chin to Noah's fortress, 4Kids Entertainment. Noah and the Big Five guarded the fortress. Chin-Chin was about to take them all out.

The Big Five: Someone has invaded the fortress. Noah: Who is there? I see a man with black latix. No big deal. Take him out guards. Chin-Chin: Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo The Big Two: Holy shit, he killed three of our guards Chin-Chin: Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo Noah: Useless guards, they always fail me. Chin-Chin: Bedtime is over kid. Noah: I have already killed my father. He was a fake. He wanted to continue 4Kids at it's current state but to me I've always dreamed something bigger. I will use 4Kids to rule all dimensions. Chin-Chin: Good luck with that, you filler villain.

Chin-Chin put Noah back in the virtual realm. Noah: Oy Barnacles!!!!

King Dorito: Good work, but your not going out free. Hard work comes with a price. Chin-Chin: Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

Chin-Chin was forever locked up contained within the 4Kids Dimension begging for freedom but one day he started learning more about his powers. Chin-Chin found out that he could repower the factory to cross over to other omiverses but not by himself. King Dorito used the place as a prison and when it came time for him to lock up other criminals. Very soon Chin-Chin would use those criminals to transform 4Kids Entertainment into his Headquarters. Chin-Chin had a full sized staff to make at least a couple episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants. Chin-Chin revived the previously dead meme, Dr. Rabbit to do his bidding. Dr. Rabbit had died at a car crash under the hands of King Dorito and Aji Pai who had a plot to kill cringy memes all of which were already locked up deep within the ocean where no one can free them. Chin-Chin's relations with Dr. Rabbit, his staff, and 4Kids Entertainment will lead him to the current situation he is in.

Chin-Chin: I can't believe we destroyed our empire. 4Kids Entertainment was bringing me all sources of chromosomes but I am afraid that without a single Chin-Chin sacrifice, I am nothing.

Logan Paul: No, Chin-Chin, don't Die.

Chin-Chin: My time is short. Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo.

Chin Chin had passed away into dust. Logan Paul was crying stuck forever in the Shadow Realm.

King Dorito: Chin-Chin is dead.

Aji Pai: I can't believe he survived the Shadow Realm for that long.

King Dorito: It took 63 episodes for him to finally rot away like he should have a long time ago.

Aji Pai: You know about the proxy war. Are our units winning?

King Dorito: The Barnacle Super State has fallen since episode 24 and Noah's empire is finally about to crumble. Other villains who once were part of the part of the proxy war had been taken over by the big five or joined forces with Noah. If your worried that you will not be President anymore, don't worry I've got this taken cared of.

Aji Pai: I know how you think. You see we did not even do much fighting in this proxy war since this whole war was about division. We had everything planned from the start even us losing territory was part of the plan.

King Dorito: 55-D Chess never fails me and it is a lot better than sissy 4-D Chess.

Advisor: I do not get what has happened in the last 63 episodes I am trying to wrap my head around it. We just start off with the 13 ghosts story arc and then we just jump to the final arc without any subtle. It's almost like the writers got bored of this spin-off.

King Dorito: This is all part of the plan. When this proxy war ends with Noah and his army finally beheaded, I will finally come visit SpongeBob in order to ROAST him.

Advisor: A ROAST, are you kidding me? We started this whole dimensional scale war just to make a bogus Roast on why SpongeBob sucks.

King Dorito: This is not a rant on SpongeBob, well part of it is? You, John Enter had been with us since the beginning. You even dressed up has myself during the early episodes to scare ex-slave Moonman. What this is all about is a gaint roast on this spin off, the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki, people who can't spellcheck, autistic tards, weeaboos, and other degenerates that came towards my face.

Servant John Enter: I have been a spy for both Noah and Chin-Chin for quite some time. When I betrayed Chin-Chin, the audience was like WTF, when it was forshadowed from the beginning that I was never on Chin-Chin's side. I think it is time for a good recap on what happened between Eps 4-63 in the Japanese version.

John Enter and King Dorito began to tell their story which also included the story from SpongeBob's perspective. It all began with the story of Moonman, a man whose world was lost due to the death of a person called the narrator. When Aji Pai sized that world claiming that there should be no sunstates allowed, Moonman knew that it meant that his land was going to go to the hands of the Barnacles who was lead by Mr. DLC, a puppet ruler of King Dorito who only invaded worlds if it was for his enjoyment. Mr. DLC being a Barnacle did not like Moonman's anti Barnacle sentiment so he killed the narrator in hopes to reshape his world into a Barnacle friendly one.

Mr. DLC: It is quite a shame that you could not embrace the ways of the barnacle, Moonman. Moonman: Learn CCindness or get lined by the Triple C. Mr. DLC pointed back at the Triple C who was under Mr. DLC's control. Mr. DLC: Insult Barnacleville one more time or you will get the rope. Moonman: I will not get the rope. Mr. DLC: It is already too late. You are getting replaced. BarnacleMoon: HAHAHA.... I am no longer a Donut Steel OC. I am now the real deal. Your weak Moonman. BarnacleMoon is way stronger. Moonman: You get the rope tonight. BarnacleMoon: No. Oy Barnacles. Mr. DLC: You will never escape the Barnacle Superstate. I will watch you suffer as you become the only non Barnacle on this planet.

Moonman put BarnacleMoon in the oven. Moonman had to escape his dimension since it become too hosible fro him. Moonman eventually learned about the power of narrators and how they can shape worlds. Each narrator had the ability to make the world's they like. Moonman knew that his world was taken over by a puppet of Mr. DLC who ran a place known as Barnacle Planet. Mr. DLC sought to bring Barnacles to every dimension and those that disobeyed were purged of non-Barnacles. After Moonman had killed the new narrator, the new narrator wanted to make sure that Moonman's world would be blown up if he died. King Dirato then showed up and made Moonman his personal slave. Moonman stopped fighting for a barnacle free universe at least until he found SpongeBob's world where it was revealed that the French Narrator hated Wars for the Barnacle people, but he kept the subversion of his people quietly. Barnacle Man had to do something to stop Mr. DLC from changing the laws of how his world works. King Dorito, Aji Pai, and Mr. DLC often spied on Moonman's conversations with the narrator and often made plans to kill him, but King Dorito could not betray him since he was on good terms with him since the French Narrator was also responsible for purging the memes and locking them up. But once the French Narrator died, the French Narrator made sure that the land will get infected by memes before getting infected by Barnacles. Once the memes started becoming free, King Dorito had to speed up his plans for the destruction of Bikini Bottom. King Dorito was going to send in Mr. DLC to infect the land with Meep magic. Moonman began to place his order on a Barnacle pizza with double the barnacle in hopes to study the barnacle speciman. SpongeBob and Squidward both took the task to find out the caller who was Moonman and the three learned about who BarnacleBob really is and what kind of war criminal his boss Mr. DLC is.

Moonman: This is the Barnacle World Order but in a grand dimensional scale. SpongeBob: No way. Squidward: I used to feel bad about killing Mr. Krabs but not anymore. SpongeBob: How dare you talk to Mr. Krabs like that.

Moonman and SpongeBob began to make talks about reviving Mr. Krabs but had to kill Squidward in order to stop the Barnacle infection which startled SpongeBob. Moonman and SpongeBob began to Enter the Shadow Realm by Killing himself. SpongeBob found not only Mr. Krabs but the French Narrator as well. Together with the help of the French Narrator, SpongeBob was able to free his friends from the Shadow Realm. Moonman had to keep the French Narrator alive who was now being targeted by Mr. DLC and the Barnacle World Order. SpongeBob slowly saw his world change into one that looked like Moonman's before it was destroyed. Moonman still remembered the quest to find the 13 ghosts, but unlike before where he actually wanted to follow the orders that were given by King Dorito, he was going to collect them in order to free Bikini Bottom from Mr. DLC's control.

Moonman began to reflect on his past as white tailor trash and decided to abandon the past in hopes to become something better. His interactions with SpongeBob and the crew taught him compassion. The team eventually decided on a plan to end Mr. DLC. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs would hop over to over worlds in hopes to gain an army to stop Mr. DLC and then come back. The French Narrator, Dr. Rabbit, Sandy, and Moonman would find the 13 ghosts. Meanwhile back at 4Kids Entertainment, Lord Dorito knew that Chin-Chin had upset the Barnacle World Order by hogging control of SpongeBob's world by sending Dr. Rabbit to kill the French Narrator. The fact that the world was no longer in Lord Dorito's control deeply up setted him, so he got Nickelodeon to file a DMCA on 4Kids Entertainment. This move hit Chin-Chin's company beyond repair but one of his employee's John Enter who was a spy that pretended to be not aware of the situation decided to backstab 4Kids Entertainment by reviving the old boss, Noah Kaiba.

John Enter: Give me a raise. Chin-Chin: No! John Enter: You have proven to be a terrible boss who only likes to use your employees as tools to inflate your ego. Chin-Chin: Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

John Enter held the usb stick that contained Noah and freed him using an unsuspecting pawn as a host for Noah. The host then quickly changed appearance to that of Noah.

Noah: HA HA HA HA HA! It's been a long time, but I've been waiting for round two. Chin-Chin: Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo Noah: To the Shadow Realm you go.

Noah then banished Chin-Chin to the shadow realm, taking ownership of his company again and then he began to make plans for reviving the Big Five.

SpongeBob and his crew quickly landed to the first anime world, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. In there he met Jotaro just right before part 3. Jotaro showed SpongeBob how to be a man just like in the SBSP film. But Jotaro was having a problem, the destruction of anime characters. Jotaro had found out that Avodal had been killed off again. Hol Horse was revealed to be working orders for someone other than Dio. This pissed Dio off so he sent out on a hunt to find the green leprechaun. Jotaro's quest was switched from fighting Dio to finding out the source of anime genocide. Noah had showed up in hologram form nearby after Jotaro finished off another stand user. He had revealed that Dio's fortress was under his control and that Dio's body now belongs to one of the big five. Jotaro who was suspicious of SpongeBob quickly joins forces in hopes to save Hope meanwhile the other stand users with Jotaro stay by to fight off the Barnacles or Noah's forces.

SpongeBob with his new ally knew that he would one day save his world from the Barnacles.

SpongeBob landed to the next world, Naruto. SpongeBob and Jotaro discover the village of the leafs finding out about the village being under attack by a power force known as the Village of Barnacles. Naruto learns about who BarnacleNaruto is, why he exists, who King Dorito, what powers narrators have, etc. . Naruto tells them about how his friends Susake and Sakuara were attacked by a ninja who calls himself Dllsu who leads the Village of Barnacles. SpongeBob and Jotaro quickly find out that Dllsu is Mr. DLC using an alias. SpongeBob and Jotaro quickly land themselves into missions given by the forth hokague that involve purging the village of the leafs. SpongeBob meets Mr. DLC in the flesh only to be attacked by one of his minions, Aji Pai who used Fidget Spinner Jitsu on SpongeBob. Jotaro uses his stand powers to get rid of him. Very soon SpongeBob then meets Plankton for the first time outside of Bikini Bottom in a ninja outfit. Plankton uses jitsu on SpongeBob but SpongeBob does not know if Plankton is a pawn of the Barnacle Super State or a pawn of Noah's legion of people wanting to genocide anime. SpongeBob and Naruto successfully save the Village of the Leafs but only for now. The hokague warns of a second attack by Mr. DLC or a separate attack led by Noah and the Big Five. Naruto leaves his world to help SpongeBob fight Mr. DLC.

Now with Naruto on his side, SpongeBob lands at the next world, Yu-Gi-Oh!. SpongeBob, Jotaro, and Naruto quickly learn that they can't use their abilities here so what they decide to do is collect trading cards. SpongeBob learns about these new card sets based on Barnacles. At first SpongeBob, and Jotaro see this as a joke mocking Barnacles, but they learn the truth. SpongeBob goes outside and sees that the creator of Duel Monsters has gone bankrupt and is living on the streets and that Kiaba Corp is next. It is here that SpongeBob learns about Noah, 4Kids, and Kiaba Corp. Kiaba tells SpongeBob that his little brother used to watch episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants but once SpongeBob became BarnacleBob he stopped. Mokuba has been in seizures constantly mad at how the writers turned SpongeBob into a Barnacle. It is here that SpongeBob finds out what his friends are doing back in Bikini Bottom. He learns that they have been captured by Plankton who is now working under Noah. Plankton then kills an anime waifu from the Vocaloid universe on live TV.

Plankton: HAHAHAHAHA! Another Anime girl killed. That's one less Otaku Weeaboo waxing his carrot. Noah: Thank you new servant of mine. I've given you a piece of Planktropolis but the war against those who ruined my life haven't been brought to justice yet. SpongeBob: Holy Neptune, I just saw someone die in live TV. Even this stuff doesn't even fly by under today's social climate. Noah: I knew your watching this program, SpongeBob or Yugi Muto. Well SpongeBob at least I knew I can make a bargain with you. As for you Yugi Muto, go drown in an ocean with your weird hair. Kaiba: If that bastard thinks he is after my company again. I swear that I will have your head, Blue Eyes White Dragon Style. BarnacleBob: Die Evil Plankton! Those coins I am sniffing are going straight to my heart. Plankton: You will rue the day, SpongeBob? No wait your not SpongeBob. Who are you? BarnacleBob: You have just meet the first minion of Mr. DLC I was created in a Barnacle lab just like all the other BarnacleBros. I am a Donut Steel OC. Jotaro: I sure want to punch that green haired punk in the face. Star Platinum. Naruto: Claim down! Jotaro: What my powers don't work here? What kind of black magic is this? BarnacleBob: HAHAHA, eat my words Plankton. But I got an insurance policy that will make me win the war for Mr. DLC. Barnacle Bob had just introduced BarnaclePlankton. BarnaclePlankton: HAHAHAHA I am you except actually evil! I will start by showing you what real murder looks like. Moonman: Nooooooo! My hand. That hand is my roping hand. Sandy: No! I might be next. BarnaclePlankton: If you want to see your friends alive, you better come back to Bikini Bottom SpongeBob. Plankton: That is my line. BarnacleKaiba then stepped in. BarnacleKaiba: Screw the Rules, I am a Barnacle. Kaiba: That is my line. BarnacleKaiba: You don't stand a ghost of a barnacle.

BarnacleKaiaba and Kaiaba fought in a children's card game.

BarnacleKaiba: This isn't even my final form.

BarnacleKaiba all of a sudden grew an extra nose.

BarnacleKaiba: I am no longer the Barnacle, I am the maximum Barnacle.

Kaiba defeated BarnacleKaiba but there was a problem.

BarnacleKaiba: HAHAHA! I can't die. 4Kids Entertainment censors death which means I am immortal. Us Barnacles are immortal beings in worlds controlled by Noah. Kaiba: I thought I defeated that bastard. I am not playing a second card game. Let's get out of here. BarnacleKaiba (holding an invisible gun): You see in 4Kids World, guns turn to lasers! HAHAHAHA!

Kaiba just escaped BarnacleKaiba and saw what the Barnacle cards do. All of the Barnacle cards had a pattern, they involve treating life points as cash or making the player 4Kids censorship as an advantage rather than a weakness. Kiaba had to get the help of Yugi Muto and his friends. Yugi Muto and SpongeBob were going to team up against the Barnacle menace so they went to Duelist Kingdom on a boat to reclaim Pegusus's castle but the boat was led by none other than someone who worked with Noah. The captain who shipped the boat to SpongeBob and Yugi Muto turned out to be the same captain that Jotaro fought in his adventure against Dio but there was a twist. The boat person can actually use his stand due to being part Barnacle and having the Barnacle cards. Jojo had to fight him once again but this time without his stand. Jojo and Naruto find a way to bulls**t out of their way out of the fight. After the fight is over, Jotaro finds himself stranded on the ocean. Later a bigger ship comes by and it is revealed that Noah has paid SpongeBob a visit. Noah is on a ship with the big five, John Enter, and Plankton.

Plankton: Join us SpongeBob, together we will rule the world and rid the omiverses of the Barnacle menace. SpongeBob: I may want to save my home from the Barnacle Menace but not if it means serving under a different despot. Noah: Despot, that's rich. What I only want is a world where everything is sunshine and rainbows. A world of love and not a world of war. A world without neckbeards and weeaboos. SpongeBob: I have seen what you are doing to my friends at Bikini Bottom and it is evil. Noah: I am full of sunshine. I have made people's lives better and not worse. Also I am nowhere near as evil as that King Dorito guy who destroyed your homeland beyond repair. Always remember if you oppose me, you serve King Dorito by design. Yugi Muto: Do not listen to his deceptive language. Noah: What do you have to gain from diminison hopping can't you see that you have made the lives of your friends much worse by making them leave their areas only to serve your own special purpose. You see SpongeBob, your a villain. You did all of this just to perverse a life at Bikini Bottom. Noah: Jotaro is now unable to finish the fight with Dio. Noah: Naruto is unable to become the Hokague he dreamed of being. Noah: And Kaiba, poor Kaiba, the sad thing about you is that your the biggest narcissist in the world. We could have been best bros but you stabbed me back as a child forcing me to live a fake live in the virtual realm. Jotaro: Anyone that does business with Dio is an evil person. Noah: I have Dio captured right here, as for Holy I got some new pictures of her right here made exactly by your friend Joseph captured right here. Holy is dying and joining me is the only way to save her. Joseph: I do not know how he managed to do it, but he beat me in a stand battle with the help of Dio. He also has Dio locked up in a coffin near by. Noah revealed the coffin showing that he managed to beat Dio. Noah: You see I am a real show off, I have beaten Dio but not alone. I have gathered many allies who have joined the cause of purging all Anime from existence. Plankton is just one of many. Say hello to Susake. Naruto: How dare you turn Susake evil? Susake: I did not turn evil, I choose this path for power. I did this to outrank my brother so that I can prove that I am the powerful one and that he is not. Noah: Prepare to see Dio, he beaten easily. He is not so tuff after all. Susake killed Dio but only due to Dio being controlled by someone else and the fight being rigged in Susake's favor. Noah: You see. Dio is now dead, but I can easily use someone that knows time powers to simply reserve time. It will be as if you never accomplished anything, Jotaro. Jotaro: No deal, that was the fakest fight scene I have ever seen. Pure WWE horse****. There is no way that a third rate anime character can defeat one of the most powerful stand users. Noah: From what I am seeing no of you people are plotting to join my quest for anime genocide. Good luck drowning, you can't swim forever. SpongeBob: I accept the deal. I must save my friends even if it means siding with Plankton and DIO. Jotaro: I must become the Barnacle to save my friends. SpongeBob and allies are not working for that clown.

Jotaro became a Barnacle in order to regain his stand powers but with a cost, he no longer has any free will.

BarnacleJotaro: Die Noah! Noah: I can pull the same game.

Noah sent one of his minions in the big five who is at this point controlling the body of an anime girl with the power of time travel to rollback time to before Dio died in that fake fight.

Susake: I did not turn evil, I choose this path for power.... Jotaro was holding the Barnacle cards again and so was Dio this time. Jotaro transformed into BarnacleJotaro again and this time, he would slay BarnacleDio. The two fought in a normal stand battle with the whole battle being a stalemate. Jotaro considered this a loss. Noah: Poor Jotaro, so fixated on revenge. Jotaro: I am full Barnacle now. Die SpongeBob and allies.

Jotaro began to destroy everything and everyone on the ship. Dio, Susake, Plankton, and Noah left using a portal. Jotaro was out of control. Joseph Joestar revealed that Hamon is the weakness to eliminating the Barnacle. Naruto began to figure out that Jotaro's power in this world comes from the Barnacle cards and once they run out he can't go on a rampage. Very soon Jotaro was stuck tied up at a still position. He was nearly dead. Joseph Joestar had to finish this trip to beat DIO. Joseph Joestar and the others found a way to get to duelist kingdom using scattered parts. The wrecked ship parts formed a raft which led them to duelist kingdom. There were 4 oppentents. Each were enemies fought from a different world. The person hosting the event was one of Mr. DLC's many pawns, Ceheck. Ceheck was the man who created the Barnacle cards and he revealed 4 opponents that have been converted to the Barnacle World Order, Vanilla Ice, Marik Ishtar, ManRay, and Garra. The four were beaten by the gang and only one of them of an actual game of duel monsters. Soon the puppet for Yu-Gi-Oh!'s world was at the last of his legs. King Dorito was watching from afar.

Servant (masked) (Spoliers: lol it's John Enter): How is that proxy war going? King Dorito: Bikini Bottom is being used to start a three way war. Those fools, Noah and Plankton think they can get a share of their globes. President Aji Pai: The Shadow Games are at a close. The Barnacle Cards have proven to be completely useless. King Dorito: We have been rigging the fight in SpongeBob's favor from the start. It's all part of 55-D Chess. Servant: Chin-Chin seems well disposed of. He will not haunt us in a long time. King Dorito draw an orb. It was Plankton. King Dorito: You see Plankton is making gains for Noah but we know this is all one big pony show. When the citizens see that Noah is the new Hitler, these people will be begging for our control. Servant: Your losing massive territory in several parts of the region in more than one diminsion. I saw the reports, over 1,000,000 Barnacle waifus have been purged. King Dorito: I am looking forward to the game. SpongeBob will be crying in no time.

Ceheck revealed himself to be BarnacleYugi but unlike regular Yugi or Atem he looked much different. Yugi Muto was thought he was going to fight him, but he ended up fighting BarnacleKaiba. SpongeBob was destined to fight BarnacleYugi.

BarnacleYugi: Prepare to DUEL! WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT IN A COOKOFF SpongeBob: What? I thought we were going to play a children's card game. BarnacleYugi: I took your job in the Krusty Krab or should I call it the Krusty Barnacle right when BarnacleBob died. MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SpongeBob: You monster! Making a mockery of my job.

SpongeBob fought in a cookoff against BarnacleYugi. This was the end for the children's card game arc. SpongeBob had shown BarnacleYugi that putting love in his patties is what makes them taste good. The only thing BarancleYugi was ever capable of making was Barnacle Burgers that tasted terrible. At first BarnacleYugi had the upper hand by having a rigged audience that only eats Barnacle Burgers but SpongeBob showed him. SpongeBob and his friends freed Domino City from the Barnacle Menace for now but the war against the Barnacles weren't over.

SpongeBob had to go back to Bikini Bottom with his new found allies. The proxy war was about to start. Bikini Bottom was split into three divisons, the Resistance led by SpongeBob and his forces, Plankton's army backed by Noah, and Mr. DLC's Barnacles.

Mr. DLC (riding a tank): You are quite a fool for coming back here to Bikini Bottom. This place belongs to the Barnacles. Barnacles First. Losers last. President Aji Pai (using a fidget spinner): I can't wait to beat him up a second time. King Dorito: I am just here to watch the blood spill.

SpongeBob arrived at the downtown part of Bikini Bottom. Moonman had revealed which members were captured and which weren't. Moonman revealed that he was captured in the past, but he escaped with the help of Dr. Rabbit. Dr. Rabbit has told SpongeBob that the proxy war has began. Squidward and Sandy have been captured by Plankton while Mr. DLC has captured Mr. Krabs and the French Narrator. Joseph Joestar quickly used Hamon to uncorrupt Jotaro but it was no use. Mr. DLC had shown up to make a speech about the Barnacle way and that Jotaro can't be saved. Very soon. Jotaro and Josepf go to another dimension in hopes to settle this on there own. Josepf finds himself in the planet of Namek, seeing that Friza has been controlled by one of the Big Five. Josepf helped Goku find the dragon balls, defeated a tag team of Friza and Cell. The dragon balls were then used to save Jotaro. Jotaro was back in the game and the three went back to SpongeBob's diminson to fight in the proxy war. Mr. DLC knew that the 13 ghosts of the internet can be used to stop him. Very soon King Dorito arrived again this time plotting to blow up the planet.

King Dorito: We meet again SpongeBab. SpongeBob: We had just defeated Mr. DLC in a cook off using memes to destroy him. King Dorito: It is time to destroy the world. Very soon the French Narrator blocked the explosion. French Narrator: You can't blow up the planet anymore now that I am in charge of this world again. King Dorito: DDDDDAMMMNNNNNN YOUUUUUU!!!!

The French Narrator made it easy for SpongeBob, Naruto, Patrick, and Moonman to defeat Mr. DLC and King Dorito. Mr. DLC was soon a goner. After Mr. DLC had died, Aji Pai and King Dorito fled. Bikini Bottom was freed of the Barnacle menace, but had to still deal with Plankton's empire. Noah and Plankton showed up again gloating about how SpongeBob helped him win the war.

Noah: You may have fought against King Dorito, but the next time he shows up you will not have the French Narrator save you. Plankton: This area belongs to me now. SpongeBob: What you you want Plankton? Plankton: I want the Secret Formula. Noah: Here it is.

DIO showed up again with the secret formula on his hands. Plankton finally got his hands on the formula but there was one problem. SpongeBob looked into the sky and saw a missile. King Dorito had shown up again but this time in hologram form. King Dorito revealed that since he can't influence the region in any way, he was just going to send interdiminsonal nukes instead. The nukes hit all the terrority that Plankton had gained rendering his empire worthless. Bikini Bottom was going to be destroyed for real. Everyone began to escape the dimension and very soon Bikini Bottom was no more. The entire dimension was blown up, but luckily none of SpongeBob's friends were hurt. Meanwhile, King Dorito was angry that his empire was losing influence under the hands of Noah.

King Dorito was using his orb and within the orb was the remains of Bikini Bottom. Servant: I think we have used too many nukes on the region King Dorito: We have plenty but we have lost over half the production facilities. Aji Pai: Give me a background check on all the worlds, Mr. DLC controlled. Very soon the orb revealed Jojo's world. Jotaro's friends were liberating their world from the Barancles and Noah's army. Polif: Take this barnacle and also take this anime slayer. King Dorito: This is not going well. My 55-D chess strategy is failing. The orb showed the village of the leaves next. The Village of the Barnacles were getting slaughtered big time. Ninja: Barnacles are bad. End all Barnacle influence. King Dorito: These sheep are waking up. Moonman must have let the memes free. Curse you Moonman. Very soon the orb was pointing to Domiono City. Duelist: We will not buy these Barnacle Cards. Duelist 2: Yeah Barnacle Cards are a cancer to the game. King Dorito: Yikes, there goes our profits on Children's trading cards. The orb showed planet Namek next. Gohan was seen killing the Mr. DLC of that world. King Dorito had many more planets at his disposal. The orb showed the dimension where 4Kids Entertainment resided. Noah: HAHAHAH! You have lost over 6000 different dimensions meanwhile I have gained control of 500. King Dorito: That bastard! What has happened to my empire! Noah: A legion of wannabe villains have filled the void of your rule. Your empire is collapsing.

King Dorito saw a list of names who have dedicated themselves to conquering worlds, the Gogol Empire, Cell's Army, Plankton's Army, and many more. The death of Mr. DLC who was at one point one of the most dangerous criminals across the omiverse led to a raise of smaller villains. The Barnacle Superstate had collasped. Noah: I have one more surprise for you. It is called a taste of your own meds. Noah began to use nukes to destroy King Dorito's dimension. This was the end of the Barnacle SAGA. King Dorito was fleeing his realm along with Aji Pai and the Servant. Aji Pai called on the Peacelords to protect them and soon they fled their dimension wandering around without any power. Meanwhile SpongeBob's friends are still trying to fight against Noah's army and whatever new villains await them.

Meanwhile back at Dimsdale, Timmy Turner was plotting on making a wish.

Timmy: I wish that I had better grades at school. Timmy looked at his report card and found out that it was an F. Timmy: AJ gets all the better scores. I am begging for you Wanda, to give me a white ethnostate for Christmas. AJ is a CIA Dolphin and I hate him. Wanda: Yes, I will give you a white ethnostate for Christmas.

All of a sudden Dark Laser showed up with an empire fleet.

Dark Laser: Join me Timmy or this will be the end of you. Timmy: I am not joining you, racist. Dark Laser: Together we will make all the non cis people pay for their crimes.

Timmy Turner rejected Dark Laser's plea and soon Dimsdale was ruled by Dark Laser. Noah and King Dorito saw this viewing it as the beginning of a third party entering the Great Proxy War. Noah came to Dark Laser and asked for an alliance but was rejected. King Dorito also was rejected but eventually King Dorito would find a home for this cause.

FANDOM BOSS: Refugees welcome! We currently have also 400,000 dimensions in our control for the purpose of research. King Dorito: Give me your power! I demanded it! FANDOM BOSS: Hold it! You have to do me a favour first. King Dorito: I am up for the task. FANDOM BOSS: I want you to eliminate the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki. It's world is a replica of the one where the proxy war happened. Things might look the same on plain hindsight, but they are very different from regular Bikini Bottom. I want you to go to Fanon Bikini Bottom and find the man known as PolarTem. He and his enemies have been taking part of drama and us folk within the FANDOM network do not like it. King Dorito saw this as his chance to destroy Bikini Bottom the second time. King Dorito found PolarTem and killed him. A character known as Fandom SpongeBob began to see pure evil beginning to take over within the FANDOM network. Very soon Fanon SpongeBob began to see the Barnacle invasion but this time it was led by President Aji Pai and the Servant rather than Mr. DLC. Fanon SpongeBob: The narrator is dead. PolarTem was a good friend of mine. FanonBarnacleBob: Oy Barnacle, I am going to replace you. The new narrator, President Aji Pai has wrote me into the story. Fanon SpongeBob already knew the events of what happened in the real Bikini Bottom so he did his best to make sure that Fanon Bikini Bottom isn't used to start a proxy war with Noah but Noah had already had found out the FANDOM networks and he used the FANDOM worlds to mislead people into believing that he is the saviour of Wikia. Noah: It is time to Make Wikia Great Again. Sick of censorship, cuss words being removed, articles and wikis being deleted. Fight the shadow government of wikia and join Noah's Army and become a warrior for free speech. Plankton: Soon all of FANDOM's users will fall for your ploy. It is genius. Noah: Kelpy G has joined us. Soon we will have 5 vessels for the Big Five. So far we have 3 vessels but I am still waiting for more. There are plenty of Dount Steel OCs that can be used for my army. ColdSteel the Hedgeheg showed up. ColdSteel the Hedgeheg: Hello I am ColdSteel the Hedgehog and I enjoy hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails, killing, death, punk rock, skulls, darkness and more. I can't stand niceness and I am willing to serve the cause of Making Wikia Great Again. Noah: Perfect, we have a new vessel for us. Take him to the lab, Plankton. Plankton wake up Karen. Karen: This person is 100% weeb trash. He must be purged from this land. Plankton: No, don't do this. I programmed you to bring one of the Big Five into this vessel. ColdSteel the Hedgeheg: This is not what I wanted. I enjoy hurtin people, bein badass, not this gay s***. Plankton reconfigured Karen to finally bring one of the Big Five into ColdSteel's body. ColdSteel the Hedgeheg: I enjoy anime genocide more than I do hurtin people. Death to all animes. Noah just had one vessel left. His other vessels included an anime girl that can control time, Susake after he surrendered to the darkness, and DIO. Noah: King Dorito is going to have some tough competition. The Fanon wiki users are the most unhappy with King Dorito's rule. But what they are unfamiliar with is the era of 4Kids Censorship. Plankton: 4Kids is supreme. 4Kids for life. I WIN! I WIN!

King Dorito knew that he had to make a giant roast against the SBFW if he were going to defeat Noah. Will SpongeBob be able to save Fanon SpongeBob's home world from Aji Pai? Will Noah finally die and end his genocide on anime? Will FANDOM become GREAT AGAIN? See you next week on Attack of the Show!