Squidward Moves

Squidward Moves is Episode 5 | Season Two of Spongebob's Modern Life, a parody series created by...

Plot
When Squidly realizes how easy it is to escape the mass confusion he endures daily, caused by Spongebob and Patron, he destroys his own house and tries to build a better one far away.

Storyline
The beautiful sun overlooks Bikini Bottom, before the viewer plunges into the depths of Rock Bottom (a reference to the theme). As the viewer pans across the town of miners in construction hats, dried trees, and shadows, It is not long before the viewer slows to a gentle stop in front of Squidly's house; who is sun-bathing, using a reflective metal held by both hands. A paperboy swerves into view and blindly tosses the morning paper at Squidly; The paperboy, squinting and holding his hand ove his eyes, grimly replies "Sorry! can't see." Squidly grunts, holds out a tentacle threatningly and yells "Moron!" at the paperboy now off-screen, as he picks up and opens the Town Newspaper

Patry then wonders into Squidly's yard and after a quick "Hi neighbor of the darkness" continues with "just came over to hand ya this" and hands Squidly an invitation to a going away party for Mr. Shell, "Spongebob's throwing a huge goin-away party for Mr. Egg - Errrr Shell, ya, Mr. Shell," "Patry leans over close to Squidly's ear and whispers "Sorry, skipped breakfast" before worriedly looking at his grumbling tummy. The Card read:

"You're specially invinted to Mr. Shell's [the word "BIRTHDAY" had a red X over it] going-away party on the 18th!

Squidwards listens at first (albeit sporting a disgusted look the entire time) before returning to his newspaper and bleakly stating "Too bad. Don't Care."

"Well, you're still invited I guess, just don't expect me being there." Patry turns around and begins to walk off Squidly, still uninterested but knowing Patry is in for a conversion, sighs and asks, "Why." "The big Air Baloon Festival, Squidly! Haven't ya heard? They wrote all about it in the newspaper!" Squidly retorts, "The newspaper I would have been reading if I wasn't talking to morons like you!" Squidly make several grunting noises and returns to his paper with an annoyed look.

"What's this?" Squidly says excitedly a few seconds after Patry had left. He inhales and pulls the paper closer to his face. "Local house owner - " he reads aloud "Bill Shell, destroys house to get insurance coverage for apartment in better neighborhood." A grin appears on his face as he says to himself "You mean - " He loses his trail of though as he looks up at the sky and soon envisions himself in the paradisical Bikini Bottom, alongside Squidward, painting, joining clubs and playing clarinet. "Oh, I can't wait to feel that sunlight on my skin!"

This story is not yet finished. This segment of it was written by Jandian at 1:42 A.M. Eastern Time (US) 8/29/2016 or JamesJ_the_crazy from Tankionline