Cream

(Episode opens around the table)

Squidward: Okay so we had 2 votes. And it was a unanimous decision for who gets evicted today. CrazySponge, your time in the game is up.

Voice: Yes, please exit onto the stage.

CrazySponge: GODDAMMIT!

(CrazySponge walks onto the stage)

CrazySponge: o

(Cuts back to table)

Voice: So now we can get to the next challenge. For your next challenge, I have nine ice cream cones. The challenge is simple: whoever eats there’s the fastest wins.

Squidina: What’s the catch?

Voice: The flavors are nasty.

Patrick: What flavored cones are there?

Voice: All scoops were made black to be mysterious, but I’ll tell you the flavors that are out there. Dirt, ketchup, olive, cheese, pickle, pepper, corn, fried chicken, and horned melon.

SpongeBob: Ewwww.

Voice: So come get your ice cream cone and chow down!

Squidina: Horned melon doesn’t sound bad.

(Squidina takes a bite of her ice cream cone)

Squidina: GOD THIS TASTES LIKE RANCID FRUIT WHAT IS IT?!

Voice: Horned melon.

(Patrick gets ketchup)

Patrick: This does not belong in ice cream.

(Squidward gets corn)

Squidward: It isn’t half bad!

(Joe gets fried chicken and takes a big lick)

Joe: Yeah no.

(LightBob gets pickle but doesn’t touch it)

SpongeBob: Wait, LightBob and Fluffward aren’t you guys like sad rip-offs of Squidward and I?

Fluffward: No clue.

LightBob: No, I’m you but better!

SpongeBob: Hmmmmmmm.

(Fluffward gets dirt)

Fluffward: Gabagool! Ughhh.

(Everyone desperately tries to eat their ice cream cone but everyone keeps failing; Mama Krabs gets olive)

Mama Krabs: Hey, this actually tastes good!

(Mama Krabs finishes her scoop)

Voice: Consider me disgusted, but Mama Krabs finished her olive ice cream, meaning she will nominate two people when we get back to the mansion. Speaking of, we’ve never shown a full shot of it.

(Full shot of the mansion, and then zoom into the table room)

Mama Krabs: First I’m going to nominate LightBob, since he’s a rip-off of SpongeBob.

LightBob: Hmph!

Mama Krabs: Next I’m going to nominate Patrick.

Patrick: Why?

Mama Krabs: No reason.

Voice: Hear that? It sounds like voting ends tomorrow at 8:15 CST!

Who goes? LightBob Patrick