The Great Snail Race (Alternate Ending)


 * SpongeBob: Gary, are you listening to me?! Get the anchors out of your pants right now! [Gary is trying to move fast] Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Gary! [SpongeBob jumps up and down while Gary is moving slowly] Go, go, go, go, go!
 * Perch Perkins: And there goes number 7 out of the starting gate. Oh, hang on, folks. He doesn't look so good.
 * SpongeBob: Not good enough, Gary, not good enough! Faster! [Gary tries to go faster]
 * Perch Perkins: I do not like the look of this.
 * SpongeBob: Come on, Gary, it's a race! A race! Have you heard of 'em?! [Gary eyes are now really small]
 * Perch Perkins: That coach is pushing that snail too hard!
 * SpongeBob: Faster, Gary, faster, faster, faster, faster! [Gary's left eye explodes] Huh? [crowd gasps]
 * Perch Perkins: Oh, looks like number 7 has a blowout! [Gary's other eye explodes] Oops, make that 2, folks.
 * SpongeBob: Uhh, Gary? [Gary's shell breaks, showing a machine inside]
 * Perch Perkins: Plus, a blown head gasket! Oh, and the poor creature's still going for it.
 * SpongeBob: [getting worried] Umm, Gary, you can stop now! [Gary is leaving skid marks on the track]
 * Perch Perkins: He's losing control! [Gary is running into the walls, making a bunch of sparks]
 * SpongeBob: You can take a break now if you want to, Gary. [Gary is spinning on the track]
 * Squidward: HA-HA! I am gonna win! You better say bye to your disgusting snail LoserBob! [Snellie notices that and gets angry to Squidward, then goes back and jumps and attacks Squidward] OWOWOWOWOWOW! STOP SNELLIE! STOP! [Then Snellie goes to Gary and carries him to the finish, as he won.]
 * Perch Perkins: I think Mr. Tortellini...
 * Squidward: [off-screen] It's Tentacles!
 * Perch Perkins: I think Mr. Tentacles deserves of what he has done! Participant number 7 has officialy won the Great Snail Race of Bikini Bottom!
 * SpongeBob: See Gary? [annoyed] You shouldn't be so lazy for this! You had to win by yourself! [Then Gary and Snellie starts to get angry at SpongeBob and Squidward]
 * Squidward: Again?! [Then Snellie and Gary starts chasing SpongeBob and Squidward]