Betrayal!

'''Betrayal! '''is the seventeenth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired April 14, 2019 and was written by Purple133.

Transcript
(The episode starts with Bot at the head of a table with King Jasbre at the other end, Crazy to one side, and a few more Newfanonland inhabitants around)

Bot: Okay guys and girls, I think we should use my high tech shit for the knights.

Jasbre: Please show us your “high tech shit”.

(Bot pulls out a melon baller)

Bot: Now you may see this as just an ordinary melon baller, but I see it as a weapon of mass destruction.

Jasbre: No, it’s just a melon baller.

Bot: OKAY FINE!

Crazy: Yeah, okay. So like is our truce with FD still in place?

Jasbre: He hasn’t vandalized anything in legit months so I think we’re all good.

Bot: Maybe we can show him the melon baller.

Jasbre: Just stop.

Bot: Whatever you want “your majesty”.

(Camera cuts to Image in a jail cell)

Image: Huh? Where am I?

(Nobody answers)

Image: Oh so I’m here by myself. Cool.

(Ingot walks in)

Ingot: I brought you some tacos.

Image: Where the hell did you get tacos from in this time period?

Ingot: I found em. Do you want to go another day without eating by composing or do you wnat food?

Image: I want food!

Ingot: Okay.

(Ingot tosses the tacos into the cell)

Ingot: Eat.

(Camera cuts to FD walking through trails)

FD: La la la la la la la la dee dum dee dum d-

(Ingot hops in front of FD)

FD: STAY BACK!

Ingot: FD, I come to make a deal. You vandalize some shit, and I’ll pay you all the money in this sack.

(Ingot holds up a huge sack of money)

FD: Okay, but how do I know I can trust you?

(Ingot takes off his mask but we can’t see his face)

Ingot: You just can.

(FD nods his head and runs off with a spray paint can; meanwhile, Bot is sitting in a room with his melon baller when Dan walks in)

Bot: Oh hey Dan.

Dan: Sup Bot. So you want us to use these um melon ballers?

Bot: Yeah. Scoop your enemies eyes out!

Dan: Holy shit bro are you okay?

Bot: No. maybe you can use them for something else? Like medical stuff?

Dan: I guess we could try.

Bot: Yeah.

(Camera cuts to FD vandalizing Purps’ house, causing Purps to run out)

Purps: FD WHAT THE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

FD: Sorry bro!

(FD runs away, and Purps walks over to Dan’s house)

Dan: Oh hey Purps.

Purps: FD just broke the truce and vandalized my house.

Dan: Oh. Well then.

Purps: Yeah, we should probably stop him.

Dan: Well Bot was over, he said he has some melon ballers.

Purps: Melon ballers? What are we supposed to do with those?

Bot: SCOOP HIS DAMN EYES OUT.

Purps: Are you crazy?!

Dan: Yes.

Purps: Whatever get Crazy over here. Also, has anybody seen Image? like we should probably send a search party out.

(A few minutes later, Crazy shows up)

Crazy: FD broke the rules?

Bot: Yeah, and he was doing so good.

Jasbre: Well people, let’s go enforce the damn law.

Purps: You got it!

(Purps, Dan, and Crazy FD vandalizing the main castle)

Crazy: FD! We don’t want to hurt you!

Dan: I do.

Crazy: FD! Purps and I don’t want to hurt you!

Purps: I do too actually.

Crazy: FD! I don’t want to hurt you!

FD: Okay, cool. It’s not like you can.

(FD casts a spell and freezes Crazy in place)

Dan: What did you do, you magician?!

FD: I simply froze all of his bodily functions for the next two minutes.

Purps: Oh that um, please don’t hit me with that.

FD: Yeah, okay.

Dan: Why did you break the truce?

FD: Ingot was very convincing.

Purps: Ingot? You mean that maniac who kidnapped Image?!

FD: Wait I probably shouldn’t have said his name.

Dan: Well you’re going down!

FD: You fool! I’ve been practicing since the last time we dueled.

(FD makes a ball of water from the ground and whips it around Purps)

Purps: It’s just water.

FD: I can change that.

(FD snaps his fingers and turns the water into a laser)

Purps: Oh. Um, DAN HELP!

Dan: Okay!

FD: Well Dan, you seem to have your hands tied!

(Dan looks down and notices his arms crossed and tied)

Dan: I will beat the shit out o you with my legs!

(FD shoots Dan backwards using air particles)

FD: Seriously is that the best you guys have?

(Crazy unfreezes)

Crazy: It’s been two minutes FD.

FD: And?

(FD freezes Crazy again, making all three heroes immobilized)

FD: And there is nothing you can do to stop me!

(Bot appears behind FD with the melon baller)

Bot: Sup FD.

FD: A melon baller? what a dangerous weapon!

(Bot punches FD in the face and holds the melon baller to his eyes)

Bot: Let my friends go now, and I won’t remove your eyes.

FD: Alright, fine.

Dan: oh thank god.

(FD releases everyone)

FD: I shall return!

(He teleports away)

Purps: Thanks for the save Bot!

Dan: Yeah man, I think melon balling somebody’s eye out is a pretty good threat.

Bot: Yeah it is. Well I’m gonna go sleep. Bye.

(Meanwhile, FD returns to Ingot)

Ingot: So?

FD: Yeah they beat me.

Ingot: You’re a fool. Well I’ll just have to send somebody else in to take care of them.

FD: You never mentioned “taking care” of them.

Ingot: Yeah because I thought you would’ve wanted to do that.

FD: Fine whatever I’m gonna go watch anime.

Ingot: I’m gonna bring in some more people to fight so that the writers have a convenient plot device to add in weekly villai- I mean to destroy Newfanonland! Ha! Ha! Haha!

FD: SHUT UP I’M WATCHING ANIME! GOD!

(Episode ends)