The Park (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

SpongeBob And Patrick Feed The Ducks
(SpongeBob and Patrick are walking to the pond. Patrick seems to be struggling)

SpongeBob: Come on!. It's not that heavy!

(Patrick is shown carrying 3 bin liners full of bread)

Patrick: Do we really need all this bread!?

SpongeBob: Well it was free so you can't argue with that.

Patrick: Well i need to argue!

(They sit down)

SpongeBob: Well were here now to feed the ducks so no use complaining.

(SpongeBob and Patrick throw bread to the ducks)

Patrick: They seem to enjoy it.

SpongeBob: Let's give them more then.

(They throw more bread. After a while the ducks throw bread at them)

Patrick: Is that meant to happen?

SpongeBob: It's probably a signal saying they want more.

Patrick: But they look angry!

SpongeBob: So?. You were angry because you wanted more chocolate. When i gave you some you were cheerful again.

(The ducks throw more bread at them. One of the ducks tosses a anchor at them)

All: Gaah!!.

(They run off)

Patrick: Maybe we should have tried rowing instead!

SpongeBob: You fell in last time!. Let's do some exercise for a change and carry on running!

(They keep on running)

Sandy Attempts To Have A Picnic Peacefully
(Sandy is preparing a picnic for herself. She places the basket onto the cloth)

Sandy: Perfect. (She pulls out a sandwich from the basket) Time to tuck in Sandy. Oh wait i forgot the drink.(She places the sandwich down and get's out a cup of soda from the basket. Sandy notices the missing sandwich) Huh? I must be really starving today. (She get's out another sandwich. She then get's out a straw. The sandwich has also gone) Wow that was quick..... (She get's out another sandwich)

Ant: Ready!. And.....Hup 2 - 3 - 4!. Hup 2 - 3 - 4!

Sandy: How....the....hell?

Ant: Come on. Move it, Move it!

(Sandy snatches the sandwich)

Sandy: Not today thank you! (The ant grabs her leg and tosses it far away) Waaah!!!. So he thinks i can give up that easily huh!?. Time to get serious!

(Sandy grabs the ant and flicks it. The ant makes some Karate noises and beats her up)

Ant: Gentleman....March!

Sandy: I don't believe it!. It knows karate really well!

Ant: Gentleman.....March with me!

Sandy: Well theirs only one thing for it.............*Sigh*....Buy another picnic......

(She walks off upset)

Squidward Messes Around With A Reef Blower
(Squidward is sitting on a bench reading the newspaper. He hears the sound of the Reef Blower)

Squidward: Stop it SpongeBob!

(The noise continues)

Guy: I'm off for my break.

(The guy leaves)

Squidward: I told you to stop......*Sigh*.....Talking to my self (He reads a sign) Gone for break. Please don't touch it. That means you Squidward Tentacles. (Squidward makes a grin)

(Scene fades to Squidward running to an old lady)

Old Lady: Almost their.....

Squidward: My word lady. You sound like you need some help.

Old Lady: Why thank you young man!

Squidward: (Sucking walking stick into the Reef Blower) There! Hope you like standing more than walking!

(Squidward laughs)

Old Lady: (Crying) Oh dear........

(Squidward spots a young kid with Ice Cream and runs to him)

Squidward: Hey there little boy! I know how to make your Ice Cream Better!

Boy: Really?

Squidward: (Blowing dust onto it then sucking it with the Reef Blower) Their good as new!

Boy: (Crying) I hate bullies but....now i hate you more!!

(Squidward's laughing is interrupted by a crowd of fish behind him)

Nat: Oy!. We have a bone to pick with you!

Squidward: Ok i might have been a bit too harsh!. Gaaah I'm sorry!

(He runs off screaming)

Nat: Come here! I'll have your bones for tomorrow's teatime and your skin for Breakfast!

Squidward: Dear SpongeBob....(Squidward starts to think) Now what else do people write in wills......

Mr Krabs Searches For Buried Treasure......Again
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