Oh God

Oh God! Is the second episode of The Chronicles of Eugene.

Plot
Eugene starts an Urchin restaurant and ends up poisoning people.

Transcript
Eugene : Hello again. I know you're well aware of what happened last time, on this show:

(Manly Narrator): The Chronicles of EUGENE!

Eugene : Yeah, yeah, fuck off.

Manly Narrator : I have a very particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like y-

Eugene : Go! Stand in your office corner. No one wants you here, you're disrupting the flow of the episode! Anyways, I bought a to-let building with two cents and a highly exaggerated sob story. I started a sea urchin restaurant in the meantime.

Manly Narrator : Later that day, when that damn fool Eugene isn't breaking the fourth wall.

Eugene : Aye, I need an experienced Japanese chef to start this restaurant. If I can't afford it, I'll have to do it meself!

Manly Narrator can be heard in the distance: Krabs, you're a fucking idiot.

Squidward looks out of his window

Squidward : It's that anchorpants businessy bastard, Eugene. I told him if he started one here, I'd get my hippie friends to beat the shit out of him...

Volcanicity : Doesn't that defeat the purpose of being a hippie?

Squidward : WITH PEACE PROTESTS! Next time, Volc, let me finish my sentence.

Squidward realizes they didn't come back round from that LSD trip last summer

Squidward : I'm done, all my friends are dead.

Eugene : Step right up! Get your urchin salads!

Fred: Urchin? This guy knows what he's doing!

Manly narrator : No, no, no, wait!

Fred : Piss off. You sound like David Attemborough with no talent.

Manly Narrator : Well you look like... a dick... I don't know.

Fred : Ha!

Fred runs off

Manly narrator : Asshole!

Fred gives Eugene five bucks and indulges, only to go rising up to land, belly up, dead.

Eugene : (Sigh)

Police show up without warning : Alright KRABS, that's the final straw

Eugene : No one even called the police, how did you get here?

Policeman #1: You know that blue bloke, Squidward?

Eugene : Yep.

Policeman #2 : He called because he didn't have any friends to protest with.

Eugene : Oh... Fuckin' squids, all the same.

Policeman #1 : Anyway, you're under arrest for manslaughter... and for that snide comment, racism and hate speech, too. You're working up a storm today.

Policeman #2 : He's definitely a grade-a-asshole, that's for sure.

Policeman #1 : Take him away.

Trivia
This episode was banned in multiple countries by christian groups because of its name. Vatican City and Monaco.