Quest For The Holy Grail

Plot
Patrick ends up being in hospital as he thinks he is dying. SpongeBob goes on a quest to find the holy grail located on Grail Island so he can save his best friend!

Script
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through the streets of Bikini Bottom]

SpongeBob: So....About the other day....

Patrick: Oh, come on! You still can't be creeped out about that zombie thing!

SpongeBob: It was a joke, right?

Patrick: Well, duh! If I ever met a zombie, I'd tell you!

SpongeBob: Well...I guess your right! Come on! I need to get to the Krusty Krab!

Patrick: I thought we were going Jellyfishing!

SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles! I'll go Jellyfishing with you tomorrow....Ok?

Patrick: *Sighs* Ok...

SpongeBob: I gotta go! See ya later pal!

[SpongeBob runs away]

Patrick: Well, I better get back home!

[SpongeBob skips away whistling]

Patrick: It's kinda c-c-cold around here....

[Snow falls onto Patrick's head]

Patrick: What the!? Is this snow!?

[A Snow Ball hits Patrick]

Patrick: Ow!

Pearl: Hey, Patrick! Want a snow ball fight!?

Patrick: Pearl!? Aren't you supposed to be at high school!?

Pearl: Yeah, why?....

Patrick: That makes this snow ball fight hundred percent more awesome!

Pearl: Alright!

[The scene goes to the next day where SpongeBob is waking up in his bed]

SpongeBob: Ah, good morning world!

[SpongeBob jumps out of bed and climbs up onto his diving board]

SpongeBob: Good morning Gary!

Gary: Meow!

[Gary puts on a purple eye mask]

[SpongeBob bounces downstairs where he grabs some toast which has just flown out of the toaster]

SpongeBob: Hm, it's a little burnt today isn't it?

[SpongeBob opens up his front door and sniffs the fresh air]

SpongeBob: Well, time to visit Patrick!

[Squidward is opening his letter box outside of his house]

Squidward: I wouldn't count on that....The doctors think he's got some kind of virus!

SpongeBob: What!?

Squidward: What? Didn't you hear all the ambulances just arrive?

SpongeBob: My foghorn must of blocked them out! Where is he now?

Squidward: At the hospital! Those guys were pretty quick!

SpongeBob: I've gotta go see if he's ok!

Squidward: Ok, bye....I won't miss ya....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob in a hallway of the Bikini Bottom Hospital]

SpongeBob: Ugh, I need to ask a doctor where Patrick is!

[A Doctor comes walking down the corridor playing Cup The Rope on a MyPhone]

SpongeBob: Excuse me! Do you know where my friend is?

Doctor: Wait, I'm trying to beat Level 10!

SpongeBob: Wait, are you new here?

Doctor: Yeah, I am! The names Doctor Yes!

SpongeBob: Well....It's nice to meet you Doctor Yes...

Doctor Yes: Ok, I've completed it! What do you want?

SpongeBob: Can you tell me where my friend is?

Doctor Yes: Oh, he's in level 10! I mean room 10....

SpongeBob: Um, thanks?...

[SpongeBob runs away to room 10]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob entering room 10 where Patrick is sleeping in a bed]

SpongeBob: Patrick! Are you ok!?

Patrick: SpongeBob.....Is that you?

SpongeBob: Patrick! What happened!?

Patrick: I've got a virus...

SpongeBob: How!?

Patrick: I think I caught it from that new computer you got me for Christmas...

SpongeBob: Um, Patrick...You can't catch computer viruses...

Patrick: I can't?

SpongeBob: No...

Patrick: Well, Anyways...The doctor said I have only 5 more days to live....

SpongeBob: NOOOO!!

Patrick: He did say you could find a holy grail for me though....

SpongeBob: Wait, which doctor was this?

Patrick: Doctor Yes...

SpongeBob: Patrick, he's a nut job! He can't tell if your going to die!

[The Purple Doctor Fish enters the room]

Purple Doctor Fish: I'm afraid Doctor Yes is one of the best doctors here now...

SpongeBob: Who do you have working here!? The Three Stooges!?

Purple Doctor Fish: No, but we do have The Chuckle Brothers...

SpongeBob: I thought so....

Patrick: SpongeBob...You'll always remember me won't you?

SpongeBob: Of course I will buddy!

Purple Doctor Fish: There is one way you can save him!

SpongeBob: How!?

Purple Doctor Fish: They say if you drink the holy grail when you have a deadly infection you'll never have one again!

SpongeBob: That's just a myth!

Purple Doctor Fish: Doctor Oh told me!

SpongeBob: I don't care what he says! Why is he bossing you around!?

Purple Doctor Fish: I'm afraid I can't answer that due to a poker bet....I mean....Gah....You heard nothing!

[The Purple Doctor Fish runs away]

SpongeBob: Patrick! What am I going to do!?

[Patrick pulls out a picture of the holy grail from under the covers]

Patrick: The holy grail is real......Take this to help you on your quest...

SpongeBob: Um, did you just happen to have that in your pocket?

Patrick: I don't use pockets....It's been in backpack!

SpongeBob: But you don't have a....Oh....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob at the Bikini Bottom Docks standing in front of a boat]

SpongeBob: Are you sure this will work?!

[A Fish in a black shirt (George) jumps onto the front of the boat]

George: I'm pretty darn sure! This boat has taken on a lot!

SpongeBob: Well, at least you seem pretty positive....

George: I am! Come on! We need to get to the island at some point!

SpongeBob: Ok! I'm coming in!

[SpongeBob jumps onto the boat]

SpongeBob: Full speed ahead George!

George: Sure thing Sponge Dude! Next stop Grail Island!

[The scene goes to a team of researchers in cutting arriving on the beach of Grail Island]

Head Researcher (Mr. PonderPotts): Ok! We've finally here! And does everyone know why we're here!?

Researcher #1: Free Ice Cream!?

Mr. PonderPotts: What!? Who the hell are you!?

Researcher #1: Um...I forget sir!

Mr. PonderPotts: Let's call you Dumb Bell! It some how fits you...

Researcher #1: Ok Sir!

Mr. PonderPotts: Ok! Does anyone know why we're actually here!?

Researcher #2: We're here to find the Holy Grail and take it for our selves!

Mr. PonderPotts: Correct! What's your name!?

Researcher #2: The names Randy....Randy Crusher....I've been sent to protect you...

Mr. PonderPotts: Protect me? Well, we'll see about that won't we!?

Randy: I won't let you down sir....I'll kill anything or anyone who gets in our way!

Mr. PonderPotts: Ok, everyone! Let's go already!

[The scene goes to SpongeBob on George's boat]

[George is riding the ship and SpongeBob is looking around the captain's room]

SpongeBob: So, this was your dads boat?

George: Yeah, why?

SpongeBob: He must of been a big fan of fishing....

George: Oh, yeah! He used to go fishing in this baby all the time!

SpongeBob: So, what's the boat's name?

George: The Scallop! My dad let me name it....

SpongeBob: Where is he now?

George: He went fishing in the sea one day and his boat came back but he never did....

SpongeBob: Oh....That's tragic...

George: Yeah, but...I promised my dad I would take care of her and I do!

SpongeBob: Say, are we nearly there yet?

George: Yup, Grail Island up ahead!

SpongeBob: Great! All we have to is grab the grail and get out! How hard could it be?

[The scene goes to Dumb Bell, Mr. PonderPotts and Randy travelling through a jungle]

Mr. PonderPotts: Geese! How much further can we go!? All of the other researchers did died by all the traps back there!

Randy: They were weak!

Dumb Bell: Does that mean I'm strong!?

Randy: The day you over power me and my boss is the day the world tips upside down and the teletubbies run for president!

Dumb Bell: CR*P!

Randy: What is it!?

Dumb Bell: I forgot to put Teletubbies on series record.....

Randy: Pfft, idiot!

[Randy, Dumb Bell and Mr. PonderPotts walk into a stone cave]

Mr. PonderPotts: Old Drawings on the wall made by Cave Men....This place is legendary....

Dumb Bell: I did a drawing of a pony when I was 10.....

Mr. PonderPotts: Look, I'm not trying to be nasty when I say this but....WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I don't even know how you got onto the team!

Randy: WAIT! Everyone, stop walking!

Mr. PonderPotts: Oh, what is it now!?

Randy: I think one of these bricks on the floor triggers a button that will cause the place to fall down and crush everyone inside....

Dumb Bell: Come on guys! It can't be that bad! I can't believe that your scared because the floor may cause a stupid little trap!

[Dumb Bell walks ahead and presses a button which causes the cave to shake]

Mr. PonderPotts: Oh Cr*p....

Randy: Come on! We need to get out!

[Randy grabs Mr. PonderPotts and runs out of the cave with him]

Dumb Bell: Guys! Don't leave me!

[The Temple's exits get closed]

Dumb Bell: Guys?.....Guys?....Oh....Ok....Bye....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and George arriving to the island beach]

SpongeBob: Ah, what a beautiful breeze! Nothing can ruin the beautiful sight we're seeing at this very moment!

George: Um....What about that over there?

[George points to a dead researcher who's been stabbed by a metal pole coming out of the ground]

SpongeBob: GAH! WHAT THE HELL!?

George: Come on, we need to go! It isn't safe here!

SpongeBob: No! We need to save Patrick! Come on!

George: Ok.......

[The scene goes to SpongeBob and George walking through the jungle]

SpongeBob: Ok, this is harder than expected....

George: Ha, there's no point of going back to the boat now! We'll never make it!

SpongeBob: Will you stop speaking about going back!? We are saving a life here!

George: I didn't know the island would be filled with bloody death traps did I though!?

SpongeBob: Don't scream at me! I survived a pit full of monsters in 2004 and killed a frickin trained assassin!

George: Well.....That was....Strange....

[The scene goes to a shadowy figure watching SpongeBob and George through the bushes]

SpongeBob: Did I also say that it was on the back of the superstar David Hasslehoff!?

George: Your not even making sense now!

[The Shadowy Figure jumps out at SpongeBob and George waving his sphere around]

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!!

George: That's it! I'm going!

[SpongeBob and George try to run but trip over a bush and fall down a hill]

SpongeBob: Ow........

[SpongeBob and George collapse and pass out]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob waking up in a wooden cottage]

SpongeBob: Argh, where am I?

[SpongeBob gets up off the sofa and bashes his head on a wooden plank which has a giant jellyfish fish on]

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!

[A Old Fish walks into the room wearing fishing gear]

Old Fish: Don't worry, that wasn't one of us...It's one of the special fishing fish...

SpongeBob: Fishing Fish?

Old Fish: The fish that haven't evolved into humans....

SpongeBob: Ohhhh....Them! I couldn't tell with the size of it...

Old Fish: Yup, it's one of the biggest fish I've ever caught!

SpongeBob: Where's George and who the barnacles are you though?

[George walks into the room]

George: SpongeBob, meet my dad Harry...

SpongeBob: Well, it's nice to meet you Harry! So, what are you doing here?

George: I got washed up here! I need you two to help me save the grail!

SpongeBob: Save the grail from what?

Harry: Researchers have come and they want to take the grail for themselves!

SpongeBob: What!?

Harry: They want to capture it and put it in a glass case and then never use it!

SpongeBob: Why?!

Harry: I don't know! We need to stop them before it's too late! If the grail comes stuck in a box, glass case or cage it will blow up the whole island!

SpongeBob: What!?

George: Come on! We need to stop them!

[The scene goes to Dumb Bell waking up in a temple filled with snakes]

Dumb Bell: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Gummy Worms!

[One of The Snake slivers over Dumb Bell's body]

Dumb Bell: Oh! Cherry flavoured!

Speaker: You, what are you doing here?

Dumb Bell: I don't know, you tell me...

Speaker: I mean what are you doing on the island!?

Dumb Bell: Why would you want to know!?

Speaker: Well.....I like big butts and I can not lie and ya other brothers can not deny!

Dumb Bell: Wait, what?

[The scene goes to Harry, George and SpongeBob in the cabin]

Harry: Wait, where's that music coming from!?

SpongeBob: Oh, sorry! I was just playing these music discs on the duke box! Sweet thing!

Harry: Will you leave it alone!? You might break something!

SpongeBob: Ok, I'll turn it off!

Harry: Wait, no! Just wait till the songs.....!

[SpongeBob presses a button on the side of the duke box which stops the music]

Harry: Over.....

SpongeBob: See? Nothing's happened!

[The duke box tips upside down to reveal the cell full of snakes with Dumb Bell in]

SpongeBob: Wait, what the?

Harry: It's a secret entrance....

SpongeBob: You should really label these things...

George: Yeah, you really should dad....The next thing you know we'll be trying to get a coffee from the coffee machine and we'll find a secret base underground!

Harry: The Coffee Machine? Hahaha....You crack me up! Everyone knows I keep the underground base under the blender!

Dumb Bell: Wait! Where am I now!? What is this place!? Just leave me alone!

SpongeBob: Sheesh, what a cry baby...

George: What are you doing on this island!?

Dumb Bell: I was supposed to be collecting the grail with my boss!

SpongeBob: The Grail ay? Where did you put it!?

Dumb Bell: I haven't put it anywhere! I got left in a falling temple...

Harry: And I grabbed you so I could ask these questions!

Dumb Bell: Can you please get me out of here!? These giant worms are creeping me out!

Harry: I'll have you know that they are the most harmless snakes here....

Dumb Bell: Oh, well...That's fine then....

George: Hey, want a drink? We can talk this thing over...

Harry: Don't touch the coffee machine!

George: Why!? I thought you said there wasn't anything under here!

Harry: All I said is that there isn't a underground base under there!

George: What is real then!?

Harry: I keep everything in the fridge....

George: Fine....Ok, let's talk this over...

[The scene cuts to SpongeBob, Dumb Bell, Harry and George eating food and drinking drinks]

SpongeBob: This dish is lovely! What is it!?

Harry: Frog's Legs!

SpongeBob: WHAT!?

[SpongeBob spits out the food from his mouth]

Harry: Hey, it's big in France!

SpongeBob: I've never been to France!

George: Let me guess, I'm having something like Bull's Bullocks then....

Harry: Nope, they are hundred percent Meat Balls!

SpongeBob: Wait, what!? How did you get them on a island!?

Harry: They're from the old boat! Quite a lot of food washed up with me!

SpongeBob: Do you have any other washed up food here!?

Harry: I think the Lucky Charms in the fridge are from when the boat washed up!

[SpongeBob runs to the fridge and takes out a box of Lucky Charms Cereal]

[SpongeBob pours all of the cereal down his throat]

SpongeBob: Ew! Are these out of date or something!?

Harry: Oh, wait....No...They're frog's eyeballs.....

SpongeBob: WHAT!?!?!?!?

[The scene goes to Mr. PonderPotts and Randy walking through the forest]

[SpongeBob Scream is heard echoing through the whole jungle]

Randy: Wait, did you hear that? I think somethings in the tall grass....

Mr. PonderPotts: Oh stop pulling a Jurassic Park guy on me! Nothing can possibly get us here!

[A Giant Grizzly Bear is standing behind Randy and Mr. PonderPotts]

Randy: I think we may of been followed....

[Mr. PonderPotts and Randy turn around to see a bear]

Mr. PonderPotts: WHAT THE HELL!? HOW DID A BEAR GET ON A JUNGLE ISLAND LIKE THIS!?!?

Randy: Don't worry sir! He'll have to get through me first!

[The Bear growls and hits Randy away causing him to fly over to the other side of the island]

Randy: *Wilhelm Scream*!!!!

Mr. PonderPotts: Um, good bear?

[The Bear growls some more]

Mr. PonderPotts: You are a bad example for Rupert Bear and Winnie The Pooh!

[The bear try's to hit Mr. PonderPotts but misses]

Mr. PonderPotts: That's it! I'm out of here!

[Mr. PonderPotts runs away screaming]

[The scene goes to SpongeBob, George, Dumb Bell and Harry in the wooden cabin]

Harry: So, are we gonna stop these researchers or not?

SpongeBob: Yup, I've had enough of the bugs in sundaes and all that stuff....

[Randy smashes through the roof]

SpongeBob: Woah! What the hell!?

Dumb Bell: Oh my god! It's raining men!

[Harry runs over to Randy]

Harry: Are you ok!?

Randy: Yeah, I'm fine....

Harry: Let me guess, your one of the researchers here....

Randy: Yeah, who the hell are you?

Harry: I'm the guy who wants to stop you...If you collect that thing and put it in a box the island will be destroyed....

SpongeBob: Yeah, it's confusing stuff but I've heard a lot crazier.....

Randy: So, have you been spying on us or something?

Harry: Maybe, maybe not....

SpongeBob: That's a yes!

Harry: Will you be quiet!?

SpongeBob: I've just eaten a million frogs eyes and.....GAH! I'm not even speaking about it!

Harry: Anyways, I've been trying to stop you from taking the grail...

Randy: Look, I'm sure nothing will happen if we take the grail....

SpongeBob: Yes it will!

Harry: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU!?

SpongeBob: That you don't own one box of Lucky Charms that isn't animal eyes!

Harry: I didn't even tell you that!

George: Can we all just please shut up for a moment and speak to the guy who's just smashed through the roof?

SpongeBob: Yeah, that seems like a legit idea....

Harry: So, bladabladablah......The big question is, will you join us to stop the other researchers.

Randy: Of course I will.....You can count on me....

[The scene goes to Mr. PonderPotts running through the jungle with sweat pouring down his face]

Mr. PonderPotts: Oh my god! I'm gonna die!

[Mr. PonderPotts falls down a hill and bashes into Harry's wooden cabin]

Mr. PonderPotts: What the? Where am I now?

[The scene goes into the cabin where everyone is putting protective armour on]

SpongeBob: Seriously, where do you get this stuff!?

Harry: I guess you could say I've mastered all of how to survive on a island....

George: Guys, did you just here something like a bump on the side of the cabin?

SpongeBob & Harry: Nope.

George: Someone should go check...

Randy: I'll go....

George: Ok, whatever....Do whatever you do....

[Randy walks out of the cabin]

[The scene goes to Randy outside of the cabin with Mr. PonderPotts]

Randy: What the!? What are you doing here!?

Mr. PonderPotts: Um, I kinda fell down the hill and escaped the bear....

Randy: Ok, I've found some guys who know where the grail is....

Mr. PonderPotts: Really? Can I come!?

Randy: You follow us but make sure they don't see you...

Mr. PonderPotts: Ok, got it!

Randy: Go behind a tree or something....We're coming out in a minute!

Mr. PonderPotts: I'll climb it! That's a better idea!

Randy: Just hide yourself!

[Mr. PonderPotts runs away to a tree and starts to climb it]

[Randy walks into the wooden cabin]

George: So?

Randy: Nothing, just a stupid bird....

Harry: Ok, let's go then!

[A Branch can be heard snapping in the background]

Randy: Oh come on....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob, Dumb Bell, George, Harry and Randy walking through the jungle]

SpongeBob: I really hope we're not too late!

Harry: It's ok, just follow me....

Dumb Bell: This place is so spooky!

Harry: How?

Dumb Bell: You don't know what monsters could be lurking here....

Harry: Monsters? Seriously? How are old are you?

Dumb Bell: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Harry: Alright, we're travelling with two idiots now....

SpongeBob: HEY!! Don't be so nasty to George!

George: WHAT!?

Harry: I meant you!

SpongeBob: What!? How could you!? I just ate millions of bugs because of you!

Harry: Stop!

SpongeBob: No! Not now!

Harry: LOOK!!

[Harry points to the Holy Grail that is in the middle of a circle made out of bricks]

SpongeBob: Oooooo....Shiny!

George: And the researchers aren't here!

Randy: Yes we are....

[Randy gets out his shot gun and points it at SpongeBob, George, Dumb Bell and Harry]

Harry: Woah, how could you? You were like one of the team...

SpongeBob: Ugh, not really....

Randy: Look, it's been a real pleasure to know you but I'm taking this and your not....

George: Wait, is no one acknowledging the point that he said we?

[Mr. PonderPotts jumps down from a tree and walks up to Randy]

Mr. PonderPotts: Ha, I've been expecting you all....

George: No you haven't...

Mr. PonderPotts: No, but it sounded cool! Randy, give me that gun of yours!

Randy: Ok sir....

[Randy gives Mr. PonderPotts the gun]

Mr. PonderPotts: Excellent, now....Tell me how to get across....

Harry: Oh, it's pretty simple....No traps whatsoever....

Mr. PonderPotts: Really? Someone go across!

SpongeBob: Um.....Anyone here want to go across?

Dumb Bell: Should I go?

SpongeBob: Well, you have the least thing to do with the plot so....Yeah....

Dumb Bell: Ok, here goes nothing....

[Dumb Bell steps onto a stone]

Dumb Bell: It's okay!

[The stone falls and Dumb Bell holds onto the floor next to him]

Dumb Bell: AHHHH!!! Somebody help me!

[SpongeBob grabs Dumb Bell and pulls him up]

SpongeBob: Are you ok!?

Dumb Bell: I'm fine.....I do need a change of pants though....

SpongeBob: Ewwwww.....

Mr. PonderPotts: Well, it seems like you were trying to kill me....I don't like that....

Harry: You won't get away with this....

Mr. PonderPotts: Yes I will!

[Mr. PonderPotts shoots Harry onto the floor]

SpongeBob: OH MY GOD!!

Mr. PonderPotts: OH GOD!!! I didn't know this had actual bullets inside!

Randy: Give me that!

[Randy grabs the gun off PonderPotts]

Randy: Of course it has bullets in! I said I was prepared to kill anything that gets in the way!

Mr. PonderPotts: Get out of here!

Randy: You can't tell me what to do! I'm the one with the gun! Now, back up to the tree's assholes!

SpongeBob: Language....

Randy: Shut the hell up!

[SpongeBob, George, Mr. PonderPotts and Dumb Bell stand back]

George: You killed my dad!

Randy: He's still breathing you idiot!

Harry: Yeah, I'm fine....I don't think I have so long....

Randy: Wow, that was really sad.....That's what someone would say if they actually felt sorry for you!

George: Your evil!

Randy: CAN YOU SHUT UP!? PLEASE!?

George: I'm sorry! I don't want to die today!

Randy: NOW! One of you try to get across!

[SpongeBob looks at George]

George: Oh No you don't! I'm not going across that thing!

SpongeBob: Oh, come on! If I die the shows over!

George: I don't care! I'm not dying just for you!

Randy: STOP ARGUING!!! PonderPotts! You go first!

Mr. PonderPotts: What!? Why!?

Randy: BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS OF YOU NOW!!!

Dumb Bell: Ha, what's the worst he can do!? He's just a guy with a gun! He's no Superman is he!?

Randy: I'LL SHOW YOU SUPERMAN IN A MINUTE!!!

Dumb Bell: Really!?

Randy: NO YOU IDIOT!!! PONDERPOTTS!!! GO ACROSS THE GOD DAMN PATH!!!

Mr. PonderPotts: What's wrong with you!? I thought you wanted to protect me!

Randy: Ha, you!? I wanted to take it for myself! I'm not giving it to some lousy researcher like you!

Mr. PonderPotts: *Gasp* How could you!?

[Randy hits PonderPotts onto the ground with his gun]

Randy: Do what I say or else I'll shove this gun so far into your head!

Mr. PonderPotts: Ok, ok!

[Mr. PonderPotts walks along the stone path]

Mr. PonderPotts: Hey! It's not falling!

[The stone under PonderPotts falls]

Randy: Aw, bye bye!

[Mr. PonderPotts grabs onto the side of the ground]

Mr. PonderPotts: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!

Randy: Yes I can!

[Randy shoots Mr. PonderPotts fin]

Mr. PonderPotts: AHHHH!!!

[Mr. PonderPotts falls into the long dark hole]

Mr. PonderPotts: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[A loud thud is heard at the bottom of the hole]

SpongeBob: Oh, ow.....

Randy: Ok, you next!

George: WHAT!? NO!!

Randy: I SAID IT'S YOU!!

George: *Gulp* Ok....

[George starts to walk across the stones]

Randy: Go on! I don't have all day!

George: Sheesh, just wait! I want to say my last words!

Randy: Alright, go on then!

George: PSYCH!!

[George punches Randy onto the floor]

Randy: CRAP!!!

Dumb Bell: Oh, I love Psych! It's brilliant!

George: What the hell are you talking about!?

Dumb Bell: Ya know? The Detective Psych?....

George: Look, no one cares at this very mo-!

[Randy gets up and whacks George onto the ground with his gun]

Randy: WHO ELSE WANT'S TO MESS WITH ME!?!?

Dumb Bell: Me?

Randy: THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!!

SpongeBob: Woah! Calm down!

Randy: Starting with you!

SpongeBob: Wait, what!?

[SpongeBob punches Randy across the face]

Randy: ARGH!!

SpongeBob: Sorry!

[SpongeBob steps back and stares into Randy's eyes]

SpongeBob: I must not know my own strength....

Randy: I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE FULL STRENGTH OF THIS GUN!!

[Randy shoots at SpongeBob but misses]

SpongeBob: That's it! I don't care any more! I'm gonna kick your.....ASS!!

Randy: I don't think so!

[Randy reloads his gun]

George: Hey! Goldilocks! Over here!

Randy: That's it! Your dead!

[Randy shoots at George but hits a tree]

SpongeBob: Dumb Bell! Grab the grail!

Dumb Bell: Ok!

[Dumb Bell starts to run across the stone path]

Randy: Oh no you don't!

[SpongeBob punches Randy onto the ground]

SpongeBob: Go get it!

[Randy shoots the gun into one of SpongeBob's Holes]

SpongeBob: Hey! That tickles!

[SpongeBob karate kicks Randy onto the ground]

Randy: Argh....

SpongeBob: Hey! Those karate lessons are finally paying off!

[Randy grabs SpongeBob's leg]

SpongeBob: Hey! Get off me!

[Dumb Bell grabs the grail]

Dumb Bell: Guys! I've got it!

SpongeBob: Brilliant! Come back!

Dumb Bell: What was that!?

[Randy shoots the grail out off Dumb Bell's hand]

Randy: YOU AREN'T GETTING THAT GRAIL!!

SpongeBob: Oh, shut up!

[SpongeBob kicks Randy in the face and runs to the grail]

Randy: MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!

George: Ha! Take that!

[Randy shoots the gun next to George]

George: Ok, I'll be moving now....

[SpongeBob runs over to the grail and picks it up]

SpongeBob: Ha! Got it!

[The stones start to break under SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Uh oh....

Dumb Bell: I'm getting out of here!

[Dumb Bell runs off the stone path and hits a tree]

Dumb Bell: Ow.....

[SpongeBob slides across the floor onto the rocks and grabs the grail]

SpongeBob: Got it!

[A coconut falls down from a tree, bounces on Randy's head and knocks the grail out of SpongeBob's hand]

SpongeBob: BARNACLES!!

[George grabs the grail]

George: There! I've got it!

[George runs over to Harry and scoops up some water into the grail]

George: Here! Take this!

Harry: I don't think it will work....I've been like this for too long....

George: Just take it for gods sake!

[George pours the grail water down Harry's throat]

Harry: *Glug* *Glug* *Glug*....

George: Is it working yet!?

[Harry's bullet wounds fade away]

George: Hey SpongeBob! It's working!

SpongeBob: Woo! That's great!

[Harry gets up of the ground]

Harry: Argh, I'm alright again....It's a miracle.....It's holy!

George: Well, we gathered that by the name....

Harry: How can I repay you?

George: You are my dad....

Harry: Yeah, I know that! How about I get you that um....Charlie's Angles game?

George: Wait, what? I never wanted that game....It's stupid!

Harry: That isn't what you were saying before.....

George: I might of been saying that then but then Jontron reviewed it....

Harry: Who now?

[Randy gets up off the ground]

Randy: Ok, nobody move! It's about time you die!

Harry: Oh shut up!

[Harry grabs Randy by the shirt and throws him into the dark and deep ditch]

Randy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SpongeBob: Wow....

George: What is it?

SpongeBob: Well, don't you think that was kind of....Dramatic?

Harry: I guess so....

[Dumb Bell gets up of the ground]

Dumb Bell: Did I do it?

SpongeBob: No, in fact you nearly lost the grail....

Dumb Bell: Oh, sorry.....

SpongeBob: Anyways, what are you even doing here?

Dumb Bell: Well, I may need to tell you something....

[Dumb Bell opens up revealing that he was a robot and a man in a posh suit walks out of it]

SpongeBob: What the? Who are you?!

Special Agent 7: I'm Special Agent Number 7....I took on the role as a fish who wasn't that smart....

SpongeBob: Wait, what!? You nearly killed us....

Special Agent 7: Well....I guess I was getting into character?

SpongeBob: Look pal....You may think your super cool and that but again....YOU NEARLY KILLED US!!!

Special Agent 7: I get too much into character sometimes!

SpongeBob: Sheesh, I'll give you a life lesson here....Never make one of your characters a psychotic maniac.....

Special Agent 7: Why?

SpongeBob: Because you'll get too much into character and kill everyone!

Special Agent 7: Alright.....I get you....Anyways, for all your courage and braveness I feel like I need to give you something....

SpongeBob: Really? What is it!? Is it a million dollars!? Is it a seahorse!?

Special Agent 7: No, it's not any of them....It's a badge!

[Special Agent 7 hands out badges to everyone]

SpongeBob: Badges? Is that all?

Special Agent 7: You want more? Have this....

[Special Agent 7 gives SpongeBob a hydrodynamic spatula]

SpongeBob: Is this a-?.....

Special Agent 7: Hydrodynamic Spatula? Yeah....I keep it for when I get in real big trouble...

SpongeBob: Oh, wow.....I haven't seen one of these baby's for years! Where did you find it?!

Special Agent 7: Our agency makes them.....Is it useful to you or something?

SpongeBob: This is the best spatula in the world to go with the best fry cook in the world! AKA, me!

Special Agent 7: Anyways, I've got to go and capture Dr. Yes....Do you know him by any chance?

SpongeBob: How about you give me your little number on a card or something so I can tell you if I find him....

Special Agent 7: You've got it pal!

[Special Agent 7 gives SpongeBob his phone number and flys off with his jetpack]

George: Soo.....Are we going back home to save your friend or what?

SpongeBob: Yeah! Let's go!

[SpongeBob runs away]

George: He does know that the boat is in the other direction right?

Harry: Let him figure it out....

George: Ok....

[The scene goes to SpongeBob running into Room 10]

SpongeBob: Patrick! I'm here!

[Patrick is no where to be seen]

SpongeBob: Patrick? Where are you buddy?

[Doctor Yes comes through the door]

Doctor Yes: I'm afraid he passed on....

SpongeBob: WHAT!? You mean I'm too late!? NOOO!!!!

Doctor Yes: No, I mean he's just passed on into the Hospital Lobby....

SpongeBob: Wait, what!? You mean he's alright!?

Doctor Yes: Yes! :D

SpongeBob: But you said he had a virus and the only way to save him was with the grail!

Doctor Yes: Did you actually go for the grail!? That's awesome! Can I see it?

SpongeBob: Wait, can I just go for a call?

Doctor Yes: Yeah, sure....I'll wait here for ya!

[SpongeBob runs out of the room and gets out his phone and rings up Secret Agent 7]

SpongeBob: Hey dude! It's me SpongeBob....I think I've found your guy...

Secret Agent 7: Great! Where is he?

SpongeBob: He's in the hospital....You can get him if you want to....I think he may be playing Cut the Rope for some reason....

Secret Agent 7: Which one?

SpongeBob: Um, the one with the frog thing?

Secret Agent 7: You mean Om Nom? He's in every single game!

SpongeBob: Look! Can you please just come and get him!?

Secret Agent 7: Ok! I'm coming!

[Secret Agent 7 walks into the building]

Secret Agent 7: Hey dude....

SpongeBob: Wait, is that all? I thought when you said I'm coming like that you would come smashing into the roof or something....

Secret Agent 7: Nah, my boss told me not to do that anymore....It costs him a lot of money....

SpongeBob: Anyways, why were you so quick?

Secret Agent 7: When you call me it tells me where you are....

SpongeBob: So, why did you ask where I was?.....

Secret Agent 7: Um, to make it more theatrical....Anyways, where is that mad Cut the Rope playing doctor?

SpongeBob: In Room 10....Have fun!

Secret Agent 7: Alright!

[THE END]