Calaz and Goku Argue

Calaz and Goku Argue is the first short of SBFW Go!.

Characters

 * Narrator (debut)


 * Goku


 * Calaz


 * Travis


 * PolarKey

Transcript
Narrator: The following story actually happened, almost word-for-word exact to what follows.

Goku.: Actually no. (censored) you Caleb, I vote no. I'm tired of your sh*t. Not even joking.

Calaz: Wow Suds, that's (censored) hurtful. I vote strong no.

Goku: I don't give a shit you pathetic (censored)hole.

Calaz: That's something that the average masturbating no-life 8 year old will say, as you're a piece of (censored) sh*t Suds. Be gone, you damn T-H-O-T.

Goku: Okay, yeah sure. at least I don't fap in Skype, I fap on my own time.

Calaz: WELL F**K YOU TOO SUDS REALLY At least I know how to use my rights.

Goku: Yeah you heard me.

Calaz: What, do you not think I have (censored) ears? Of course I heard you. Now listen to me b***h.

Goku: Oh yeah, your discussion moderator rights? What are you running for next, f*****g assistant? Go ahead, I'm listening.

Travis: OK, I finished jacking off.

Calaz: Assistant is better then what you dream for, asswipe. And if you think your one step ahead of me, I'm really not. I created the spin-off that has over 500 comments, I have more friends then you'll ever have, Suds.

Goku: Me and Caleb aren't friends anymore.

Calaz: Oh shut the (censored) up Suds.

Travis: Wacky wombats.

Goku: Yeah, big achievement. You made an article on a SpongeBob site with 500 comments. Someone give this man an award. I use the term "man" lightly.

Calaz: Yeah, I should get an award, for (censored) beating anything you've created by a (censored)ton. Like seriously "Officer SpongeBob"? Are you even TRYING to make something interesting? That's seriously the most bland name ever

Travis is blasting off again!

PolarKey: I'm doing something you won't be too happy about. And it's gonna be published in a few minutes.

Calaz: I'm scared.

Goku: Officer SpongeBob is a way better title than "Plankton Lives With The Raw", like what the (censored) does that even mean? Also, At least I make my spin-offs, (coughs) Puffed Up, Party Pooper Pants. (coughs)

Travis has entered the Krusty Krab

Travis: Greetings, Sudsy. Have you read my show Demon Blood Teen yet?

Goku: No.

Travis: I'm telling you, it's a masterpiece.

Goku: Too busy arguing with fap-man Caleb. By the way, we were joking the whole time and you fell for it.

Calaz: Ha! Travis got trolled! (fin)