Wheelchair Races

Wheelchair Races is the 14th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired.

It is the 36th episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Gary
 * Charles Dingleberry
 * Jessica Dingleberry
 * Fred Rechid

Plot
The Bikini Bottom Retirement Community holds their 30th annual Senior's Wheelchair Race.

Transcript
SpongeBob and Patrick are zooming through the hallways in their wheelchairs.

SpongeBob: Eat mah dust, Patrick! Ya filthy scum!

Patrick: I will never eat cum, er- scum!

SpongeBob: Too late! (speeds up)

Charles Dingleberry is walking in the hallways.

SpongeBob: (runs over Charles) Whoops! Sorry!

Charles is killed and turns into a ghost.

Charles: You'll pay for this, SquarePants!

Jessica: Calm down, honey. It's not a big deal. You die all the time.

Charles: (sigh) I know.

SpongeBob and Patrick are still racing their wheelchairs. They both zoom straight down the stairs.

SpongeBob: (wakes up in a hospital bed) Whoa.....what happened?

Dr. Gaylord: Ya nearly died racing your stupid wheelchairs!

Patrick: (also waking up) But I like racing wheelchairs!

Dr. Gaylord: (hands them both a flyer) If ya wanna race recklessly, enter the Annual Wheelchair Race!

SpongeBob: They actually have those?

Dr. Gaylord: Every year, the Bikini Bottom Retirement Community has it's grand race. If you win, you get 100,000 dollars!

SpongeBob: (eyes light up) Really?????????

Dr. Gaylord: I dunno, maybe it was 100. I can't remember.

SpongeBob: Oh...

Patrick: We still need to compete!

SpongeBob: I agree!

SpongeBob and Patrick went home, and entered their room.

SpongeBob: Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Sandy! Plankton! Have you heard about the-

Squidward: Bikini Bottom

Sandy: Retirement Community

Krabs: Annual Wheelchair Race

Plankton: uh....exclamation point.

SpongeBob: Yeah....how'd you guys know?

Sandy: We're all entering!

SpongeBob: Sweet! The competition is ON!

3 hours later

Announcer: WELCOME everyone one, to the Bikini Bottom Retirement Community 30th Annual Wheelchair Races!

The crowd applauses.

Announcer: Joining us tonight, we have SpongeBob SquarePants! Patrick Star! Squidward Tentacles! Eugine Krabs! Sandy Cheeks! Sheldon Plankton! Charles Dinglebery! And bunch of other RANDOM background characters!

Fred: Hey! I resent that statement!

Announcer: Racers....start your - ....wheels!

Plankton: You're goin' down, Krabs!

Krabs: In your dreams, Plankton!

Squidward: Get ready to eat my dust, Charles.

Charles: We'll see about that!

SpongeBob: Charles, didn't I kill you this morning?

Charles: Yeah, I'm alive again. So?

SpongeBob: Never mind. Announcer: On your mark, get set, GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The elderly racers slowly began to roll.

SpongeBob: It takes TIME for the speed to build up!

Plankton: (turbo jets shoot out of his wheelchair) Woo-hoo! YES!!! Rocket speed, baby!

Krabs: Hey! That's cheating!

Plankton: All's fair in love and war, KRABS!!!

Krabs: This isn't war! ....and it's definitely not love!

Squidward: Speaking of love! (he leans over and tries to kiss Sandy in her wheelchair)

Sandy: What are you doing?! Not right now! Stop!

Both wheelchairs collide and crash into a wall. An ambulance takes them away.

Plankton: (still in the lead) Now time to get rid of all the minor characters! (blasts a disintegration ray at all the minor characters)

Fred: Hey, I resent that statement!

Plankton: DIE! You AND your re-used audio!

Fred: Hey, I resent that sta- (BOOM)

Plankton: Mwahahahah!!!!!

Krabs: (coming behind him) I know I can't win! But atleast I can make Plankton lose!

Krabs holds a nuclear bomb, and jumps from his wheelchair to Plankton's wheelchair.

Plankton: What the-

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

An ambulance takes their remains away.

The current racers were SpongeBob, Patrick, and Charles.

Patrick: I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!

An eagle swoops down, and carries Patrick away.

Patrick: (screaming in the sky) NOT GONNA WIN!!! NOT GONNA WIN!!!

SpongeBob and Charles remained.

Charles: Get ready to lose, SquarePants! I've won this thing 9 years in a row!

SpongeBob: (gulp) It's not over, Dingleberry!

The two old men wheeled with all their strength. They were neck-and-neck.

Charles: (pulls ahead at the last second, and cross the finish line) I WIN!!!! I WIN AGAIN!!! 10 YEARS IN A ROW! TAKE THAT, SUCKAH!

Announcer: And Charles Dingleberry wins again! Our amazing undefeated victor is going to the NATIONALS!

Charles dies of a heart attack, right in front of the crowd.

An ambulance takes him away.

Ambulance Person: No need for a siren this time, boys.

The crowd grew silent.

Announcer: Well, I guess that means SpongeBob SquarePants wins by default!

SpongeBob: YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (jumps up and down)

He is handed the trophy.

SpongeBob: This is the happiest day of my retired life!

Patrick falls out of the sky, and lands inside SpongeBob's giant trophy.

Patrick: Oww.....did I win?