Return to Rock Bottom

Return to Rock Bottom
Return to Rock Bottom is the ninth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.

Plot
The contestants are forced to survive in Rock Bottom, and must depend on one another for survival.

Transcript
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, our contestants had a day off... on an island paradise, which they soon discovered was inhabited by fierce warriors! After Sandy's heroics helped the other contestants escape, Man Ray was eliminated! Which of his fellow contestants will join him this week? What brutal competition awaits the competitors? Will I ever stop asking all these questions? Find out tonight on an exciting new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!

[Opening Theme]

Setting: Bikini Bottom Gym

Larry the Lobster: [Lifts dumbbell] Three hundred, ninety-eight. [Lifts dumbbell again] Three hundred, ninety-nine. [Lifts dumbbell again] Four hundred. [Wipes sweat away from his head] I'm beat. [Begins to exit the gym]

SpongeBob: Where do you think you're going?

Larry the Lobster: SpongeBob? I didn't know that you work out.

SpongeBob: I don't.

Larry the Lobster: Then what are you doing here?

SpongeBob: Making a dramatic entrance was on my "To Do List." [Pulls "To Do List" out of back pocket, and marks something off] Check. [Hands Larry a bus pass]

Larry the Lobster: What's this?

SpongeBob: There's no time for questions. Meet me at the bus stop as soon as possible. [Exits the Gym]

Larry the Lobster: Okay?

Setting: Bus Stop

Mrs. Puff: What's taking SpongeBob so long?

Plankton: If he's not here in five minutes I'm going to-

SpongeBob: [Clears throat]

Plankton: Huh? [Realizes SpongeBob has appeared] SpongeBob! [Nervously] I didn't see you there! How have you been?

SpongeBob: Everyone get ready, because in today's competition you'll be surviving in... Rock Bottom!

[Everyone gasps, and a bus appears on the scene]

Scooter: [Opens bus door] Ladies first.

Karen: Why, thank you! You're such a gentlefish! [Enters the bus]

Plankton: Oh, brother. [Rolls his eye]

Squidward: You heard the man, Squilliam; ladies first.

Squilliam: Are you implying that I'm girly?

Squidward: If the shoe fits.

Squilliam: [Grunts as he enters the bus]

[Everyone else enters the bus]

Fred: Everyone buckle up, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

[Everyone begins to buckle as they drive off the drop off]

Setting: Rock Bottom

Patrick: [Opens the bus door and gulps] I don't want to get off the bus.

Pearl: Come on Patrick, it's easy. [Steps off the bus] See?

Patrick: Ok, I'll try. [Slowly begins to step off the bus, but hears a monster growl] What was that? [Hides behind bus seat]

Barnacle Boy: It's probably just the wind.

Patrick: I don't care! I'm staying right here!

Mermaid Man: Suit yourself. [Exits bus]

Patrick: Hello? [Looks out the bus window, and watches the other contestants walk away]

Sandy: Ok, guys we will have a greater chance of survival if we stick together! [Turns around and notices that the contestants had left her there alone] Guys?

Setting: SpongeBob's House

[Screen zooms out revealing that SpongeBob is watching the cast live from his library]

SpongeBob: Yeah, their doomed.

Setting: Bus in Rock Bottom

Patrick: Hello? Is anyone here? [Attempts to communicate the other contestants using the receiver on the bus] Hello?

[No response is heard]

Patrick: Tartar sauce!

Setting: Rock Bottom

Pearl: [Notices a creature] Hey guys! Over here!

Mrs. Puff: What is it?

Pearl: Maybe this guy knows where we can get some help! [Points to the creature]

Barnacle Boy: [Walks up to the creature] Excuse me, sir?

Creature: [Shakes head "No"]

Barnacle Boy: Mam?

Creature: [Shakes head "No"]

Barnacle Boy: [Gulps]

Creature: [Slithers away]

Karen: Well, that didn't help anything.

Setting: Bus in Rock Bottom

Patrick: [Appears to have found another bus driver on his communicator] Then what happened?

[Voice is heard at the other end of the communicator]

Patrick: [Laughs out loud] You're hilarious!

[No response is heard]

Patrick: Hello? Hello? Are you there? [Realizes the cored at the other end of the communicator broke] No! [Begins crying] Why?! Man up, Patrick! You're going to get off this bus, and find the others! You can do it! [Steps off bus] I'm a man! [Runs constantly until he finds Sandy]

Sandy: [Appears to have built a camp fire] Patrick? Is that you?

Patrick: Sandy! Do you want to tell ghost stories?

Sandy: Well-

Patrick: Clam!

Sandy: Huh? [Notices a Clam flying around Patrick's head]

Patrick: Go away! [Throws firewood at the Clam]

[The Clam dodges the firewood, which then starts a forest fire]

Sandy: Patrick! What did you do?!

Patrick: Don't worry. We just have to call a fireman.

Sandy: Fireman? There aren't any firemen in Rock Bottom!

Patrick: Oh. Ah! Run for your lives! [Run away with Sandy following behind]

Setting: Rock Bottom

Squilliam: Look! [Points at smoke rising from the other end of Rock Bottom] Isn't that where we left Sandy?

Larry the Lobster: Oh, no! You're right! We've got to save her! [Runs towards the fire with the others following behind]

[The contestants eventually bump into Sandy and Patrick who were trying to escape the fire]

Karen: What do we do?!

Patrick: We give up!

Mermaid Man: What are you doing? We'll lose the competition!

Patrick: You know what, you're right. We should probably just stay here and let the fire catch up to us.

Mermaid Man: On second thought... we give up!

[Helicopter appears above the contestants]

SpongeBob: [Drops a ladder] Get in!

[Everyone climbs onto the helicopter]

Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today, for yet another elimination ceremony! Since the Jellyfish surrendered, the Krabby Patties won the competition, which means that they are safe from elimination! The votes are in! The next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is... Larry the Lobster!

Larry the Lobster:  [Begins crying]

SpongeBob: Fred?

Fred: Come with me. [Drags Larry to the exit]

Barnacle Boy: What about Rock Bottom? We destroyed it.

SpongeBob: Oh, don't worry about that. The firemen took care of it.

Patrick: I told you so!

Mrs. Puff: Quick question, how do you start a fire underwater in the first place?

Setting: Dark Cave

Master: [Hears footsteps] Hello? Who's there?

Servant: [Step's out of the shadows]

Master: [Drops wooden staff] No. It this can't be happening.

Servant: Oh, but it is. [Laughs evilly]

Master: Guards!

Servant: Your guards are no match for me! [Easily fights off the guards]

Master: Ah! [Begins running away] What happened to you?!

[No response is heard]

Master: [Turns around and notices that servant is gone. He than begins slowly stepping away backwards, and bumps into servant]

Servant: You! That's what happened! [Grabs Master] You have two choices: Serve me as a minion or meet your doom! What will it be? [Hangs Master upside down over a ledge] Choose wisely.

Master: Why, are you doing this?!

Servant: Hurry up, I'm losing my grip.

Master: Fine! Just get me down from here.

Servant: I thought that you would make the right choice. [Laughs evilly]

The End

Trivia
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 * It is revealed that SpongeBob watches the contestants live from his library.
 * Larry the Lobster is the eliminated contestant.