Ask Me Random Questions - Pilot

Ask Me Random Questions - Pilot is the pilot episode of Ask Me Random Questions.

Script
UmHey420: hoi this is the 1st episode of my new show so let's get this super duper long intro out of the way because this has been going on for too long and the episode should just st-

(intro) Why are ducks so beautiful? - NatRox

UmHey420: Because they're majestic creatures and they rhyme with fu-

Why are f**ks so beautiful? - PolarKey

UmHey420: Because I possess the ability of not giving any. What is 6 divided by 0? Also,where is mah breakfast burrito? - MightyCameron269 UmHey420: 6 divided by 0. Hmmm..... (Does 6*0 on calculator) OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

(universe implodes)

(cut)

UmHey420: Brain,do you have an explanation on where Cameron's burrito is?

UmheyIguess's brain: Hmmm...... (fart) Вот дерьмо-

(universe implodes)

UmHey420: Again?

(cut) Is Luigi secretly gay? - FireMatch UmHey420: That question was stupid, so let me dumb down my answer to your level. (clears throat) NO.

First off, welcome to SpongeBob Fanon Wiki! It is great to meet you. Second, what's your favorite video game from the 90s or before? - SpongeBot UmHey420: 1. Um hey,I guess. 2. Super Mario Brothers 3. Do you watch 95Shade? - PatchThePuppy UmHey420: nuh Did Tevis deserve to get globalled? - FireMatch UmHey420: stop fapping in class match boi. smh you don't even resemble a fucking match. Does no one out pizza the hut? - TheJasbre202 UmHey420: nu. I heard the Krusty Krab makes a pretty dope pizza. Why do you even exist, Mr. Weegee? - GraniteToast1992 3.0 UmHey420: because reproductive organs exist. Anyways, thanks for watching the pilot episode of my new shitty show. Now I'm gonna bathe in the blood of my enemies. cya.