Welp, We're Screwed

Welp, We're Screwed is the third episode of ParodySponge.

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sheldon Plankton

Plot
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sheldon are captured and placed into an aquarium, which Sleldon soon takes over. Will they ever be able to escape this madness?

"Recovered" Story
"Welp, we're screwed," SpongeBob muttered. "Why'd you say that again? You literally just said that," Patrick asked. "For dramatic purposes!" SpongeBob announced. "That's stupid," Squidward said dryly. "Pft, you just can't understand drama," SpongeBob scoffed. "I don't need to, this is a black comedy parody," Squidward pointed out. "Whatever, I'm taking over this place!" Sheldon shouted, hopping into his aircraft. However, suddenly a hand reached for them, placing them in a bucket full of water, leaving the aircraft behind.

"Wow, that sentence has a lot of commas," Patrick said. "I'm not even sure they were used correctly," SpongeBob said, putting a hand to his chin. "The writer's a 13 year old boy. Do you really expect perfect grammar usage from him?" Squidward asked. "Yes," Patrick said blankly. "As long as it's better than that Cosmobo brat's," Sheldon commented.

They all gasped. "What?" Sheldon asked. "Sheldon! You should never insult an autistic child! That's law, even for a heartless, bloodthirsty terrorist who freely rips aparts families and viciously murders people for fun!" SpongeBob scolded. "Not really," Sheldon said dryly. "Cosmobo's not even autistic," Squidward said, crossing his tentacles. "...Oh," SpongeBob said blankly. "Yep, we're gonna get a bunch of angry comments," said Patrick.

"Mostly from that Cosmobo brat," Sheldon muttered. "You're only fueling the fire, you know," pointed out SpongeBob. "That's the point," Sheldon explained. Suddenly, they arrived at the aquarium. "Welp, guys! Here's your new home where people will relentlessly stare at and bother you! Aren't I a great kidanpper!" the aquarium owner laughed before placing them into one of the tanks.

Sheldon immediately took over the whole aquarium. "Well, that was quick," SpongeBob pointed out. A group of people walked by, staring at the dictated tanks. "Haha, yes. These tanks used to be just ordinary fish tanks you'd see in some boring average aquarium but now they've been taken over by an evil plankton! How great!" the aquarium owner laughed. The crowd awed at the tanks, quickly putting to take pictures.

"Alright, this is enough," SpongeBob muttered, crawling out of the tanks. Squidward and Patrick shortly followed. They then walked out of the aquarium, heading back to the beach. Then a tourist stepped on them.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to not be based on an episode of SpongeBob: The Worldwide Attack.
 * This is because only the pilot was released. However, it will still be parodying the overall idea of the show.