Tick Tock Tick Tock

Tick Tock Tick Tock is an episode is from Season 21. In this episode, Squidward times SpongeBob and Patrick for how long they can go without being annoying.

Transcript

 * (Episode Begins)
 * Squidward: Well, let's begin some cultural book reading to get my head straight. (Sighs and Frowns) But, I know those "morons as usual" will ruin my day.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: *Laughing loudly*
 * Squidward: *facepalms* Yep, I was obviously right.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick continue to laugh hard*
 * Squidward: I guess this is the part where I open the window and tell them to shut up.
 * Squidward: *opens window quickly* SPONGEBOB, PATRICK! WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO READ SOME CULTURAL POETRY! AND THEN YOU GUYS ROLL IN AND RUIN MY FUN! PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME!
 * SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward, we just have fun all the time!
 * Squidward: Well go do it YOUR house so I can't HEEEEEARRR YOUUU!!! *Slams window and continues reading poetry*
 * SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for 3 seconds, and then continue laughing*
 * Squidward: (Sigh) Well, I guess I better try something to shut them up. *Gets out stopwatch*
 * Squidward comes out front door, confidently* Well, SpongeBob and Patrick, since you won't be quiet I guess I have to TIME YOU HOW LONG YOU CAN BE QUIET!
 * Patrick: So?
 * Squidward: Well, if you be quiet and stay un-annoying for 45 minutes or more, I will go jellyfishing with you for the rest of the day.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick grin with excitement*
 * Squidward: BUT! If you stay quiet for less than 45 minutes, you will have to um.. DO MY LAUNDRY EVERY DAY FOR 6 MONTHS!
 * SpongeBob and Patrick get a scared look on their face and bend down on their knees* WE PROMISE NOT TO BOTHER YOU MASTER SQUIDWARD! WE PROMISE!
 * Squidward stares at them with confusion* Yeah.. hehe.. um.. I gotta go. *starts stopwatch and runs in his house*
 * Squidward: Finally, I'm in my own world. Hey, now that those two nuisances are quiet.. (silence for 2 seconds) ..I CAN FINALLY DO WHATEVER I WANT! YAHOO!

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