Oh Sh*t! Part 1

'''Oh Shit! Part 1''' is the third episode of SpongeBob Vs. Censorship.

Plot
SpongeBob kills the censors.

Transcript
SpongeBob: I am tired of these goddamn censors! They act like assholes like all the time! What should I do?

(SpongeBob scratches his head. Then a lightbulb appears over him)

SpongeBob: Aha! I know! I should kill them!

SpongeBob: But the goddamn police will arrest me! Wait, I know a friend.

(SpongeBob then goes to his friend's firearm shop)

SpongeBob: Hey Dil! Can I have a Beretta 92?

Dil: Sure, man. 20 dollars.

SpongeBob: Here ya go! Bye!

(SpongeBob then goes out of the shop)

SpongeBob: Alright, let's attack with this baby at night!

Narrator: It's night. Now our insane sponge is going to kill the idiots!

(SpongeBob goes to the censors' house)

SpongeBob: Let's enter through the windows!

(he opens the windows and goes in)

SpongeBob: Alright, I don't see any of them here. Let's go upstairs.

(he goes upstairs and opens a door. He then sees the censors sleeping)

SpongeBob: (silently) Okay, let's say something loud to wake them up.

SpongeBob: YIPPIE-KI-YAY!!!

(The censors wake up and scream. He pulls out his gun and starts shooting them. Blood splatters on the window)

SpongeBob: There...

(He gets away before the police come)

(The next scene shows the police investigating the deaths)

Policeman #1: (picks up a shoe) What is this shoe?

Policeman #2: (sniffs it) It sure does stink!

Policeman #1: This could be the shoe of a criminal!

Policeman #2: What is this? (picks up a piece of sponge) A piece of sponge?

Policeman #1: This could be the job of...

Policeman #1 and Policeman #2: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Policeman #2: I thought he was an innocent sponge.

Policeman #1: But he shows a deep hatred of the censors.

Policeman #2: Where does he live?

Policeman #1: On Conch Street!

Policeman #2: Let's go!

(cuts to SpongeBob smoking a pipe)

SpongeBob: Boy, that was a good choice.

(he hears police sirens)

SpongeBob: THE POLICE!!!

(SpongeBob pulls out his Beretta 92)

SpongeBob: Come here to my room! We'll get together, have a few laughs.

(The credits start playing)

(The police kicks the door open)

Policeman #1: Where are you, dickhead?

(SpongeBob opens the door to his room and runs downstairs)

SpongeBob: Here, you shithead!

(The police pull out their machine guns)

Police: Now we have machine guns, ho ho ho.

SpongeBob: And I only have a Beretta! Boo-hoo-hoo. Oh shit!

(he tries running away, but the police grab him)

Police: You're under arrest, spongy.

(To be continued...)