The Chat (Part 1)

The Chat (Part 1) is the second short of the show, SBFW: After Hours. This is a four part episode.

Characters

 * ElectroElf
 * Travis
 * Alan
 * Kelpy G
 * Ponyo
 * Jon
 * Kasoku
 * Killer Keemstar (cameo)

Transcript
-ElectroElf has joined the chat.-

Killer Keemstar: HELLO, SBFW NATION, I'M YOUR MEME PLACEMENT- I MEAN HOST, KILLER KEEMSTAR, OR... NO. CALL ME "Killer Koalas" AS CALAZ ONCE SAID IN THE CHAT ROOM. LETTTTTTTS GETTTT ROOOOIIIGHHHHT INTO THR NEEWWWWWS.

One day, in a chat room, at a wiki, there was some strange things going on... some strange things indeed. So he decided to do something that will NEVER be forgotten...

ElectroElf: died

Arch Wizard Megumin: wut

Things were moving along nicely, Rick was reporting people, Kelpy was masturbating on Google Hangouts, and Travis was sucking my di-

-Ponyo has joined the chat.-

I MEANT LICK! YES, LICK!

Ponyo: I know what you really were gonna say, you motherfu-

[Ponyo Fan has been banned by your masters.]

oh.

Anyway, as move along into this story, ElectroElf was noticing something weird... TRAVIS WAS INACTIVE ON CHA- oh wait nevermind he is always inactive on chat. But wait... there's 11 people in chat... ElectroElf thought "how is this possible I didn't even know that there were 11 people that go on chat... this must mean.. MOONMAN HAS SUMMUNED US THE CHOSEN ONES-

Jon: Quit talking about Moonman.

ElectroElf: fine.

ElectroElf then thought "But WAIT! KASOKU IS BANNED INFANITE FOR CALLING AOMEONE A GAY SLUR? I mean I only got banned for two weeks doing the same thing I'm lucky amirite- BUT STILL, WHAT THE HELL?!?

As you can see, everyone was shocked... but like five seconds later we knew who reported him...

Travis: This is the worst crime you have committed in a while, Alan! I shall tell this to EVVEERRYYYYBOODDDYYYY.

Everybody: We already know.

Travis: oh ok

Rick: Well, uh uh uh uh uh uh...

[Rick mysteriously disappears.]

Travis: welp he's gone

OR IS H3EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FIND OUT IN THE NEXTTTT EPUISOSODODEE69EEE!!!!!

(Credits start to roll with fast lines saying "We are not responsible for any internet cancer caused here. Sorry for your loss of friend or family member in this episode of SBFW: After Hours.")

[The End.]