User blog:Percyblu/Retirement

Greetings blasted buffoons. Today, I decided to retire from Wikia (or FANDOM as they call it) for good. Some questions and answers:

Why Are You Leaving Wikia?
It simply doesn't interest me anymore. When I arrived here as a damn fool in middle school, I loved SpongeBob. Now, I'm bored. All my fanon is finished, so why should I be here?

What About The Appeal?
That request will still go on. I'll be willing to content FANDOM to actually ask for an appeal. This is a new era—old hags like me should have no place in it. The wiki is in your hands.

What About Spin-Off's?
All of my projects shall be canceled immediately. An exception to this will be SBFW Gone Weird, which will air episodes weekly whenever I feel like it. But I might give it to Travis, so there's that.

What If I Have A Question For You?
Tell me on Discord. I'm on there every day.

Will You Ever Come Back?
For the wiki's tenth anniversary, yes. Other than that I don't think so.

P.S. Please refrain from causing drama on ESB. Not only would this harm our appeal request, we have to acknowledge that the majority of users that have voiced their opinion on it disapprove of the move. Many ESB users of varying power levels have content on SBFW and are affected by this. I'm not discharging Golfpecks of blame, he still did refuse to settle the whole dispute diplomatically and outright reported a user who wasn't harming anybody, but SBFW's closure was a reaction to the dozens of user and content reports. To be honest, I saw this coming (alas involving different potential perpetrators), and that's why I have repeatedly asked Travis to launch his planned archive site back in the day.

Bye.