Ghosts "R" Us/transcript

This is the transcript for "Ghosts "R" Us".

Transcript

 * (Episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick watching TV, bored)
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, their's nothing good on.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. (stares at camera) Nothing.
 * Patrick: Ugh, this movie night is a letdown.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I was hoping they would be showing better things.
 * Patrick: I was too. Now how are we gonna watch a good movie?
 * (A lightbulb pops above SpongeBob's head)
 * SpongeBob: Wait! I've got it! Let's get a movie from the video store!
 * Patrick: SpongeBob! You're a genius!
 * SpongeBob: Thank you, although the real genius is video stores!
 * Patrick: OFF TO THE MOVIES! I MEAN, OFF TO THE MOVIE STORES!
 * (Bubble Transition to the movie store)
 * SpongeBob: Now what should we get. Hmm, this one looks interesting.
 * (SpongeBob picks up a movie)
 * SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what do you think of-
 * Patrick: THIS ONE! LET'S GET THIS ONE!
 * (We see Patrick holding a movie called "THE REALLY REALLY SCARY GHOSTS AND STUFF MOVIE OF TERROR")
 * SpongeBob: I don't know, I mean-
 * Patrick: I'd like to rent this one, please.
 * Man at the register: That'll be 3 dollars.
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, I need a little dough.
 * SpongeBob: *sigh* Here, take my money.
 * (The man puts the cash in and the two walk away with the movie. We now cut to them at the house)
 * SpongeBob: Okay, you can watch the movie now. I'm tired.
 * (SpongeBob walks upstairs and Patrick starts watching)
 * (Timecard) Narrator: 5 minutes later...
 * (Patrick comes running into SpongeBob's room, awaking him from his sleep)
 * SpongeBob: What is it Patrick, can't you see I'm sleeping?
 * Patrick: THE GHOSTS! THE GHOSTS!
 * SpongeBob: Relax Patrick, there's no such thing as ghosts.
 * Patrick: AAAAH! THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!
 * SpongeBob: You know what's scarier
 * Patrick: No
 * SpongeBob: The Subliminal Message Girl
 * (Patrick runs out of the house)
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: Looks like it's only you and me, buddy.
 * (We cut to Patrick at Squidward's doorway)
 * Patrick: SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! OPEN UP!
 * (Squidward opens the door, but Patrick keeps knocking and starts punching him in the face)
 * Squidward: CUT THAT OUT!
 * Patrick: Oh, sorry. But anyway, save me from the ghosts! As a friend, you'll hide me from the ghosts, right Squidward?
 * Squidward: There's no such thing as ghosts! And I'm not your friend and I want you to GO AWAY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!
 * (Squidward slams the door on Patrick)
 * Patrick: Oh noooo...
 * (Bubble Transition to the next day)
 * SpongeBob: Man, that ghost movie really scared Patrick. He hasn't come out of his rock at all today!
 * (SpongeBob walks to the rock)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay-
 * Patrick: MUST HIDE FROM GHOSTS! PROTECT! PROTECT!
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, there's no such thing as ghosts. You dontt need to worry.
 * Patrick: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, you're overreacting. You need to stop being so paranoid.
 * Patrick: I'M NOT PARANOID! YOU'RE PARANOID! YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO PARANOID!
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, I dontt want to hurt you, I want to help you.
 * Patrick: *gulps* HE'S A GHOST! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
 * (Patrick starts throwing oranges at SpongeBob)
 * Patrick: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
 * SpongeBob: Now you're just being stupid. I'm leaving.
 * (SpongeBob walks away)
 * Patrick: DESTROY US ALL!
 * (Bubble Transition to the next week in SpongeBob's pineapple)
 * SpongeBob: I'm getting worried about Patrick. He hasn't come out of his rock in a week!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: You're right Gary, I can't let my friend go insane. I'm gonna make him get rid of this fear!
 * Gary: Meow. (kicks food bowl)
 * (We cut to SpongeBob at Patrick's rock)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, wanna go-
 * Patrick: DESTROY US ALL!
 * SpongeBob: That's it. This is getting way out of hand. I'm gonna cure you of this fear!
 * Patrick: NO! NO!
 * (SpongeBob drags Patrick to a haunted house)
 * Patrick: I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!
 * SpongeBob: Oh yes you are.
 * (Cut to inside the haunted house)
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, why are you making me do this?! I'm scared!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, you'll be fine. There's nothing to be afraid of!
 * (A plastic ghost swings over the two' heads)
 * Patrick: That wasn't that scary, but there's gonna be worse!
 * SpongeBob (shivering): That wasn't that bad, there's nothing to be afraid of, nothing to-AAAH!
 * (Another ghosts swings above them)
 * SpongeBob: Okay...maybe we should turn back! I'm getting scared!
 * Patrick: Those arentt that bad. We'll be fine.
 * (timecard) Narrator: One haunted house later...
 * (SpongeBob comes bursting out screaming)
 * SpongeBob: AAAAH! AAAAH! THE GHOSTS ARE GONNA GET ME!
 * Patrick: There's no such thing as ghosts. That was lame.
 * SpongeBob: YOU'RE WRONG! THEY'RE GONNA DESTROY US ALL!
 * Patrick: You're being paranoid.
 * SpongeBob: I'M NOT PARANOID! YOU'RE PARANOID!
 * Patrick: Now you're just being ridiculous.
 * SpongeBob: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
 * (Patrick walks away into his rock)
 * Patrick: Dunno whatss up with him.
 * THE END