Snail Loving/transcript

This is the transcript for "Snail Loving".

Transcript

 * (the episode begins with SpongeBob waking up to his foghorn alarm and turning it off)
 * SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
 * Gary: Meow?
 * (SpongeBob looks at the clock)
 * SpongeBob: HOLY FISHPASTE! I'M LATE FOR WORK!
 * (SpongeBob runs downstairs and runs to the door where Gary is standing)
 * SpongeBob: Aww, Gary, I wish I could play but I can't. I have to go to work.
 * (Gary gets puppy eyes)
 * SpongeBob: I'll come back as soon as I can. Just hang in there while I'm gone, okay?
 * (SpongeBob walks out)
 * Gary: Meow. (stares in food bowl)
 * (timecard) Narrator: One work shift later...
 * SpongeBob: Good night, Mr. Krabs!
 * (SpongeBob walks home)
 * SpongeBob: I bet Gary will be happy to see me.
 * (SpongeBob walks inside)
 * Gary: Meow!
 * SpongeBob: Good to see you too. Anwayy, goodnight.
 * (SpongeBob walks to bed, and Gary kicks his bowl again)
 * Gary: Meow!
 * (We see the sunrise from Bikini Atoll, and then cut to SpongeBob's pineapple where his alarm goes off)
 * SpongeBob: Good morning world, and all that inhabit it!
 * (SpongeBob looks at the clock)
 * SpongeBob: I'M LATE AGAIN!
 * (SpongeBob races downstairs, and we see puppy-eyed Gary again)
 * Gary: Meow!
 * SpongeBob: I'm sorry Gary, but i'm late! (walks outside)
 * SpongeBob: Thats's two days in a row! I'm gonna get Gary a special friend!
 * (Bubble Transition to the animal shelter)
 * SpongeBob: I bet Gary will be happy. Ooh, i like this one! (grabs a snail)
 * SpongeBob: Aww, little guy, you're coming home with me!
 * (SpongeBob walks past several snails, until he sees one puppy-eyed one at the end)
 * SpongeBob: Aww, you look sad.
 * (SpongeBob shakes his head)
 * SpongeBob: Nah. Only one snail for now.
 * (SpongeBob walks out the door)
 * Animal Shelter Manager: Did he just walk out without paying or signing an adoption paper?
 * (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob's pineapple)
 * SpongeBob: Gary, I brought you a special friend!
 * (pulls out Puffy Flufly)
 * Gary: MEOW!
 * SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a doll. (throws it out the window)
 * Gary (relieved): Meow.
 * SpongeBob: I brought you another snail! So you won't be so sad when I'm gone!
 * Gary: Meow?
 * New Snail: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: Have fun you two! I'm gonna make beans.
 * New Snail: BLEOW!
 * Gary:...meow?
 * (SpongeBob walks back)
 * SpongeBob: Now that I've got meh beans, I'm gonna watch some TEEVEE!
 * (SpongeBob turns on the TV)
 * Fish (on TV): Today we will talk about: SAD SNAILS.
 * (In SpongeBob's mind he sees the snail from the animal shelter)
 * SpongeBob: OOOH I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, I JUST, I JUST-
 * SpongeBob: I'M HAVING A SNAIL SYMPATHY SEIZURE! AAAH!
 * (SpongeBob runs away, and the two snails look back and forth at each other)
 * (We then cut to the animal shelter)
 * SpongeBob: Aww, you're coming home. No more misery!
 * (SpongeBob walks out, and then sees another snail)
 * SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, SquarePants. You're already buying a snail.
 * (SpongeBob walks out)
 * Animal Shelter Manager: Did he really just get out with ANOTHER snail!?
 * (We cut back to the pineapple)
 * SpongeBob: Now that you have two more snails, you wontt buy any more!
 * (timecard) Narrator: 30 minutes later...
 * (we see 27 snails all over the room)
 * SpongeBob: YES! I HAVE 27 SNAILS NOW! I AM OFFICIALLY GOOD!
 * (SpongeBob then remembers another snail)
 * SpongeBob: GOODBYE MY 28 BABIES! I AM OFF TO GET ANOTHER!
 * (SpongeBob is about to walk outside, but Gary stops him)
 * Gary: Meow meow, meow meow. Meow? Meow meow. Meow, MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOOW!
 * SpongeBob: I have no idea what you just said, but I assume it was something about having too many snails. I'll get rid of them.
 * Gary: Meow!
 * SpongeBob: Now, where are all of them?
 * (SpongeBob searches the bathroom, the kitchen, the tables, the living room, the bedroom, the library and doesn't find them)
 * SpongeBob: I wonder where they could be-(bumps into closet, opening door to reveal all the snails in his clothes)
 * SpongeBob: ...am I the only one here that finds that kind of...disturbing?
 * (SpongeBob grabs all the snails and heads toward the door)
 * SpongeBob: Gary, I'm sorry I doubted you.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: Come here for a hug.
 * (SpongeBob hugs Gary so hard his shell breaks)
 * Gary: GAAARHRHCHD
 * (SpongeBob runs out)
 * SpongeBob: *pant* I'M SORRY!
 * (We cut back to the animal shelter)
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I'd like to return these 27 snails.
 * Animal Shelter Manager: Yeah, and I'd like to ask why you ran off with those 27 snails without paying or submitting the paperwork!?
 * SpongeBob: It's probably my stealth.
 * Animal Shelter Manager: STEALTH?
 * (SpongeBob disappears, and the animal shelter manager just stands there)
 * Fish: Joe, I think you've had too much coffee.
 * END