Let's Get Ready to Party

Editor:cosmobo

Creator:cosmobo

Story board creator:cosmobo

Series:the adventures of SpongeBob

Episode number:7

Transcript:

Tom:well SpongeBob this was a very good idea

SpongeBob:thanks

Tom:and another thing why was Patrick in window realy?

SpongeBob:let's just say its a long story

Tom:I think I now know why

SpongeBob:oh sorry

Tom:yeah you better be!

Billy:hi tom

Tom:who are you?

Billy:Im kinda your lost brother

Tom:I don't have a brother do I?

Billy:yeah

Tom:well I realy here because I want stinking drunk

Billy:yeah I want to die hahaha

Patrick:hi tom how you liking party?

Billy:is he drunk

Tom:no he's just playin ol stupid

Billy:oh ok

Tom:one thing Im not stupid ok just so you know

Billy:ok

[a few hours later]

Tom:wow Im drunk

Billy:hahahahah me to

[a car pulls up]

Nat Peterson:hello party over

Tom:and why do you think we're stopping the party

Nat Peterson:because I told you to

[nat trips over a rock]

Tom:someone call a doctor

SpongeBob:hey what's going on?

Tom:get back the beer has worn off ok bob get up

Nat Peterson:idiin

Tom:what?

[nat dies]

Tom:come on!

[tom kicks nats dead body in the face]

Billy:is he dead?

Tom:of course he's not but just to be sure[tom puts his hand over nats heart]his hearts not beating he's dead

Patrick:can I poke it?

[in the Bikini Bottom church]

Vicar:so a good man died today sadly

Tom:ok Im here

Vicar:please take your seat

Tom:ok

SpongeBob:hi tom

Tom:hi SpongeBob

Vicar:are you finished

Tom:hey get on with the damn thing I have a party back at the place ok

Vicar:ok this man was the owner of the hug fest

Patrick:wahhhh!!!

Tom:Patrick stop you hardly knew the man

[Patrick starts crying]

Vicar:is he some kind of baby

Tom:he's a special baby

Mrs Peterson:stop this is the nastiest funeral Ive ever been to

Tom:funerals aren't suppose to be nice are they!?

Mrs Peterson:I went to hitlers funeral

Tom:oh I bet that was shit

Mrs Peterson:it weren't as bad as this

Tom:well you must of gone to some very happy funerals

Vicar:come on we want peace here

Tom:well mam you might be stupid

Mrs fishkins:I have you know it tuck me only 2 years to complete college

Vicar:shut up!!!!

[in toms car]

Tom:ok I got kicked out of church so what?

Patrick:they took my lollipop

Tom:shut up

[Mrs. petersons car goes past]

SpongeBob:hey isn't that the person you argued with?

Tom:yeah

[at the petersons house]

SpongeBob:are you sure you sure you want to do this?

Tom:no but Im gonna do it oh I feel like a boy on Christmas Day

Mrs Peterson:the home a very nice place to relax

[tom comes up from the back of sofa]

Tom:boo you bitch!![Mrs. petersons has a heart attak]oh god

[the next day at SpongeBobs house]

SpongeBob:wow the petersons house had a night camera

Tom:yeah caught me on camera

Patrick:wow this co co is nice

Tom:oh god give me some

[tom takes the glass of co co]

Patrick:hey

Tom:come on its a drink pat[the door knocks]Gary!

[Gary answers the door police barge throgh the door]

Patrick:oh no I can't go there again

Police#1:we're looking for Tom

Patrick:oh it's fine SpongeBob it's just tom

Tom:so lets get this over with you think I killed Mrs. Peterson

Police#3:oh god he did that?

Police#2:yes that's why we're here

Tom:oh god guys its my birthday

Police#1:it was his birthday yesterday he's a lire get him

[the police all dive onto tom and Patrick jumps on the pack to]

Tom:ok if we're taking this to court I might be in a wheelchair before I get there

SpongeBob:hey who wants co co?

Police#3:see you in court mr fishkins

Tom:see you in hospital

[at the Krusty Krab]

Patrick:come on this has got to cheer you up

Tom:yes there's nothing better than greasy food

Patrick:a greasy Krabby Patty totally different thing

Tom:oh I don't think so

Patrick:Im telling you a Krabby Patty

Tom:they have a talking dog at the shell shack this has a big nosed monster here

Squidward:ok are you going to order or complain

Tom:hahaha I thought the Squidward was complaining about complaining

Squidward:well the Squidward wants to know what do you want?

Tom:one big krabby meal

Patrick:and for me

Squidward:a kelp soda kelp fries and a triple super duper Krabby Patty

Patrick:wow that was awesome

Squidward:yeah you've only come here to eat 300 times

Patrick:wow that's only it

Squidward:yes and your only 23

Tom:ok wheres my food!?

Squidward:wow you just love food dont you

Tom:hey I want to be with a talking dog at the moment ok bud and Im going to court

Squidward:a dog?

Tom:it's a long story and I don't even know it

Squidward:Patricks order and a krabby meal SpongeBob and a talking dog

SpongeBob:a dog?

[a few minutes later at Patricks and toms table]

Tom:ok that couple has gone they are happy someone is asking a guy to marry her oh a break up and the women wanted to break up ok this is gonna be good

Fish#1:Im breaking up with you Mary bye

Tom:Mary hey ok has anyone ever said your hair is so lovely and blond

Mary:what my husband has broke up with me and you want a date![mary starts throwing food at Tom]

Patrick:don't worry tom Ill eat it

SpongeBob:ok huh they are gone?

[SpongeBob looks at Mary]

Tom:hey SpongeBob a little help over here!

SpongeBob:food fight!!!!

[tom runs into the bathrooms]

Tom:oh god grease all over my shirt

[tom turns on tap]

Mick:hey I know that voice from somewhere

Tom:oh yeah was he that guy in the Krusty Krab bathrooms you met?

Mick:oh wait from the news you scared that women to her death

Tom:wow yes I remember that like it was yesterday

Mick:it was yesterday

Tom:I know that's why I remember like it was yesterday

Patrick:hi tom

Tom:get out

Patrick:why?

Tom:Im gonna have a wee

Patrick:in the sink?

Tom:Im a dirty dirty man

Patrick:I like to wee in the sink to

Tom:yeah well go ahead out of here

Mick:hahaha you wee in the sink hahaha

Tom:yeah and no yeahno hey bud have you ever been to court before

Mick:Im a lour

Tom:hey can I hire you?

Mick:yeah here's my card

[slides card under the cubical door]

Tom:oh so your not coming out ok well Im going to go now

[tom comes out of the bathroom]

Tom:stop Mary noty Mary

[at the Bikini Bottom shopping mall]

Mick:ok so we're looking for a suit for the day

SpongeBob:hey tom how bout we get a snack first

Tom:how bout no

[in clothes for me]

Mick:any in here

SpongeBob:wow this is great

Tom:it's square

SpongeBob:I am a square SpongeBob square pants

Patrick:yeah tom pretty easy to notice he's a circle I think you losing you clams

Mick:mr fishkins what are these people doing here?

Tom:I don't know I did lock the door

SpongeBob:yeah someone hijacked your car kinda

Tom:my grandma gave me that car

[at clothes that will suit you good in court]

Mick:ok no ok no ok no ok no

Tom:ok maybe ok maybe ok maybe ok maybe

SpongeBob:ok yeah ok yeah ok yeah ok yeah ok yeah

Patrick:duhhhhhhh?

[a few searching in clothes shops later]

Tom:ok we have been up and down stairs so follow me there's one left

[in super happy kiddies clothes]

SpongeBob:wow look at this lovely baby outfit

Patrick:look SpongeBob Im a baby cowboy

SpongeBob:what's a cow?

Patrick:I don't know that's what makes it fun!

Tom:ok let's see kids wedding area you may kiss the bitch?

Mick:wait look a suit

Tom:wow a suit and its my size

[outside of the mall]

SpongeBob:wow tom you will look great in that

Tom:this?

SpongeBob:no that cowboy baby outfit

Tom:well I can be a sexy cowboy with a women sometimes

Patrick:do you think I look sexy

Tom:sexy no stupid yes

Patrick:isn't it weird how Squidward calls me stupid to

Tom:ok tomorrow is the day

SpongeBob:yes and

Tom:I realy need to get woken up with a loud alarm

SpongeBob:I have a boat hone

[the day in SpongeBobs house]

Tom:ok get up get up toast done bye pineapple place

[at court]

Judge:you went into that house mr fishkins and we all know that

Tom:hey my uhh lour is gonna be here in a minute

[mick comes in]

Mick:well maybe he uhhh

[mick runs out]

Tom:uhh that was my lour

Judge:we call Mrs. Peterson to the stand

Tom:uhh she didn't make it

Judge:oh so you killed her

Tom:dear god no

Judge:we call mr SquarePants to the stand

SpongeBob:well uh hi uh tom wouldn't kill someone I don't think you see Ive just moved realy into Bikini Bottom so uh I think I need to go to the toilets[SpongeBob smashes throgh a window and runs away]

Judge:mr star

Patrick:I don't know what's going on

Judge:get out mr star

Patrick:thanks Im starving

Tom:I am not guilty

Judge:uh Im the judge here!

[mick runs in]

Mick:uh Ive got this tape of the night

Tom:ok my lour is back

Mick:look she died before he came up from the chair

Judge:uh so she just died on her own

Mick:yes so he's not guilty

Judge:well uh he's not guilty

[at SpongeBobs house]

SpongeBob:wow how did you get out of court?

Tom:well um long story

Patrick:hey U guys Im in love I found her at the hot dog stand

Tom:a girl at a hot dog stand wow it's like when I met that women at a McDonald's drive THRU

Patrick:she asked me for a date