An interview with Sandy Cheeks

Plot
Danny Feton interviews Sandy Cheeks.

Transcript

 * Danny: Hello and welcome to the Nicktoons Interview! Today's guest: Sandy Cheeks!
 * Sandy: Howdy, y'all! My name's Sandy, I'm 26, And I love nuts!
 * Danny: Thanks for coming over to my house. So, Sandy, do you think you can beat my paents in an invention competiton?
 * Sandy: Of couse I can! I'm 1,000 times better at inventing then them. I can build a time machine in 10 seconds.
 * Danny: Well, prove it to the audience! (Sandy builds a time machine in 10 seconds.)  Woah, I'm impressed.
 * Sandy: Thank you. I also love Krabby Pattys.
 * Danny: Why?
 * Sandy: They were named after Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs (from the audience): That's right! Eat at the Krusty Krab!
 * Danny: Thank you for the commercial break, Mr. Krabs. I heard you also broke a lot of world records. And got arrested by the cops for public nudity.
 * Sandy: Of course I did! They didn't REALLY arrest me.
 * Danny: Yes, I also heard Bossquirrel destroyed the jail wall, too!
 * Sandy: Yes, and he made a cardboard jail wall, too. And now I will take over Amity Park once and for all! (hits Danny)
 * Danny: COME BACK HERE, CHEEKS! (chases Sandy) That's all the time we have today. See you next time on the Nicktoons Interview!