Blood & Roses

Blood & Roses is the 8th episode of S5 of TEOMS, This episode was directed by John de Lancie. This is the last episode to feature MacGyver & Dr. William Bell.

Cast

 * Chanel SquarePants
 * Major General Frank Simmons
 * Dr. Daniel Jackson
 * Teal'c
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Squidward
 * Dr. William Bell
 * Dana Scully (credit only)
 * Patrick Star
 * Jacob Carter / Selmak
 * Sheldon J. Plankton
 * MacGyver
 * Gibson Praise (credit only)
 * Karen Plankton
 * Walter Skinner

Story
Last Time on TEOMS...

Alex Kyreck: SLIENCE! This court will tell me if you 4 people are found gulity or not gulity of the crime "Trepassing a Borg Ship" First, a person with a 3-button black shirt. Tell me your name?

Fox Mulder: My name is Fox Mulder, and i didn't mean to trepass your ship.

Alex Kyreck: That's it. Your found gulity of trepassing a borg ship. I should sentence you DEATH!

Timmy: Oh f***.

SpongeBob: Mulder NOOOOOO!

Alex Kyreck: By the order of the Borg Law, Your head will be chopped off. Any last words?

Fox Mulder: Yeah, I WANT TO GO HOME!

Alex Kyreck: Too f***ing bad. I will now use my staff weapon to kill you.

Fox Mulder: NOOOOOOOO!

Fox Mulder died.

SpongeBob: *sobbing* WHY?

Then, an hologram version of Fox Mulder appears.

Fox Mulder: Hello guys.

Teal'c: Mulder, welcome back.

Daniel: I thought you were dead.

Fox Mulder: I am back to normal now and the doctors reattached my head.

Chanel: Ok, thank you. Come back soon!

He vanished.

And now the conclusion...

Chanel told Jacob what was their new mission.

Chanel: Hey Jacob, what is our mission again?

Jacob: Our mission is to find and kill the vampire gang and Dr. William Bell's team and i heard that Plankton, Patrick & MacGyver both joined his team.

Then Daniel & Teal'c both came in.

Daniel: When are going back to Planet Earth?

Teal'c: Right now.

Frank: And we are going to kill Dr. William Bell and the vampire gang.

So the 5 people transported down to Earth and they went down to Area 51 and Dr. William Bell was there and so was the vampire gang.

Karen: We all need to be quiet this time.

Walter: Yeah.

Dr. William Bell: Because what happened last time when those bastards came down to the f***ing crossroads and shot Joel Kyreck.

MacGyver: We need to shoot them down.

Patrick: Indeed.

Plankton: I'm ready.

Then they saw the 5 people loaded with guns & ammo.

Jacob: Fire when i tell you to, ok guys.

Teal'c: Indeed.

Daniel: Ok.

Simmons: Ok.

Chanel: Alright.

So they fired at the vampire gang base and they shot Dr. William Bell and MacGyver.

MacGyver: Oh god i'm dying!.....

He died and did Dr. William Bell.

Plankton: Let's get out of here!

Patrick: Indeed.

Karen: Let's go!

So the vampire gang including Plankton & Patrick left Area 51 and the others went back to the tok'ra ship.

Sandy: Did you guys killed Dr. William Bell.

Jacob: Yes we did.

Frank: And we also killed MacGyver.

Mr. Krabs: That's good, when are you guys coming back to the prometheus?

Chanel: In 24 hours from now.

Daniel: Sounds good.

The transmission ended and Jacob told the others.

Jacob: Good job, mission completed.

Frank: Thanks.

Daniel: Now we need to go back to the SGC.

Teal'c: I'm afraid i have some bad news, the SGC Command Center is destroyed.

Frank: What?!

The others were in shocked.

To Be Continued...