Thrift Store Adventures!

Synopsis
SpongeBob thinksnobody likes his Halloween costume!

Transcript
(Episode opens with spooky music and zooms in on Mr. Krabs taking SpongeBob through a thrift store to find a cheap Halloween costume)

Mr. Krabs: You see my boy, the trick to finding the best costume is looking in the kid’s section. Their costumes cost less, so you can buy them and make it your own!

SpongeBob: But won’t that deprive kids of the Halloween spirit?

Mr. Krabs: Eh, let’s stop right there. They won’t notice! They’re kids!

SpongeBob: Are you sure?

Mr. Krabs: (raspy voice) just shut up and take the costume.

SpongeBob: Okie dokie!

(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go to the check out where they see Mindy)

Mindy: Hey guys! Need to buy this stuff? SpongeBob: Mindy? What are you doing here?

Mindy: Well my dad said I had to get a job so I ended up here at this shitty thrift shop.

Mr. Krabs: Well then.

Mindy: Anyways let me check that out for ya. SpongeBob: Thanks, this Halloween is going to be one to remember!

(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs leave and the show cuts to SpongeBob trying on his costume, a mustachioed pistachio)

SpongeBob: So Gary, how do I look?

Gary: Meowwwwww.

SpongeBob: Thanks a lot.

Gary: Meow meow meow.

SpongeBob: I’m going to ask Squidward what he thinks!

(SpongeBob breaks into Squidward’s house)

Squidward: SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: What?

Squidward: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

SpongeBob: What do you think of this outfit?

Squidward: GET OUT!

SpongeBob: Dang, nobody likes it!

(SpongeBob goes back to his house and sees Patrick sitting there)

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, why are you dressed as a nut?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Well nobody likes the costume!

Patrick: Pfffft. Who gives a shit what everyone else thinks? It looks cool!

SpongeBob: Thanks Patrick, that actually really helped!

Patrick: It did? I was just quoting an actor I saw once.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Yes, yes I did.

(SpongeBob and Patrick are at the thrift store now)

Patrick: So who works here?

SpongeBob: Mindy.

Patrick: M-m-Mindy?!

SpongeBob: I’m trying to help you out here!

Patrick: Okay!

(SpongeBob and Patrick make it to the check-out line)

Mindy: Hey Patrick!

Patrick: Want to go get dinner?

Mindy: Sure!