Knight Stanley

Knight Stanley is the fourth episode of Dunces and Dragons.

Transcript

 * Narrator: Previously on Dunces and Dragons, Sir SpongeBob got depressed after the joust. So King Krabs got him a snail, but King Bubble Bass tried to get his team to kill the snail and destroy the castle! Sir SpongeBob was able to save the snail and the castle!
 * [Scene: King Bubble Bass’ Castle]
 * King Bubble Bass: New army! Right, are we ready for tomorrow’s battle?
 * King Bubble Bass’ army: Sir, yes sir!
 * King Bubble Bass: Oh there’s one more thing, new assistant!
 * King Bubble Bass’ assistant: What?
 * King Bubble Bass: Please inform the people at Bikini Bottomshire about tomorrow!
 * King Bubble Bass’ assistant: Alright!
 * [Scene: King Krabs’ Castle, Squidly is playing for King Krabs and Sir Natson]
 * King Krabs: Squidly! [Squidly stops] I have to say this is your best performance yet! Please continue! [Squidly continues, King Krabs starts dancing on his throne, King Bubble Bass’ assistant knocks on the door]
 * Sir Natson: Uhh, King Krabs? [King Krabs ignores him] King Krabs? The door, someone knocked on the door.
 * King Krabs: Don’t you have a door you should be answering?
 * Sir Natson: Right… [answers the door]
 * King Bubble Bass’ assistant: Oh, Sir Natson… [awkward silence] So… You have a battle tomorrow with Ye Olde Kelp City.
 * Sir Natson: We do?
 * King Bubble Bass’ assistant: Yes… So uhm, I best be going… So, bye…
 * [Scene: King Krabs’ Castle, Squidly is still playing for King Krabs]
 * King Krabs: This is still your best performance yet. Continue. [When Squidly is about to continue Sir Natson runs in]
 * Sir Natson: Sir, sir!
 * King Krabs: Why do you always have to run in during Squidly’s performances.
 * Sir Natson: [looks at Squidly] I have no idea.
 * King Krabs: This had better be good.
 * Sir Natson: There’s a battle with Ye Olde Kelp City tomorrow.
 * King Krabs: There is?!
 * Squidly: Yeah, yeah can I continue my performance now?
 * King Krabs: I don’t believe it, we have to get an army together and warn the others!
 * Squidly: Everyone beeth the critic!
 * [Scene: Sir SpongeBob’s room, Sir SpongeBob is talking to Garold and Patrick is sucking his hand]
 * Sir SpongeBob: And that is the story of how I got in this time period.
 * Garold: Meow.
 * Sir SpongeBob: What do you mean you don’t understand?
 * Garold: Meow.
 * Sir SpongeBob: What do you mean stop repeating everything you’re saying?
 * Garold: Meow.
 * Sir SpongeBob: What do you mean you don’t understand why I have to do this, Sir Patrick needs to understand all this too.
 * Sir Patrick: I do?
 * Garold: Meow.
 * Sir SpongeBob: No Garold, I am not aware of anyone watching us. [King Krabs enters]
 * King Krabs: Sir SpongeBob, Sir Patrick!
 * Sir SpongeBob: Oh hey King Krabs! I was just talking to Garold about-
 * King Krabs: Never mind that. Look there is a battle scheduled for tomorrow and I need some knights to help out!
 * Sir SpongeBob: You can count on us sir!
 * King Krabs: Great! Now I need some more knights! [leaves]
 * Sir SpongeBob: Can you believe it Patrick, this is gonna be our first battle!
 * Sir Patrick: What’s a battle?
 * Sir SpongeBob: I’ll explain that later, I can’t wait!
 * [Scene: Sir SpongeBob is waking up]
 * Sir SpongeBob: That was a good sleep, now I need to get ready for the battle. [sees Sir Patrick is still asleep] Patrick. [continues sleeping] Patrick wake up!
 * Sir Patrick: [wakes up] Oh hey SpongeBob, what you doing up so early?
 * Sir SpongeBob: We need to get ready for today’s battle.
 * Sir Patrick: Oh yeah.
 * [Scene: Bikini Bottomshire’s army is walking across a field]
 * King Krabs: You okay Sir SpongeBob?
 * Sir SpongeBob: Yeah, Sir Patrick?
 * Sir Patrick: [eating the sword] Tasty.
 * Sir SpongeBob: Sir Patrick, you’re not supposed to eat the sword.
 * Sir Patrick: So?
 * Sir SpongeBob: Good point. [the battle begins, while fighting, a person that looks alot like Sir SpongeBob shows up causing Sir SpongeBob to stop] Who are you? [the person walks backwards and runs] Who was that?
 * [Scene: King Krabs’ castle]
 * King Krabs: That was a good battle, ey Sir SpongeBob?
 * Sir SpongeBob: Yes King Krabs.
 * King Krabs: What is the matter boy?
 * Sir SpongeBob: I saw a guy that looked just like me during the battle.
 * King Krabs: Really?
 * Sir SpongeBob: Yes, he's tall, has a rectangular head, a sponge.
 * King Krabs: Sir Natson!
 * Sir Natson: Yes?
 * King Krabs: Paint me a picture of Knight Stanley!
 * Sir Natson: What why?
 * King Krabs: I need to see if he is the man Sir SpongeBob is talking about!
 * Sir Natson: I am an assistant not an artist!
 * King Krabs: Get Squidly to do it then.
 * Sir Natson: But you just said!
 * King Krabs: [shouting] Sir Natson!
 * Sir Natson: Fine!
 * [Squidly enters]
 * Squidly: What do you want? Do you want me to finish my song?!
 * King Krabs: No. I want you to paint a picture of Knight Stanley!
 * Squidly: What, why?
 * King Krabs: Just do it.
 * Squidly: Ugh, fine. [paints a picture of Knight Stanley] There! Now do you want me to finish my song!
 * King Krabs: Maybe later! So Sir SpongeBob, is this the man you saw in the battle!
 * Sir SpongeBob: Hmm… [flashbacks to when he saw Stanley] Yes!
 * [Scene: King Bubble Bass’ castle]
 * Bubble Bass the 8th: What is the matter Stanley, you haven't said a word since the battle!
 * Knight Stanley: I don't know! [puts his hand towards a wall of the castle, causing the wall to break]
 * Bubble Bass the 8th: Stanley! What have we said about touching things?!
 * Knight Stanley: To do it?
 * Bubble Bass the 8th: Stanley! To-
 * Knight Stanley: I know, I know, the dungeon! How long this time?
 * Bubble Bass the 8th: An hour.
 * Knight Stanley: An hour! That's ridiculous… I guess it is better than last time, a week for dropping a cup!
 * Bubble Bass the 8th: I guess you're right! 2 weeks then.
 * [cuts to Sir SpongeBob riding a seahorse]
 * Sir SpongeBob: This is it! [shows he is outside of King Bubble Bass’ castle] Am I really risking my life, just to talk with my long lost relative? Of course I am! [knocks on the door and we see King Bubble Bass answer the door] Greetings your majesty, I am here to talk with Knight Stanley! [elevator music plays as we see the camera go from King Bubble Bass to Sir SpongeBob until King Bubble Bass closes the door] Does that mean I can't talk with Knight Stanley? [a bunch of knights knock down the door] Run seahorse run! [Sir SpongeBob runs from the knights on his seahorse]
 * [Scene: King Krabs’ castle]
 * King Krabs: Alright knights, this is who you are looking for! Squidly.
 * Squidly: Ugh. [paints a picture of Sir SpongeBob]
 * King Krabs: There! You're looking for Sir SpongeBob! Who went missing this morning!
 * Sir Natson: Oh there he is King Krabs!
 * King Krabs: What?
 * [Scene: Sir SpongeBob is on his seahorse still running from the knights]
 * Sir SpongeBob: Faster! Faster! [the seahorse neighs and kicks Sir SpongeBob off the seahorse]
 * [Scene: King Krabs’ castle]
 * King Krabs: Sir SpongeBob is being chased by knights?
 * Sir Natson: Not just any knights King Krabs! King Bubble Bass’ knights!
 * King Krabs: We need to save him!
 * [Scene: Sir SpongeBob is on the ground with spears being pointed at him]
 * One of King Bubble Bass’ knights: Your time is up, Sir SpongeBob!
 * Dark Knight: No it ain't!
 * One of King Bubble Bass’ knights: Who said that? [Dark Knight appears] It's the Dark Knight! Everyone scram! [All the knights start running]
 * Dark Knight: Why were King Bubble Bass’ Knights after you Sir SpongeBob?
 * Sir SpongeBob: I just wanted to talk with Knight Stanley! But I guess that'll have to wait another day…
 * [Scene: Knight Stanley in the dungeon]
 * Guard: You have a letter! [throws a letter at him, Knight Stanley reads it then smiles]
 * [The end]