One Coarse Meal II

One Coarse Meal II is an episode of PLWTR, and also a better version of the original One Coarse Meal and sequel.

Trainscript
[INSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB]

Pearl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[The tears fill up the Krusty Krabs with all the customers in shock]

Mr. Krabs: Woah, woah, what’s going on, me daughter?

Pearl: Didn’t you hear? There only accepting someone with no nose problems in the Seeweed-Seewa competition! And my nose is on my BACK!

Mr. Krabs: But Pearl! You don’t have any nose problems!

Peral: But i’m a whale! They'll NEVER accept me! I just look stupid.

[DURING PLANKTON’S PLAN…]

Plankton: Heh heh heh! I think this will be the one, Spot! I just know we will take over the world today!

Spot: Woof.

Plankton: Yeah, you're right, there's probably a 5% chance of me taking over the world today.

[Plankton takes his miniature plane into the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs hears a loud thundering noise]

Mr. Krabs: Hey, what the heck is that?

[BAM!]

[Plankton is shown getting out of the scattered plane mumbling something]

Mr. Krabs: Haha! You lose again, Plankton! Now get outta here, you rascal!

Plankton: Wait… i have a backup plan.

[all of the sudden the secret formula is dropped into Plankton’s hands.]

Plankton: What did i tell you, Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Bu- Buwu- But- Bu-

Plankton: HAW! My little friend helped me out.

Spot: Woof!

Mr. Krabs: What the- Awww he's so cute! WAIT A MINUTE, NO HE’S NOT!

Plankton: Well cheez wellezze Krabs… BUT I GOT THE FORMULA!

Mr. Krabs: GIMME THAT!

Pearl: Uh… daddy? Help!

Plankton: [in shock] Whu- whu- what is that?

Mr. Krabs: Uh, it’s me daughter… are you making fun of my daugther?

Plankton: It… It’s a WHALE!

Mr. Krabs: Alright, now you're just being silly, go on, shoo! Shoo!

[Plankton carries his plane out of the Krusty Krab, mumbling the same exact thing he was when he crashed the plane]

[AT THE CHUM BUCKET]

Plankton: Ugh, i need to destroy that whale so it won’t interfere with my Patty stealing! Any ideas, Karen?

Karen: My mind is blank right now.

Plankton:... You have a mind?

Karen: Nevermind.

Plankton: Oh, so you don’t have a mind?

Karen: JUST DO WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO.

Plankton: Okay, okay.

[we then have a montage of Plankton trying to destroy Pearl, but every attempt a failure]

Plankton: Alright, that is IT! I’m calling a lawsuit on her! Karen: Say what again?

Plankton: I - AM - CALL - ING - LAW - SUIT.

Karen: Whatever.

[Plankton is shown dialing numbers then screen cuts to a courtroom]

[BAM!]

Lawyer: I am here for a lawsuit for Plankton against Pearl, correct?

Plankton: Yes sir. This person has been haunting my nightmares since i was a little boy.

Pearl: Wha- I wasn’t even BORN yet!

Plankton: Well lets see what my… [screen goes to black and lightning flashes] CLIENT [screen goes back to light] has to say.

Patrick: I.. like pickles [putting his hand up his nose]

Lawyer: Um… yeah. What about yours, Pearl?

Pearl: Mine? He’s an actual crab being! Mr. Krabs, show yourself!

Mr. Krabs: [screen cuts to black with lightning strikes] I THINK…. [screen cuts to white] that this is totally obserb! He will never take me money!

[Mr. Krabs runs out of the courtroom and kisses his money in the Krusty Krab]

Plankton: KRABS!

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Plankton: Why are you kissing my mother?

Mr. Krabs: Whu- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Mr. Krabs runs back into the courtroom]

Mr. Krabs: [gasp] okay… [gasp] I think i'm done.

[all of the sudden Penny decides to speak up]

Penny:                                       ,                              .

[Everyone is crying and saying “Plankton, please let her go!”]

Plankton: I will! [sniff]

[the episode then goes to credits with backup pictures of Penny becoming a singer, and the very last credit is “,, -.” - Penny”]