Star Wars Maniac

Star Wars Maniac is the sixth short of SpongeBob n' Stuff and the third short of season two. In it, Patrick reacts to the newest creature in the Star Wars universe. It is a voice-over of a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants ' Hall Monitor.

Characters

 * Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star
 * Alex Hirsch as Officer Rob
 * 'PolarKey' as Officer John

Transcript

 * [The police come driving up and stop beside Patrick in the street]
 * Officer Rob: Afternoon, son.
 * Patrick: Hello, brothers. [salutes to the officers, then raises both eyebrows whilst pointing to his hat]
 * Officer Rob: Son, we're looking for Disney's latest cash-grab.
 * Officer John: Have you seen this species? [Officer Rob whips out a poster that says WANTED CASH-GRAB with a picture of a porg from Star Wars on it.]
 * Patrick: [screams] It's the maniac! Take him away! Take him away!
 * Officer Rob: Calm down, son. It's just a drawing, not the real thing. Now we're gonna show you this picture again, and you tell us if you've seen this species, understand?
 * Patrick: Yeah, uh huh.
 * Officer Rob: Okay. [Officer John shows Patrick the poster again]
 * Patrick: [screams] Horrible!
 * Officer John: [Puts picture away. Shows Patrick the poster again.]
 * Patrick: [Screams again. Both officers then look at each other and smile slyly. Officer John repeatedly takes away and shows the poster to Patrick as he screams every time. Eventually, the officers decide they've had enough fun.]
 * Officer Rob: Stay indoors, son.
 * Officer John: And, uh, take that cone off your head. [both laugh as they drive off, fin]