Oy Barnacles

Dr. Rabbit: Last week on Attack of the Show, Barnacle Bob was plotting his revenge.

Barnacle Bob: MAHAHAHA! Oy Barnacle motherfucker.

Dr. Rabbit: ....and he manipulated one of SpongeBob's friends.

Patrick: Must obey Barnacle Bob, he promised me some shekels for his offer.

Barnacle Bob: I knew that being generous to others is a good method for being a villain. MAHAHA

Dr. Rabbit: Chin Chin showed up from his desk, revealing himself to be the owner of 4Kids Entertainment.

Chin Chin: If you don't produce enough chromosomes, I am going to banish you to the shadow realm.

Dr. Rabbit: SpongeBob and Patrick fought a background character revealing himself to be a barnacle.

Nat: I am going to use fire magic on you.

SpongeBob: I will use bubble magic on you. Water beats fire.

Nat: What is this, Pokemon?

Dr. Rabbit: The two fought in a sword battle, finding way to an underground pathway leading to the unknown

Squidward: Did you bring a light?

SpongeBob: No!

Dr. Rabbit: What adventures will they find? Where does the path go? Will BarnacleBob get his revenge on SpongeBob? Find out this week on Attack of the Show!

[Theme Song Plays]

[Episode Begins]

Chin Chin: I have to say Dr. Rabbit, you have quite improved on your narration but unfortunately it was not cancerous enough for me to handle. I am going to have to begin the event.

Dr. Rabbit: That is not fair. I have worked hard improving my narration skills. First you tell me that I am too cancerous for the job, now I am too good.

Chin Chin: The sacrifices are going to first next week and you will be the star.

Dr. Rabbit: You just gave me life here as a narrator, now you want to kill me. No! No! No!

Chin Chin: Face it, Dr. Rabbit! Your the most worthless character on this show next to Person B.

Person B: Hey, I am not worthless. I am the only one that actually sets up the equipment around here. The other two supervisors just screw off and act lazy. I should get promoted to narrator for my good work? I am sick of being a useless background character.

Chin Chin: Your supposed to be a supervisor. That is the role you are getting and sticking with.

Person B: But, I want an increase to my salary and a promotion.

Chin Chin: Screw off background character. I will make sure that you share the same fate as Zoe here.

(More coming soon)