Building a Home

Building a Home is the 5th episode of Welcome to Bikini Bottom!. It is written by BagelBoxd.

Characters

 * Seth Hamm
 * Caleb Hamm
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Gary (debut)
 * French Narrator (debut)

Plot Summary
Caleb and Seth start building their home.

Transcript

 * (episode starts with Seth walking outside)
 * Seth: *sigh* Another day down under.
 * SpongeBob: Why sad, Seth?
 * Seth: Well, I miss home.
 * SpongeBob: We can bring home down here!
 * Seth: Not living in your house we can't.
 * SpongeBob: Oh. You mean that home. In that case, never mind.
 * Seth: Well, I guess I'll have to live with you down here. *sigh*
 * SpongeBob: Hmm...I know! We can build a home for you and uh, whathisname-
 * Seth: Caleb. Say where is Caleb anyway?
 * SpongeBob: I dunno. Maybe we should ask Patrick.
 * (SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock, and it opens up to see Patrick and Caleb sleeping on it)
 * Seth: Yeah, we need a home.
 * (Montage of Seth and Caleb working on building a house, with SpongeBob giving Seth the planks, which he hammers onto the structure, while Caleb sits and nails a board on his head with Patrick)
 * Seth: Caleb, do something!
 * Caleb: I did! Look at my new hat!
 * Seth: Never mind.
 * (Seth and SpongeBob build more)
 * Seth: Well, now we should glue gun the boards so they stick.
 * (Cut to Squidward's house, where he in singing in his shower)
 * Squidward: FIGARO! What the-
 * Squidward: Oh. It's that little yellow idiot, Spongeboob.
 * (cut to Patrick outside)
 * Patrick: Spongeboob? *laughs* Spongeboob that's a good one *laughs* oh. oh. That's comedy. Sorry people.
 * Caleb: I don't get it.
 * (cut back to Squidward)
 * Squidward: Well, that was odd. I should remind those imbeciles to stop mindlessly playing with power tools.
 * (Squidward pokes his head out the window)
 * Squidward: Will you nincompoops quiet down-
 * Caleb: ITS A OCTOPUS! DON'T INK US!
 * Seth: Caleb, get your feather.
 * Squidward: Never mind. (goes inside)
 * (cut to next scene)
 * Seth: What the-it looks exactly like a pineapple!
 * SpongeBob: That was on the blueprints!
 * Seth: The blueprints for your house!
 * SpongeBob: Oops. We can make another!
 * Seth: I don't want to do that again.
 * SpongeBob: That's okay. Gary, come and help!
 * Gary: Meow. (shuts door)
 * SpongeBob: Guess you have to.
 * (timecard)
 * French Narrator: One house later...
 * (We see a normal land house)
 * SpongeBob: Odd architecture.
 * Seth: Well Caleb, I built our house!
 * Caleb: Hey, I helped! When you asked me to do something, I made this hat! (points to board on head)
 * Seth: Okay, fine. We built it.
 * Caleb: Hooray for credit!