The Fellowship Of A New Invention

The Fellowship Of A New Invention is 21st episode of Season 2 of Reckless and Retired.

It is the 43rd episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Eugene H. Krabs
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Plankton

Plot
Plankton invents a new type of toothbrush.

Story
[Squidward is sitting on the couch watching Women's Golf]

Sandy: Squidward! Get off the couch! We're having company over for dinner!

Squidward: Who the hell would want to visit 5 crummy old people in a retirement home?

Krabs: There's 6 of us, Squid.

Squidward: Krabs, the snail doesn't count!

Gary: MOWW!!!!

'Krabs: No, not the snail.

Squidward: Dafuq? ....oh yeah, I forgot about Bigfoot!

Bigfoot: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Krabs: No bro.

Squidward: It's 5! Me, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and you!

Krabs: You forgot someone.

Plankton: Thank you, Eugine.

Krabs: You forgot my pet watermelon. (holds a watermelon with a face painted on it)

Plankton: GAHHH!!!! Damn you all, YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!!

Squidward: Oh yeah...but you don't really count, right? I mean, you're a.....well....

Plankton: Yes? .....YES?????

Squidward: ....what great weather we're having, eh?

Plankton: We're in doors, wanker.

Squidward: I think Sandy's calling me. COMING, HONEY!!!!

[walks over to Sandy]

Squidward: Did you call me, babe?

Sandy: Hell no. (smacks him)

[Plankton walks into the corner]

Plankton: (sigh)

SpongeBob: Why the long face, Plank? Or....short face. I can't really tell where your face is. It's all connected. Your body's like a peanut, you should really get that checked out...

Plankton: I feel so useless, SpongeBob! A genius like me is trapped in such a miniscule body!

SpongeBob: Miniscule? You should really get that checked out too...

Plankton: That doesn't mean what you think it means.

SpongeBob: Oh.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!

Patrick: (eats SpongeBob) Tastes like apples! (skips away)

[Plankton is left to himself]

Plankton: I need to take over the world....in a subtle way.....

5 MINUTES LATER

Plankton: Yes! My invention is complete! Now I just need someone to test it on....

Charles Dingleberry and his wife Jessica enter the room.

Sandy: Nice of you to join us for dinner!

Jessica: Yeah, Sandy, thanks for inviting us!

Plankton: (approaching Charles) Hey, would you like to try this toothbrush?

Charles: I hate life.

Plankton: Try the damn toothbrush!

Charles: Whatever. (begins brushing his teeth)

Plankton: You are now under my control!

Charles: YES MASTER!!!!

Jesssica: How did you do that?

Plankton: It's a mind-controlling toothbrush! Here, watch. (turns to Charles) Go jump out the window!

Charles: YES MASTER!!!!

[Jumps out the window, and falls 30 stories to his death]

Jessica: I'm coming, BABE!!!

[Jumps out the window, and falls 30 stories to her death]

Plankton: I'm gonna make a million of these things and take over the world. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!! (cough, cough) Stupid asthma. WAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Krabs: (steps on Plankton)

Plankton: AH!!! Screw you!!!