Fake Patrick

Fake Patrick is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Mr. Krabs thinks Patrick is Plankton in disguise.

Characters

 * Mr. Krabs
 * Patrick
 * Plankton
 * Karen
 * French Narrator
 * King Neptune (mentioned)

Story
Patrick:I want to eat a Krabby Patty, but i don't want to walk to the Krusty Krab! I wish i could make Krabby Patties at home.....*a light bulb appears in his head* haha! I'll ask Mr. Krabs what the secret paper is, and i will make Krabby Patties at home! Yay!

* bubble transition*

Patrick:*enters Mr. Krabs' office* Hi Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs:Hi Patrick, why are you here?

Patrick:Uuuh, could you tell me the Krabby Patty secret paper?

Mr. Krabs:.....HHAHAHAHHAHHH!! Plankton, how did you think this would work? You're even acting dumb, like Patrick! But it's not gonna work! Bye bye! *kicks him out*

Patrick:Plankton? He thinks i'm Plankton? Well then i'll tell him i'm not Plankton! Hehe, i always have good ideas. *enters the Krusty Krab* I'M NOT PLANKTON! I'M NOT PLANKTON! *enters Mr. Krabs' office* Hey, i'm not Plankton! I'm Patrick! Now, can you tell me the Krabby Patty secret paper? Please? *gets kicked out* Well, maybe he had a bad day! I'll go cheer him up! *enters the Krusty Krab, and Mr. Krabs' office* Mr. Krabs, cheer up! I know you had a bad day, but everything will be alright if you-*gets kicked out* well, now i think he's just mean! Well, i think now i'll never know the Krabby Patty secret formula.....i'll just order one. *cuts to a scene where he gets kicked out* Why did he come out of his office and kick me again?

Mr. Krabs:Why are you talking to yourself, Plankton?

Patrick:Oh, he still thinks i'm Plankton.......wait, that's it! I'll eat at the Chum Bucket! *enters the Chum Bucket* Hi Plankton!

Plankton:For Neptune's beard! A customer! Emh, what would you like Patrick?

Patrick:Emh, what do you eat here?

Plankton:There's chum, raw chum, and a mattress.

Patrick:I'll take all of them!

Plankton:That'll be 15 dollars!

Patrick:I'll just give you this cash register.

Plankton:A cash register? Wow, give me that! *gets crushed by it* Ouch. Karen!

Karen:We have a customer! Give him chum, raw chum, and a mattress!

Karen:A customer? Wow, coming right up!

French Narrator:A while later...

Karen:There you go!

Patrick:Good, i'll eat all of this in one bite! *eats it* ...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.....*sticks out his tongue, removing every piece of food there* THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!! *passes out*

Plankton:Oh oh. Karen! Revive him!

Karen:Ok. *throws a potion at him*

Patrick:AAAH! I'm alive? Oh thank god! Now i'm gonna go.

Plankton:Wait! You made me remind of something! *takes a Patrick costume* I had this costume reserved for a day like this. Now you go into the Krusty Krab, and i follow you with this costume!

Patrick:.....why

Plankton:JUST DO IT!

* bubble transition*

Mr. Krabs:Wait a minute.....two Patricks are entering the Krusty Krab?! One of them is obviously Plankton.....*gets out of his office* HEY YOU TWO!

Patrick:Hi.

Plankton:AHHAHHAHHA HI.

Mr. Krabs:Which one of you is Patrick?

Patrick:Me! He's Plankton!

Plankton:Shut u-me! HAHAHahhh

Mr. Krabs:*shuts his mouth* It's obvious which one of you is the real Patrick. *points to the real Patrick*

Plankton:WHAT?! NO! I'M THE REAL PATRICK! HAhHHGAHUGHhugha

Mr. Krabs:Plankton, Patrick doesn't laugh after every sentence he makes, he doesn't have speech inpediment, he's just dumb. Besides, you were saying shut up. What do you think, that this is a cartoon where i can't hear what you say? Pathetic. *kicks him out* Now Patrick, do you want a Krabby Patty?

Patrick:Yes, and i would also like to know the Krabby Patty secret paper to make Krabby Patties at home!

Mr. Krabs:Wait a minute, does that mean that before.....oh......i'm sorry Patrick. I will tell you! It is.....*dolphin noises*

Patrick:Wow, i never expected that! If this was a TV show or a movie, that would be an awesome plot twist!