User blog:Purple133/Zero Plot Whatsoever: The Movie (Trailer)

(Black screen as Imagine Dragons “Believer” with bass boosted plays)

'''Bot: Hey Lock, YOU’RE FIRED!!! GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN OFFICE YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.'''

Purple: Bot that was kind of harsh!

Bot: You know what, just because of that I’m gonna throw a second dart!

(A bag of crack falls out of Bot’s sleeve)

Bot: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT HIGH, DON’T CALL THE COPS!

(Bot throws a dart and somebody screams as the screen goes black again and cuts to SpongeBob running; this then cuts to Ed Sheeran and Optimus driving)

Ed Sheeran: Hit the breaks mate!

Optimus Prime: It’s Night Ninja!

(Night Ninja somehow has the Infinity Gauntlet, and uses it to roll down the window)

'''Ed Sheeran: Holy shit! He has the Infinity Gauntlet!'''

'''Night Ninja: That’s right! And guess what?'''

Optimus Prime: What?

(Screen cuts black again and goes to SpongeBob’s house)

CrazySponge: SURPRISE SUCKERS

(CrazySponge stabs Amaya)

'''CrazySponge: YES! FINALL- wait wut'''

(He notices that Amaya dogged it)

CrazySponge: How?!

Amaya: One reason…

Amaya: (Megalovania plays) I’M ACTUALLY SANS BITCHES-

(Screen cuts black again and cuts to SpingeBill appearing in a flash of light)

SpingeBill: I’VE COME TO GET REVENGE!

Squidward: Damn YTP.

(Screen cuts black one more time)

'''Mr. Krabs: (starting to freeze) is this Dejá Vú? '''

The Fifth Doctor: Nooo!

(Screen goes black and logo appears)

“Zero Plot Whatsoever: The Movie”

“November 2nd, 2018”