Skinny is the New Fat

(Scene begins with Pilar walking)

Pilar (Sing Songy): Gonna go to Tom's, so me and Nat, Can play Muscle Fish 2! Woo-Hoo!

(Pilar knocks on Tom's Door)

Pilar: Hello?

(Tom opens door)

Tom: I'm ready to play Muscle fish 2?

Nat: So am I!

Pilar: Yeah!

Martha (Crying): What's wrong with me? I'm hideous!

Nat: What's wrong with Martha?

Tom: I don't know? Hey Martha! What's Wrong?

Martha: Shut Up!

Pilar: Well, she's really upset.

(Tom, Pilar and Nat walk into Martha's Room)

Tom: Martha, what's wrong?

Martha: Can you see? I'M FAT!

Tom: No, No! Your just overweight, and so am I.

Martha: But I want to get Slimmer!

Pilar: But then you would look like Abigal.

Nat: You would look like her twin sister.

Martha: Ok, at least I want to get a little Slimmer...Just Slim enough to stop having haters call me "Whale-Fish" on Fish-Book and Insta-Clam!

Pilar: Wow! You have it harsh.

Martha: Nat?

Nat: Yeah, Martha?

Martha: I want to be just a slim to the point where I'm at Shubie's weight. She is perfect.

Nat: She sure is.

Tom: Ok, but you will need to stop eating too much, and dare I say it, Lay it down on Krabby patties.

Martha: *Sighs* Its a risk I'm willing to take, as long as I can get those Jerks to stop piling me on social media.

Tom: Then let's put "Operation: Martha gets slimmer and stops Trolls from Bombing her online, and also think of a shorter name for this Operation" Into Action!

Pilar: Right after we play Muscle Fish 2!

Nat: Right, let's go!

(Scene cuts to Nat, Pilar, Tom and Martha outside)

Tom: Ok, if we're gonna get you slim, we need to run around this path. But, he careful, because some Idiot sprayed water all over the ground, which is a problem because then you could slip and fall, and get hurt.

Martha: Relax, I have good eyesight!

(Martha starts running)

(She looks back)

Martha: Look At Me, I'm doing it.

(Pilar runs up)

Pilar: Your not looking where your going! You could-

(Martha and Pilar slip and crash offscreen)

Tom: Are you okay?

(Scene shows Martha on the ground)

Martha: I'm Ok, Because something broke my fall!

Pilar (Muffled): You mean SOMEONE

(Martha gets up to see Pilar is crushed)

(Nat runs over)

Nat: Dude, are you okay?

(Pilar gets up and notices he is thin)

(Pilar inflates himself back to normal)

Pilar: No.

(Pilars arms and legs pop off)

Martha: Sorry, Pilar!

Pilar: No Problem...

(Scene shows Nat, Tom, Martha and a bandaged Pilar at a pool)

Tom: Okay, next we try Swimming, because it's a good way to work your arms.

Nat: Yeah, good strategy, but I have a concern: Aren't we already Fish, thus were swimming?

Tom: Trust me, Dude. It's the way we Evolved.

Martha: Yeah, can I go now?

Tom: Okay, Go!

Pilar: Wait!

(Pilar gets bubble wrap and covers himself in it)

Pilar: Just trying to stay Safe...Don't ask where I got the bubble wrap from.

Tom: Okay...Once Again, Go!

(Martha starts swimming)

Martha: This isn't so Hard, I could do this for hours!

Narrator: 200 Laps Later

Martha (Out of Breath): *Panting* I think...My arms...Will fall off!

Tom: Keep doing it! You want all those Jerks to stop piling upon you, right?

Martha (Out of Breath): Yeah...

(Martha sinks to bottom of the pool)

Tom: Well, at least she did better then the running exercise.

Pilar: Yeah...

(Scene cuts to Martha at the park)

Tom: I finally found a Walkway that has no obstacles, now let's go!

(Pilar steps behind nat)

Pilar: Safety First, heh heh...

Narrator: Two Hours Later.

Martha: I think...I...Did it... (Panting Hard)

Tom: You did good, and you lost weight too.

Martha: I think that's it, we're done!

Tom: Um, No. We still have to do this for another Month. You only lost 2 Pounds.

Martha: (Screams) Get away from from me!

(Martha runs off)

Tom: What are you doing?!

(Nat, Tom and Pilar run after her)

Martha: I can't do this, I can't do this!

(Martha runs around the puddles avoiding them)

Tom: She avoided the puddles.

Martha: Hey, I'm doing it, I avoided the-

(Martha crashes into wall)

(Nat, Tom and Pilar catch up)

Martha (Muffled): Call...an Ambulance...

Pilar: Well, that got out of hand quickly.

(Scene shows Martha in a wheel chair leaving the Hospital)

Martha: Well I Succeeded and Failed at the same time, and I broke my Leg, now I have to stay in here.

Tom: Well, at least you have the same experience as Fred.

Nat: Sorry, you didn't lose too many pounds.

Martha: Its Okay. Plus, those Trolls can just go live in their Mom and Dads basment, or get a life.

(Teen Girls walk by)

Teen Girl 1: Oh hey, Fattie!

Teen Girl 3: Yeah, Far Bat.

Martha: Oh No, them.

Nat: Hey, I'll have you know something. Your just homeless bully Trolls that live in your parents basement, so I speak for all of you when I say, GET A LIFE!

Teen Girl 2: Oh No! Our Cover has been Blown!

(The Girls unzip their outfit to really be Trolls)

Troll 1: Swim Away!

(The Trolls swim away to the surface)

Pilar: That was just plain Scary, and wrong.

Tom: And that goes to show you just who Trolls really are.

Pilar: Nat?

Nat: Yeah?

Pilar: Can I have some bleach for my eyes, because I need to erase those Trolls from my eyes.

(Scene Ends)