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<< Evicted! Season One

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Joe: So we had a 3 - 0 vote this time around. Sandy and Maja, you guys are up for eviction!

Sandy: Damn.

Voice: This is the last time you guys will vote somebody out. The viewers will decide from here on out.

(Everybody votes)

Joe: So it was a 5 - 5 tie which means I’ll have to cast the final vote.

(Joe casts his vote)

Joe: Sandy, you have been evicted.

Sandy: Aw nuts!

Voice: Go.

(Sandy walks into the stage and sees everybody else who has been eliminated)

Voice: So now we’re down to ten, which means it’s time to merge. Everybody will now be playing an individual game; people will be voted out solely by the viewers now.

Maja: So now if we get votes from the people we’re screwed?

Voice: Yep. Anyways, we’re going to play for our first individual nominator challenge.

(Camera cuts to a challenge, and Joe is sitting in a box above)

Voice: For this challenge, everyone will have a paper and colored pencil. A random picture will flash for five seconds on the screen in front, and then you will have to draw it from memory. Whoever draws the worst version is out. Last person drawing wins!

(A picture of a baby pops on screen, and everyone starts drawing)

SpongeBob: Mine looks just like it!

Voice: Okay time’s up, and SpongeBob had the worst drawing so he’s out.

(A few drawings later)

Voice: So we’re down to Maja, Squidward, Patrick, and Mama Krabs. Who will win?

(Picture of an iPhone with apps pops up)

Patrick: I didn’t catch that.

(Patrick fails and gets out)

Voice: Now there’s three!

(The Mona Lisa pops up on the screen)

Mama Krabs: Nope, nope, nope!

Voice: Final round! Maja vs. Squidward!

Maja: Yes!

(Picture of Squilliam pops up)

Squidward: What?

Voice: SquillTV sponsors us. Anyways, you guys draw!

(The two draw)

Voice: Squidward wins! He may now nominate two people for elimination.

(Camera cuts to table)

Squidward: So for my first nomination, I’m nominating Fluffward for copying my style.

Fluffward: Darn.

Squidward: For my second nomination, I’m nominating CrazySponge.

CrazySponge: o

Voice: Voting ends tomorrow at 8:15 CST!

Who goes? Fluffward CrazySponge