(pat)Rick Figures/Theme song

Show version
Oh my fucking god! That shit is totally amazing Your brain cannot even comprehend So much pants-shitting excitement For the sake of your couch I hope you're wearing some pants We'll learn so many things together SpongeBob and Dick Figures will align This has intense scenes of action Challenge accepted, we'll say "Fuck!" twenty-one times (pat!)

Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! You will watch some whole fucking episodes of… (pat!) Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! Bow before them and renounce your previous god (pat!) Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! Someone get a doctor 'cause this show is fucking totally sick You asked and they delivered If you don't like (pat)Rick Figures It's not hard to figure out you're a dick

Let's do this Fuck you! (pat)Rick Figures.

Movie version
Oh my fucking god! That shit was totally amazing Your brain cannot even comprehend So much pants-shitting excitement For the sake of your couch I hope you're wearing Depends We learned so many things together Japan is weird and French people are mimes This film had ten scenes of action And everyone together said "Fuck!" twenty-one times (pat!)

Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! You just watched a whole fucking movie of… (pat!) Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! Bow before them and renounce your previous god (pat!) Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! Someone get a doctor 'cause this movie's fucking totally sick You asked and they delivered If you don't like (pat)Rick Figures It's not hard to figure out you're a dick

I counted ten fucking explosions And jetpack demon ninjas that rocked your face Your life was a hot pile of garbage Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place One of those explosions was an octopus Sorry for the spoiler but it's your fault That'll teach you to listen to the soundtrack Before you watch the movie (I mean, for Godsake, who does that you stupid piece of…)

Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! They saved the world what do you think about that? Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! You just watched them you're so lazy and fat Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! You love them with all of your stupid heart and also part of your chode You asked and they delivered Our movies too great it made your junk explode

Oops our bad Sorry about your junk Just kidding Fuck you! (pat)Rick Figures.