SB-3D/transcript

This is the transcript for "SB-3D".

Transcript

 * (we open to SpongeBob's pineapple)
 * SpongeBob: They should be here any minute, Gary!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * (we hear a knock on his door)
 * SpongeBob: *gasps* Gary! They're here!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * (SpongeBob opens the door, and then Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff and Larry come in)
 * Squidward: This had better be good.
 * SpongeBob: Welcome! Get the 3D glasses!
 * (we see the gang wearing glasses as the movie starts)
 * Fish (on TV): GET IN THE CAR!
 * (on the TV we see a car being chased by the police)
 * Police Fish: We got ourselves a runner.
 * Larry: This movie is great!
 * Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh...I dontt get it.
 * Sandy: Patrick, you're an idiot.
 * Patrick: I still don't get it.
 * Mr. Krabs: SSH! This is the good part!
 * Larry: The crab is right! Shut up and watch the movie!
 * Fish: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME COPPER!
 * (the TV explodes)
 * Mrs. Puff: Dear lord, what was that?
 * SpongeBob: I think the power went out.
 * Sandy: Dang neptune, now we gotta go outside and fix it!
 * (the gang walks outside)
 * SpongeBob: Whoa! Looks like we forgot to take the glasses off.
 * (we see a really blurry view, and then we see an island hidden in the background)
 * SpongeBob: Is that an island? Come on guys, let's go investigate!
 * Sandy: I've got a bad feeling about this
 * (Bubble Transition to an island)
 * SpongeBob: Whoaaaaa. What is this place?
 * (We see a giant lit up sign that says 3D ISLAND in big letters)
 * Patrick: I have no idea. Maybe it's pizza castle.
 * Squidward: What an imbecile.
 * Patrick: Mario? Oh, I want pepperoni, with sausages and mushrooms. Okay?
 * Squidward: I'm not Mario!
 * Patrick: Oh. Hi Luigi.
 * (Squidward slaps himself in the face)
 * (Bubble Transition to the gang exploring 3D island)
 * Sandy: This place gives me the creeps...
 * Mrs. Puff: No kidding.
 * SpongeBob: Look! There's a jungle here!
 * (we see a big jungle right in front of the gang)
 * Mr. Krabs: I ain't goin' in thar! You explore it ya scurvy swabs!
 * (SpongeBob swings from a vine across the jungle)
 * SpongeBob: I AM TARZAN BOB, RULER OF THE JUNGLE!
 * Sandy: SpongeBob, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
 * SpongeBob: Why no-OW!
 * (the vine snaps, SpongeBob screams and falls)
 * SpongeBob: Ouch.
 * Squidward: I think we should go now.
 * SpongeBob: So...itchy...(SpongeBob is constantly scratching himself)
 * Sandy: But where's the exit?
 * Mrs. Puff: DEAR NEPTUNE DONT TELL ME WE'RE LOST HERE!
 * (Everyone runs around the island in panic)
 * SpongeBob: ITCHY!
 * Squidward: GET ME OUTTA HERE!
 * Patrick: Uhhhhhh...
 * (Everyone bumps into each other and Mrs. Puff Puffs)
 * Mrs. Puff: Ohhhh...
 * Larry: Dudes, how we gonna get out of here!
 * SpongeBob: I have an idea! Maybe we're only on 3D island because we have the 3D glasses on!
 * Sandy: Nice thinking, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: All right, on the count of three, we all take our glasses off! One, two, three!
 * (Everyone takes the glasses off and they go back to Bikini Bottom.
 * Sandy: Phew.
 * SpongeBob: Anyone have itch cream?