Malware

Malware
Malware is the sixth SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show short.

Plot
Due to a blizzard, Karen comes down with a bad case of Malware, which turns her evil.

Transcript
French Narrator: Ah… a nice sunny day in Bikini Bottom.

[Snow begins falling from the sky]

French Narrator: Uh… never mind.

Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket

Karen: [Appears to be walking home, as she attempts to open the front door to the Chum Bucket, which is frozen shut] Plankton, the door’s frozen shut; see if you can open it from the inside!

Setting: Chum Bucket

Plankton: [Sighs] Do I have to do everything around here? [Begins walking towards the door]

French Narrator: Seven hours later…

Plankton: [Appears to now be crawling towards the door, out of breath] Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket Karen: [Remains outside shivering] Plankton: [Finally reaches the door, and opens it] Karen: [Gives Plankton an angry look] Plankton: What? When you’re as small as I am, walking five feet is like walking five miles. Karen: You could have at least ran those five miles. I’m going to bed. Wake me up when I have a new husband. Plankton: Sure thing. [Realizes what she said] Hey?! Karen: [Sneezes as her screen becomes red] Plankton: You don’t look so good. Karen: Must steal Krabby Patty secret formula. [Begins walking towards the Krusty Krab, as she blasts the door down with a built in laser beam.] Setting: Krusty Krab Mr. Krabs: What’s wrong? We haven’t gotten a single customer all morning! Is the food going bad? Squidward: Mr. Krabs, who would even want to leave their house in weather like this? Mr. Krabs: [Looks at Karen walking towards the entrance] A customer! Karen: [Blasts down door with a built in laser beam] Must steal Krabby Patty secret formula. Mr. Krabs: I don’t think so! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Karen: Terminate Krab. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mr. Krabs: [Grabs SpongeBob] Take the sponge! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Squidward: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mr. Krabs: What do you think I’m doing? I’m saving my life! Please don’t hurt me, I’ll give you all my money; anything you want! Wait, who am I kidding? I’m not letting that thing take my hard earned money! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Karen: [Enters Mr. Krabs’s Office] <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Setting: Mr. Krabs’s Office <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mr. Krabs: Where do you thing you’re going? [Throws a chair at Karen] <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Karen: [Disintegrates the chair with her built in laser] <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Customer: [Enters the Krusty Krab] I see that you’re busy here… I’ll come back later. [Exits the Krusty Krab] <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mr. Krabs: That’s it! You’ve tried to steal my formula, but now you’re scaring away my customers! I would roll up my sleeves now, to look cool, but I’m not wearing any, so you’ll just have to settle for this! [Punches Karen] <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Karen: [Temporarily snaps out of it] You… you hit me. You’re never supposed to hit a girl! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mr. Krabs: You’re not supposed to steal either! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Karen: That’s it! [Charges up her built in laser beam]

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Squidward: [Shuts Karen off] Who would have thought that there was an “off” button on her all along? What now?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mr. Krabs: I guess we lock her up in the closet with the rest of Plankton’s failed attempts to steal my secret formula.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Plankton: I don’t think so. [Grabs Karen, and begins dragging her home]

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">The End

Trivia

 * Even though SpongeBob is seen, he never speaks in this short.