Conch Street Nonsense


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 is an spin-off episode from the spin-off The Naughty Nautical Neighbors.

Summary
The gang of neighbors pull pranks upon each other all day and eventually destroy all their houses.

Characters

 * SpongeBob
 * Squidward
 * Patrick
 * Security guard

Trivia
The episode was originally supposed to be released December 29, 2017 but was pushed back to January 26, 2018 due to issues with making the transcript.

Conch Street Nonsense
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French Narrator: Ah, what a beautiful day. Ze' ocean is nice and full of life. Well.. Almost! There they are, at the Krusty Krab!

Squidward: Ah, another day another pickle!

Mr. Krabs: You mean another day another dollar!

Squidward: Oh c'mon Mr. K! Today's Sunday! You have to give us the day off! This is ridiculous!

Mr. Krabs: Hmm! I don't know. It doesn't seem fair in my books but.. Eh, fine! I'll give you lads the day off! But I expect better from you moving forward!

[Squidward walks home and starts relaxing]

Squidward: Finally! Some peace and quiet and I'm alone in my house!

[Squidward starts playing his clarinet until he's interrupted by a yellow sponge.]

SpongeBob: Ahoy there, Mateys! Today's Sunday! Squidward! We're gonna be late for work!

Squidward: Work?! I don't have time for that. We have a day-off!

SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Squidward, can't you see? I'm soft!

Squidward: Too soft! Obviously because you're an exotic kitchen sponge.

SpongeBob: That's really fascinating! I just learned something new!

Squidward: You already knew that barnacle-head!

SpongeBob: Oh yea!

Squidward: I suggest you lay off the Ice Cream for a bit so you don't get as dumb as Patrick.

SpongeBob: Ah, Squiddy! You always make me laugh!

Squidward: I'M BEING SERIOUS! THIS ISN'T A JOKE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

[Squidward starts chasing them out of his house like a wild baboon and eventually SpongeBob steps on his clarinet.]

Squidward: NO! Get off my clarinet you idiot!

SpongeBob: Bleh. Oh sorry Squidward!

Squidward: Sorry?! That's coming out of your pay check!

SpongeBob: Oh! Usually that's Mr. Krabs' line. Hey! You're not Mr. Krabs! Back off Octopus!

Squidward: Just get out of my house before I get the full power!

Patrick: Oh no SpongeBob! Let's run for our lives!

SpongeBob: Good idea! I'd rather go Jellyfishing!

Patrick: Yeah!

[SpongeBob and Patrick go Jellyfishing only to come back to Squidward's house a minute later.]

Squidward: Ah. Finally some peace and quiet! Now that those hooligans are gone, everything is well at last!

[SpongeBob and Patrick start knocking on the door.]

Squidward: GO AWAY!

[SpongeBob and Patrick break the door down.]

SpongeBob: We're back! We missed you dearly!

Squidward: I'm sorry. Did I speak another language when I told you guys to GO AWAY!

Patrick: Fine, I'll go away!

SpongeBob: Same! We don't need Squidward!

''[SpongeBob and Patrick go back to their homes. Squidward goes back to dancing, playing the piano, and enjoying the peace until he gets bored.]''

Squidward: Eh, I'm getting kinda bored. I should go pull a prank on those goofy nut heads. Hehe.

''[Squidward secretly travels to Patrick's rock and replaces a pillow with a whoopie cushion. Patrick notices the noise and wakes up.]''

Patrick: Oh hi there Squidward! Nice weather we're having!

Squidward: Fools! I placed a whoopie cushion as your pillow! Ahe hahaha

Patrick: [angrily] NOBODY PLACES A WHOOPIE CUSION AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! COMEBACK HERE!

[Squidward starts running towards SpongeBob's house with Patrick not far behind.]

Squidward: Ah Squiddy! Let's make this one count!

''[Squidward sticks a sea spider up SpongeBob's nose. SpongeBob wakes up startled.]''

SpongeBob: Ahhhh! Who put that there!

Patrick: It was Squidward! Get him!

''[The neighbors run out of the house. SpongeBob and Patrick chase Squidward to a nearby fireworks station.]''

Squidward: Out of my way, security guards! I have to launch the rocket and get outta here!

Security guard: Wait! Don't push that red button, that fires the..

@everyone except Squidward: FIREWORKS.

[Squidward miraculously pushes the button before everyone finished saying that word.]

Squidward: Oh boy! Here we go again..

[The fireworks were launched and lands on Conch Street on all three houses destroying all of the neighbors' homes!]

Squidward: Not again! That's gonna cost me a fortune!

SpongeBob: Want a fortune cookie, Squidward? They might be lucky.

Squidward: Okay.

''Squidward opens the cookie and this is what it says: "THE END"''