Take 1, Take 2, No, Take ∞!

Script:

 

(Hoopla is watching The Fast and the Hooplest 666 on his hotel TV)

 

Hoopla: I think this one is the worst one in the series yet, but the film studio keeps making money! How in the ocean is that possible?

 

(On the TV, the main character screams hoopla)

 

Hoopla: Is that all you got? Hoopla?! HOOPLA! HOOPLA! This movie sucks! (changes channel to Nick, where the SpongeBob movie is playing) Ooh, this is good.

 

(Two hours later…)

 

Hoopla: That was the best movie experience I’ve had in my life! I wanna make my own movie! But how?

 

(A whole lot of research later…)

 

Hoopla: Hmm, it seems like a movie is too much HooplaBucks for me to do. What else is there? Drama show, comedy show, animated show, sci-fi show, romance show, YouTube Originals show, game show, hey here’s an interesting one! A reality TV show! That only costs 0.0000000001 HooplaBucks which equals to $9999999! That’s what I call a bargain! Now I need a producing company.

 

Hoopla: Let’s see...we have Jelly Corp, PIE, Drunk Fool Productions, Zeebra Next Sunset Productions, Plump Pappa Co, Shortverse, Pullingstar, Lanky Kong TV Productions, Spectingoverthetown Entertainment, SB&SP Inc. Here’s the one! Boxing Productions!

 

(He sends an omail to the company asking if they want to produce his reality TV show. Days pass…)

 

Hoopla: Ugh. They still haven’t responded!

 

(At Boxing Productions)

 

Yellow244: Hey! WaterCandle, can you send this letter to the boss?

 

WaterCandle: Sure! Hey boss you have a letter!

 

CalmStar: What! But I’m having a conversation with CrazySponge!

 

WaterCandle: It’s important!

 

CalmStar: Fine. (reads the letter) Hmm, sure! We can call it something like… Hoopla-Off Kings!

 

WaterCandle: But we don’t want to anger CrazySponge!

 

CalmStar: Screw CrazySponge!

 

(Later)

 

Zoopla: Hoopla, it’s lunch time!

 

Hoopla: But we just went to Blue Crayfish an hour ago!

 

Zoopla: Doesn’t matter, you still need more food! You’re a growing boy!

 

Hoopla: But mom!

 

Zoopla: No buts!

 

(Suddenly, Hoopla’s phone has a notification. It’s from Boxing Productions)

 

Hoopla: Hold on, gotta check my omail. YES! IT’S FROM THEM! I GOT A REALITY SHOW NOW!

 

Zoopla: A reality what now?

 

Woopla: What in the woopla is going on here?

 

Hoopla: I got my own show!

 

Woopla: Now hold on, son, you know that stuff’s expensive and st-

 

Hoopla: No one cares about your blubber mouths, guys. I got a show to run. Toodle-loo! (runs out the hotel)

 

(Hoopla runs to the company HQ at 88 miles per hour, just making it in time)

 

Hoopla: I’m here!

 

Yellow244: Hello! You must be...H o o p l a.

 

Hoopla: Correct!

 

Yellow244: Right this way!

 

(They go to CalmStar’s office)

 

Yellow244: We got Hoopla, sir!

 

CalmStar: You mean Alpooh.

 

Yellow244: No, it’s Hoopla.

 

CalmStar: But I got an omail from-

 

Hoopla: I’m the one and only!

 

CalmStar: (sigh) Fine. Come with me to the casting studio, writing studio, filming studio, editing studio, releasing studio, and the make money studio.

 

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

 

CalmStar: q

 

Hoopla: o

 

(in the casting studio)

 

CalmStar: We already got your cast prepared. Meet Basjre, Charlesthenicesdguy, BevlinChew, and The Marvelous Trevor.

 

Cast members: Hello.

 

Hoopla: Hi.

 

Trevor: Can I see your… glistening g- (gets slapped)

 

Hoopla: NO!

 

Trevor: (cries and runs away) DANG FOOLS!

 

CalmStar: Welp, that’s one less cast member. (whispers) He sucked anyway.

 

(in the writing studio)

 

CalmStar: Here is where the magic happens. Well, part of it. Just write down whatever comes to mind.

 

Hoopla: OK!

 

hoopla off kings

season one

episode one

 

hoopla; hii

 

everyone; h

 

hoopla; i win u loze

 

everyone; ok

 

the end

 

CalmStar: Perfect. Now we just need to edit it, make the promos, and release it on the Boxing Productions channel.

 

Hoopla: Woo!

 

(hours of editing later)

 

CalmStar: And the editing is done! Wanna see the promo?

 

Hoopla: Sure.

 

(promo)

 

youve never seen a show like dis before… actually you have

 

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

 

Basjre: pp

 

Charles: bleep

 

Bevlin: HEY! Watch your langwing

 

Poopla: POOPLA! (everyone looks at him)

 

Hoopla: o

 

Tune in January 18th for the first episode of hoopla off kings!

 

(promo ends)

 

Hoopla: That was great! Except for the Poopla part.

 

CalmStar: It’s a little humor to get more people to watch the show. It’s business.

 

Hoopla: o. Ok then. I hope it’s successful.

 

CalmStar: We do too. Now go on and do… whatever Hooplas do. Even though i got an omail from someone named Alpooh.

 

Hoopla: I know that guy!

 

CalmStar: WHAT! YOU’RE THE WRONG GUY!

 

WaterCandle: It’s released!

 

CalmStar: AHHHHHHH

 

Yellow244: Yay! Also AHHHHH

 

CalmStar: yellos, i dont think your iq is too small.

 

(Hoopla gets kicked out, and sees CalmStar destroy all the tapes of the episode.)

 

Hoopla: o dang.

 

CalmStar: Now, where is that Alpooh guy…

 

Alpooh: Right here!

 

CalmStar: Hey! What series are you making?

 

Alpooh: I call it, Alpooh’s Horrible Park.

 

(Credits)

 

CrazySponge: Hey purps, we got a knock-off on aisle 2.

 

Purple133: Uh-Oh

 

FireMatch: We can handle this. But how will anyone read about this, to spread the legend of us?

 

CrazySponge: (Looks at the camera) Hm. What do you think?

 

Purple133: Uhhhhhh

 

CrazySponge: You’re not supposed to answer that, purps.

 

(After Credits scene over)

 

Hoopla: Oh, I forgot they gave me a copy of the tapes. Eh I’m just gonna upload this crap onto YouTube only for it to be lost forever.