Definitely Not Shorts Land

Definitely Not Shorts Land is the fourth episode of DNSS.

Transcript
Adam: Hi, I'm Adam,

Jake: Hi, I'm Adam,

Adam: And I'm Jake,

Jake: No, you're Adam.

Adam: Why do you ALWAYS do that?

Jake: Let's watch a short!

Adam: We've watched all the shorts.

Jake: We need to get new shorts, then.

Adam: Yeah, I only have 14 slims!

Jake: (slaps face) Here. (presses button to reveal portal, jumps in)

Adam: (jumps in)

(Scene: Shortsverse)

Jake: Shortsverse.... where all shorts are made.

Adam: (runs towards some shorts)

Jake: Those are......

Adam: (runs back) Ouch.

Jake: Breadwinner shorts.

Adam: SCREW YOU TINY TWERKING DUCKS!

Jake: Here's the shorts! (runs off)

Adam: Those are the.......

Jake: (runs back)

Adam: No, those are the SpongeBob ones.

Jake: They're....... OUT.

Adam: WHAAAA?

Jake: Nooooooooo!

(clouds make a hole, the Shortsgod comes in)

Shortsgod: I am here. To make the shorts.

Adam: (gasps)

Adam and Jake: (start bowing rapidly, for 1 minute straight, as they gasp in amazement)

Shortsgod: SILENCE! Here's some shorts. (piles shorts on them)

(scene: DNSS HQ)

Adam: Let's watch em'!

Jake: Question of the day first, though. Why is Squidward so boring?

Adam: Because he has a long nose.

Jake: I don't really think tha-

Adam: HE HAS A LONG NOSE!

Jake: Um...... see you next time on-

Adam: BIG NOSE! BIG NOSE, YOU HEAR ME?

Jake: DNSS.

(end card is shown, with BIG NOSE! heard, episode ends)