Shootpost

shootpost is an episode of Pemails and is the first email answered on the Fax-o-matic.

Cast

 * Patrick

Transcript
(the episode starts with a still image of where the Pappy used to lay.)

Patrick: (sitting on stool) what's up everyone! So since my pappy exploded, i got me a new email answerer!

(Patrick puts a fax on the desk with the words "Fax-O-Matic!" on it in red)

Patrick: alright, let's do this!

(The f.o.m displays the email very slowly word by word and Patrick is reading it has each word goes up)

(Note: the ... is each word displayed)

Patrick: Dear... Patrick...

This... is... a... shitpost...

Patrick: good question! No it's not. I mean it might. Idk anymore!! (Runs off sobbing)

F.o.m: Click... Here... To... Email... Patrick!