R

"R" is the sixth short of Life in Bikini Bottom Shorts. It premiered on UltraFuse on August 13, 2017.

Characters

 * SpongeCock SquarePants
 * Shitward Testicles
 * Ponyo Fan (mentioned)
 * Da Nerd (mentioned)
 * Squidnerd (mentioned)
 * Narrator

Synopsis
SpongeCock and Shitward talk about how Life in Bikini Bottom is not rated R.

Transcript

 * Narrator: Now, two pieces of shit have something to say.
 * SpongeCock: Greetings.
 * Shitward: Yo.
 * SpongeCock: Life in Bikini Bottom is a fricking masterpiece. However, it is one of the most criticized spin-offs on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki.
 * Shitward: Yeah. Users think it violates the PG-13 guidelines and goes straight into R. [shuffles papers] It's not, however.
 * SpongeCock: True that. That damn fool Ponyo Fan keeps changing the ratings to R! Let's see...[looks at guidelines] There is no discriminatory crap.
 * Shitward: Drug use? Yeah, not much. Only in a few eps. And horror? Yeah, no.
 * SpongeCock: Imitable behavior? Moderate. Doesn't push the limits, though. [scrolls] Strong language must be censored. We don't even say that crap, much less censor it.
 * Shitward: Nudity is neutral, not much, though. [exhales] See, this is where the people criticize it. They bitch around, saying "oh, too unacceptable! They said "suck my dick" once!" Oh, frick off. All teenagers say that crap.
 * SpongeCock: In-fricking-deed. Anyway- [scrolls] Mature themes happen in some episodes, and they aren't too over-the-top...in fact, some are actually pretty fricking immature. And then, violence. Yep, we have some violence here and there.
 * Shitward: BUT NOT FRICKING STRONG!
 * SpongeCock: Yeah. Ponyo Fan and Notdn don't know what they're talking about.
 * Shitward: Agreed. Squidnerd is 100% correct about this. [clicks on a comment on the Life in Bikini Bottom article] See? He said '#TeamShitward!' [SpongeCock sighs] Oh, yeah, yeah.
 * Narrator: So, if any of you damn fools think that LIBB is rated R - go frick off! [short ends]

Trivia

 * On August 21, 2017, SBFW bureaucrat animated the short.