A Place We Call Home (For Some Reason)

A Place We Call Home is the seventh episode of Rags To Riches.

Characters

 * Eugene H. Krabs
 * Sheldon J. Plankton
 * Bobby (debut)
 * Construction Workers (debut)
 * Head Of Construction (debut)

Plot
Sheldon and Eugene try to save the Funtimes Daycare Center from being smashed down by construction workers.

Transcript

 * Eugene: *calls Sheldon* Yo Sheldon. I’ve read the newspaper…um, and the daycare is closing down.
 * Sheldon: What?!
 * Eugene: I know right!
 * Sheldon: No, I mean what daycare?
 * Eugene: The daycare we went to as children!
 * Sheldon: What do you mean "as children"? I thought you were a child.
 * Eugene: What?! Where the (dolphin noise) do you get that idea from?!
 * Sheldon: Well, I mean...just the way you act and...
 * Eugene: Why you little! *growls, snatching Sheldon with his claws*
 * Sheldon: Mhm, that feels good. I didn't know you were a masseuse, Krabs.
 * Eugene: Grrr.... *growls, throwing Sheldon to the ground* Whatever! Let's just save this daycare already!
 * Sheldon: Well, I mean we can't just go in there. We have to get out some weapons first.
 * Eugene: Way ahead of ya, buddy! *he grins, beginning to unzip his pants*
 * Sheldon: Not that type of weapon!
 * Eugene: ...Oh.
 * Sheldon: It does look rather nice though.
 * Eugene: How about we, uh...save the daycare another time?
 * Sheldon: Uh...yeah. The daycare can wait. I'm sure the construction workers aren't even doing anything. Just talking.
 * Cut to Funtimes Daycare Center
 * Bobby: *riding a construction crane truck* Here I go! *grins, pressing a button as the crane knocks down the daycare* Haha! Strike! *sticks head out the window, pointing at the other construction workers* Beat that, suckers! *begins laughing*
 * Suddenly the construction crane breaks down.
 * Boss: *walks over to Bobby* That's coming out of your paycheck, ya know.
 * Bobby: *sighs* I know...
 * Cut to the outside of the Chum Bucket, Eugene and Sheldon walking out the front door.
 * Eugene: Mhm...best fifteen minutes of my life. Isn't that right, Plankton?
 * Sheldon: Sure was, Krabs!
 * Eugene: Erm, you've got a little bit of it still left on you.
 * Cut to a white stain on Sheldon's crotch.
 * Sheldon: Oh, uh...
 * Eugene: *quickly grabs Plankton, licking the white spot off*
 * Sheldon: Ooh.'
 * The construction workers walk by.
 * Construction Worker #1: Welp, we're done.
 * Eugene: Done with what?
 * Construction Worker #2: Tearing down the Funtimes Daycare Center.
 * Eugene and Sheldon: WHAT?!
 * Construction Worker #3: Yep, no one was using it anymore so.
 * The construction workers all walk away.
 * Eugene and Sheldon glance at eachother, quickly running to the daycare.
 * Sheldon: Oh, no! We're too late!
 * Eugene: Hey! They got finally rid of that stupid daycare center! Good riddance! Now I can build my restaurant here!
 * Sheldon: What?
 * Eugene: Shut up. *flicks Sheldon off-screen*