Slime Balls

This article is a transcript of the The Wondrous Adventures of Gary the Snail episode, "Slime Balls" from season 1, which aired on November 24, 2013.

Transcript

 * [SpongeBob is looking in the fridge, Gary is next to him]
 * SpongeBob: Oh no, Gare-bare! Looks like we're out of food! Don't worry, little buddy! I'll buy some more!
 * [SpongeBob takes his wallet and leaves. Gary slithers to his bed and goes to sleep]
 * [A sound is heard as if someone is breaking down a metal door. This jumps Gary]
 * [The door breaks down. Two snails are seen both with crowbars in their mouths]
 * Mary's Ex-boyfriend: This is a burglary! Give me all of your food!
 * [The other fat snail seems to be carring a bag of money they may have stolen]
 * Fat Snail: Geez, boss. This is heavy.
 * Mary's Ex-boyfriend: Shut up and quit complaining.
 * [Gary sees the snails]
 * Mary's Ex-boyfriend:     What does it take to make a good burglary around here, Dan?   
 * Dan [Fat snail]: Eh, I don't know, Boss.
 * [Gary slithers quietly to the phone to dial the police with his eyes, but before he could..]
 * Mary's ex: Don't even think about callin' the cops.
 * [Gary looks around in shock]
 * Mary's ex: Right here!
 * [Gary sees the criminals. The criminals capture him and tie him up]
 * [Gary wakes up caught in a jellyfishing net. He tries to wiggle out but he can't]
 * [The snails steal everything they see. They even eat Gary's snail food.]
 * [The snails get addicted to the snail food. They eat so much that they get fat]
 * Mary's ex: [muffled] I couldn't eat another bite even if I wanted to.
 * Dan: [normal voice] Eh, me too, boss.
 * [They soon go to sleep. Gary finally escapes and calls the pound]
 * [The pound breaks through the walls and captures the two snails]
 * Mary's ex: You haven't seen the last of us!
 * Dan: Eh, but we're going to the pound, boss.
 * Mary's ex: Shut up, stupid!
 * [The two snails dropped $20 from the money they stole. Gary checks if the coast is clear and takes the money]
 * [SpongeBob comes back home]
 * SpongeBob: Woah! What happened to this place?
 * [Gary whistles in a "Well, don't look at me!" kind of way]
 * SpongeBob: So how was it?
 * [Gary has a big smile on his face]
 * [The short ends]

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