Cat of Cool VS Travis of Terrible

Cat of Cool VS Travis of Terrible is the eighth episode of The Terrible Travis (series).

Transcript
[The episode starts with Cool Cat going into his room.]

Cool Cat: I just LOOOOVVVEEE my laptop! I search all sorts of FUUUNNN stuff.

[He opens up his laptop as he checks on his Coolest Cat Around Forum as some new posts come up. The newest is – “Why Cool Cat is Cancer”, by Travis.]

Cool Cat: What’s this?

[He clicks up on it as he reads all the horrible comments that the forum has given him.]

Cool Cat: I could just report this… but I wanna see this bully in real life and teach him a lesson! Daddy Derek!!!

Daddy Derek (from other room): Yes, Cool Cat?

Cool Cat: Can I use your car?

Daddy Derek (from other room): Sure you can, Cool Cat!

Cool Cat: Now I can finally teach this bully a lesson!

[Meanwhile in Travis’s room, he has The Imperial Ghost tied up in a chair.]

Travis: Have you ever listened to the screams of torture that I gave people for Water Sex?

The Imperial Ghost: No… I read that, and I thought it was alright.

Travis: WHAT?!

The Imperial Ghost: I saw nothing wrong with it.

Travis: But… but…

The Imperial Ghost: Travis, take it from me. I’ve read and made worse… I mean… I had to be friends with a Swedish guy who wanted me to write vore fan-fics! Finally, I just reported him.

Travis: So there was no reason to tie you up, wasn’t there?

The Imperial Ghost: Nope… although… Fight For Freedom could be the answer instead.

Travis: Oh yeah… that was crap.

The Imperial Ghost: Well, what can you expect from 2014 version of me? I mean… I really didn’t get ‘good’ until Basket Sponge.

Travis: How is that show by the way?

The Imperial Ghost: As dead as Firefly is to FOX.

Travis: What the frick are you talking about?

[Cool Cat bursts in.]

Cool Cat: YOU’VE BEEN A VERRRRYY NAUGHTTY BULLLY! You take back all the not nice things you said to me on the forum!

Travis: OH THAT FORUM? Yeah… he did it.

[He points at The Imperial Ghost, who’s reading a Cool Cat book.]

The Imperial Ghost: I’m reading one of your books, mate!

[Cool Cat just goes to closer to Travis and ignores TIG.]

Travis: Why did you have to have the book on you now?!

The Imperial Ghost: It’s better than Twilight…

[Cool Cat throws some punches to Travis as he becomes bloodied as he gets kicked in the private parts and dies.]

Cool Cat: That’s one less bully in the world.

The Imperial Ghost: Hey, can I come to your house, please?!

Cool Cat: Yeah sure… we can be BESSSSTTT friends!

[The episode starts to end with..]

The Imperial Ghost: I think that’s ALLLLLL FOLKS!

[Fin.]