Hills Riding

"Hills Riding" is a SpongeBob episode from Season Sixteen, in this episode, Mr.Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward with him to take a penny on the top of a hill. Patrick is also coming with them.

Characters
SpongeBob

Squidward

Mr.Krabs

Patrick

N. Grant Shelloz

Old Man Jenkins

Transcription :
[the camera cuts to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is frying Krabby Patties]



SpongeBob : Doo, doodoo, doo!



Mr.Krabs : SpongeBob!



SpongeBob : Yes, Mr.Krabs?



Mr.Krabs : Come here!



[SpongeBob follows Mr.Krabs as they go into a secret base, Squidward is here too]



Squidward : [sarcastically] Woah... That's so beautiful... [quietly] Pathetic.



Mr.Krabs : Me boy Squidward! Me boyo SpongeBoyo! Today's the day! We're going to end Plankton's game! He tried to steal the formula too much! We need to finally stop him!



<p lang="en-US">Squidward : Oh yeah...

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Yeah! We'll finally stop him! We're going to ride big tanks and we will make him explode! Baooommmmm!!! And he will become a splash!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Yeah, yeah, that's right me boy! Let's go!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts on the Krusty Krab, three tanks are bursting through it's walls]

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Hello Eugene!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Plankton!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Krabs!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Plankton!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Patrick Star! [drinks Krabby Juice] Hi tank! [cross his arms on his back, he's shy, he hands up a bouquet of flowers to the tank] I love you!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [sees Patrick hugging his tank] Go away you stupid Star!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : You're already married?! I hate you and... Uh... I also hate you! And I also hate you! You're a bad tank! You are stinky!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [drives his tank and crushes Patrick with it, Patrick becomes a splash] Surrender! Plankton! You know I'm not nice with kids like ya!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Woah! I'm so... [holds a button] Unscared! [pushes the button, the three tanks explode]

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<p lang="en-US">[1 hour later, the camera cuts to the Krusty Krab, Mr.Krabs, Squidward, and SpongeBob are covered with stiches and bandages]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Arrgh! Curse you Plankton! You'll play for... [sees the Tv showing up something interesting]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick the “news shower” : Hi people! Today I'm going to show you the most interesting thing in the world! Hide and seek! [Patrick looks for an hideout] Hey! Close your eyes! You're cheating! I said! Close your eyes! You did it? Okay! [he hides himself and laughs at the same time, the camera starts to fly in the place(not the Krusty Krab) and Mr.Krabs is shocked]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Patrick? I thought he was unemployed!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : You found me? [comes out of his hideout and thumbs up to the camera] Good game! Let's play Cat and Mouse! You're the mouse! [jumps on the camera and crushes it] I touched ya! I won! I won!

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<p lang="en-US">Perch Perkins : [a screen appears and he's on it] Patrick! [Patrick is surprised] You're supposed to present the news! Not playing!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Oh! Ok! [reads the script] The paper says there is a penny located on the top of the hill and... Uh... [sees the script, he thinks it is very long] I don't want to read the script! [he throws the paper, throws the camera on the ground, the camera is broken but we still get to see Patrick walking away from the room]

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<p lang="en-US">Perch Perkins : What!? Come back you big pink loser!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [turns off the TV] A penny you say? Um... [sees a hill not so far from the KK] I think that's the hill he was talking about! Hey! SpongeBob! Squidward! We're going to take that penny and I will put it in my cash register and...

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Five on five! Mr.Krabs! [goes to Patrick's rock]

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : What!? Do you know we're injured? You must be insane!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Shut up! Squidward!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to Patrick's rock, Patrick is waiting there]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Patrick! Mr.Krabs wants to take me and Squidward to the hill you were talking about! Wanna come with us?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Why not? SpongeBob?

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<p lang="en-US">[Patrick and SpongeBob go to the Krusty Krab, Mr.Krabs is submitting to his cash register]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Mr.Krabs?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : All hail money... Oh? SpongeBob? Why are you with Patrick? We're going to go ride the hill me boyo!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : That's why I brought him here! [Patrick prepared himself a table, he puts a napkin on it, he puts a part of the napkin on his neck, puts Mr.Krabs' money on a plate and starts to eat it] Patrick is an awesome friend of mine! He's very cool! He's the best! I love him!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : AAAAHHHH!!! Go away Patrick! Stop eating my money! AHHHHH!!!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Okay! [he gets up with the napkin still on his neck, he walks away to the exit and the plate with money on it falls on the ground!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [turns on Mr.Krabs] When are we going Mr.Krabs?

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to the hill where Mr.Krabs, his employees and Patrick are walking on it]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.krabs : I hope this ballad will be healthy for us!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : I also do the same way as you do Mr.Krabs, oh yeah! [imagines himself being muscular everywhere, and also doing a stupid smile] Eh eh... Eh eh...

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [is walking with Patrick on his back] How do you find your day Patrick?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : When will we be here?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : We didn't even start the hiking!

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<p lang="en-US">[7 hours of long walking later]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Phew! [sees the route being still very long] Nooooo!!! When are we going to reach the top!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Let's continue! C'mon SpongeBob! We're going to take that penny, and I will kiss it, I will purr, I will put it in my pocket, we will go back to the Krusty Krab, Squidward will take the commands and you will fry Krabby Patties! And I will count my money! Agagagagag!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : You don't understand! I'm too tired of this! [rips his nose off, throws it in the other side of the hill] Barnacles! I don't want to be tired! I want to prepare Krabby Patties!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Money... Money... Money... [imagines himself dancing with money]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Squidward! Are you going to help us?

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : [inhales weakly] No.

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Hey! Guys! I can help! [gets down] Look at this house! Maybe we can talk to him! [talks to the house] Hey! Buddy! Can you tell us how to climb this mountain?

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<p lang="en-US">[Patrick waits]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : You're not very talkative. [waits] Don't worry, you have the time to think.

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<p lang="en-US">[Three days Later]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Don't worry! Take your time!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I don't think it's working Patrick.

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : No! SpongeBob! Let this house talk! He did nothing wrong!

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<p lang="en-US">[Mr.Krabs hears Plankton laugh]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Plankton? No... Isn't he stealing the formula?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I love formula!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : You mean, "The" formula? If you like the formula then, why aren't you stealing it?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Formula with ketchup and mayonnaise, tartar sauce, mustard and uh... uh... uhhhhhh... [he stands there]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Let's continue without him, he's too stupid for that!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Why can't we take a break?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Breaks are for wennies! We are true mens, or womens if there are womens among you.

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<p lang="en-US">[1 hour later, the gang is on the top of the hill]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.krabs : We're on the top boyos!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : I also forgot the reason why we are there.

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : We're here for the most glorious penny in the world! [points out the famous penny] This one!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : We... We... [SpongeBob joins Squidward to say the same thing] We... We... We... We climbed this mountain just for a PENNY!??

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<p lang="en-US">[while Mr.Krabs is happy, Squidward takes his penny and throws it on the bottom of the hill]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : How dare you Misterrrrr SquiiiiiiiiiiidWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!! [Mr.Krabs transforms into a bodybuiler krab] I WILL MAKE SCRATCHES ON SQUIDWARD!!!! UUUUUUEEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : But... Mi... Mister [gets crushed by Mr.Krabs]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [throws Squidward in the same place as the penny, goes back at his original form] This stupid Squidward... I hope he learned his lesson : No throwing pennies on the bottom of hills!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to Squidward, he rises up and sees the penny]

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : Uh? A penny? This will be good for my collection! [takes the penny and does an evil grin]

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to Mr.Krabs and SpongeBob ascending the hill]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Hey! Patrick!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : What do you want, SpongeBob?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Uh... Come with us?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Uh... Okay! [runs into the direction of the bottom but ends up falling and rolling and he gets squished on Squidward, Squidward is covered with Patrick's splat]

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : Ugh... Pink jelly? Ew...

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [his face appears on Squidward's hands] Hi Squidward!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : Dahhh!!! [shakes his hands to take it away] [looks at the top of the hill, seeing SB and Mr.Krabs ascending the mountain, he goes to the Krusty Krab]

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<p lang="en-US">[Eight Hours Later, the camera cuts to Mr.Krabs and SpongeBob going to the Krusty Krab and then Squidward burst outs of it with a tank]

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : I have enough of your pathetic jokes! You dictator and you little yellow idiot! Feel my wrath! REVOLUTION!!! [the tank shoots a Krabby Patty]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Ooh! I'm so scared! Ooh! You're pathetic! Squidward!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : I'm not pathetic and... [sees Patrick hugging the tank]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [gives the tank a flower] I love you! I hope you're not Uhh... Uh... Uh...

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<p lang="en-US">[One Hour Later]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Uh... Sparkstalarstarrestermernak!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : That's not even a word and that means absolutely nothing! [looks for a button that shoots explosives, he finds one but the tank explodes] Ahah...

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Good job! Patrick! You money... Uh... Saved the world! Agagagag!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Well... Well... Well... If that isn't Mr.Eugene Krabs? Uh?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Plankton!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : SpongeBob...

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Patrick!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Old Man Jenkins!

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<p lang="en-US">Old Man Jenkins : Uh... Uh... Shelloz!

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<p lang="en-US">N.Grant Shelloz : Uh... I don't know whose name to say!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Okay! Then let's play a game so we will know whose name we're gonna say! [prepares the game and everyone starts playing it, SpongeBob takes the dice, shakes it and throws it, he makes his piece go through the little squares until he raches the fifth one, he takes a card and he reads it] Um... Shelloz!

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<p lang="en-US">Shelloz : Alright! It's my turn! [takes the dice, shakes it and throws it, he makes his piece go through multiple squares until his piece reaches the fourth one, he takes a card and reads it] “Stop playing that game, you don't need to play a stupid name just to say names.” This game is right! We don't need to play a game just to say names!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I wanna play the game anyways!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Do what you want Mr.Patrick!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [takes the dice and throws it on Squidward face, he puts his piece in the square “win”] I won! I won! I won!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : You won Patrick? You didn't put it on the sixth square! You put it on the wrong square! You're disqualified Patrick!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [Patrick takes the map and throws it away] I hate you! You big red loser! I hate you SO much!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : You hate me at this point? What did I do? I only told you that you were disqualified!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Aren't we supposed to fight each other?

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<p lang="en-US">Shelloz : You're right! Let me go so I can take a robot to destroy you all.

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<p lang="en-US">Old Man Jenkins : And I will stay here!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : [Plankton isn't here, he appears out of nowhere with a tank] Fear my wrath Mr.Krabs!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : RUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!

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<p lang="en-US">[OMJ, Mr.Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick go to the hill to escape Plankton]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [running on the hill] DAAAAAHHHH!!! Please someone save us! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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<p lang="en-US">[Eight Hours Later, the gang reaches the top and suddenly, Shelloz appears in a mecha robot]

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<p lang="en-US">Shelloz : I'm here you rats!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : This is the end! Please... Someone help us!

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<p lang="en-US">French Narrator : Will SpongeBob and his friends escape the wrath of Plankton and Grant N. Shelloz? Will someone help them? Do you want to drive a really cool tank and an awesome robot?

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Shut up French Narrator! Don't you see we're going to explode? Like... Uh... PRRRSSHHHHHH!!!

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<p lang="en-US">[both Plankton's tank and Shelloz's robot shoot missiles, both of them touch each others and explode]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Patrick? What are you doing?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [puts the game in place and plays it, he takes the dice, shakes it and throws it, he puts his piece into the third square and takes a card] Uh... Squidward! Squidward? Oh! He isn't here! [repeats the same action and takes a card] Uh... Patrick!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : We're not playing Patrick! We... [gets squished by a piece of Shelloz's robot]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : SpongeBob! [takes the piece of the robot and throws it away] Are you alive, SpongeBob? [holds SB by his two hands] No... SpongeBob... Nooo!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Patrick? I thought you were playing that game!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : What do we do now?

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Let's say each other's name!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : No! No! I know! Let's go back to the Krusty Krab!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Yeah! I'm going to fry Krabby Patties again!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : [during all this time, he was gone at the Krusty Krab and he was stealing the secret recipe] Yes! Finally! Now that I have the recipe, I'm going to rule the world!

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<p lang="en-US">Shelloz : [he was at the Chum Bucket, he is taking the chum's secret recipe and comes out of the place] That was very easy! I hope Plankton didn't steal my secret recipe because I forgot it again!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Plankton!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Oh! Please shut up! We alrady did that many times!

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<p lang="en-US">Fish : Toilet Paper!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : What are you even talking about?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Oh! Forget it! [takes back the Krabby Patty's secret recipe and also the chum's recipe, he throws it away] Let's go back to the Krusty Krab!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Yeah!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : Yeepie...

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<p lang="en-US">[the gang goes back to the KK]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [counting his money and sees the audience watching him] Uh.. Hello?

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<p lang="en-US">The end.