SpongeBob Mass Murders

SpongeBob Mass Murders is an episode of Wait Wut.

Transcripts
(the short begins in The Krusty Krab kitchen, Mr. Krabs enters)

Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB! Put more patties on the grill! We have customers waiting! (leaves)

SpongeBob: Yes, si- Oh, he's gone. (he takes some more patties out of the freezer)

Patty #1: Go, save yourselves!

Patty #2: See you in- (SpongeBob walks over to the grill) PATTY HEAVEN! (SpongeBob puts them on the grill)

Patty #3: (weak) I feel- like- I'm- burning...

Patty #1: (laughs) Man's not hot, never- (SpongeBob flips him which makes him scream horrifically)

Patty #2: I've never experienced anything as bad as this in my whole life!

Patty #4: Oh, I've heard that it gets worse than this... (SpongeBob checks his watch)

SpongeBob: Oh, it's my lunch break. (he sits down on a stool and takes a Krabby Patty out of a paper bag)

Patties #1, #2, #3 and #4: NO! BRIA- (SpongeBob takes a bite of the patty)

Patty #1: (a single tear falls) He had a great life...

Patty #2: It hurts, bro, it hurts.

Patty #5: I wish I had the chance to re-populate the next generation while I still could. Some guys in the freezer had real good meat.

Patty #2: wait wut