Moving Mayhem/Transcript

(SpongeBob wakes up to the sound of construction. He turns his alarm clock off) SpongeBob: What's with all the construction sounds? This is supposed to be the quiet end of the neighborhood. At least, before I moved in.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: You're right. I should check it out to make sure everything's okay.

(SpongeBob walks to his window to see a garbage truck being used as a moving truck to pick up Patrick's rock)

SpongeBob: Jumping Jellyfish, Gary! Patrick's house is in trouble, and this looks like a job for...

(He changes into a mimic Mermaidman outfit)

SpongeBob: (in deep voice) Man-Sponge! Defender of the deep!

(Gary rolls his eyes)

Moving fish: Alright, everything's in the truck. Send 'er off.

(The moving truck drives away. SpongeBob runs up)

SpongeBob: No! I'm too late!

(He falls to his knees)

Moving fish: Looks like a dish sponge fell out of one of the boxes.

SpongeBob: No, I'm not Patrick's.

Moving fish: Well, then stay off the road, I guess.

Patrick: Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Patrick! Youe house has been rock-napped.

Patrick: Nah, something called L.I.V.E. is planning to put down a highway. You and Squidward-

(Squidward wakes up, somehow knowing Patrick said his name, but decides to not care) Patrick: -are gonna have to move soon too. Oh, hey, I'll help ya move!

SpongeBob: That'd be great, Patrick. Now, if only I could get Squidward's help.

(Squidward once again somehow hears his name, but decides to ignore it)

Patrick: Yeah, they'll probably demolish his house if he doesn't get up soon. Poor Squidward.

(After grumblling a bit, Squidward gets up and opens his window)

Squidward: What are you two imbeciles doing?

Patrick: Discussing a possibility of multiple dimensions mirroring ours...?

SpongeBob: No... we're moving!

Squidward: No kidding?

SpongeBob: Nope!

Squidward: One second.

(Squidward shuts his window and partying sounds can be heard. He opens his window) Squidward: There's gotta be a catch.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah, we all gotta move and our houses have to be in the exact same order because of real estate issues!

Squidward: (boredly) I should've known. Since when do real estate issues matter, anyway?

Patrick: Since the plot needed it to.

Squidward: What ever.

SpongeBob: But Squidward! Are you just gonna let us pick the location?

(Squidward stops closing the window)

Squidward: You mean... I... can choose?

SpongeBob: If you want to!

Squidward: How about... Rock Mountain!

Patrick: But then my rock won't be unique! And I might lose it sometimes too...

Squidward: How about... Urchin Fields!

SpongeBob: That's too far away, and I don't have a boat! I'd have to get up extra early to be early to work!

Squidward: Let's see... uh... by the old shipwreck?

Patrick: Gary'll get splinters.

SpongeBob: Patrick, since when do you care?

Patrick: You must've lowered your standards, Mr. SquarePants, because I am trying to be a decent sea star, and you can't accept that.

Squidward: There's gotta be something you two dunderheads agree on...!

(Squidward's house begins rumbling)

Squidward: What's goin' on?!

(Squidward's and SpongeBob's houses begin being taken away)

SpongeBob: Gary!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, buddy! I'm comin' for ya!

Patrick: Just like my ancestor, Rico Rick, always said, "hi ho, Gary!"

SpongeBob: What does that even mean?

Patrick: I dunno.

(SpongeBob and Patrick chase after the houses. A bubble transition cuts to a coral reef, where their houses are ech placed)

Squidward: This is perfect! Now, I don't have to walk a thousand miles to go to work. It's right next by!

SpongeBob: I just have one question, though.

Squidward: What...?

SpongeBob: (points to Rico Rick) Who's he?

(Episode ends)