Old People Problems

Old People Problems is the 3rd episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired. It aired on June 2, 2015.

It is the 44th episode overall.

Plot
Realizing their lives are coming to an end, the gang sets off to find the Fountain of Youth.

Story
[SpongeBob and friends are sitting on the couch]

Squidward: So...(falls over and dies)

Sandy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what just happened? (falls over and dies)

SpongeBob: Squidward! Sandy!

Krabs: (sigh) I knew this day would come, lad.

SpongeBob: Whaaat????

Krabs: Look for yourself. (his arm falls off)

SpongeBob: AHHH!!! Mr. Krabs!!!!

Krabs: We've become old, lad.

SpongeBob: Of course we're old! This whole show is about us being old!

Krabs: But I'm afraid we're TOO old.

SpongeBob: What do you mean 'too old'?

Krabs: When you become too old, your body goes through changes, lad.

SpongeBob: I already went through changes when I was 13. Look! (pulls his pants down)

Krabs: Not those kinds of changes, lad. We die.

SpongeBob: GASSPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Krabs: The only hope is to find the Fountain of Youth, lad. (coughs) Go....before it's too late, lad. (falls over and dies)

Patrick: Cleaning crew!!!!

[ A janitor comes and takes the bodies of Squidward, Sandy, Krabs, and Plankton away]

Plankton: But I'm not dead!!!!!

Janitor: Oh. Whoops. (stomps on him) Now you are. (continues to leave)

SpongeBob: Now it's just us, Pat!

Patrick: Duh, who's Pat?

SpongeBob: Forget it, we need to find the Fountain of Youth!

Patrick: I know just where to find it!

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick standing at a public water fountain]

Patrick: (slurps from the water fountain) It's delicious beer!

SpongeBob: It's water, Patrick. Not beer.

Patrick: Excuse, I'm a bit drunk. (passes out)

SpongeBob: That's bull crap. And this isn't the Fountain of Youth!

Patrick: (wakes up) Maybe not. But if you drink from it, you're guaranteed to live FOREVER!

SpongeBob: That's not true.

Patrick: C'mon, give it a shot.

SpongeBob: No.

Patrick: Pleeeeease?

SpongeBob: (sigh) Fine.

[Some old dude with aids gets in front of SpongeBob and drinks first]

SpongeBob: (drinks after him) Aww....I don't feel so good.

Patrick: I guarantee, SpongeBob. You'll live forever!

SpongeBob: (falls over and dies)

Patrick: …..how rude.