Oral Report Remade

Oral Report Remade is the fourth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants Remade.

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Plot
SpongeBob SquarePants (character) has to write a report on how to drive so he tries to seek answers from Sandy Cheeks.

Transcript

 * [opens at Mrs. Puffs Boating School. We see Mrs. Puff telling the class about a driving test]


 * Mrs. Puff: Okay class, I'm giving you all an assignment that will be so much fun! [squeals]


 * Peterson: What's the assignment?


 * Mrs. Puff: I'm giving you all an oral report on how fun boating safety, and afterwards, you will each take a driving test.


 * [the class groans, but SpongeBob seems excited about the assignment.]


 * SpongeBob: Wow! I can't wait to do the driving test, and the. [gasps] An Oral Report?! Uh, Mrs. Puff? Is it ok if I don't do the report?


 * Mrs. Puff: No SpongeBob, this is very important and if you don't do it, you'll get. [gets a flashlight and turns it on] An F!


 * SpongeBob: [stammers and says nervously:] Uh, sure thing Mrs. Puff, I'll do the report!


 * [back at SpongeBob's house]


 * SpongeBob: What am I going to do Gary? I can’t fail Boating School again! It would sure make mom and dad angry.


 * [a picture of SpongeBob's parents are shown, and they are both mad]


 * Gary: Meow.


 * SpongeBob: What do you mean, pretend to be sick? I'm not doing that, plus I'd get in trouble anyway. Nice try Gary. [thinks] Hmm, I think I'll ask Patrick for help.


 * [at Patrick's house]


 * SpongeBob: What am I going to do Patrick? I've never done an oral report before!


 * Patrick: [thinks] Hmm, what should you do? What should the sponge, do? Hmm, oh I know! You can have a shield to protect you from getting a bad grade!


 * SpongeBob: Patrick that is the most ridiculous idea I ever got from you, I'll ask Squidward for help. [runs out of Patrick's rock] But thanks anyway!


 * Patrick: Oh man! I'm terrible at giving advice, oh well, maybe I should look at the book again. [gets out a book called "How to Give your Friend Advice"]


 * [at Squidward's house]


 * Squidward: No way SpongeBob! That's cheating!


 * SpongeBob: Oh, please Squidward! I never did an oral report before, and I'm so scared!


 * Squidward: SpongeBob, I'm not going to give you advide, period! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my afternoon bath. [walks away]


 * SpongeBob: Squidward takes a bath in the afternoon? [notices Patrick looking in the window]


 * Patrick: How interesting!


 * [at Sandy's treedome]


 * SpongeBob: Sandy, please help me with my report! I don't know what to write, and I don't want to flunk boating school!


 * Sandy: Hmmm, you seem to have lots of stress in yourself.


 * SpongeBob: Really?


 * Sandy: Yeah. That happens to everyone when they have to do an assignment that seems stressful.


 * SpongeBob: What should I do about my report?


 * Sandy: Why don't I see how well you can do your speech.


 * SpongeBob: Ok.


 * [cut to SpongeBob telling his report to Sandy]


 * Sandy: Ready?


 * SpongeBob: I guess so. [gets out his paper and clears his throat] Ahem, boating safety is the responsibility of every boater in the ocean because... [SpongeBob gulps nervously] I can’t do it! I’m too nervous!


 * Sandy: Well, that’s not good. We got to find something else. [scene cuts to SpongeBob giving Sandy his report again.] This time, don’t stop. Just keep talking even if you’re nervous.


 * SpongeBob: Okay! [gets out his paper and clears his throat] Ahem, boat…[starts yelling gibberish]


 * Sandy: Stop! We need another way. [scene cuts to SpongeBob giving Sandy his speech again.] This time, when you give me the speech, picture me naked.


 * SpongeBob: Okay! [gets out his paper and clears his throat] Ahem, boating safety is… I can’t do it! I can’t picture you naked! It’s not letting me focus on my speech!


 * Sandy: Wait a minute. [thinks] You know, I did make a really nifty invention, its x-ray goggles. [hands SpongeBob the goggles] Once you put them on, you can see everyone naked to make it seem funny, which will reduce all the stress in yourself.


 * SpongeBob: Ok, I'll put them on. [puts on the goggles and looks at Sandy, who appears to be naked] Ooooooh! You have a nice body. Such nice boobs. Is it my birthday?[laughs]


 * Sandy: [slaps SpongeBob] You pervert!


 * SpongeBob: Let me try my speech. [gets out his paper and clears his throat] Ahem, boating safety… [A time-card comes on screen saying one speech later.] And that concludes my speech.


 * Sandy: Wow! Y’all have a strong voice and everything! Well, hope that works for ya! But be careful, don't tell anyone that y'all can see them naked.


 * SpongeBob: Don't worry! I won't! Can you turn around? I haven’t seen your ass yet.
 * Sandy: [slaps SpongeBob] Get out before I take those glasses away!


 * [at Mrs. Puff's Boarding School, we see Billy giving his report]


 * Billy: ...and they were never, heard from again.


 * Mrs. Puff: Thank you Billy, that was a great report. Next we have, oh no, SpongeBob.


 * SpongeBob: All set Mrs. Puff. [gets up and walks to the front of the room, and puts on his goggles and looks around] Wow! Its working! [turns around and looks at class. Sees them all naked.]" Yuck. I’m just going to look at the girls. Well, the hot ones.


 * Mrs. Puff: What's all this waiting around for? [walks away from her desk and is seen naked!!!] Well, SpongeBob?


 * SpongeBob: [eyes grow big] Yuck. This is worst than I thought it would be. [throws up in his mouth then gets out his report and reads it] Boating safety is the responsibility of every boater in the whole ocean. Each boater must follow the rules and regulations stipulated in the boater safety handbook. When the meaning of all important signs... ...pay attention to all surroundings... ...when wet means no parking... ...it already figures... ...always blah blah blah... ...with all shades of curve... ...remember... ...a motor vehicle is 20,000 pounds of blah blah.


 * Mrs. Puff: Wow, that was actually a great report! SpongeBob, you've...passed! I can't believe it! Wow! [stops and realizes something] But wait a minute, you still haven't done your driving test yet.


 * [cut to SpongeBob doing his driving test with Mrs. Puff.]


 * Mrs. Puff: Okay, SpongeBob, now its time for the driving portion of your test. Now lets nicely… [ SpongeBob starts boat. They crash into the wall. Wall falls on Fred.]


 * Fred: My leg!


 * Mrs. Puff: You know what, lets not worry about the driving test. I'm just going to let you pass anyway! [gives SpongeBob his drivers license] Here, is your drivers license!


 * SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh my gosh! I can't believe it! My drivers license!


 * Mrs. Puff: Yup. You earn...oh no.


 * [we see a police officer walking towards SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff]


 * Officer Rob Johnson: Well, well, what do we have here? A student who failed his drivers test again.


 * Mrs. Puff: But wait officer, he passed his oral report! And, well, even though he failed his drivers test, I still thought he did very well!


 * Officer Rob Johnson: Not completing the proper task for earning a drivers license is against the law. [cuffs Mrs. Puff and throws her in police car]


 * SpongeBob: See you later, Mrs. Puff!


 * Mrs. Puff: [sighs] Oh, SpongeBob, why?!


 * SpongeBob: Looks like I failed again. Oh well, at least I have these glasses. [puts on glasses Sandy gave him. Lets find some girls. SpongeBob sees an overweight female fish walking by him. Sees her naked.]


 * Overweight fish: Excuse me, kind sir! [leaves]
 * SpongeBob: Yuck. You know what? I’m getting rid of these. [throws glasses in garbage then leaves. Patrick comes then picks up glasses. Sees everyone around him naked.]
 * Patrick: Ooh. I’m taking these home.

Trivia

 * Even though this episode is after The Splinter Remade on the episode list and it aired after it, this episode was finished production before it.