Beginning of a Business Rivalry

Beginning of a Business Rivalry is the 5th episode in Season 1 of Rags to Riches.

Plot
When Eugene finally is released from the Bikini Bottom Imprisonment Area for Minors, he discovers that Sheldon has opened a successful restaurant named the "Chum Bucket". But what he discovers can end the restaurant's reputation.

Transcript
[Picking off from the last episode, the two friends have lost the $500 M cash prize.]

Sheldon: Nooo!!! My money, all gone!!!

Eugene: HEY! I stole it from that old hag first!

Squidward's Mom: So here's the guy who robbed me, officer! (pointing at Eugene)

Eugene: T---but---but--I...-wh-

Officer: Tell it to us when we arrive at the Imprisonment Area for Minors!

Eugene: No! I-I-I-I'm innocent. I would never punch a woman!

Sheldon: In yo' face, Eugene! Hahahaha!

[When the car moves bacwards, it crushes Sheldon.]

Sheldon: OOOOOWWWW!!!!!!! MY BALLS!

Eugene: Balls?

Sheldon: My golf balls, I was gonna go golfing with my mom. What were you thinking? Scrotum?!

Eugene: What the hell is that? (searches in Google) OH LORD.

Officer: (checks Eugene's phone) What are you doing now?! You're in a heap of trouble.

[At the Bikini Bottom Imprisonment Area for Minors (BBIFM)...]

Eugene: Great. Just great. I'm imprisoned while Sheldon is earning tons of cash!

3 moths later...

Eugene: I'm finally out! I wonder what Sheldon's been up to.

Passerby: Hey, why so down? Get a Chum Burger, it'll brighten your day!

Eugene: Huh? Get lost and advertise somewhere else! (thinks) Wait a second. Chum Burgers? OH MAN.

[As he leaves the guy notices a giant bucket called "CHUM BUCKET".]

Eugene: What's that?

[Eugene enters only to find out that Sheldon has become one of the richest fish in the ocean.]

Sheldon: Hello Eugene! I see you found my new restaurant.

Eugene: Okay, give me my dough back!

Sheldon: Dough?

Eugene: *facepalm* CASH!

Sheldon: Well, that's some literature. But that was MY MONEY and you also OWE me that amount!

Eugene: But at least tell me what's in the burgers.

Sheldon: A secret ingredient...

[Eugene walks out and formulates a plan to steal the "Secret Ingredient".]

That night...

[As Sheldon was leaving, he left the back door open.]

Eugene: Wow, this is such a cliche.

[A seadog named Cliche comes to him.]

Cliche: Yes?

Eugene: Not you. Woah, two cliches at once. And that's not including the dog.

[Cliche leaves and Eugene sneaks in.]

Eugene: Wait, why the heck am I sneaking in? Nobody's here. If I were Sheldon where would I---

[He falls in a hole and finds a recipe.

Eugene: Another cliche? What are the odds? Wait, how does Sheldon get down here?

[He notices a ladder next to him.]

Eugene: Oh. (looks at the recipe) The recipe's secret ingredient is...clam poop?

The next day...

Sheldon: Here you go, sir. A ni-

Eugene: Everyone, there's something gross in the Chum Burgers!

Sheldon: Don't listen to him. He's delusional!

Eugene: Oh really? Then explain why the recipe says "clam poop"?

Customer 1: WHAT?! I ate poop?!

Customer 2: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Customer 3: Wait, how can you prove this?

Sheldon: You're right, valued customer!

[Eugene opens bun revealing the clam poop.]

Customer 3: (calls the Health Department) Hello, BBHD? I'm calling because the Chum Bucket "Chum Burgers" contain clam p

Sheldon: That's it! Robot, destroy everyone!

''[Robot destroys everyone. Including Sheldon.]''

Customers: AGGHHH!!!!!!

Sheldon: OH NO, AAAHHHH!!!!!!!