The Squidward Files: Urchin Crab

The Squidward Files: Urchin Crab is the seventh episode of The Squidward Files that premiered on January 6, 2013. The previous episode was The Squidward Files: New Year's Squid, and the next will be The Squidward Files: Epic Rap Battles of Oceanry.

Plot
The Purple Dragons team up with a mad scientist who is willing to build them an Urchin-Crab to destroy Bikini Bottom for a big fee.

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles (debut)
 * Mr. Krabs (debut)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants (debut)
 * Sharkface (debut)
 * Jason (debut)
 * Bowser (debut)
 * Purple Dragons Leader (debut)
 * Gary (debut)
 * Scientist Fish/Zack (debut)

Awards
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Transcript

 * (Squidward walks outside and runs into SpongeBob, shaking with fear in his eyes).


 * Squidward: What the heck is wrong with you SpongeBob? Scared that it's 2013 already? Scared that Gary's gone wild?


 * SpongeBob: Go away Squidward, I don't want you here, leave me alone to shiver with ABSOLUTE fear!


 * Squidward: SpongeBob, for goodness sake, just tell me what's wrong. Your face is as white as a sea shell.


 * (SpongeBob gulps down saliva and points to the Krusty Krab. The sign reads closed for now).


 * SpongeBob: Don't you get it Squidward, the Krusty Krab is closed. I knew this horrible day would come.


 * Squidward: SpongeBob, the Krusty Krab isn't closed. See there's Mr Krabs opening it right now.


 * SpongeBob: Oh Squidward it's a miracle! Thank you, thank you, thank you so so much!!!


 * (SpongeBob sprints down the road and plummets into the Krusty Krab. He gives Mr. Krabs a huge hug and runs to the grill).


 * Mr. Krabs: Hey, what the heck has got into you boy?


 * SpongeBob: Oh Mr Krabs it's a miracle! I thought the Krusty Krab had closed for good!


 * (Meanwhile in Rock Bottom, the Purple Dragons walk along the road battered. They had been forced into the dungeons at King Neptune's Palace a few weeks ago and had escaped just).


 * Sharkface: Hey look at that scientist over there boss. He looks like an evil sort of a guy.


 * Purple Dragons Leader: You know Sharkface your right, that guy looks like. He could whip us up a good kiling machine.


 * (The Purple Dragons walk over to the scientist and ask him a tone of questions. He gets quite frustrated).


 * Scientist Fish: Please, call me Zack, and what the heck do you guys want with me. Ask one question at a time.


 * Purple Dragons Leader: Well Zack we wanted to know if you were from the side of evil or the side of good.


 * Zack: I am an evil wanted scientist who builds killing machines for a high price you see.


 * Purple Dragons Leader: And how would you like it of we pay you 1000 dollars for you to whip us up a killing machine?


 * Zack: 1000 dollars, well that sounds like a deal Mr...ugh, what's your name?


 * Purple Dragons Leader: Please, just call me Leader. Nobody will know my real name, I don't want them to.


 * Zack: If you want a good killing machine Leader then come and check out my workshop and browse my catalog.


 * (The Purple Dragons head ofd with Zack and browse the killing machines in the catalouge. They spot a nasty looking one called Urchin-Crab).


 * Purple Dragons Leader: We'll take the Urchin-Crab for 1000 dollars please.


 * (The Leader hands over the money and the Purple Dragons walk out with the Urchin-Crab heading for Bikini Bottom).


 * Squidward: Well come on SpongeBob,our shift is over for the day. Let's go home shall we?


 * SpongeBob: Just getting my pay check Squidward. I'll bring yours too.


 * (SpongeBob and Squidward walk home from work. They see a mechanical monster coming over the horizon).


 * Squidward: What in the name of Neptune is that thing?


 * (The monster approaches and the Leader speaks for him, through a large iron speaker on the claws of the beast).


 * Urchin-Crab: I-am-the-Urchin-Crab. Hand-over-the-diary-or-I-will-destroy-Bikini-Bottom. Ha-ha-ha.


 * Squidward: It wants me to hand over the diary...it must be the Purple Dragons inside that thing!


 * Urchin-Crab: I-will-say-this-again. Hand-over-the-diary-or-else.


 * SpongeBob: Not you don't! You punks better face me if you want Squidward!


 * Squidward: No SpongeBob, give up, he's right. I'm better handing over the diary than letting Bikini Bottom be destroyed.


 * SpongeBob: No Squidward, there must be a way to do this. You don't have to give up.


 * Squidward: Yes I do...after you and I mash this monster to bits!


 * SpongeBob: That's the spirit!


 * (Squidward and SpongeBob jump at the Urchin-Crab, hoping to climb up and destroy the energy source).


 * SpongeBob: Take this you ugly machine! I've seen better fighting from a two-year old!


 * Purple Dragons Leader: Sharkface, Jason, Bowser, go out and get those guys. I'll stay in here and crush Bikini Bottom!


 * (Sharface and the others jump out the top and start trying to beat up Squidward and SpongeBob. The Urchin-Crab heads off to Bikini Bottom town centre).


 * Squidward: Don't even try to mess with me guys! I'll bring you all on!


 * Bowser: Get him boys!


 * (Squidward is smashed to ground with SpongeBob while the Urchin-Crab approaches SpongeBob's house. Gary comes outside).


 * Gary: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!


 * Purple Dragons Leader: Time to crush this house! Wait a minute, is that a snail?


 * (The Purple Dragons Leader spots Gary and has pity on him. He starts to cry and tears drop into the main circuits of the Urchin-Crab).


 * Everyone: Oh no, the Urchin-Crab is gonna BLOW!


 * (The Purple Dragons Leader jumps out of the machine just as it blasts to pieces. The cops them come in).


 * Cop 1: The Purple Dragons again. Your schemes will never stop the law fools!


 * (The cops take away the Purple Dragons and SpongeBob hugs Gary).


 * SpongeBob: Gary, your a hero to us now and forever!


 * Gary: Meow!


 * [End of episode]