The Black Box

Transscript
[Cut on SpongeBob's house]

SpongeBob: [Hears knock on door and opens it]

Unindentified person: I hear you have failed your boating test frequently, right?

SpongeBob: Yes

Unindentified person: And you want to get it.... right?

SpongeBob: Yeah.

Unindentified person: Okay here is the lingo. I am The Forge'. I can forge that license.

SpongeBob: Isn't that a federal crime?

The Forge': Only if you are a goody-two shoes.

SpongeBob: So if my name is "Goody-Two Shoes" I can be arrested?

The Forge': [Sighs]

SpongeBob: Will a 20 do?

[Cut to the Roman Colliseum]

Patrick: What is this box?

Patrick: It says weird words.

Tour Guide: Obviously that is roman.

Patrick: Whats roman?

Tour Guide: A language.

Patrick: Whats a language?

Tour Guide: Oh, for pete's sake, will you ask so many questions?

Patrick: Pretty much.

Tour Guide: Whatever you do don't open the box.

One bus ride home later....

Patrick: Now, what was so important?

Patrick: Let's see what is inside the box.

Patrick: [Opens box]

[ Cut to Boat Shop]

SpongeBob: Maybe, this roadster will do?

Car Dealer: How about this shellstang?

SpongeBob: I think this dragster shall do.

Car Dealer:  Do you speak old english or something?

SpongeBob: What makes thy think that?

Car Dealer: Nevermind. That will be 12,500 shells.

SpongeBob: Can I have the keys?

Car Dealer: Why?

SpongeBob: To see how light they are.

Car Dealer: Ok.

SpongeBob: [Jumps in car] Sucker.

[Drives away]

Car Dealer: Played him for a fool.

[Takes off disguise]

Policeman [Fake Car Owner]: We need backup, stat.

[Random guy's house]

Patrick: Where am I?

Random Guy: Stuck.

Patrick: Why are my eyes affixed to the screen?

Random Guy: It is the curse of the box. Be prepared for simpsons madness.

Patrick: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--

2 Hours Later

Patrick: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Random Guy: Stop yelling!

Patrick: Oh, I was just mediatating of the seventy-three seas.

[Coral Road]

SpongeBob: Life is a coral way................................. I'm gonna ride it.................................. all night long.

You're going my way.... Into the cor-al-al- Wooooooo! Wooooooooooooo!

Police: Pull over!

SpongeBob: Never.

Police: Eat our pies.

SpongeBob: Not boisenberry. NO!

Police: Eat my pies!

SpongeBob: Taste my patties. [Karate chops them into their mouths]

Officer: Half are consumed literally...!

Officer: Call in the helicopter!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: [Shoots patties at it]

Officer: Abandon ship! It is too delicious!

SpongeBob: Yeah! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Boat explodes after crashing into a coral.]

Officer: Get him!

[SpongeBob is put under arrest]

[Random Guys House]

Patrick: SpongeBob HELP!!!!

60 years later

SpongeBob: Finally out of the big house.

SpongeBob: [Throws paper and misses garbage can]

Police: Some people never learn.

Patrick: Like me?

The End