The World According To Squidward

Squidward explains what he thinks about the world, including Patrick, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and the Krusty Krab.

Transcript

 * Squidward: *snores*


 * SpongeBob: Hey Squidward!


 * Squidward: WHA- *falls off bed*


 * SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob!


 * Squidward: That darn SpongeBob, always annoying me while I am trying to sleep.


 * (cuts to walking into the Krusty Krab)


 * Squidward: I would make so many improvements to this place if I could. *walks in*


 * Mr. Krabs: Hey there Squidward!


 * Squidward: *sighs*


 * Squidward: I know the deal... get to work because I'm late.. I know.


 * Mr Krabs walks away.


 * Squidward goes to his register.


 * Squidward: May I help you? Why do there have to be so many people at this place? Can there be atleast 2 less people here everyday?


 * Customer: Well I want a large fries... and... and.. and.. and-


 * Squidward: AND WHAT?


 * Customer: I will just get the large fries.


 * Squidward: SpongeBob, one large fries for this customer.


 * SpongeBob: Here you go Squidward!


 * Customer: That is too many large fries. I want 2 less large fries.


 * Squidward: *eats 2 large fries* Here you go.


 * Customer: You touched all the fries.


 * Squidward: I just touched them!


 * (cuts to Squidward going home)


 * Squidward: That Patrick guy. He always plays with SpongeBob and he keeps throwing stuff into my fireplace. Squidward: I can't close the door to stop it because my house does not come with a door.


 * Patrick: Hey Squidward!


 * Squidward: What?


 * Patrick: Hey Squidward!


 * Squidward: You are talking to me, WHAT DO YOU WANT?


 * Patrick: Nothing.


 * Squidward: Then go away.