Young Entrepreneurs

Two Unlikely Friends is the third episode Season 1 of the spin-off Rags to Riches.

Transcript
Eugene: Remember those stalls last time? Let's make one of them.

Sheldon: Where do you suppose we can start our business?

Eugene: The only place possible!

Sheldon: Which is...

Eugene: I dunno. That was for you to answer.

Sheldon: Oh. Well, it says on Google Maps that...we don't exist. Bikini Bottom doesn't exist.

Eugene: Stupid hoomans.

Sheldon: Why don't we check out the Food Authority?

Eugene: Nah.

[Old Man Jenkins passes by.]

Jenkins: Hey there, little fellers!

Sheldon: Oh hey Old Man Jenkins.

Jenkins: I heard that you two needed a place to start your business!

Eugene: Too clichéd, isn't it?

Jenkins: Nah, I just love the young fellers!

Sheldon: WILL YOU TWO JUST KEEP QUIET? BACK TO THE QUESTION! WHERE CAN WE START OUR BUSINESS?!

Jenkins: At the dump, jerk.

Eugene: Can you help us set up the place?

Jenkins: Sure, I'll invite my buddies from the dump.

Eugene: Yo, Sheldon. Where are we gonna get our ingredients?

Sheldon: Anything from the dump. We don't have much options.

Jenkins: Won't the Health Department find out?

Sheldon: Which is EXACTLY why I'm not telling anyone the ingredients.

24 hours later...

Eugene: Okay, and DONE!

Sheldon: Hey, Eugene, can you help me out with this bag?

[When Eugene arrives.]

Eugene: How much ingredients are here anyway?

Sheldon: Eh, not that much. Only a few...dozen.

Eugene: Oh Neptune. This is a heckload of ingredients.

Sheldon: Well. Let's do this!

30 minutes later...

Sheldon: Well, we're done! Now we have to wait a bit.

A bit later...

Sheldon: Just a little more while.

A little more while...

Sheldon: Maybe later.

Later...

Eugene: HEY! A CUSTOMER!

Sheldon: Thank Neptune this crappy wait is over!

Eugene: Hello, and welcome to the Foul Eateria!

Customer: What's with the "foul" in the name?

Sheldon: (whispers) EUGENE!

Sheldon: Well, obviously! We're in the dump!

Eugene: But the food ain't foul!

Customer: Make sure I don't die.

Eugene: Here's the Plab Patty!

Customer: (bites) You know, this is actually delicious! What's in it?

Eugene: Patties I bought from the supermarket and.....wait, pay the 3 bucks first.

Customer: (hands over the bills) Here. How about the ingredients?

Eugene: Clam poop and a used bra.

[The customer vomits on the Plab Patty.]

Sheldon: Hey, I'm back. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED OVER HERE?

Eugene: I told him the ingredients.

Sheldon: Why?

Eugene: I was being honest.

Sheldon: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL?

Eugene: (imitates the voice of the Vine kid) Twenty-one.

[Sheldon facepalms himself.]

[End.]