Airplane Escape

Airplane Escape is the first (pilot) episode of the spin-off series, The New Sponge In Town.

Transcript

 * [episode starts with a plane flying, with SpongeBob in it]
 * SpongeBob: [sighs] This is a bummer. I don't want to go to Bass Vegas. I just want to stay with my parents.
 * [Food Lady walks up to SpongeBob's with a cart full of food]
 * Food Lady: What would you like, sir?
 * SpongeBob: Just the default, please. [Food Lady hands SpongeBob food]
 * [Fish next to SpongeBob leans up to him]
 * Fish: Can I have that? [points at SpongeBob's food]
 * SpongeBob: I'm not even sure what [points at food] that- [Fish grabs SpongeBob's food and eats it] well, there's nothing good on the airplane, anyway.
 * [announcement speaker comes on]
 * Announcer: Attention passengers, we are experiencing some technical difficulties, and we are going to perform an emergency landing. [passengers groan] Please take the parachutes under your seat and adjust them on your back just in case [whispers] it fails. [passengers freak out]
 * Girl Fish: [off scene] How do you use a parachute?
 * Fish Off Scene: We're not going to live!
 * SpongeBob: Great this is the fourth bad thing that happened to me, today. [sneezes] And that. First my brother drooled on me, now Im going to move, a free loader ate my food, and now we're in parachutes. [plane starts lowering altitudes fast]
 * Announcer: [scared] ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PLEASE GET YOUR PARACHUTE AND JUMP OUT OF THE NEAREST DOOR TO YOU! Read the back of the parachute on instruction.
 * SpongeBob: I have no time to read! It's now or never. [pushes through people and jumps out of door] AGHHHHHH!!! [followed by other passengers]
 * Fish: [yelling off scene] Thanks for letting me have my last meal, sponge kid!
 * SpongeBob: Ok, let's see how you work this parakeet, or was it pairashoes?! [smiles] Ooh look, a free food string! [pulls string and the parachute opens] Oh, that's how you work it. [SpongeBob lands on the sand, in front of an unfamiliar town, which is Bikini Bottom]
 * Many Fish: [land on ground] We're alive!
 * SpongeBob: [talking to fish] We know that, but do you fish know where we are?
 * Girl Fish: Did you try checking that sign next to you?
 * SpongeBob: I checked there, but there's no sign. [looks behind to find a sign] Oh wow, such irony.
 * Boy Fish: [sarcasm] Well, do you know how to read?
 * SpongeBob: Oh yeah. [reads sign] It reads, Bikini Bottom. Population: 593.
 * Man: That isn't a lot of people.
 * Boy Fish: That is for me. I can't even count to 593. Ironically, I can't count to 10.
 * Female Fish: Billy! Don't talk to strangers.
 * Billy: Sorry, Sadie.
 * Sadie: Don't call me Sadie, call me Mommy.
 * SpongeBob: Well, what are you guys waiting for! There's a town in front of you.
 * Unknown Fish: Well, Im finding my own town. [sneers]
 * [half of the fish walk away]
 * Titlecard And Narrator: Ten Minutes Later...
 * [scene is now in front of a pineapple]
 * Land Lord Lady: So, um Bob. Is this the house you want?
 * SpongeBob: [smiles] It's beautiful... I'll take it! [hands the lady a sack of money]
 * Land Lord Lady: Thank you, [takes off for sale sign] this is now the Bob residence!
 * SpongeBob: Actually, [neutral face] it's SquarePants.
 * Land Lord Lady: Uh yeah, sure it is. [runs away]
 * SpongeBob: Barnacles! I didn't bring any furniture. [goes into pineapple and looks around] Whaa?!? [surprised to see furniture] Furniture? I guess the furniture came with the house bill. Well, what are you going to do? [goes in the kitchen]
 * SpongeBob: There's even a fridge here? [opens refrigerator to see food] Food? [coughs] What is that awful smell? [picks up a can of food and reads the expiration date] This is spoiled! It expired... [squints] 5 YEARS AGO?!? Who would leave food in a house for sale.
 * [scene is now in Squidward's room in his tiki home]
 * Squidward: [peeks through blinds to show the pineapple] Oh great, another loud neighbor. First it was Nathaniel that lived there. I was not annoyed for six years after he moved. Guess I have to meet the doofus. [closes blinds and walks out of scene]
 * [scene is now in SpongeBob's living room]
 * SpongeBob: [grunts while pulling a penny out of gum] I'm pretty sure this penny would be worth something. [door knocks and SpongeBob stands up] There goes the penny. [yells] Coming! [runs to the door and opens it] 'Ello?
 * [scene is in front of SpongeBob's pineapple]
 * Squidward: Hello there, I noticed you just moved in, and I want to know if you. [SpongeBob slams door] Great. Another scaredy cat. [walks away]
 * [scene is back in the pineapple]
 * SpongeBob: [gasps] Another follower. [peeks out of window to find out it is night] Time to get some shut-eye. [climbs up stairs] [off scene] AGHHHH!!!
 * Unknown Animal: [off scene] Meow.
 * [episode ends]