Sharp Up (episode)

Sharp Up was the pilot episode of the series Sharp Up. It was written and directed by Teleram.

Transcript

 * We begin with some blurry shots of guns and sounds of guns cocking and firing. Brief, half-second shots of disturbing images. We hear a sudden ear-piercing scream and SpongeBob SquarePants wakes up, eyes wide open and panting. He frowns, gets up, and walks to the bathroom as Jimi Hendrix's cover of All Along the Watchtower plays in the background. He contemplates his strange, disturbing dream as he showers. The song ends as he steps out of the bathtub and begins walking down the stairs. He stops, clearly shocked.
 * SpongeBob: I- what the hell?
 * Two men dressed on black look up from their cereal.
 * Man #1: Good morning.
 * SpongeBob: Good morn- What do you think you're doing?
 * Man #1: Eating breakfast, of course.
 * SpongeBob: No, I- I meant.. This is my house. That's my food you're eating right there. That's my furniture you're sitting on.
 * Man #1: (drinking milk) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. The more you know.
 * SpongeBob: There's no need for that attitude.
 * Man #1: I guess so. Ah! I forgot. We need to introduce ourselves. My partner here (points to other man) is Vinnie. You can call me Craig.

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