SpongeBob's Diary: Entry One

Entry One is the pilot episode of SpongeBob's Diary. In it SpongeBob and Patrick paint a fishes house.

Transcript
[shows diary]

Narrator SpongeBob: Welcome to my diary! Look at my wonderful entrys! I better read it quickly, before Squidward comes. Anyway, let's begin our tale. [book opens up showing title card] Dear Diary, I was walking down the street with a can of paint ready to start a business.

[Scene: Street]

SpongeBob: What a wonderful day! I'm ready to make some money!

Narrator SpongeBob: Suddenly I saw Patrick.

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing?

SpongeBob: I'm going to paint some houses, but I need some money.

Patrick: I wanna paint too!

SpongeBob: Ok, first you need a brush.

[Patrick pulls out some nose hairs and puts them on a stick]

Patrick: There. One paint brush.

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's just some nose hairs put on a stick.

Patrick: So? You can still paint with it.

SpongeBob: Ok, well here's a house. It's dirty, so we should paint it.

Patrick: Ok.

[Patrick dips his stick in some paint and spreads it on the house]

SpongeBob: Shouldn't we ask before panting this house?

Patrick: Nope.

Narrator SpongeBob: So we started painting. There was only one problem. We used up all the paint.

SpongeBob: Patrick, what have you done with the paint?

Patrick: Rocky was hungry.

[Shows a rock next to Patrick which has been painted blue]

SpongeBob: Patrick, stay here and look after the house. I'll go to Barg 'N' Mart and get more paint.

Patrick: Ok. Bad Rocky. Next time, eat rectangles.

Narrator SpongeBob: So, I went to the Barg 'N' Mart to get more paint.

[Scene: Barg 'N' Mart]

[SpongeBob is pushing a trolley next to a shelf]

SpongeBob: Paint!

[SpongeBob puts a can of paint in his trolley]

Narrator SpongeBob: Back to the house, I went.

[Scene: Outside The House]

[SpongeBob rushes along with the new can of paint]

SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! I've got the can of paint!

Patrick: Great, there's one problem.

Narrator SpongeBob: The can of paint was pink. We needed blue paint.

SpongeBob: What are we gonna do now?

Patrick: Get naked and say Squidward did it!

SpongeBob: No. They'll never believe us.

''[The door opens up. Nat Peterson is standing there]''

Nat: What did you do with my house?

Patrick: Squidward did it. [whispering] SpongeBob, take your clothes off.

SpongeBob: We're sorry. We wanted to make some money.

Nat: That's okay. I always wanted a half blue half pink house.

[Scene shows Squidward painting the other half of the house pink]

[Nat hands them some money]

Patrick: You see, Squidward really did do it.