The Squidward Files: Squid of a Kind

The Squidward Files: Squid of a Kind is the third episode of The Squidward Files that premiered on December 16, 2012. The previous episode is The Squidward Files: A New Page and the next is The Squidward Files: Menace of the West.

Plot
Squilliam Fancyson announces that he will be visiting the Krusty Krab, and when he discovers Squidward's diary, will Squidward be pushed into depression?

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles (debut)
 * Squilliam Fancyson (debut)
 * Mailman Fish (debut)
 * Squilliam Fancyson (debut)

Awards
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Transcript

 * (Squidward stumbles out his front door and heads down the road to the Krusty Krab. The mailman bumps into him).


 * Mailman Fish: Oh, Mr Tentacles, I never saw you there. I've got a letter for you from, ugh, Squilliam Fancyson.


 * Squidward: Squ, Squ, Squilliam Fancyson!


 * Mailman Fish: Yes, do you know him, I've heard he's the richest octopus in the ocean. How about that?


 * (Boldly, Squidward fakes that he's Squilliam Fancyson's friend and hiding the truth that they are actually worst enemies).


 * Squidward: Oh yeah, we're best friends, we go out to gamble and that stuff all the time!


 * Mailman Fish: Well have a good time with the richest octopus in the sea. Later.


 * (Squidward walks on and opens the letter. He reads "Dear Squidward, me and my casino fans are coming to the Krusty Krab tonight for a nice dinner. See you there, loser. Squilliam Fancyson".).


 * Squidward: Well I am going to prove to that good-for-nothing jerk that I have potential, talent, and CULTURE!


 * (Squidward storms off down the road to the Krusty Krab. He walks in, pushes Mr Krabs out the way, and stomps to his post).


 * SpongeBob: Squidward, can you take these Double Krabby Patties to table 7? I'm kind of busy right now cooking and you can do it for me.


 * Squidward: Oh SpongeBob, before I go, I need to let you in on a little secret.


 * SpongeBob: What is the secret?


 * Squidward: Well, Squilliam Fancyson and his casino club are coming here tonight and I can't attend so can you work double time?


 * SpongeBob: I'D LOVE TO! But why do you have to leave when Squilliam gets here?


 * ''(Squidward grabs the patties and rushes to table 7. He then attempts to make a run for the door. He runs into Mr. Krabs on the way).


 * Mr. Krabs: Where are you going?


 * Squidward: Uh, my lunch sir.


 * Mr. Krabs: It's 5.00, I think your trying to get away early, aren't you Squidward. If you stayed, I'd give you your pay check.


 * Squidward: Oh fine, I'm trying to get away because Squilliam Fancyson is coming any minute now and he's my arch-enemy.


 * Mr. Krabs: SQUILLIAM FANCYSON! You don't mean the richest octopus in the whole of the ocean? I'll be rich!


 * (Squidward is kept at the Krusty Krab after everyone leaves and then sees a posh car driving into the parking space. Squilliam walks out).


 * Squilliam: Hello, Squidward...


 * Squidward: Hello, Squilliam...


 * Squilliam: TWENTY KRABBY PATTIES NOW!


 * Squidward: You don't just shout from the other side of the flipping restaurant!


 * SpongeBob: Coming right up!


 * Squidward: SpongeBob!


 * Customer #1: What the-? I ordered a Krabby Patty five stupid minutes ago. (Stomps,out of Krusty Krab)


 * Mr. Krabs: Me money! Me customers!


 * Fan Club Members: Where is the food we ordered?


 * SpongeBob: It's coming, I'm trying my very best.


 * Squilliam: (Walks over to Squidward) What is that shiny thing in your pocket, Squidward?


 * Squidward: Oh, my diary- I mean my shinery.


 * Squilliam: (Holds up diary) This is Squidward's diary!


 * Fan Club Members: Read it!


 * Squilliam: On Monday, I had to go to Anger Management class again, and then Squilliam will come-


 * Squidward: Give me that! (Grabs diary and runs home)


 * Squilliam: What's his problem?


 * [End of episode]