Bohemian Fapsody (The SBFW Album Project)

Bohemian Fapsody is track 1 of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki Album Project. It is based off of the user Tanner/White mau5. This song is a parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

Lyrics
Am I in real life?

Is this merely a dream?

I'm by your bedside

There is no time to waste, I see

I pinch my side

I think I might die, 'cause she

I am not dreaming

This is really happening

I am in complete shock, what the hell?

Why won't my actions flow?

Can I get unparalyzed?

I will do anything to be...

Be free

Violet, I've waited so long

I'm actually meeting you here

Why can't I get into gear?

God please, will you unfreeze me?

I'm tryin' to break free but I can't seem to go

Violet, ooh

I'm trying so hard

But I can't get to you, so what's the point?

Move me along, move me along

Because I can't do it myself

Okay, I'm coming home

Take off your clothes right now

Because I am ready now

Goodbye, sexy outfit

You're completely stripped

I'm going in, but I'm dry

Violet, ooh (look at dat ass doe)

I am gonna die

But at least I got the moment I've always wanted

I see a little pervert creeping through the woods

Peeping though, peeping through

He's peeping through my window

As I am undressing

I really don't care at all

(Oh hello there) Oh hello there

(I see you there) I see your hair

I see you're trying to get a show

Oh yes I know

I'm just your sugar boy, you're the only one that loves me

He's an innocent boy, looking for your candy

Put on a show for the little pervert he

Those titties though, do we have a few more weeks of snow?

There's shadows, no! We have more weeks of snow

(Oh hell no!) There's shadows, we have more weeks of snow

(Oh hell no!) There's shadows, we have more weeks of snow

(Oh hell no) Few more weeks of snow

(Oh hell no) Few more weeks of snow

(Never, never, never, this won't do)

No, no, no, no, oh, hell, no!

(Violet now, Violet now) Holy shit, you know her name

Will you set one of her friends up for me?

For me, for me

So you think you can get with my girl?

So you think you have earned that much in this world?

Get outta here, you're interrupting our smexy

You gonna get out, one way or another

(Oh yes, oh yes)

Nothing really matters

That I can now see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters except smexy

Tell me, is it in yet?