Kelpy's Attack

Kelpy's Attack is the fifth episode of Bikini Bottom Rescuers.

Transcript
[Episode opens with Kelpy on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki]

Kelpy: Oh great Tyce got VSTF this will be good [Travis gets globalled] Well that is kinda good. I think [Kelpy gets globalled] it's okay I have a sock [His sock and ip gets globalled] I have been on wikia for a long time and never have I seen any VSTF global an ip! That's it I am ending this once and for all. Okay I have gotta say I act nothing like this!

[Cuts to the crew in the treedome]

SpongeBob: Okay this is the truth there is a wiki about us called ESB!

Sandy: Who would want to read that?

SpongeBob: The terrible community does!

Sandy: Oh! Can someone turn on the local news there might be an adventure waiting for us! [The satellite falls and lands outside]

Squidward: I don't think we're watching tv anytime soon! Look at that! [Kelpy is attacking Bikini Bottom]

Sandy: How is he breathing underwater?

SpongeBob: He has an air tank in his butt.

Sandy: Maybe I should install that to my superhero suit.

SpongeBob: Maybe you could install a water tank to our superhero suits too.

Sandy: Sure I could!

Squidward: Okay we could do water tanks and air tanks later but first we need to find out why Kelpy is so mad

SpongeBob: I already know!

Squidward: WHAT? YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME AND NEVER TOLD US?

SpongeBob: No I only just found out!

Squidward: Oh. Then what happened?

SpongeBob: Well one user got VSTF and globalled Kelpy from wikia

Squidward: Oh. Then how are we supposed to stop Kelpy?

SpongeBob: We could ask Tyce to unglobal Kelpy

Squidward: Yeah that could work out!

SpongeBob: I have already done it!

Squidward: Oh!

SpongeBob: He won't do it. [Takes out camera and takes a picture of Kelpy destroying Bikini Bottom and sends the picture to Tyce] Now he will!

[The scene cuts to Tyce in his office]

Tyce: Okay just need to unglobal Kelpy and problem solved… I can't do it! Yes I can! No I can't! Oh just do it already! [Unglobals Kelpy]

[Kelpy enters his office]

Kelpy: Someone impersonated me and got my account globalled again? Oh come on! [Tells SpongeBob it was a fake]

[SpongeBob is about to taser Kelpy]

SpongeBob: Okay you asked for it [tasers him] [receives the message from Kelpy] Okay he is a fake lets go!

[The end]

Sandy: What just happened?