Top Five Things You Should Never Do To Triton

Top Five Things You Should Never Do To Triton is a teaser commercial for SpongeGod and Triton. Princess Mindy, his siser, hosts it. She explains what you shouldn't do to him if you don't want to end up roasted by his powers. She shows some clips of what happens if you do and the bad results. It's featured in the Special Features on the DVD.

The Top Five
Here are the five things you should be cautious about.

#5: Messing With Him
You should never mess with Triton about how he looks, how he behaves, and how annoying you think he is.

#4: His Guitar Playing
If you even dare to tease him about his guitar-playing, don't say no one warned you when you end up in the hospital.

#3: Playing Pranks
Never play an embarassing prank on him, or at least if doing it on someone else, make sure he stays away from your prank trap, and SpongeBob learned that the hard way when he wanted to get back at Jeron and accidently made Triton the victim of his clam prank.

#2: The Cage
Triton's greatest fear of all time is the cage he was kept in by Neptune, and mentioning that in public will leave you running for your life.

#1: His Family
Triton loves his family with all his heart, especially his father, and if you take them away because you're an evil sea serpent who greedily wanted his powers, well, you might as well kiss your dream of becoming king of the sea goodbye.