Frequent Family Fortune! (Patties to Pennies - US Release)

Frequent Family Fortune is a fanon SpongeBob short made by his submission to the the second Annual Episode Competition (#Annualepcompetition2).

Summary
GrandPappy Krabs returns as he wants Mr.Krabs! SEE as the two members of the Krabs family remember a time that old pirate stories were all the rage! HEAR as the Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones battle against the Krabs crew to get a lost secret treasure and FEEL as the pirate vibe turns Mr.Krabs out of the Krusty Krab restaurant! Only in this episode!

Transcript
[A normal day at the Krusty Krab except SpongeBob is off and Squidward is chained to serve or he is fired. A small noise can be heard in the distance and then... BANG! CRASH! A ship crashes into the Krusty Krab smashing to some tables and chairs. The ship horn blows as Mr.Krabs hurries out of the managers room]

Mr.Krabs: What in blazes was that!

[Another crustean drops down from the centre of the ship to the Krusty Krab floor]

Mr.Krabs: Grandpappy Krabs? What you doing here?

Grandpappy Krabs: Ahoy there, my curseful grandson, I need ye!

Mr.Krabs: What for and what do you mean by curseful? [Grandpappy Krabs drops a two pence coin (quarter) as Mr.Krabs hurries along to get it.]

Grandpappy Krabs: Come along, Grandson! [Mr.Krabs jumps onto Grandpappy Krab's ship]

Squidward: Mr.Krabs! I'm still chained up!

[Mr.Krabs is too far away to hear and Squidward leaves, he was never chained up that hard. In the seas, Mr.Krabs is standing beside Grandpappy Krabs]

Mr.Krabs: So Grandpappy, how have you been?

Grandpappy Krabs: Trying to be the stuff of legends.

Mr.Krabs: Right.

Grandpappy Krabs: Adventures aren't really the same as family, ye know that.

Mr.Krabs: I know, so what kind of treasure are we looking at?

Grandpappy Krabs: A lost treasure, called the Operational. It's been lost since '46 and it was to grant anyone their hearts content.

Mr.Krabs: So, why did you need me?