Patrick Gets a Haircut

Patrick Gets a Haircut is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into a barbershop and sits down on a stool.)

Patrick: Give me your finest shave, sir.

Barber: I can't.

Patrick: Why not?

Barber: Because you don't have hair.

Patrick: Yes, I do!

(Patrick raises an arm to reveal a large patch of hair underneath it. The barber faints from the smell of Patrick's armpit.)

Patrick: How unprofessional!

(The patch of hair turns around to reveal that it's actually a sea otter.)

Sea otter: Hey! Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep here!

(What a twist!)