Halloween, Part One

Synopsis
SpongeBob and Patrick go to a Halloween party!

Transcript
(Episode opens with spooky music as SpongeBob gets his mustachioed pistachio costume on)

SpongeBob: I hope they like it!

Patrick: I bet they will, the party’s gonna be fun!

SpongeBob: Wait Patrick, you’re going?

Patrick: Yeah, I rejoined boating school.

SpongeBob: Then get a costume on!

(Patrick pulls up a giant pair of overalls)

Patrick: All done, let’s go.

(SpongeBob and Patrick walk to Mrs. Puff’s Boating School)

Mrs. Puff: Hello boys, ready to party?

Patrick: YEAH!

Mrs. Puff: Well first we’re going to judge the costumes.

Howard: I’m a school shooter. I don’t even have to wear anything.

Mrs. Puff: DETENTION FOR YOU HOWARD!

Howard: Shit.

SpongeBob: Hey Mrs. Puff, how do I compare?

Mrs. Puff: You lose. Patrick, you also lose.

Patrick: Nooooo.

Mrs. Puff: Angie, you win! Best zombie costume ever!

Angie: How do you know it’s a costume?

Mrs. Puff: Let me break out some party food, everyone stay right here!

(Mrs. Puff walks away and Angie bites somebody)

Person: Angie? The hell?!

Angie: I’LL FECKING FRCK YE LITLE BITCHES!

(Angie goes on a rampage and Mrs. Puff renters the room)

Mrs. Puff: ANGIE! NOT AGAIN!

SpongeBob: Hey Mrs. Puff, why did you bring condoms into the class?

Mrs. Puff: Eh. It’s a party and a bunch of millennials.

Patrick: Give me one of those.

(An hour passes by and a montage of the condoms disappearing plays; party ends)

Mrs. Puff: Thank all of you for coming, can’t wait until next year!

Patrick: Can I get cash?

Mrs. Puff: Go away.

SpongeBob: Well Patrick, now it’s time to go trick or treating!

Patrick: Oh boy!

(SpongeBob and Patrick run up to a house and knock on the door)

SpongeBob: Trick or treat!

Old Guy: YOU’RE TOO OLD YO BE TRICK OR TREATING!

Patrick: He is right.

SpongeBob: Hey want to go disturb the dead?

Patrick: DO I EVER!

(SpongeBob and Patrick go to a graveyard and start dancing)

SpongeBob: Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Patrick: Let’s BOOGIE!

(Patrick plays “Stayin Alive”)

Patrick: Hoo hoo!

(A skeleton rises from the ground followed by The Flying Dutchman)

The Flying Dutchman: Halloween already? Well boys, you’re coming with me to haunt some strangers!

SpongeBob: Yay!

(Episode ends)