SpongeBob, Angry Birds, and Rugrats Crossover!

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Red Bird
 * Black Bird
 * Blue Bird
 * White Bird
 * Pigs (Debut)
 * Queen Pig (Debut)
 * Man in Shower (Debut)
 * Sheldon J. Plankton
 * Tommy Pickles(Debut)
 * Chuckie Finster (Debut)
 * Phil DeVille (Debut)
 * Lil DeVille (Debut)
 * Angelica Pickles (Debut)
 * Dil Pickles(Debut)
 * Kimi Finster (Debut)
 * Didi Pickles (Debut)
 * Stu Pickles (Debut)
 * Charles Finster (Debut)
 * Kira Finster(Debut)
 * Howard DeVille(Debut)
 * Betty DeVille(Debut)
 * Drew Pickles (Debut)
 * Charlotte Pickles(Debut)

Transcript

 * Red Bird: (looking through a telescope) Okay, we have visual of the pigs. But how do we get our egg back?
 * SpongeBob: Wait! I have a game on my phone that has you guys on it. It tells you how to get the egg back. It says you use a slingshot to shoot yourselves at the pigs and then when they are dead, take the eggs!
 * Black Bird: He might be on to something. Let's make a slingshot!
 * (theme song plays)
 * Blue Bird: Okay, we're done. Let's shoot! (slingshot shoots)
 * Pigs: Uh-Oh. (explosion)
 * White Bird: We did it!
 * SpongeBob: Thank Neptune that's over. (Queen Pig appears) Okay, it's not over.
 * Queen Pig: You are right. And I am the most powerful. I cannot be vanquished.
 * SpongeBob: I am on Level 78 on Angry Birds and I have killed hundreds of you.
 * Queen Pig: Play Level 79.
 * SpongeBob: (plays Level 79 and fails every time) Oh no. You are...UNBEATABLE!
 * Queen Pig: Ha! I told you. I cannot be vanquished. But the only thing that could defeat me is a rotten egg. And where would you simpletons actually find one? Oh, that's right. Nowhere! Ha ha ha!
 * Black Bird: We can find one. Right Sponge?
 * SpongeBob: Right. (They look through forests, igloos, and even bathrooms)
 * Man in Shower: Aaah! Don't look at me! Wait, I am talking to a sponge and birds. They can't talk.
 * SpongeBob: Umm... Sir?
 * Man: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * SpongeBob: He seems busy. (they continue looking until they find Plankton)
 * Plankton: Ha! Now you will see what it is like to be small like me! (Plankton shrinks SpongeBob and the birds until they get lost in a rug)
 * SpongeBob: Where are we? And how do we find that rotten egg?
 * Voice: Hello? Anybody here?
 * SpongeBob: Hey, I recognize that voice. It's...Tommy Pickles! (Tommy comes out from some of the rug sticks)
 * Tommy: Yep.
 * SpongeBob: Tommy Pickles! Chuckie Finster! Everyone! Wait, I thought you couldn't talk to adults.
 * Lil: We mean 'dults over fourdy. Your 20-Sumpin'.
 * SpongeBob: So when I'm 40, I won't understand you anymore?
 * Lil: No. We'll be old enough for eveyone to hear us then!
 * SpongeBob: How're we supposed to get out of here, guys? I need a rotten egg!
 * Chuckie: What's a rodden egg?
 * SpongeBob: Have you ever heard of eggs?
 * Babies: Yep.
 * SpongeBob: Well these ones are stinky and you can't eat them.
 * Babies: Blech!
 * SpongeBob: If I get the egg then I can defeat this pig that wants to kill me. So let's go find Plankton!
 * Babies: Ya!
 * Tommy: Wait, who's Plankton?
 * SpongeBob: (Sigh, Bubble Transition)
 * Stu: Where are the kids?
 * Didi: How should I know? I was at the market the whole time!
 * Howard: Phil?
 * Betty: Lil?
 * Chaz: Where did Chuckie go? It's bath time!
 * Betty: It's all your fault, Stu!
 * Stu: Hey I-
 * Chaz: I need my Chuckie!
 * Kira: And Kimi!
 * Betty: I need Phil and Lil!
 * Didi: Look what you started! (All yelling at once)
 * Charlotte: Hi I'm here for-Angelica? (Finds Angelica in rug) How did you get so tiny, sweetie?
 * Angelica: I was shrunk by a pea-kylops thingie and I need avege!
 * Drew: Are the others down there?
 * Angelica: Yep. And a sponge and a bucha birds!
 * Drew: Let me see. Hey. You're right!
 * SpongeBob: Help us! bring us to Bikini Bottom!
 * Stu: We need to get to Bikini Atoll. I'll get a boat.
 * Didi: I'm steering.
 * Stu: Why? Cause I sent you to a deserted island last time?
 * Didi: What do you think?
 * Stu: Yes?
 * Cut to Chum Bucket
 * Plankton: (Getting a massage by Karen) Oh yes. Oh ya. Right the-
 * SpongeBob: Plankton, please change us back! I entered a race and I won then I met these birds because I tripped over them and I rescued their egg and I shrunk thanks to you and I met these babies from a cartoon and please I just need to find a rotten egg!
 * Plankton: Hmm...Fine. Karen, get the grow ray! (Zaps SpongeBob, the birds, and the babies with big suits so they can breathe)
 * SpongeBob: Yay! (Bubble Transition) Hey Angry Birds! I found...The Rotten Egg!
 * Red Bird: Let's bring it home!
 * Later
 * SpongeBob: Almost there.
 * Queen Pig: Oh No! THE ROTTEN EGG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Blue Bird: I forgot! If the Queen Pig dies...(As his voice fades) We die with her!
 * SpongeBob: NOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOooO!!!!!!!!!!
 * A few days later...
 * SpongeBob: I miss those birds. Whadda you think Bubble Buddy?
 * Bubble Buddy: Well, I just came to town and the last time I saw you was 4 years ago when you took care of my son so, how should I know?
 * SpongeBob: Good point. (A loud swirling sound is heard)
 * King Pig: Hahahahahaahahaahahaahahaahaaaahahaahahahaaahahahaahahahhhahahahaahahaha!
 * SpongeBob: Whathe-
 * King Pig: It is I-
 * SpongeBob: Why do you keep saying "hyphen, hyphen, hyphen"?
 * King Pig: Oh man. King Pig!
 * SpongeBob: Oh my Neptune! I'm on my own.
 * Bubble Buddy: No you're not! I can go get Shiny and we can take this fat pig down!
 * King P: I'm not fat! I just have a droopy face!
 * Leh-tuo (That's kind of how the Narrator says "Later")
 * Shiny: (looks at KP then gets out bubble weapons. They all pop. Gets out real weapons, then he pops. SpongeBob makes a new Shiny) Thanks. What weapon can I use to actually hurt this guy? (SpongeBob gives him sharp bubbles. King Pig is defeated after a long battle including swords, bubbles in eyes, and a tea party)
 * SpongeBob: Phew. Glad that's over. What's next? A Phineas and Ferb crossover?
 * Awfully Familiar Voice: You may be RIGHT!
 * SpongeBob: Hei-hei-hei-hei-HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ!?!?!?! (Doof comes out of the shadows)