This Just In (Alternate Version)

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Mr. Krabs: Huh? What's Going On?

Martha: You should know! (Shows him a newspaper)

Mr. Krabs: I just like to mess with ya!

Martha: What?! How could you do that to such an innocent child?! You're sick and--

Mr. Krabs (sounding like Stan Marsh): Whatever, you fat bitch!

Martha: What did you say?!

Mr. Krabs: I said i have a bad itch!

Martha: Oh, so now i can safely say without interruption: How could you do that to such an innocent--

Mr. Krabs (sounding like Stan Marsh): We're always running late you ugly skank!

Martha (sounding like Ernest P. Worell): Gosh! Not again!