GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim

GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim is the 41st episode of (pat)Rick Figures.

Transcript
(The episode starts with Patrick inside a Mall, looking up, with a surprised expression. SpongeBob comes from the right side with a Fro-yo & a Snow-co.)

SpongeBob: Dude! This mall is tight! It's got everything- Fro-yo, Snow-co, No-bros...

(Shows Plankton who appears to be inside the mall.)

Plankton: (Looks behind) Hmm?

Patrick: Duuude! They even got the NEW GTA! (Red runs left)

SpongeBob: Oh, sick. Hey, that game has everything! (Follows Red while dropping his Fro-yo & Snow-co.) Even Fro-yo!

(Shows a video game arcade cabinet, called "GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim", with 2 controllers. The game screen shows a giant robot beating up a giant monster.)

Blue: Oh, it's co-op. (Both Red & Blue grab a controller) We gotta work together to pilot the fucking... (looks down) Mech!

(The word WELCOME is seen on the game screen with flames on the background.)

Game: Welcome to GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim. You must work together (Shows 2 brains merging into 1 green brain) to pilot in the fucking Mech. (Shows the robot)

(2 bowl-shaped machines appears on top of them, slowly going towards their head.)

Patrick: (gasps) My head's got a condom.

SpongeBob: I hate this already.

Game: Mission 1, Bikini Bottom, BIIITCH!

(The game screen shows the giant robot getting activated, while screams are heard from the city.)

SpongeBob: Woah! This is cool!

Patrick: Uuugh, these graphics suck.

(The robot is now shown from a closer viewpoint with epic music in the background. Meanwhile, people are screaming on the streets & it shows a group of persons, including a woman with a baby, looking up with shocked expressions.)

Game: Kaiju approaching!

(It returns to the game screen, where it shows a giant raccoon going towards the robot. Suddenly, the epic music comes back and it now shows The ??? walking in the city.)

???: Konnichiwa!

SpongeBob: Ok! Come on, dude. We got to work together.

Patrick: Way ahead of you.

(The robot starts getting his right leg up, but then immediately falls & crashes.)

SpongeBob: What the hell was that?!

Patrick: I was trying to kick him in the nuts!

Game: (Beeping noise) Out of Sync. Connecting Brains.

SpongeBob: What? No! I don't wanna know (Closes up to Red's head) WHAT'S IN THERE!!

(The screen enters Patrick's mind, being completely white, with the sound of cold wind heard in the background. The Auto-Tuned Seabee then appears flying.)

Auto-Tuned Seabee: I'm all aloooone...

(The screen goes back to Patrick & SpongeBob, with Red having a shocked expression on his face & the screen now goes inside SpongeBob's mind. It shows a very snowy place with an igloo on the left, a flag in the middle & a penguin on the right standing beside a sign pointing towards the igloo saying "Library".)

Patrick (Off-screen): Oh my god, it's so cold. (The penguin starts going left) Are you still eating Fro-yo?

SpongeBob (Off-screen): Yeah, I got a brain freeze!

Patrick (Off-screen): Let go of that Fro-yo, bro!

(zooms out to Red & Blue again)

SpongeBob: (sighs) I'll do it! FOR MY FAMILY! (crushes his Fro-yo)

(shows SpongeBob's dadsitting in the giant robot's hand)

SpongeBob's dad: It's not everyday you get to sit in a hand.

(The robot's hand squishes SpongeBob's dad, killing him)

Game: (beeping noise) Brains synchronized. Smart move, idiots.

(Robot gets up & starts stomping back & forth, destroying the city)

???: Oh! You want to dance battrre? Very well... (Starts dancing & destroying the city)

SpongeBob: I don't think we're sychronized.

(Raccoon & the robot continue to dance and destroy the city)

Lord Puff-rettes: Oh. What a beautiful ballette recital. (giggles before getting stomped by the foot) SHIT!

(The ??? & the robot are still dancing & destroying the city as it burns)

SpongeBob: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Patrick: I'm just button mashing!

???: I... I can't keep up. Your moves are... are to fry. FOR A WHITE GUY! (blows up) ARGH!

Patrick: WHOO!

SpongeBob: We did it!

(Game bleeps)

Patrick: Not yet,we didn't!

Game: 99% destruction. 1 building remaining. (shows the mall on screen)

SpongeBob: Wait... the mall?! (Looks upward)

(The robot lifts it's foot over the mall)

Patrick: Game over man! Game over!

SpongeBob: Wait, don't do that!

(The robot stomps on the mall killing Patrick & SpongeBob before falling to the ground)

Soundtrack
SpongeBob Action Theme - Title card.

Dombummel - The mall music.

Pre-hibernation - The game.

Rescue - The game in real life.