A Squid's Tale

A Squid's Tale is the tenth episode from the new spin-off The New Adventures of the IJLSA. It aired on December 17, 2012. The previous being What Lurks Below and A New Year!.

Plot
This episode is a continuation of the previous episode, What Lurks Below. As the IJLSA were defeated, conflicts between whose fault it was drives Squidward to leave the IJLSA for U.L.T.R.A E.V.I.L..

Transcript

 * [The episode starts with Sandy, trying to fix the computer, still alternating from invisible to visible]
 * SpongeBob: [placing band aid on arm] Don't waste your time, Sandy. That thing is nothing but a hunk of junk now. A cave dweller ran it over. It's as useless as...well...as the sand out there.
 * Squidward: Don't say that! It could be of some use when Sandy fixes it.
 * Patrick: Geez, Squidward. You don't always have to have such an attitude.
 * Squidward: Attitude! I haven't had an attitude!
 * SpongeBob: Well, you have been kind of moody?
 * Squidward: You all our a bunch of bottom feeders! Without me, you guys would be nothing but [points at SpongeBob] spongecake. [to Sandy] Squirrel a'la mode. [to Patrick] Seastar on a stick. Right now, if it weren't for me, you all would have perished at the...tail of that cave dweller.
 * Patrick: No! Because of you, we got molten lava all of over our agency. Just another one of your messes that we have to clean up.
 * Squidward: What is that supposed to mean, Big Belly Bob?
 * SpongeBob: What Patrick here is trying to say is that ever since you joined, you magma has been nothing but trouble. It's gotten on the ceilings, the floorboards...
 * Sandy: [shrieks in pain] Ow!
 * SpongeBob: On Sandy's fingers.
 * Squidward: You know what! Ever since I joined, I knew I should be a solo act! And that's exactly what I should do. I'm out of here, you bottom feeders! [stomps out of IJLSA, angrily]
 * [The scene cuts to U.L.T.R.A E.V.I.L.]
 * Leader: [interrogating IJLSA leader, while he is tied down a tilted silver bed] We can do this all day and night if we have to, Leader! Now tell us, what do you know? What are their further plans? How did you find these...so called...[shine flashlight in IJLSA leader's face] heroes?
 * IJLSA Leader: I can answer only one of those questions for you, Leader.
 * Leader: And what is that?
 * IJLSA Leader: [rips out of ropes] Our further plans: to take you down.
 * [Leader and IJLSA Leader leap at each other, yet are frozen in mid-air as Squidward walks into the room, still angrily stomping]
 * Leader: [floats down and rushes toward Squidward and pins him onto the bed, quickly tying him onto the bed] Why are you here, Squid? Who sent you? Are you alone?
 * Squidward: Are you always interrogating people like this?
 * Leader: Why do you think that I am the leader of the best evil alliance ever established under the sea?
 * IJLSA Leader: Let him go. He's alone.
 * Leader: *scoffs* Fine. You're free. [pulls off ropes]
 * Squidward: *heats up head* Now you're mine. *begins to fire magma at Leader*
 * Leader: Big mistake!
 * [a flash of light occurs]
 * Squidward: *shakes head* That might have shook me, but I'm still up. [attempts to shoot magma from head but fails] What's going on? Why can't I shoot magma from my head?
 * Leader: I've taken your powers away temporarily. You don't think I was going to make you my minion without giving you the proper powers to do it, were you? The remote I have in my hand allows me to control the use of your magma, one that only I control.
 * IJLSA Leader: You evil doer. You'll never get away with this! *charges toward Leader*
 * Leader: We'll see about that.
 * [A vacuum sucks IJLSA Leader out of laboratory]
 * Leader: Now, *evilly laughs* let us get one thing correct here. Now that I have complete control over you via this remote, I can force you to do anything I please, no matter how much you may refuse.
 * Squidward: I am a highly trained member of the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances, an elite group of keened-eyed, super-efficient and elite members, taught everyday to serve the place they live in the very best way they can. You can't possibly gain mind control over...
 * Leader: *presses remote button* Take me downtown.
 * Squidward: As you command, master. [Leader hops onto Squidward's back and they make their way toward downtown Bikini Bottom]
 * [The scene cuts to IJLSA calling for Squidward]
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, are you out here? Hey, come on back, buddy. We're sorry.
 * Patrick: We'll even make you your favorite meal for you: lava coral with a side of singed fries.
 * Sandy: Squidward, are you back here? *gasps* Guys, look! [begins to hold the arm of the IJLSA Leader]
 * SpongeBob: What happened to you, sir?
 * IJLSA Leader: The Leader of U.L.T.R.A E.V.I.L. captured me. Squidward tried to fight back, yet now he's being mind controlled. I was pushed out by a large vacuum and was knocked unconscious when I landed.
 * Sandy: Where's Squidward?
 * [An explosion occurs in the downtown area]
 * Patrick: I suppose down there.
 * [The scene cuts to IJLSA in downtown Bikini Bottom, searching for Squidward]
 * SpongeBob: Do any of you see him?
 * [car slides down road, missing the IJLSA and revealing Squidward]
 * Patrick: Yes.
 * Squidward: [eyes in trance] Guys, help me. The Leader of U.L...
 * Leader: [in shadows behind building] Drat! He's going to reveal my plan! [presses button, forcing Squidward into the trance even deeper]
 * Sandy: Don't worry, Squidward. We already know the whole story. Now guys!
 * SpongeBob: On it, Sandy! [runs speedily around Squidward to where there are three of him] Hey, Squidward. You look a little tense. You need to lie down. [grabs Patrick and stretches him out to all three SpongeBobs]
 * [Patrick begins to rotate extremely fast; Patrick's body is blocking the Sun, yet the gaps between his legs and arms let in flickering sunlight]
 * Leader: Oh no. Sunlight, the only thing that can get him out of the trance!
 * Squidward: [sprays magma out of head at SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [absorbs magma and sprays back at Squidward]
 * Squidward: [growls] Will defeat SpongeBob and Patrick!
 * SpongeBob: Fight it Squidward. Go toward the sunlight. It will break you out of your trance.
 * Squidward: No! Wait a minute. Yes! Wait. No! Must...fight...trance. [strains toward sunlight and reaches it, breaking him out of the trance] Yeah, I'm free!
 * Leader: I better get out of here while the going is still good! [struggles] Why can't I move?
 * SpongeBob: I handcuffed you to a metal chain at super sonic speeds.
 * Leader: More like chain saw. [cuts out of handcuffs]
 * [Plankton appears with a helicopter over the Leader]
 * Plankton: Maybe next time, losers! [presses button and the Leader is teleported into the helicopter; flies away]
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, guys. We'll get them next time.
 * [end of episode]