Patrick Protests the Bubble Bowl

Patrick Protests the Bubble Bowl is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star: Back In Action.

Transcript
(Patrick storms into the BFL commissioner's office.)

Patrick: What's the big idea?

Commissioner: Hey, aren't you that idiot who screwed up the national anthem?

Patrick: Yes, I am, and you're the idiot who lied to us about Marine 5 performing Sweet Victory!

Commissioner: Squidward showed up, didn't he?

Patrick: That wasn't even Squidward! It was a cruddy knock-off of him!

(A Flash-animated version of Squidward in his conductor uniform is moving around stiffly in the corner of the office.)

Patrick: I'm sorry I have to do this, but you've given me no choice. I'm boycotting the next Bubble Bowl!

Commissioner: Oh, no! One of our 100 million viewers won't be tuning in next year! Whatever will I do?

Patrick: You'll do Sweet Victory right next year, with me on the drums and Sandy not on the trombone, because seeing her with a trombone still gives me nightmares!

Commissioner: I was being sarcastic! Get out of my office!

Patrick: You'll regret it! You'll all regret it!

Commissioner: I doubt it. We own a day of the week. We're untouchable.

(The commissioner's shellphone start to ring.)

Commissioner: (opens shellphone) Hello?

Caller: Hi, I represent the BFL owners, and we wanted to let you know that due to declining ratings, we've decided to fire you.

Patrick: I win!

Commissioner: Correction: The owners are untouchable. I'm dispensable.

Patrick: Wanna boycott the next Bubble Bowl with me?

Commissioner: Sure. I wasn't planning on watching it, anyway.

Patrick: Yeah! Victory is sweet!

Commissioner: I see what you did there.

Patrick: I did something?

(What a twist!)