Two Timing Pearl

Two Timing Pearl is the pilot episode of the spin-off Pearlorette. In this episode, Pearl tries to deal with having a boyfriend, Brad, while still soaking it up with SpongeBob. The next episode is A Poisoned Pearl.

Plot
Pearl is in a pickle. So far she is cheating on Brad for SpongeBob, but what she doesn't know is that Brad has a surprise for her too. What will she do and who will she befriend?

Transcript

 * Narrator: The setting starts in Brad's home. Pearl is leaving to go get something from the supermarket, or so Brad thinks. Brad doesn't know he is in for a huge treat however.
 * [scene starts wiith Pearl telling Brad she needs to pick up some eggs for a cake she is planning to make]
 * Pearl: [shouts to Brad] Honey, I need to pick up some eggs from the store. Be back in a few.
 * Brad: [shouts back] Okay, I will start cooking dinner.
 * Pearl: [in Pearl's POV] Okay, Brad doesn't know, he can't know. I love him but I also love...
 * [scene cuts to Pearl driving to unknown place, but before that, stops at a gas station for gas]
 * Pearl: [walks in the store to pay for gas; sighs; to cashier] Twenty dollars, please.
 * Sadie: Honey, I can tell something is wrong, so why don't you tell me what's troubling you so.
 * Pearl: Okay, well, let's just say there are two relationships. One is involving my current boyfriend and my current workmate. [looks confused] Who will become my boyfriend?
 * Sadie: Look, honey. I am going to be straight foward with you. I have been married to my husband for thirty eight years, [whispers to Pearl] but have been cheating on him for forty two years.
 * Pearl: [gasps] How did you pull that off?
 * Sadie: Honey, I am just that good. But that is what my heart told me to do. [looks closer at Pearl] Was it wrong? Probably, but it was what my heart told me to do, and my heart told me to try to get pregnant. [points at Pearl's heart] Do what your heart tells you to do.
 * Pearl: [looks down] You're right.
 * [scene cuts to Brad cooking dinner]
 * Brad: [holding spices over the pot] Lets add a little of this and that. And later, I will add the onions for texture. [looks at watch; gasps] What?! It's been 35 mins?! I wonder if i should call Pearl. She's has been acting strange lately. I wonder if she is pregnant. We did do that thing...[pause] Nah!!
 * [scene cuts to Brad driving to go look for Pearl at the store]
 * Brad: [driving] Where is she? [phone rings; Brad answers] Pearl, is that you?! [pause] Oh, hi Mr. Ryan. Yes, I will get the papers tomorrow when I get in. Bye. [hangs up phone; shouts] Ahh, stop light! [looks around and through an open window of a house on the corner; sees Pearl and becomes puzzled] Is that Pearl... [looks closer] Hugging someone? [pause] Wait a minute. That's that square dude from work...um...[thinks of name] SpongeBob. Why whould she lie about going to the store if she was just visiting a friend? [looks confused] Unless it's a really...good friend.
 * [scene cuts to Pearl and SpongeBob]
 * Pearl: I don't think I can do it.
 * SpongeBob: What do you mean? I thought you wanted us to be together, or was I wrong? [turns head and sees Brad upset outside, causing him to turn to Pearl to confess]
 * Pearl: [becomes angered] What I love is you. But you know that I also love him...and letting him go isn't easy.
 * SpongeBob: [looks sorry; looks at Brad and kisses Pearl in front of him] It will be okay. [laughs at Brad]
 * Pearl: [looks down] You're right. [not knowing that Brad is sitting in his car waiting for a stop light in front of the house]
 * [scene cuts to Brad in the car]
 * Brad: [shouts] Dammit! [car honks behind; shouts at car; looks out window] Shut up! Okay, if she wants to play that way, I will play back...harder. [car honks again; Brad looks out of the car window and behind] You want me to get out of this car...?! Okay then! [drives back home]
 * [scene cuts to Pearl]
 * Pearl: [looks up] Okay, well I have to go.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, well, I'll call you. [kisses Pearl's cheek]
 * Pearl: [walks out the door] See you, but don't call me because I want to tell Brad first and I feel like he knows something.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah.
 * Pearl: [starts car]
 * Pearl: [sighs]
 * [scene cuts to Brad back at the house]
 * Brad: Okay, food is almost done.
 * Pearl: [steps out of car and walks through the front door] Honey, I'm home.
 * Brad: [rushes to Pearl] Hey, where are the groceries?
 * Pearl: [looks nervous] They didn't have any eggs.
 * Brad: [starting to look angry] Really? Then why did it take you over an hour to get back?
 * Pearl: [looks even more nervous] Umm...um...um...
 * Brad: [looks angry] Save it! I saw you inside of SpongeBob's house doing your stuff!
 * Pearl: [looks at Brad] Brad, I...
 * Brad: [shouts] Stop! I refuse to play your games! You need to tell me now Pearl...now! Is it me...or him!
 * [dramatic music plays]
 * Pearl: [long pause] Him.
 * [end of episode]