Chum Ways to Die

Chum Ways to Die is a music video where SpongeBob and Patrick sing about the dangers of chum, also featuring Plankton. It is a parody of the popular internet video Dumb Ways to Die.

Lyrics
SpongeBob: Hello, Krusty Krab patrons. Today is safety week, and me and my best friend came up with this little number. Patrick: Numbers? I hate math! SpongeBob: Not those numbers, Pat. I mean a song. Patrick: I love singing!

{song begins}

''Set chum onto your hair  Feed chum to a hungry sea bear''

Eat a bucket of chum that's out of date

Use chum as your jellyfish bait

''Chum ways to die  So many chum ways to die  Chum ways to di-i-ie  So many chum ways to die!''

''Eat chum with a fork  Use chum to do electrical work  Splash a drop of chum in your eye  Eat a 2-week old moldy chum pie''

''Chum ways to die  So many chum ways to die  Chum ways to di-i-ie  So many chum ways to die!''

''Invite a chum salesman inside  Bury yourself on the beach in high tide  Eat chum when you're in outer space  Use a pile of chum as a hiding place''

''Chum ways to die  So many chum ways to die  Chum ways to di-i-ie  So many chum ways to die!''

''Keep a chum monster as a pet  Buy lots of chum on the internet  Eat a tube of chum just because  (Patrick) I wonder what this red button does''...

''Chum ways to die  So many chum ways to die  Chum ways to di-i-ie  So many chum ways to die!''

''Go near hooks and bait during fishing season  Disturb a hive of jellyfish for no good reason...  Stand in the middle of a puddle of chum  Swallow a bucket of chum in one bite  Cover yourself with boiling chum  It may not rhyme but it's quite possibly...''

''The chummiest way to die  The chummiest way to die  The chummiest way to di-i-ie  So many chum, so many chum ways to die!''

{song ends}

SpongeBob: We were gonna call it Chum-related Ways to Die, but it felt too wordy. Plankton: It's all lies and propoganda!

{Patrick pushes the red button and sparks a chum explosion}