Rock Motto

"Rock Motto" is a SpongeBob episode from Season 16, in this episode, Plankton wears a mask so he can scare SpongeBob.

Characters
SpongeBob

Plankton

Karen

Squidward

Mr.Krabs

Perch Perkins

Dr.Horse

Transcription :
[the episode starts in the Chum Bucket, Plankton is walking around]



Plankton : Grrr! When will I read the Krabby Patty's secret formula?



Karen : Actually, there's 0% of probability to win against Krabs.



Plankton : **sarcastically** Woah! That's nice of you, Karen!



Karen : You're pathetic! Just look at you! You can't even steal the formula by the way!



Plankton : That's not helping me, Karen... [plankton gets an idea] Wait, Karen! I have an idea and this time it's going to be a really special plan!



[the camera cuts to Patrick's rock, the rock opens with Patrick on it]



Patrick : Mmh... What if I become friend with Plank-throne?



<p lang="en-US">[Patrick takes himself out of the rock and goes to the Chum Bucket]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Hey! I've never visited Plank-throne's house before! Maybe if I go back to my rock and roll back in front of this door... Yeah! That's a good idea! [goes back to his house and goes back to the Chum Bucket by rolling] Yeah! This time I can enter into Plank-throne's house! [enter's the CB]

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Hey! Who are you fatty?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I'm Patrick Star!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Patrick?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Yes! I am Patrick!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Patrick!? I know you! You were my friend! But what happened to your wife? I thought you were still married!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Uh... She... [lies] She bloated up like fffsshhhh! [imitates bloating with his hands] Kaboom! She exploded! The end.

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Is that a joke?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Uh... No! I just don't know what to say about it! And I also like mustard!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : What are you even talking about?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I'm also the one who gave Mr.Krabs the idea of scaring you!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : With a whale?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : With a whale!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : [throws Patrick out of the Chum Bucket] Go away! Patrick! I thought you were my friend! [closes the door] Why did Patrick betray me? I thought he was my only friend!

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<p lang="en-US">Karen : Did you know the Patrick you're talking about is a Plankton?

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Okay, okay! Forget it, let's go back to the plan! And I already know what to do first! [laughs maniacally]

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is taking his lunch]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Mmh... Mh... That's so delicious!

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<p lang="en-US">[Patrick is outside the pineapple house and he's right next to it]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Hello! Pineapple! I'm going to eat you! [eats a piece of the pineapple house and enters in it] Hi! SpongeBob!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Patrick! Why did you break into that wall?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I'm sorry SpongeBob! But your house is soooo delicious!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : If you're so hungry, why won't you try the... Patrick-snacks? [he shows a box with “Patrick-Snacks!” Written on it, and there's also Patrick having his tongue out of his mouth and bowl of snacks drawn on it, then, the camera makes a close-up on the box]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [starts barking]

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<p lang="en-US">Spongebob : Here it is! [takes a bowl and puts the Patrick-Snacks in it, Patrick starts to eat the food]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Moo!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Oh my gosh! It's time to go to work! [runs away, when he reach the intersection between the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket, SpongeBob sees a little thing on the ground] Hey! Don't stay on the road my little fella! It's very dange... [sees the horrible face, and also, it is Plankton] AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! [runs away to the Krusty Krab] Captain! Captain! There's an evil monster on the road! He wants to eat me!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Slow down me boyo! Nothing wrong is happening! And I'm sure this monster isn't here for you!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : But Mr.Krabs!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : What's wrong?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : He's green!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Oooh! I'm green so I'm scary! Oooohh!! Go back to work Mr.fryerpants!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Okay... [goes to the kitchen, he sees Plankton with his horrible face] DAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Plankton! [goes back to his house] [inhales heavily] I hope this thing didn't follow me! [sits on his couch and turns on the TV, the camera shows the city in fire]

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<p lang="en-US">Perch Perkins : It's a catastrophic catastrophe! A big green creature is destroying the city and... [the giant Plankton takes the microphone]

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Listen SpongeBob, if you don't let me eat you, I will catch you!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [melts down]

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<p lang="en-US">Gary : Meow.

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : DAAAAHHHHH!!!! Oh Gary! It's you! I thought it was the big Plankton! I hope Patrick isn't visiting the city.

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to Patrick visiting the city with a sand-made caddy, he sees a building burning with fire]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Woah! Who put such decorations! Fire! Oh! Very original! [continues until he sees the supermarket set in fire] Oh my gosh! The doors are green! Who did this?! Who put green doors instead of blue doors!? There is nothing worse than doors that have different colors from the one before that have colors exactly the same as all the others in the city! [he goes into the supermarket to buy some Patrick-Snacks, he sees Plankton] Hi Plankton!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Oh, hi Patrick! I thought you hated me!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I love Patrick-Snacks! [puts the Patrick-Snacks into his caddy] And I also forgot one thing! I'll tell your super mega secret plan to SpongeBob! [takes random phone and calls SpongeBob with it] Hi, SpongeBob!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Patrick? Do you know a big green monster is destroying the city?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I don't know, I see nothing wrong with the city! And also, I'm going to tell you Plankton's super mega secret!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : No! No! Silence!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Okay! I'll also tell him that I was buying Patrick-Snacks! SpongeBob, do you know that Plankton wears a mask to scare you?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [laughs] You serious?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Yes! I am! And his costume is so stupid! Just look at it!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [looks at Plankton's mask, he reacts with a big laugh] I guess you're right! He's so stupid! Dahahahahaah!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : You puny mortal! You must be... DESTROYED!!!! [starts to destroy everything]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Okay! Good destruction! [walks away]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Jeez, I thought this monster was danger... Uh... Wait... No, no no no no he's dangerous... Uh... He's scary and stupid! He's scary and stupid! Scary, stupid! Scary! Stupid!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : [breaks through the wall] SpongeBob... SpongeBob!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : AaaAAHHHHHH

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Oooh! I'm so scary! Ohhooo! [approaches SpongeBob]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [appears out of nowhere] What are you doing me boy! You should go to work! [gives spatula]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Mr.Krabs, if you rotate at 90° degrees, you'll see what's going on.

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [turns back]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : No! Not this side Krabs! [points at Plankton] This side!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [turns on Plankton] Ooh! I'm so scared! You're pathetic Plankton! Stop playing! Oh, no no no no... Forget it! [takes SpongeBob with him] Let's go SpongeBob!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is frying Krabby Patties]

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : Yipee... Yeah...

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : What's wrong Squidward? You're completely, [whispers] unhappy.

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<p lang="en-US">Fish : One Krabby Patty please!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : No.

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Are you serious? You're supposed to work! Not to make me bankrupt!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : I surrender.

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<p lang="en-US">Fish : I said... A Krabby Patty please!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [Pushes Squidward and takes his place] May I take your command?

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<p lang="en-US">[Plankton appears out of nowhere]

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : I'm back Krabs! Give me the formula or me + Krusty Krab divided by formula = Uh... Uh...

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : AHAHAHAH!!! Look at him! Ohohoho! I'm so sca, sca, sca, scared! Owowowowow! I'm so sad! Bohohohoo! SpongeBob!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I'm here Mister... [sees Plankton's horrible mask] Oh my gosh... That's... THE MONSTER!!! [runs away]

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<p lang="en-US">Fish : When will you fry the Krabby Patties you pesky squid!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : I'm on the ground.

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [enters the Krusty Krab and squishes Plankton] Hi Krabs!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : May I take your command?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : I want a Nasty Patty.

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Are you sure?

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : And I also want alternative speleology!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [goes back] Ew! What did you say, Patrick?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Pff. That's a thing for big people.

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Nah! Forget it! I'm going to prepare Krabby Patties! [prepares Krabby Patties, he flips them up again, and again, and again]

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<p lang="en-US">[one hour later, Spongebob didn't finish his Krabby Patties and everyone has a beard]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [opens the door] SpongeBob! When will you finish preparing those patties?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I thought you told me to flip up those patties!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : I've never said that! Go back to work!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : But I'm already at work!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : [takes the patty and puts it in a bun between other foods, he gives the Krabby Patty to Patrick] Take it.

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Okay! Anyways, here's my one billion dollars! [hands up on billion dollars]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Where do all this money come from?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [leaves the kitchen] I don't know Mr.Krabs, but there are people who... [sees Plankton] AAAAHHHHH!!!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to SpongeBob being scared of Plankton in multiple places, he ends up running away from him]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : [the camera cuts to a therapist's room] And that's how Plankton scared me. I don't know how I can be scared that fast! But that was HORRIBLE!

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Calm down kid! Wanna a banana? [hands up banana]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Oh, yes! [takes the banana and eats it] Mmh! Delicious! [talks while eating, the banana is spitted up on Dr.Horse's face] And Plankton also tried got banned from school when he was little.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Are you sure?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : No.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Tell me, how will you handle all of this?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I like bananas.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : No! Not that! I'm just asking you a question!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Mr.Krabs told me he loves money.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Okay... You're going too far! I don't want you anymore in my room.

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Okay! Thank you for helping me sir! [shows up to Patrick's house, he knocks it]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [appears out of nowhere, sucking his hand] Hi SpongeBob! I see you're back!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Yes, I am! I'm finally free from this little... [Plankton appears] DAAAHHH!!!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : I'm here too! [he also has a creepy face] Ooh! I'm so scary! Ohohohoho!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Ooh! I'm so scared! I'm going to eat you!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : I have enough! I get it! We are making jokes! But I'm sure none of these works!

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Krabs!? To whom are you talking to?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : To the audience!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Audience?!

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<p lang="en-US">Squidward : [appears with a camera] Yes, we were filming Plankton's “great” plan to destroy you! All of this is fiction, he isn't trying to kill you!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Ooh! Dahahahahaha! I get it! It's a joke!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : No! We're serious! It's really a movie! And besides, you're supposed to act too! Just look at the storyboard! You weren't supposed to stay in your house! You were supposed to be in the city! [shows the storyboard]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : Oh... I think you've gone too far, can we punish Plankton for that?

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<p lang="en-US">Plankton : Oh! Please! [takes off mask] That was Mr.Krabs' idea! And for your punishment! I'm going to rip atoms' branches! [uses a microscope and sort of machine to separate two atoms, it ends up in a gigantic explosion, but everyone is intact]

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : Plankton! It's just a movie!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Which type? Alternative speleology or... Thing?

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : You need to go to the therapist.

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Okay! [goes to the therapist] Hi! Psychologist!

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : I hope you're not as stupid as that another little square!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Yeah! You're right! So... uh...

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<p lang="en-US">[flashback of Patrick eating Patrick-Snacks]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Hey Gary!

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<p lang="en-US">Gary : Meow!

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Wanna Patrick-Snacks? They're really good!

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<p lang="en-US">Gary : Meow!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts back to the therapist's office]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Done.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : That's it?

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Yes! Goodbye! [walks away]

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Never jump out of the window kids! Even if I don't know to whom am Im talkingm tom!

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<p lang="en-US">Mr.Krabs : We should wait one minute before the episode ends!

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<p lang="en-US">[the gang is waiting for some seconds]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I'm bored. [goes back to his pineapple house] [talks to the fourth wall] Even though I'm talking to nobody, you should know that the episode will end earlier because we haven't any joke to fill up the Eleven minutes!

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts again to the therapist's room]

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : So, what was wrong with you?

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I also crushed Plankton and we mocked him, he was sad and he stopped stealing the formula.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Poor little boy. [tells a secret to the audience] This is the title for an episode!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : What?

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : No! No! Nothing! I won't tell you about that or you will be very heartbrokened!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : I wonder if your words are correct sir.

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : [enters, he's walking on the ceiling] Hi people!

<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : What are you doing on the ceiling?

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<p lang="en-US">[the building starts to melt down, Dr.Horse doesn't notice anything and Patrick thinks it's not dangerous]

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<p lang="en-US">Patrick : Everything is fine!

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : AAAAAHHHH!!! [goes to the door, but the melting bolcked the way to the exit, he jumps out of the windown]

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<p lang="en-US">[the camera cuts to the same room, but everything is intact, Patrick isn't here and SpongeBob is still sitting on the couch]

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : And that's how my dream happened.

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Mmh... It wasn't a dream.

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : W... What?!

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : Plankton really scared you and I also crushed him with the mount Everest, he said “ouch!” and “stop it!” and nothing else.

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<p lang="en-US">SpongeBob : And how did you do that? And also, thank you!

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<p lang="en-US">Dr.Horse : I'm Patrick 2.0 because I'm too lazy to explain. [eats a carrot]

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<p lang="en-US">The end