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<< Evicted! Season One

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Squidward: So it was a 3 - 1 vote.

Fluffward: Oh no.

Squidward: Squidina, you have been evicted.

Squidina: Drat!

Voice: Well six left.

(Squidina walks out onto the stage and sees everybody who’s been evicted)

Voice: So now for your next challenge. You will all be performing dives off of a diving board into a pool. Whoever has the best dive according to the robot which I sent in once again wins.

Robot: Impress me. SpongeBob is up first.

SpongeBob: Oh boy!

(SpongeBob jumps off the diving board and soaks up half the pool water)

Robot: Eh I’ll give it a 4/11. Next up is Squidward!

Squidward: I’m sure you’re going to love my dive.

(Squidward performs an epic dance dive, and hits the water hard)

Robot: That was decent. I’ll give you a 6/11 for trying. Anyways, next up is LightBob!

LightBob: Do you trust me enough to land in front of you without a splash?

Robot: No.

(LightBob does it anyways and soaks the robot)

Robot: 0/11. Fluffward is next!

(Fluffward jumps poorly)

Robot: Fluffward! You failed! 2/11!

LightBob: Wait I failed and got two less points!

Fluffward: You soaked the judge.

Robot: That is true. He did soak me and made me sad. Anyways, Joe is next.

Joe: My training as a diver will help me!

Squidward: Wait diver?

Joe: Yep.

Squidward: Aren’t you super old though?

Joe: Yeah. Hopefully this won’t kill me!

(Joe spiral dives into the water and the robot claps)

Robot: Bravo! 11/11! Finally, last but not least we have Maja.

Maja: Yep. That’s right.

(Maja dives)

Robot: Okay I’m going to give you a 10/11 since that was pretty good.

Joe: Which means I win?

Voice: (robot disintegrates) which means you win.

Joe: Yay, top five!

Voice: Yep. Now let’s go nominate some suckers.

(Camera pans back to table)

Joe: So I’m surprised nobody’s thought of this yet. For my first nomination, I’m going to nominate LightBob for being infuriating.

LightBob: Hey!

Voice: It’s true.

LightBob: HEY!

Joe: For my second nomination I’m going to nominate Fluffward, just so that I can finally break their duo.

Fluffward: Well LightBob, we’ve hit the end of the road.

Joe: You know it.

Voice: And you guys know what’s going down. Voting ends tomorrow at 8:15!

Who finally goes? Fluffward LightBob