The Cold

The Cold is the third episode of the first season of Patrick's Shorts. In this episode, Patrick gets a cold.

Story
I'm Patrick

I'm Patrick

I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

''And I like... uh, I don't know what I like''

Patrick woke up, but there was something different about him. He wasn't just lazy, he was as pale as a starfish could get and sniffing, trying to get the snot out of his nose, despite the fact that the bathroom had some tissue in it and was also directly to Patrick's left.

"What's wrong with me today?" he asked himself, he did think it was food poisoning for a split second, because of how much he'd eaten at the buffet last night. He fell out of bed and dragged himself over to the mirror. Because of how pale his skin was, Patrick thought that he was looking at a different person and ran around the room for 15 seconds, before getting tired and falling asleep.

After five hours, Patrick picked himself up, but fell down again due to his own stupidity. He forgot how to stand.

I'm Patrick

I'm Patrick

I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

''And I like... uh, I don't know what I like''