Patrick's Fan Mail (24)

Patrick's Fan Mail #24 is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star: Back In Action.

Transcript
(A letter slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)

Dear Patrick,

Did you become infected with IQ2U?

-Bingbang32, St. Canard, California

Patrick: (coughs) What's IQ2U?

(One of Patrick's eyeballs fall out.)

Patrick: Whatever it is, I might be infected with it.

(Patrick goes to Dr. Forrest's office.)

Dr. Forrest: Oh, no. It's you again.

Patrick: What's up, doc? Get it? It's from Mickey Mouse.

Dr. Forrest: No, it isn't. What do you want?

Patrick: I'm sick, and I think it's IQ2U.

Dr. Forrest: IQ2U? What makes you think that?

Patrick: Bingbang32 from St. Canard, California told me!

Dr. Forrest: I don't know what any of that means, but I'll take a look at you to see what you really have.

(Dr. Forrest puts a thermometer in Patrick's mouse, and the thermometer gets so hot that it explodes.)

Dr. Forrest: Yeah, you have IQ2U.

Patrick: Is it fatal?

Dr. Forrest: Nah, you just have to rest it off for a a couple of days.

Patrick: Resting is what I do best!

Dr. Forrest: Great. Now give me a rest by getting out of here.

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)