Boot Camp

Boot Camp is the third SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show short.

Plot
What will happen when Pearl unknowingly signs up for boot camp?

Transcript

 * Setting: Mr. Krabs's House


 * Pearl: Boring. [Changes channel] Boring. [Changes channel] Boring. [Changes channel]


 * TV Announcer: -boot camp-


 * Pearl: Boring. [Changes channel] Wait a minute! [Returns to the previous channel] Did he just say boot camp?


 * TV Announcer: That's right! Boot camp!


 * Pearl: Daddy! Did you hear that?! An entire camp to learn about the latest foot fashion!


 * It's totally coral!


 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know Pearl. We don't have that kind of money.


 * TV Announcer: Is your wallet empty? No worries! It's free!


 * Mr. Krabs: Free?!


 * Pearl: What do you say dad?


 * Mr. Krabs: Well...


 * Setting: Boot Camp


 * Sargent Nancy: Listen up ladies! The next five weeks you will experience the most physical labor that you will ever encounter!


 * Pearl: [Giggles] Ooh! I wonder what "physical labor" is code name for.


 * Sargent Nancy: Did you say something cadet?! When I'm talking your mouth is shut! Do you understand?!


 * Pearl: Yes mam!


 * Sargent Nancy: Good. Now I'm going to give you your uniforms, and you are going to treat them with respect and honor! Do you understand?


 * [Everyone shouts "Yes mam!" in reply]


 * Sargent Nancy: I can't hear you!


 * [Everyone shouts "Yes mam!" even louder]


 * Sargent Nancy: Good. [Hands out uniforms]


 * Pearl: Camouflage? This is so last season. [Shoves her uniform away]


 * Sargent Nancy: Do you have a problem with your uniform cadet?!


 * Pearl: No mam!


 * Setting: Training Grounds


 * Sargent Nancy: Your first task is to climb this wall!


 * Pearl: Piece of cake!


 * Sargent Nancy: Which is one hundred seventy-five feet high!


 * Pearl: [Gulps]


 * Sargent Nancy: Begin!


 * [Everyone takes turns attempting to climb the wall, and begin falling off one at a time.]


 * Pearl: Wow. This line sure is moving fast. [Realizes that she is now at the front of the line.]


 * Pearl: [Prepares to climb the wall] It's now or never! [Slowly moves towards the wall]


 * Setting: Emergency Room


 * Pearl: [Groans while covered in body cast]


 * Mr. Krabs: Pearl?


 * Pearl: Yes dad?


 * Mr. Krabs: Because of all your effort you put into climbing that wall... I decided to get you these boots. [Pulls pair of boots out of back pocket.]


 * Pearl: [Groans again]

The End