Patrick's Fan Mail (22)

Patrick's Fan Mail #22 is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star: Back In Action.

Transcript
(A letter slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)

Dear patrick

Hello I am learning how to write stories. Do you have any suggestions?

Sincerely Trophy

Patrick: Well, Sincerely Trophy, writing stories isn't hard at all! I do it all the time! For example, there was...The Ugly Barnacle, and also, there was...The Ugly Barnacle. Okay, I've only written one story, but it was a very good one!

(SpongeBob squeezes into Patrick's rock.)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, remember that story I told you, The Ugly Barnacle? Didn't that cheer you right up?

SpongeBob: No, it didn't help at all.

Patrick: Well, if you think you'd do better, how about you write a couple of stories of you own and help Sincerely Trophy write his!

SpongeBob: Maybe I will! Wait, Sincerely Trophy?

Patrick: Did you already forget I answer fan letters?

SpongeBob: Why don't I get fan letters?

Patrick: Maybe it's cause you're ugly. That reminds me of a story I once heard!

SpongeBob: Goodbye, Patrick. (leaves)

Patrick: Well, Sincerely Trophy, my only suggestion is that you keep writing, until you write something as perfect as The Ugly Barnacle, then you'll never have to write something ever again, and isn't that what writing's all about in the first place?

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)