Patrick's Fan Mail (18)

Patrick's Fan Mail #18 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick Star walks out of his rock to find a pile of letters stacked so high that it reaches the surface of the ocean.)

Patrick: Wow. That nap was longer than I thought it would be.

(A limousine stops by the pile of letters, and Monty P. Moneybags walks out of it.)

Patrick: Mr. Moneybags, I can explain!

Monty P. Moneybags: Don't bother. You're fired.

Patrick: Fired? Then who will answer all these fan letters?

Monty P. Moneybags: Patrick Star, meet Patrick Star.

(A robot resembling Patrick comes out of the limousine.)

Robot: Beep beep. Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Patrick: I'm being replaced with...that?

Monty P. Moneybags: "That" is a state-of-the-art Letter Reader 3000. LR3000, do your thang.

(The robot grabs a letter from the pile.)

Dear Patrick,

This is kind of odd.

-Patrick Star, Conch Street

Robot: Yes. It is odd. So odd that it cannot be divided by even numbers. Wah bam zoom!

Monty P. Moneybags: (laughs) He's a natural!

Patrick: I don't get it.

Monty P. Moneybags: That's because you're an idiot. Now get off of my property!

(Patrick leaves as the robot continues to grab letters from the pile and respond to them with bad jokes.)

Patrick: Don't worry, fans. I'll be back again some day, just like Patrick the Snowman, who is somehow less creepy than that robot.

Robot: Beep beep! I heard that!