Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect is the 2nd episode of the series Basket Sponge.

Plot
Squidward refuses to show up to any of the basketball practices. So LeBron decides to have a talk with Squidward to help motivate him in the future. Overly motivated, Squidward goes on a crazy-eyed, psychotic rampage of motivation.

Story
SpongeBob woke up to his alarm clock, grabbed a bowl of cereal, and ran out the door.

SpongeBob: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM REEEAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!

Squidward: Shut up, SpongeBob. It's Saturday! What are you doing up so early?

SpongeBob: Squidward! We have basketball practice today! It's our 2nd practice! Aren't you coming?

Squidward: Do you think I care about our stupid basketball team? If you idiots wanna wake up at 7 a.m. and go to a stupid gym, you can! But as for me, I don't give a BLEEP!!!

SpongeBob: Bleep? ...Squidward, did you really just bleep?

Squidward: No, that's Patrick. He bought some kind of tape recorder yesterday. Whenever he pushes the button, it makes a bleeping sound.

Patrick: Hey guys! (pushes button) Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

SpongeBob: (looks at his watch) Ah! We're late! Come on Patrick, let's get to the gym!

Patrick: Duh, why?

SpongeBob: (grabs Patrick and runs) Coach is gonna kill us! Let's go!

Squidward: Dah-ha-ha!!!! Retards!!! I'mma catch some beauty sleep! (gets in bed) Ohhhyeeeahhh, feelin' nice and sexy in here.

MEANWHILE

LeBron: Okay, is everybody here?

Larry: Just me, Krabs, and Plankton. Where's that slimy sponge, that stupid star, and that shitty squid?

LeBron: Larry!!!

Larry: What? Come on! I had a thing going on there! Everything started with s. That was rad!

LeBron: That's enough. Today, team, we're gonna work on layup drills...

SpongeBob: (busts inside) HUFF!!! PUFF!!!! We're here!!!! Sorry we're late!!!

Patrick: Duh, this isn't Waffle House.

SpongeBob: Patrick!!! I told you, this is basketball practice!!!

Patrick: Hmmm, I've never had the basketball practice, but it sounds delicious.

LeBron: (facepalm)

Patrick: Hey, you! Fat lady! Some service over here??!!!

LeBron: (being intimidating) I'm not your waitress....I'm your coach.

Patrick: Wowwww! ...I've never seen a talking couch before!

LeBron: 700 pushups.......NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: (frantically) Yes, Mr. Couch....or Mr. Sofa....whichever your prefer...

Larry: Hey, where's that shitty squid???

SpongeBob: Hey refused to show up. He said he doesn't care about the team.

LeBron: ....really? He said that?

SpongeBob: Yeah. Maybe he'll come next practice.

7 practices later

SpongeBob: .....or not.

Krabs: This is ridiculous! Our first game is pretty darn soon!! If that squid don't show up, he's fired!

LeBron: Shut up, crablegs. I'm the coach here.

Patrick: (sitting on LeBron) This is the WORST COUCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeBron: (throws Patrick off) We gotta do something about this squid.

Plankton: But what? He won't come to practice!

LeBron: Then we'll have to bring PRACTICE.....to HIM!!!!!!!

Meanwhile

Squidward: (naked in a bubble bath) Ahhhh, I've never felt sexier.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Squidward: Grrrrrr....what could SpongeBob and Patrick possibly want right now! Hmm.....I'll scare them away for good!

Squidward got out of the bath, and answered the door naked.

Squidward: SEE THIS, SpongeBob??? SCARRED FOR LIFE???? MAYBE NOW YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COME BACK.....oh....heh-heh....hey Coach LeBron.....hey everybody else on the team.....

LeBron: Squidward, I need to have a word with you.

Squidward: Sure thing....first let me throw on some clothes.....

LeBron: (grabbing Squidward) I said NOW!!!!

Squidward: Oh....okay......uh....sure....no problem

LeBron had a nice long talk with Squidward, teaching him about motivation and teamwork, and how he should care about the team, and show up to practice.

Squidward: Wow....that was the deepest, most spiritual, heart-lifting conversation I've ever had.....for the first time, it's like I feel motivated....

LeBron: That's great. Then I'll see you next practice.

Squidward: I can't wait until then. I feel motivated NOW!

LeBron: Oh, well....that's nice.

Squidward: (eyes turning red) MOTIVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeBron: You're scaring me, man.

Squidward: MOTIVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward busted out of the house, and ran naked throughout Bikini Bottom, on a psychopathic rampage on motivation.

Squidward: MOTIVATION!!!!!! I'M BLOODTHIRSTY FOR MOTIVATION!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Larry: (to LeBron) .....when is he gonna realize he's naked?

LeBron: In due time, Larry.

Patrick: (sits on LeBron) Awwwhhhyeah, that's the spot!!! This couch isn't so bad!

LeBron: (sigh)