Would Eugene Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions

Would Eugene be eligible for any staff positions is a Chronicles of Eugene short based off of that one sbfw meme that Cicicity accidentally started with his disgustingly bad sentence structure.

Story
Eugene put something on the bulletin board. It read : "Would Eugene be eligible for any staff positions?" The next day there were thousands of these other requests, most by Billy. Eugene went home and cried himself to sleep because he's an easily-offended bastard.

the end

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