Patrick Buys a Restaurant

(Patrick enters the Barg N' Mart, holding his belly)

Cashier: Are you here to order again?

Patrick: You know it, Lenny. I need me some grub. It's lunch time!

Cashier: My name's not Lenny! And I told you, this is not a restaurant. This is a store.

Patrick: A store? No way! There's got to be plenty of food in store here. I'll eat like never before!

Cashier: You better not, kid. I'll get security on you.

Patrick: Is that some type of sauce? I'd put that on the food, if I were you. (hops into a pile of bags of worm food; begins chomping away at the contents) This is scrumptious! Got to be new to the meu!

Cashier: Can this get any worse?

(Suddenly, two suited fish enter the store)

Fish 1: Excuse me, sir! Did you eat all those bags of worm food?

Cashier: Finally, some justice.

Patrick: Yep. (burps) In one sitting.

Fish 2: You know what that means. Mr. Star, you have just broken an ocean record!

Patrick: I have?

Fish 1: And the winner of the respective million dollar prize!

(the fish empty a briefcase of money onto Patrick)

Fish 2: What are you gonna do now?

Patrick: (holds up money) I'm gonna turn this storage room into a restaurant!

Cashier: What?! You can't do that! Security!

(two guards enter and lift Patrick into the air)

Guard: Get to work, Lenny!

What a twist!