Six Pack Challenge

Six Pack Challenge is the 3rd short of Season 2 of Basket Sponge.

Plot
The team competes to see who can get a six pack first.

Story
[At practice one morning, LeBron stands before his team]

LeBron: Everyone, I'm about to show you something glorious.

Patrick: Grilled cheese deluxe?

LeBron: No, look. (pulls up his shirt)

Patrick: Wow! Sexy belly button!

Larry: No, Patrick, it's a six pack!

LeBron: Indeed, check it out.

SpongeBob: That's pretty cool, Coach!

LeBron: Years of hard walk and dedication, baby!

Krabs: You don't have to brag. (pinches his fat rolls)

LeBron: In fact, I challenge you all to a challenge.

Larry: You challenge us to a cha-

LeBron: Just go with it.

Larry: ….

LeBron: The first person on the team to obtain a six pack, will become the new team captain!

SpongeBob: You made ME the team captain!

LeBron: Not anymore. You better get a six pack!

SpongeBob: Gosh dang it!

LeBron: The competion starts......not now........................NOW!

[Everyone goes their own direction]

PLANKTON'S TRAINING

Plankton: (in the Chum Bucket) Hmm....which one of these machines will magically give me a six pack....

Karen: What are you doing, dear?

Plankton: Shut up, Karen!

Karen: I'll show you. (decinigrates him with a laser beam) Hah! Betcha didn't know I could do that!

Plankton: (he is now a pile of ashes) Ouch.......

SQUIDWARD'S TRAINING

Squidward: (reading a Playboy Magazine in his bubble bath) …..................(drops his magazine in the tub) Crap dang it!

PATRICK & LEXI'S TRAINING

Lexi: Ok, the first thing we need to do is....

Patrick: (pulls out a six pack of beer) Done!

Lexi: What is that, babe?

Patrick: Imma get a good buzz off this!

Lexi: That's not the kind of six pack Coach was talking about....

Patrick: (starts chugging it)

Lexi: But it works for me! (grabs one)

LARRY'S TRAINING

Larry: (looks at his stomach) Rats! I already have an 8-pack! How am I supposed to LOSE muscle and gain a 6-pack?

[He starts pacing around the room]

Larry: I've got it! (he tries cutting it off with a knife, it doesn't work; he tries pulling it off with a crow bar, it doesn't work; he tries catching his body on fire with a match; he starts running around the room screaming)

MR. KRABS' TRAINING

Krabs: (shirtless, looks in the mirror) I've got too much fat to lose.....screw it.

SpongeBob'S TRAINING

SpongeBob: (does 872,000 situps; does 963,000 squats; does 700,000,0000 crunches) YES! I finally have a six pack! …...atleast, I would. But I'm a sponge.....and sponges can't get six packs....

[The next day, at practice]

LeBron: So, team, how'd the six pack challenge go?

[Everyone moans and falls over]

Gary: Mowww!!!!! (stands up, shows a giant six pack)

LeBron: Well! Looks like our mascot is now our team captain!

SpongeBob: Hey, has anybody seen Squidward?

[Scene cuts to Squidward sitting in his bubble bath playing his clarinet]

Squidward: (drops his clarinet in the tub) Dang it!