Battle of the Squids (Transcript)

Narrator: Ahhh it is a beautiful morning in Bikini Bottom and we see Squidward watching TV.

Squaidward: I wonder what is on the news.

News Reporter: Now the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom is Squilliam Fancyson's house.

Squidward: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!

(Squidward dials a phone number)

Squilliam: Hello?

Squidward: Lets battle. The winner is the one that has the fanciest house.

Squilliam: Do you really think you can beat me?

Squidward: Yes.

(Squidward makes an elevator and fountain that does not have water. Instead it has juice and tells him what he did)

Squilliam: I am coming to see your house.

Squidward: AAAAAA what do I do?

(SpongeBob and Patrick get in to Squidward's house)

Squidward: Oh no.

Patrick: Touching stuff, touching stuff.

SpongeBob: me too, me too.

Squidward: Go home! Squilliam is coming in 5 minutes.

(SpongeBob and Patrick did not hear him)

(The phone rings)

Squidward: Hello?

Squilliam: I am bringing the news over.

Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(SpongeBob and Patrick do something but we can't see them because they are making smoke when they do what ever they are doing)

Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Squilliam comes but his eyes are closed)

News Reporter: T-this is the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom.

Squilliam and Squidward: What?

Squidward: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!

Squilliam: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

(SpongeBob and Patrick made the house look like some rich guy's house)

Squilliam: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

SpongeBob and Patrick: If the house does not have anything fancy we make everything. And in reverse.

Squidward: If Squilliams house has everythng fancy then... Go help Squilliam with his house.

SpongeBob and Patrick: OK!

Squilliam: Really, OK then lets go.

Squidward: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END written by Fupo in the old days.