Oopla-Doopla

(Continuing from the last episode, Hoopla is walking toward camp central. It’s 11:59.59.999 PM, and he seems really excited… maybe not in a good way.)

Hoopla: (scared) Hoopla?

???: MUHAHAAHAHA! YOU’RE HERE!

Hoopla: For what? IS IT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?!

???: No! Now uhh… It’s time for what you came here for.

Hoopla: The play? Oh boy! Can I be Mermaid Man?

???: Ugh! Can you stop interrupting me?!

Hoopla: o k.

???: Anyway, it’s about high time I introduce myself. I am… ALPOOH!

Hoopla: Hoopla- I mean Alpooh? What kind of dumb name is that- (gets slapped in the face) ow!

Alpooh: That’s what you get for calling my name dumb!

Hoopla: But it has “poo” in it! That’s dumb!

Poopla: YOU HURT MEH FEELINGS!

Hoopla: What was that?

Alpooh: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!

Hoopla: o

Alpooh: Now then, I have some nightly assignments for you to do tonight. First, you must swab the poop deck- I mean poopla- I mean clean the entire park with this toothbrush.

Hoopla: ooh. Shiny!

Alpooh: Come on, I just used it to wipe my butt. Now, chop chop!

Hoopla: Wow I tell ya the quality of jokes in this show has really gone down low in this episode. I better rank this “Horrible” on my HFB review chart that I do for every season like everyone else.

Alpooh: GO NOW!

Hoopla: no you can’t make me

Alpooh: Alrighty then. Oopla tribe, assemble!

(Suddenly, a tribe of brown-colored hooplas appears.)

Aoopla: AOOPLA!

(Suddenly, they start doing like a worship dance)

Oopla Tribe: Oopla-Doopla, Oopla-Doopla, Doopla-de-doo, we got an Oopla for you. Oopla-Doopla, Doopla-de-doo, prepare for an attack that will surely...uh…(they try to think of a rhyme)... Kill you-pla.

Hoopla: Hey they sound like those guys from the movie Willy Wonka and the Kelpo Factory. Boy I love that movie!

Oopla Tribe: Doopla-Oopla! Oopla-Doopla! We don’t give a poopla!

Poopla: I HEARD THAT!

Oopla Tribe: We don’t give a flying oopla!

Hoopla: That doesn’t make sense.

Ooopla: o….pla.

Hoopla: Fine, I’ll do my dang chore. But give me something that isn’t some poopy toothbrush.

Alpooh: Fine… (give Hoopla a mop) Use this. I’ll be back in an hour. By then the whole park should be squeaky clean. Until then, ALPOOH! (walks away)

Hoopla: Sheesh. What a horrible park.

Alpooh: Hey thanks for that idea! (continues to walk)

(All Star plays while Hoopla tries to clean the whole park in an hour. After an hour, he’s only cleaned up a millimeter of the entire park.)

Alpooh: I’m back. ALPOOH IS BACK! Now, let’s see if you cleaned the entire park or not. Well that’s funny. You’ve only done AN ENTIRE MILLIMETER OF THE ENTIRE PARK!

Hoopla: o no

Alpooh: That’s it. Oopla tribe, assemble.. Again!

Oopla Tribe: (more tired) OooooplA!-DoooooPLA! DooooPla-DEEEE-DOO! It’s 3:00 am and we are tired. OoooooPLA!-DOOOOPLA! Doop-Da-Ho! Alpooh go take care of dis yourself! (they fall asleep)

Hoopla: 3 am? But it’s 1:00 am!

Alpooh: They’re either very tired that they have lost track of time, or they’re drunk. Wait WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?!

Oopla Tribe: Alright, we’re gonna go sleep now. Bye master…

Alpooh: NOOOOOO! MY TRIBE!

Hoopla: what is even happening right now?

Doc Brown: Some serious S**t.

Hoopla: HEY NO SWEARS! Also how are you breathing underwater?

Dco Brown: Oh yeah! (ded)

Hoopla: I think the writers are running out of ideas.

CrazySponge: We are! Ok Matchy go write something cause i have no ideas left mate.

Matchy: Ugh, fiiine.

Hoopla: HEY! NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IN MY SHOW

CrazySponge: *ahem*

(flashback)

Hoopla: Wow I tell ya the quality of jokes in this show has really gone down low in this episode. I better rank this “Horrible” on my HFB review chart that I do for every season like everyone else.

(flashforward)

Hoopla: o. Well forget about that!

Alpooh: Enough dilly-dallying. You know what, Hoopla? I’m gonna deal with you myself.

Matchy: Can I come with?

Alpooh: NO! And neither can your infinity year old friend.

CrazySponge: HEY! (its infinity plus one dude get it right)

Hoopla: But I wanna live.

Alpooh: You’ll live… possibly… (cackles)

Hoopla: o no...

Hoopla: So anyway how are we gonna fight? I hope it’s with lightsabers.

Alpooh: Screw the lightsabers! I’m epileptic.

Hoopla: Maybe this’ll help. (Pulls out his own lightsaber and flashes it in front of Alpooh’s eyes, making him faint)

Alpooh: This is even more worse than King Neptune’s bald head! (faints)

Hoopla: Now that I got to think about Neptune’s bald head, I think I’m gonna faint too. (faints)

Oopla Tribe: C’mon, Ooplas, let’s pick ‘em up. OOPLA-DOOPLA! DOOPLA-OOPLA! MOUNTAIN DEW-PLA! DOOPLA-DE-DOO!

(Ten hours later…)

Hoopla: What happened?

Alpooh: And why can I smell your pores?

Hoopla: Ew.

Alpooh: Where even are we? AHHH! We’re in the girls’ bathroom!

CrazySponge: OOH CAN I SEE?

Zoopla: (suddenly coming in) Hoopla?! Are you alright? Oh thank goodness you’re okay. We were worried sick.

Alpooh: AHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Zoopla: who. are. you.

Alpooh: uh… Gotta blast! (disappears)

Hoopla: I have no clue what just happened.

Doc Brown: I already told you! And I’m still drowning! (ded)

Hoopla: oof

Poopla (using a urinal): Poopla-poopla! Poopla-hoopla!

Hoopla: Not you again!

Poopla: Aw, poopity poop. (poops in the urinal. Zoopla and Hoopla rush out)

Boopla: Dear god.

Yoopla: Stop it you're making this episode worse.

Soopla: MY EYES!

Aoopla: What are you guys doing in the bathroom? Get back to the tribe center!

Poopla: Poopla made a poopsie-oopsie…

Aoopla: Come on, Poopla, you’re late for our morning ritual!

Poopla: But I didn’t even wipe my butt! (Aoopla makes a disgusted face as the episode ends)

CrazySponge: And that’s how you make a great episode with bad jokes, kids!

BP Crew: Great advice. Wow. You are the best!

CrazySponge: i know.

(end)