Get Rob'd

Get Rob'd is the eighth episode of SBSPFA

Transcript:
[Episode begins with SpongeBob watching Glenn Martin DDS]

SpongeBob: I did not need to see that dogs asshole. I think i’m going to bed.

[SpongeBob goes to bed]

[A man named Rob Fishson is outside his pineapple with a camera crew]

Rob: hahah! This little yellow dude is about to get Rob’d HARD!

[Rob tries to pull a prank on him, but he doesn’t wake up]

Rob: Aw, well this was our only victim in Bikini Bottom and he didn’t even wake up. Come on guys, lets go.

* A few hours later*

SpongeBob: Ah! It’s a good day toda---

[News reporter Perch Perkins goes in SpongeBob’s room]

Perch: SpongeBob! How does it feel to be Rob’d!

SpongeBob: I’VE BEEN ROBBED?

Perch: Yep, you slept through the whole thing, though.

SpongeBob: WHAT! EXCUSE ME, PERCH BUT I HAVE TO CATCH THE ROBBER!

Perch: Well the guy that rob’d you was Rob Fishson himself!

SpongeBob: Isn’t he a pro skater or something? Why does he need to be robbing people?

Perch: Because it’s funny!

SpongeBob: What! How dare you say that’s funny!

Perch: It was!

SpongeBob: I need to find Rob!

[SpongeBob jumps out of his window and sets off to find Rob]

SpongeBob: Google maps tells me Rob is right… here!

[SpongeBob arrives at Rob Fishsons door]

Rob: Hey! You’re the square du---

SpongeBob: I have just one tiny thing to say, ahem, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Rob: wha wha… [cries]

SpongeBob: Ha! I’m glad I made that FOOL cry.

[SpongeBob gets home and realizes all of his stuff is still there]

SpongeBob: What!

[SpongeBob looks up Rob and sees he didn’t rob him, but there is simply just a show called Rob’D]

SpongeBob: Huh, well this show is terrible anyway, so I still don’t really feel bad. Whatever.

THE END