Ground-gopher Day

'''DISCLAIMER: Please note that the characters in this short are not to be portrayed as any negative character or in any offensive manner. This is only a fictional work to celebrate Topher's one year anniversary on the wiki and is not meant to offend any user that should read it.'''

Presidential Topher presents Ground-gopher Day

Transcript

 * [short begins with TopherGopher, standing in his chair, posing; the National Anthem is being played in the background, yet is being squeaked by gophers]


 * Suds: [takes picture with camera] I forget, Mr. Topher. Why are we taking these pictures again?


 * Topher: Well, it's Ground-gopher Day, my young Democrat. It's the day the entire town worships their President.


 * Suds: Isn't it you who always say that you are not a gopher?


 * Topher: Isn't it you who always envies that I get to be President and you don't.


 * Suds: No. That's Vice President Chris's job. [whispers] I envy that you have a day named after yourself. [aloud] Isn't today supposed to be Groundhog Day?


 * Topher: Not anymore. I had Kjjb change it.


 * Suds: Ah, but did he change the date on the calender? [looks at calender]


 * Topher: No. You did that.


 * Suds: Oh. Yeah. Say, how long do you have to pose like that?


 * Topher: Until you stop taking pictures.


 * Suds: But sir, that chair is only so strong. If you're not careful, you could...


 * [the chair under Topher breaks, causing him to fall through the floor]


 * Suds: ...fall through the floor.


 * [the scene cuts to Topher, now underground]


 * Topher: Whoa. Where am I?


 * Gopher: Hey, buddy. This is my day. Get lost.


 * Topher: No way! I made today my day, and I'm the President, so I overrule you.


 * Gopher: I hate democracy! [crawls away fast]


 * Announcer: So let's give it up for our...[pulls out Topher] President? Where's the gopher?


 * Topher: Gopher? I'm President Topher. This is my day.


 * Kjjb: [runs into scene] Actually, sir, you made that tomorrow. Today is Groundhog Day.


 * Topher: Curse you copyright issues!


 * [short ends with the rest of the National Anthem, once again squeaked by gophers; the credits roll by past the title card]