Missing TV

Missing TV is an episode of Mr. Beans. In this episode, Mr. Beans' TV disappears.

Characters

 * Mr. Beans
 * Police Officer
 * French Narrator

Story
Mr. Beans:Zzzzzzz......*wakes up* is that the TV? I thought i had turned it off.....*goes downstairs* what the.....the TV is gone! *gets a flashlight* Come out you thief! You're not here eh? Mmmhh....*gets out of his house*.........where are you........*steps on a stick* AH!!! What was that? Co-come out or i'll call the police!.....I'M CALLING THE POLICE! *calls the police*

Police Officer:Hello?

Mr. Beans:Police, there's a thief here! He stole my TV! Come he-WHERE'S MY PHONE?!

Police Officer:.....Hello? Hello? Ugh, a prankster. *hangs up*

Mr. Beans:Oh no, what do i do? Guess i'll just have to find him with my flashlight......wait.....

Flashlight:*turns off*

Mr. Beans:WHAT?! *tries to turn it on* CMON! *the flashlight falls from his hand like soap and breaks* OH NOOOOO!!!

TV:DO YOU HARDLY SLEEP AT ALL?! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEED ONE OF OUR MATTRESSES!

Mr. Beans:THE TV! WHERE IS IT?! THIS IS STARTING TO GET SCARY......*an apple falls on his head* OUCH! I'm in a forest...that can't be a good thing...*a lot of apples fall, like it's raining* OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY APPLES FALLING?! *he hears the sound of a tree falling* AH! WHAT WAS THAT?! A.......a tree fell? H-how? I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *runs away, but falls* Ouch, where did i fall? Wait, are these.....train tracks? *he hears a train in the distance* NOOOOO!!!! *gets run over by the train, which cuts his arm off*

French Narrator:So, it seems that our dear Dick Beans is dead. The only thing that remains of him is his arm, he will always be remembered....

Arm:*grows a corpse*

French Narrator:Oh yeah, did i tell you that starfish can regrow arms and viceversa?

Mr. Beans:Wow, that sure was something, hey, what is that light? My flashlight! It works again! How? I don't know, i'll just go back home. *goes back home* OMG! The TV and the phone are right there! Yay! I guess i'm gonna sleep on the couch now.....zzzzzzz....

* horror music plays, while the camera zooms at the TV, until the screen fades to black*