Secret Code Formula/transcript

This is the transcript for "Secret Code Formula".

Transcript

 * (episode opens to SpongeBob grilling patties, and Squidward pokes his head out the window)
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, I need another Krabby Patty on the double!
 * SpongeBob: Hold on a second, I need to get a fresh frozen patty!
 * (SpongeBob walks to the freezer, but opens it and, to his astonishment, there is no patties)
 * SpongeBob: That's funny. I thought I just saw the last patty.
 * Squidward: You did just see the last patty!
 * SpongeBob: *gasp* PLANKTON!
 * (We see Plankton running away under the patty)
 * Plankton: AT LAST! I HAVE FINALLY GOT A PATTY WHICH I CAN EXAMINE AND USE TO DISCOVER THE SECRET FORMULA!
 * (Plankton goes under the kitchen door out to the main area, but then Mr. Krabs runs and catches the patty)
 * Mr. Krabs: Got ye, ya little twerp! Now get outta me restaurant!
 * (Mr. Krabs launches Plankton)
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm getting sick of all of Plankton's little schemin'. We need to take more extreme matters to protect the formuler.
 * SpongeBob: Like what?
 * Mr. Krabs: He can't figure out a secret code.
 * (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob's pineapple the next day, where the alarm rings)
 * SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * SpongeBob: I wonder if Mr. Krabs really made that secret code he was talking about. Well, time to go to work!
 * (SpongeBob walks to the Krusty Krab)
 * SpongeBob: Good morning, Mr. Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh me boy, I'm soo tired, ohhhh...
 * SpongeBob: Why? Didntt you sleep?
 * Mr. Krabs: That's just it me boy-I didn't sleep! I stayed up all night making the code! Now yet me show ya...
 * (timecard) Narrator: One code later...
 * SpongeBob: Yes sir, I fully understand the code.
 * Mr. Krabs: Now let's see Plankton try to decode this baby! He won't figure out the code in a million years!
 * (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob in the kitchen)
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, another Krabby Patty!
 * SpongeBob: Coming right up-he-lo, what's this?
 * (We see Plankton running away with the formula)
 * Plankton: YES! I GOT THE FORMULA!
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Plankton got away!
 * Mr. Krabs: It's fine. He won't decode it.
 * (Cut to the chum bucket)
 * Plankton: I can't believe nobody chased me. Karen, I finally got it!
 * Karen: Took you long enough.
 * Plankton: HEY! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
 * Karen: Okay, Sheldon. *snickers*
 * Plankton: Not again. *bangs head on wall*
 * (timecard) Narrator: A little while later...
 * Plankton: Now for the big reveal...THE SECRET FORMULA IS...
 * Plankton: A secret code? WHY THAT DIRTY NO GOOD KRABS!
 * Karen: Maybe you can use my analyzer to decode it.
 * Plankton: Not right now, Karen. I'm thinking. Ooh, I got it! I can use your analyzer to decode it!
 * (Karen rolls her eyes)
 * (timecard) Narrator: Shortly after some decoding...
 * (cut to Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: We're ruined! He decoded it!
 * (We see out the window, a banner over the Chum Bucket that reads: Now serving Krabby Patties)
 * SpongeBob: What do we do?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know lad!
 * Squidward: I think that was a rhetorical question.
 * SpongeBob: What's a torica?
 * Mr. Krabs: Victory? It's what we lost, boyo!
 * SpongeBob: AND ITS SWEET SWEET VICTORY YEAAH
 * Mr. Krabs: Not now boy, I'm wallowing!
 * (We see a customer walk inside)
 * Mr. Krabs: A customer?
 * Fish: Ugh, I need some real Krabby Patties. The ones across the street taste horrible.
 * (We cut across the street)
 * Fish #2: EWWW! IT TASTES HORRIBLE!
 * Fish #3: SO AWFUL!
 * Plankton: I DONT GET IT! THE CODE CLEARLY SAID CARTALIDGE, CHALK, AND WET PAINT!
 * Mr. Krabs: You see boyo, I always win in the end!
 * SpongeBob: What about with your daughter?
 * Mr. Krabs: SSSSH! DON'T MENTION THAT!
 * THE END