Snail Amazing

Snail Amazing is the 8th episode of (pat)Rick Figures.

Transcript
(Red is taking the trash out. He opens the dumpster.)

Cat: *Meow*

Red: Hey, cat, that's my trash! Get out of there!

Cat: *Meow*

(Red picks up the cat)

Red: Hoho what? Look at your cute cat face! You are soooooooft! What is your name? I don't even know! I'mma call you Kitty Amazing 'cause that's what you look like!

(Time lapse. Red is in the apartment showing Kitty Amazing to Blue, who is wearing shades.)

Blue: We are not keeping that cat.

Red: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Blue: I can't even see what you're doing, you know I had eye surgery.

Red: Oh, man, I feel sorry for you because this cat is sooo cute! (The background turns dark and Red's eyes are completely white.) (Demonic voice): FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!!

(The background and Red's eyes turn back to normal. Blue touches Kitty Amazing.)

Blue: Ohhh, oh, yeah, it does feel soft... And strangely cold...

Red: Let's take this cat for a test drive!

Blue: What does that mean?

Red: It means chicas love ''gatos! (Marches out, carrying the cat.) Gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos!''

Blue: Red? Wait up! Marco! Marco?

(Red is now outdoors with the cat.)

Red: ''¡Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapeños.''

(A lavender woman walks up to Red.)

Woman: Oh, my God, that is a cute cat! Ohh, my heart is melting...

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

Woman: MY HEART IS MELTING! OH, MY GOD!

(The woman dies.)

Red: Oh, shit!

(Sirens are heard, probably from an ambulance.)

Blue: Red? What happened? I hear sirens!

Red: You hear nothing!

Green man: Hey, is she okay?

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(Man dies.)

Orange woman: Hey, is he okay?

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(Woman dies. Red screams and runs)

Blue: Wait. We're running towards the sirens? (Follows Red's voice.)

Tour man: And if you look to your left you will see....

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(The tour man and his group dies.)

Red: Oh, no, there's a parade! (He screams. Miscellaneous sounds are heard. Red and Blue run to their apartment building. An old man then appears)

Mr. Dingleberry: What have I told you about pets in the apartment?

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

Red: Mr. Dingleberry, look away!

(Mr. Dingleberry falls off the stairs and dies.)

Blue: Huh? What's going on? Mr. Dingleberry?

Red: Oh, haha, he just tossed a sack of potatoes down the steps! Those Irish love their potatoes.

(A knocking sound is heard.)

Chad Quandt: I just heard the sound of death and secrets in here. Is everything all right?

(Red shows off Kitty Amazing in front of Chad.)

Kitty Amazing: *Meow*

(Chad Quandt shrieks and dies. Somber music plays in the background as Red and Kitty Amazing look at each other)

Red: You're too cute... too cute for this world. I have to destroy you! (Closes his eyes in despair.) Goodbye, Kitty Amazing... (He kisses Kitty Amazing and and puts it in front of a mirror.)

Kitty Amazing: *Meow* (It turns to stone.)

(Time lapse. Red and Blue play catch using the petrified Kitty Amazing.)

Red: Go wide, asshole! (Throws Kitty Amazing to Blue.)

Blue: Yeah, yeah, I'm going-- Wait, what?

(Kitty Amazing breaks.)

Blue: Ah, shi-