Patrick Stars in a Masquerade

Patrick Stars in a Masquerade is a non-canon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript

 * [We see the news]


 * News Reporter: Breaking news, the 27th annual Bikini Bottom Masquerade is coming TOMORROW!


 * Patrick [who is watching the TV]: Ohh, a masquerade? What is that? Sounds like a rare tropical fruit.


 * News Reporter [pops out of the TV]: No you abysmal, its a false show or pretense.


 * Patrick: Dosen't that mean it's illegal?

[WHAT A TWIST]


 * Patrick: No, not yet, first I'm gonna star in it.


 * Director: Okay...

[Montage of Patrick making a venetian/carnival mask]


 * Patrick [Wearing the mask]: I'm ready!

[WHAT A-


 * Patrick: No not for that!

[Scene cuts to the masquerade]


 * Patrick: I can't see in this!


 * Voice: Thats because the eyeholes we filled with the same glass used in My Spy Birdhouses, where you cannot see through, but others can!

[Patrick walks into a large building, and falls out of a it's 13 story window, and is trampled by the rest of the masquerade]

[WHAT A TWIST]