New Cash Register

New Cash Register is the first episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Mr. Krabs must find a new cash register after his old one explodes.

Characters

 * Mr. Krabs
 * Patrick
 * Squidward
 * Sandy
 * French Narrator
 * King Neptune (mentioned)
 * Karen (mentioned)
 * Fred
 * Harold
 * Tom

Story
Mr. Krabs:Hi Squidward, how's your day going?

Squidward:Bad as always, and the cash register exploded.

Mr. Krabs:Oh ok, normal as al-WHAT THE BARNACLES?! HOW DID THE CASH REGISTER EXPLODE?!

Squidward:King Neptune came and took 24 Krabby Patties with his rich old as-abs. He put so much money in the cash register that it exploded.

Mr. Krabs:HOW AM I GONNA GET A NEW CASH REGISTER?!

Squidward:I don't know, what do you think i could came up with? You're gonna ask Sandy for a cash register-detector?

Mr. Krabs:Squidward.......YOU JUST HAD THE GREATEST IDEA EVER! Today i'll give you 1 cent more!

Squidward:*his mouth slowly turns into a smile* Th-thanks!

Mr. Krabs:You're in charge of the restaurant for the following half-hour!

Squidward:*his face returns to an annoyed one* You just had to ruin the day by saying that, it will probably end in chaos like the last time!

* bubbles (cuts to the next scene)*

Mr. Krabs:*knocks on Sandy's treedome's door*

Sandy:*opens the door* Oh hi Mr. Krabs! What are you doing here?

Mr. Krabs:Sandy, can you give me a cash register-detector?

Sandy:A what?

Mr. Krabs:Like, a metal detector, but instead of metal, it searches cash registers!

Sandy:Strange request, but i think i can build it right now! It will be ready in 5 minutes!

French Narrator:5 minutes later.....wait no actually 30 minutes

Sandy:Ready!

Mr. Krabs:Yay! Now let's see where a cash register is........there! In Patrick's house! *knocks on his rock*

Patrick:Uhhh.....coming! Oh i wanted to watch the barnacle movie :( *opens the rock* Oh hi Mr. Krabs, what are you doing here?

Mr. Krabs:You have a cash register don't you?

Patrick:A what?

Mr. Krabs:The money thing Squidward has.

Patrick:Oh, that! Yeah i do.

Mr. Krabs:Where is it?

Patrick:In my secret lab! *lifts the couch up, revealing a room* Come here! *jumps down*

Mr. Krabs:*jumps down too* Wow, what is this place?

Patrick:This is the place where i put most of my stuff:The stuff i get from trash cans!

Mr. Krabs:You found a cash register in a trash can?

Patrick:You never know what you can find in the trash!

Mr. Krabs:Mmh, let's see where it is...*takes the cash register-detector* There it is! It's-it's-it's broken....BROKEN?!

Patrick:Broken? Oh yeah that must be because of the other stuff.

Mr. Krabs:Ooooooooffffff, guess i'll have to call Sandy. *calls Sandy*

Sandy:*picks up the phone* Hello?

Mr. Krabs:Umh, hi Sandy. Sorry to bother you again but, do you know how to fix a broken cash register?

Sandy:Oh of course i do! I once fixed Karen!

Mr. Krabs:Good, come to Patrick's house!

Sandy:I'll be there in exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds!

French Narrator:Exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds later...

Sandy:*enters Patrick's house* Umh, hello? Eugene?

Mr. Krabs:I'm right here!

Sandy:Oh. *jumps down* So, where's the cash register y'all?

Mr. Krabs:Right here!

Sandy:Ok, time to fix this old piece of junk! This looks like you found it in a trash can, Patrick!

Patrick:I did.

Sandy:Now let's start this fixing montage!

* montage of Sandy fixing the cash register*

Sandy:There, fixed it!

Mr. Krabs:Woo-hoo! Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land, that you'll understand! Ocean man-

French Narrator:3 minutes of horrible singing later......

Mr. Krabs:Oh what a great day! Let's see how Squidward is doing! *enters the Krusty Krab* Oh oh........

Fred:MY LEG!

Harold:STUPID LOSER WITH A NOSE LONGER THAN PINOCCHIO!

Tom:KRABBY PATTIES!

Mr. Krabs:I should never have let Squidward in charge.

Patrick:You should have never have hired him in the first place!

Mr. Krabs:You're right, but i can't fire him, no one else would work here!

Patrick:You even considered firing him as an option?! YOU CONSIDERED PUTTING HIM ON FIRE?!

Mr. Krabs:Ugh, forget it.