Sexist

sexist is an episode of Pemails and is the 3rd answered on the fax.

Cast

 * Patrick

Transcript
Patrick: alrighty folks, today i will answer 3 emails at once. Faxy, do your work!

(Fax-o-matic prints each word one by one)

Patrick: Dear... Patrick...

Kill... yourself...

Signed,... MightyCamerom269

Patrick: (presses finger on the F.O.M) well, i- (releases finger) still need to get used to that. Anyway, no, i will not die. Starfish can't die, right? (Next email gets printed)

Patrick: are… u... a… sex-ist?

Patrick: no i am not a sex-ist! I don't even know what a sex-ist is! Next email, fax.

(Prints out)

Patrick: Patrick, I have sent you a Spongordore 64 in the mail, hope you like it!

Signed, GraniteToast1992 3.0

Patrick: what?! Holy crap! Ive always wanted one of those! Im gonna go check my mail right-a-now-a!

(Cuts to patrick holding a package in front of the mailbox)

Patrick: (rips it open) oh… my… gosh… (runs inside)

(Cuts to patrick putting the console down)

Patrick: now it's time to play a game! Good thing i have a collection of games for this console. (Grabs battle for bikini bottom on the Spongodore 64) yes! (He puts the cart in and starts playing) i know where I'll be for the next 5 years.