A Christmas Sponge (ADWSS Transcript)


 * [The episode opens up at the Krusty Krab. It is Christmas Eve and it is time for work. SpongeBob hands a Patty to Mr. Krabs.]
 * SpongeBob: Order up!
 * Mr. Krabs: Thanks
 * SpongeBob: Where’s Squidward?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don’t know and i don’t really care. That pest would just complain anyway about some useless garbage. Now get a move on!
 * SpongeBob: Yes sir!
 * [SpongeBob delivers a Patty to the customer]
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob come here now!!
 * [SpongeBob heads to Mr. Krabs]
 * SpongeBob: Yes?
 * Mr. Krabs: What is this!?
 * [He shows a piece of cheese]
 * SpongeBob: A piece of cheese…..
 * Mr. Krabs: Nope.
 * SpongeBob: A piece of cheese…..
 * Mr. Krabs: Nope.
 * SpongeBob:[Getting agitated] It’s a piece of cheese…..
 * Mr. Krabs: Nope!
 * SpongeBob: [Very irritated] FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE IT’S A STUPID PIECE OF CHEESE!!!! HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Well done barnacle head!! Now you have just lost a star on your Employee Report Card!! [Mr. Krabs removes a star from the card] NOW DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND CLEAN THE FLOORS!!
 * SpongeBob: You know you're starting to act like Squidward.
 * [Mr. Krabs now looks exactly like Squidward]
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!??
 * SpongeBob: Umm what i meant to say was i am going to clean the grill now. Be right back.
 * [SpongeBob runs to the Kitchen]
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh and i want you here first thing tomorrow morning!
 * SpongeBob: Tomorrow!? But it’s Christmas Day tomorrow!
 * Mr. Krabs: So!? Who gives a rat’s tail!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT!? YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T CARE IN CHRISTMAS!!??
 * Mr. Krabs: Always have and always will. NOW QUIT CHATTING AND GET BACK TO WORK!!! YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO DO ALL THE WORK CAN YOU!!??
 * SpongeBob: [Muttering] Ugh even the Grinch is more nicer than him…..I hope one day he get’s his own back.
 * Narrator: [With time card] One shift later.
 * [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs exit the Krusty Krab]
 * Mr. Krabs: [Locking up] Night laddie. Remember first thing tomorrow or you can say goodbye to your precious stars. And don’t even think of slacking off because i can easily fire you. Goodnight.
 * SpongeBob: [Nervous] Goodnight.
 * [Mr Krabs walks one way and SpongeBob walks to the other. Scene fades to Mr. Krabs exiting from the Bathroom in his night shirt. He yawns then get’s into bed]
 * Mr. Krabs: Money, Money, Money.
 * [Just as he goes to sleep a green ghost pops up into his face]
 * Ghost: Oy you their. Wake up i need to talk to you!
 * Mr. Krabs: What do you want you little pest! I’m trying to sleep here!
 * Ghost: Who you calling pest creep!
 * [The ghost electrocutes Mr. Krabs]
 * Mr. Krabs: AHHHHH!! Ok i will listen. Who are you anyway?
 * Ghost: You really don’t remember me? I used to work for you. Tall fish with brown hair. Wore a green shirt. i worked 30 years ago in your restaurant.
 * Mr. Krabs: Anthony King? Is that you!?
 * Anthony: Yes.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh hi! It’s been ages since we last saw each other!  I remember like it was yesterday. I used to love it when you arrived.
 * Anthony: Yeah i remember. Good times. Hey do you remember the…..WAIT A MINUTE! Stop changing the subject!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Why are you on a schedule?
 * Anthony: No they’re only 11 minutes in an episode and we already wasted about 5 minutes of it already!
 * Mr. Krabs: Not my problem!
 * Anthony: Look the point is that 3 ghosts will visit you. One is from the past, one is from the present and one is from the future.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok…….
 * Anthony: They will come when it strikes one.
 * Mr. Krabs: A bit late isn’t it? I mean i have to sleep and run to work in the morn….
 * Anthony: Silence!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok, Ok! Keep your…..um... hat on i guess.
 * Anthony: Remember. When the bell strikes one that’s when the first one arrives. Ok?
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok.[Anthony leaves. Mr. Krabs looks around] Naah. I’m just tired that’s all. It’s just a dream. Goodnight.
 * [Mr. Krabs sleeps. Eventually the clock strikes one. The Ghost Of Christmas Past arrives]
 * GOCP: Oh great! [He grabs a megaphone] I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Woah be careful!! I might be 70 but i’m not deaf you know!!
 * GOCP: Eugene! You must come with me! Your attitude stinks!
 * Mr. Krabs: [Sniffing] Not as much as your breath!
 * GOCP: Listen here. If you do not shut up i will physically do that for you! I have tape to prove it!
 * Mr. Krabs: Alright then get on with it! I have a bed to sleep in!
 * [They are teleported to his Dad’s house before he died. He is shown as a young boy about aged 6. He was happy and jolly]
 * Young Krabs: Merry Christmas Dad! Ho Ho Ho!
 * Victor: Merry Christmas lad. [A bang is heard] Hey i think Santa came early especially for you. [Betsy comes out] Oh silly me it’s only your mother.
 * Betsy: Eugene my boy. Come and give your own mother a hug. It’s Christmas!
 * Young Krabs: I love you mother. [They hug]
 * Betsy: I love you too son. Tea will be done in about 5 minutes love. Merry Christmas Son.
 * [Mr. Krabs and the Ghost are watching from the top of the stairs]
 * Mr. Krabs: [Tears come down his face] Me mom and me dad all sitting together as one happy family! My lovely dad is still alive and my mom isn’t as assertive as before. Ohh i wish it was like this again!
 * GOCP: Well that’s nice but i’m afraid the time is up.
 * Mr. Krabs: What do you mean?
 * GOCP: The episode is almost over. In just 1 minute the credits will be on.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait can i change? Be good and never insult my employees? I don’t want this to end in a bad way! I mean my childhood was the best thing yet. I was all smiley!
 * GOCP: You promise?


 * Mr. Krabs: Absolutely!
 * GOCP: *Sigh* Very well then. Good luck!
 * Mr. Krabs: Bye!
 * GOCP: Bye!
 * [Scene fades to Mr. Krabs waking up in his bed]
 * Mr. Krabs: It worked! I am good! I now love Christmas! Wait what can i do to show that i have changed!? I know!
 * [Mr. Krabs wraps a present then adds a card to it. He runs to the post box and mails it SpongeBob’s house. Scene fades to SpongeBob’s house]
 * SpongeBob: Time to check the mail. [SpongeBob opens the mail box and finds a present] Woah! Who is it from? [He reads the label. It said Mr. Krabs on it] Really!? [He opens the card. It’s says “Merry Christmas SpongeBob. I have now changed and i want to celebrate. No work today as i want you to come to my Party. Good Luck”. SpongeBob opens the present to find a new picture of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs together smiling] Awww! This is the best thing i have ever gotten. How cute!
 * [Mr. Krabs is listen outside]
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes!! I knew he would like it!
 * GOCP: Sorry guy’s but we are now on the last 20 seconds. I have to end it! Sorry for rushing you but there are only 11 minutes in an episode...
 * Mr. Krabs: No wait can’t i say goodbye or anything!
 * [SpongeBob enters]
 * SpongeBob: I can. That was the best gift i have ever received. I’m glad you have changed and am also glad that you are now happy again. Merry Christmas and thank you for the gift.
 * Mr. Krabs: You’re welcome laddie. Merry Christmas to you too.
 * GOCP: I feel touched by this but we are now onto the last 5 seconds of this so i just want to say a Merry Christmas and……[The “Time’s Up card appears] Drat!
 * [The card fades out and the credits roll, then the episode ends]