Hook, Line and Sinker

Hook, Line and Sinker
Hook, Line and Sinker is the fourteenth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.

Plot
The hooks return, so Mr. Krabs organizes a safe-spot at the Krusty Krab, but SpongeBob has other ideas, when he forces the contestants to survive the hooks on their own, meanwhile Squidward can't get over Nurse Nancy.

Transcript
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, our contestants spent the day at the Bikini Bottom Hospital in order to beat the heat, but they soon learned that you can't trust anyone, when I locked them inside a rubber room! In the end Plankton lost the competition for the Krabby Patties which meant that it was time to say our "Goobye's" to Barnacle Boy! Which of his fellow contestants will join him this week? What brutal competition do we have in store for our competitors? Find out tonight on an all new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!

[Opening Theme]

Setting: Mr. Krabs's Office

Mr. Krabs: [Sniffs his money] The sweet smell of- [Feels that something is wrong] I sense... danger. [Looks at the calendar, and notices that the current day has the word "Hooks" written beneath it] Ah! It's the hooks! [Hides under his desk, and begins crying]

Squidward: [Enters room] Mr. Krabs, what are you doing under there?

Mr. Krabs: [Yanks Squidward underneath the desk] It's that time of year again!

Squidward: What are you talking about?!

Mr. Krabs: The hooks! [Begins shaking Squidward vigorously]

Squidward: [Doesn't seem to care] Really? [Sarcastically]

Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid so!

Squidward: I'll go tell the customers! [Exits the room]

Mr. Krabs: No! Don't leave me here alone!

Setting: Krusty Krab

Squidward: [Sits back down at his desk, and continues reading a magazine] What a moron.

Setting: Krusty Krab Kitchen

SpongeBob: [Hears laughter coming from outside the window] Ah... the sound of laughter. That reminds me of a song! [Takes a deep breath before he begins to sing]

Patrick: [Leans in through the window] SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing here?

Patrick: The hooks are back in town!

SpongeBob: Do you remember what Mr. Krabs told us about the hooks?

Patrick: I don't know, once I hear something I clear it from my brain, to save room for all the important stuff like TV.

Squidward: That explains so much.

Patrick: So, what do you say?

SpongeBob: I don't kno-

Patrick: [Jerks SpongeBob towards the exit]

Mr. Krabs: [Guards the exit] Nobody's going anywhere!

Patrick: I'm sorry, what did you say? I was thinking about something funny I saw on TV last night.

Mr. Krabs: No one is leaving until the hooks are all gone! Do you understand?

SpongeBob: Wait a minute! A new idea for a competition just came to me! [Walks even closer towards the exit]

Mr. Krabs: Where do you think you're going?

SpongeBob: Fine, I'll just take the back door. [Exits through the back door, with Patrick following behind]

Setting: Jellyfish Fields

Squidward: [Continues crying]

Sandy: I wonder where Sponge-

Squidward: [Interupts Sandy with loud crying]

Sandy: [Sighs] I wonder where Sponge-

Squidward: [Interupts Sandy again with loud crying]

Sandy: That's it! I'll give that squid something to cry about! [Walks towards Squidward with a clutched fist]

Plankton: Wait!

Sandy: Huh?

Plankton: We don't want to get on anyone's bad side; we're the only two Krabby Patties left!

Sandy: What about Squidward? Pretty soon he'll dehydrate, and fall unconscious.

Squidward: [Falls unconscious]

Sandy: Never mind.

Plankton: Sooner or later they'll start picking the two of us off one by one! We have to do whatever it takes to win the competitions, so that we're safe from elimination!

Sandy: Please, what do we have to worry about? Our competition is Squidward, who can't stop crying, Mermaid Man, who can't stay awake, and Patrick, who's well... Patrick.

[Bus appears]

SpongeBob: [Exits bus] Congratulations to all of you for making it to the final six!

[Everyone cheers]

SpongeBob: As most of you may have noticed, the hooks have returned, and in this episode you'll be surviving right in the middle of them!

[Everyone gasps except Patrick]

Patrick: [Stands up and begins clapping loudly] Hooray!

SpongeBob: Patrick?

Patrick: Sorry: [Sits back down]

SpongeBob: Let the games begin!

Patrick: [Rides a hook] Yipee!

Plankton: Wait, you ride these things?

Patrick: Duh. Why else would they be here? [Continues riding the hook]

Plankton: Let me try! [Realizes that he can't reach the hook, and yells at the sky] Hey, could you lower it down a little bit?!

[The hook lowers down]

Plankton: A little more!

[The hook lowers down even more]

Plankton: Almost there!

[The hook lowers even further squashing Plankton]

Plankton: Hey, you did that on purpose!

Mermaid Man: [Hook lowers down beside him] Hm... [Steps to the right]

[The hook follows him]

Mermaid Man: Are you following me?

[The hook doesn't respond]

Mermaid Man: [Walks away]

[The hook follows him]

Mermaid Man: [Gets nervous and begins walking faster]

[The hook begins going faster]

Mermaid Man: Knock it off!

[The other contestants stare at Mermaid Man with a confused look on their faces]

Sandy: When should we tell him that it can't hear him?

Plankton: [Shrugs shoulders]

Patrick: Do you want to go get a taco?

Plankton: That's the most irrevelant thing that I've ever heard.

Patrick: [Bites into a candy bar and belches]

Squidward: [Awakens to the smell of Patricks breath, and falls unconscious again]

Patrick: My breath doesn't smell that bad! [Smells his breath, and covers where his nose should be] What is that?!

Sandy: That's your breath, Patrick.

Patrick: No it's not! My breath is minty fresh!

Sandy: Really? When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

Patrick: I don't know, one or two... years ago.

Sandy: [Crosses her arms]

Patrick: Point taken.

Mermaid Man: Does anyone here feel like they're being watched?

Squidward: [Wakes up] We're on live television, of course we're being watched.

Patrick: [Rides a hook, which begins to carry him towards the surface]

Sandy: Patrick!

Plankton: Jump, you buffoon!

Patrick: I can't!

Mermaid Man: Why not?!

Patrick: It's too far down!

Sandy: Trust us, we'll catch you!

Patrick: Okay! [Jumps and lands on Squidward] Hey, buddy!

Squidward: [Groans]

Patrick: It's a good thing that you were standing there to break my fall, or someone could have gotten hurt.

[The hook that Patrick fell from begins chasing him while Jaws music plays in the background]

Patrick: Ah! Get away from me! [Rins until he reaches a dead end]

[The hook approaches Patrick, but suddenly jerks back up towards the surface with the other hooks]

Setting: Ocean

Person: [Appears to be realing in his fishing pole, while fishing] Not one bite all day... maybe I'm starting to lose my touch. Oh, well, there's always next year.

Setting: Jellyfish Fields

Mrs. Puff: What happens now?

Patrick: Now, can we go get a taco?

Plankton: [Facepalm]

Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today for yet another elimination ceremony! Since neither team won, due to the hooks mysterious disappearance, anyone can be eliminated!

Plankton: [Crosses fingers] Not me. Not me.

SpongeBob: The votes are in, and the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is...

Squidward: [Looks eager to hear the answer]

SpongeBob: Mermaid Man!

Mermaid Man: [Wakes up] Evil!

SpongeBob: Right this way, sir. [Guides Mermaid Man to the exit]

Mermaid Man: What a nice boy.

Squidward: Yes! The final five, here I come! [Begins dancing]

Plankton: If I win, I'll have enough money to buy the secret formula from, Krabs! Who am I kidding? I won't need the secret formula once I'm rich!

Patrick: What makes you so sure that you're going to win?

Sandy: Wait a minute! Now the Jellyfish only have one more competitor than us!

Plankton: Wait, so we might actually have a chance of winning?!

Sandy: [Shakes head yes]

Plankton: In your face, Jellyfish!

Mrs. Puff: We still have more contestants than you.

Plankton: Oh, right.

SpongeBob: I guess that raps it up for tonight! Tune in next week for an all new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!

The End

Trivia

 * Mermaid Man is the eliminated contestant.

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