SpongeBob and the iPhone

SpongeBob and the iPhone is a fanmade SpongeBob SquarePants episode. It is a one-hour special where SpongeBob gets an iPhone and becomes addicted to it. It is rated TV-Y7 and is in season 19.

Main Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants


 * Patrick Star


 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Eugene H. Krabs

Cameos

 * Pearl Krabs


 * Gary


 * Squilliam Fancyson

Places

 * Sandy's Treedome


 * The Apple Store


 * The Chum Bucket (cameo)


 * SpongeBob's Pineapple

Transcript
"SpongeBob is watching TV with Gary"

SpongeBob: So peace and quiet.

Gary: Meow.........

"Watch Rings"

SpongeBob: Ohh! I'm late for work! I gotta go! "runs"

Gary: Meow?

SpongeBob: See ya Gary!

SpongeBob:"opens door"

Mr. Krabs: Your Late lad!

SpongeBob: I know Mr.Krabs!

Squillam: Look Squidward guess what i got!

Squidward: What?

Squillam: The new iPhone 5 "laughs"

Squidward: "yells" YOU GOT WHAT?

Squillam: Yup!!!!!!! Pretty cool huh? "Puts the iPhone on his face"

Squidward: For Neptune Sake "Lighting Strike" OWWW!!!!!!

Squidward: Wait, isn't the iPhone 5 from 7 years ago in 2012?

Squilliam: Yes, but it's "new" because they haven't made a new iPhone ever since!

Squillam: "Falls to the ground laughing"

Squidward: ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fish 1: This place is too noisy!

"Fish Leave"

Squidward: How much did it um cost?

Squillam: $500 + $500 for turning it on see ya!

Mr.Krabs: MR SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Whats an iPhone?

Squidward: You never had heard of an iPhone?

SpongeBob: Nope

Squidward: There nice, lovely tab.... "Faints"

Squidward: I have an iPad and your not touching it!!!

Patrick: Look I'm dancing with my square!

Squidward: It's an iPod Touch...............

Patrick: ohhhhh........

SpongeBob: Where can I find one of these iPhones.......................            Squidward:At the Apple........

SpongeBob: Thanks Squidward!!!! "Runs off"

Squidward: "Makes Frown Face"

Narrator: 30 minutes later...............

SpongeBob: lah lah lah lah dee

Narrator: Another 30 minutes later

SpongeBob: lah lah "huffing and Puffing" deeee

Narrator: Another hour later

SpongeBob: I CAN"T FIND IT!!! "Crys"

Fish: The Apple Store? Your standing right next to it!

SpongeBob: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! "Runs in and opens door"

SpongeBob: Wow so much!

Owner: How Can I Help you?

SpongeBob: I'll take one of your BEST Tablets please........

Owner: Wait Here.

Sandy: Hi SpongeBob

SpongeBob: Hi Sandy!

Sandy: I came here to get my new iPod!

SpongeBob: Really?!

Sandy: Ummm Yeah

Worker: Number 29!

Sandy: That's me see you later SpongeBob!

Sandy: Don't use it for more than 1 hour!!!!!!

SpongeBob: WHATEVER! BYE SANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Anyways I'll take an iPhone 5!

SpongeBob: How much would it cost?

Worker: $245.95.

SpongeBob: YES! here you go nice fellow. "Hands Money"

Worker: Um thanks. "Gives Box"

SpongeBob: Hooray!

"Bubbles"

"In SpongeBob's House"

SpongeBob: "Opening Box" Oh its so beautiful!

Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm gonna get Angry Sponges, Angry Clams, Temple Run and the Real Angry Birds oh i'm so happy!

Gary: Meow.

"Bubbles"

"SpongeBob in bed playing temple run on his iPhone"

SpongeBob: Oh come on! I got 6,545 points. I'm trying to get to a million:

Narrator: 12:00 Midnight

SpongeBob: Must get enough points "Falls Asleep"

"iPhone falls of the bed"

SpongeBob: "Gets up" NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Grabs iPhone before it falls"

SpongeBob: I'm getting a case!

Narrator: 7:30 AM

"SpongeBob at the apple store"

SpongeBob: GIVE ME A!, I mean can I have a case for my iPhone please?

Worker: $20 please.

SpongeBob: Thank you my "Watch Rings" I'm gonna be late for work! "Runs off with case"

Worker: Wait you forgot your change!

Pearl: Can I have the change?

Worker: Huh, sure.

Pearl: Mall money!

"Bubbles"

SpongeBob: "Running" "Opens door to the Krusty Krab"

Mr.Krabs: Where is SpongeBob? Why lad? Look at all these angry fish who want to give there money away. But they can't because your 15 SECONDS LATE! WHY? WHY! "Cries"

Squidward: Ignore him SpongeBob he's just being a crybaby, and especially a cheapskate.

SpongeBob:"Making Krabby Patties and playing Angry Clams"

SpongeBob: There you go there you go!

Fish: MORE!,MORE!

Patrick: Hi SpongeBob!

Fish:"Stares at Patrick"

Patrick: Me and SpongeBob would be at the. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm. Market! To get stuff from the Krusty Krab "Whispers to SpongeBob" Lets go to the Apple Store for 15 minutes!

SpongeBob: But Patrick I can't my let boss down!

Patrick: Quit being a baby SpongeBob! Me or your boss?

SpongeBob: "In SpongeBob's Mind" Me or your boss, Me or your boss, Me or your boss, Me or your boss, Me or your boss

SpongeBob: OK! Lets go.

Mr.Krabs: You got a 15-minute break and I want you back here in 15 minutes! If not you get sent home for the day! And we get a professional fry cook to take over for the day!

SpongeBob: Yes sir.

"Bubbles"

"SpongeBob and Patrick running"

SpongeBob and Patrick: "Runs and opens door"

SpongeBob: Where's the play room?

Worker: In the right.

SpongeBob: Thank you my good man. Lets go Patrick!

"Bubbles"

SpongeBob: Hey Sandy!

Sandy: Howdy SpongeBob, So hows the iPhone? How long have you been playing the iPhone?

SpongeBob:"Stares at Sandy"

French Narrator: 5 minutes later

Sandy: Um SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: All........................ DAY!!!!

Sandy: SpongeBob what did I tell you!

"SpongeBob playing multiplayer on iPhone with Patrick on iPod Touch"

Patrick: I won!

SpongeBob: awwww..........

Sandy: Uh, He didn't listen "Walks away"

French Narrator: 10 and a half minutes later.

"SpongeBob Running"

SpongeBob: I'm gonna be late!

"Opens Door"

Mr.Krabs: "Angrily staring at SpongeBob" SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Yes, sir?

Squidward: "snickering"

Mr.Krabs: Your 1 minute late!

SpongeBob: I know sir. So I get sent home for the day?

Mr.Krabs: Yes! I'm very disappointed! I haven't made a lot of money thanks to you! The average is $160 a day and today was $157.75 today! Now go home and clean up your act!

Squidward: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: "Walks out sadly"

Mr.Krabs: You stay here till 1:00 AM.

Squidward: Awwww.

"Bubbles"

"SpongeBob walking to Sandy's House"

SpongeBob: Sandy, Do you think I deserve to have this iPhone?

Sandy: Of course you do SpongeBob. But you need to limit playing it!

SpongeBob: 3 hours?

Sandy: No.

SpongeBob: 2 hours?

Sandy: No.

SpongeBob: 1 hour? "In Mind" Please tell me she isn't going to say no.

Sandy: There! Sandy:Play the iPhone for 1 hour! Then take a 15 min to 2 hour break! See, it is not that bad!

SpongeBob: Ok.

'"Bubbles"

"Night Time"

SpongeBob: Playing his iPhone Hardheadedly"

SpongeBob:"Falls asleep puts iPhone on desk

SpongeBob's Dream

SpongeBob: Oh Hi iPhone!

iPhone: Hi SpongeBob do you want to play Temple Run?

SpongeBob: Yes please Ms. iPhone!

SpongeBob playing Temple Run

French Narrator: 15 minutes later........

iPhone: Oh SpongeBob, I'm getting ready to shut off! .1% Charged! Please Help me (Repeats, voice gets lower) "Shuts off"

SpongeBob: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why????!!!! "Cries"

"Sad Music"

"SpongeBob Wakes up"

SpongeBob: I forgot to charge my iPhone! "Checks iPhone"

"On iPhone" iPhone 36% Charged.

SpongeBob:"Charges iPhone" There you go iPhone!

"Bubbles"

Alarm Clock!

SpongeBob: I'm Ready!

"SpongeBob in 30 mins early"

"SpongeBob texting Patrick"

"SpongeBob Meets Patrick at the Apple Store"

Patrick:Hey SpongeBob I'm gonna get this protective thingy on my touch iPod!

SpongeBob: Me too except I'm getting a case! Which is the same thing. Anyways wanna play Fish Kart?

Patrick: Yay my favorite!

SpongeBob: Ok....... Anyways lets get Started!

Narrator: An Hour later at the Krusty Krab.........

"Mr. Krabs Crying" "Squidward on his iPad"

Mr. Krabs: Where's SpongeBob? Without him I'm losing money!!!!!!

Squidward: Probably at the apple store using WiFi and possibly doing whatever....

Mr.Krabs: Tell him to come NOW!!! I'm losing money! 'Sniffs"

Squidward: How?

Mr.Krabs: Text or whatever Pearl keeps saying with her cell phone! on your pad thingy!

Squidward: It's an iPad and whatever.

Narrator: At the Apple Store.

"SpongeBob and Patrick Playing Fish Kart"

Siri: 1 new message!

"SpongeBob Reading Message"

SpongeBob: I'm late! "Runs to the Krusty Krab"

Mr.Krabs:"Crying" SpongeBob Why? Why? From now on you don't bring that device to work! got that?

SpongeBob:"Sniffs" Yes Mr.Krabs. "Walks out"

"Bubbles"

"House Phone Rings"

SpongeBob: Yes Patrick?

Patrick: Wanna go jellyfishing?

SpongeBob: Um sure.

"Bubbles"

"SpongeBob and Patrick Jellyfishing"

SpongeBob: That was fun!

Patrick: I know right!

SpongeBob: Just let me get my umm...

Patrick: Your what?

SpongeBob: My, my, my...

Patrick: WHAT?!

SpongeBob: MY IPHONE! *rips iPhone out of his pocket and plays angry birds while laughing sort of evilly*

Patrick: Um.. SpongeBob, you ok?

SpongeBob: *pays no attention to anything around him*

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: WHAT? WHERE? HUH?

Patrick: SpongeBob, I think your addicted to that thing.

SpongeBob: Aww, Pat, your right. I'm gonna text Sandy and ask for help.

Patrick: But it's only like 8:30...

SpongeBob: I don't care, I'll do it anyway. (texts Sandy )


 * Sandy texts back
 * SpongeBob texts back
 * Finally, Sandy texts back againMeme-from-iphonetextgenerator-1-.png

SpongeBob: I hope this works.

Patrick: What works?

SpongeBob: Just read my message I sent her.


 * Patrick looks at SpongeBob's iPhone

Patrick: Oh.

"Bubbles"

SpongeBob:"Goes to work"

Mr.Krabs: Got that device of yours!?

SpongeBob: No Sir! "Smiles"

Mr.Krabs: Actually......

SpongeBob: Yes Mr.K?

Mr.Krabs: Get back to work!

SpongeBob: "Grins" ok!

"SpongeBob on his iPhone sneakly"

SpongeBob:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! im a...

Mr.Krabs: Whats going on here, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Yes Mr. K

Mr.Krabs: Go home!!

SpongeBob: "Sniffs" Yes Mr.K. "Leaves"

"Bubbles"

"SpongeBob crying"

"Door bell ringing"

"SpongeBob opens door"

Sandy: Hi SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: SANDY!!!! "Hugs Sandy and squeezes" Sandy please teach me some lessons please!

Sandy: Fine if you let me go.

SpongeBob: Ok! "lets go"

"Bubbles"

Sandy: Ok, let me see your iPod touch.

SpongeBob: It's an iPhone!

Sandy: Well whatever!

"SpongeBob holds his iPhone 5 and Sandy holds her IPhone 3G."

SpongeBob: You have an IPhone 3G?! "laughs" your so outdated!

Sandy: I only use it for calling and texting.

SpongeBob: What about music?

Sandy: I have an iPod shuffle.

Sandy:Lets trade iPhones for a day!

SpongeBob: No! I don't want that outdated device!

Sandy: This is part of the lesson.

SpongeBob: Fine

"Bubbles"

SpongeBob: What can I do with the IPhone 3?

"SpongeBob attempts to install temple run"

IPhone: This app is incompatible with this IPhone.

SpongeBob: Whatever.

SpongeBob: I'll install angry birds.

SpongeBob: YES!!!!!!!! It's installing.

IPhone: This IPhone is too old!

SpongeBob: NO!!!!!!! "SpongeBob throws iPhone on tile floor"

"SpongeBob angrily picks the IPhone up noticing the cracked screen"

SpongeBob: Oh no! "SpongeBob turns into different directions"

SpongeBob:What will I do?

"SpongeBob runs to the Apple Store"

SpongeBob: Can you PLEASE fix the IPhone?

Worker: Do you have a warranty?

SpongeBob: Um........

Worker: I'll replace it for $199.

"SpongeBob runs out"

"SpongeBob runs to his house on his computer"

SpongeBob: $50?

"Sandy knocks on the door"

SpongeBob: Um......

"SpongeBob gets a dummy IPhone"

"SpongeBob opens the door"

Sandy: Hi SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Hi!!!! "Smiles"

Sandy: Can I have my IPhone back?

SpongeBob: Of Course. "Hands Dummy Iphone"

"Sandy turns it on"

Sandy: It doesn't look real.

SpongeBob: Um its not charged.

Sandy: It looks fake.

"Sad Music"

SpongeBob: Fine I'll tell! I got mad and threw it on the kitchen floor! "SpongeBob goes into Sandy's knee begging her to not punish her"

SpongeBob: Please forgive me.

"Sandy makes an face"Fine.

Sandy: Come with me.

"Bubbles"

"Sandy replacing cracked screen with brand new one"

Sandy: See? I knew you were gonna crack the screen so I got a new screen for replacement to install.

SpongeBob: Oh.

Sandy: Do you really need an IPhone 5?

SpongeBob:"shrugs" no.

Sandy: I got something better for you. Give me the IPhone and I'll give you something way better!

"Bubbles"

SpongeBob: "Trying out the Nokia 3310"

SpongeBob: Gary! "Throws Nokia on tile floor"

SpongeBob:"Notices hole on kitchen floor  Wow.

"SpongeBob finds Nokia on the floor and notices that the Nokia is still working.

SpongeBob: What a strong phone.

"Door bell ringing"

SpongeBob opens the door"

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Hey buddy! You should try the Nokia 3310! It's pretty strong!

Patrick: What's that? Is that an IPhone? Ok!

SpongeBob: Um.........

Narrator: Meanwhile, in Squidward's house.

Squidward: "Holding new IPhone 5 that Sandy gave to him and dancing"

Squidward: I HAVE AN iPHONE, AN iPHONE!

'Drops iPhone and cracks"

Squidward: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Card: The End!

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