Pilot (Breath Of Freah Squidward)

The Pilot episode of Breath Of Fresh Squidward.

Transcript
[''Bikini Bottom Town Hall invites a party to everyone, and in the previous month Squidward sent a request to be a stage act as a clarinet player. However, he didn't get an invitation so he complains to the hosts'']

Squidward: I don't have an invitation

Mayor: OF COURSE YOU DONT!!!

Squidward: Why?

Mayor: You're a grumpy, selfish, squiddy, horrible LOSER!

Squidward: Yes, I am [Begins to cry]. Gotta get the knife.

Mayor: Cry for the rest of your life!

[''Sad Music Plays. Squidward walks to home via a deserted road. Squidward dials SpongeBob on his old phone'']

Squidward: He..Ha..Hello?

SpongeBob: Yes? Are you calling me?

Squidward: Yeah...Can we talk about...friendship?

SpongeBob: Whaaawww [''SpongeBob faints. Gary on the phone'']

Squidward: Hello?!

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: He fainted. And he's dizzily saying something?

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: That he was asking me to come at his house tomorrow?

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Thanks

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: He fainted because a book hit him?

Gary: Meow?

Squidward: Drive him to the doctor? Is this my first test of kindness?

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Be there in 10 minutes. Bye.

[Squidward hangs up]

Squidward: Well, my first act of kindness is to remove that electrical thingy

[Squidward removes cables, but gets shocked]

Squidward: Woah

SpongeBob: I feel dizzy again

Squidward: Hold on [Carries an unconcius SpongeBob to the back of the car]

Gary: Meow?

Squidward: The Zoo exhibit? Are there pretty little seahorses there?

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Count ME IN!!!

Gary: Meow-Woah

THE NEXT DAY AFTER THE ZOO VISIT

SpongeBob: You're Ready

Squidward: Woohooo!!!, Yeah

Patrick: Did it come true!

SpongeBob: YEAH!!!

All: Woohooo!!!

Patrick: Gary talks?