The Saddest Trip Ever

(Scene begins with Nats boat driving down the Highway)

(Nat, Pilar, and Shubie are all in Tears)

Nat: I remember...Your Grandma Harriet!

Shubie (Crying): I...Literally can't even right now! Waaaaaaaa!

Susie: What are they crying about Pilar?

Pilar (Crying): Waaaaaaaaaa!

Susie: Oh, he's crying too!

Nat: Lets...Try to listen to some music...

(Nat turns on music)

Singer: Over the river and through the woods to Grandmothers house we go!

(Nat, Shubie, and Pilar all start Crying)

(Susie notices Nats about to crash, so he grabs the wheel at the last second)

Susie: KEEP IT TOGETHER DAD!

Pilar (Bawling): She's not even a part of my Family! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Susie: I don't know why their being such Crybabies?

Baby Billy: *Ahem*

Susie: Oh! Sorry!

Nat (Bawling): Hey *Sniff* Pilar! Want to...DAUGH! I Can't even!

(Nat & Pilar cry together to the tune of "The wheels on the Bus")

Susie: This is getting ridiculous!

Susie: MOM, DAD AND PILAR! STOP CRYING!

Shubie: *Snif* Honey...When someone-

Susie: I already watched that episode of Happy Little Scallops!

Shubie: oh...

(Pilar hugs on to Susie)

Pilar: It's a emotional cling, and you wouldn't understand.

(Susie blushes)

Nat (Crying): Hey! How about *sniff* we go...to...

Susie: Believe me, I would rather be at Gloveworld

Shubie (Crying): *sniff* Your grandmother made the skirt your *sniff* wearing

Susie: I thought it was fred?