A Bubbling Beginning

A Bubbling Begininng is the first episode from the spin-off The Amazing Race. It aired on January 4, 2013. The next episode is Things Get Sticky.

Plot
The contestants start off in Bikini Bottom on the first leg of the race to a huge award.

Transcript

 * Setting: Chum Bucket
 * Plankton: Hello, I'm Sheldon J. Plankton and this is my new show called, The Amazing Race. I have created this to destroy- I mean, challenge ten teams for the ultimate award that is unrevealed.
 * SpongeBob: Um, what is it?
 * Plankton: [facepalm] As I just said it is unrevealed. Now let's meet our teams.
 * [scence shows the ten teams]
 * Plankton: Wow! There's alot of you! So let's just say we have ten teams, I mean, we already know all your names right. Now this is the first leg of the race around the ocean.
 * Squidward: Where's is the clue were supposed to get!
 * [Plankton reveals a box filled with ten clues]
 * Larry: Your teams must travel to the Krusty Krab to retrieve there next clue.
 * Sandy: Let's go!
 * Old Man Jenkins: What's that?
 * Bubble Buddy: ---
 * [Teams rush out of the Chum Bucket rushing towards The Krusty Krab]
 * Jim: I can see that huge prize right in front of me!
 * Stanley: I forgot to mention when you paired up with me I'm a hazar-
 * [Suddenly a boatmobile blows up]
 * Jim: *dazed* Uh.
 * Setting: The Krusty Krab
 * [SpongeBob and Larry retrieve the clue first]
 * SpongeBob: *reads* Do you want to Swash or Wash?
 * Plankton: This road block allows teams to choose between Swash or Wash!
 * [Plankton is shown at Goo Lagoon]
 * Plankton: Swash, allows teams to race across Goo Lagoon and retrieve a clam from an island not far out and when they complete this task the lifeguard will hand them there next clue.
 * [Plankton is now shown at the Bikini Bottom Retirement Home]
 * Plankton: Wash, allows teams to wash five old man in these wooden tubs. When they are finished the manager will hand them there next clue.
 * Larry: Let's do Swash! Cause I'm great at swimming!
 * [Pearl and Patrick arrive grabbing a clue]
 * Pearl: Uh, I don't want to wash old men so let's do Swash.
 * [All the other teams arrive]
 * Sandy: Let's do Swash.
 * Squidward: Fine by me.
 * Dirty Bubble: Uh, Barnacle Boy it's time to grab a sponge.
 * Barnacle Boy: *gulps*
 * Stanley: Um..let's do wash cause it doesn't sound too dangerous.
 * Jim: I hate my life.
 * Mermaid Man: Evil!
 * Manray: I can't work with this! Let's just go do Swash and get this over with.
 * Karen: By processing my calculations. *beeps* We should do Wash.
 * Setting: Goo Lagoon
 * Larry: See you, suckers!
 * [Larry hops into the water followed by Sandy]
 * Sandy: Nice try!
 * Old Man Jenkins: Um, do you want to go?
 * Bubble Buddy:
 * Old Man Jenkins: Fine then!
 * Squilliam: Ugh! You had to choose this, snail. I can't believe I even signed up for this show.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Setting: Retirement Home
 * Mrs. Puff: Ugh! This is so disgusting!
 * Karen: Hurry up! We don't have all day.
 * Barnacle Boy: I can't believe I have to do this.
 * Stanley: Ok kind sir. I'm just going to wash your back.
 * [Old man blows up]
 * Stanley: Aw, fooey!
 * Setting: Goo Lagoon
 * [Larry is shown swimming and grabbing a clam]
 * SpongeBob: You can do it Larry!
 * [Lifeguard hands SpongeBob there next clue]
 * SpongeBob: You must make your way to Patrick's rock where it is the pitstop for this leg of the race.
 * [Larry and SpongeBob take off while Squidward and Sandy come behind them]
 * Sandy: Move it or lose it!
 * Setting: Retirement Home
 * Barnacle Boy: Finally done.
 * [Manager hands them there next clue]
 * Dirty Bubble: Make your way to Patrick's rock where this is the pitstop for the first leg of the race.
 * [They run off while Karen and Mrs. Puff continue to scrub there second man]
 * Karen: I've estimated that with my engineering I can triple the speed we wash.
 * Mrs. Puff: You could have told me that before my hands smelled like old feet.
 * [Karen uses her super-fast cleaning skills to clean up the last three men]
 * Manager: Good job! But I'm prettty sure that's cheating.
 * Mrs. Puff: Oh well!
 * [Mrs. Puff grabs the clue and runs off to get to the next pitstop]
 * Setting: Goo Lagoon
 * Old Man Jenkins: Finally!I got it!
 * Patrick: I'm drowning!
 * Pearl: I can't believe I got stuck with Patrick
 * [Lifeguard hands Bubble Buddy a clue]
 * Old Man Jenkins: A rock, well things couldn't get any weirder.
 * [Bubble Buddy and Old Man Jenkins run while Patrick continues to drown]
 * Patrick: Help!
 * Setting: Patrick's Rock
 * [SpongeBob and Larry are shown on the pitstop]
 * Plankton: SpongeBob and Larry, you are the first team to reach the pitstop for this leg of the race.
 * SpongeBob: Yay!
 * Squidward: Dang it! I thought we were going to be first.
 * Plankton: Squidward and Sandy, you are the second team to reach the pitstop for this leg of the race.
 * Sandy: Yee-haw!
 * Setting: Retirement Home
 * Jim: Hurry up!
 * [Old man blows up again]
 * Stanley: Drat!
 * Setting: Goo Lagoon
 * Manray: That was pure easy.
 * Squialliam: Finally your back, snail.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Setting: Patrick's Rock
 * Plankton: I'm glad to say Barnacle Boy and Dirty Bubble, you are the third team to arrive at the pitstop for this leg of the race.
 * Barnacle Boy: [runs to the bathroom]
 * Dirty Bubble: Ugh, how did he defeat me!?
 * Plankton: And another team has arrived. Karen and Mrs. Puff, you are the fourth team to make it to the pitstop for this leg of the race.
 * Mrs. Puff: I can't believe I went through all this to get my hands smelling like old gym socks.
 * Karen: Stop being a baby.
 * Setting: Bikini Bottom Downtown
 * Old Man Jenkins: There that is the rock in the clue!
 * Bubble Buddy: ---
 * Setting: Patrick's Rock
 * Plankton: Old Man Jenkins and Bubble Buddy, you are the fifth team to reach this pitstop for this leg of the race.
 * Old Man Jenkins: Can I use the bathroom now?
 * Barnacle Boy: [yells] Taken!
 * Setting: Goo Lagoon
 * Lifeguard: I can't belive I had to save you. Twice.
 * Pearl: Just give him the clam already.
 * [Patrick hands the Lifeguard the clam getting a clue]
 * Patrick: Yay! I get to go home!
 * Setting: Retirement Home
 * [Old man blows up again]
 * Jim: You know what!
 * [Jim grabs sponge and cleans old man]
 * Jim: Finally done.
 * [Manager hands them a clue]
 * Setting: Patrick's Rock
 * Plankton: Manray and Mermaid Man, you are the sixth team to arrive at this pitstop for this leg of the race and Squilliamand Gary, you are the seventh team to arrive at the pitstop fot his leg of the race.
 * Stanley: There's the pitstop!
 * [Patrick's rock blows up]
 * Plankton: Jim and Stanley, you are the last team to reach the pitstop for this leg of the race. I'm sorry to say you have been eliminated from the race.
 * Stanley: Aww, foey.
 * Jim: You know what! I'm happy cause after today I have a phobia of sponges.
 * Plankton: And that concludes the Amazing Race.
 * [end of episode]