JEFFY IS GAWD: Criticizing-Cringe

JEFFY IS GAWD: Criticizing-Cringe is the second episode of the first season of Discord Crib.

Plot
An imposter in the guise of user joins the crib without anyone knowing it's all false. However, the impossible ensues. The newly nicknamed Indonesian fuck is throwing fits and tantrums yelling "JEFFY IS GAWD." whilst calling Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders (played by ) for help.

Cast

 * as "left the wiki like 7 times"
 * as "Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders"
 * as "pee pee succ"
 * as "yknoew"
 * as "KKKeply GG"
 * as "cal chuchesta"
 * as "spongebot's racial slur"
 * as "🅱ig ol’ Penis"
 * as "British Teabag"
 * Unknown as "KrabbyBee"

Transcript
[meanwhile at the #hub at luis_yt's discord crib]

spongebot's racial slur: i am into robots

pee pee succ: What the fuck

spongebot's racial slur: why

pee pee succ: You should have told me that sooner so I could send my n00ds

KKKelpy GG: isn't sbca asian

pee pee succ: Yes

British Teabag: And I'm British.

KKKeply GG: shut up ghastlyop, basket sponge ended 2 years ago

British Teabag: well, if you haven't heard, it's currently on its fourth season.

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: ghastly you damn fool, no one cares

left the wiki like 7 times: new episode out tomorrow btw

KKKeply GG: shut up 11

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: kelpy you damn fool, only I can call him that

🅱ig ol’ Penis: ghastly you don't even know you can't end a basketball game in a tie

British Teabag: there's WAY too much shit going on right now.

left the wiki like 7 times: did someone call me

KKKeply GG: aren't you asian

left the wiki like 7 times: yes

KKKeply GG: @cicicity

spongebot's racial slur: what

KKKeply GG: he can send you some tasty noods

left the wiki like 7 times: are you implying that i make good noodles

KKKeply GG: maybe

left the wiki like 7 times: or are you implying that cicicity would like some asian nudes

KKKeply GG: maybe

left the wiki like 7 times: because that's just racist

cal chuchesta: you mean racsit

[meanwhile on cicicity's computer]

-google search: png robot-

-send to discord-

spongebot's racial slur: i leaked spongebot's nudes

pee pee succ: hey dats me

spongebot's racial slur: i love this fucking discord.

cal chuchesta: travis I'm not joining your party because your a dick, you wont even let me use titles for episodes of episodes that you never did for Livin with the squid

cal chuchesta: thats untouched material right there

pee pee succ: Travis is a dick? He is PenisMan?

cal chuchesta: yes

pee pee succ: confirmed travis is penisman

spongebot's racial slur: well he does consider himself a penis man.

KKKeply GG: ba-dum-tss

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: calaz you damn fool, i never said that you couldn't do that

cal chuchesta: so i can call an episode Topher's Sex Advice?

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: yes

cal chuchesta: yee

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: calaz my underaged apprentice

cal chuchesta: yes?

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: you mentally disturbed cretin

spongebot's racial slur: you called?

KKKeply GG: ba-dum-tss

cal chuchesta: shut the fuck up keply, you're only here to demote travis

KKKelpy GG: woah, calaz trying to use his big boy words

[at #criticizing-cringe at luis_yt's discord crib]

A wild KrabbyBee appeared...

KrabbyBee: Hi

left the wiki like 7 times: NICKNAME NEEDED

left the wiki like 7 times: where are you from

KrabbyBee: Palembang, Indonesia

left the wiki like 7 times: HAHAHAHAHA

yknoew: bee-itch you can just put xD yknoew

spongebot's racial slur: >yknoew

left the wiki like 7 times has changed KrabbyBee's role to "Indonesian fuck"

KrabbyBee: Why is my rolename like this Thats disrespectful

left the wiki like 7 times: no it's not it's utter respect

British Teabag: I'm the british fuck.

KrabbyBee: Youre mean

pee pee succ: lmao

left the wiki like 7 times: we would call you something more personal but you don't edit much krabbyfuckingbee

KrabbyBee: Ah okie

left the wiki like 7 times: i imagine underaged wikia users liking sml surprised troydan reacts didnt say much when he reacted to the jeffy cringe compilation

pee pee succ: LIBB actually has a few eps based on SML.

left the wiki like 7 times: i see but hey it’s not my demographic so who am i to judge

pee pee succ: LINBB is literally a shitty parody of it I made as a joke.

left the wiki like 7 times: linbb?

pee pee succ: Life in Not Bikini Bottom.

left the wiki like 7 times: oh

pee pee succ: I mean it has a great title card.

left the wiki like 7 times: pluto fucked up the templates btw also how is he not here yet i think he’s learning how to use the app store

KrabbyBee: How dare you!

KrabbyBee: I love SML.

KrabbyBee: Jeffy is God.

left the wiki like 7 times: i'm sorry for having offended you and hope it does not affect your stance on my bureaucrat request

KrabbyBee: But you said bad shit against SML. I must defend. Can I join the call?

left the wiki like 7 times: yes

KrabbyBee: WOOHOO

left the wiki like 7 times: bye

KrabbyBee: Why?! TRAVIS WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING?!! Damn fool.

left the wiki like 7 times: lol

pee pee succ: lol what did i miss

left the wiki like 7 times: nothing much

KrabbyBee: I DEFENDED SML JEFFY IS GAWD.

left the wiki like 7 times: gawd?

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: im talking now

KrabbyBee: Yehey.

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: what the hell are you doing

KrabbyBee: Junior is cringeiy.

left the wiki like 7 times: cringeiy? i mean all of them are but

KrabbyBee: HEY

pee pee succ: Not as cringeiy as you saying "JEFFY IS GAWD."

KrabbyBee: NO THEIR NOT HE IS GAWD LIKE

pee pee succ: is this real

left the wiki like 7 times: thank goodness this is criticizing cringe

pee pee succ: Am I dreaming?

KrabbyBee: HEY I’M E E TO BE

pee pee succ: Yeah I think I am dreaming. This can't be real.

KrabbyBee: YOU ARE WE ARE ALL IN A MAGICAL WORLD FRICKER!

left the wiki like 7 times: >FRICKER!

pee pee succ: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THIS?

left the wiki like 7 times: omfg

KrabbyBee: Because I like to. How dare you?!

left the wiki like 7 times: i dare to

pee pee succ: this is fucking cringe

KrabbyBee: Travis! Save me. They’re bullying me!

left the wiki like 7 times: HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

pee pee succ: Fucking dying.

KrabbyBee: NO! DONT TAG MY KRABBY BEE SELAMAT DATANG!

left the wiki like 7 times: i'm dead

pee pee succ: please kill me

KrabbyBee: TRAVIS WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME IN THE CALL BULLIER! FAGGOT B*TCH C*NT P*SSIE

left the wiki like 7 times: pussie omfg

KrabbyBee: How dare you. NO! WHY JEFFY IS GAWD?!!!! THOUGH HE IS HUHUHUHHJJHHHHH

spongebot's racial slur: i've only just hopped on but this is fucking brilliant.

KrabbyBee: STOP YOU BULLIERS

left the wiki like 7 times: HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMFG DEADASS

KrabbyBee: Ho no! The You are swearing!

left the wiki like 7 times: wtf is happening

spongebot's racial slur: criticising cringe has become the cringe.

left the wiki like 7 times: lmao

KrabbyBee: What is lmao? I dont understand. I’m indonesian.

pee pee succ: Laughing my ass of. Retard.

KrabbyBee: Off* Retard

KrabbyBee: Lmao arent you the autistic fuck

left the wiki like 7 times: he is

spongebot's racial slur: hey so am i.

pee pee succ: dats mennnn

KrabbyBee: Lol everyone here is autistic

pee pee succ: dont insult my autism

spongebot's racial slur: my autism is very fragile

KrabbyBee: triggered bitch

KrabbyBee: Indonesia > Philippines

left the wiki like 7 times: HEY BITCH

pee pee succ: he verry men

left the wiki like 7 times: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

spongebot's racial slur: making fun of eachother is basically the entire point of this discord.

left the wiki like 7 times: we beat you 121-52

KrabbyBee: Fuck you INDONESIA BETTER THAN PHILIPINOS

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: wait what the fuck what the---

KrabbyBee: FUCK YOU TRAVIS

Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: ---fuck

pee pee succ: travis shoot me pls

KrabbyBee: SHUT UP AUTISTIC FUCK, FUCK AUTISTIC PEOPLE, FCUCREJNESFNKSEFES

KrabbyBee has been kicked from luis_yt's discord crib

[the end]