The Argument

(Nat and Harold are walking by a Theater)

Nat: Hey, SeaWars: Return of the Jellyfish is coming out soon.

Harold: I hear they have this one character who has Anger Issues.

Nat: Like you!

Harold: What!?! Is not!

Nat: Is too!

Harold: Is not!

Nat: Is too!

(Harold slaps Nat)

Nat: Is TOO!

(Nat and Harold start fighting in a dust cloud)

Harold: Knock it off, Nat!

Nat: Ow! You knock it off, you shark!

Harold: Sharks eat fish like you! You want me to eat youu!?!

Nat: Why are we even FRIENDS!?

(Nat and Harold stop fighting)

Harold: We should have never met.

Nat: Why are we friends?