Basketball Barrage

Basketball Barrage is the fifth Basket Sponge short. It aired on February 20, 2015.

Plot
It has been found out that LeBron has been living in Bikini Bottom and is approached by a barrage of NBA stars who want him back.

Characters

 * LeBron James
 * Kobe Bryant
 * Stephen Curry

Transcript
''[The episode begins at an NBA game, the Lakers vs the Warriors. Kobe tells Stephen Curry the story and even showed the photos he took when he played as Patrick.]''

Stephen: Hey, thanks for showing me your Photoshop talent. Save it for your retirement job.

Kobe: No joke.

Stephen: Where's this place again?

Kobe: Bikini Bottom.

Stephen: Then what's a bikini's bottom.

Kobe: It's an ocean city, it can---oh. Stop it you perv.

Stephen: Whatever, I'm coming with you. I'll just call it a vacation.

Kobe: Let's chat after the game. It's game time.

[After the game.]

Stephen: What was that about the Bikini Bottom?

Kobe: I bought the tickets already.

Stephen: How long will this trip take?

Kobe: A couple of months....BUT I'M KOBE BRYANT! I'M FILTHY RICH! LET'S TAKE MY SUPERHYPERMAXSUBMARINE!

Stephen: Is that supposed to have spaces or is that one word?

Kobe: Just keep quiet, let's go---oh yeah, no spaces.

Nick Young: What are you guys talking abo---

[Kobe and Stephen run away and take a limo to Kobe's submarine.]

Stephen: You have a submarine. What for?

Kobe: You never know. Weeeell, I feed all the art my fans give me to the endangered species.

Stephen: Is that why they are endangered?

Kobe: Yes and get in the sub.

[They arrive at Bikini Bottom in five minutes.]

Stephen: Five minutes?

Kobe: Hence the name.

Kobe: How convenient, there's LeBron.

[They put LeBron in a sack and bring him to the gym to talk.]

LeBron: FINALLY. YOU RELASED ME. WHY IN SPACE JAM'S NAME DID YOU PUT ME IN A SACK?

Stephen: To take pictures of you and tell all the NBA stars that you are alive.

LeBron: They'll think it's photoshop.

Kobe: Just texted them.

SpongeBob: What's going on here?

Stephen: SpongeBob? Where the Bikini Bottom's at?

Kobe: Did you have a childhood? SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS. BIKINI BOTTOM.

Stephen: Well then.

''[A whole group of NBA stars arrive. They all bring LeBron to the submarine and take him away while every game after that, the Bulldogs lost and never returned to the POBA ever again.']''

LeBron: (wakes up) WOAH. WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM.

Stephen: (beside LeBron) I'm right beside you.

LeBron: AGHHH!!!!

[He wakes up again.]

LeBron: What the hell happened?!

[Short ends.]