The Kelp/Issue XVI

Introduction
Hello! Welcome to our final Kelp issue! It's not Christmas related because I don't give a crap. So, we have the final amount of stuff to put in.

--Why does Hagrid look like human Shrek? (talk) 10:57, December 21, 2015 (UTC)

Water Sex? It's too Sexy!
TravisTheGreat, creator of such classics of Livin' With The Squid and Leader Plankton!, posted a controversial episode of his show ParodySponge. The episode, entitled "Water Sex" included deceptions of Jesus, the son of God having sex, procrastination and rape. This is not as unusual things to Travis as the episode was later to be rated R which not that many articles are rated. The episode is still online if anybody would like to see what this is about.