Chance

(Episode opens around the table)

Steve: This time it was a 4 - 2 vote, which I’m pretty sure is the most ever.

EB: I’ll say it. Poopla, you have been evicted again!

Poopla: CRAP! I REALLY THOUGH I WOULD WIN!

Amaya: Haha, you failed.

Plankton: Buh bye.

(Poopla walks out onto the stage)

Steve: And then there were three. Amaya, Plankton, and Squidina, welcome to your final challenge.

Squidina: Oh boy! What is it?

EB: You guys will all be given painting supplies. You must make the best painting to secure a spot in the finale, so good luck!

Plankton: A painting? good thing I’ve done it before!

Amaya: Hey, I’ve stopped art thieves before, this shouldn’t be any different!

Plankton: They’re actually very, very different.

(Plankton starts painting the Chum Bucket on canvas)

Squidina: I don’t know what to do!

(Squidina throws a paintbrush across the room)

Amaya: This is weird without Bob Ross here.

EB: Good point. Steve, why did we do a painting challenge without Bob Ross?

Steve: (quietly) we’ll just reuse it next season since he’ll probably get voted back in.

EB: Ah, okay.

Plankton: This looks great!

(Plankton’s piece is almost done, while Amaya is struggling)

Amaya: This isn’t that bad!

(Amaya’s painting is legit scribbles on her canvas)

Amaya: Well I’m done.

Squidina: How?! I’m not even started! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! UGH!

Plankton: Hey calm down please I’m an artist. I need space to breath.

(Plankton takes an exaggerated breath in)

EB: Wow Amaya, done already?

Amaya: Yep!

(Amaya presents her art)

Steve: This looks decent.

EB: (whisper) no it doesn’t.

Amaya: Bye now.

EB: Okay you guys have five minutes since Amaya already finished you lazy asses!

Squidina: WHAT??

(Squidina splashes green paint on her canvas and makes a weird shape)

Plankton: Done!

Squidina: I’m also done!

EB: Now let the judging begin. I will rate each piece, then Steve will follow soot. We will then average it out and give you our final result.

(Steve and EB walk past the paintings)

EB: Okay I have my ratings. Plankton, you get a 7 for actually trying!

Plankton: Yippee.

EB: Amaya, you get a 1 from me because I have no idea what I’m looking at right now.

Amaya: It’s art, EB, art.

EB: I don’t care what it is, it sucks. Squidina, you get a 10. This is a gorgeous work of art!

Plankton & Amaya: WAIT WHAT?!

Squidina: Yay!

Steve: Alright. Plankton, you get an 8 from me.

Plankton: Nice.

Steve: Amaya, you get a 3.

Amaya: Didn’t Picasso draw basically scribbles?

Steve: No. Squidina, you get a 4 from me. It looks like one of those pictures where you try to figure out what it looks like to you.

EB: Final results are! Amaya in 3rd place with an average of 2!

Anaya: Nooooooooo.

EB: And in 2nd place, Squidina with an average of 7!

Squidina: That means Plankton’s going to the finale?

Plankton: Yep, that’s right. I went to college!

EB: Plankton wins with an average of 7.5. Good job. So this means that Amaya and Squidina are automatically up for elimination.

Amaya: Drat.

Steve: Alright viewers, go vote out either Amaya or Squidina. Who’s going to the end? Well it’s your choice so DO IT. NOW, NO QUESTION. Thank you!

Who isn't going to the finale? Amaya Squidina