News at the Bikini Bottom

News at the Bikini Bottom is the pilot episode of the spin-off, SpongeBob's TV Histories, and the first episode of season one. 

Characters
P.S: Narrator is not a character.
 * SpongeBob
 * News anchor (unknown character name)
 * Squidward
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Old Man Jenkins

Transcript

 * [Image of Bikini Bottom]
 * Narrator: Aaah, the Bikini Bottom, beautiful waters and radiant, [SpongeBob's house] and SpongeBob before work, gives your television.
 * [SpongeBob watching TV] SpongeBob: Yes, the television is a font of news.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * [News anchor appears]
 * News anchor: It's good the news?