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 * Absorbent Days launches its first short, A New Year's Resolution.
 * Absorbent Days launches its second short, A Brat for Pat.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, A Court for the Port. It aired on January 21, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days is now a Featured Article!
 * A Court for the Port is now a Featured Article!
 * As of January 22, 2013, the Spongiest of Them All marathon is back on, officially!
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Castles and Dungeons. It aired on January 23, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Crossover Squid. It aired on January 27, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, A Replacement Borg. It aired on January 29, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Regeneration Sensation. It aired on January 31, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, A Dirty Battle. It aired on February 2, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, A Cephalopod's Castle. It aired on February 8, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Special Delivery. It aired on February 15, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, A Building from Above. It aired on February 23, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Battle of the Patty Flippers. It aired on March 2, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Doesn't Phase Me. It aired on March 10, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, The Fake Virtuoso. It aired on March 16, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, Presidential Peril. It aired on March 17, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, In Between Jobs. It aired on March 23, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Not Who They Seam. It aired on March 30, 2013!
 * Absorbent Days launches its first DVD: Absorbent Days: The Complete First Season!
 * Absorbent Days wins the Krusty Krab Pizza Award for best spin-off show, best spin-off creator, and choice transcript!
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Eye on the Krab. It aired on April 13, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, The Chum Mystery. It aired on April 17, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Samba Mater. It aired on April 20, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, A Polluted Lagoon. It aired on April 22, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Childish Games. It aired on April 27, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, The Slug Quintet. It aired on May 4, 2013.
 * Regeneration Sensation is now a Featured Article!
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Breaking and Softening. It aired on May 11, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Ignore-Amus. It aired on June 22, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Behind the Whale. It aired on June 30, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Star Author. It aired on August 19, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new special, Life on the Statistical Prairie. It aired on September 21, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Rolling Stone. It aired on October 26, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Pink With Envy. It aired on on November 9, 2013.
 * Absorbent Days wins three awards from the New Year's Awards: Best G Spin-Off, Best G Episode, and Best Short!
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, New Age Squirrel-agement. It aired on January 26, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Robotic Ruckus. It aired on February 7, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Comic Stripped. It aired on March 8, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, Fast Food Fads. It aired on April 9, 2014 and it is the first short of 2014 for Absorbent Days.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, Fancy Tips. It aired on April 12, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new Easter short, Cardinal Crab. It aired on April 20, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, High School Horrors. It aired on May 10, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, The Patriotic Heist. It aired on July 4, 2014, making it the first Fourth of July special for Absorbent Days!
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Hot Pursuit. It aired on July 19, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches its first Halloween special, The Forgotten Fry Cook. It aired on October 17, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new special, The Snowing. It aired on December 6, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, the season two, Edge of a Resolution. It aired on December 27, 2014.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, the season three premiere, Blind Appétit. It aired on May 1, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Starving Artist. It aired on May 21, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, The Heroic Barnacles. It aired on June 13, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, The Search for Patrick: Part I. It aired on October 13, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Glum Chum. It aired on October 17, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new short, Heroic Discount. It aired on October 20, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Career Crisis. It aired on October 24, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new Halloween special, Ghastly Bottom. It aired on October 31, 2015.
 * Absorbent Days launches a new episode, Tailgate. It aired on February 7, 2016.

Upcoming Episodes

 * TBA - February 13, 2016