Hail The Almighty HOOPLA!

Hail the almighty Hoopla.

Hail him, Hail him.

Do whatever he asks you.

Hail. Hail. Hail!

Hail the almighty Hoopla.

He's best of them all,

The leader of the bunch.

So just Hail, hail, hail!

Hail the almighty Hoopla.

He is not annoying.

In fact, he's very smart.

He is not forcing me to say this.

I swear, I swear, I swear!

Hail the almighty Hoopla.

Hail him, Hail him.

Do whatever he asks you.

Hail. Hail. Hail!

He's toughest of them all,

So tough that he one of the 10 overpowered anime characters.

I think he might be #1!

Hail Him.

Hail Him.

All Hail the almighty Hooooopla...

As your life depends on it.