The Greatest

The Greatest is the pilot of The Wondrous World of Squidward Tentacles.

Plot
Squidward shows off to a customer that falls in love with him.

Transcript
(the episode starts at the Krusty Krab)

Customer: Oh Squidward! You are so handsome, brave, strong...

Squidward: Well, I do work out.

Customer: (swoons as Squidward flexes his muscles) Tell us, what's your secret?

Squidward: Natural intelligence.

(The end.)