Trapped In The Campaign

Trapped In The Campaign is the eleventh episode of the show, Spongeorama.

Transcript
I’m trapped… cold…. hungry... New New Kelp City is attacking… what should I do?

It all started back on January 26th, 3015…

Nick Powell, the governor of New Bikini Bottom, had created a secret LintQ account called TheHellWithThis, and was secretly sending messages to an unknown user, I forget the username, maybe…Kattam..678? Yeah… that. No one knew except for me because I was his best friend, and he told me. He was sending emails about New New Kelp City should attack our city because it's a trashy city… I don’t know. My mind goes blank. But they were planning something big, real big, I know that for sure...

But about five months later, Nick was giving a speech about a possible rule revision that could be held. And then he turned the caption camera on on his computer.

That was the biggest mistake of his life.

His Email showed up, and everyone there was in state of shock, absolutely disappointed, and started booing, throwing rotten tomatoes, and even pushing him outta town. But, the mayor had to stay in his place for another two years because of the rules in town.

Another month goes by, the mayor talks about opening another Pizzatorium over by the east side of town, which is the most beautiful area of town. Lotsa plants. Yes thiers plants in the future. But, anyway, at that press conference, from what I had heard there was a sniper hidden on the left hand corner of the room. No one knew at all whatsoever what was gonna happen. We still haven't captured him. Apparently the plan was right when someone else starts talking, he would get shot because all the attention that would go on Nick would go on someone else.

Sniper killed him, craziness happened, I got promoted to mayor and, yeah, believe me… it’s hard.

Really hard.

New New Kelp City is still trying to attack our city because they have no idea that Nick has died in a terrible fashion. So when New New Kelp City went with 20 million soldiers, (because the population is so big now), I started to panic.

I ran all the way over to the warzone and screamed “STOP!”. All the soldiers said “Okay.” And left.

I did it… I stopped the soldiers! I’m the best mayor in the world!

[The end]