Drinking Gasoline

Drinking Gasoline is an episode of Reckless and Retired. It is also the Season 2 finale. It is the 45th episode overall.

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Plankton
 * Gary
 * Dr. Gaylord

Plot
When SpongeBob and friends are introduced to gasoline, they are in for something unexpected.

Story
[SpongeBob and friends are at Dr. Gaylord's office for a checkup]

Dr. Gaylord: Open wide.

SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhh-

Dr. Gaylord: (pours a galon of gasoline down SpongeBob's throat)

SpongeBob: (coughs) WHAT WAS THAT FOR????

Dr. Gaylord: It's a new expirement. I'm not just a medical doctor, ya know. I'm a mad scientist.

SpongeBob: WHAT KIND OF SCIENTIST POUR GASOLINE DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS????

Dr. Gaylord: This one.

Patrick: Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

Dr. Gaylord: No, Gaylord.

Patrick: Lord? What is this? Church?

Dr. Gaylord: No, Gaylord is my last name.

Patrick: That doesn't make any- (Dr. Gaylord shoves gasoline down Patrick's throat)

Squidward: Why are you doing this, doc?

Dr. Gaylord: You'll see.

Patrick: That was awful! …..but pretty good. I want some more.

SpongeBob: Me too.....you got anymore, doc?

Dr. Gaylord: Nope.

Patrick: (begging on his knees) But we NEEEEED more! Give us MORE!!!!!

Dr. Gaylord: (chuckles) My expirement was succesful.

Sandy: What was the expirement?

Dr. Gaylord: To see if people could get hooked on gaosline.

Krabs: Why would you test that????

Dr. Gaylord: If it becomes addictive enough, it could be like a drug! I'll sell it on the streets, and make millions!

Plankton: That's not right! You should feel terrible!

Krabs: Ahem. Did you say 'millions'?

Dr. Gaylord: Correct.

Krabs: Excuse me for a second.

(he runs out to the streets; starts selling gasoline to everyone; a montage is shown of Krabs making millions of dollars, as well as becoming addicted himself)

Krabs: I did it! I made millions! …...(falls over and dies)

Plankton: Did we just see an entire montage? (drinks some gasoline)

Squidward: I think so. (drinks some gasoline)

Sandy: Kind of a dissapointing ending. (drinks some gasoline)

SpongeBob & Patrick: WE NEED MORE!!!! (steals the gasoline from Squidward, Sandy, and Plankton)

Squidward: Hey! Give us our jank back!

Sandy: Yeah! We got these from Mr. Krabs!

Plankton: Go get your own supplier!

SpongeBob: No way! I'm a gas head now!

Patrick: Yeah! Gas heads for life!

SpongeBob: #GasHead4eva

Patrick: #DisGasBaby

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Let's go back to our gas house.

Patrick: Great idea!

[They live]

Squidward: We gotta follow them!

Sandy: And get our gas back!

Plankton: Bon voyage!!

Squidward: …..that means “goodbye.” Plankton: Oh....then “vamanos”!

Sandy: (facepalm)

Plankton: Hey, I watched Dora the Explorer, I know this stuff.

[Squidward, Sandy, and Plankton arrive outside the gas house]

Squidward: Welp, this is the place.

Plankton: Let's go kick those gas heads' butts!

[They bust the door open]

[SpongeBob and Patrick are in their drinking and smoking gasoline]

Sandy: Give us back our gas back, you creeps!

Patrick: (giggles) I'm flattered! (grabs her)

Squidward: Hey! Hands off my wife!

Plankton: I think he's high.

Squidward: Off gasoline?

SpongeBob: Tee-hee-HEEEE!!!! Me tooooooo! ;)

Squidward: You can get high of this jank? Give me some!!!!

Sandy: Me tooo!!!!

Plankton: Me three!!!!!

[Squidward, Sandy, and Plankton smoke some more gas]

Squidward: (high) I looooove gasoline.

'Patrick: I loooooove you.

Sandy:' I loooove all of you.

Plankton: Let's never be apart.

SpongeBob: Tee-hee-HEEEE!!!!!!

[The five of them dance around the gas house, completely high]

Dr. Gaylord: (standing outside; hears them giggling) Another succesful expirement.

Trivia

 * Mr. Krabs dies for 6th the time. (World's Oldest Man, Lottery Ruined My Life, Haunted Boat, Survival of the Fattest, Old People Problems)
 * He has also died the 2nd most, after Charles Dingleberry.