Temmie Central/Promos

The following is a list of short promotional adverts that air/ed on Temmie Central to promote upcoming episodes of spin-offs.

My Hill
In the season two premiere of SpongeBob n' Stuff, a legend awakens...

Narrator: Legend has it that deep into Jellyfish Fields lies a hill, a hill almost anyone would want to conquer because within this hill, there's freedom. Or, that's at least what the legend says. (pause) TheLegend27. (we then see that it was just Mr. Krabs reading a story to some kids at the Krusty Krab) The end.

Kid 1: That was it? What a rip-off. Come on guys, we're leaving. (the kids leave)

Mr. Krabs: No, please! Don't leave! (he looks at SpongeBob, Patrick and Temmie who have been listening the whole time)

SpongeBob: We liked your story, Mr. Krabs.

Freedom, fortune and overall goodness lies within just on hill and SpongeBob, Patrick, Temmie and a new friend set out to find it!

Kenny: (muffled) Hey guys, I conquered the hill! (he falls off)

SpongeBob: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

Temmie: u (censored)!

Brand new SpongeBob n' Stuff premieres soon on Temmie Central...

Houston, We Have A Wormhole
You know and love SpongeBob and the gang...

Squidward: Haven't you got patties to make?

SpongeBob: I'm on my break.

Squidward: I hate those four words.

...but have you met their other incarnations?

SpongeBob (BBS): Oh my! I’ve got to get running!

When worlds collide, who knows what could happen?

Sir Patrick: Thanks buddy.

SpongeBob (BBS): Don't mention it.

SpongeBob: That is nice and all, but I'm part of the minority who wants to find my Patrick and get out of here!

Catch all new SpongeBob n' Stuff right here on Temmie Central!

Patrick (BS): Aw man, I wanted Bill Murray.

Temmie Begins
In the darkest of nights, a new hero is on the lookout...

Batman: I'm Bat-

Temmie: temmie!

Batman: What?

Have you ever wondered what Temmie's life was like before he came to Bikini Bottom?

King Tem: (entering the room) Prince Temmie, breakfast is ready.

He was a prince!

Squidward: You said not to argue with the king's orders. Am I the only sane one here?

Temmie: tem is sane.

Squidward: No you're not. You know what you are? A 'tard.

Temmie: (shocked, he gasps) he called me a 'tard! (starts crying)

And a superhero!

(Temmie runs into a phone box and comes back out in a police officer suit)

'''Catch a new series from SpongeBob n' Stuff's PolarKey right here on Temmie Central. Temmie n' Stuff! Premiering soon...'''

Temmie: end o da line!

Joker: Oh, I'm sorry. This isn't Thomas the Tank Engine!