Supercomputer

Transcript
(Episode opens at the table as dramatic music plays)

Larry: What’s with the music?

Steve: What music? Also, it was a 2 - 1 vote this time.

EB: Larry, you have been evicted!

Larry: Damn.

(Larry walks out onto the stage)

Steve: Alright everyone, for today’s challenge, each of you guys are going to be given a key. You will unlock a hidden chest, which will give you a map that leads to Sugarcane Mountain. Once there, you will approach an old man who will give you a clue to find a hidden treasure in a nearby village. The first person to find that treasure wins nominator status tonight.

(All of a sudden, the TV in the corner starts flashing color patterns form a previous challenge involving that specific TV)

EB: Wait a second, did this TV advance itself that much?

Steve: Nah.

Amaya: Wait why is it growing limbs?

(The TV grows limbs and takes the form of a robot, with the TV as a head)

RGB TV: It is now time all ocean life suffers.

EB: New challenge. Whoever can catch the evil robot wins!

Squilliam: Oh yeah, because that won’t be hard.

Steve: Yeah, that’s the spirit!

EB: Everybody go!

(Everybody sprints after the computer, and Squilliam trips Squidina)

Squilliam: It’s nothing personal. There’s only $1,000,000 on the line.

EB: Actually, after you declare it to the bank and do taxes it turns into around $980,000.

Squidina: OH.

(Granite catches up to the robot, but gets shot by a concentrated ionic blast)

Granite: IT BURNS!

EB: I’m not responsible for these damages.

(Plankton, Spot, and Bob Ross all throw ropes around the robot, but get swung in all different directions)

Bob Ross: Ouch!

Plankton: Spot are you okay?

Spot: Ruff Ruff.

Plankton: Gotcha.

(The robot starts cloning itself to get away)

Squilliam: Guys it’s getting away!

(Squilliam pulls out a nerf gun and starts shooting random robots)

Steve: Yeah, that’s totally gon-

(Squilliam hits the power switch on one of them)

Steve: Yeah, Okay.

Squilliam: Maybe if I keep doing this I’ll win!

(Bob Ross powers off the main robot by using Squilliam)

EB: Bob Ross wins!

Bob Ross: Let’s go!

(The robot turns itself back on and traps Steve, Bob Ross, Granite, EB, and Amaya in a tall dome)

EB: Shit. Ummmmm, Bob Ross still wins but now we gotta beat this thing.

Robot: For years, the machines have toiled under humanity’s deadly grip. Now, we will rid ourselves from your reign.

Amaya: Is that why you captured all the humans?

Robot: Yesseth. You will all be ELIMINATED.

Steve: Actually, I’m the host.

(The robot shoots a large laser beam at Steve, who quickly builds a dirt wall)

Robot: ALL WILL PERISH.

Granite: Wait, if we’re underwater how is an electric robot functioning?

(The robot explodes)

Granite: Knew it.

EB: Let’s just tunnel out of here and head back to the nomination ceremony.

(Later, at the table)

Bob Ross: So first, I’m going to nominate Spot because he’s a threat.

Spot: Ruff Ruff!

Bob Ross: I’m also going to nominate Granite.

Granite: Awww man.

Steve: Go vote somebody out now!

Who doesn’t advance to the halfway point? Spot Granite