Patrick Gets His Own Planet

Patrick Gets His Own Planet is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star: Back In Action.

Transcript
(Patrick in a rocket ship and notices a note above a big red button.)

Patrick: "Patrick, do not push this button. S.C." S.C.? Who's that? I'm not listening to him!

(Patrick pushes the button, and the rocket ship flies out of the water and into space.)

Narrator: Whales like cheese, sharks like monkeys! Planet Patrick's oh, so funky!

Patrick: Who are you? What's Planet Patrick?

Chorus: (singing) Patrick!

Patrick: How do all these people know my name?

Narrator: Surfboards rock! Dogs hate catsies, you are watching Planet Patsies!

Patrick: What's a dog? What's a catsy? What the heck's a Planet Pats-

(Suddenly, the ship crashes onto a distant planet, and a green alien crawls out from under it a few minutes later with bruises all over his body.)

Alien: Ow, my scapula...and everything else.

Patrick: Who are you?

Alien: I'm Dobby. You must be the latest idiot sent here by a dying cable network to have wacky adventures on our planet.

Patrick: Sounds about right. Hey, I remember you! I poked you with a stick a bunch in that dream I had where I was a snowman!

Dobby: I can already tell that this will be a very, very unenjoyable experience for me.

(Patrick pokes Dobby with a stick he found.)

Patrick: Poke. (giggles) Poke. I like this!

Dobby: Can someone call a doctor?

Patrick: I'm a doctor!

(Patrick throws away the stick and puts on a pair of rubber gloves.)

Patrick: This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me.

Dobby: Never mind. I'll live with my internal bleeding.

(What a twist!)