Patrick Abandons His Nephews

Patrick Abandons His Nephews is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick crawls into SpongeBob's house with various bruises and scars.)

SpongeBob: Whoa, what happened to you?

Patrick: It's my nephews. They're reprehensible. They're so bad, that I had to look the word "reprehensible" in the dictionary.

SpongeBob: Sounds bad. What do you think we should do?

Patrick: Move to another country?

SpongeBob: I can't do that! I have work!

Patrick: Oh, right.

Billy, Willy, and Lilly: (from outside) Patrick? Patrick, where are you?

Patrick: Hide me!

SpongeBob: How?

(Patrick climbs into SpongeBob's mouth just as Billy, Willy, and Lilly walk into SpongeBob's pineapple.)

Billy, Willy, and Lilly: Have you seen Patrick?

(SpongeBob shakes his head, but then his stomach starts to bubble, and he vomits out Patrick.)

SpongeBob: (wipes his mouth) You really need to stop eating those fried oyster skins.

Willy: Speaking of that, we knew how much you love friend oyster skins, so we brought you a real, live oyster!

(Willy takes an oyster out of his pocket, and it eats Patrick.)

Patrick: (from inside the oyster) Your mouth is a lot less sanitary than SpongeBob's.

Oyster: Just for that, I'm not spitting you out.

Patrick: Darn.

(What a twist!)