SpongeBob and the Dead

SpongeBob and the Dead

Setting The Stage
A Zombie Outbreak Story over the course of an evening, all night and into the next morning.

23 chapters. It's long, but worth reading. This also has no relation to The Walking Dead or The Walking Dead series about Spongebob on here.

Chapter 1 : Introduction
It was a warm Summer evening, in the year of 2003. Spongebob was cleaning up at The Krusty Krab in his usual cheery mood and loving life. Squidward was reading an interpretive dance magazine and tries to hide his tears of never getting into that business and instead being mistreated at the awful Krusty Krab. Mr.Krabs was in his office counting his money as always. Mr.Krabs then exited his office when the clock hit 6 PM.

MR. KRABS : "Alright boys, I know it is 6 PM, butttt..... I want you to stay an extra 10 minutes for something special."

SQUIDWARD : "Whyyyy??? I want to go home and practice my clarinet!"

MR.KRABS : "Mr.Squidward, it's only ten minutes, you'll survive ."

SQUIDWARD : "It better be important."

SPONGEBOB : "Of course it will be, Squidward! The Krusty Krab is the most wonderful place in the deep blue sea!!!" Spongebob says as he blinks his eyelashes while smiling.

SQUIDWARD : "That's an understatement."

MR.KRABS : "Can you two scallywags shut up now so I can show the surprise?!"

SQUIDWARD : "Whatever."

Scene cuts to the creepy Krusty Krab Basement. Mr.Krabs scampers down the steps with a flashlight. Squidward follows, bored and wanting to go home already and Spongebob being scared.

SPONGEBOB(Terrified) : "I always hate going down here!!!"

MR.KRABS : "We won't be long, you gotta see this."

Squidward smiles like The Grinch, stops for a second so Spongebob can get ahead of him. Spongebob notices Squidward is not in front of him anymore and is creeped out. Squidward then sneaks up and pulls Spongebob's pants down while saying...

SQUIDWARD : "Booga! Booga! Booga!"

Spongebob screams so loud, you can hear it all the way from the other side of the city.

MR.KRABS : "MR.SQUIDWARD!!! STOP THAT!!!" "And Spongebob, grow a backbone..."

Squidward is hysterical with laughter.

SQUIDWARD : "It was worth it!"

The scene cuts to ten chambers in a huge clear space otherwise.

MR.KRABS : "We're here."

SPONGEBOB : "What is it?"

MR.KRABS : "Why don't we find out!"

Mr.Krabs takes a hammer(the back side of it) and twirls an ultra secure latch open. The chamber has a skeleton in it.

Spongebob screams in horror at the sight of it.

SQUIDWARD : "Mr.Krabs... I have heard of the saying of why do you have a skeleton in a closet, but... why is there an actual skeleton that was below our feet this entire time??"

MR.KRABS : "Night of the Living Dead!"

SQUIDWARD : "Wait, that creepy zombie flick from 1952?"

MR.KRABS : "1968.."

SQUIDWARD : "Whatever."

MR.KRABS : "When George Romero finished filming the movie. They decided to dump the props into the ocean. When I was building The Krusty Krab around the same time, a skeleton landed on my head." I was as creeped out as Spongebob was at first but eventually decided to lock it up here since that movie was so good and here it remains."

SQUIDWARD : "So let me get this straight, you kept a skeleton for your own purposes for like, what, 35, 40 years??? Are you an egomaniac or something?"

MR.KRABS : "No! I kept it to eventually find the right people to show so I can get lots of moneyaayyyy!!!! For keeping a famous prop!"

SQUIDWARD : "You know what, I can't say I'm surprised."

SPONGEBOB : "Why did you keep it? It's scary!"

MR.KRABS : "It's not real boy! It's fine!" It's wax and been collecting dust in there for almost 40 years, you got nothing to worry about!"

SPONGEBOB : "I hope you are right."

MR.KRABS : "Have I not?"

SQUIDWARD(Sarcastically) : "Yes, many times."

MR.KRABS : "Shut up, Squidward!"

SQUIDWARD : "Whatever."

MR.KRABS : "Anyways, we overstayed our time, it's 6:15 PM, Mr.Squidward and I will go home. Spongebob, you should stay an extra hour and clean up as we have a long and lunch rush day ahead of us tomorrow which means more money!!!"

SPONGEBOB : "But... The Skeleton!"

MR.KRABS(a bit agitated) : "It's not real..."

SPONGEBOB : "..... Ok...."

As the three are walking back up into the dining room... Squidward says to Spongebob...

SQUIDWARD : "Steal your soul!"

Spongebob screams again and Squidward laughs hysterically again...

MR.KRABS : "Stop it, Squidward!"

Mr.Krabs and Squidward walk home as Spongebob is all by himself at The Krusty Krab with a mop in hand.

Chapter 2 : Plan Beyond Z
It is now 6:30 PM, the sky is orange with little blue left. Spongebob is mopping while timid. The cash register looked empty without Squidward sleeping on it all the time. Mr.Krabs's office was dark and creepy.

SPONGEBOB : "Boy, as much as I love working here. It's pretty creepy when it's closed..." "But, it's all good as an awesome lunch rush is tomorrow."

Spongebob continues mopping when he hears a noise.

SPONGEBOB(Hysterical) - "I SURRENDER!!!"

The noise turned out to have been the fryer, it always makes a beeping noise every time the clock hits the number 6 as it resets.

Spongebob continues mopping.

SPONGEBOB : "Wait, who said I can do this alone!"

Spongebob goes outside to where a telephone is stationed out front, he rings up a number."

Phone rings, the scene cuts to Patrick's rock. Patrick is startled awake as he was napping in his chair in his dirty no longer tighty whities and a bowl of cheese balls in hand. He picks up the sand phone.

PATRICK : "Hello?"

SPONGEBOB : "Hey, Patrick!"

PATRICK : "Hey buddy! Uhhh, where are you, you're not home, I checked um, some minutes ago and only Gary was there, watching a western cowboy movie."

SPONGEBOB : "I'm at...

Spongebob pauses for a minute hearing Gary watching a movie until continuing...

SPONGEBOB : "I'm at The Krusty Krab, I'm staying an extra hour to clean up, do you want to come?"

PATRICK : "Sure, I'm craving a Krabby Patty now, my cheeseballs are ruined (PAN TO HUNDRED'S OF CHEESEBALLS SCATTERED ALL OVER THE SAND FLOOR."

SPONGEBOB(lying) : "Yea, sure, you can get a Krabby Patty."

It's now 7 PM, the sky is more orange and the sun is beginning to set. The neon lights on the signs of both The Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket light up.

SPONGEBOB(frustrated) : "Ugh, it's been a half hour, where's Patrick???" His house is only 400 yards away."

Suddenly, Spongebob hears a loud tumbling noise and deep screaming. Spongebob panics until he sees Patrick come out of the chimney landing in the Kitchen all grimy.

SPONGEBOB(relieved) : "About time..."Where you been??"

PATRICK : "Where what?"

SPONGEBOB : "The past half hour..."

PATRICK : "Oh! I was on my way, but I saw a free sale for free Ice Cream by Girl Scouts. I couldn't help it!"

SPONGEBOB : "But.... ah never mind."

After Patrick swallows a double decker chocolate Ice Cream with extra sprinkles in one bite, he says...

PATRICK : "So, you gonna cook a Krabby Patty for me?"

SPONGEBOB : "No."

PATRICK : "But you said you would."

SPONGEBOB(sighs) : "I said that, so I can get you over here."

PATRICK : "What's the point in being here if I can't eat???"

SPONGEBOB : "Cause, I'm lonely and scared."

PATRICK : "Uhhh, why?"

SPONGEBOB : "Mr.Krabs showed me um... a sssss,

PATRICK : "Strawberry Ice Cream!"

SPONGEBOB : "Sssss,"

PATRICK : "Seeds of Watermelons!"

SPONGEBOB : "sssss,"

PATRICK : "Spongecake"

SPONGEBOB(also weirded out) : "sssss,"

PATRICK : "I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter S, Spongebob."

SPONGEBOB : "Krabs showed me... a sss Skeleton."

PATRICK : "Uhhhhh... is that food?"

SPONGEBOB : "No, it's something that is dead."

PATRICK : "Ohhhhh, I like bread!"

SPONGEBOB(Aggravated) : "NO!!! DEAD!!!"

PATRICK : "Ohhh, wait, DEAD!!! NO, GHOSTS!!!"

Patrick tries to run out but Spongebob stops him...

SPONGEBOB : "Patrick, there's no ghosts.

(Gulps)

"Well, I think there isn't."

PATRICK(spooked) : "I wanna go home!"

SPONGEBOB : "But spend time with me, until 7:30 PM and then we beat it!"

PATRICK : "Okayyy, fine."

Meanwhile, at The Chum Bucket

PLANKTON : "Perfect! The Krusty Krab is closed for the night, perfect time to steal The Krabby Patty Formula!"

KAREN : "And you have some sort of plan, that will fail as usual."

PLANKTON : "Will you can it you Wired Integratred Female Electroencephlagraph!" I know this will not fail!"

KAREN : "Chances are 1/1000 that this will work..."

PLANKTON : (angrily stares before looking at a tarp and then smiling) : "This can not fail! I call it the Virus 14,000!" It's a pathogen disguised in a milkshake that will make anybody who comes across me too sick to stop me from stealing the formula and RULING THE WORLD!!!"

KAREN : "How will you initiate the plan, like I need to ask..."

PLANKTON : "I'm glad you'd asked! Apparently, Spongebob and his tubby friend are in there right now cleaning up and before they leave, I need to offer them a little sip of the shake so they will not stop me anymore!"

KAREN : "Honestly, Plan Z is not as bad as this stupid idea."

PLANKTON (grimaces before leaving laughing)

Plankton slips through the doors where he finds Patrick has fallen asleep at Squidward's cash register and Spongebob is down in the basement making sure the skeleton "does not escape." Plankton heads down there.

PLANKTON : "Hey, Spongebob!"

SPONGEBOB(slightly startled) : "Plankton?"

PLANKTON : "Want a drink!"

Chapter 3 : It Begins...
SPONGEBOB : "Planktonnnnn, (then smiles) : You're not trying to steal the formula again are you?"

PLANKTON : "Uhhh, no! I just want to give my bestest friend in the world, a nice little evening drink! Umm, buds be buds right!"

SPONGEBOB : "Hmmm, you may be telling the truth, but I need to examine it first."

PLANKTON(under his breath) : "Curses!"

Spongebob examines the milkshake from start to finish which worries Plankton, hoping Spongebob will not find the little blue dot, which is the pathogen. Spongebob then says...

SPONGEBOB : "Ok Plankton! It looks okay! I'll drink it!"

PLANKTON(Relieved) : "Phew... glad he is such an idiot!"

Spongebob is about to sip the milkshake with the straw until he feels an itch on his leg,he tries to scratch it causing the milkshake to slip out of his arms and spill all over Mr.Krabs's prized skeleton prop.

PLANKTON : "You fool! You spilled it! And that was my only test sample, uh I mean, milkshake!"

As Plankton is walking back and forth ranting and raving on how Spongebob is such an idiot, Spongebob stares in confusion and horror seeing the skeleton lift slightly and turn it's head to Spongebob and beginning to growl.

Chapter 4 : Not The Same
Plankton continues to rant and rave until he looks up seeing the skeleton move and growl. Spongebob begins to have a panic attack.

SPONGEBOB : "That isn't what I think it is, is it?!!!!"

PLANKTON : "A, a, a, A  Zombie?"

Spongebob screams even louder then before when Squidward pantsed him. He runs to the door with Plankton following but the door won't budge, the zombie slowly shambles toward the terrified sponge and curious copepod.

SPONGEBOB : "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

PLANKTON(to himself) : "My plans might not be ruined (then evilly smiles), with this zombie, I can scare Spongebob enough, into surrendering The formula and The Krusty Krab, to me!!!"

Plankton walks toward the mindless zombie, who is looming meancingly close to the copepod.

PLANKTON : "Greetings, my future minion, my name is Sheldon J. Plankton, and I need a favor from you!"

The zombie continues shambling forward

SPONGEBOB : "Plankton, it's dead, it will not listen to you!"

PLANKTON(ignoring Spongebob) : "There is this formula in an office guarded by a 60 something year old crab that needs to belong to me and I want fame and fortune and only you can help me!"

SPONGEBOB : "Plankton, nooooo!!!"

PLANKTON : "So we will do this... I will command you to...

The zombie then crushes Plankton by accidentally stepping on him with sharp foot bones which kills Plankton on impact. Spongebob is horrified that the zombie just killed Plankton. Spongebob then pushes the zombie back far revealing green gush that is Plankton's remains Spongebob then returns to the door and bangs on it as loud as possible for Patrick to hear him.

Patrick wakes up after having a nice slumber and dream of being in Krabby Patty Land. He hears the loud banging and walks to the basement hatch.

PATRICK : "Uhhh, who is it!"

SPONGEBOB(hysterical) : "PATRICK! PATRICK! IT'S ME SPONGEBOB! YOU GOT TO LET ME OUT NOW!!!"

The zombie starts to close in on Spongebob

PATRICK : "Spongebob? What are you doing down there?!"

SPONGEBOB : "I'LL LET YOU KNOW LATER, BUT LET ME OUT, BEFORE I'M EATEN!"

PATRICK : "Who's eating you who now?"

SPONGEBOB : "PATRICK!!!!!"

PATRICK : "Okay, Okay, fine!"

Patrick opens the latch and in a second, Spongebob runs out as fast as possible.

PATRICK : "Hey, wait up!"

Patrick accidentally leaves the basement door open, allowing the zombie to climb up the steps and enter the dining room as Spongebob and Patrick have run outside and both already long down the street.

Chapter 5 : Moar, More
It is quarter of 8, the sun has pretty much set and the sky is dark purple almost dark. Mr.Krabs is home in his bath robe with money patterns on it after getting out of the shower and is watching a TV show called C.M.I : Crime Money Invesitgation.

MR.KRABS : "Ah, money, sweet sweet money!"

Before Mr.Krabs can find out how the quarter found out who killed the penny, he hears loud banging after banging on his front door. He gets up to answer but Pearl beats him to it and opens the door and running in is Spongebob and soon after Patrick. They are both out of breath but Spongebob is still just as terrified as he was when he first met the zombie coming undead.

SPONGEBOB : "Gasping : The Skeleton!" Gasping, "And Plankton,"  Gasping, "And Crush and...!"

MR.KRABS : "Woah, slow down boy! What's botherin ya at this hour."

SPONGEBOB(trying to calm down) : (breathing heavilly), The Skeleton came alive, crushed Plankton to death and is after us!"

PATRICK : "Wait, what?!!"

MR.KRABS : "Yeah, what?!! (then laughs), "Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Perhaps, I shouldn't leave ye alone anymore. Lets go. (picking up his boat keys)

SPONGEBOB(panicking again) : "Go where?!"

MR.KRABS : "To The Krusty Krab, to get this silly little tomfoolery prank over with!"

SPONGEBOB : "But, but, but, IT'S NOT A PRANK!!! THERE IS A ZOMBIE!!!"

PEARL : "Actually, he could be right Dad, why else he is panicking?"

MR.KRABS : "Good point, but we're still going and we'll check the chamber and I will prove to you that it was probably just the trick of the night!"

SPONGEBOB : "But, I don't want to go back to be eaten!"

MR.KRABS(suddenly angrily) : "SPONGEBOB, IF YOU DON'T COME!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Spongebob screams as he gets into the back seat of Mr.Krabs's boat where Patrick enters as well sitting next to him. Pearl gets into the passenger seat interested in what's going on and Mr.Krabs gets in the drivers seat and starts the ignition and drives to The Krusty Krab.

Chapter 6 : Squidward's Rude Awakening
It is 8:00 PM, Squidward is walking home after looking at wigs at the wig shop.

SQUIDWARD : Those wigs were nice, well time to go home and practice my clarinet!

As Squidward walks home going down the street of The Krusty Krab, he notices the light is still on at The Krusty Krab. Squidward looks concerned at first but then scoffs and laughs that Spongebob is stuck "mopping there"  while he gets relaxation. After Squidward leaves, Karen rolls out of The Chum Bucket wondering where Plankton is.

KAREN : "Ugh, where is that tiny loser, he's been gone a full hour, did he actually succeed for once? (Pause), nah, he didn't, probably still even trying to figure out how to initiate the plan.

Saying that, Karen enters The Krusty Krab. The zombie appears to be nowhere. Karen rolls into The Kitchen but finds nobody. Then she enters Mr.Krabs' office and it is more darker since it is full on night time now. FInally she sees the door open to the bathroom. She opens the door and the zombie enters from behind, slowly following her this entire time. She finally sees it but it is too late. The zombie bites into Karen's body tearing out all the electrical equipment. The equipment electrocutes the zombie eventually killing it while Karen shuts off broken. I wouldn't say this was luck though as the pathogen is now loose in gas form causing it to rise out of the chimney and into the sky, where a little shower is on it's way but the pathogen makes a very unusual chemical reaction to happen causing acid rain to fall just on the graveyard, where Squidward is walking by.

SQUIDWARD : "Why is this rain green and ugh!!! It stings!

As Squidward begins to complain on the painful rain, a boney hand comes up from the grave. Squidward eventually calms down and continues on but he hears sounds coming from the grave and turns to see more and more hands rising out of graves and eventually boney bodies and some still having some flesh on them. A zombie notices Squidward and soon after over 20 other zombies begin chasing Squidward and they are faster unlike Mr.Krabs' "skeleton prop." Squidward luckily has outrun the zombies and shows up at The Krusty Krab where Spongebob, Mr.Krabs, Patrick and Pearl are investigating on the skeleton and also where a beyond repairable Karen lays.

Chapter 7 : Realization
SQUIDWARD : "Mr.Krabs, Spongebob, Patrick, Pearl, what are you doing here?"

SPONGEBOB : "Showing Krabs the zombie!!!"

MR.KRABS : "Or my skeleton has been ruined thanks to Plankton's stupid wife!"

SQUIDWARD : "No he's right, Krabs, I just barely escaped 20 of them!"

MR.KRABS : "Mr.Squidward, not a time for sarcasm right now."

SQUIDWARD : "I'm not being sarcastic!!!"

Before Mr.Krabs can defend himself, he as well as Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Pearl see Sandy Cheeks and Larry the Lobster running as fast as possible away from the same 20 zombies as well as new ones. the two burst right into The Krusty Krab. Mr.Krabs sees that Spongebob and Squidward were right and begins to cry more worried that they will eat his money. Squidward, Patrick, Larry and Mr.Krabs use the tables and the wood from the barrels to board up the doors but many zombies begin aggressively banging on the windows as well.

PATRICK : "It won't hold!!!"

MR.KRABS : "I have nothing else!!!"

SPONGEBOB : "We're dead! We're so dead!"

SANDY : "Not yet we're not, I got a plan."

Sandy's plan is to enter The Basement. Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Sandy, Pearl and Larry enter but the zombies have burst through the flimsy defenses. Squidward is almost taken but Pearl saves him. As they enter and shut the heavy metal door which the zombies should not penetrate. They catch their breath...

SQUIDWARD : "I think we're safe."

SPONGEBOB : "I hope so."

MR.KRABS : "Wait, what is that?"

The scene pans to everybody looking at Pearl Krabs and then she looks at her arm which has a significant bite on it. One of the zombies have bitten Pearl when she saved Squidward.

Chapter 8 : What Happened
The scene cuts to Shady Shoals Retirement Home. The employees notice more and more zombies beginning to roam the streets. They are amazed at how fast this all happened. They turned off the lights but still have some little candle light so the zombies won't be drawn over to them. The door also has the couch blocking it to prevent the zombies from getting in.

EMPLOYEE : "Okay, we should be safe."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "I want by Flabby Patty!"

EMPLOYEE : "Mr.Jenkins, you can't, weird cannibals are roaming the streets right now."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "But it's my wedding anniversary!"

EMPLOYEE : "You never married."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "Where's my flabby patty!"

EMPLOYEE : "YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT, YOU OLD 93 YEAR OLD JERK!!!"

The employees frustration is heard by some zombies eating the corpse of a paramedic in the street but they return to eating. The employee is relieved that he did not make the worst mistake ever.

Mermaidman looks worried and walks and opens the hatch to his Mermalair.

EMPLOYEE : "Where are you going Man?"

MERMAIDMAN : "To stop this."

EMPLOYEE : "Stop what? The cannibalism?"

MERMAIDMAN : "Not cannibals, worse..... Zombies."

EMPLOYEE : "Pfft, that's silly"

MERMAIDMAN : "No, it's not. The dead are rising and eating the living. This is not something to joke about. As much I would love a krabby patty."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "Where's my flabby patty!"

MERMAIDMAN : "As much as I would love a Krabby Patty with brussel spouts, I need to stop this."

EMPLOYEE : "How will you?"

MERMAIDMAN : "I got it covered, all I need is the boy to help me. Come Barnacleboy."

BARNACLEBOY : "It's Barnacleman!"

MERMAIDMAN : "No it ain't. Not yet at least."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "Where's my flabby patty!"

EMPLOYEE : "Shut up!"

Chapter 9 : Hope
=== === SPONGEBOB : "What do we do now?"

SQUIDWARD : "It's over, the world is ending, I won't be able to be a famous artist." (Sobs)

PATRICK : "I uhhhh... what are we talking about again?"

MR.KRABS : "I won't make any more money." (Sobs)

SANDY : "Get a grip guys, your dreams are still possible, if we can figure out over yonder on how we deal with Pearl's bite and how to kill every dead sucker we come across! It's all good! My fellow scientists should be figuring out the cure soon!"

PATRICK : "Says you!"

SANDY(Ignoring Patrick) : "Pearl, how does your bite feel right now?"

PEARL : "It doesn't hurt, it actually didn't hurt when the zombie peeled my flesh off causing it, yea that's a surprise too." "I only screamed a bit since it was scary, not because, it hurt."

LARRY : "Fascinating."

MR.KRABS : "How does this help our situation again?"

SANDY : "What I'm trying to say is that we gotta kill these things before they kill us."

SPONGEBOB : "How do we do that, we don't have any weapons of any kind." "And I don't know how to fight."

MR.KRABS : "Actually, I got an arsenal full of guns and knives down the hall down here saved from me military days."

SQUIDWARD : "You have an arsenal down here? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT BEFORE??!!"

MR.KRABS : "Because, I had no idea that the Zombie Apocalypse was going to start tonight and I didn't know I needed to kill those ghouls you barnaclehead!"

SANDY : "Will you can it! Now, tell me,,, lead us to this arsenal."

MR.KRABS : "It's this way, follow me."

Chapter 10 : The Cause
Mermaidman is studying through his history detector(a machine that can track all Bikini Bottom History dating back to 1918). Barnacleboy is desprately trying to make himself look more manly but fails epicly.

BARNACLEBOY : "Mermaidman, I am 64 years old! When can I be a man??"

MERMAIDMAN : "Not now, trying to figure out what caused the dead to rise."

Mermaidman investigates earlier in the evening and is about to give up but then sees a red dot on his radar scan. The red dot is actually Plankton, from earlier, entering The Krusty Krab with the pathogen in the milkshake which started this mess.

MERMAIDMAN : "The dot is Plankton. He started it. Wait, hold the evil phone uhh ahhh, EVIL!!! EVIL!!!!

BARNACLEBOY : "You were saying."

MERMAIDMAN : "Right sorry, Plankton is a scientist right?"

BARNACLEBOY : "Yea, so."

MERMAIDMAN : "So, I think he created some sort of virus that caused a reaction to make the dead rise, I don't know what he fully did or what ever happened to him or if he even is dead now but that little maniacal twerp started this somehow, so I must end it."

BARNACLEBOY : "I can help too."

MERMAIDMAN : "No, it's a one man job, and you, well... are kind of not a man."

BARNACLEBOY(sarcastically) : "Oh that's nice... REAL NICE!"

MERMAIDMAN : "Use your indoor voice, I raised you better than this."

BARNACLEBOY : "Whatever."

As Mermaidman continues to try and figure out the cure. The scene cuts to Mr.Krabs leading his friends inside another section of the basement. He turns on a light revealing a significant arsenal of guns and knives.

MR.KRABS : "Now remember laddies, I was a soldier back in the 60's so these guns are very old and delicate and can not be used like a airsoft toy. Does everybody understand."

Everyone agrees except Pearl, who is paler now and beginning to succumb to the infection.

MR.KRABS : "Okay good, lets kill us some undead freaks."

SPONGEBOB : "How do we get out, the door is blocked."

SQUIDWARD : "I second this question."

PATRICK : "I like pie!"

MR.KRABS : "Luckily, I'm not stupid, so there is an emergency exit!"

Mr.Krabs moves a bookcase over revealing a door and he opens it casually and luckilly, the zombies have not reached back there yet allowing the group to escape the murky basement. Sandy tries to get Pearl but sees that she has already died and is turning."

SQUIDWARD : "Leave her, before she bites your tail off."

MR.KRABS : "Not me Pearlie!"

SANDY : "Sorry, Mr.Krabs we have to."

They all exit and after Krabs shuts the door, Pearl's eyes open and are now yellow with pale pupils. Pearl has turned into a zombie herself now.

Chapter 11 : The First Kill
Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Sandy and Larry begin running out and the zombies notice them immediately and run towards them.

Squidward shoots three zombies in the bodies but see they are not dead yet.

SQUIDWARD : "It's not killing them!"

SANDY : "Aim for the head, haven't you watched a zombie movie??"

Another fat zombie wearing glasses is about to bite Sandy but Squidward takes him out with a shot to the head.

SANDY : "Thank you."

Spongebob is so scared seeing 10 zombies charging right at him. Patrick is stationed by the abandoned Chum Bucket and shoots 5 of them in the head.

PATRICK : "Shoot them!"

Spongebob is too scared, so Larry shoots 3 of them and Sandy shoots the last two, the last one bit Spongebob's shirt but didn't sink it's rotten teeth into Spongebob, very lucky.

Larry Lobster then notices his parents on top of a rock and over 30 zombies trying to reach them. Larry runs off to save them.

SANDY : "Larry, leave them!"

SQUIDWARD : "You're almost out of ammo!"

LARRY : "Not yet, I'm not, I got four more rounds!"

Larry shoots at the zombies and the others help as well not wanting him to die. The zombies are seemingly killed here.

Before Larry's Dad, Dennis, can thank them, a zombie busts out of a rock explaining the muffled growling Larry's Mom, Mabel heard and the zombie overtakes Dennis. Mabel freaks and Sandy sees more zombies coming off the horizon.

Larry tries to get his Mom to come but she refuses to move. Squidward picks her up and with Mabel... Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Sandy and Larry head toward the Barg-N-Mart, where a survivor riot is happening at.

Chapter 12 : The Next Project
Mermaidman has goggles on in his Mermalair and using a blowtorch, he is working on a secret project that most likely has something to do with ending this fast zombie outbreak.

Barnacleboy is getting restless.

BARNACLEBOY : "Who know's whats happening up there, everybody could be dead and the zombies will get us eventually Mermaidman. Can I be considered a man now since I am accepting my last night on Earth?

MERMAIDMAN : "I am going to take care of this issue."

BARNACLEBOY : "HOW!!!!???? As soon as we step out there, the zombies will see us and have us as a brunch and leave our remaining innards for the buzzards!!

MERMAIDMAN : "You need to stop Barnacleboy, you need to trust me."

BARNACLEBOY : "Trust you?! How about ordering a pizza while Man-Ray and The Dirty Bubble took turns punching me for my clothes, how about the time The Scorpion took a syringe and sucked out my blood while you were kissing your girlfriend or how about the time, you tricked me with reverse psychology so you can have the last meatloaf?!"

MERMAIDMAN : "What's your point my young boy and companion?"

BARNACLEBOY(while raising an M9 Pistol pointing toward Mermaidman) : "You're also taking the credit of killing zombies and not letting me participate, so I decided enough is enough and I am going to do something, I should've done a long time ago!!!" "Put your hands up and stand against the wall!"

MERMAIDMAN : "You're really going to kill your mentor like this Barnacleboy, just when I'm on the verge of saving the world!"

BARNACLEBOY : "Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me, also taking the credit of saving the world when you should know the torture I went through deserves the spotlight as well!"

MERMAIDMAN : "YOU BETTER PUT DOWN THE GUN AND IF IT IS LOADED, I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD, YOU WISH YOU NEVER MET ME!!!"

BARNACLEBOY : "Who has the gun?... Me! So shut up you old coot and lets make this quick, although I prefer slow.

Before Mermaidman can follow Barnacleboy's orders, Mermaidman takes out the mermarang, jumps out of the way as it hits Barnacleboy in the face causing the gun to shoot in reflex. The gun drops and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy fight to the death for it.

Barnacleboy now takes out his switchblade and tries to stab Mermaidman with it. Mermaidman makes the raging whirlpool.

MERMAIDMAN : "Don't make me do this, Barnacleboy."

BARNACLEBOY : "It's Barnacleman!!"

Barnacleboy picks the gun back up and almost pulls the trigger but the gun and Barnacleboy are hit with the whirlpool. Barnacleboy lands on a frozen tartar sauce chamber housing Man-Ray and his hand accidentally touches the destruct button. Barnacleboy and Mermaidman run fast as the chamber explodes killing Man-Ray inside and injuring Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.

While checking on the chaos outside and the paramedic reanimating. The employee hears the explosion as does the rest of the elderly residents.

MS.SHELL : "What was that?!"

EMPLOYEE : "I'll check."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "It better be my flabby patty!"

The employee and Old Man Jenkins eventually reach the Mermalair where they see Mermaidman and Barnacleboy engaging in a fist fight.

EMPLOYEE : "Knock it off you two!"

They don't listen.

EMPLOYEE : "Hey!!! I said..."

OLD MAN JENKINS : "They are fighting for my flabby patty!"

Old Man Jenkins gets into the fight but Barnacleboy pushes him out of the way.

OLD MAN JENKINS : "I want my flabby patty!"

Mermaidman begins to wrestle Barnacleboy for his switchblade.

OLD MAN JENKINS : "Where's my flabby..."

Barnacleboy then accidentally slits Jenkin's throat while trying to keep the knife away from Mermaidman. Jenkins begins losing blood fast and choking while the employee tries to save him despite not liking his annoying nature but Jenkins has already died.

Mermaidman sees the dead Jenkins and Barnacleboy is shocked on what he just did. Mermaidman gets angry and uses this distraction to punch Barnacleboy in the face and kepping him down as Mermaidman puts the gun to his head.

BARNACLEBOY : "It wasn't my fault!"

MERMAIDMAN : "You're dangerous boy and broke the number 1 oath, never kill an ally, no matter how annoying. The penalty is execution."

BARNACLEBOY : "Nooooo."

Mermaidman shoots Barnacleboy in the head killing him.

Chapter 13 : Riot In Our Flaws
Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Sandy, Larry and Mabel arrive at The Barg-N-Mart where they see the rioters inside the store protesting at the scared owner of the mart.

RIOTER # 1 : "Give us the food!!!"

RIOTER # 2 : "I need to provide for my family... to survive!"

RIOTER # 3 : "You're killing us!!!!!!"

OWNER : "Stay back! Pay the price of $10 each and you will survive!"

RIOTER # 4 : "Like tartar, we will!!!"

OWNER : "Everybody form a nice single filed line and...

The rioters freak out and chaos even more chaotic than Black Friday begins. All the chaos attracts zombies out in the street who start to close in on The Barg-N-Mart.

MABEL : "How do we escape them?!"

SQUIDWARD : "We got guns, they don't."

Saying that, a rioter begins wrestling with Squidward for his gun but Squidward shoots him in the gut killing him now making the rioters protest against Squidward for killing somebody.

SQUIDWARD : "I was just defending myself!!"

RIOTER # 2 : "Octopuses murder!!! Octopuses murder!!!"

SQUIDWARD(annoyed) : "Idiots."

The zombies meanwhile begin pounding on the glass with bare and rotting hands although some are using rocks. Mabel notices a zombie is forcing itself in through the doors tearing off lots of flesh in the process.

MABEL : "They're getting in!"

While Patrick is distracted at the last donut on top of a shelf that a rioter is also trying to get with a broom. Another rioter steals his gun and goes crazy and begins assaulting other rioters and shopping employees. Mabel is struck in the head in the crossfire.

LARRY : "Mom!!!"

Larry shoots the killer of Mabel in the head with a rifle. Mr.Krabs collected a secret stash of vegetables which is good enough that the rioters don't care about but the surviving rioters want their guns.

OWNER : "Krabs, get back here, you need to pay!"

Mr.Krabs, although it shouldn't be survival of the fittest yet, gets angry at that sound and shoots the owner in the head and then the remaining survivors escape.

SQUIDWARD : "Lets get to my house, we have to be safe there!"

SPONGEBOB : "Gary!!! I just remembered! I need to find my Gare Bear!"

Before the survivors can leave, a rioter is able to stab Larry in the leg with a switchblade but Sandy pounds her gun in the rioters face. The zombies break through the glass and begin devouring the remaining rioters, although 3 of them escape and run off into the forest.

Chapter 14 : Survival Side
The scene cuts to Mermaidman putting down Old Man Jenkins when he begins to reanimate after having his throat slit by Barnacleboy accidentally in Chapter 12. The employee comes back downstairs and argues with Mermaidman on an issue..

EMPLOYEE : "It's getting worse, Mermaidman, it's not just zombies now, rioters and psychos are on the loose trying to get supplies to live, what happens if they strike here, the elders don't stand a chance.

MERMAIDMAN : "Don't worry, being a fan of the zombie genre(on days off from saving Bikini Bottom from evil), you know how to deal with the threat of the living.

EMPLOYEE : "How?"

Mermaidman shows the employee his weapon wall he used to defeat evil back in his superhero days and now plans to use it against the zombies, rioters and psychos.

MERMAIDMAN : "You get the aqua glove and the orb of confusion. I will use the cosmic ray and tear gas.

EMPLOYEE : "Man, I don't know how to fight."

MERMAIDMAN : "Just turn the aqua button on on the glove and flip the switch of the orb of confusion, ONLY WHEN YOU NEED IT, it's easy, and we don't have much time."

Mermaidman and the employee come back upstairs where they see rioters holding the elders at gunpoint.

RIOTER #5 : "Lookie here, two more victims to rob."

MERMAIDMAN : "Put down the gun."

RIOTER #6(lying) : "Yea, okay."

The rioter tries to shoot Mermaidman but Mermaidman beats her to it by blasting her with a ray from the cosmic ray. Mermaidman then uses a ray beam on Rioter #5 as well.

RIOTER #5 : "Okay, old fool, you want to play that way."

The rioter dodges some more of Mermaidman's rays and shoots an elder in the head and steals his clothes but stupidly is shot by Mermaidman anyways.

RIOTER #7 : "We will kill more of you, if you don't give us your stuff!"

EMPLOYEE : "Leave Shady Shoals."

The rioter tries to shoot the employee in the head but the employee uses the aqua glove which kills this rioter along with Rioter #6 and another rioter.

The final rioter begins to freak out as he is the only one left.

RIOTER #8 : "Okay, okay you win, I'll go."

As the rioter opens the door, zombies grab him and tear him apart and also begin swarming into Shady Shoals.

Chapter 15 : Squidward's House
=== === Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, Sandy and an injured Larry begin making their way to Squidward's house but encounter more clusters of zombies that are slightly slower but not as slow as well. The survivors use their remaining ammo on them before entering Squidward's house.

SQUIDWARD : "Spongebob! Get my book case and put it in front of the door." Mr.Krabs get my couch."  "Sandy, get the ammo I stored in my closet, don't ask me why."  "Patrick... don't get in the way."

Spongebob and Mr.Krabs do what Squidward says but decide to add some extra barricades as well. Sandy finds somewhat enough rounds of ammo, (40 to be exact and distributes 10 to Spongebob, 10 to Patrick, 10 to Squidward and 10 to herself.)

MR.KRABS : "Where's me ammo, lassie, I was in the military, I have the most experience!"

SANDY : "We need to learn to defend ourselves too, plus we can share."

MR.KRABS : "That's silly but I will not argue because, I got more pressing matters to attend to."

Spongebob got another request from Squidward to pack up some food from the refrigerator and the cabinets. Then he notices Gary The Snail staring back at him while eating some of Squidward's topiary garden outside.

SPONGEBOB : "Gary!!!"

Spongebob runs outside to get his snail much to Squidward's annoyance. Squidward then hears a creaking sound and Sandy says...

SANDY : "Squiddy, the door is starting to budge, we need to move."

SQUIDWARD : "Oh fishpaste!"

Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs and Sandy begin barricading more stuff in front but the zombies just keep knocking it back over as they begin to push in. Patrick hears a sound and turns to see Larry has reanimated into a zombie dying from his stab wounds. Patrick grabs Squidward's vase and smashes it over Larry's head and then bangs Larry's head many times on Squidward's porcelain floor putting Larry to rest.

Squidward then realizes their muscle is distracted causing the zombies to swarm into the house. Sandy and Mr.Krabs retreat since there are too many but Squidward begins shooting at the approaching zombies.

SANDY : "Squidward, we need to go!!!"

SQUIDWARD : "I can't leave my house, I will die with it!!!" "I will not abandon my last piece of dignity!"

The zombies then grab Squidward and lots of them sink their teeth into Squidward's head and as he screams in agony, the rest of the herd gets through the barricades and consume Squidward.

Spongebob, Patrick, Mr.Krabs, Sandy and Gary then retreat to Spongebob's pineapple.

Chapter 16 : Darwin
The employee begins to use the aqua glove on the invading zombies that have entered Shady Shoals.

MERMAIDMAN : "Employee, we gotta go, the zombies are in."

EMPLOYEE : "I need to save the elders!"

Although Mermaidman loves his elderly pals, he knows they won't survive out there and grabs the employee forcefully and they escape through the back door while the zombies most likely and are assumed to have devoured the remaining elderly residents in the retirement home.

EMPLOYEE(angered) : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST LEFT THOSE POOR PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!!"

MERMAIDMAN : "I hate it too, they were my friends but they are the prime example of dead weight and would endanger us all out here, in English, they could not put up a fight. It's just you and me now."

EMPLOYEE : "You should realize, it shouldn't be full Darwin yet, it's only 11 PM! I think."

MERMAIDMAN : "If we don't go Charles Darwin, how will we survive?" "No more questions, we need to head to the mansion."

EMPLOYEE : "What mansion."

MERMAIDMAN : "Squilliam's."

EMPLOYEE : "The trillionaire?!"

MERMAIDMAN : "Yep, his house is surrounded by a hard golden wall, has plenty of supplies, security, even more weapons to use on the dead and plus, spare electricity since the power will go out.

Very coincidentally, the lights and lights in other homes and businesses begin losing power since nobody can man the controls.

MERMAIDMAN : "Right on cue, what are the odds."

EMPLOYEE : "That's weird. Well anyways, how can we make our way through without seeing now?!"

MERMAIDMAN : "Being a superhero, you are prepared."

Mermaidman has three pairs of goggles with night vision on them and gives one to the employee while putting on the other pair, he just ditches the third one since it could've been for Barnacleboy until Chapter 12 happened.

MERMAIDMAN : "Follow me."

Mermaidman and the employee begin running with the goggles on and take out some zombies in their way with the cosmic ray and the aqua glove.

They arrive at Squilliam's Mansion and open the gate where Squilliam, who is the only one there since all of his servants and butlers bolted out to be with their families in the outbreak while others committed suicide.

SQUILLIAM : "What are you doing on my property?"

MERMAIDMAN(pretending like Squilliam is not even there) : "We enter the mansion and keep quiet, this is my only destined safe zone."

SQUILLIAM : "I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you two, I am doing fine."

MERMAIDMAN(still ignoring the rich jerk) : "Oh yeah, I forgot, never let your guard down, it will not help you in a time like this."

EMPLOYEE : "Got it."

Squilliam starts to get mad that these two strangers to him just entered his mansion like it's okay and he can't do anything about it, for now, since the police are still distracted with the zombie threat.

Mermaidman then notices a telephone and sees that Squilliam was planning to call the military(seeing the phone book opened up to their number and page) possibly for self-protection from the zombies or to actually save Bikini Bottom.

Chapter 17 : A Chance
Spongebob, Patrick, Mr.Krabs, Sandy and Gary enter the pineapple and should be safe since the doors are metal and the zombies can't break through. Patrick begins to grieve about Squidward.

PATRICK : "If I just let Larry bite me but ignore it and continue keeping the barricade going, Squidward would still be with us.

SPONGEBOB : "If I would just get Gary and also enter the house, we would be fine. It probably would be even better if we came here first.

SANDY : "Stop blaming yourselves you two, Squidward chose his death, you guys didn't.

MR.KRABS : "I'll look out the window to make sure they are still there."

PATRICK : "I still feel guilty."

Mr.Krabs looks out the window and then a zombie appears in the window and eyes Mr.Krabs straight in the face which Mr.Krabs gladly returns the favor. The stare at the soulless eyes begin to anger Krabs. Krabs eventually has a meltdown.

SANDY : "Mr.Krabs, calm down, you will give us away!"

MR.KRABS(angrily) : "WHY SHOULD I, I LOST MY PEARLIE, I LOST ME MONEY, I LOST MY HOUSE... I LOST ME MONEY!!! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOOSE, ARRGHHHHH!!!!!!"

SPONGEBOB : "You still have us!"

MR.KRABS : "For how long, for all we could know, Patrick could drown in his own tears

Patrick is seen bawling his eyes out continuing to feel guilty about Squidward

MR.KRABS : "Gary could also turn on you Spongebob! I've seen snails do it before back when I served in the Bikini War!"

GARY : "Meow."

MR.KRABS : "Or how about you, Sandy, zombies could smash your helmet and tear you apart while you're still living!"

Sandy then karate kicks Mr.Krabs in the stomach knocking him down.

SANDY(hysterically) : "SHUT UP!!!!!"

MR.KRABS : "Are you gonna kill me? Huh? I'll appreciate it!"

SANDY : "You don't know what I'm going to do you salty old egomaniac!"

SPONGEBOB(angrily) : "STOP IT YOU TWO!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE IF YOU KEEP ARGUING LIKE THIS!"

SANDY : "You're right."

MR.KRABS : "Probably not."

SANDY(with a glazed look in the eye) : "That's it!" (loading her shotgun until Spongebob takes it relatively easily.)

SPONGEBOB : "Thank you, Sandy. I will keep your gun safe."

Spongebob lights some candles since the power went off in the previous chapter. Sandy is sitting on the couch hiding a switchblade, she actually took from a rioter, under her butt while angrily staring at Mr.Krabs, who is staring back angrily.

MR.KRABS : "Hiding a switchblade under your butt, Sandy, I saw you do that."

Sandy does not respond.

MR.KRABS(smiling derangedly) : "Ever fear, when you move the wrong way, the knife will penetrate your suit hiting your green panties?"

Sandy does not respond.

MR.KRABS(starting to get slightly unhinged) : Or are they purple, Sandy? Either way, your butt looks nice in them, it would look nice on mine too.. would it, Sandy, huh?"

Sandy still does not respond.

SPONGEBOB(annoyed) : "Mr.Krabs, since when were you a pervert? Just can it!"

MR.KRABS : "I'm just giving some constructive criticism."

SPONGEBOB : "It's annoying Sandy and it's annoying me, so stop it!"

MR.KRABS : "Everybody's a critic.

This whole butt situation is then interrupted by Patrick, who says they are surrounded now outside and it could be fatal even with the metal doors.

SPONGEBOB : "I'll take care of it."

MR.KRABS : "No I will."

SPONGEBOB : "Krabs sit down."

MR.KRABS : "No."

SPONGEBOB : "You said yourself, your butt looks nice, Krabs, now, I am not trying to be perverted or anything, but would you want it damaged."

MR.KRABS : "If it gets me out of this situation, than yes."

Spongebob tries to stop the skinflit from exiting the front door but Krabs pushes him back and threatens to pinch him if he tries that again."

Mr.Krabs opens the front door, charges through the zombies, getting scratched on the arm but that doesn't stop him from running across the street where he opens fire on the zombies like a madman. Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy and Gary watch Mr.Krabs acting like a deranged lunatic.

MR.KRABS(hysterically) : "ARRGH, ARRGH, ARGHHHHHHHH!!!! COME AND GET ME YOU UGLY LASSIEKILLERS!!!"

The zombies begin to close in on Mr.Krabs even though he is shooting many of them in the heads starting to diminish the surrounding. A reanimated Squidward is also part of the herd.

MR.KRABS : "COME AND GET ME!!! COME AND GET ME!!! COME ON!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!!! COME AND GET ME!!!"

The zombies are about to devour Mr.Krabs but Mr.Krabs commits suicide by using his last bullet on himself, shooting himself in the head and after he dies, the remaining zombies, including zombie Squidward, eat Krabs's corpse. Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy and Gary are all shocked that despite the tension from earlier, Mr.Krabs sacrificed his own life to give the rest a fighting chance until the last possible moment against the zombies.

Chapter 18 : Savior
Mermaidman rings up the Military's number to get them down here to stop the zombie invasion. The employee sits on the couch reading a US History book and Squilliam is sitting uneasy in his chair trying to write his last will.

SQUILLIAM(in his thoughts) : Dear Diary and anybody who could read this, if you see this last memoir, this is my note before I go and blow my brains out as I will not survive with two strangers that just broke into my house and are using my facilities like I'm a nobody. This invasion of the dead could end and whether it does or not, I will not live the same again because, I just cannot comprehend with these two strangers terrorizing my fine wealthy persona like this. Honestly, I'd rather eat barnacle chips with Squidward unless if he is dead right now, which he probably is since he can only suck eggs and that is about it. The point from the getgo is that, this is my end, I will die with dignity and humility. Thank you, Squilliam."

Squilliam then exits his mansion which the Employee notices but doesn't take a concern to.

MERMAIDMAN(talking on the phone) : "Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay thank you Sargeant Kurtis." (hangs up)

MERMAIDMAN : "That was the military, I just informed them of the situation and they are assembling now and going to fix this mess and are glad they know this now although they wanted to know sooner."

EMPLOYEE : "How could we know for sure, it could be a joke."

MERMAIDMAN : "They said, they have been prepared for the zombie apocalypse for a long time and are glad they are finally not viewed as weird by the people anymore, well, the people remaining."

EMPLOYEE : "Well what about..."

The Employee's question is interrupted by the sound of a gunshot and Mermaidman and The Employee run out to see that Squilliam committed suicide by shooting himself in the head while holding a small loan of a million dollars as he said in his diary. Mermaidman is shocked. The sound also attracted a couple of zombies outside the gate.

Chapter 19 : Honor To The Hero
Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy and Gary rush upstairs. Spongebob opens a window. He sees now what he must do. Mr.Krabs was a hero after all and he wants to honor the old fool by taking out the remaining zombies. Spongebob(no longer scared) begins shooting at the zombies that have finished eating Mr.Krabs's corpse.

SPONGEBOB : "Keep coming, suckers."

Patrick and Sandy are also inspired to make a last stand against the zombies. Patrick notices Squidward as one of the zombies in the crowd and decides to set his mind free of guilt. Patrick tells Spongebob and Sandy that Squidward's his. He aims the gun at Squidward's head with a huge gash in it and apologizes saying,

PATRICK : "Sorry, Squiddy."

Zombie Squidward looks up at the tubby starfish and the tubby starfish nails the no longer octopus and now zombie in the head with a single bullet.

SANDY : "They're almost dead, we can do this!"

SPONGEBOB : "There's one more left."

The scene cuts to a zombie that was once Spongebob's grandmother. Spongebob shoots it in the head with a slight sniffle before going back downstairs. The group goes back downstairs to see that a zombie has broken in from the back, attracted from all the gunfire.

Chapter 20 : The Next Stand
===

=== Mermaidman and The Employee conspire on how to take out some of these zombies but as they conspire, they notice the final and largest herd of zombies all consisting of 1000+ zombies headed straight for Squilliam's Mansion attracted from the gunshot.

EMPLOYEE : "We can take it out right?"

MERMAIDMAN : "No... No we can't."

EMPLOYEE : "But, but, we got the cosmic ray and the aqua glove."

MERMAIDMAN : "The cosmic ray is severely low on battery and will only survive for five minutes, if we use it, it will die faster. The Aqua Glove, can't stop all the zombies, especially, that many of them. It looks like our luck has ran out and I accept my fate."

EMPLOYEE : "We have to escape then, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!"

MERMAIDMAN : "I will not.. I will live my remaining minutes, I have bid my time here and you have as well."

EMPLOYEE : "Stop with this talk, we need to.."

MERMAIDMAN : "No, we are done surviving, we will accept our fate with the dignity we have left."

EMPLOYEE(a slight pause then continues) : "You are one crazy old man, you really are."

MERMAIDMAN(slightly chuckling) : "Thank you."

Mermaidman and The Employee wait out their final minutes as the large herd looms closer and closer to the mansion, that can not handle that many zombies.

Chapter 21 : The Final Fixation
Spongebob pins the zombie against the wall with the switchblade but the zombie breaks free.

SPONGEBOB : "Okay, maybe I need help now, I ran out of ammo."

SANDY : "I'll try to shoot it."

Sandy's out of ammo as well. The zombie tackles both Spongebob and Sandy to the ground. Gary attacks the zombie but the zombie fatally bites him.

SPONGEBOB : "Garyyyyyyyy!!!!!"

Spongebob's scream makes the zombie finish having Gary as a snack and is about to tear Spongebob's chest open until Patrick tackles it with a knife to the ground purposefully stabbing it in the gut instead of the head.

Patrick has already stabbed the dying Gary putting him out of his misery.

SPONGEBOB : "Patrick! Don't do it!"

Patrick doesn't listen and the zombie sinks it's rotten teeth into Patrick's shoulder. Sandy puts it down by stepping on it's head many times crushing it until it is just gross and brown mush.

Spongebob and Sandy are then saddened to see that Patrick is bitten and will turn soon.

SPONGEBOB : "Patrick.... really."

PATRICK : "I had to clear my mind."

SPONGEBOB : "But you put down Squidward, so your conscience should've been cleared!"

PATRICK : "That was step 1 and uhhh, I guess I completed Step 2."

SANDY : "No you didn't, you saved us instead of saving yourself, in a pretty idiotic way."

PATRICK(amused) : "Thank you, thank you, if I could, I would perform another show Thursday night."

Spongebob and Sandy chuckle but remain sad that their pink friend is dying.

PATRICK : "Spongebob."

SPONGEBOB : "Yes, Patrick."

PATRICK :  "Don't stab my head when I go, let me turn."

SPONGEBOB(confused) : "Why?"

PATRICK : "Because, I want it. Honor my last wish."

Spongebob has trouble believing that but finally agrees. Patrick then looks up at the ceiling and dies. Spongebob softly cries.

SANDY : "Lets leave this place Spongebob, before he turns."

SPONGEBOB : "No, I'm not."

SANDY : "What do you mean?"

SPONGEBOB : "If he decided his fate, I will decide mine.... when he turns, I will let him eat me."

SANDY : "Spongebob, no!"

SPONGEBOB : "It's not your call, I have survived long enough, (then smiles), if it wasn't for you and everybody else, I honestly, wouldn't have made it this far.

SANDY : "We can continue as well, just you and me."

SPONGEBOB : "Nope, you are on your own and I certainly don't want you to fall to the same fate... Go."

SANDY : "But Spongebob!"

SPONGEBOB : "I said go, you can continue going for it, but I'm done, leave before he turns and focuses on you. Go, not saying it again."

SPONGEBOB : "I will not allow you to stay here as well."

After that, Sandy walks out and slams the door angrily and Spongebob looks at Patrick's corpse waiting for him to turn."

Chapter 22 : The Military
=== === It is now 7 AM, Mermaidman and The Employee have their final beverage, they hear the sounds of helicopters in the sky.

EMPLOYEE : "It's the military, we're saved!!"

MERMAIDMAN : "No, we're not, not even close."

EMPLOYEE : "Mermaidman, you can lose the morbid morals now, we have a chance to live our normal lives again, just you and me!"

MERMAIDMAN(ignoring the employee's offer) : "When the Military was talking to me on the phone, they said they will end the zombie invasion by dropping a nuke on Bikini Bottom to wipe out any zombies roaming around, even the large herd outside. But it will take us out as well, maybe even them."

EMPLOYEE : "You're joking right."

MERMAIDMAN : "Wish I was, but I am plain and honest."

EMPLOYEE : "When will they do it."

MERMAIDMAN : "They will fly over the city first with the copters to spot where the most zombies are, aka, here, so the nuke will be dropped here... it was a pleasure serving with you."

EMPLOYEE : "Same with you."

The two survivors sit and hold hands together waiting for the nuke to drop.

Chapter 23 : Conclusion (FINAL CHAPTER)
The Military flies over the city as Mermaidman said...

MILITARY SOLDIER(over walkie talkie) : "Have you spotted the most zombies."

SARGEANT KURTIS : "Yes, at a mansion with two eastern island heads connected to each other along with a purple topper all surrounded by golden walls and also near the landmark known as The Sea Needle."

MILITARY SOLDIER(over walkie talkie) : "So which one will we drop the nuke on."

SARGEANT KURTIS : "The Sea Needle. It is the landmark after all, regardless, this nuke has enough power to take out a city as well as half of another. We must hurry as the epidemic hasn't spread elsewhere but will if the zombies are left to continue wondering and ending up there."

Scene cuts to Sandy trekking all by herself through the forest..

SANDY : "Stupid Spongebob, giving up just like that after coming this far, makes me sick."

Then she hears the helicopter fly over her. She follows it while running and dispatching a couple of slower zombies roaming the forest. She sees a gathering of three helicopters hovering above The Sea Needle. She smiles thinking she's saved but her smiles turns into a frown when she sees an object drop from the bottom of the copter. The helicopters fly away as the nuke(Sandy already recognized it) slowly floats down. Sandy runs as fast as possible, but she knows she will die anyways.

Scene cuts to Spongebob, who continues to wait for Patrick's reanimation and similtaneously, Mermaidman and The Employee are also shown holding hands. The large herd also breaks through the golden walls but it doesn't matter since the nuke has detonated wiping out the entire city and killing Spongebob, Sandy, Mermaidman and The Employee as well as any possible survivors that could've still been hiding. Every single zombie within the 20 mile radius that is Bikini Bottom has been destroyed and killed. Patrick also can not reanimate.

The final scene shows footage of Bikini Bottom in absolute ruins a few days later and is a huge crater with only one building remaining, Patrick's rock, and even that, has a huge hole in the top. Luckilly, the zombie invasion is over. The story ends.

Easter Eggs (Post Story)
Survive and Bite were underlined on purpose to foreshadow what was to come.

If Mermaidman confused you in Chapter 10, what he meant was that Plankton's pathogen began the invasion and Plankton also could not see his accidental work unfold as he most likely would've taken advantage of it.

Pay real close attention to the quote : "Heavy Metal Door." Please sound off in the comments if you get the meaning.

The reason why Patrick went down a chimney to enter The Krusty Krab in Chapter 2 instead of using the front doors is for you to make a theory on, well if you want to. It was on purpose to not divulge into why he did that.

Also, there were lots of references to the original cartoon hidden in here. If you want to, you can inspect all 23 chapters and see if you can find anything.

THAT'S ALL, UNLESS IF YOU CAN FIND AN EASTER EGG I COULD'VE MISSED.