Would Blank Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions?

'''Would Mayonnaise Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions? '''is an SBFW meme that began on October 24/25th 2017 when clarified a question he asked earlier on a blog post and users began shitposting questions using the same sentence structure. Additionally, some of the blogs received nonsense replies to the question.

All Questions

 * User blog:Cicicity/would a user that asked to be blocked for a number of days be eligible for any staff positions?
 * User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/would a corpse be eligible for any staff positions?
 * User blog:PolarKey/would a unitard be eligible for any staff positions?
 * User blog:SpongeBot678/Would a SpongeBot678 be eligible for any staff position?
 * User blog:Cicicity/would an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA be eligible for any staff positions?
 * Would Mayonnaise Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions? (SpongeBob n' Stuff Short)
 * Would Eugene Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions (The Chronicles of Eugene short)
 * User blog:Chuck123456/Would Chowder Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions?
 * User blog:Gavin The Otter/Would Nicki Minaj eligble for a staff position?
 * User blog:Cicicity/recent request to be incredibly eligible for a staff position - a human man called cicicity (latin name smartassius egomaniacus)