Alternate: Fun-Sized Friends

Spongebob: What have we done? Everyone's gonna know that I left mini Spongebob and Patrick out of our sight. We'll have to tiptoe as we walk forever and never have playtime ever again! [he gets really angry and serious] No... Not again. I got to end this reign before it comes back.

[As Squidward starts yelling, Spongebob shuts him up and looks at him with a frown on his face, tapping his foot.]

Squidward: What? What did I do?

Spongebob: Is that what you yelled at as about? Have you looked in a mirror?! Not cool.

Squidward: But--

Spongebob: Zip it, Squidward. You made us be quiet and cut it out! Well, guess what! Patrick and I will not be silenced over your big mouth. We're all dizzy dingbats. And if that's the way you feel about us, then deal with it. Thanks for nothing.

Squidward: I was just kidding. I'll do anything. I'll change.

[Spongebob ignores him as he leaves his house and slams the door on him.]

Squidward: (sighs) This is what I get for being a total jerk.

Cut to Spongebob who went back to his house.

[Spongebob calls Mr. Krabs on the phone.]

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, I think we have a problem...again. Squidward doesn't like us being playful anymore. He made us say goodnight. It's just not fair.

To be continued...