Let the Games Begin: Part 1 Transcript

Let the Games Begin: Part 1 Transcript
Setting: SpongeBob&apos;s Living Room

SpongeBob: (Pulls nose hair) 247. (Pulls another nose hair) 248.

Camera Man: (Clears throat)

SpongeBob: Wait? Are we rolling?

Camera Man: (Shakes head yes)

SpongeBob: Awkward...

Setting: SpongeBob&apos;s Backyard

SpongeBob: Hi, I&apos;m SpongeBob SquarePants, and this is my all new reality series, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!

Squidward: Wow. I bet it took hours to come up with that name. (Sarcasticly)

SpongeBob: Really? It only took a couple of minutes.

Squidward: Were you dropped on your head when you were a guppie?

SpongeBob: How did you know?

Squidward: Lucky guess.

SpongeBob: Where was I? Oh, right. (Clears throat) Hi, I&apos;m SpongeBob SquarePants, and this is my all new reality series-

Squidward: Haven&apos;t we already gone over this?

SpongeBob: Shh! Squidward, you made me lose my place! (Clears throat... again) Hi, I&apos;m SpongeBob SquarePants, and this is my all new reality series, SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show! Let&apos;s meet the contestants! (Walks over to Mr. Krabs) So Eugene, what inspired you to join us in this once in a lifetime opportunity today?

Mr. Krabs: Money!

SpongeBob: I... see. (Walks over to Patrick) So Patrick, what brought you here today?

Patrick: Where am I?

SpongeBob: (Laughs suspiciously) You always were quite the joker, Patrick. (Walks over to Squilliam) So Squilliam, what do you plan on doing in order to win todays competition?

Squilliam: You better make this quick SquarePants! I&apos;ve got places to be!

SpongeBob: (Laughs vigorously) Oh, you won&apos;t be going anywhere for a long time! (Laughs even harder)

(Everyone looks confused)

Man Ray: You can&apos;t just keep us captive here... it&apos;s... it&apos;s... evil! I love it!

Mermaid Man: Evil!

SpongeBob: Oh, yes I can.

Barnacle Boy: And just how do you plan on doing that?

SpongeBob: It&apos;s in your contract.

Plankton: Contract? What contract?

SpongeBob: This one. (Pulls contract out of his pocket)

Plankton: Oh, that contract.

Pearl: He told me it was a raffle ticket for a free trip to the beuty salon!

Mr. Krabs: That&apos;s my girl!

Karen: He told me it was for a software update!

Flying Dutchman: Step aside, and leave it to the master. (Disintegrates contract)

(Everyone cheers)

SpongeBob: Not so fast! A true genius always brings a back up contract! (Pulls back up contract out of his pocket)

Flying Dutchman: (Disintegrates back up contract)

SpongeBob: And a back up back up contract! (Pulls back up back up contract out of his pocket)

Flying Dutchman: (Disintegrates back up back up contract)

SpongeBob: And a back up back up back up contract! (Pulls back up back up back up contract out of his pocket)

Mrs. Puff: Enough!

Sandy: Yall&apos; be ashamed of yourselves! Everyone stay calm and let the sponge finish talking.

SpongeBob: Thank you Sandy. Now that I have your attention let me explain how the show is going to work. I have divided all of you into two teams of seven: The Krabby Patties and The Jellyfish. Every week a contest will be held between the two teams. The losing team must eliminate one participant, but you don&apos;t decide who that contestant is, the veiwers at home do. The final participant left will win a grand prize of... one million dollars!

Larry the Lobster: Imagine what you could buy with that kind of money! I&apos;m in!

SpongeBob: Before we announce the teams let me introduce you to my co-host, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: And my test dummy, Fred.

Fred: May I ask you a question?

SpongeBob: No, we will not be paying for your medical bills.

Fred: Tartar sauce!

Scooter: What about me? I&apos;d be a great test dummy! I died like seven seasons ago, and I&apos;m in perfect condition!

SpongeBob: Oh yeah, and that guy over there. What&apos;s your name again?

Scooter: Scooter.

To be continued...