The Kelp/Issue III

Opening Statement
Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting issue of The Kelp. I am now in charge, so please do not go bad on me. This is our Christmas/Holiday Issue of the year, so make sure you get the right things you want! I will see you all on January 17th!

Jamie December 10, 2014.

A Ghastly Departure
Ghastlyop has left the wiki! Yes, Ghastlyop left on November 19th, 2014 due to 'I needed more time for other stuff' Here is a interview with him.

Reporter: Why did you leave the wiki?

Ghastlyop: To some it up in one word, Fanon.

Reporter: Why?

Ghastlyop: He's tried to threaten me to stop my doings.

Reporter: Is that against the law?

Ghastlyop: Kind of. He's in America and stuck here with a kettle and some string and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.

Reporter: People are saying that you are mad.

Ghastlyop: Here's one question I want to ask, what newspaper are you reporting for?

Reporter: The Kelp.

[Ghastly rushes over to his computer to get Skype on, the reporter runs away]

Classic Article of the Month!
Here is the classic article of December! Drum roll please.
 * Drum roll sound*

Blue Balls!

Go and check it out!

Jamie December 10, 2014

Please note that many of the articles have not been put in yet, so save your criticism to another time.