Hoopla's Pillow

(Episode opens with Hoopla dashing into the hotel)

Lobby Receptionist: Hello there, are you going up to your room?

Hoopla: HOOPLA! SHUT THE HELL UP I FORGOT MY SURFBOARD IN MY ROOM AHHHHHHHHH!

(Hoopla runs into the elevator and collides with a random Oopla in a trench coat)

Hoopla: Who are you?

???: I am Boopla.

Hoopla: This music is nice.

(The elevator shoots up as elevator music plays)

Hoopla: So which floor are you on?

Boopla: 69

Hoopla: HOOPLA! What goes on up there?

Boopla: It’s better if I don’t tell you.

(Hoopla gets off the elevator and checks into his hotel room)

Hoopla: (grabs surfboard) Wait why does something feel off. OH NO NOW I’M SAYING CLICHÉS! HOOPLA!

(Hoopla pulls the covers off his bed and notices his pillow is missing)

Hoopla: NOOOOOOO! My pillow was my source of comfort! Who took it?

(Hoopla runs to the elevator to start his interrogation of different hotel people)

Hoopla: Aight, now I gotta find the culprit!

(Hoopla goes to floor 69)

Hoopla: HOOPLA! Boopla! Please come out here.

(Boopla comes out of his room)

Boopla: What?

Hoopla: Did you steal my pillow?

Boopla: No.

Hoopla: Then what’s in your trench coat?

Boopla: I can’t say.

(Hoopla tackles Boopla and pulls off the trench coat; when he opens it a lot of heroine falls out)

Hoopla: I should probably call the cops for a different reason. HOOPLA!

Boopla: And I should get out of here and change my identity again bye.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

(Hoopla runs back to the elevator to go to the hotel lobby)

Lobby Receptionist: Hello, would you like to check out?

Hoopla: Did you see somebody walk out of here with a pillow?

Lobby Receptionist: Yes, and they went to the beach.

Hoopla: Thanks.

(Hoopla charged at the door, hits it, and breaks his shoulder)

Hoopla: SWEET MOTHER OF HOOPLA!

(Hoopla runs into the beach and sees Alpooh)

Hoopla: Ah ha! Alpooh, give me back my pillow!

Alpooh: What pillow.

Hoopla: The one you have right there.

(Alpooh picks up a pillow case surrounding a bunch of guns)

Alpooh: Not a pillow.

Hoopla: o

(Hoopla runs to random people trying to find his pillow, and then gives up and goes back to his hotel)

Hoopla: Looks like I’m never getting my pillow back.

Boopla: Did you say pillow?

Hoopla: Where did you come from?

Boopla: Well I just so happen to have this pillow I’m selling for $76!

Hoopla: Wait that’s my pillow!

Boopla: I know.

Hoopla: Grrrrrrr!

(Hoopla grabs the pillow and bitch slaps Boopla)

Boopla: Owwwwwwww.

Hoopla: Now I’m gonna go surfing.

(End)