Adverts Are Annoying 2

Creator: Cosmobo

Writers: Cosmobo

Editors: Cosmobo

Air Date: 27. 08. 2015

Series: Channel Chasers

Episode: 28

Season: 3

Plot
The gang decide to go for a holiday. But things don´t go as planned when adverts come into the picture.

Script
(Scene starts of with SpongeBob and Friends sweating whilst walking down a street)

SpongeBob: I know killing evil robots is fun with a platypus. But, I´m kinda tired.

(SpongeBob leans against a lamp post with advertisements on)

Sandy: Hey look! A 5 star holiday is near here! Only 10 Miles away!

SpongeBob: Wow.

(Scene cuts to Sandy on a pay phone)

Sandy: Yes. We´d like to book a room. With.....6 beds in.

(The person speaks in a gibberish high pitched voice)

Sandy: Ok. Ok.

(Sandy puts down the phone)

Sandy: I have no idea what he said...

(Scene cuts to a woman, a man, a boy and a girl walking in the forest)

Boy: Mum! This is boring! Can we play a game?

Woman: Ok, how about I Spy?

Boy: Yeah!

Woman: I spy something beginning with T.

Boy: Trainers?

Woman: No.

Girl: Toilets?

Woman: WTH? No.

Man: Tom.

Woman: No.

Girl: T-Shirt?

Woman: No.

Boys: Tracks?

Woman: No.

(The girl walks onto the train tracks

Girl: Trai?....

(The girl gets hit with the train)

Woman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! And no....It was Tom all along.

(Scene goes to SpongeBob sitting next to Squidward on a train)

SpongeBob: What are you doing?

Squidward: Trying to sleep.

SpongeBob: Don´t you wanna look outside? I love it. With all the lovely flowers and grass. And the lovely blue sky!

Squidward: Will you shut up if I look out off the window?

SpongeBob: Yeah...

(Squidward looks out of the window and see´s the girl fly past the train screaming)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Isn´t it lovely?

Squidward: ._.

(Scene goes to the gang outside of a hotel)

SpongeBob: Here it is! The 1 star hotel?

Sandy: The 4 other stars have fallen off.

Squidward: That´s a good start. Not...

(The gang walk into the hotel to see the manager)

Manager: (High Pitched Voice) IEUH5IUHUFDJ8WUEGDNFJNVDNKKLJJJJGDFJKGIJGHIOJSJHSGILJKDFOIKJUHKUIHIUHYISUHSRUIHEUIOHIUHIRUHEGUIEHIUTHUIUIUIUIUIEROH.

Squidward: ..............What?

Manager: (Normal Voice) Sorry sir. People usually like it when I use my phone voice. Obviously not you....But, I was saying that....I hope you enjoy your stay here. If you want to know anything just read the manual upstairs.

Sandy: Thank you sir.

(The gang walk off)

Manager: They are weird...

Squidward: He´s weird...

(The scene cuts to the gang in a huge hotel room)

Squidward: Wow, I think I might enjoy it here....

Patrick: I pick this bed!

Mr. Krabs: I pick the other bed!

Demi: I pick this bed!

Sandy: I pick this bed! Uh oh......

Squidward: And that leaves me and SpongeBob in a kings sized bed. OH NO YOU DON´T!

SpongeBob: Yay! You here that?!

Squidward: You get weirder by the minute don´t you?

(Scene goes to the manager down stairs on a phone)

Manager: Sir, you can´t possibly send them back....

???: They booked by a advert....

Manager: I´m not doing it!

???: SEND IN THE ADVERTS!

Manager: Oh no! I´ve gotta warn them! Before they come!

(The Go Compare Guy grabs the manager)

GCG: (Singing in the tune of Go Compare) You are dead. You are so dead. That´s why you shouldn't book by advert or argue with the boss. That´s why you are gonna die! (Snaps the Managers neck)

GCG: Sleep tight...

(The Go Compare Guy walks off and the manager falls to the floor)

(LATER THAT NIGHT)

(SpongeBob is downstairs getting some food from a snack machine)

SpongeBob: 4E

(SpongeBob types in 4E on the candy machine causing a Red M&M to jump out and push SpongeBob to the ground)

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Red M&M: You enjoy eating us?! I´ll eat you!

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(SpongeBob pushes the red M&M onto the floor)

(SpongeBob jumps onto the M&M and smashes his head open)

Red M&M: AHHHHHH!!

SpongeBob: Just chocolate!

(Patrick starts walking down stairs)

(A blue M&M comes out off the machine)

Patrick: A GIANT M&M!

Blue M&M: Oh hell no!

(Patrick starts eating the Blue M&M)

Blue M&M: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Way to go Pat!

(The phone rings)

(SpongeBob answers the phone)

SpongeBob: Who is it?

???: SpongeBob.........

SpongeBob: No, I´m SpongeBob.

???: I´m not gonna say who I am....

SpongeBob: Why?

???: Because you can´t handle the truth!

SpongeBob: What do you want?

???: I´m just saying. Well done on killing my chocolate M&Ms. You won´t survive the rest of the night though....

(Scene goes to Alexander Meerkat on the phone with a voice changer)

Alexander: Let´s say you come out off that hotel now. You survive. If you don´t....You´ll have a nice time....But we´ll keep sending our henchmen.

Phone: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Alexander: He´s hung up on me....

(Scene goes to SpongeBob in the hotel)

SpongeBob: Wrong number........

Patrick: Oh.

(Scene goes to Squidward in bed)

???: (Little Childs Voice) Please, please please. Let me get what I want....

(Squidward wakes up)

Squidward: SpongeBob! Stop singing!

(A kid is sat in the corner of the room staring at the wall)

Child: Please, it´ll be the best time.....

Squidward: Hello?

(The kids head turns fully around so he is facing Squidward)

Child: Please Please.....................It´ll be the best time............

(Squidward throws a wooden chair at the kid)

(The kid collapses and dies)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Sandy, Demi and Mr. Krabs rush into the room)

(SpongeBob and Patrick rush into the room)

SpongeBob: Squidward! Are you ok?

Squidward: There was a possessed child in this room! I killed him and he vanished!

SpongeBob: Well, we just got attacked by giant M&Ms!

Sandy: ...........................

Demi: Let me guess....they vanished too.

SpongeBob: Yeah.........

Demi: Go to bed. Now. I´ll read you a God damn bedtime story if I have too. Just go to bed.

(THE NEXT MORNING)

(Patrick wakes up in his room to see a pizza box on his desk)

Patrick: (In Chica Voice) Pizza!

(Patrick opens the pizza box to see a female pizza piece)

Pizza: Oh, take it off honey! TAKE IT OFF!

(Squidward is reading a book in bed)

Squidward: What the?

Pizza: (From Patrick´s Room) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Patrick: Oh that´s nice! Oh yeah! Woo! Yeah baby!

Squidward: (Cringes)

(2 HOURS LATER)

(SpongeBob wakes up to see the Sugar Krinkles clown at the window)

Sugar Krinkles: GOOD MORNING!

SpongeBob: (Like a Little Girl) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Sugar Krinkles gets out a knife)

Sugar Krinkles: I´m coming for you! AH!

(Sugar Krinkles falls from the window)

Sugar Krinkles: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Scene goes to Demi in the forest pulling out a knife from the clown)

Demi: You always used to terrify me when I was young. And I finally got pay back.

(Demi pulls out a knife from the dead body of Sugar Krinkles)

(Sugar Krinkles disappears)

(Scene goes to Squidward in the dining room on his own)

Squidward: I can´t believe that they left me on my own down here...

(The Go Compare Guy comes and picks up a knife and grabs Squidward)

GCG: Looks like we´re having calamari tonight.

Squidward: Gulp.

(SpongeBob runs in)

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!!

GCG: REMEMBER ME SPONGE?!

(SpongeBob picks up a fork and throws it in the GCG´s arm)

GCG: AH! OW!

(The Go Compare Guy throws the fork on the floor and starts running into the kitchen with Squidward in his hands)

SpongeBob: Hold on there Squidward!

Squidward: HELP!

(SpongeBob throws a knife at the Go Compare Guy)

(The Go Compare Guy falls to the ground and dies)

(Squidward gets up off the floor)

Squidward: Don´t mention this to anyone. If anyone asks, I stabbed him. You never saved me.

SpongeBob: Um, ok?

(Scene goes to the gang sat around a long table)

Squidward: Then he grabbed me. SpongeBob froze and he didn´t know what to do! So I said, hey! Where do you think your going with me?! And I punched him in the face and then I picked up a knife and stabbed him!

Sandy: Wow....

SpongeBob: Yeah.........Well done Squidward.

Squidward: Thank you SpongeBob.

(Demi whispers something in Patrick´s ear)

Patrick: Sorry folks. But me and the lady are going outside.

(Patrick and Demi walk out off the hotel)

SpongeBob: Well, wow.

Sandy: I´m starting to wonder if we´re the only ones in the hotel.....

SpongeBob: I´ve got a strange feeling we´re not.

(Mr. Bean walks into the hotel with a camera)

Sandy: Um.....

Mr. Bean: Ah, look at this Teddy.

(Mr. Bean gets out Teddy from his suitcase)

Mr. Bean: Haha!

(Mr. Bean picks up a random room key and runs up stairs)

Sandy: I guess your right SpongeBob....

(The managers dead body suddenly pops out off a cupboard behind Sandy)

Sandy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SpongeBob: AH!

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Squidward runs out off the room and runs into his room upstairs)

Mr. Krabs: AH!

SpongeBob: That´s the manager!

Sandy: I know!

(Scene goes to Patrick and Demi sitting down outside holding hands)

Demi: Look at the stars.

Patrick: They´re like connect the dots.

Demi: Yeah.......You know......Ever since I saw you 1 day ago. I noticed something special about you.....

Patrick: What?

Demi: Your just different from the others...

Patrick: Yeah. I´m a starfish.

Demi: No, your the smartest one.

Patrick: I am?

Demi: Yeah.

(A bear and a rabbit come up)

Somewhere Only we Know.......

Patrick and Demi: Awwwwwww.......

(The bear eats the rabbit)

Patrick and Demi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Scene goes to the long table inside the hotel)

SpongeBob: I´m gonna go for a drink....

(SpongeBob walks off)

(Sandy walks off)

Sandy: Me too....

Squidward: Well this is boring.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah.......

(Demi and Patrick smash through the window and land on the long table)

(Demi and Patrick run off)

Patrick: RUN FOR IT!

(The bear jumps through the smashed window too and lands on the long table)

Squidward: AHHHHHH!!!

(The bear grabs Squidward and swallows him)

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!

(Mr. Krabs picks a poker next to the fire place)

Mr. Krabs: TAKE THIS WINNIE!!

(Mr. Krabs stabs the bear with the poker)

(The bear collapses and dies)

Squidward: (Inside Bear) *Groan*

Mr. Krabs: Squidward!

(Mr. Krabs cuts open the bear and gets Squidward out)

Squidward: Now I know what Ian Ziering felt like in Sharknado.

(Scene goes to SpongeBob walking into the kitchen to get a drink)

(Shows the most interesting man in the world sat down in the kitchen)

SpongeBob: What the?

TMIMITW: I don´t always kill people. But when I do, I´m usually getting paid. Stay Firsty my friends.

(TMIMITW gets out a machine gun and starts shooting at SpongeBob)

(SpongeBob jumps out off the kitchen)

(Sandy is in the room)

Sandy: Who´s shooting up the place?!

SpongeBob: The most interesting man in the world!

Sandy: What?

(Sandy runs into the kitchen)

Sandy: HEY YOU!

TMIMITW: Hi.

Sandy: Oh my. Your so interesting.

TMIMITW: Yes I am. Now, you will do what ever I tell you to do.

Sandy: Yes.......I will.

TMIMITW: Kill SpongeBob.

Sandy: Ok master.

SpongeBob: Sandy?!

(Sandy picks up a knife from the table)

Sandy: Must kill SpongeBob!

(Sandy walks out off the kitchen and starts to walk towards SpongeBob)

(SpongeBob runs away and runs under a table)

Sandy: You can run. But you can´t hide.

SpongeBob: Sandy! It´s me! SpongeBob! Your best friend!

Sandy: My master is my only friend!

(Squidward, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Demi run into the room)

TMIMITW: You will kill the others too Sandy.

Sandy: I will kill the others.

(Sandy throws the knife at Squidward)

(Squidward ducks and the knife hits the door)

Squidward: AHHHHHHH!!!!

(All of the gang run away except for Demi)

Demi: I´m not afraid of you!

(Sandy picks up another knife and throws it at Demi)

(Demi ducks and the knife misses)

Demi: SpongeBob! Get her!

(SpongeBob jumps on Sandy´s back)

Sandy: GET OFF ME!

SpongeBob: I´m sorry Sandy! But it´s for your own good!

(SpongeBob gets pulled off Sandy´s back)

(Billy Mays has ahold of SpongeBob)

Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here. I´ve got a brand new product for you. It´s called the dead Sponge wiper. You need to kill the sponge at first.

(Billy Mays throws SpongeBob across the floor)

Billy Mays: Did you see how clean he made that floor then? It´s amazing!

(Scout from TF2 comes in and hits SpongeBob across the room with a baseball bat)

BONK!

Scout: Hey Hey! Nathan here with a new product too! It´s called the lets kill the sponge product!

TMIMITW: Don´t kill the woman! I need her!

(Demi runs into the kitchen)

TMIMITW: You will do what I say....Kill the sponge.

Demi: Yes Master....

(Demi picks up a knife and throws it at the TMIMITW)

TMIMITW: Bleh....(Dies)

Demi: I´m not falling for you grandpa.

Sandy: What happened?!

Demi: Nothing! Now let´s help the Sponge.

(Demi and Sandy run out off the kitchen)

(Billy Mays picks up a table and smashes it over SpongeBob´s head)

Billy Mays: Oh! That´s gotta hurt!

(Demi picks up a glass vase up from a table and throws it at the Scout´s head)

SMASH!

Scout: Ow! Hey! That hurt!

(The scout runs at Demi)

(Demi moves out off the way and Scout runs into the wall)

BONK!

Scout: Not cool!

(Demi and Sandy pick up the table and smash it over Scout´s head)

SMASH! BANG! WALLOP!

(Scout falls to the floor and dies)

(Demi and Sandy high five each other)

Demi: GIRL POWER!

(Scene goes to SpongeBob trapped in a corner)

(Billy Mays has a knife)

Billy Mays: Time to finish it off once and for all!

(A sword comes through Billy Mays body)

Billy Mays: (Gasp)

(The sword comes out and Billy Mays falls to the floor)

(A large samurai is standing in front of SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Thanks!

(A sword comes down to SpongeBob)

(SpongeBob dodges the sword)

SpongeBob: UH OH!

(Scene goes to Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs running down a corridor)

(Liam Neeson is walking behind them)

Liam Neeson: You can run.....But you can´t hide. Because I will hunt you down. And I will find you. And then I will kill you.

(The gang run into a big room full of animal heads on the wall)

Alexander: Hello. I was wondering when you would come!

(Alexander Meerkat gets out off his chair)

Alexander: Your finally here.

(Liam Neeson runs in)

Alexander: Sigh, get out!

(Alexander shoots Liam Neeson)

(Liam Neeson disappears)

(A cage falls on the gang)

Squidward: Are you the one who´s been planning this?!

Alexander: Yes. Simples!

(Arnold Schwarzenegger comes out)

Arnold: Hello Krabs. I remember you. I said I´ll be back.

Mr. Krabs: No you didn´t.

Arnold: Well guess what? I appeared in another advert. So I´m back.

(Sylvester Stallone comes out with Waburtons bread)

Sylvester: Yeah me too Squid.

Squidward: Gulp.

Alexander: Now we´re gonna feed you to the demons under the hotel.

Squidward: What?!

Alexander: You see....If we don´t feed the monster under the hotel. The world will end. So bye. It simples!

(The cage starts to go down into the ground)

Squidward: You won´t get away with this!

(Scene goes to SpongeBob jumping table to table with the samurai after him)

SpongeBob: Leave me alone!

(SpongeBob kicks a plate in the samurai´s face)

Samurai: AH!

(The samurai falls to the floor)

(SpongeBob throws a knife in his leg)

Samurai: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Sandy stabs the samurai in the heart)

Samurai: Bleh....

Sandy: I don´t think so punk.....

(Scene goes to Demi, Sandy and SpongeBob running down a corridor)

Demi: This must of been where Squidward has been!

Sandy: Why?

Demi: Wet tentacle prints. He got swallowed by a bear.

Sandy: Ew...

(Sandy, Demi and SpongeBob run into the room with the Meerkat and Arnold and Sylvester)

Squidward: HELP US!

Alexander: Oh hello!

(A cage falls from the roof but Demi pushes SpongeBob and Sandy out off the way. None of them get caught)

Alexander: DARNIT!

Squidward: SOMEBODY HELP US!

(Demi and Sandy grab the cage)

(The cage stops going down)

Sandy: SpongeBob! Your the only one who can save us now!

(A giant hand comes out off the ground grabs Arnold and Sylvester and pulls them down into hell)

Arnold: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!

Alexander: OH MY GOD!

(Alexander runs out off the room)

(A giant monster eats Arnold and Sylvester alive)

Sylvester and Arnold: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(SpongeBob rushes over to the control panel at the other side of the room)

(SpongeBob clicks a red button and the cage goes up)

Squidward: YAY! Wait, SpongeBob´s saved my life 3 times now! BARNACLES!

Sandy: Don´t you mean 2?

Squidward: BARNACLES!

(SpongeBob presses another button which opens the cage)

(Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs run out off the cage)

Mr. Krabs: Well done me lad!

SpongeBob: All in a days wor!...

(The giant hand comes out again and grabs SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Demi runs into the cage)

Demi: Lower the cage! I´m going down to save him!

Sandy: What!?

Demi: Just do it!

(Sandy runs over to the controls and presses the red button again)

(The cage starts going down)

(Scene goes to Demi in the cage)

(Demi jumps out off the cage onto the giant monster)

Giant Monster: ROAR!!!!!!!

(The giant monster turns into the Go Compare Guy)

GCG: GO COMPARE! GO COMPARE!

(The monster turns into Billy Mays)

Billy Mays: Hi! Billy Mays here!

(The monster turns into Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Arnold: PUT THE COOKIE DOWN NOW!

(The monster turns back to normal and throws SpongeBob onto a rock)

SpongeBob: Stab him in both eyes! They are his weak spots!

Demi: I know! I´ve read about him!

(Demi pulls out her knife)

Demi: He´s fighting!

SpongeBob: You can do it Demi!

Demi: Again, I know!

(Demi runs up the monster´s arm and jumps onto its shoulder)

SpongeBob: I can´t look!

(3 demons land on the rock that SpongeBob is on)

(SpongeBob jumps onto another rock)

SpongeBob: AH!

(SpongeBob picks up a rock and throws it at the demons)

(The demons tumble back into the lava)

(SpongeBob runs into the cage)

(A demon with wings starts flying to the cage)

SpongeBob: Sandy! Close the cage!

Sandy: What about Demi?!

Demi: I´ll be ok!

(The cage closes and goes up)

(The cage opens again and SpongeBob gets out off the cage)

Demi: Get out off the room! Be safe!

(The gang run out off the room)

(The demon with wings come for Demi)

Demi: Thanks for the help!

(Demi jumps onto the demon and pulls it up with its horns)

(Sandy throws her knife into the monster´s eye)

(The monster explodes)

(The flying demon explodes and Demi jumps to the platform)

Demi: I can´t believe it! I just killed a giant demon.....

(Scene goes to Alexander running away from the hotel outside)

Alexander: I made it out alive!

(Alexander runs into the forest)

Alexander: What´s that noise?

(Alexander walks backwards onto a train train track)

Alexander: And where´s that bright light coming fro?....

(The train hits Alexander)

Alexander: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(FIN)

Trivia

 * This episode was claimed to be scary by people.


 * This is the first time Demi has played a main character since Season 2.