No Nats Allowed

(Scene begins with Shubie and Susie giggling at Nat and Pilar)

Nat: what's so funny?

Shubie: We got invited to a mini-golf party!

Pilar: Cool can we go?

Susie: Nope, Nope, Nope! It's for GIRLS only!

Shubie: Yes nat. No offense or anything, but you can go to Krusty Krab!

Nat: We just tried to go there, but they were having one of those days.

Susie: Anyways, bye dad! Bye pilar!

(Shubie and Susie walk away)

Harold: Hey Nat! Hey Pilar!

Nat: Shubie and Susie are having a "Girls Night" at a mini golf party.I

Harold: Why can't we go?

Nat: Because it's girls only!

Harold: Hey! I have an Idea! Lets "Sneak" in to the party.

Pilar: How are we gonna do...

(Nat and Harold make evil faces)

Pilar:...That? Are we...Gonna ride in with a Seahorse?

Nat: No...

(Scene cuts to Pilar, Nat and Harold wearing girls dresses)

Pilar: Crossdressing. Really?

Nat: Yes, Really!

(Nat, Pilar and Harold walk up to the gaurd)

Nat: Hello can we come in?

(Gaurd shows the three a sign)

Harold: Girls Only! Any trespassers will be subject to Physical Harm. Uh oh.

(Nat, Harold and Pilar get tossed onto the sidewalk and get dizzy)

Pilar: Anyone else notice the stars?

(The three get up)

Nat: Well, THAT didn't work!

Harold: I know, I didn't even know it was legal for physical harm anymore!

Pilar: This used to be a nice place.

Nat: Maybe we were not wearing "Offical" Girls Clothing.

(Nat rips out tag reading "Dresses for Men")

Pilar: Plus, we don't have any make-up. Not to mention we didn't speak with girl voices.

Harold: Yeah, That's why.

(Nat, Harold walk out of a Fashon store)

Harold: Now we look like REAL girls.

Pilar: I feel REALLY weird, you guys.

Nat: Lets get in now.

(The three walk up again)

Nat (Girl Voice): Oh we would like to join this party!

Harold (Girl Voice): Yeah. And we will rent some golf clubs.

Pilar (Girl Voice): Yes.

(Gaurd stares)

Gaurd: Ok come in.

Nat (Quiet Girl Voice): It worked.

Gaurd: I knew they were girls.

(Gaurd pulls out sign reading "2nd Time trespassers wil be Embarrassed in public)

Susie: I like the windmill!

(Susie notices Nat)

Shubie: Something wrong, susie?

(Susie whispers something to shubie)

Shubie: Uh-Oh!

(Nat, Harold and Pilar walk by as Girls laugh at the three)

Pilar: Why is everyone laughing at us?

Nat: Because girls laugh at one another, I think.

Girl: Hey, how would you like some free Chocolate and Vanilla Seamilk?

Pilar (Girl Voice): Ok! I love chocolate. Too bad Tom isn't here!

(Nat, Harold and Pilar walk into a dark room)

Harold: Hey, there isn't any milk in here, and why do I feel pulling?

(Stage lights flick on and the three are wearing their regular clothes wearing Cone hats)

Nat, Harold and Pilar: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Girl: Ladies, welcome the three idiots!

(Everyone laughs at Nat, Pilar and Harold)

(Nat, Harold and Pilar start blushing)

Shubie: Ok, thats enough, I think you can escort them out now!

Nancy: Are you crazy? It just got funnier!

Susie: Please, Stop!

Abigal: Oh, quiet you!

(Susie runs up to the announcement phone)

Susie (Speaker): Enough!

Nat: Susie!

Susie (Speaker): What kind of SICK and HEARTLESS cruel jerks are you, humiliating my father and his best friends!?

Isabelle: Yeah, we're the Kids. And WE know what's right!

(Monroe Timmy runs in)

Girl: Hey! who let HIM in here?

Fred: Me!

(Kids start entering from everywhere)

Girl 1: There Everywhere!

Girl 2: There coming from the roof!

(Nat, Harold and Pilar fall off stage)

Pilar: This is what happens when you crossdress!

(The building explodes)

Nat: Wow. That was a night of embarrassment and Chaos.

Fred: You can thank me later!

Harold: That...Was...AWESOME!

Pilar: Everything starting when Monroe came was Awesome. The rest was Terrible.

Shubie: I'm never going to a girls only party in my life again!

Susie: I think there gonna start kissing.

Susie and Monroe together: Eww!

(Susie and Monroe blush)

Clayton: Well, Gee Golly Gosh! That sure was a Night!

(Silence)

Harold: Clayton, I swear to Neptune!

(Scene ends)