GhostTron

GhostTron is the eighteenth episode of the show, Spongeorama.

Transcript
[Episode opens with SpongeBob and Squidward walking]

Squidward: We have seen a lot in New Bikini Bottom what else is there?

SpongeBob: Breadwinners hasn't been cancelled yet

[SpongeBob and Squidward stand next to the ruins of a boat]

SpongeBob: Apparently only ducks watch the show and the intro summoned spirits in the year 2919

Voice: It sure did

SpongeBob: Who said that?

Voice: I did

[SpongeBob and Squidward run home]

[A green glow stops them at their tracks]

[A ghost robot comes out of the glow]

Flying DutchTron: Who dares interrupt the flying dutchtron it better not be people from some famous tv show on KTV again

[SpongeBob’s parents from The SquarePants Family appear out off a blue glow]

Mother SquarePants: Oops wrong show, sorry kids!

[SpongeBob’s parents leave]

Flying DutchTron: Are you from KTV?

[SpongeBob and Squidward think]

Squidward: What's it to ya’?

Flying DutchTron: Well it's just that

[SpongeBob and Squidward left]

Flying DutchTron: Oh?!

[SpongeBob and Squidward join the rest of the crew]

SpongeBob: We interrupted some? Oh cartoons!

[SpongeBob sits on the floor]

NickTron Guy: Up next it is The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star

SpongeBob: Wow Patrick really did something when I left

Angel: Actually, it turns out that I was wrong. We have plenty of room for too-stupid-to-live types.

Patrick: I have 15 minutes to LIVE!

Angel: Yep.

Patrick: I know what to do.

(Patrick reaches into fridge.)

Patrick: MAYO!

(What a twist!)

SpongeBob: What the [Audio Bleep] Well I forgot what I was going to say well back to work

Eugene The Cheap: That's my boy… bastard watching cartoons

[SpongeBob is in the kitchen with Blender by the grill]

Blender: That guy who insulted you can bite my shiny metal blade

SpongeBob: You need to stop letting people bite your blade

Blender: Yeah but then I wouldn't be getting followers on that college alumni website

SpongeBob: You didn't tell me you had an alumni page

Blender: BITE MY [Audio Bleep] METAL BLADE

[Blender gets out his laptop and goes onto his alumni page]

SpongeBob: I don't feel like biting blades today

[Blender’s followers go from 5,999 to 5,998]

Blender: Noooooo! When did I have 5,999 followers?

SpongeBob: I don't know?

Blender: Well I do I went viral after college for making people bite my blade

SpongeBob: Oh. I wish Jars had an alumni website.

[SpongeBob’s Krabby Patty is finished but there is some kind of green goo in the middle of it]

Blender: Oh another job well done well…. BUT HEY HEY WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THERE GREEN GOO IN THE KRABBY PATTY

SpongeBob: I don’t know this has never happened before

Blender: SpongeBob I am a Blender if you put it inside me and press the go button we can find out what happened?

SpongeBob: Okay!

[SpongeBob puts the Krabby Patty inside Blender and presses go]

Blender: Hmm it seems like there is some DutchTron goo inside the patty from…

[6 minutes later]

Blender: From… YOU!

SpongeBob: What?!

Blender: Sorry SpongeBob we have sponge dna in the goo

SpongeBob: But how?

Blender: Did you interact with a ghost recently?

[Blender gets out a notebook with the front cover saying “Creepypasta ideas”]

SpongeBob: Well yeah but so did Squidward we both interacted with the

[Lights go out]

SpongeBob: FLYING DUTCHTRON!!!!

[SpongeTron K puts the lights back on]

SpongeTron K: Sorry!

Blender: Damnit the creepypasta idea was already taken

[Camera zooms out to Squidward at the cash register with a robot customer]

Squidward: And here is your change kind sir

Robot: Thank you!

[Squidward shakes hands with the robot and green goo gets on his hand]

Robot: You trying to kill us ghost tron

[Squidward is confused]

Squidward: Ghost tron is that some insult!!!

[Cuts to Blender talking to SpongeBob and Squidward about the Ghost Tron incident]

Blender: And that is what happened at Ghost Tron 2919!! All copyrighted by the Creepypasta company 3016 copyright symbol

SpongeBob: Wow!

Squidward: So is there anyway to stop this

Voice: No!

Squidward: Who said that?

Voice: I did

[A green glow appears]

[A ghost robot comes out of the glow]

Flying DutchTron: Horror is here and horror is there I suck at making poems!

[The Flying DutchTron summons spider robots and they crawl up on top of both of them]

SpongeBob: Blender do something!

[Blender gets out a ray gun and constantly shoots the Flying DutchTron]

[He fails but ends up giving him a seizure]

Blender: Now that should stop the curse he put on ya’

SpongeBob: But we still have some time left

Blender: Okay why not I show you more about my college alumni page

Squidward: Yawn!

[The end]