The Finish Line is in Sight

Transcript
(Episode opens at the live show)

Mr. Craps: Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of Mr. Craps’ Survivor 2.0! Tonight, our top six are going to fight for the title of sole survivor!

(Camera shows SpongeBob, Patrick, SquidClone, Mrs. Puff, Hoopla, and Sandy all dressed up nicely)

Mr. Craps: Who will win? You guys will find out later.

(Camera pans to Yoneyna: Day Thirty-Three)

SpongeBob: Down to six. Wow. At this point, the finish line is in sight and I want to be the one who crosses it.

(Camera shows Hoopla sitting down, and then Sandy talking to SquidClone)

SquidClone: Should we vote out Hoopla?

Sandy: I say yes. He hasn’t done ANYTHING except getting Squidward out, and only says his name!

SquidClone: Yeah.

(Camera pans to rewards challenge: Day Thirty-Four)

Mr. Craps: Welcome everyone, to your final rewards challenge.

SquidClone: Final rewards challenge?

Mr. Craps: Yep. So today, you will be split into three teams of two. Your team will have to hold up a lot above your heads, and walk it through an obstacle course. Once through the course, you will put the log in a trench at the end, and a bag will drop from a post by the trench. Once you have the bag, you will open it to find puzzle pieces. First team to complete the puzzle wins the reward, which is a large cake the two can share.

(Camera shows challenge and then cuts back)

Mr. Craps: So on the purple team we have SpongeBob and SquidClone, on the orange team Patrick and Mrs. Puff, and on the purple team Hoopla and Sandy. On your marks, get set, go!

(SpongeBob and SquidClone run out super fast, but Hoopla and Sandy gain on them)

SquidClone: SpongeBob dodge the logs!

(SpongeBob gets hit by a rolling log)

SpongeBob: Ow!

SquidClone: Keep going!

(Mrs. Puff and Patrick are walking)

Mr. Craps: Mrs. Puff and Patrick walking, probably exhausted from being out here for over a month.

Patrick: Yes, yes I am.

Mrs. Puff: Why are we still out here?

Mr. Craps: Because you haven’t been eliminated yet.

Mrs. Puff: Oh yeah.

(Hoopla and Sandy make it)

Mr. Craps: Hoopla and Sandy make it to the bags, will they get the puzzle done first?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

(Hoopla and Sandy finish the puzzle in no time)

Mr. Craps: Hoopla and Sandy win the reward! They will get to eat the amazing cake, which has been prepared by our finest chefs.

(Hoopla and Sandy jump in excitement)

Mr. Craps: SpongeBob, Patrick, SquidClone, Mrs. Puff, got nothing for you head back to camp.

(Camera pans to reward)

Sandy: So Hoopla, who are you gonna vote?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Sandy: Very interesting. Should I vote him too?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Sandy: Yeah, I guess it makes sense to vote him. It’s now or never.

Hoopla: (eats half of cake) HOOPLA!

(Camera pans to Yoneyna: Day Thirty-Four, as Sandy and Hoopla return)

Patrick: Did you like the cake?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Patrick: Okay.

(Camera pans to SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: Patrick want to help me build a bubble-blower?

Patrick: Yessir!

SpongeBib: Okay!

(SpongeBob finds some bamboo and starts making a bubble-blower)

Patrick: Wow.

(SpongeBob blows bubbles)

SpongeBob: Well dear Patrick, I say we vote Mrs. Puff because she will fail me again!

Patrick: You don’t want to fail again!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

(Camera pans to immunity challenge: Day Thirty-Five)

Mr. Craps: Welcome survivors to the individual immunity challenge!

(The six walk in)

Mr. Craps: Tonight one of you will become the eighth member of our jury. So let’s get to the challenge. Everybody will have a track, and will start will one ball. The ball will go all the way to the end, and you will have to catch it. As time moves along, you will have to add more balls to the track. If at any point a ball drops, you are out.

(Everyone gets to a track)

Mr. Craps: Ok your marks, get set, go!

(Everyone puts a ball in their tracks)

Mr. Craps: And this challenge is off!

(SpongeBob drops his ball right away)

Mr. Craps: SpongeBob immediately out of this challenge!

(Hoopla catches his, followed by Patrick, followed by Sandy)

Mr. Craps: Mrs. Puff and SquidClone still waiting to catch theirs!

Mrs. Puff: (catches it) got it!

Mr. Craps: SquidClone is the only one left!

(SquidClone catches his ball)

Mr. Craps: The five going in again.

(Everyone puts a ball in the track, and the time elapsed: fiveteen minutes shows)

Mr. Craps: Everyone must now put another ball into their tracks, if they don’t witching twenty seconds, they will be out.

Sandy: (drops hers) dang it!

Mr. Craps: Sandy now out of this challenge, and we’re down to four.

(SquidClone catches his balls, followed by Hoopla)

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

(Patrick drops his)

Mr. Craps: Patrick drops his, he is now out of this challenge!

(Mrs. Puff drops)

Mr. Craps: Mrs. Puff drops! She is out of this challenge!

(Time elapsed: thirty minutes)

Mr. Craps: Thirty minutes now passed, SquidClone and Hoopla must now add a third ball.

(Hoopla and SquidClone add their third balls)

Mr. Craps: Now the question is who’s gonna drop first?

(Hoopla drops)

Mr. Craps: And it’s Hoopla! SquidClone wins individual immunity tonight!

SquidClone: YES!!!

Mr. Craps: Everyone else, tonight somebody will becomes the eighth member of our jury.

(Camera pans to Tribal Council: Night Thirty-Five)

Mr. Craps: Welcome survivors to Tribal Council, where tonight somebody will become the eighth member of our jury. We welcome back the members of our jury.

(Jury members walk in)

Mr. Craps: So Hoopla, now that we’re getting down to the final few, do you feel safe?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Mr. Craps: SquidClone, being safe tonight, do you have a clear target?

SquidClone: Not really.

Mr. Craps: Sandy, at this point in the game is it Juku vs. Calaga?

Sandy: No, we’re wayyy past that stage of the game.

Mr. Craps: Well, it is now time to vote.

(Voting montage plays, and reveals no votes)

Mr. Craps: If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.

(Nobody plays an idol)

Mr. Craps: It is now time to read the votes. First vote, Mrs. Puff. Second vote, Hoopla. Third vote, SpongeBob. Fourth vote, Sandy. That’s one vote Mrs. Puff, one vote Hoopla, one vote SpongeBob, one vote Sandy. Mrs. Puff. That’s two votes Mrs. Puff. SpongeBob. That’s two votes SpongeBob, and we now have a tie.

(SquidClone gasps deeply)

Mr. Craps: The players who are tied will not vote, everyone else please go cast another vote.

(Second voting montage plays)

Mr. Craps: It is now time to read the votes. If another tie is reached, rocks will be drawn. First vote, Mrs. Puff. Second vote, SpongeBob. Mrs. Puff. SpongeBob. Well way to go guys, you’ve made it to rocks. The way this works; a bag will be passed around, and everyone will close their eyes and grab a rock. You will ball up the rock in your hand so you can’t see it. When I say reveal, whoever has the black rock is immediately out.

SquidClone: I have immunity!

Mr. Craps: You still have to draw a rock.

SquidClone: Dang it!

(Everyone draws a rock)

Mr. Craps: 3, 2, 1, reveal!

(SpongeBob has the black rock)

Mr. Craps: And unfortunately SpongeBob drew the black rock, making him the fifthteenth person eliminated at Tribal Council, and ninth member of our jury.

SpongeBob: Oh no! Well at least I get to go home and enjoy some Krabby Patties!

Mr. Craps: SpongeBob please bring me your torch.

(SpongeBob gets his torch sniffed and arm cut)

Mr. Craps: Goodbye, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: See you guys later!

(Camera shows who voted who)

SpongeBob: Even though it ended, it sure was a lot of fun! I liked getting to play out there and it was a fun chance. Thanks to everyone for the experience!

Votes for SpongeBob - Hoopla and Sandy

Votes for Mrs. Puff - SpongeBob and Patrick

Votes for Hoopla - SquidClone

Votes for Sandy - Mrs. Puff

(Camera pans to live show)

Mr. Craps: So as you see, SpongeBob was sadly the next one out.

SpongeBob: Yeah, but it was fun! I still have the bubble blower I made out there.

Mr. Craps: Good for you. Anyways, let’s get SpongeBob seated with the jury.

(All jury members have a seating area)

Mr. Craps: Just remember at the finale, we will talk to people that got out this season, and do some more fun stuff. Now back to the show!

(Camera pans to Yoneyna: Day Thirty-Six)

SquidClone: So SpongeBob got rocked out. Wow.

(SquidClone walks to a beach)

SquidClone: So I know that the next Tribal is the last time I can play an idol, so I’m going to find one NOW.

(SquidClone starts digging around and looking for an idol)

SquidClone: So as I’m looking, I hit something in the roots of a tree. I pulled it out, and lo and behold it’s an immunity idol!

(SquidClone picks up the idol)

SquidClone: You have found a hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast against you at Tribal Council will not count!

(Camera pans to Patrick and Mrs. Puff)

Mrs. Puff: I’m so glad that nuisance is gone.

Patrick: He’s my friend!

Mrs. Puff: Yeah, but I didn’t like him.

Patrick: Okay. Well I think I know who I’m going to vote.

(Camera pans to Hoopla and SquidClone)

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

SquidClone: Hey man, I found an immunity idol!

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

SquidClone: I have to play it tonight, so I’m gonna play it for you since I know you’re bound to get a vote. Want to vote Mrs. Puff?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

SquidClone: I’ll take that as a yes.

(Camera pans to immunity challenge: Day Thirty-Seven)

Mr. Craps: Welcome to today’s immunity challenge!

(Camera shows immunity challenge)

SquidClone: Oh boy.

Mr. Craps: So today, you will have to have to race through a series of obstacles. They will you need to toss a ball on a rope to release a set of stairs. After, you will need to attempt to build a staircase, allowing you to get on top of a tower. Finally, you will solve a 63-piece puzzle. The first person done will have to shout my name, and then I’ll check the puzzle.

(Everyone gets ready)

Mr. Craps: On your mark, get set, go!

(Everyone runs out, with SquidClone taking an early lead)

Mr. Craps: SquidClone out there with an early lead, the question is can he keep it?

(SquidClone tosses the ball and gets the stairs)

Mr. Craps: Right now the answer is yes!

(Patrick gets his ball and then gets the stairs)

Mr. Craps: Patrick starting to gains on him.

(SquidClone starts running pieces of the stairs over to try and build the staircase)

Mr. Craps: Both SquidClone and Patrick starting on the staircase (Sandy gets her stairs) and Sandy gets her stairs!

Sandy: Yeehaw!

Mr. Craps: Patrick and SquidClone locked in a battle now.

Patrick: Oh no locked again?

SquidClone: Hey I got it!

(SquidClone gets the whole staircase done, and Hoopla gets his ball and stairs)

Mr. Craps: SquidClone now moving onto the puzzle, Hoopla starting on the stairs.

(Patrick can’t figure out the stairs as Sandy blasts ahead of him)

Mr. Craps: Patrick struggling to figure out the stairs!

Patrick: I don’t get it. DRRRRHHHH.

Mr. Craps: Sandy almost done with her stairs, Hoopla starting in his, Mrs. Puff still in dead last.

(SquidClone starts working harder on his puzzle, and Sandy finishes her stairs)

Mr. Craps: Sandy finishes the stairs! She can now work on the puzzle!

(Sandy and SquidClone both start coming close to finishing when Hoopla gets his stairs done)

Mr. Craps: Hoopla gets his stairs done! He can now start on he puzzle!

(Sandy finishes her puzzle)

Sandy: Mr. Craps.

Mr. Craps: Sandy thinks she’s done (checks puzzle) and she is!

Sandy: Yay!

Mr. Craps: Sandy, individual immunity is yours today. Everyone else, tonight somebody will become the ninth member of our jury.

(Camera pans to Tribal Council: Night Thirty-Seven)

Mr. Craps: Welcome everyone to Tribal Council. Tonight somebody will become the ninth member of our jury. We now welcome the members of our jury.

(Jury members wall in)

Mr. Craps: So Sandy, after SpongeBob got ou last round, did things change at camp?

Sandy: Yeah, a bit.

Mr. Craps: SquidClone, having immunity tonight do you think you’re going to the finale?

SquidClone: I feel like tonight definitely affects who’s going and who isn’t.

Mr. Craps: Mrs. Puff do you agree?

Mrs. Puff: Yeah.

Mr. Craps: Well it is now time to vote.

(Voting montage reveals SquidClone voted Mrs. Puff)

Mr. Craps: If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, tonight is the last night you can do so.

(SquidClone pulls out his idol)

SquidClone: Found this earlier, and I’m gonna play it on Hoopla.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Mr. Craps: This is a hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast for Hoopla will not count. It is now time to read the votes. First vote, Hoopla does not count. Hoopla does not count. Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff. Sixteenth person voted out and ninth member of our jury: Mrs. Puff. Please grab your torch, the tribe has spoken.

Mrs. Puff: See you in class Squidward.

(Mrs. Puff walks up to Mr. Krabs, and he puts out her torch and cuts her arm)

Mr. Craps: Mrs. Puff, the tribe has spoken.

Mrs. Puff: See you guys soon!

(Camera shows who voted who)

Mrs. Puff: Now that it’s done, I value this time even more. It was quite a new experience, especially for a boating teacher like myself. I even outlasted SpongeBob! Just not his idiot friend.

Votes for Hoopla (nullified): Mrs. Puff and Sandy

Votes for Mrs. Puff: Hoopla, SquidClone, and Patrick

(Camera pans to the live show)

Mr. Craps: So Mrs. Puff now out, and we are down to four.

Mrs. Puff: I have my predictions for who’s going to win, and I hope it comes true!

Mr. Craps: That’s nice. Please go sit with the jury now!

(Mrs. Puff goes to sit with the other jury members; Camera pans to Yoneyna: Day Thirty-Eight)

Patrick: Wow only four left!

SquidClone: I know, it’s unbelievable.

Patrick: Well, I guess we’re gonna have to go to the final immunity challenge.

(Camera pans to immunity challenge: Day Thirty-Eight)

Mr. Craps: Welcome to your guys’ final immunity challenge.

SquidClone: Oh boy!

Mr. Craps: Whoever wins today will go straight into the finale, so you better hope it’s you! For today’s challenge, you will each have two sticks and a ball. You will have to balance the ball in between the sticks, as it has little divots to hold them. If at any time it drops, you’re out.

(Everyone goes to a station and gets their ball and sticks)

Mr. Craps: Everyone on your mark, get set, go!

(The challenge starts and Hoopla’s ball drops immediately)

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

SquidClone: Well that sucks.

(SquidClone’s ball drops)

SquidClone: Crap!

Mr. Craps: Not even a full minute into this challenge and we’re down to just Patrick and Sandy.

(Time elapsed: five minutes)

Mr. Craps: Five minutes have gone by, and both Sandy and Patrick look very focused.

Patrick: Yes I am very, very focused!

Sandy: Me too.

Mr. Craps: The question really is who’s gonna drop first?

(Time elapsed: ten minutes)

Mr. Craps: Patrick starting to look shaky out there.

Patrick: I’m all good Mr. Craps!

(Patrick’s ball drops)

Mr. Craps: And Patrick’s ball drops! Sandy, you are the winner!

Sandy: Yeeeeehaw!

Mr. Craps: Not only will you be going to the finale, but later at tribal you will have to decide who you’re bringing with you to the finale.

Sandy: Really?

Mr. Craps: Yes. You guys are going to have so much fun today!

(Camera pans to Yoneyna: Day Thirty-Eight)

Sandy: So we get back, and Hoopla immediately comes up to me.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Sandy: I still don’t understand what you’re saying.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Sandy: Okay.

(Sandy walks over to Patrick)

Patrick: Sandy, you should totally bring me to the end because I’m cool.

Sandy: Sure buddy. Sure you’re cool.

Patrick: Thanks!

Sandy: Maybe I’ll bring you.

Sandy: I’m going to bring SquidClone. Unlike the others, his votes were all over the place every time and he never had a set alliance. Most of the people are on the jury because HE put them there, so I don’t know if they’ll be happy to give him a million dollars.

(Camera pans to Sandy and SquidClone)

Sandy: SquidClone, I’ve decided to bring you to the finale with me.

SquidClone: Me?

Sandy: Yes you.

SquidClone: Cool!

(Camera pans to Tribal Council: Night Thirty-Eight)

Mr. Craps: Welcome back to Tribal Council survivors, where tonight somebody will become the tenth and final member of our jury. We now welcome back the members of our jury: Larry, Plankton, Man Ray, Mr. Krabs, Don, Karen, Maja, SpongeBob, and Mrs. Puff voted out at the last Tribal Council.

Sandy: Hey guys.

Mr. Craps: So Sandy, what’s your decision?

Sandy: I thought about it so many times in my head, but I’m bringing SquidClone with me to the end.

Mr. Craps: Alright SquidClone!

SquidClone: Yay!

Mr. Craps: Patrick and Hoopla will now compete in a fire-making challenge.

Patrick: Oh no.

Mr. Craps: Please come over to these purple and orange stations. You will each have flint, a knife, and some brush to start a fire. There’s a line which you must burn through. The first person to burn through the line wins.

Patrick: Let’s do this.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Mr. Craps: Patrick at the purple station, and Hoopla at the orange. On your marks, get set, go!

(Hoopla starts hitting his flint like crazy with the knife and Patrick tries to start a fire)

Mr. Craps: Both Patrick and Hoopla seem very confused.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Patrick: I kinda am.

(Patrick gets a fire started)

Patrick: OH MY GOD I GOT IT.

Mr. Craps: Patrick has a fire going, now he just has to get it to burn through the line!

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

(Hoopla gets a fire going)

Mr. Craps: Hoopla now has a fire going!

(Patrick starts putting brush around his fire making it grow)

Patrick: Does this work?

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

(Both fires starts getting close to the line)

Patrick: Hey!

(Patrick’s fire burns through the line)

Mr. Craps: PATRICK WINS! HE IS GOING TO THE FINALE!

Hoopla: (sadly) HOOPLA…

Mr. Craps: Hoopla, that makes you the tenth and final member of our jury. Please bring me your torch.

(Hoopla brings his torch up, where Mr. Craps snuffs it and cuts his arm)

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Mr. Craps: Hoopla, the tribe has spoken.

(Hoopla walks out)

Mr. Craps: Sandy, SquidClone, Patrick, you three are the finalists. Tomorrow will be your last day here, and your fates will decided by those who you’ve voted out. Good luck!

(Camera pans down, and then to Yoneyna: Day Thirty-Nine)

Sandy: Yesss, finale day!

(The three walk down the beach and a large breakfast arrives with a note)

SquidClone: Hey look a note! (SquidClone picks it up and reads it aloud) To the final three: congrats on making it this far, so enjoy this wonderful breakfast!

(Patrick grabs some fruit)

Patrick: Mmmmm. Fruity.

Sandy: Well I do like some Texas toast.

(Sandy gets some toast, and then the Camera pans to Tribal Council: Night Thirty-Nine)

Mr. Craps: Welcome final three to the final Tribal Council!

Sandy: Oh wow.

Mr. Craps: Tonight, the winner will be decided by the jury. You will have to explain to them why you think you should win. We now welcome back: Larry, Plankton, Man Ray, Mr. Krabs, Don, Karen, SpongeBob, Maja, Mrs. Puff, and Hoopla. They will ask you guys questions, and you’ll have to answer them.

(The jury members take their seats)

Mr. Craps: So we’ll start with Larry.

Larry: Yeah, so I’ve been out since the merge started. I was questioning Sandy’s choice to bring SquidClone, her biggest threat to the end.

Sandy: Well I mean, he always worked with different people.

Man Ray: So did you.

Larry: And that doesn’t really answer my question.

SquidClone: Yeah I think Sandy shot herself in the foot there.

Plankton: Lemme jump in here. Patrick, you never had any real game plans, but yet made it all the way here. How?

Patrick: I dunno.

Plankton: Amazing.

Mr. Krabs: Whoever wins should give me some money.

Sandy: How about no.

Karen: Hey Sandy, what big game moves did you make?

Sandy: I got Maja out.

Karen: True.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Mr. Craps: I’m curious to hear from Don, who was the man with the plan.

Don: Heh, yeah. Well I’m wondering why SquidClone usually seemed to flip during ties.

SquidClone: How did you know it was me?

Don: Oh come on it was obvious. You played a good game and have my respect, as you definitely pulled of the trickery part of this game.

SquidClone: Thanks.

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

Don: Another question, Sandy besides getting Maja out what other big game plans did you make yourself?

Maja: Yeah I’m curious.

Sandy: Ummmmmm. I ummmmm. Did stuff?

Maja: Nice okay.

Mr. Craps: Okay jury, it is now time for you guys to vote. Larry, you go first.

(Everyone in the jury votes, and it’s revealed that Karen voted Sandy)

Mr. Craps: Okay, now that we have the votes, I’ll see you guys in eight months at the live show.

SquidClone: WE HAVE TO WAIT EIGHT MONTHS TO FIND OUT THE WINNER?!

Mr. Craps: Yes.

(Mr. Craps grabs the urn and walks off)