Team Plankton

Team Plankton is the eighth episode of Season 2 of  Basket Sponge.

It is the 29th overall episode of the series.

Plot
Tired of being the "little guy" on the team who gets pushed around, Plankton creates a machine which makes him big and strong, and then clones multiple copies of himself, kicking his other friends off the team.

Story
LeBron: (singing with headphones in his ears) I got the moves like jagger, I got the moves like jagger, I got the mooooooooves like jagger!

Larry: Umm, Coach....

LeBron: Take me by the tongue and I'll-

Larry: (yanks the headphones off) Okay! Enough of that, bro!

SpongeBob: We have practice, Coach!

LeBron: Oh, right. Sorry. Where were we?

Squidward: We were about to do some shooting drills!

Patrick: Oh boy! Shooting drills! (pulls out a pistol, and shoots Squidward 10 times in the leg)

Squidward: (falls on the ground) AAAHHH!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! SHOOTING DRILLS!!!!

Patrick: Oh, I gotcha. (pulls a drill out of his toolbox; starts drilling a hole in Squidward' head)

Squidward: AHHHHH!!!!!

Lexi: Tee-hee. You're so funny, Patrick.

Patrick: (puts his arm around her) I know. I'm pretty sexy.

SpongeBob: I still can't believe you two are dating.

Lexi: Why not?

Larry: Welp....Patrick's a bit of a space cadet.

Lexi: He's an astronaut! OMG! I always wanted to date an astronaut!

Patrick: I'm an astronaut? AWW YEAH! I always wanted to date an astronaut!

Larry: (facepalm)

Krabs: (sigh) They're perfect for each other.

Squidward: Ain't that the truth....

[Patrick and Lexi begin burning Squidward's body with matches]

Squidward: GAHHH! What is WRONG with y'all?

[Patrick and Lexi begin making out]

LeBron: No making out during practice hours!

Larry: Coach, we never really practice.

SpongeBob: We just sit here and talk.

LeBron: Touche'.

Plankton: I say we discuss GAME STRATEGIES! I'm so PUMPED for tomorrow's game!

LeBron: There's a game tomorrow?

Plankton: Yeah, you IDIOT!

LeBron: Oh. And who are you?

Plankton: Seriously? I've been here since the beginning!

LeBron: …......?

Plankton: You honestly don't know who I am?

LeBron: You don't ring a bell....

Patrick: TACO BELL!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!!!

Lexi: YEAHHHH!!!! HIGH FIVE, BABE!!! (high fives him)

LeBron: You idiots are too perfect for eachother.

Plankton: Yoo-hoo! Down here, pretty boy!

LeBron: Oh, yes. And you are?

Plankton: PLANKTON!!!!!

LeBron: Oh, you must be the pest problem we've been having. I thought I called that stupid exterminator last week-

Plankton: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! (angrily stomps out of the gym, and slams the door behind him)

Larry: …..did you hear something?

Krabs: Nope.

[At the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: (pacing back and forth) Why don't those FOOLS appreciate me! Karen: (sleeping)

Plankton: I think you're the only person in the sea who cares about me, Karen!

Karen: (snores)

Plankton: But, then again....I programmed you to care about me.

Karen: (wakes up) Who are you, again?

Plankton: Oh, forget it! Every game it's the same thing. Coach never lets me play! NEVER! I'm a freakin' bench-warmer!

Karen: I thought I called the exterminator-

Plankton: Forget you, Karen! (unplugs her) Now, time for some serious business! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[The next morning]

LeBron: (enters the gym with his headphones) Nah, nah, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn-AHHHHH!!!!!

[He sees the team has been handcuffed and tied up]

LeBron: (unplugs headphones) Guys! Who did this to you?

Plankton: I did.

LeBron: (looks in the corner) The trash can?

Plankton: No, look to the left a little.

LeBron: Uh, this piece of lint?

Plankton: No, your other left!

LeBron: Oh, little midgit person! I remember meeting you yesterday!

Plankton: Curse you! Curse you ALL!!!

LeBron: First off, cursing ain't cool, dawg. Second of all, why'd you kidnap my team!?

[SpongeBob, Patrick, Lexi, Larry, Squidward, and Krabs are tied up and struggling]

Plankton: Well they don't matter anymore. Allow me to introduce you to THESE bad boys!

[Five tall, muscular Planktons enter the room]

LeBron: Who are they?

Plankton: Clones.

LeBron: But you don't look like that.

Plankton: Anything's possible when you have a laboratory, my friend.

LeBron: Okay then.

Plankton: Anyway, kiss your team goodbye! (presses a button, which launches them to Neptune)

LeBron: Not cool! What do you have against my team, homie?

Plankton: Heh-heh-heh. He still doesn't get it. Boys, bring him to me.

[The big strong Plankton clones grab LeBron and forcefully drag him over to Plankton]

LeBron: What do you WANT from me, you evil little dirt bag!

Plankton: Well that's not very nice, now is it? Mwahahah!

LeBron: Grrr.....

Plankton: Care for a flashback, shall we?

[Presses a button, making a giant TV screen appear]

Clone #1: Oooooh, pretty!

Clone #2: (slaps him) Shuddap!

''[The TV screen shows a collage of all the times Plankton has sulkily sat on the bench. Sadly waiting to have just one chance. But LeBron never lets him play.]''

Plankton: Now do you see my pain?

LeBron: Weird...I don't remember any of that.

Plankton: Because you didn't even know I existed!

LeBron: Wow, I feel horrible.

Plankton: You're about to feel even worse! Boys, pull the lever!

Clone #3: Duh, okay boss. (pulls the lever)

[The enter gym is blasted to Neptune]

Plankton: …..you fools! That was the wrong lever! It was supposed to send COACH to Neptune, not the whole gym!

Clone #4: I told you! (smacks Clone #5)

Clone #5: I have nothing to do with this! (punches Clone #3)

Clone #3: That wasn't me!

Clone #1: We all look the same!

Clone #2: I have no idea how to breathe.

Plankton: Well, this sucks.

LeBron: Hey! There's the rest of my team!

[The rest of the team is still tied up, suffocating on Neptune's surface]

King Neptune: (appears) Don't worry, I'll save you suffocating creatures! (snaps his fingers; an ocean water appears on Neptune)

SpongeBob: We can breathe! Yay!

Larry: What are you doing here, King Neptune?

King Neptune: What? With a name like 'King Neptune', you think I'm only the ruler of the sea? I also rule Neptune. DUH!

Plankton: Hey, King Neptune! Get your ass outta here!

King Neptune: …..excuse me?

Plankton: Yeah, you heard me! Me and my clones are taking over the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!

King Neptune: Clones? ...they look nothing like you.

Plankton: SHUDDAP!!!!!

King Neptune: Grrrrr......I'll show you. (snaps his fingers)

[The clones disappear]

Plankton: Noooo!!!! My clones!!! For once, I wanted to make a change! I wanted to play some real basketball!

King Neptune: There's only one thing left to do. (snaps his fingers)

[Everyone & the gym is transported back to Bikini Bottom] SpongeBob: We're back!

Krabs: Hooray!

[Patrick and Lexi are making out]

Larry: Have you two been doing this the entire time?

Patrick: Wait, what happened?

Lexi: Did we miss something?

Squidward: (facepalm) A match made in Heaven....

Larry: ….or in Hell.

LeBron: Thanks for bringing us back, Mr. King of the Sea....and of Neptune!

King Neptune: Hey, no problem!

LeBron: But if you don't mind me asking, where's the little insect dude?

King Neptune: Plankton? Oh, haha. I left him on Neptune. You don't need to worry about him anymore!

[Back on Neptune]

Plankton: …...hello? Anyone? …..........this is a bit lonely.......you could've at least left me a rubix cube.......(sigh)