Spongebob, big fishy by the sea

the girl picks up squidward and they live together

but the girl has been changing lately

she started listening to emo music and spent her college savings on 500 blu-ray copies of Tyce+Travis: Naughty Boys in Bed

she is in a threesome romantic relationship with trashvis and a girl

one day she picked up squidward

she cut his head off and ate him

spongebob died of shock after this

he was placed in hell for not being obidient to neptune

"thanks man," spongebob said to a demon. he was relieved he escaped from the torture of the formerly innocent girl

Moral: Don't engage in a relationship with Tra(sh)vis. Ever.