Jasbre Bo Peep

Transcript
Pluto: hi everybody! Welcome back to the clubhouse! Today, we-
 * (Theme song plays)

Locknloaded23: (runs in) sorry im late! I woke up late today!

Pluto: um… it's fine. I was kinda doing an intro-

Seemsgood: (runs in) barely escaped the cops with my life.

Pluto: the cops- why were you running from the cops?

Seemsgood: they found out about the illegal channel.

Pluto: that's nice, now on to the intro-

Matchy: (runs in) hi everyone!

Pluto: my god! Let me finish!

(Kelpy and Travis walk in arguing)

Pluto: great, what now?!

Travis: this damn fool got me demoted!

Kelpy: he's a fascist!

Pluto: Great, who's gonna storm in next?

(Everyone else but Jasbre walks in)

Vanessa: hi pluto! Done the intro yet?

Pluto: forget it. (Walks off)

Cicicity: where's jasbre?

Dan: i don't know, maybe he's overslept.

Jasbre: (bursts in) my sheep has gone missing!

Locknloaded23: since when did you have sheep?

Jasbre: i don't tell you everything.

Matchy: where did you last have them?

Jasbre: 5 minutes ago.

Travis: ha! Damn fool can't keep track of his sheep!

Jasbre: shut up. Anyways, we need to go find them!

Spongebot’s ghost: oooo…. Im a ghost so i caaaant….

Jasbre: someone get Luigi over here, weve got a ghost problem.

Polar: im in, i guess.

Travis: im in, too. Ran out of napkins anyways.

Kelpy: what?

Matchy: sure.

(Pampers walks in)

Pampers: sorry I'm late!

Polar: you're in the wrong series, begone!

(Pampers runs off)

Seemsgood: sure, but only for a little, still got the cops on my back.

Jasbre: we're all in?

Everyone except spongebot and pluto: sure, we guess.

Jasbre: (walks out door) let's go!

(Everyone but Pluto and Spongebob walk out)

(Pluto walks in)

Pluto: sorry, i had to spit out a vocabulary of swears in the closet. So can we do the intro again, or-

(Zooms out to reveal everyone but Spongebot gone)

Pluto: back in the closet i go. Now where did i put that book of swears?

(Cuts to everyone except Pluto and spongebot outside surrounding a sheep pen)

Jasbre: this is where i last saw them.

Matchy: i think i found the problem.

Jasbre: yeah?

Matchy: which one of you damn fools left the gate open?

(Zooms out to reveal the gate open)

(Zooms into kelpy after a short pause)

(Kelpy lets out an embarrassed laugh)

Matchy: i vote we eat him.

Jasbre: uh, no.

Travis: there's a bigger problem at play.

Jasbre: yes?

Travis: which one of you damn fools left the front gate to the clubhouse open?

(Kelpy lets out an even more embarrassed laugh)

Jasbre: lets go to the woods!

(60 second montage of the gang hunting for the sheep. The gang goes back to the clubhouse)

Jasbre: i guess my sheep are lost forever.

Travis: there they are!

Jasbre: that's a rock!

Matchy: i found them.

Jasbre: what?!

(The sheep stumble back in drunk)

Jasbre: there you are! Where were you?!

Sheep 1: we went off to a bar in the woods.

Sheep 2: we got so drunk we almost burned down it.

Sheep 3: we did, in fact.

Locknloaded23: is that seriously how this episode is gonna end? Drunk sheep?

Sheep 2: you're one to talk, you once ended an episode with the main character getting sick!

Locknloaded23: (raises fists) wanna go you son of a-

Pluto: (over speaker) it's time for the f**k off dance!

(Everyone cheers as they go back inside except for Locknloaded who flips the sheep off)

(F*** off dance plays)

End.