Electric Dictatorship

'''DISCLAIMER: Please note that the characters in this short are not to be portrayed as any negative character or in any offensive manner. This is only a fictional work to celebrate Topher's one year anniversary on the wiki and is not meant to offend any user that should read it.'''

Presidential Topher presents Electric Dictatorship

Transcript

 * [short begins with TopherGopher, sitting behind a desk; the National Anthem is being played in the background, yet is being squeaked by gophers]


 * Topher: Kjjb, get in here!


 * Kjjb: [hops down from ceiling] Already in here, Mr. Topher.


 * Topher: Why are you always in my office? Never mind that. I have a very important job for you.


 * Kjjb: More important than being a Republican?


 * Topher: Yes! I have decided to make America a dictatorship instead of a democracy.


 * Kjjb: But why?


 * Topher: Because I felt like it. I'm the President. So, my first order of business is for you to make every broadcasting channel Electromation.


 * Kjjb: Yes, sir, Mr. Topher sir. [runs out of room]


 * [11 minutes later]


 * Chris: [walks into room] I have some bad news, Topher.


 * Topher: How dare you address me as just Topher? I am the President!


 * Police Officer: [walks into room] Not anymore, you're not.


 * Topher: What's going on?


 * Police Officer: Topher, you are under arrest for closure of the Nickelodeon franchise.


 * Topher: There's a law for that?


 * Police Officer: You made it during the eleven minutes you were waiting for Kjjb to return.


 * Topher: Oh. Right. Well, come on Chris, Kjjb, and Suds. You three have to help me out here.


 * Kjjb: We can't.


 * Topher: Why not?


 * Chris: You made this a dictatorship.


 * Suds: Which mean we don't work for you anymore. We're just normal citizens.


 * Topher: Curse my unusual cravings for the stature of the U.S. government that seems to always come and haunt me later in these shorts!


 * [short ends with the rest of the National Anthem, once again squeaked by gophers; the credits roll by past the title card; Suds, Kjjb, and Chris interrupt]


 * Chris: You know, despite the fact that we are normal citizens, we could have just bailed Topher out right then.


 * Kjjb: Yeah, but then we would ruin the corny nature of this short.


 * Suds: He's got a point. [pulls back down the credits and title card; the squeaking gophers resume; short ends]