"Typing on the Chat Lines"

'Typing on the Chat Lines' is the second Basket Sponge short from Season 3. It was supposed to be written by Ghastly on Jan 17th but was postponed by a week.

Plot
A chatroom near Christmas for the team. Only Patrick think it's part of the Brony Network...it's not.

Transcript
~ Welcome to the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki Chatroom. Have fun! Please avoid using strong language, sexually explicit behavior, trolling, or being a sockpuppet. Don't wait for the stinging jellyfish! ~

Coach LeBron has joined the Krusty Krab!

4 people have joined the chat.

Coach LeBron: Thank god.

SpongeBob: How are you doing?

Patrick: What is this? A forum? I ain't no brony!

SpongeBob: Patrick, every wiki chat isn't all about MLP fans and bronies.

Patrick: That's what you said when we went on Club Penguin wiki!

SpongeBob: Yes, I know.

Patrick: What about here, they might be bronies.

SpongeBob: If people are bothered to make up a "fanon wiki" about me, they might as well be the passionate fans of My Little Pony,

LeBron: Alright, first order is...?

SpongeBob: Christmas break.

LeBron: Sorted. December 21st to January 11th. Second order is the POBA 2K16 Tournament. It's starts up the week that we return, our first match is against...

Larry: Daisy Town Dandelions...

Everyone types up "shudders" in the chat.

Larry: They're crap.

LeBron: But this time, we have to win this one. Twice of losses and if we do it again, it will kill me... Literally kill me.

Larry: So, turn up like you actually mean it and then if we win it... at least we have the first tournament and the easiest match and team done.

LeBron: You typed the words out of mouth.

Patrick: How can you type words.

SpongeBob: Just a figure of speech, Patrick and not a literal thing. Okay?

Patrick: K. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq.

SpongeBob: And you didn't read the chat rules.

Patrick: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'... qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgxzvcbnm.

[A Few minutes later...]

Patrick: Thank you. Right then, I'll be off, unless, er, you could stay here, fill your life with work and food and sleep, or you could go anywhere.

SpongeBob: I forgot where you stole that quote from.

Patrick has left the Krusty Krab.

Larry: Thank god... wait, BRB.

Larry has left the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: Well, just the two of us.

TravisTheGreat has joined the chat.

TravisTheGreat: WTF?

Coach LeBron: Let's get out of here.

SpongeBob: Sure thing, Coach.

Coach LeBron has left the chat.

SpongeBob has left the chat.

TravisTheGreat: who the hell are they? Must be four idiots without brains.