Tentacles are Offensive

Tentacles are Offensive is the second episode of SpongeBob Vs. Censorship.

Plot
The Bikini Bottom counterpart of FCC starts censoring Squidward's tentacles after getting drunk.

Transcript
(Episode begins with the BBCC having a discussion)

Member #1: Alright, we have *burps from drinking beer* a problem here.

Member #2: What is it, sir?

Member #1: Take a *burps* look.

(He shows a video of Squidward waving his tentacles around in his bedroom)

Member #1: This is very *burps* inappropriate. I say we start censoring these… tentacles right away.

Member #2: I *burps* agree.

Member #3: Umm…

Member #1: Agree or you’re fired.

Member #3: I… agree.

Member #1: Alrighty then. Commence the censoring.

(The BBCC sends an email to Squidward)

Email: Dear Squidward,

We would like to inform you that your tentacles will from now on be censored on television.

Insincerely, the BBCC

Squidward: Those damn fools! They can’t censor my hands! I gotta go complain.

(He sends an email back to the BBCC)

Email: Dear BBCC,

You can’t just censor my hands. That’s ridiculous. If you damn fools censor my tentacles, I will sue you.

Hate, Squidward

Member #2: Uh oh. This doesn’t look *burps* good.

Member #1: Nonsense. We’ll just send *burps* another email.

Member #3: Uh, okay then.

(They send another email)

Email: Dear Squidward,

Frick off and go frick yourself.

Squidward: They didn’t even use the F word! But then again, this show is PG-13. Well, I guess I gotta handle this with my own two tentacles.

(He takes a bus the the BBCC building, and walks in)

Squidward: I’d like to file a complaint!

Member #1: Oh shit! *burps* It’s him!

Member #2: What do we *burps* do now?

Member #3: Umm… hide!

Member #1: There’s nowhere to hide, *burps* idiots!

Member #3: Oh. Then we’re screwed.

Squidward: That’s right, you shitheads. Now quit censoring my hands or I’ll touch you with them.

Member #1: Okay, okay. We won’t *burps* censor them anymore.

Squidward: Thank you. Now if you excuse me, I got another movie to make titled Tentacles Ahoy.

Member #1: What’s it about?

Squidward: Oh, it’s just about a bunch of squid tentacles attacking a city.

Member #1: Violence? Unacceptable! We need to give it an NC-17 rating *burps loudly* immediately!

(Squidward facepalms)

The end.

Special thanks to: Mrs Chanandler Bong for the idea.