A Chat With Nash

A Chat With Nash is the eighth Basket Sponge short in honor of Steve Nash's retirement.

Plot
After Steve Nash announced his retirement, LeBron sets him and the Basket Sponge cast up for a Q&A (and one more thing.)

Transcript
LeBron: Lemme check NBA.com for some updates...

NBA.COM

HEADLINES

STEVE NASH RETIRES

WIZARDS DEFEAT BUCKS

WARRIORS DEFEAT LAKERS

LeBron: Wizards? Ha. I don't give a damn...HOLY CRAP! STEVE NASH RETIRED?!

SpongeBob: Hey Coach LeBron, what's shakin'?

LeBron: My good ol' pal Steve Nash has retired!

SpongeBob: ....umm, I watched some NBA and never noticed he was your "good ol' pal". I don't even think he's your friend. But yeah, he is old.

LeBron: I have a life out of basketball too, you know.

SpongeBob: Wait, lemme check your phone.

LeBron: Sure. Here you go.

SpongeBob: Hmmm....Wizards defeat Bucks.....OH GOD. OH NO THEY DI-INT

LeBron: SpongeBob? Nobody gives a damn about the Wizards.

SpongeBob: I've been following their fanbase for sometime al...

LeBron: Back on topic. Why don't we have an interview with him, then upload it on YouTube!

SpongeBob: YouTu--

LeBron: Don't ask, spongeboy.

SpongeBob: Did you know that was my working title?

LeBron: Umm...as per Wikipedia, yes. Anyway, let me invite Steve over here.

Squidward: How the hell will you do that?

LeBron: Oh hey Squidward. Well, isn't this a cartoon? I'll wish for him to be here to the Genie!

SpongeBob: That's Disney.

LeBron: He's beside you.

SpongeBob: Oh hey Robin Williams as a cartoon character.

Genie: GOOOODD MORRRNING VIEETTNAAAMMMM!!!!!!! You have one wish.

LeBron: One? Whatever. I wish that Steve Nash were here...with an air helmet.

POOF!

Steve: Where the hell am I?

LeBron: You're in a dream.

Steve: Okay?

LeBron: I hope a talk show set pops up right in front of me.

SpongeBob: Well, the abandoned yesterday TV station is right in front of you.

LeBron: Oh yeah. Let's go in.

[They all enter.]

SpongeBob: So, Mr. Nash, would you like to appear in Space Jam 2?

Steve: What the hell? They're making it?

SpongeBob: That's the secret me and the Looney Toons have had.

Steve: Well, no.

SpongeBob: PLAY THE SPACE JAM MUSIC WITH A CLIP OF STEVE NASH'S GREATEST PLAYS!

[Clip plays.]

Steve: Oh hell yes.

SpongeBob: That, my friend, is called persuasion.

LeBron: He's been to school, BobSponge.

SpongeBob: Anyway, second question, wanna go one on one?

Steve: I'm old.

[Larry comes out of nowhere and throws a basketball to Steve Nash's groin.]

Steve: OOOUUCCCHHHH!!!!!!! YOU SAID IT WAS A DREAM!

LeBron: Oh no.

SpongeBob: Wait, how will we get Steve back?

Steve: I'M GONNA PANIC....AGGGHAHAHSHSHSHDFHENDWEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Last question, would you like living underwater?

Steve: AGAASGGSYHEWUDWEDMW!!!!!!! I HATE YOU LEBRON!!!!!!!!!