Broken Hearts and Broken Bones

Broken Hearts and Broken Bones is the fourth episode of the spin-off, Pearlorette, and the fourth episode of season one. The previous episode was A New Day, and the next will be announced. It is the first two-part episode.

Plot
Brad and Elizabeth are going on a date and SpongeBob and Pearl are heading to the airport but yet both encounter a problem...with each other. And, if you thought SpongeBob was a bad enemy, he becomes a worse one in this episode.

Part One

 * [scene starts with Pearl packing and SpongeBob setting up a time with the hotel to take their cruise in Bass Vegas]
 * SpongeBob: [Yelling on the phone with the hotel manager] What do you mean you don't have the a room available, I just called yesterday!
 * Hotel Manager: [sarcastically] Yes...but you see, sir, you must have not made an appointment.
 * SpongeBob: Yes...I did. Like I said I spoke to someone yesterday and they made me an appointment.
 * Hotel Manager: [sarcastically] Why don't you just give me your name again so that maybe I can see what i can do or we can go back and forth again bickering like we have been doing.
 * SpongeBob: Excuse me....
 * Hotel Manager: Look, sir, we both need to really be truthful here. You know you didn't make the appointment. I know you didn't make the appointment...correct?
 * SpongeBob: [angry] Not correct!
 * Hotel Manager: So why don't we end this conversation? And if you have a complaint, you can speak with someone else...cause I'm done. Goodbye. [dial tone lingers]
 * SpongeBob: [yells into phone] Well listen here: if you thought that attitude was going to stop me from taking my cruise...you thought wrong! [hangs up phone]
 * Pearl: So what? We'll just have to find another hotel?
 * SpongeBob: [angry] Yes, but right now to save time, we'll do it when we get there...our plane leaves in an hour. It takes 45 minutes to get there.
 * Pearl: Let's get going.
 * [scene cuts to Nicki and Jennifer]
 * Nicki: Jennifer, did you get the papers done?
 * Jennifer: No. I couldn't understand the difference between a Hide-out and a Stake-out.
 * Nicki: How did you get this job?
 * Jennifer: Let's just say my first robbery was when I was three...the baby in the stroller didn't see it coming.
 * Nicki: [sarcastically] You stole something from a baby?
 * Jennifer: Yep, and it was the best dang rattle stick I have ever owned.
 * Nicki: Do you want to go get some coffee from ClamBucks?
 * Jennifer: Sure...but we're taking my car. I don't want to be seen in yours.
 * Nicki: Fine, but I get to hold the keys.
 * [scene cuts back to Pearl and SpongeBob while their driving over to the airport]
 * Pearl: I am really happy we're taking this trip...it will open us to up to new things and sites.
 * SpongeBob: Agreed.
 * Pearl: Oh, and tomorrow we need to go shopping for Jennifer.
 * SpongeBob: [looks puzzled] Why?
 * Pearl: 'Cause her birthday is coming up in 4 days and I still haven't planned or bought anything yet.
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, we will find something. Could you turn on the radio?
 * Pearl: [bends down to turn the radio station] Sure.
 * SpongeBob: [pushes down on the brakes and yields for the other car]
 * [and then.....BOOM]
 * SpongeBob: [yells] What the Clamshell?!
 * [inside the other car]
 * Brad: What the...wait, isn't that, [pauses] SpongeBob.
 * Elizabeth: [confused] Who's SpongeBob?
 * Brad: The guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. [rolls eyes and signs] Please don't tell me I'm in a car wreck with SpongeBob. [puts the parking brake on and steps out of car]
 * SpongeBob: [steps out of his car and starts yelling] Look at what you did!
 * Brad: What I did? You were the one that stopped in the middle of the road!
 * SpongeBob: Obviously you haven't been through these parts, cause you would then know that you are suppose to yield....do you have an excuse for me now?
 * Pearl: Umm...guys? I'm hurt.
 * SpongeBob: Call an ambulance.
 * Brad: Fine. [on phone with the emergency] Yes, we just had a boat wreck on the corner of Ship Street and Wreak Avenue. Oh, and someone is hurt so we need an ambulance.
 * Emergency: We're on the way.
 * Elizabeth: Are they coming?
 * Brad: [sighs] Yes. [turns to SpongeBob] I was passing by to go on a romantic date with my girlfriend. [sighs] But I can see you were probably around just to start trouble.
 * SpongeBob: [grins] Oh, I see you have a date, I thought last time I asked you said dating...[looks down and grins] was nowhere in your mind.
 * Brad: Well, SpongeBob, sometimes good things do come around when you really need it.
 * SpongeBob: Whatever, I need your insurance contact info for when the police come.
 * Brad: [digs in the car, and hands insurance contact info to SpongeBob] Here, now give me yours.
 * SpongeBob: [hands Brad his insurance contact info] Here, see? Always prepared.
 * [police arrive with ambulance]
 * Emergency: Someone hurt?
 * SpongeBob: Over here.
 * Emergency: [helps Pearl onto the gurney] 
 * SpongeBob: Is she going to be okay?
 * Emergency: Yes, by the look of it she has a broken leg and arm. Nothing that can't be fixed, though.
 * SpongeBob: Thank you. [turns to Police]
 * Police: Okay, I need one of you to tell me the story, so I can compare it with the others.
 * SpongeBob: [raises hand] Let me, officer.
 * Brad: [yells at SpongeBob] If you dare lie to the police, I swear I will run across this car and...[stopped by the police]
 * Police: Calm down, once I hear his story I'll listen to yours and compare them...okay?
 * Brad and SpongeBob: Okay.
 * Police: Now tell me yellow fellow, what happened here.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you see officer, I was yielding, like you're suppose to, [looks back at Brad]
 * Brad: [angry] Grrr...[turns to Elizabeth] I can just tell he is lying right now
 * Elizabeth: Now now, lets just see
 * SpongeBob: [grins] and then...BOOM! I'm hit from behind.
 * Police: Well, you are both very lucky the wreck wasn't too severe, now let me just go over to him and ask...[interrupted by SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: He threatened me.
 * Police: Excuse me?
 * SpongeBob: [whispers] After the accident, he told me that if I don't stay away from him...he would come after me.
 * Police: Hmm...why don't you come to my office tomorrow and bring a written statement. [looks at Brad, while stepping into the car]
 * Brad: Wait, what about my story? [looks at SpongeBob with anger]
 * Police: [drives up to Brad and points] I don't need to hear it, and don't do anything you wouldn't normally do and everything will be alright. [drives away]
 * Brad: [confused] What do you mean by that? [looks at SpongeBob and steps into his car and drives away with Elizabeth]
 * SpongeBob: I got you tied around my finger, and there is nothing you can do to stop me...[does a evil chuckle and drives away]
 * [To be continued]...

Part Two

 * SpongeBob: How are you feeling?
 * Pearl: Good, more like better.
 * SpongeBob: The doctor said you will be able to come home in two weeks with the use of crutches. One more thing. My brother, Oscar is gonna be coming to visit.
 * Pearl: Your brother, that's great!
 * SpongeBob: This will be the only member you will meet from my family, so far.
 * Pearl: Well, I can't wait. [grins]
 * SpongeBob: [stomach grumbles] Wow, I'm gonna head down to the cafeteria to get something. You want anything?
 * Pearl: No, but thanks.
 * [SpongeBob walks down to the cafeteria, 5 seconds after that, Oscar, SpongeBob's brother, walks in]


 * Oscar: [yells] Hello, SpongeBob?
 * Pearl: Over here!
 * Oscar: Oh, sorry, I must be in the wrong room, I'm looking for my brother...[interupted by Pearl]
 * Pearl: SpongeBob. Yeah, I know. He's my boyfriend.
 * Oscar: No, [starts walking around confused] no, SpongeBob doesn't get girls. Let me get to the right room. See ya. [rushes out]
 * [out in the hallway Pearl can hear Oscar talking to a nurse asking were his brother's room is]
 * Oscar: Yes, I need you to tell me where my brother's room is.
 * Nurse: Yes, right over there.
 * Oscar: No, there must be a mistake. My brother's room doesn't contain my brother, it contains some female saying that she is my brother's girlfriend.
 * Nurse: Sir, that is your brother's room, he just ran down to the cafeteria. He'll be back.
 * Oscar: [embarrassed] Oh, well then I'll be going back in then. [walks back into the room and yells] I'M WALKING BACK INTO THE ROOM!
 * Pearl: [in sarcastic voice] So I'm guessing you found out and are going to stay in the room until your brother gets back.
 * Oscar: You're really good at guessing.
 * Pearl: Watch it, I could really do without the sarcasm considering the fact that I can't feel my leg or arm. Which makes me a little angry since I'm restricted to one leg and one arm.
 * Oscar: There's still one thing that stills confuses me.
 * Pearl: What?
 * Oscar: How SpongeBob got a girl like you, so...pretty.
 * Pearl: Well I do try. [flips hair] But why is it weird that he has me?
 * Oscar: Because SpongeBob's, well, SpongeBob so shy and insecure. Then you, so outgoing and...pretty.
 * Pearl: Well, I believe that SpongeBob will one day propose, you know, if we get that far.
 * Oscar: SpongeBob does if he's ready, you'll know. SpongeBob's gonna kill me though.
 * Pearl: Why?
 * Oscar: Well our mother followed me here and...[interrupted by Pearl]
 * Pearl: Well that's good, right?
 * Oscar: Not exactly. SpongeBob and Mom don't have the best of relationships. They're always going at it with each other. Never-ending stuff, about stupid stuff.
 * Pearl: That would explain why he didn't ever talk about his mom. You he'd talk about, but the mother part never! Wait I think I have something in my eye, eyelash maybe. [fanning her eye]
 * Oscar: Let me see.
 * Pearl: See anything?
 * Oscar: No just...
 * Pearl: What?
 * Oscar: Real pretty eyes.
 * 'Pearl: [grins, then starts to lean in]
 * Oscar: [leans in faster and kisses Pearl]
 * [door opens quietly]
 * Margaret: [looks around the room and screams] Ahhh!!!!!
 * Oscar: Mom?! [shocked face]
 * Pearl: Oh, oooo...
 * Margaret: [starts yelling] Oscar, what are you doing?!
 * Oscar: Um...
 * Pearl: It's my fault, I had something in my eye and we kissed.
 * Margaret: Shut up, missy. Oscar, why are you kissing this girl?!
 * Oscar: Mom, this is actually SpongeBob's girlfriend.
 * Pearl: [shoves Oscar's arm and whispers] What are you doing?
 * Oscar: Are you trying to break my arm too
 * Margaret: Oh so this is who my sweet boy is dating,...[looks with disgust]  I don't approve.
 * Oscar: Mom, SpongeBob really likes her and so..does..she.
 * Pearl: Its true, ma'am.
 * Margaret: [chuckles] If you did, you wouldn't be making out with my other boy, Oscar.
 * Pearl: Please don't tell SpongeBob. [holds both hands begging] Please?
 * Margaret: Okay, I won't tell if you do something for me.
 * Pearl: Anything.
 * Margaret: You must get SpongeBob to talk to me, since you're the next closest to him. You should be able to talk him into talking with me, you have two weeks to get him to do it.
 * Pearl: Okay, I'll do my best
 * Oscar: Mom, don't make Pearl do this. We didn't mean to, it just happened...
 * Margaret: We'll than maybe you two should think about getting together to avoid SpongeBob's broken heart. Ever think about that? [has a serious face]
 * Oscar: We'll...[interrupted by SpongeBob coming back inside]
 * SpongeBob: [looks down coming in through the door] Okay, Pearl. I know you said you didn't want anything but I got you...[looks up and sees Oscar and his mother] Oh no, we can't stay here. Pearl, call the nurse in. We're getting you out of this evil environment.
 * Margaret: [looks at Pearl]
 * Pearl: [looks at Margaret] SpongeBob, since your mother is here in this room you should try to settle whatever here, while you still can.
 * Margaret: Hey, I'm not that old, missy.
 * SpongeBob: I'm not talking to her [running around the room packing Pearl's things and yelling] Nurse, Nurse!
 * Nurse: [comes into room] Yes?
 * SpongeBob: I want to get Pearl moved out of this room
 * Nurse: Sir, the crutches order won't be ready for 30 more minutes.
 * Margaret: A lot can be done in 30 mins when you're not in the room.
 * SpongeBob: [runs out of the room yelling] I'm not staying in here.
 * Pearl: SpongeBob...
 * Margaret: I'll go after him. [walks out] Don't have to much fun in...here.
 * [Margaret walks out]
 * Oscar: How are you gonna tell SpongeBob?
 * Pearl: I don't plan on doing it now, lets let him calm down for a couple weeks. Then we will see.
 * Oscar: You got to admit, I'm a pretty good kisser.
 * Pearl: Just not yet, no...no. [becomes sad]
 * [end of part two]