Death to All (Pumpkins)

Synopsis
SpongeBob and friends carve pumpkins!

Transcript
(Episode opens with spooky music as the group is carving pumpkins)

SpongeBob: Look, I’m making a bird!

(SpongeBob turns his pumpkins around to reveal a crude bird)

Squidward: That looks really bad!

Patrick: Says you!

Mindy: Hey Patrick, I carved you!

Patrick: Haha (passes out)

(Squidward turns his pumpkins around to show a clarinet)

Sandy: I’m making an acorn!

Pearl: I’m making a scary face!

Squidward: Cool.

SpongeBob: Mine’s done, Pearl can you pass a candle?

Pearl: Wait aren’t we underwater?

SpongeBob: Don’t question it.

(Pearl passes SpongeBob a candle)

Squidward: I need one too. We have to find out who has the best!

SpongeBob: Who’s the judge?

(Plankton walks in)

Plankton: Me!

SpongeBob: Wait how do I know you’re not up to something?

Plankton: I brought my own pumpkin!

(Plankton holds up a pumpkin, and a Krabby Patty is carved on it)

SpongeBob: Okay!

Plankton: (under breath) And when I’m done I’ll extract Krabby Patty residue off of the pumpkins since you worked today!

Patrick: Hey I woke up.

Sandy: Well let’s get to the judging!

Plankton: Everyone please show me your pumpkins!

(Planktons stares at the pumpkins)

Plankton: Mmmhmmmm. Hmmmm. Mmhmmm. Pearl! You win!

Pearl: Me? Yay!

Plankton: Here, SpongeBob I need to re-examine your pumpkin.

(Plankton grabs SpongeBob’s pumpkin and runs)

Plankton: NOW I HAVE THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!

SpongeBob: What?! Oh no I didn’t clean my hands since work! Shit!

Squidward: Go get that asshat!

(SpongeBob chases Plankton)

Plankton: Hehehehehe!

SpongeBob: No!

(SpongeBob grabs the pumpkin and smashes it)

Plankton: I can still get DNA! (Patrick comes out with a blowtorch and burns it)

Patrick: Ha!

Plankton: Noooooo! Don’t worry, I’ll get you yet!

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, your phone is ringing!

SpongeBob: Okay!

(SpongeBob runs inside and picks up the phone)

SpongeBob: Hello?

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob! Tomorrow’s our class’ Halloween party! Show up!

SpongeBob: Crap!

Squidward: Can I go?

SpongeBob: NO!

(Episode ends)