Retro War

Retro War is the third episode of SBFW Clubhouse.

Transcript

 * (theme song plays)
 * Pluto: Hey kids! Or should I say, teens... cause this is PG-13... Welcome back to the clubhouse! Today, I will show ya my VHS collection!
 * Dan: (pops out on the screen) No shit! Betamax is better!
 * Pluto: What the frick is a Betamax?
 * Dan: Dumbass, it was a format that competed with VHS. Had better quality. However, it lost to the shitty, bulky tape.
 * Pluto: I still think VHS is better.
 * Polar: I agree with Pluto.
 * Dan: Well, this is what I expected from you. Frick you, Polar.
 * Polar: Kiss my Polar weiner.
 * SeemsGood: I like Betamax.
 * Polar: Aw shit, SeemsGood. But Die Hard wasn't released on it!
 * SeemsGood: Who cares? I can just record it off TV.
 * Polar: You would get the butchered version, if you don't have HBO.
 * (flashback to Die Hard 2 TBS airing, with all swear words censored)
 * William Sadler: Joke and you.
 * Bruce Willis dubber: Mister Falcon!
 * Al Powell: You're not in somebody's pool are you?
 * Bruce Willis: Joke off.
 * (flashback ends)
 * SeemsGood: Holy shit! You're right! I gotta get HBO on my CRT!
 * (Polar facepalms)
 * Jasbre: I prefer VHS.
 * Locknloaded: And I prefer Betamax!
 * Jasbre: Oh my god! Why Locknloaded? I thought we were friends.
 * Locknloaded: The frick, black duck?
 * Jasbre: That doesn't insult me cause I'm a black duck.
 * Locknloaded: Oh yeah. Right.
 * SBCA: I prefer Betamax.
 * SeemsGood: Ye boi.
 * Mr. Bailey: What about Blu-ray?
 * (everyone looks at Bailey. Cuts to Bailey stuffed in a trash can)
 * Tyce: I like VHS more than Betamax.
 * Travis: Frick you, Tyce!
 * Tyce: This is what I expected from ya, asshole.
 * Golfpecks: I love CED. It's so much cool I want to have sex with it.
 * SeemsGood: But we are talking about videotape formats.
 * Golfpecks: Oh yeah, right...
 * SBCA: Wait, so the plot of this episode says we fight which one is better. This isn't fighting. We need to PUNCH AND KICK!
 * (cuts to everyone punching each other in the face and kicking each other in the balls)
 * SeemsGood: YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY SQUEAL, WHEN I BROKE IT'S F(bleep)ING NECK!
 * (Horn sounds are heard)
 * Pluto: (while getting kicked by Dan) It's... time... for... the... (bleep) off... dance!
 * (bleep) off song plays, however the characters have bruises on them.)
 * (the end.)