User blog:JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway/Star Wars: The Return of the Original Master

Travis: No... No!

(struggling to muster up the words, Travis, sweating profusely, can barely crawl onto the platform)

Travis: You're not my father!

Tim Paperin: (mask muffles his voice slightly) No, Travis... you are my father.

(we pan out to discover everyone from SBFW High has been watching this happen in real-time)

Purple: Y'all gonna kiss or what?

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SBFW HIGH: THE RETURN OF THE ORIGINAL MASTER -- COMING SOON TO A LAPTOP, TABLET OR PHONE NEAR YOU.
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probably next month tbh

-van