Christmas & 3016!

'''Christmas & 3016! '''is the forth episode of the animated sitcom Spongeorama and is the very first holiday special from the show.

This episode has the first appearance of Robo-Announcer and Blender.

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Robo-Narrator: Oh, what a beautiful day it is in New Bikini Bottom. The plants are blue, the ground is silver, it is our town at its best.

SpongeBob: You know what's best for all? IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE!

Robo-Narrator: Um… what’s that?

SpongeBob: How do you not- Okay whatever. Christmas is a time when a person named Santa comes and brings presents for the good kids in the world. Santa is a jolly old elf that loves all kids and he is magical.

Robo-Narrator: You're making this up.

SpongeBob: No i'm not! It was a thing back in the 2000’s!

Robo-Narrator: No it wasn't.

SpongeBob: Yes it was.

Robo-Narrator: NO IT ISN’T!

SpongeBob: YES IT IS!

[The Robo-Narrator is silent for a moment]

Robo-Narrator: Well, have you heard the story of Krampus?

SpongeBob: No…

Robo-Narrator: Oh you haven't, ay? Well, Krampus is  Santa's brother, and he delivers something to bad kids of the world… it’s something so sinister… so incredibly EVIL, and PUNISHING…

SpongeBob: (shiver) (shiver)

Robo-Narrator: Can you guess what he does?

SpongeBob: No…

Robo-Narrator: He… . . . RIPS YO HEAD OFF AND MAKES YAR HEAD INTO BRAIN SOUP! MUAHAHAHAHAHA- Oh, Sorry son, didn't mean to scare you.

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm late for an appointment, heh heh… I… need to go- BYE!

[As SpongeBob runs out of the scene he screams.]

[Then the screen cuts to SpongeBob at the store.]

SpongeBob: Hmm.. where is the blender i found a second ago…

[SpongeBob picks up a blender with an odd looking shape on it]

SpongeBob: Oh my goodness, that's so weird..

Blender: Wipe my shiny metal blade.

SpongeBob: What the- You can TALK!

Blender: Hell yeah I can!

SpongeBob: Well… okay. Why not. I’ll buy you.

Blender: Heck Ya!

[Screen cuts to spongebob laying in his bed with his blender]

SpongeBob: You know, you can be like Gary.

Blender: Gary? What kinda geek name is that?

SpongeBob: Hey you don’t talk to him like that! He is my pet snail!

Blender: SNAI- Man, you outdated, big time! I’m sorry SpongeBob, but you ain’t the kinda cool guy I wanted. But, i guess i can work with you.

[SpongeBob bumps into Blemder and he starts going crazy]

Blender:  WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH-

[SpongeBob stops him before he falls of the shelf.]

Blender: Next time, do NOT do what I say. So do NOT, i repeat, do NOOOT, wipe my shiny metal blade.

SpongeBob: Okay, okay.

[The two of them start sleeping and then get up to the sound of SpongeBobs alarm clock.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

SpongeBob: TODAY’S CHRISTMAS!!

Blender: What in the snarling nose is that?

[SpongeBob stares for a moment.]

SpongeBob: You know what, I don’t want this to happen again.

Robo-Narrator: Now it is time to show a different story that is happening right here over in Eugene The Cheaps office!

[Screen cuts to The New Krusty Krab (remember the turn of events that happened last episode)]

Eugene The Cheap: But Mr. Yonker,  I promise that The Krusty Krab will be perfect to build your monument!

The Yonker Company: We're sorry, but we don’t think you have the loyalness i takes.

Eugene The Cheap: NOOOOOOOOO! I WAS GONNA GET 3 DOLLARS!!!

[PatTron Q walks in at that moment and sees Eugene The Cheap crying]

PatTron Q: Huh? What is happening here?

Eugene The Cheap: Oh PatTron, I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 3 DOLLARS!! WAAAHHHHHHH!

PatTron Q: Why? What do you need to do?

Eugene The Cheap: All we need to do is build a stupid monument called Dime Square! Wait, I know the perfect solution! You can build it!

PatTron Q: Wait, WHAT? But I don’t have the skill Eugune! I’m just a dumb old farting robot!

Eugene The Cheap: Pff. Yeah right. Come on, grab a pic! PatTron Q: This is CRAZY…

Robo-Announcer: Oh man, crazy stuff going on there! Can PatTron Q save Eugune? We will find out after we continue the story of SpongeBob and Blender.

[SpongeBob walks down his hallway]

♫ It’s snowing and its foggy which is not at all what the forecast said so thats a sign of a white Christams! ♫

[SpongeBob looks under the tree]

♫ Theres a bunch of presents and SpongeBob just peed his pants so thats a sign of a white Christmas! ♫

[SpongeBob pulls out all the presents and rips them up]

♫ Everybody’s celebrating all the children, all the elderly so thats a sign of a white Christmas! ♫

[SpongeBob realizes that one of the gifts is the same blender that he already has]

♫ Um.. ♫

[all of the sudden he relizes that that was just a dream]

Blender: WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD! YOU SLEPT ON THE FLOOR!

SpongeBob: Ugh, sorry. Just Christmas is so EXCITING!!!

Blender: Okay seriously, what is this *Christmas* thing you’ve been talking about in your sleep?

SpongeBob: Well at this point I don’t think some people knows what it means…

Blender: NOBODY DOESN'T!

SpongeBob: Wait… what?

Blender: Sany Cyborg doesnt know, both PatTron’s don’t know… no one has no idea.

SpongeBob: But…

[All of the sudden everyone walks into the room then make a face like “I honestly don’t know”]

SpongeBob: So… that means no more Christmas miracles… no more… Christmas trees… and most important thing of all… no more Santa.

[SpongeBob starts crying alot but everyone tries to cheer him up]

Sandy Cyborg: Hey it’s okay.

SpongeBob: NO IT’S NAUT!!

Squidward: Well, if Christmas isnt real anymore, wouldn’t that mean Krampus is gone?

SpongeBob: Hey your right… YAHOO! YIPEE! ALRIGHT!

Robo-Announcer: Well, SpongeBob’s happy! That’s all that matters… right?

PatTron Q: NO! I’M STUCK SCULPTING SOMETHING!

Robo- Announcer: Well that sucks for you, cause that’s the end of the episode!

Eugune The Cheap: Oh yeah, by the way, your hired to work here at Time Square forever.

PatTron Q: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[The screen starts closing in Looney Tune style while PatTron Q keeps screaming.]

[Like Looney Tunes style, it says “The End”]