Krabs Attempts To Win A Racing Championship By Cheating For Money

Krabs Attempts To Win A Racing Championship By Cheating For Money is the second episode of Money Krabs.

Summary
Mr. Krabs gets into a racing championship and competes to get a cash prize, but when he starts to cheat, SpongeBob, who's watching the race, tries to report it to the authorities. Will Mr. Krabs take in first place before SpongeBob can report that Krabs is cheating?

Transcript

 * [Mr. Krabs is standing just behind a checkered line on a large track that goes in a loop along with other people. They are wearing uniforms tagged with numbers that have been printed, except for Mr. Krabs, whose number was hand-drawn]
 * Announcer: I don't remember any red crabs joining this race...
 * Announcer 2: Well, it appears he has a number tag, so he must have joined.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, a number tag that was totally not counterfeited!
 * Announcer: Go!
 * [The fish begin to run, leaving Krabs in the dust. All of the audience is watching the others, except for SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs takes this to his advantage and goes backwards to cross the line and steps forwards back over the line]
 * Announcer 2: Krabs just made his first lap lightning quick! He has just nine laps to go and he'll finish!
 * [Everyone finds this normal and they continue watching the others, except for SpongeBob, who had spotted Mr. Krabs cheat]
 * SpongeBob: [gasps, runs out of his seat and heads to the announcers as fast as he can, while Mr. Krabs goes behind the line and forwards repeatedly, SpongeBob reaches them] I would like to report that Eugene Krabs is chea-
 * Announcer: Mr. Krabs has made it ten laps in under twenty seconds! It's an ocean record!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes!
 * Announcer 2: What are you doing here, SpongeBoy?
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs was chea-
 * Announcer: The race is over, kid. Everyone has to leave now.
 * SpongeBob: But- [SpongeBob realizes the entire stadium is empty, and not even the announcers are there] he was cheating.