Army Kill in Four Seconds

 is the third episode on The Terrible Travis: Back in Action. It is the first episode written by Kelpy G.

Transcript

 * Travis: Mom, I wanna join da army!


 * Travis' Mom: YOUR 14 YOU DUMB PIECE OF-


 * Travis: I'm not listening [hums away to the enlistment office]


 * Travis' Dad: [approaching Travis' Mom] Why....?


 * Travis' Mom: [moaning] I dont kn...[falls to the floor]

ENLISTMENT OFFICE

 * Travis: Officer, I want to get a navy job


 * Officer: Are you-


 * Travis: YAS! GIVE ME THE FRICKING-


 * Officer: [stern] Stop! Proceed to give your speech...

AUDITORIUM

 * Travis: [yelling on the microphone] HELLO MURICA, MY-


 * Officer: We Had Quite Enough of Your Filthy Ass! [shoots Travis twice with an AK47, killing him instantly]

Trivia

 * The Terrible Travis: Back In Action is revealed to take place in the United States

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