Obesity Problems

Obesity Problems is the fifth episode of the show Spongeorama.

Transcript
[The episode starts off with SpongeBob, Squidward, Spongetron C & D, PatTron M & L, and Sandy Cyborg watching NickTron.]

TV: Sense the human race was wiped out 3 years ago, we are now changing our name from Nickelodeon to NickTron!

SpongeBob: Wait, the human race was wiped out 3 years ago? We are humans!

PatTron M: Well, you used a time machine so…

SpongeBob: True.

TV: And now back to our show, Basket Sponge!

SpongeBob: Wait, there making fanon shows now?

Spongetron C: Yeah. NickTron thought of all the ideas they had for cartoons and so they looked up fanon sites.

SpongeBob: Wow. What if we were a fanon show?

Spongetron C: Wow. That would be weird.

TV: Are you tired of the same old skinny body you have there?

PatTron L and Sandy Cyborg: Yeah, i guess.

TV: Do you wanna be a big, fat, scary person!

PatTron L and Sandy Cyborg: Yeah!

TV: Do you wanna eat as much pizza as you want??

PatTron L and Sandy Cyborg: YEAAAHHH!

TV: Then c’mon down to the Pizzatorium in New Bikini Bottom! We have two locations, one on the south side of the town and one on the north. Come now!

PatTron L and Sandy Cyborg: OH BOY OH BOY!!!

SpongeBob: Which ones closer? South side or the north side?

Sandy Cyborg: It would be the south side but we are going to  the north side. SpongeBob: Why not the north side?

Sandy Cyborg: Ohhhhh, you do NOT want to go there. It’s where-

SpongeBob: Oh yeah thats where i'll go in the episode Yo- I MEAN uh… let’s go!

[SpongeBob, PatTron L, and Sandy Cyborg park and go inside the Pizzatorium]

Pizzatorium Guy: Hi welcome to the Pizzatorium! What can I do for ya?

Sandy Cyborg: We would like to enter your pizza eating competition.

Pizzatorium Guy: Sure! Just sign these forms!

PatTron L & Sandy Cyborg: Okay.

[we then see a montage of Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L training to win the competition]

[epic music is playing in the background and then it cuts to pizza competition]

Realistic Robot Fish: Hello and welcome to the 13th annual Pizzatorium eating competition! Today's competition we have the underdogs Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L!

[The fans are silent except for SpongeBob and Spongetron C]

Them: YAAAAAAAAAAA!

Squidward: I don’t even know what i’m doing here.

Fans: FIVE! FOUR! THREE TWO! ONE! GO!!!

Robo- Announcer: 2 seconds later

Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L: Oh… i’m so full… ughh… BLEAGH!

Fans: EWWWW!

[Then there is puke everywhere and the security carries them both to a hospital truck]

[At the hospital]

SpongeBob: How can robots get obesity problems?

DoctorTron: We actually don’t know. We have been trying to figure it out.

SpongeBob: Well is there a way to fix this?

DoctorTron: We can’t know until we know why they are obese.

SpongeBob: Wait, I know how to fix this!

[all of the sudden SpongeBob is at the NickTron headquarters with the owner of the company Robot Healthy! Inc.]

SpongeBob: We need to air a commercial about become skinnier!

NickTron Guy: No way!

SpongeBob: Or i'll send a hitman to destroy this headquarters.

NickTron Guy: OKAY! Okay… okay…

[Meanwhile, at home…]

TV: We'll be right back on NickTron!

Squidward: Darnit. I hate commercials.

TV: Are you tired of your old and fat belly you have there?

Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L: Yeah, I guess.

TV: Do you want a skinny, healthy body?

Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L: Yeah!

TV: Do you want to be the king of good looking people?!?

Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L: YEAAAHHHH!

TV: Them come and eat our fruit and vegetables by Robot Healthy! Inc. only in BotMart!

[Sandy Cyborg and PatTron L zip the scene as the run out the door and into the distance]

Squidward: Can I watch something different now? YOU TOOK THE DAMN REMOTE YOU HOBKNOCKERS!!!

[the end]