Squid's Visit Remade

Squid's Visit Remade is the eighth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants Remade.

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Plot
Squidward realizes SpongeBob stole his clarinet to entertain a sick Gary, and must go through all of SpongeBob's belongings to find it.

Transcript

 * [opens at the Krusty Krab. We see Squidward at the cash register, moaning]
 * Squidward: [sigh] Work is the most boring thing ever. The Krusty Krab has days where it is empty. [we see the Krusty Krab is indeed empty today] It has days where the walls will ooze green slime. [the walls ooze green slime] And almost every day I'm stuck with SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Hi Squidward! Why are you actin' sad?
 * Squidward: Get away from me you little barnacle!
 * SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward, just checking.


 * Squidward: [sighs again] I just wish I can go home and play my clarinet. But right now I'm stuck in the most miserable place to have ever existed.
 * SpongeBob: Cheer up Squidward! I'm sure this day will eventually be better for you. Then you'll have the same number of good days as me! Nothing can ruin today!
 * [phone rings]
 * SpongeBob: I'll get it! Hopefully it will be something happy for you Squidward!
 * Squidward: I hope so. I'd like to get out of this dump.
 * SpongeBob: Hello, Krusty Krab, SpongeBob the fry cook speaking!
 * Patrick: Hey buddy. I think you need to come down here right now.
 * SpongeBob: Why Patrick? Am I gonna have to scratch your back to pieces again?
 * Patrick: That sounds nice! But maybe not now.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the problem?
 * Patrick: It's about your snail. He's not looking too good. [we see Gary coughing and weak]
 * SpongeBob: Oh no, is he sick?! [drops the phone] Squidward! Gary is sick, and I have to head home to take care of him. And I won't be able to be with you during work, today! Or for however long my little Gary is sick.
 * Squidward: [thinks in his head:] Hmm, for however long that slimy snail is sick. SpongeBob taking care of his snail, for, for, forever? YES!! [pushes SpongeBob out the door] Adios, SquarePants! You go take care of your sick snail! Ah, this will be great. Doing work without SpongeBob. This day really is starting to be happier for me after all!
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, time to head home, Mr. Squidward!
 * Squidward: What? Already?!
 * Mr. Krabs: That's weird. Usually you seem very happy when its time to close.
 * Squidward: Oh, forget it. [walks out the door] The time that SpongeBob left was at the same time it was time to close?! That's absolute atrocity. Well, at least I'm heading home where I can play my beautiful clarinet.
 * [cuts to Squidward's house]
 * Squidward: Hello, house. Its nice to be in you again! Now, where's my clarinet? Hmm, I think I left it upstairs. Oh, wait, that's where I always keep it.
 * [Squidward walks upstairs and into the room where he keeps his clarinet]
 * Squidward: Hello sweet clarinet! I'm back from the evil clutches of...of...of...[notices his clarinet is gone and screams] Clary! Where are you? WHERE ARE YOU???!!! Huh, a note? [reads the note] Dear Squidward, this message is to inform you that I needed your clarinet to help make Gary happier. Thanks, SpongeBob. Ohhh, that square has pushed it way too far now!
 * [cut to SpongeBob's door]
 * Squidward: SpongeBob! Where is my clarinet?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, hi Squidward. I can't talk much, I have to take care of Gary.
 * Squidward: I don't care, sponge! Where is my clarinet?
 * SpongeBob: Oh that. Well, I needed it to entertain Gary who was feeling down, weak, and sick.
 * Squidward: Take me to my clarinet now SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Well, the thing is, I still want to use it.
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, forget it! I'm taking Clary home, and that's...[notices Gary coughing and weeping] Oh, poor guy. Okay, fine! I'll let you use Clary just for tonight, okay?
 * SpongeBob: Alrighty then, thanks Squidward!
 * [time card pulls up and says: THE NEXT DAY]
 * French Narrator: The next day.
 * Squidward: SpongeBob! Open up! I'm here to pick up my clarinet!
 * [no answer]
 * Squidward: Open this door right now, SquarePants!
 * [the door creaks open and Squidward enters the pineapple]
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, why is it dark in here? SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: [talks to himself] Everyone makes mistakes, SpongeBob. You did this on accident. There's nothing to be worried about. Except for the fact that...[notices Squidward]...Squidward will be mad at me!!!
 * Squidward: Where is my clarinet you moron?
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, I really hate to say this. But I lost your clarinet.
 * Squidward: You've lost my...my...my...clarinet...[faints]
 * SpongeBob: Squidward? Come on buddy, wake up.
 * Squidward: Ugh, what. What happened?
 * SpongeBob: You've fainted because I lost your clarinet.
 * Squidward: Grrrrrrr, SpongeBob I told you to take care of it for me!!!
 * SpongeBob: I know Squidward. I'm very very sorry.
 * Squidward: Well, at least you aplogized. I'm gonna go find it.
 * [cut to Squidward in SpongeBob's kitchen, looking for his clarinet]
 * Squidward: Ohhhh, I can't find it! Maybe its somewhere in his living room. [searches in SpongeBob's couch, chair, and even his TV] Oh, where can it be?! If its not downstairs, it must be upstairs. [searches in SpongeBob's bathroom, but it wasn't in there. Then he searches in SpongeBob's bedroom, but it still wasn't in there] This is ridiculous! Where the heck is my Clary? [a gleaming sparkling light sparkles over the door to SpongeBob's library]
 * Squidward: Aha, that must be where it is! [Squidward busts down the door, and accidentally falls on the slide] Oh boy, SpongeBob's got a huge library. It will take forever to find my clarinet. But it must be somewhere in here, since I checked every room in the pineapple. [searches every book in the library. Finally, he sees his clarinet on the floor] Clary! Oh I'm so happy that I found you!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, you found your clarinet! And even better, Gary's all better!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, don't steal my clarinet from me ever again! You hear me?
 * SpongeBob: I promise, Squidward!
 * Squidward: Good, now if you'll excuse us. Clary and I would like to leave this place.
 * SpongeBob: Alrighty then, bye Squidward!
 * [cut to Squidward's house]
 * Squidward: Ah, Clary. Its so good to have you back again! Now, lets have some fun! A one! A two! A one, two, three, four! [plays his clarinet and the episode ends]