A Good Old Western

Creator: Cosmobo

Editors: Cosmobo

Series: Channel Chasers

Episode: 21 or 20?

Season: 2

Air Date: 1,4,15

Plot
The gang find themselves in an old western film.

Script
[Previously]

[shows SpongeBob and friends fall down into a western town]

SpongeBob: Woah what's this place?

Sandy: It looks like it's a good old western film!

SpongeBob: But...we only go through shows... Squidward: Some programs show movies now!

SpongeBob: I know...

[a gun shot can be heard]

Sandy: It sounds like there's a good old show down going on around the corner! get inside quick!

[shows Patrick,Sandy and Mr Krabs run inside]

[shows a bullet coming at Squidward's head]

SpongeBob: Wait Squidward look out!

[shows SpongeBob leap towards the bullet]

Squidward: HOLY SCALLOPS!

[shows the bullet fall into one of SpongeBob's holes]

[shows SpongeBob fall onto the floor]

Squidward: Wait for me!

[shows Squidward also run inside a building]

Sandy: SpongeBob!

[shows Sandy run over to SpongeBob]

Sandy: Are you ok?

SpongeBob: I I...need a...

Sandy: What do you need?

SpongeBob: Someone to shake me up and down...

Sandy: Wait what?

SpongeBob: No time to explain everything's going blurry

Sandy: Ok I'll shake you...

[shows Sandy shake SpongeBob up and down]

Patrick: Hehe...everyday I'm shaking it!

Squidward: It's shuffling...

Patrick: Don't tell me what it is!

[shows loads of bullets come out of SpongeBob's holes]

SpongeBob: Hm...well I feel better but everything's still blurry!

Sandy: SpongeBob how did you get all them bullets in you!?

SpongeBob: A lot of people try to kill me...

Squidward: No surprise...

[everyone stares at Squidward]

Squidward: I might of done one! I shot a SpongeBob voodoo doll!

SpongeBob: Squidward how could you!? You just next weeks Myth Busters!

Sandy: Is everything still blurry?

SpongeBob: Yeah...

Sandy: We need to get you to a doctor!

Patrick: Wait I might have the solution!

Sandy: Patrick what do I have to keep telling you!? Your not a doctor!

Patrick: I know how to make him better! Step aside everyone doctor Patrick is here!

[Sandy steps aside and Patrick walks up to SpongeBob]

Sandy: Ok Patrick if you can make SpongeBob better I will eat some sand

Patrick: Done!

SpongeBob: Yay I can see again!

Sandy: How did you!?

Patrick: He dropped his contact lenses...

SpongeBob: I forgot I had them in...

[shows 2 Cowboys with guns step around the corner of the town]

Sandy: Uh oh this ain't good! Get inside!

Mr Krabs and Squidward: Already in...

[shows a wagon come into town with seahorses pulling the wagon]

SpongeBob: Hey look some help!

[shows another cowboy come out of the wagon]

Cowboy: What are you looking at? [spits in a bucket]

SpongeBob: You sir...

Cowboy: No one looks at cowboy Joe!!!! [gets out gun]

SpongeBob: UH OH!!! Well I'm though too! I need no weapon to take you down!

[SpongeBob spits in a bucket]

[the spit back fires out of the bucket and goes into Cowboy Joe's eye]

Cowboy Joe: MY EYE!!! YOU LITTLE YELLOW!

[Cowboy Joe looks around and there is no one to be seen except for the other 2 Cowboys]

Cowboy Joe: Where in tarnation could they be!?

[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends in a barrel]

SpongeBob: Hehe he'll never find us here...

Patrick: UNLESS WE SHOUT!

SpongeBob: Patrick! Shhhhh!!!...

Patrick: Sorry...

Squidward: This is really making me claustrophobic...

SpongeBob: We're in a cowboy film not a Christmas film...

Squidward: Have you learnt nothing since we was stuck in that well?

Sandy: Wait what?

Mr Krabs: Nothing, nothing...phew I thought she would find out that they were taking the money from the well...

Sandy: YOU WHAT!?

SpongeBob: Sandy!, shhhhhhh...

[shows the lid come off the barrel revealing cowboy Joe]

Cowboy Joe: WHY I'M GONNA!

[shows Gary jump out of SpongeBob's pocket]

Cowboy Joe: WAIT WHAT THE BARNACLES!?

[shows Gary start biting Cowboy Joe]

Sandy: How do you fit a snail in your pocket?

SpongeBob: He goes into his shell and I carry it in my pocket...

Sandy: Oh...so why come out at this very moment?

SpongeBob: I guess there wasn't anything on TV

Sandy: So Gary has a room in his shell?

SpongeBob: Yeah...I don't want to disturb him though

Sandy: He could of helped us with all the things that happened!

SpongeBob: I do not want to disturb him!

Sandy: Ugh why?

SpongeBob: Cue the flashback!

[scene goes to SpongeBob walking into his house]

SpongeBob: Gary I'm home! I heard cool documentary is on about Bikini Bottom!

[shows Gary watching a western film]

Gary: Meow...

SpongeBob: But the program is on in 4 minutes!

[shows Gary get out a lasso and grab SpongeBob in it]

SpongeBob: Wait Gary what are you doing!?

[shows SpongeBob get smashed out of the window]

SpongeBob: Um...well then, Patrick!

[the flashback ends and goes back to the previous time]

Sandy: So he likes westerns?

SpongeBob: Hm...yes...

Sandy: Why isn't he watching that?

SpongeBob: I dunno...maybe he wanted to be in a western!

[SpongeBob and Sandy look around and no one is there]

SpongeBob: Do you think we talk to much?

Sandy: Maybe...but now we're alone we can share our feelings...

SpongeBob: Yeahhhhh we could do that....

Sandy: YOUR FLASHBACK WAS TOO LONG AND NOW EVERYONE IS GONE!

SpongeBob: .-. Meep

Sandy: We need to get to Gary! He knows what happens in this film doesn't he?

SpongeBob: Probably...

[Meanwhile...]

[scene goes to Squidward, Patrick, Mr Krabs and Gary looking over the western town on a roof top]

Squidward: I can't believe it! I took orders by SpongeBob and now a snail!?

Patrick: Hey look there battling!

[shows the cowboys walking with there backs to each other]

Patrick: Why are they walking backwards? And not looking at each other?

Gary: Meow

Squidward: Can someone please translate him?

[shows Gary get out a slimy iPad and give it to Squidward]

Squidward: Google translate? Hm...I don't think it will be on there...and I ain't checking!

Patrick: Google are idiots!

Mr Krabs: I agree they wiped us of Google Maps!

Patrick: And Google Earth!

Mr Krabs: Yeah! And when I put in Zerg Rush loads of mini letters attack me screen!

Patrick: And don't get me started on Google Gravity!

Mr Krabs: But you know what is epic on Google?

Patrick: EPIC BOX!

Squidward: Can we please stop with the advertisements? Your all as bad as Lebron!

Patrick: I love that couch...

[Gary gets out a lasso and chucks it across to a pub aerial]

Gary: Meow...

Squidward: What now?

Mr Krabs: I think he wants us to go on to the rope and slide down to the pub roof!

Squidward: Wait...what?! I am not doing that!

[shows SpongeBob and Sandy come onto the roof]

SpongeBob: Oh yes we are! This snail is now the leader of this group!

Squidward: You left a snail in charge!?

SpongeBob: Yes, Yes I did!

Squidward: That's nothing to be proud of...you do know that don't you?

[4 Minutes Later]

[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends on the pub roof]

SpongeBob: Ok now what Gary?

[Gary points to a western wagon with his eye]

Gary: Meow...

Squidward: So what did he say?

SpongeBob: He said that we need to grab the cowboy get into the wagon and get the bad guy!

Squidward: He said get in one meow?

SpongeBob: Trust me Squidward he's been my pet since 1999

Squidward: More like you've been annoying since 1999

SpongeBob: Ah 1999 was a good year...

Squidward: Wait is it me or have we aged at all since then?

SpongeBob: I dunno...

[1 Minute Later]

[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends walking out of the pub]

[shows a bullet come by]

SpongeBob: Ah that reminds me of something...

Mr Krabs: What? Me flicking Plankton across to the Chum Bucket?

SpongeBob: Nooo...

Sandy: Every western and cop film ever made?

SpongeBob: No...

Squidward: That time your brain flew out of your head?

SpongeBob: That never happened...but it reminds me of saving life!, Squidward...

Squidward: That sounds cringe worthy...

SpongeBob: Good thing I saved your life wasn't it!?

Squidward: Yeah...now never speak about it again...

SpongeBob: Okie Dokie Squidward I won't!

[shows the Cowboys looking at each other]

Cowboy: This town ain't big enough for the both of us...

Cowboy 2: So what about them 5?

Cowboy: Ya know what it's just a thing I say to sound "cool" because there obviously is room for you...your a bad guy though...

Cowboy 2: Seriously? Well I actually mean it!

Cowboy: Duck!

[shows the second cowboy shoot at the other cowboy]

[shows the cowboy get down onto the ground]

Patrick: Awesome! A cowboy fight!

Cowboy: You 5 get into the pub!

SpongeBob: No can do!

[shows SpongeBob and friends run out of the pub]

SpongeBob: Everyone get into the wagon!

[shows Sandy, Patrick, Mr Krabs, Gary and Squidward run into the wagon]

SpongeBob: Come here you!

[shows SpongeBob pick up the cowboy and run into the wagon]

SpongeBob: See ya! Don't wanna be ya! Seriously I don't...

[shows the 2nd cowboy running to the wagon]

SpongeBob: Uh oh...drive!

Patrick: But there's no steering wheel!

Gary: MEOW!

[shows Gary get out a lasso and start whipping the sea horses]

[the sea horses start pulling the wagon away]

SpongeBob: Yay! We're moving!

Patrick: Anyone got some western songs to sing?

SpongeBob: Hm...why?

Patrick: To pass the time...

SpongeBob: Oh we could sing the road song!

Mr Krabs: Oh no ya don't! I know a classic! On the road again - Just can't wait to get on the road again. The life I love is making music with my friends

And I can't wait to get on the road again. On the road again

[on the road again starts playing]

SpongeBob: Woo!!!

Patrick: We are on the road yet again!

[the music stops revealing the second cowboy on a lasso that's attached to the back of the wagon]

Cowboy 2: So you think your the only one with a lasso?! Haha! WRONG!

SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles!

Patrick: AHH HE'S RIGHT ON OUR BACK!

Cowboy: Why did you kidnap me?! I might have to take you all to the jail for that!

SpongeBob: Trust me...we're doing you a favour...

Cowboy: HOW?!

SpongeBob: What would you say if I said this is a film and your a made up character who dies by falling off a cliff at the end of the film and a snail told me that?

Cowboy: ...Your a doofus

Patrick: Aw!...you ruined the ending!

Squidward: Hm...well it won't be a good ending for us if we don't act now! Look out of the window!

[shows the second cowboy climbing up the lasso]

Cowboy 2: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

[shows Patrick drinking some milkshake out of a straw]

Patrick: Barnacles!

[shows Patrick throw the milkshake out off the window]

Cowboy 2: OW!

SpongeBob: We need to get him off the lasso!

Patrick: But how?!

Sandy: How about swing him into a cactus?

SpongeBob: Brilliant idea! Gary did you hear that!?

Gary: Meow...

SpongeBob: Great!

Patrick: Why do you want to kill us so bad?

Cowboy 2: I want the town all to my self! No one else! And I'm gonna get rid off you first!

Patrick: WHY!?

Cowboy 2: Because I can!

Patrick: Oh...ok then...

Cowboy 2: AHHHH!!!

[shows the second cowboy hit a cactus and fall off the lasso]

Cowboy 2: MY FACE! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASY!

[shows the second cowboy throw all the prickles that is on him and throw them at the wagon]

Patrick: AHH!!

Cowboy: DUCK!

Patrick: Where?

[shows SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and the cowboy all get on the floor]

Patrick: Hey! There is no duck! You lied! Uh oh...

[shows 40 prickles come at Patrick and hit him]

Patrick: AHH!!!

[shows Patrick fall to the floor]

SpongeBob: Patrick! NOOO!!!

Cowboy 2: HA! GOT ONE!

[ Shows the 2nd cowboy throw a prickle in Gary's eye ]

Gary: MOEW!

[ Gary falls off the wagon ]

Cowboy 2: Bullseye! The driver is down!

SpongeBob: Gary! NOOOO!!!

Cowboy 2: Oh look a cliff!

SpongeBob: WOAH!

[ Shows the horse is heading for the cliff ]

SpongeBob: We're gonna die!

Sandy: Oh no we're not! SpongeBob grab ahold of Patrick!

SpongeBob: What's your plan?

Sandy: I'll chuck Squidward onto the roof where his tentacles will stick to it...then everyone will eventually climb up Squidward...

Squidward: Do I have a say in this plan at any point?

Sandy: No...

Squidward: I thought I wouldn't...

[ Sandy grabs Squidward and throws him onto the roof ]

Squidward: So who's climbing up me first?

Sandy: SpongeBob climb up...

SpongeBob: Ok...My hands are starting to hurt a bit now though...

[ The wagon rides to the cliff and starts hanging off the edge ]

SpongeBob: Woah!

Sandy: Grab onto something!

Mr Krabs: Like what?! There's nothing here! Just wood and...Pull the planks up!

Sandy: Good idea...

SpongeBob: Actually I have a plan...we need something heavy at the other side don't we?

Sandy: That's right! To balance the wagon!

SpongeBob: Hang on a minute lads, I have a great idea...

[FIN]

Not really :P do you think this is the Italian Job? :P obvious reference there...

Sandy: What's the plan?

SpongeBob: Just watch...

[ Shows SpongeBob put Patrick down at the side of the wagon ]

Sandy: Brilliant! His weight is pulling us back onto the edge!

Squidward: I can't believe it...I have been saved by SpongeBob and Patrick in the very same day...Has the world gone mad?!

Mr Krabs: SpongeBob I might just give you a raise for this...

SpongeBob: Really?!

Mr Krabs: Changed my mind...nah...but I'll give you employee of the month award though...

SpongeBob: Yay!

[ The wagon tips onto the edge ]

Cowboy 2: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! I've tried everything to get rid of you! I might just wipe my arm pits with you!

SpongeBob: Why does everyone keep saying that?!

Cowboy 2: Now stay away from my town...

Cowboy: Your town?! That be my town your talking about!

[ Everyone gets out of the wagon ]

Cowboy: I own that town!

SpongeBob: We'll just be leaving now and leave you to your reunion ok? Bye...

[ Patrick gets up ]

Patrick: Hey guys what happened!? I'm back!

SpongeBob: Patrick your alive!

[ The second cowboy throws another prickle at Patrick ]

Patrick: Oh my...

[ Patrick falls to the ground again ]

SpongeBob: Patrick! What do you have against Patrick?!

Cowboy 2: I was aiming for you! I'm very bad at aiming for things!

SpongeBob: What did you do to Gary?!

Cowboy 2: Oh this is Gary?

[ The second cowboy chucks Gary's dead body into the middle ]

SpongeBob: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!

Cowboy 2: I killed him! Duh! He's just a snail! Now go and camp somewhere I have a town to claim!

SpongeBob: YOU KILLED HIM! YOU MONSTER!

[ Shows the second cowboy grab ahold of the cowboy and put's a knife to his throat ]

Cowboy 2: Now stay away from me...or else he gets it...

SpongeBob: YOU MONSTER!!!

[ SpongeBob takes off his belt ]

Cowboy 2: Two can play at that game!

[ Shows the cowboy fall to the floor ]

[ The second cowboy get's out a gun ]

Sandy: That's not fair!

Cowboy 2: Shut up chipmunk girl! I think I know what's fair...I don't need a stupid useless no good chipmunk telling me what to do!

Sandy: Did you just call me useless no good and stupid?

Cowboy 2: Are you deaf?! Of course I did!

Sandy: SpongeBob give me your belt...

[ SpongeBob passes Sandy the belt ]

Sandy: I ain't some useless no good chipmunk...I have a tail! That makes me a Squirrel!

Cowboy 2: Really? Wow...

[ Shows Sandy whip a knife out of the second cowboy's pocket ]

Cowboy: WOAH HEY!

[ Shows Sandy give SpongeBob the knife ]

Sandy: Go on SpongeBob...show him what I taught you...

SpongeBob: Ok Sandy...this is for Gary...

[ Patrick gets up of the ground ]

Patrick: I'm back guys!

[ Shows Squidward stick a prickle in Patrick's belly button ]

[ Shows Patrick fall to the ground again ]

Squidward: Much better...

SpongeBob: I hope you suffer a slow and painful death...

Cowboy 2: Oh no I'm so scared!

[ SpongeBob starts walking towards the second cowboy ]

[ The second cowboy try's to shoot SpongeBob ]

SpongeBob: I'm a sponge...I absorb it...I can't absorb what you've done to my snail though...

[ SpongeBob stabs the second cowboy ]

SpongeBob: Bye bye Mr. bad cowboy man...

Squidward: Haha Mr. bad cowboy man? A 5 year old could come up with a better name than that...

Sandy: How do you?

Squidward: Have you played call of duty? Or Pixel Gun or Minecraft?

SpongeBob: Or Roblox?

Sandy: Well...have you seen the film 300?

SpongeBob: No...my snail just died! Why are you asking me about films?!

Sandy: Just watch!

[ Sandy kicks the second cowboy off the cliff ]

Sandy: No this is not your town!

Cowboy 2: I'll get my revenge on you I'll never d...

[ Shows a train hit the second cowboy at the bottom of the cliff ]

[ The train is really quick ]

[ SpongeBob and Sandy walk to the side of the cliff ]

SpongeBob: Ouch...

Sandy: That's gotta hurt...

SpongeBob: Do you think he's dead?

Sandy: Oh yeah...

SpongeBob: I just wanted him to end up in a wheel chair or prison...

Sandy: Oh...

[ SpongeBob walks over to Gary ]

SpongeBob: Rest in peace Gary...

[ SpongeBob solutes to Gary ]

[ Sandy walks over and pats SpongeBob on the back ]

Sandy: He's somewhere better now...

SpongeBob: Rest in peace Gary...

Sandy: So what now?

SpongeBob: We finish what we started...for Gary...everyone will survive this time...

[ Shows SpongeBob put a blue blanket over Gary ]

SpongeBob: Rest in peace old friend...

R.I.P GARY THE SNAIL

[FIN]

Trivia

 * The episode had a giant gap when to be finished because of iPad and Laptop problems.
 * The episode has Gary die at the end which is a major death.
 * This episode has multiple movie references.