Diss Track?

'''Diss Track? '''is the 2nd s1 episode of The Adventures of Travis and Tim!. It premiered Jan 16th, 2019.

Cast

 * Travis
 * Tim
 * Joseph (debut)

Transcript
(Ep begins with travis in his room at a table with a microphone)

Narrator: december 18th, 2018...

Travis: ...STOP SHOVING REMOTES UP YOUR ASS, JOSEPH!

Tim: (walks in) hi, travis!

Travis: well if it isn't my favorite Russian!

Tim: you want a russian salami sandwich

Travis: yes tim!

Tim: alright! (Walks out and closes the door)

Travis: where was i? Oh yes, the song. upload!

Tim: (walks in holding a sandwich) here it is travis- wha? (Drops plate and it breaks)

Travis: god damnit Tim, your gonna have to clean that!

Tim: travis, is that song about Joseph?

Travis: yes?

Tim: oh no!

Travis: what?!

Tim: Joseph texted me earlier while i was shooting fa-

Guy offscreen: no, we agreed to not use that!

Tim: i mean, while i was watching Leader Plankton, saying that if Travis makes another video on him he'll do something awful!

Travis: HAH! what'll that damn fool do?

Tim: i don't know, but you should probably watch out.

Travis: yeah, right. What'll he do, throw a remote that's been up his ass at me?

(Fade effect to Tim on the couch)

Narrator: December 23rd, 2018, five days later

Travis: (bursts in) TIIIIM!

Tim: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Travis: joseph! He announced a diss track!

Tim: I told you so- uh, i mean, WHAT?!

Travis: he announced it'll be coming soon!

Tim: Don't worry, you have the best band in the world! Just go make a song about him or something.

Travis: I already made 2!

Tim: oh. Uh, well, maybe you can meet him and beg him not to?

Travis: maybe i hang out with him more to try to get him to not release it!

Tim: yeah whatever.

Travis: I'm gonna do that now! (Runs outside)

(Cuts to inside Joseph’s house, were Joseph is looking at a remote and his ass before Travis knocks on the door)

Joseph: God damnit! (Walks to door and opens it)

Travis: heeyyyy, bronylord69- i mean, joseph!

Joseph: hi, travis. What do you want?

Travis: ive been thinking, Joseph, that we haven't been hanging out enough!

Joseph: what? We never hang ou-

Travis: shhhh…

Joseph: uh, come in, i guess.

Travis: great! (Walks in)

Joseph: wait, (starts walking off) how'd you even get my address?

(Cuts to Travis in Joseph's room)

Travis: nice toys.

Joseph: yeah, i make plush videos with those.

Travis: (under breath) weirdo.

Joseph: what?

Travis: Nothing. Say, you got any… new videos planned?

Joseph: oh yeah, plenty.

Travis: oh cool. Do you have like, a diss track planned…?

Joseph: yeah.

Travis: for who?! Can i see it!?

Joseph: i can't tell anyone, bu-

Travis: damnit! This didn't work! (Jumps out window and hits ground with a loud thud) ow!

Joseph: i just repaired that! And i was gonna tell him who it was about too!

(Cut to travis in his room)

Travis: I'll just w-wait for this diss track!

(One week later timecard)

Travis: so is it coming out?

(Another week later)

Travis: I'm getting sick of waiting.

(2 days later timecard)

Travis: that's it, im tired of waiting! What's taking Joseph so long?

(Cuts to travis looking out window at Joseph’s house)

Travis: what's keeping him? (Grabs binoculars)

(The binoculars show Joseph in his room holding a remote)

Joseph: your place or mine? (Shoves up his ass)

(Cuts back to travis)

Travis: I'll never unsee that.

(Cuts to Travis typing on his computer)

Travis: I've an idea! If he doesnt release it, I'll make a video… EXPOSING HIS COWARDICE!

Tim: (offscreen) be quiet! I'm hacking someone!

Travis: sorry honey!

(Cuts to travis inisde a car making a video about the diss track)

Travis: ...bronylord69!

(A day later title card)

(Cut to travis in his room)

Travis: that's it! I'm tired of waiting! I am going to go up there and demand the diss track!

(Cut to him knocking on Joseph’s door)

Joseph: (opens door) hello? Oh, it's you.

Travis: Joseph, i am tired of waiting for this damn diss track to come out! What could possibly be taking you so long?!

Joseph: wh-what're you talking about? I released it 1 minute ago. Wait- (2 second pause) 2 minutes.

Travis: what?!

Joseph: yeah, look at my channel.

(Travis looks at his channel on a phone to see joseph has released the diss)

Travis: wow! It's finally here! I cant believe it! (Kisses Joseph and runs off) ewewewew! That was a big mistake!

Joseph: uh… ok. Back to my remote business! (Slams door and walks inside) (inside house) now where were we baby?

(Cut to Travis at his computer)

Travis: alright, let's see what Joseph has to say about me. I'm so scared right now!

Tim: (offscreen) you can do it! God damnit, i failed the hack!

Travis: here we go… (presses space key)

Joseph: (in video) hello everyone-

(One disstrack later timecard)

Travis: (5 second pause) what the fuck was that?!