Introduction

This is the first episode of The SBFW Hunger Games season one.

Transcript

 * Announcer: Alright everyone, come to the arena.
 * (The contestants go to the arena)
 * Announcer: Alright, we're going to start the hunger games!
 * Fluffward: That already exists.
 * Announcer: We couldn't think of a better title.
 * Shrek: Holy shit, that lame? (He starts crying out of laughter)
 * Announcer: Shut your big fucking huge mouth, Shrek, or you're the first elimination!
 * Shrek: Fine, fine.
 * Announcer: Anyway, you guys need to decide who gets kicked.
 * SpongeBob: Isn't kicked a harsh term?
 * Announcer: Fine. Evicted. Eliminated. Whatever, as long as I'm not ridiculed by my stupid contestants.
 * Ginger: Did you call us stupid?
 * Announcer: Yes, I did. It's a derogatory term meant to motivate you.
 * Ginger: Oh
 * Announcer: Anyway, let the games begin!
 * (The fence opens around the arena, and the table disappears)
 * Patrick: What the hell are we supposed to do?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know, use our skills?
 * Lucy (to SpongeBob): Daddy, I'm scared!
 * SpongeBob: We all are!
 * Matchy: Can we just start already!
 * SpongeBob: Yes.
 * Narrator: Later,
 * Patrick: I found this poison watermelon. I will not be eliminated anytime soon.
 * Shrek: You really think? I've been fucking following you the whole time.
 * Patrick: Goddamnit you fucking ogre!
 * Chester the Cheetah: I'm over here! I found this poison grapefruit!
 * Patrick: A grapefruit is small compaired to a watermelon
 * Chester: Is not!
 * Patrick: I don't want to argue with you!
 * Kearney Jr: I came over here because of arguing!
 * Shrek: Fuckin' quit!
 * Kearney and Shrek: QUIT ARGUING!!!
 * Chester and Patrick: Fine, fine.
 * Narrator: Meanwhile,
 * SpongeBob: Hum, dee dum, I'm fishing!
 * Jimmy: Here he goes again, bragging about his stupid fishing.
 * SpongeBob: Oiii!
 * Daddy Pig: I'm dunking in!
 * SpongeBob: You're too fat to do that!
 * Daddy Pig: I'm not fat though!
 * SpongeBob: You are for fuck's sake! Chungus isn't heavy enough.
 * Chungus: Hey, what'd I do to get compared to every fat person?
 * SpongeBob: I know you more than any other fat person!
 * Chungus: I'm not fat!
 * Announcer: Attention everyone, you need to come here!
 * Chungus: Okay!
 * (They make it to the center)
 * Announcer: How'd everything go?
 * Chester and Patrick: (pointing to each other) He sucks!
 * Announcer: I knew this would happen. (sighs) Okay, I'll ask you to nominate eliminations.
 * Patrick: I nominate Chester the Cheetah.
 * Daddy Pig: And I nominate Chungus.
 * Announcer: Alright, you can pick to eliminate Chungus or Chester.

Who gets eliminated? Chungus Chester