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"꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꅏꂦꋪ꒒ꀸ ꀤꌗ ꂵꀤꈤꍟ. ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꉓꍟꈤ꓄ꋪꍟ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꀎꈤꀤꃴꍟꋪꌗꍟ. ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍏ꒒ꉣꃅꍏ ꍏꈤꀸ ꂦꂵꍟꁅꍏ. ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꀤꌗ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꌗꀤꂵꉣ꒒ꌩ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꍏ ꀸꋪꍟꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꀤ'ꂵ ꀤꈤ. ꍏ ꒒ꂦꈤꁅ ꒒ꂦꈤꁅ ꀸꋪꍟꍏꂵ ꅏꀤ꓄ꃅ ꈤꂦ ꍟꈤꀸ ꓄ꂦ ꌗꍟꍟ. ꌗꂦ ꅏꃅꍏ꓄ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꃅꍏꉣꉣꍟꈤ ꀤꎇ ꀤ ꀸꀤꍟ? ꀤ ꀸꂦꈤ'꓄ ꀘꈤꂦꅏ. ꀤ ꉓꍏꈤ'꓄ ꍟꃴꍟꈤ ꀤꂵꍏꁅꀤꈤꍟ ꅏꃅꍏ꓄ ꅏꂦꀎ꒒ꀸ ꃅꍏꉣꉣꍟꈤ ꀤꎇ ꌗꀎꉓꃅ ꍏ ꓄ꃅꀤꈤꁅ ꅏꍟꋪꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꂦꉓꉓꀎꋪ. ꀤ ꁅꀎꍟꌗꌗ ꀤ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꀸꂦꈤ'꓄ ꃅꍏꃴꍟ ꍏ ꃴꍟꋪꌩ ꁅꂦꂦꀸ ꀤꂵꍏꁅꀤꈤꍏ꓄ꀤꂦꈤ; ꀤ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꉓꍏꈤ'꓄ ꀤꂵꍏꁅꀤꈤꍟ ꂵꌩꌗꍟ꒒ꎇ ꍟꃴꍟꋪ ꀸꌩꀤꈤꁅ. ꀤ꓄ ꀤꌗ ꂵꍟ꓄ꍏꉣꃅꌩꌗꀤꉓꍏ꒒꒒ꌩ ꀤꈤꉓꂦꂵꉣꋪꍟꃅꍟꈤꌗꀤꌃ꒒ꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꂵꍟ. ꀤꈤ ꂦ꓄ꃅꍟꋪ ꅏꂦꋪꀸꌗ, ꀤꎇ ꀤ ꀸꀤꍟ, ꓄ꃅꍟꈤ ꍟꃴꍟꋪꌩꂦꈤꍟ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꀸꀤꌗꍏꉣꉣꍟꍏꋪ. ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꂦꈤ꒒ꌩ ꂦꈤꍟ ꀤꈤ ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ ꅏꂦꋪ꒒ꀸ ꅏꃅꂦ ꓄ꋪꀎ꒒ꌩ ꍟꊼꀤꌗ꓄ꌗ. ꓄ꃅꍟ ꋪꍟꌗ꓄ ꂦꎇ ꌩꂦꀎ ꍏꋪꍟ ꌗꀤꂵꉣ꒒ꌩ ꎇꀤꁅꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꌗ ꂦꎇ ꂵꌩ ꎇꀤꉓ꓄ꀤꂦꈤꍏ꒒ ꌗ꓄ꂦꋪꌩ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꂵꌩ ꌃꋪꍏꀤꈤ ꀤꌗ ꅏꋪꀤ꓄ꀤꈤꁅ. ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꀤꌗ ꅏꃅꌩ ꀤ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꈤꍟꃴꍟꋪ ꀸꀤꍟ. ꀤ ꍏꂵ ꁅꂦꀸ."
green (green), also known as Ĕlōhīm (エロヒム, Erohimu), introduced as green (green) in his Ducksona form, and born ██████ ████████ █████████ █████████ is the insane and mad self-proclaimed super-villainous green (green) and is the second-in-command within the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. He is considered one of the worst and paradoxically best in his supervillain profession while also being the titular anti-heroic main character of his own spin-off show named Dan Vs. and has appeared in many episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants. He was one of the first of the new "screwball" characters that emerged in the late 1930's to replace traditional every-man/heroic SpongeBob SquarePants characters who were more popular earlier in the 1920's, such as, Mickey Mouse, Mario, and Porky Pig. He was introduced as a chaotic villain who seeks to conquer the world from the annoyance of the Irken Empire. He would later befriend Chris Pearson and Bugs "Big Chungus" Bunny in the end of the first arc of the cinematic universe and he would eventually consider them his BFFs (Best Frenemies Forever). When he is a duck, Elmer Fudd usually comes out of nowhere and tries to shoot him with his freaky ray.
He is the true overarching anti-heroic main deuteragonist of the entire SpongeBob SquarePants Fanon Cinematic Multiverse as revealed after the post-Time Skip of the storyline. After the Time Skip, he wanted wild revenge on Bikini Bottom and tried to kill SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Bubble Bass for making it look like The Krusty Krab was bigger than Burgerphile in the episode Dan vs. SpongeBob. He also had wild revenge on Peppa and her "shitty" show for cancelling a random show that he liked which no one else cared about. Furthermore, he murdered two men named Matt Gaetz and Adolf Fishtler after they failed to pay him $2.90. He is best known for getting arrested for badly stabbing Dot.
He is also the sexiest and greatest USERTM on this website and a well known OPINION BASHER! DungEater? More like DungBeatDo-Rag. Heh… now THAT’S a funny meme for this idiot USERTM to have, am I right guys?
*crowed cheers over the amazing and funny meme*
Because of his many aliases, this article will refer to him as Dan, the name by which he is most commonly known as in-universe.
Overview[]
About[]
𝓓𝓪𝓷 is a dimwitted and short-tempered middle aged man who loves controversies, edginess, and anything taboo. He acts like a stereotypical edgy 13 year old kid that one would come across on the internet where they would simply spam slurs and gore at people. He is on a mission to cause as much chaos and misfortune onto others as he sees fit so he could one day become the greatest supervillain of all time. Although he tries to represent himself as evil, in actuality, he is portrayed as the main comic relief and punching bag of the entire SpongeBob Multiversal franchise as Dan seems to have the most beef with everything in existence, and oddly enough, everything seems to have a beef with him. Dan's constant failures, stupidity, weirdness, and bad luck is a common running gag is the entire franchise, especially during the pre-timeskip, in that him and every group of his frenemies (friends) that he was apart of; like SpongeBob's, Bugs’s, Superman's, (etc.) friend groups don’t seem to care for Dan as much as they do for the main characters. This could be attributed to the fact that Dan is a unlikeable jerk to literally everyone and also sometimes resorts to insults and extremely childish petty behaviour as stated before.
𝓓𝓪𝓷 is the epitome of Comic Relief. His original primary role was to be the primary factor of relieving tension with comedic and or, buffoonish antics. He obviously played major factors in the story, but he never got into the thick of things and stayed somewhat detached from the major storyline and narrative conflict. In any occasions when Dan is working with or part of a team, he is always considered the Funny Guy because of his insane and bizarre personality. Whenever he is in a team, he serves the same purpose as in the cast ensemble but this is specifically for the in-universe team members instead of the show's audience. In terms of his fighting style, Dan would also be a perfect example of the Fighting Clown trope.Template:Male Template:FirefoxTemplate:Windows
Criminal Record[]
- Abusive language (law)
- Affray
- Air rage
- Anatomy murder
- Assault
- Assault occasioning actual bodily harm
- Assault with intent to resist arrest
- Assisting offender
- Barratry
- Battery
- Bigamy
- Bike rage
- Blackmail
- Blasphemous libel
- Blockbusting
- Body snatching
- Bomb threat
- Breach of the peace
- Canned hunt
- Capital murder
- Car chase
- Causing death by dangerous driving
- Cheating
- Common assault
- Compounding a felony
- Coney-catching
- Conspiracy to murder
- Continuing trespass
- Convenience store crime
- Corrupt practices
- Crimen injuria
- Criminal conversion
- Criminal damage in English law
- Criminal possession of a weapon
- Culpable and reckless conduct
- Dangerous driving
- Deadly weapon
- Death threat
- Declaring war on Italy
- Democide
- Desertion
- Disorderly conduct
- Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest
- Driving under the influence
- Edging in public
- Embezzlement
- Embracery
- Employment fraud
- Endangerment
- Evasion of liability by deception
- Existing
- Extortion
- Failure to appear
- Failure to obey a police order
- False accounting
- False pretences
- Fear or provocation of violence
- Felony
- Fence (criminal)
- Fetal abduction
- Foot fetish
- Forcible entry
- Frame-up
- Fraud
- Gay sex
- Getting high of off illegal substances
- Ghosting (identity theft)
- Grand Theft Auto
- Hair theft
- Happy slapping
- Hazing
- Homicide
- Identity cleansing
- Illegal drug use
- Illegal entry
- Illegal emigration
- Illegal immigration
- Impersonator
- In 1997 Dan and Freakybob were on the run from the federal government and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest people on his revenge list
- Indictable offence
- Insurance fraud
- Intimidation
- Jury tampering
- Kidnapping
- Loitering
- Malfeasance in office
- Messing with his meat in front of minors
- Mismarking
- Misprision of felony
- Misprision of treason
- Mobbing
- Molesting a minor
- Mopery
- Motor vehicle theft
- Moving violation
- Murder
- Mutiny
- Munting
- Needle spiking
- Obsessive relational intrusion
- Obstruction of justice in the United States
- Obtaining a money transfer by deception
- Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception
- Obtaining property by deception
- Obtaining services by deception
- Occupational crime
- Offences against public justice
- Offensive weapon
- Outraging public decency
- Perfect crime
- Perjury
- Personation of a juror
- Perverting the course of justice
- Pickpocketing
- Police impersonation
- Polygamy
- Possession of stolen goods
- Practising without a license
- Prank call
- Preventing the lawful burial of a body
- Public Indecency
- Public nudity
- Public nuisance
- Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom
- Crimes involving radioactive substances
- Reckless burning
- Refusal to serve in a public office
- Removing article from place open to the public
- Ritualcide
- Road rage
- Robbery
- Sabotage
- Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986
- Touching a minor
- Sedition
- Serial killer
- Shoplifting
- Solicitation
- Soliciting to murder
- Staged crash
- Stalking
- Stouthrief
- Stowaway
- Subornation of perjury
- Sucking off an officer
- Summary offence
- Tampering (crime)
- Tax Fraud
- Terrorism
- Terroristic threat
- Treachery (law)
- Trespass
- Taking without owner's consent
- Unlawful assembly
- Unlicensed broadcasting
- Uttering
- Valet boy
- Vandalism
- Violence
- War profiteering
- Witness tampering
And finally, the worst of them all...
- Being too 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Biography[]
Early Life[]
Birth and Childhood[]
Dan's (his birth name remains unknown) backstory is completely unknown. No one knows who Dan really was before the events of the story. Despite being captured twice by the United Nations, no traces of the Dan's true identity could be found - no matches on fingerprints, dental records, or DNA within humanity's entire databases. As secretary‑central of the United Nations António Guterres himself said; "nothing...no name, no other alias."
Theories[]
What is known about Dan's background is highly speculative due to him speaking very little of his past because he is uninterested in it, him constantly contradicting himself and being an unreliable narrator, his mentally unstable memories and recollection, and whenever he does actually tell someone his true past, it is left unheard from the audience's point of view and the person hearing and learning about it is left paralysed from complete fear and horror or simply goes mentally scarred and or mad from the revelations like what happened to his therapist or the time when Bill Cipher entered his mind which killed him from the complete horror that was Dan's mind.
Some psychological profiles of Dan suggested that he is so insane to such an extent that he renovates both his identity and history on a daily basis. It was therefore possible that, while none of his origins are true, Dan genuinely believes them. However, these psychological profiles cannot be confirmed, and so cannot truly define the social enigma that is Dan.
Overall, Dan is heavily suggested to be an eldritch entity that is minimally sixty sextillion light-years old.
Theory 1#[]
Born on October 27th in Winchester, Ontario to German and Mexican immigrant parents. through comedic flashbacks, Dan suffered through a comically exaggerated neglectful, and abusive childhood. His parents were mentally and physically abusive towards him, they always ignored and disowned him, and they frequently restricted him from doing even the smallest things. He also had to deal with many bullies, had no friends due to his very bizarre personality, had issues with his body like severe sensory overload and heightened pain receptors, and generally failed embarrassingly at nearly everything he attempted. Dan has also stated that most of his life was spent in front of the living room watching TV, the only Canadian network that was-on-was Teletoon, so he was "raised by TV" during his childhood. Whenever his parents fought, he would always watch cartoons as a form of escapism and in there he fell in love with flawed and sinful comedic relief losers. He saw a connection in them and would always root for them whenever he tuned in to watch a new episode of his favourite shows. He would develop serious anger issues as a child and had a huge history of violent impulses like one time where he claimed that, in a fit of rage, he sodomized his hockey coach with a hockey stick and at some point he strangled a clarinet teacher with his own instrument. Another example would be when he was around 7, his father would abandon him in a shopping mall, which Dan later burned down in retaliation.
One day though at school, at around the age of 10, in his own opinion, he had the most important realization in his entire life. Realizing that he’s only gifted in causing trouble and being a laughingstock amongst his fellow peers, Dan thought about how all this time, he always related with villains and never with heroes. He thought that this must have meant only one thing: He was destined to be a bad guy. He accepted his villainous destiny and created a blue paint blast at school, resulting in his expulsion and him being sent to a special ed class. Thus, he was not afraid any more to be himself around others and promised himself that he would be the greatest disappointment and disgrace of a human being to have ever exist.
Pre-Debut[]
Pre-1930[]
Dan went to Clown College but sadly was expelled and as revenge, he burnt the school down. While attending, he met and became good acquaintances with Hisoka Morow. The two would constantly debate in college about if lolis or shotas are hotter which Dan always picked lolis and Hisoka always heavily disagreed and chose shotas.
After burning his former school, he decided to join a circus as a roustabout. He meets Gregoire the cook and is impressed by his Italian cooking skills, as Dan is a huge fan of Italian cuisine. He also meets Parrot the animal trainer which he also loves since he is a huge animal fan. He also meets a self-proclaimed magician by the name of Doubs whose illusions Dan finds incredible and awesome, and finally a 'pretty girl' in boxing gloves who audience members can challenge for a dollar a pop. The audience member stands to win a hundred bucks from a victory, but most of the time nobody can land a hit on her. At some point during his circus years, Dan challenges her and 'wins' by stopping just of punching her, after which he promises to give the hundred dollars back if she goes on date with him. She punches him in the dick.
In the winter of 1920 AD, the circus' resident bear has grown so ferocious that he has tried to attack his own trainers. Dan announces that he will make the bear be quiet and enters the bear's cage after making a bet with the circus' ringmaster. The specifics of the bet are unknown, but it can be inferred that if Dan loses, the circus will rid itself of the bear. Dan, having doused his arm in his own self-made Mexican hot sauce, declares that the bear's name will henceforth be Miss Snuggle Wuggle Puss Jr. despite the bear being male. The bear sinks his teeth into Dan’s arm in response. In the next moment, he releases Dan’s arm and rolls on the ground, flailing his paws at the heat. A masked clown asks what the fuck is going on, and Dan admits to his 'awesome' hot sauce trick. When a clown girl remarks that the bear had bit Dan as hard as it could, Dan creepily smiles and assures her that his arm will heal quickly. That said, Miss Snuggle Wuggle Puss Jr. would surely have broken the bone had he bit any harder.
When the circus closed, Dan found himself getting a job in the Irken Empire as a janitor to spread his name across the Solar System and become the greatest villain alive! He becomes a devote fan of the Tall Ones as he sees them as role-models for his villainy.
Part X1[]
Rise of Fascism Saga[]
Romance Dawn arc[]
Dan made his first appearance in "Porky's Duck Hunt" where he was introduced in his duck form known as Daffy Duck. A black feathered duck with brown eyes, a strong lisp, and a white collar around his neck. He is first shown being an annoying and crazy duck who is living as a janitor in and for the Irken Empire. He falsely gets assigned a planet to conquer by the Tall Ones out of sheer annoyance from him and a ploy to get rid of him because in the end, the planet that he was assigned to is the weakest and least important planet in the Solar System to all Alien Invaders AKA Venus (at the time thought to be Earth). Dan falls for this trick and decides to venture off back to Venus to conquer it for his fellow role-models.
Dan's first appearance.
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Afterwards when Dan crash lands on Venus, the episode becomes a standard hunter/prey pairing episode, but Dan (barely more than an unnamed bit player in this episode) was something new to movie-goers: an assertive, completely unrestrained, zany protagonist. Clampett later recalled:
- "At that time, audiences weren't accustomed to seeing a cartoon character do these things. And so, when it hit the theatres it was an explosion. People would leave the theatres talking about this Daffy Duck fella'."
Dan and Freckles on their first "Evil Mission".
While staying on Venus with no house, money, or any connections, Dan somehow got involved with the rum-running business. It was some shitty random poor business named Lackadaisy and the owner hired him just because he was somewhat charming with his weird ass personality. He later managed to rope his "younger baby cousin", Calvin “Freckle” McMurray, into helping him with his bootlegging villainy against the United States government so he can take over the world! The two are then joined by Ivy Pepper.
World War II arc[]
Donald meeting Dan for the first during the war.
Dan would later get involved in World War 2 where he would chaotically and unintentionally support the allies in the fight against the axis powers by joining the war cause he was bored.This is also the arc where Dan and Donald would meet for the first time eventually becoming arch-rivals.
Dan would later assassinate Adolf Hitler in the 30th of April 1945 but that would later be kept secret by the United Nations and instead ruled his death as a suicide.
Dan killing Hitler with a comically large hammer.
The End Saga[]
The Hundred Year’s War arc[]
In 2005, tired of playing second fiddle to Bugs "Big Chungus" Bunny, Dan demands his own movie from the Warner Brothers only to receive objections by recently appointed V.P. of Comedy: Kate Houghton. Kate points out through computer-generated research that Bugs' fanbase is significantly bigger than Dan's. When Dan asks the Warner Brothers to decide between him and Bugs, they promptly fire Dan.
After getting fired by Warner Brothers, Dan decides to go to Disney Castle to get a job at Disney but unbeknownst to him, Disney Castle is in complete disarray since the King has vanished in search of a "Key". He is explained by Donald and Goofy that they're on a mission to find the second "Key" which results in Dan nearly getting lost in the thoughts of grabbing such a powerful sounding object, he smells an opportunity, that if he joins Donald and Goofy in this treasure hunt, he could use this "Key" to rule over the world. Despite Donald not wanting Daffy to join, he is peer pressured by Goofy to let him join since in his words "the more the merrier am I right Donald? Ah-hyuck!" Just wanting to get things over, Donald allows Daffy to join and the three set out in their crap ass gummy ship. As of that moment, Dan's new plan and journey to world domination had begun.
During the events of Traverse Town, Dan gets reunited with Bugs who so happens to be with SpongeBob, Danny, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Jimmy, and Sora, who also happens to be the other "Key" that the King mentioned to Donald and Goofy. After many battles with enemies, the 11 now formed party members decide to venture forth to begin their quest in uncovering the truth of the recent Heartless pandemic and rescue both Sora's friends and find King Mickey for answers.
Dan and Bugs having a heart-to-heart.
During the midpoint of the arc, Dan and Bugs have a heart to heart in a camp fire where Dan reveals some of his sincere insecurities and mental issues to Bugs which surprises Bugs since he never saw Dan be so open and normal before but Dan simply explains that Bugs is one of the only people he considers a friend so he guesses that that's the reason why he feels so comfortable being open to him resulting in Bugs having a moment of personal thinking.
Oh and I guess this is the arc also where Dan meets and becomes arch-enemies with Dr. Hämsterviel.
Revelations arc[]
After Bugs gets separated by Dan in 2007, him and Hämsterviel become much better acquaintances thanks to an agreement that they need to work together to stop the higher power which in this case are the Olympic Gods. They even both fight together against the forces of Zeus like some type of stereotypical anime rival team-up battle shit.
After the ending the saga, it seems that everything has been resolved and the story has concluded. Resulting in Dan finally opening up with Bugs and the other heroes, and considering them his new family. The End.
Or is it...
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It's Hard To Be Religious When I Live In A World Full of Imbeciles.
As a result of Bugs' betrayal leading to all his and Dan's friends dying. Dan and Bugs wrongly believed one another to be dead. Dan, being filled with guilt that his new found family was dead, fled the universe to a whole other dimension as a way to suppress his immense grief for ten years.
It wasn't long for him to eventually revert back to a life a villainy and decided to make his new home (which was based on his home with Bugs) in the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dimension known as SB-?̷̙́̎͝?̸̩̯̣̫͇̌͌͜͝?̷̡̤̦̋͂̽̕ .
Part X2[]
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga[]
Returning to Earth[]
While making out with a dead body, Dan's attention is caught by news that Bugs and Superman are still alive. Stunned, he grabs a coca-cola can and walks out of his home to process it only to be confronted by Johnny for being too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with his dead sister. While trying to avoid a confrontation by simply walking away, he is pushed to his breaking-point as Johnny continues to express his anger. Dan, no longer able to ignore Johnny's rage, mockingly invites him to have gay 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 sex, and starts making jokes about Johnny's meth addiction, claiming that it is the reason for why his sister is dead. Johnny lays his guard down and tells Dan that he still loved her, to which Dan responds by hugging and "consoling" him before he finally snaps, suddenly grabbing the him by the neck and throwing him to the ground, followed by him stomping repeatedly on his head, killing him, as bystanders watch in horror, before Dan storms away.
After a week, Dan receives news from Hämsterviel that Bugs is currently living in California. Dan filled with joy, decides to take a dimensional road trip to the city with Hämsterviel. Afterwards, he finally arrives in California and locates an run down apartment named Casa Paradisio where some random dude named Floyd lives in and decides to stay there and threatens Floyd to let him stay. Now with a roof over his head, he can now start his mission to point down where Bugs and Superman are living at.
Dan finally tracks down Bugs to his home in the affluent district of Beverly Hills, surprising and shocking everyone, who all believed Bugs' word that Dan was dead.
Characteristics[]
Physical Appearance[]
Overall, Dan is of scrawny middle-aged build and is 5' 6" (1.68 m) tall. His underweight nature is probably caused by his fast metabolism. In terms of fashion and style, Dan is highly against and is a sworn hater of the sociological concept of cultural capital. This makes him have an affinity for wearing similar clothing and also being fond with the act of buying cheap clothing from various thrift stores, while also showing complete and total disdain from the idea of buying any type of brand clothing or clothes from any form of luxury clothing stores like Chanel. Some characters also mention that he is an extremely untidy and a messy person when it comes to clothes and style. When Bugs and Dan reunite, Bugs claims Dan "[stinks] like piss" and has blood under his fingernails. Bugs even calls Dan a "proto-hipster" because of Dan's refusal and hatred of being seen as a wealthy and having any sort of cultural capital.
Human Form[]
In his usual human form, he appears with pale skin, messy moppy black hair, brown eyes, a poorly shaven beard, a soul-patch, and pointy teeth. His clothing consists of navy-blue jeans, black ankle boots, and a black T-shirt with ''JERK!'' written on it. Whenever he is enraged or excited such as whenever he is fighting a strong or amusing opponent, he breaks into a wide grin and laughs, giving him a maniacal and sadistic appearance.
Ducksona[]
In his duck form (or as he calls it, his 'ducksona'), he has black feathers, a honey-yellow beak, honey-yellow legs, and a white collar around his neck. Dan usually doesn't wear clothes while in this form as he is a proud nudist.
Personality and Traits[]
Dan is a jaunty, humorous, crabby, immature, reckless, buffoonish, grandiloquent, zany, self-absorbed, comical, and a maniacal man-child. He has a knack for joking and spontaneously laughing in the most inappropriate of moments, usually to the annoyance (and mild concern) of others. Often referred to as a "big kid" by Chris. Dan is an extremely difficult person to work with: extreme, impetuous, vengeful, sociopathic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, homicidal, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages. He usually has a lot of ridiculous schemes that always make life more interesting and very complicated for his fellow acquaintances. He also is prone coming across as simple minded. When the next situation seems very obvious (e.g. He asked if Rocko died even though he is there currently talking to him) he either doesn't know what to say or answers the last thing that comes across his mind. Dan is also very extreme and ambitious whenever he plans his crazy revenge schemes against his self-proclaimed enemies. Like Wario or Waluigi, he is also extremely short-tempered and gets irritated easily, who can and will become enraged with nearly anything that... well... anything, really. He can also be very lazy and has others do the simplest tasks for him, including paying for the bill every time he goes out to eat with them or drive him whenever he needs to go somewhere as he is too lazy to get a driver's license. He is also shown to have a feminine side, as he uses a handbag whenever he goes shopping at Walmart, likes wearing high heels, and has stated that he was a pear shape and wore Amy’s skirt saying it complimented his figure. He is also prone to paranoia or trusting others, believing the worse in others and jumping to conclusions. An example of that would be when he accused his neighbours of being vampires trying to suck his dick when in reality, they were just simple humans with no intent of harming or violating him.
Dan is a compulsive liar and trickster; trolling is apparently one of his best skills as he's often able to annoy and offend everyone he meets. He is not above abusing or exploiting things in his favour. He is often shown to completely disregard the rights of others. Though, this is more down to his own greed and stupidity than true malice. Dan seems to love to act and tell himself and others that he is a villain who only cares for himself. However, on a few occasions, he has shown that he cares for others and has some morals. For examples: He loves animals, was willing to help Blake throughout a mission they were in together and also came to her aid when Cardin was willing to abandon her and has also protected many innocent people from criminal attacks. This overall shows that he does have a compassionate side and isn't able to be medically diagnosed as a psychopath or even a sociopath because he does greatly care for his friends and the lives of the innocents bystanders, despite rarely ever showing it. He is also very fond of his parade float, even though it is in terrible shape. In fact, many of his revenge quests were caused because someone heavily wreaked his float, whether intentionally or not. He has said that he loves his parade float as how a mother loves their child. Overall, Dan has much difficulty expressing sentimentality towards others and prefers to be seen as a joke.
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In spite of his apparent lack of self-awareness and stupid nature, Dan is sometimes hinted to be highly intelligent when he puts his mind to things instead of being a lazy slob. Dan shows a vast knowledge of vocabulary, grammar and the English language in general as well as displaying a surprisingly dry wit shown by his usage of unusually erudite terminology and his correction of other people's utterances. This hints to him being a sophisticated individual that he might or might not be intentionally masking. In terms of his revenge and villainous schemes, he displays a surprising capacity for extreme calculation and planning, even under duress and in highly chaotic situations.
Dan also has multiple personalities of himself inside his mind. Sometimes he even talks with these other versions of himself. It is revealed much later in the story that these alter-egos are alternate universe versions of himself, whose essences he consumed. However, at some undisclosed time, Dan lost all his memory and cannot remember how he did this. One major alter-ego of his is Smart Dan.
Powers, Skills, and Abilities[]
Reading Steiner (死に戻り, Shinimodori): Dan's trump card and most powerful ability of his to date. The Reading Steiner is the name that Dan gives to his paradoxical ability that returns his consciousness to an unspecified, unpredictable and uncontrollable "save point", that was set some time before anytime he dies. It also works whenever any timelines are manipulated meaning that anytime someone time travels, he would instantly know. In theory, when a timelines shift takes place, everything is reconstructed to match the new active laws of the world, including people’s consciousness and memories. However, Dan’s consciousness is seemingly an exception to this rule, allowing him to retain all knowledge of reality's genuine history. Whenever the Reading Steiner actives, it happens instantly. There's no lag between the point of "death" and the point of conscious resurrection. To Dan, it looks exactly as if someone switched camera angles inside his head and the sudden influx of new qualia which often makes him feel somewhat dizzy. Dan usually uses this power save anyone and reset whenever he fails to do so by purposely killing himself. This often never works out though because of Dan's other major ability, bad luck. Because of his bad luck, Dan is given almost absurdly short times between his save points and deaths, and at times, even preventing him from saving some of his close friends.
- Penalties: For unknown reasons, Dan is unable to reveal his ability to others without them instantly dying.
- Future Recollection: The trait that makes Dan so dangerous is without a doubt his ability to recall the futures he had experienced through the Reading Steiner. The fact that he can recall the events of previous timelines, means that Dan inherently knows the rough actions that people around him will take, kind of like a form of precognition. As he usually tries to experiment every time he is brought back to a past timeline, Dan is able to gather more intel on how his allies and opponents behave under specific conditions, allowing him to predict their movements and plan strategies accordingly. Because of his severe lack of social skills, social ineptness, and rude attitude, this is the only reason on how Dan has been able to forge better relationships with many characters instead of just a select few, allowing him to amass an impressive web of political connections and friends in high places.
Tier: Unknown physically | His avatars range from at least 3-A to 2-A Via Troll Physics | Unknown physically | some avatars range from possibly 5-B to 5-A Via Body Control and Shapeshifting | High Memetic Via Madness Manipulation| If Dan engages with another wiki user who specifically thinks they're joke character is the strongest, he'll become stronger/more powerful than them regardless of their tier Via Trolling. Stronger than any imaginable meme character due to being "The Alföðr of Memes". | 0 | -1 | Transcended the tiering system.
Classification: Death
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Type 2, 3 and 4), Physics Manipulation (Via Troll Physics), limited Reality Warping (Via Troll Physics), Transmutation, limited Teleportation, Magnetic Manipulation (Via Magnets), Broadway Force, Toon Force, Shapeshifting, Body Control, Hammer space, Fourth Wall Breaking, Text Manipulation, Flight (Via Troll Physics), Size Manipulation (Via Troll Physics), Statistics Amplification and Reduction (Via Troll Physics), Plot Manipulation, causality (type 1), Probability Manipulation (Via Troll Physics), Dimensional Travel, Immersion, Time Manipulation (Via Troll Physics), Matter Manipulation, limited Quantum Manipulation, Spatial Manipulation (Via Troll Physics), Conceptual Manipulation (Via Troll Physics), Regeneration (Mid to High-Godly), Information Manipulation, Meme Manipulation, Meme Embodiment, Meme Creation, Meme Power, Meme Physics, Meme Physiology, Resistance to Physics Manipulation, Law Manipulation, Power Nullification, Reality Warping, and Conceptual Manipulation
Attack Potency: Unknown physically | His avatars range from at least High Universe via trolling, Multiverse+ Via Antimatter Physics | Unknown normally, His avatars are at least Planet level to Large Planet level with Madness Control | High Memetic Via Trollge | Boundless (His strongest avatars can exist within the "Blank State". | Boundless (Exists in the God Father realm (Or the Trolololololol realm), where he views the entire Omniverse. Is regarded as the true meme god, and he is utterly inaccessible and indescribable. Even this description trivializes what it is.
Speed: Unknown | Irrelevant to Omnipresent | Irrelevant | Omnipresent
Lifting Strength: Unknown but likely around universe class | Irrelevant to High Memetic | Boundless | Boundless
Striking Strength: Unknown | At least High Universal via trolling | Multiversal to High Multiversal Via Troll Physics | High Memetic Via Trollge | Boundless | Boundless
Durability: Unknown | likely far higher due to Toon Force making him extremely difficult to kill | High Memetic Via Madness Control| Boundless | Boundless
Stamina: Unknown | Irrelevant to High Memetic | Boundless | Boundless
Range: Dependable | Irrelevant to High Memetic | Boundless | Boundless
Intelligence: Unknown | Mentally Unstable
Weakness: None notable
Notable Attacks / Techniques: Trolololololol: Trolololololol
Relationships[]
Superman[]
Dr. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 (𝓓𝓪𝓷) Vs. Superman (Clark Kent) c. 1930's Art @ Violet Maiden
The relationship between Dan and Clark Kent A.K.A. Superman is the classic cartoonish superhero/super-villain dichotomy. Dan believes that there is a mutual respect, a sportsmanship to their battles, and that good and evil are integral to each other’s lives. Dan regards Superman as the ultimate adversary, despite the fact that he loses to him every time.
Superman is probably one of the most important figures in Dan’s entire life. This is because Superman was one of Dan's first friends (or “frenemies” as Dan puts it), and their bond was formed all the way back in the 1930’s when they met in New York. Unlike many other rivalries Dan has, Superman, despite fighting and always throwing Dan into prison, still respects and treats Dan as a human and always loves to help Dan whenever Dan isn’t committing crimes while also never seeming to hold a grudge against him.
This is shown further since even though they’re both on opposite sides of the spectrum, Dan and Superman bicker in a friendly way while they are fighting one another. Furthermore, even though Dan typically treats Superman poorly, he has been shown to care about him and has helped him out a few times, if seemingly grudgingly.
SpongeBob SquarePants[]
Dan vs. SpongeBob
In the beginning, Dan and SpongeBob were sworn enemies similar to his relationship with Bugs. Dan being the edgelord that he is, loves provoking SpongeBob and seeing how far he can go to make him tick once in a while. Dan also likes to take advantage of SpongeBob’s kindness and treat him similar to how he treats Chris. He considers SpongeBob his rival because he sees SpongeBob as a true hero that has the ability rival his villainy. Dan’s personality is so out there and twisted that even SpongeBob finds his character annoying and gets pretty mad at him sometimes similar to whenever Patrick does something extremely stupid.
Over time though, especially after the Time-Skip, the two would later become to understand each other more and form a somewhat good friendship. Despite all that, Dan and SpongeBob do respect each other greatly and would be considered friends after everything they’ve been through together despite Dan’s refusal to confirm it. SpongeBob being the much more compassionate and understanding person in the dynamic, almost always reaches a friendly agreement whenever Dan freaks out and declares revenge on him and the entire world.
Squidward Q. Tentacles[]
Art @ Fanartist2020
Despite both being probably the most crabby and grumpiest characters in this wiki, Dan and Squidward usually always loath each other and never see eye-to-eye. They always bicker, fight, argue, etc. They show very little compatibility similar to Dan’s relationship with Donald Duck. Since the two are very opinionated, they always get mad and offended when one argues that they are objectively right in a subjective situation. Squidward throughout the story, always tries to avoid Dan since he believes he’s a massive idiot and Dan always loves to come back and argue with him over how he believes Squidward is a massive imbecile. Even so, there are some few episodes that show the two somewhat getting along, although everything is always ruined by some stumble by SpongeBob.
Peppa Pig[]
Dan vs. Peppa Pig
Similar relationship to SpongeBob. At first Dan thought that Peppa's show was complete shit ever since he first saw it and swore to get revenge on her for cancelling one of his random shows that nobody cared about. Dan always angrily rants about how Peppa's series is made for losers and brain-dead morons unlike him which he believes he has superior taste in anime.
Over time though, Dan and Peppa have become closer as friends and the two somewhat get a long better now then when they first met.
Uncle Grandpa[]
Best Duo
As always with people, Dan and Uncle Grandpa started off on the wrong foot as Dan simply saw Uncle Grandpa as an annoying man-child (ironically, unaware that he is one himself) so of course the two began as sworn enemies because of Dan's extremely anti-social and batshit insane personality and he would always sperg out and have a massive angry meltdown whenever Uncle Grandpa would show up.
As a fellow god like Uncle Grandpa, Dan and Uncle Grandpa would always fight and act as rivals to each other. They both eventually started to get used to each other's dumbasses as Dan somewhat mellowed out and got to know Uncle Grandpa better. The two still love to have over the tope anime battles with each other though.
Ku-Chung[]
Dan & Ka-Chung being homies.
Out of any Save-Um, Dan seems to view Ka-Chung as the only likeable one since every other one is a dreaded "NORMIE" and "HERO" in his eyes. After Ka-Chung came out of the closest as a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he gained a lot of respect from Dan, eventually making them good and close friends. As new "EPIC" buddies, Dan and Ka-Chung occasionally commit crimes together, along with Freaky Bob.
DeadwingDork[]
Dan in 2020, viewing his first Deadwing Dork stream. Original Art @ AketA
Claw is one of the few streamers that Dan actually thinks is funny and charismatic while also not being a complete idiot and having opinions that he agrees with. He started watching his streams in 2020 during the pandemic when he was stuck in his house with Bugs (basically his daily life as usual). After a couple of years of watching his streams and learning more about Pooh's Adventures from him, he noticed that fanon wikis were extremely hilarious so he thought it would be funny to start trolling and shitposting on fanon wikis like that of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki.
Amy Rose[]
Template:Main/Dan ♥ Amy
Gallery[]
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Trivia of DOOM![]
Allusions[]
- Obviously Dan is based on his original incarnation, Dan Mandel from Dan Vs., and the other character he is mashed up with, Daffy Duck from specifically his Looney Tunes Show incarnation.
- Another character that he is highly based on in terms of personality and also narrative is that of Trevor Philips from Grand Theft Auto V.
- In terms of his abilities, backstory, and overall central narrative role, his character in an exact copy of that of Mort's from All Hail King Julien.
Etymology[]
- In terms of one of his most used alias, Dan, it is derived from the Hebrew name דָּנִיֵּאל. It simply means "God is my judge". This is most likely a hint to Dan and God both being alluded to share a mysterious and complicated backstory that are intertwined antagonistically. His fake surname for Dan is that of Mandel which comes from the Germanic and Dutch word that basically means almonds. This seems to be another Abrahamic reference to Dan's secret relationship with God. This being because almond trees are considered a very important symbol that represent the watchfulness and vigilance from God as it is explained in Jeremiah 1:11-12. Overall, this full alias secretly translates to "God is my judge with his watchfulness and vigilance".
Story[]
- Ironically, Dan has unintentionally constructed a very impressive occupational experience list, while trying to be lazy and find a way to get quick money.
- Dan’s Ducksona form may be a Fuegian streamer duck, as he shares most of the same coloration and says that he isn't good at flying, which is a defining trait of a streamer duck.
- Dan’s favourite colour is Green.
- Dan loves to sleep very late and wake up at 01:00 PM, except on New Year's Day, where he wakes up at 11:30 AM (because in his words, "New Years is a holiday invented by the media").
- He is secretly suffering from Psoriasis, an autoimmune disease that appears on the skin.
- Dan has been arrested the most times on screen compared to any other character in the entire wiki.
- Dan appears to be somewhat of a cross dresser as he can often be seen wearing dresses and caring women accessories.
- Dan has been shown to have the most restraining orders out of any character in the franchise. However, he seems to not care or obey them, as he stated, "You can't restrain me, I go where I want!".
- One of Dan’s favourite hobbies is pickleball, which he is terrible at. This is a running gag.
- Only one person during the whole series has been shown to intimidate or frighten Dan and that character is Amy Rose. That is because of her innocent and very holy nature that confuses him.
- He is shown to enjoy coca flavoured Soda (or as he calls it; Pop) a lot as there are many instances in the light novel and manga of him buying / wanting to buy Coca-Cola.
- Although Dan is often depicted to favour sour foods like lemons and warheads, his favourite food is actually candy corn which is a sweet.
- Dan’s Hunter license number was 75409-37272-11433
- When he isn't living in a friend's house for free or is living somewhere with a friend paying for the shelter and he needs to bathe, he uses the sink in utility rooms behind bars and maybe an occasional unattended garden hose.
- He somehow has managed to shoot a hole in his own earlobe by accident.
- Whenever Dan prints his name in the show, he writes it as "Dan!", adding an exclamation mark at the end of his name. This is how his name appears in the show's title card as well.
- Dan has stated once that he resembles his father a lot in appearance to his disdain.
- Dan is a strong supporter of teetotalism and is a teetotaller himself.
- Dan is also an anti-smoker and has never smoke either.
- Sometimes, while he is on a evil mission, Dan gets naked in a hotel room to enjoy the "sense of freedom".
- He has a pet cactus.
- He has slight podophobia.
Character & Design[]
- Dan’s fighting style seems to be inspired by the martial art of Zuì Quán with some inspiration from Bartitsu.
- Dan’s emblem is a Jack-O'-Lantern. Fitting since his favourite holiday is Halloween.
Media[]
- Dan’s name is spelled in capital letters in the official voice scripts.
- Other media forms stylize his names in the same fashion, and some people consider it the canonical way of printing his name.
- Dan is scored first place as the most popular and favourite character throughout the entire cinematic multiverse.
Miscellaneous[]
- It has well-known fact that he is the greatest character in all of fiction.
- Dan and Amy placed 1st in the totally real and not made up SpongeBob SquarePants Fanon Wiki Popularity contest.