| Fast Food Wars | |
|---|---|
| File:Fast Food Wars.jpg | |
| Series | Rags To Riches |
| Season | 2 |
| Episode | 2 |
| Airdate | September 15, 2015 |
| Production company | Pineapple Entertainment |
| Story by | The Terrible Travis |
| Written by | The Terrible Travis |
| Title card by | The Terrible Travis |
| Previous Episode | A Place We Call Home (For Some Reason) |
Fast Food Wars is the eighth episode of Rags To Riches.
Plot[]
Which product is better? Who will get more customers? Who will get the fame? The Fast Food Wars commence!
Transcript[]
- Eugene: Finally! After a month of work, my restaurant is finally complete!
- Cut to a makeshift version of the Krusty Krab, which quickly collapses onto the ground.
- Eugene: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! All that hard work gone to waste!
- One Month Ago
- Ace Snider: *had been leaning on a nearby fence, taking a bubble break*
- Eugene: *walks over to Ace* Hey, man. Could you build me a restaurant?
- Present
- Eugene: Maybe I should've hired an actual construction worker.
- Sheldon: *walks by* Well, well, well. What do you have here? It looks like your restaurant turned out to be a failure, Krabs.
- Eugene: Shut it, you miniature miscolored dick!
- Sheldon: You weren't complaining about any of that stuff a month ago.
- Bobby: *walks by*
- Eugene: Hey, man. Build me a restaurant.
- Bobby: What?
- Eugene: Well, you're a construction worker, right?
- Bobby: Actually, I just got fired. I was just about to jump off a 50-foot building.
- Eugene: What if I told you that you don't need to do that?
- Bobby: I don't?
- Eugene: Well, this is just a hypothetichal situation. But anyway, if you were to build me a restaurant, I would pay you. And then you wouldn't have to kill yourself.
- Bobby: Wow! That's a great idea! *grins, and quickly builds Eugene a restaurant* Done!
- Eugene: You mean you actually did it?
- Bobby: Yep! Now, what about my money?
- Eugene: Oh, right! *reaches into pocket*
- Bobby: Well...?
- Eugene: You know, it kind of slipped my mind that I gave all my money to that purple dude.
- Bobby: SO WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?!
- Eugene: You don't any. Dude, I'm broke. It was just a hypothethical anyway.
- Bobby: *whimpers, walking off-screen*
- Eugene: Well, that got rid of him rather quickly. *grins, taking out his wallet that was full of money*
- Sheldon: *rips the wallet out of Eugene's claws*
- Eugene: Hey! You just stole my wallet!
- Sheldon: You owe me the money. Remember the lottery?
- Eugene: Well, I'll just earn the money back by selling food at my new restaurant! *crosses arms, smirking*
- Sheldon: Actually, during the month that it took you build this piece of junk, I've became rich through my restaurant. And I bought the construction company. Bring it in, Michael!
- Head Of Construction: OH, YEAH BABY! *grins, driving over to the Krusty Krab with the construction crane and smashing it* Now I know why Bobby likes this so much!
- Eugene: Me restaurant! *sighs* You win, Plankton.
- Cut to top of a high-story building.
- Bobby: *had been standing at the edge, staring below*
- Eugene: *enters the scene, sadly heading over to the edge as well* How ya been doin'?