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• Chocoberry: Oh, darling, My boyfriend Fred. Catering is a great way for you to make a little extra foods and drinks. And me to make a lot!
• [They stop and see a little kid screaming.]
• Chocoberry: Smell again, Fred?
• [Fred throws a pizza into the screaming kid's mouth.]
• Fred: How's that?
• Chocoberry: Perfect, now get out there and feed the rest of those People as a Patrick fan.
• [Chocoberry and Fred walking with their Frozen Krabby Patty after let's go it a lot of times. They walk up to a woman. Her beanie child screams in terror at blue Fred's big booty.]
• Magenta Gumdrop Lady: Oh, my toddler! [runs away]
• Chocoberry: Fred?
• Fred: Yeah?
• Chocoberry: I think we overdid it. [They lean back up. Little girl approaches them, carrying popcorn. Upon seeing them, he starts screaming, throws his popcorn at them, and runs away.]
• Fred: Hm, debatable.
• Chocoberry: Oh, I have an idea! Let us take a break in the song. [Cut to the outside of banjo.]
• Green Slice Candy Guy: Did you hear that?
• Orange Candy Bar Lady: How could I not?
• [Pink Chocoberry with eye covered blind, Blue Fred with larger butts continue to by Frozen Krabby Patties.]
• Orange Candy Bar Lady: Eww! Ewwww!
• Green Slice Candy Guy: Gross! Run away!
• [the both run away.]
• Chocoberry: Bravo!
• Lavender Cotton Candy Guy: No, no! so disgusting big booty! [splashes into vomit out, the crowd jeers and pelts Pink Chocoberry and Blue Fred with fruit]
• Chocoberry: Encore, encore, encore!
• Chocoberry: Oh, Hi Girls!
• Chocolate Banana Girl: Ah, the starfish of the hour is back!
• Crowd: [cheering]
• Chocolate Banana Girl: All right, you ready to sign for these fine dollars—I mean, uh, suckers—I mean, uh, some autographs? [Patrick nods his head]
• Crowd: [cheering]
• Patrick: Well, alrighty then. That's what the consuming public wants to hear Bart.
• Jerry: Thank you, Mr. Patrick Star, I just want to say that you're the biggest inspiration myself and my friends have ever known. Your ability to hold your breath changed our lives... forever. [looks at his three friends. They are holding their breath while their faces turn purple. One of them falls down]
• Chocoberry: [looks worried. He reads the note that Patrick wrote] You're welcome. I've been holding my breath for more than 20 years, no problem. [gulps] You can too. Signed, Patrick the Breath-Holding Starfish"?
• Tina: Oh, Thank you!
• [Pink Chocoberry and Blue Fred laughing.]
• SpongeBob: I.. Huh? Wait! Patrick! [runs away]
• Chocoberry: That's because they don't know what they're love. [grabs a Blue Fred making, then walks up to a woman] Excuse me, ma'am, do you know what's in that boyfriend you're people?
• Cherry Ice Cream: No. [Blue Fred's big booty. The woman screams and runs out.]
• Blue Jelly Belly Guy: Oh yeah, we are booty out of here. [The crowd continue to complain. Chocolate Banana Girl runs over to the door, his pants are still on the ground.]
• Chocolate Banana Girl: Wait! Wait, don't go! That's me whistle walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Lollipop Girl?
• Lollipop Girl: It's Chocoberry's fault. [Chocolate Banana Girl gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles]
• Chocolate Banana Girl: What the fuck, get out here! [peeks out the both] More. [Pink Chocoberry peeks out a Fred] More. [Gumdrop Lass 1 stretches himself partially through the glasses] All the way, girls! [Gumdrop Lasses snaps out of the door and falls to the ground.] What be the matter, Hey you? I ought to make you walk the plank for this.
• Chocoberry: [gasp] Oh no! Fred!
• [Blue Fred vomits out sand shaped like a rectangular box.]
• [Pink Chocoberry and Blue Fred kissing.]
• [The episode ends.]