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Guards N' R****ds, often called GNR for short, and sometimes in a full form Guards and R****ds, was a series of videos created by Luke Lerdwichagul in the year 2014 which is based on the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64. It followed the lives of Chris and Swagmaster69696969696, two guards who work at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie and get into crazy misadventures while on duty. The series was much less popular and less famous than Super Mario 64 Bloopers or Sonic the Derphog, although it had a dedicated fanbase. Guards N' R****ds was eventually merged with the main SMG4 series starting with SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape, with Chris and Swagmaster becoming a regular part of the cast.

Videos[]

Episodic[]

The Guards N' R****ds series started in February 2014 and unofficially ended in January 2018. It aired eight episodes and 1 short.

No. In Series Title Card Title Airdate
1 File:Guards N R*tards the butt ninja thumbnail.png "The Butt Ninja" February 23, 2014
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. This is a little crappy(according to everyone) series i made just so i can make it a bit more diverse.
2 File:Guards N 27 R*tards Pointy things.png "Pointy Things" April 6, 2014
come on a misadventure with these two chris and swagmaster69696969. guards of a spaghettti factory and victims of many stupid empolyees. today they go after boobies. there's also a douche named sergeant mark but hyou don't need to worry about him. what will happen?
3 File:Guards n R*tards- Prisoners.jpg "Prisoners" June 29, 2014
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today they have been promoted to a new job! prison guards. how will this turn out? visit my facebook!
4 File:Guards N R*tards Swag Party Hostages thumbnail.png "Swag Party Hostages" October 12, 2014
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today...Oh no chris has been taken hostage! oh wait i mean its a swag party and swagmaster aint invited. aww hell no! he's gonna find his way into that party.
5 File:Guards n R*tards- Le Train Breach.jpg "Le Train Breach" April 12, 2015
Meet Swagmaster69696969 and Chris, two everyday guards who are quite the odd couple together and both who go on plenty of weird misadventures together.

The two guards are on board a train where an important item is in the process of being stolen...(i know not many of you watch this series but some feedback would be nice)

6 File:Guards n R*tards- Swag Magic.jpg "Swag Magic." December 7, 2015
Join 2 crappy guards: swagmaster6969696 and chris on weird fun adventures as they attempt to do their jobs as guards of a spaghetti factory: this time they have been suspended and a shady figure, ivan says he can help...(but he doesn't really)
7 File:Guards n R*tards- Da Bomb.jpg "Da Bomb" November 20, 2016
After almost a year, Chris and SWAGMASTER are back in action. These two guards will do whatever it takes to stop their beloved spaghetti factory from being blown up. If you're new to this series let me know what you think!
8 File:Guards n R*tards- The Vacation.jpg "The Vacation" January 13, 2018
Your two favourite spaghetti factory guards are BACK. Swagmaster and Chris have been on vacation for the past year and they've caused nothing but trouble since they've been gone.

Shorts[]

The series currently has one short.

No. In Series Title Card Title Airdate
1 File:GnR Shorts - Job Hunting.jpg "Job Hunting" September 6, 2017
Welcome back swagmaster69696969 and Chris as they try to find themselfves new jobs...but where will they end up?

Trivia[]

  • Guards N' R****ds is one of two miniseries by SMG4 (the other being Sonic the Derphog) to not have the Mario characters as the main stars (although Mario characters do appear in most episodes).
  • All the main characters in the series are voiced using text-to-speech programs; these include Speakonia, VoiceForge, and GoAnimate.
  • The series is based off the popular Machinima series Arby n' the Chief. The personalities and voices of the main characters are identical to those of Arby n' the Chief. This is also hinted with the main title of the series also have an "n'". The name of the series can also be based on the American hard rock band Guns N' Roses as both names have "GNR" for their abbreviations and the way they're both similarly spelled.
  • Due to the title of the series containing a slur ("r****d" is commonly used to insult neurodiverse and mentally ill people) and to avoid violating YouTube's Terms of Service regarding hateful and discriminatory language, several episodes have had to have the series name abbreviated to GNR.
    • This, and the fact that Chris and Swagmaster have become recurring characters in the main series, may be why GNR is currently on hold.

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