| Health Issues | |
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| Series | On the Krabby Road |
| Season | 1 |
| Episode | 1 |
| Written by | Mac+Cool, Calaz |
| Title card by | Calaz |
| Previous Episode | none |
| Next Episode | 3-Bye |
Health Issues is the first episode of On the Krabby Road.
Plot[]
Due to SpongeBob having a day off, an inexperienced fry cook poisons the customers and the Health Department closes the Krusty Krab forever.
Transcript[]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob...SpongeBob, hey Squidward! Where is my dearest employee?
Squidward: Don't you remember? SpongeBob has his day off. I wish I had one.
Mr. Krabs: Well, you have to work hard and you don't. Also what's the name of the substitute fry cook?
Squidward: His name is...wait it's Iddy Dumbton the worst fry cook ever!
Iddy Dumbton: Hello..ooo i'm...Idiot...dummy
Squidward: Look, he's dummer than Patrick and can't even pronounce his name
Iddy Dumbton: *flipping expired patties using Frank* a guy from the island of fiji
Squidward: Order number one, Iddy *rings bell*
Iddy Dumbton: Ok *gives Krabby Patty to Frank*
Fred: Thank you *eats krabby patty and then feels funny*
Iddy Dumbton: Noo prooblem *walks away*
Fred: HELP! My leg! *implodes*
Timothy McPatty: Oh no! Fred just imploded. I've better call the health department *calls Health Department*
(The Health Department comes with SpongeBob and Spat]
Spat: Hey dad, I can talk and i'm really the Hydro-dynamic Spatula
Health Inspector: Did someone call for a health inspector?
Timothy McPatty: I did because of that substitute fry cook
Spongebob: Spat, wanna flip patties
Spat: You betcha'.
Timothy McPatty: Wait the patties are expired
Fred: Is that the original prototype of ISpat? It's the only one made and it was made in 1997.
Spongebob: I guess? I bought Spat at the Barg'N-Mart years ago and he's actually a hydro-dynamic spatula
Fred: I'll trade it for-
Spongebob: No thank you
Health Inspector: Also we'll be closing the Chum Bucket
(After the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket close)
Mr. Krabs: What will we do?
Spat: I heard a guy named Jim has a RV
Mr. Krabs: My former employee
Jim: Yes, you can borrow it and i'm not driving
Spongebob: Yay
Patrick: What is a RV?
Squidward: Patrick! When did you get here?
Patrick: I don't know?
Plankton: Hello? Plankton needs the formula right now
Mr. Krabs: Never! You little punk *throws Plankton to Rock Bottom*
Jim: Okay let's go inside
(They go inside of the RV)
Mr. Krabs: This is fancy!
Gary: *meows*
Spat: I want to win a spatula competition to beat my rival Le Spatula
SpongeBob: Are you sure? He's so powerful!
Spat: Don't worry, I can morph into the Hydro-dynamic spatula
Spongebob: Oh.
John McPatty: Hello, younger brother
Timothy McPatty: Hello, older brother
Spat: *morphs into the Hydro-dynamic spatula*
Patrick: Iddy Dumbton is actually my adopted brother
Squidward: Wait...what!?
Patrick: Yep
Squidward: And that's the reason why he's dumb
Spat: Spongebob, i'm going to train
Spongebob: Okay and believe in yourself
(shows a montage of Spat training for the competition)
Spat: And i'm finished training
(The scene cuts to the day of the competition)
Perch Perkins: BREAKING NEWS! Today is the day of the Spatula Olympics. Thousands of spatulas have trained all over the world and this is the day to be crowned Spatula King.
Spat: I can't believe I am going to compete in this