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III's Coffee and Bombs (also sometimes SMG3's Coffee and Bombs) is a cafe across from The SMG4 Castle, where SMG3 currently resides. The building, in addition to serving various coffee-based drinks, also sells different types of bombs and is home to SMG3's underground lair, which he and Eggdog live in.
The cafe was first teased during SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2023, where as a reward to the viewers for getting the good ending, SMG3 decided to move out of the Internet Graveyard and begin construction on the cafe. The building was officially finished in SMG4: SMG3's BOMB CAFE, which depicted the cafe's opening. As of SMG4: SMG4 NEWS, the café is becoming unprofitable, leading to SMG3 being desperate, trying to find ways to promote his business and getting more profits.
History[]
SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2023[]
After SMG4 and SMG3 managed to reclaim SMG3's Sussy Notebook from Mario and Marty, he decided it was time to move out of the Starbucks in the Internet Graveyard and build a proper home back in the Mushroom Kingdom - he revealed to both SMG4 and the audience that since they got the good ending, he is going to begin construction on the cafe outside the SMG4 Castle. SMG4 jokily guesses that he wants to be closer with his friends, prompting a flustered reaction from 3.
SMG4: The Infestation[]
The cafe is seen under construction during this episode, with Mario and Eggdog assisting SMG3. In response to Depresso's rat infestation inside the SMG4 Castle, 3 cordons off the building as to not compromise the construction site, resulting in SMG4, Bob Bobowski, and Fishy Boopkins becoming trapped inside - 3 refuses to let them out until the rats are gone. At the end of the episode, when SMG4 calls Mario to dig out a tunnel for them to escape through, Depresso and the rats end up compromising the cafe anyway.
SMG4: SMG3's BOMB CAFE[]
The cafe is officially completed in this episode, which revolves around SMG3 attempting to run the cafe while SMG4's Gang hang out there.
SMG4: TRASH FRIENDS[]
SMG3 hasn't got a single customer coming to his cafe. When SMG4 tell him that he lost his USB drive containing the Michael Jordan endorsement video to gain some popularity, he reluctantly accepted to help him. After escaping the trash compactor, SMG3 finally got his hands on the USB drive. But it turned out it was actually the Mikel Jorden endorsement. This large amount of snails caused his cafe to be closed down.
Architecture[]
Exterior[]
From outside, the cafe is a large, cube-shaped building, made from dark wood and reinforced with studded iron at the corners. The front of the building has three lamps for illuminating the path, a metal sign that displays the cafe's name in glowing purple letters, and a purple-and-black striped awning. There are windows around the sides of the castle, and a glass door in the center leading inside.
The roof of the building is flat except for a pile of giant bombs, which are live and can be detonated. However, the bombs regenerate and cause no structural damage to the cafe when blown up.
Interior[]
Inside, the cafe has a plain wooden floor, along with white chairs and purple tables scattered evenly across the floor. There is a coffee machine by the counter along with a billboard showing everything for sale and how much it costs. To the left of that is "SMG3 Merch" where SMG3 appears to sell things that are not Coffee nor Bombs (among the things that can be seen that he is selling, one of them appears to be his own Marketable Plushie). To the left of that he sells bombs all on a shelf. There is a button that, when pushed, shows more bombs and weapons on discount.
Behind the counter, there is a room that SMG3 can run into that has a bookshelf in it. If a specific book is pulled, it reveals a secret elevator, which leads to SMG3's Lair
SMG3's Lair[]
Inside SMG3's Lair, there is a black carpet with golden lines as the design. Nearby the elevator is a statue made of pure gold, the statue appears to be a statue of SMG3. in front of the statue is SMG3's bed. To the left of the bed, there is a Snitch Productions sign. To the right of the bed is a shelf, where a picture of Terrance can be seen.
Restrooms[]
This made a small appearance in SMG4: The Inspection when Swagmaster69696969 needed to use it and finds III's bombs and that TF guy knocked out cold, only for SMG4 to act like it's his and dropped them all over the floor, closing the door after.
Employees[]
Appearances[]
Season 13[]
- SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2023 Mentioned Debut Constructing
- SMG4: The Infestation Constructing
- SMG4: SMG3's BOMB CAFE Official Debut Complete
- SMG4: The Inspection
- Mario opens Christmas Presents sent by YOU!
- SMG4: Christmas Wars
Season 14[]
- SMG4: You Used To Be Cool...
- SMG4: CEO OF RIZZ
- SMG4: SMG4 NEWS
- SMG4: TRASH FRIENDS
- SMG4: The Day My Arm Went Psycho Billboard
- SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION
- SMG4 Doesn’t Meme For 1 Second
- MEME HUNTERS
Trivia[]
- There are official logos for III's Coffee N' Bombs, however no PNG images have surfaced yet.
- The bomb on the menu is mostly nuclear bombs and the "Refined Uranium" is based on how nuclear bombs were made.
- The menu items are as follows.
- Coffee:
- $12 - MATCHA GUN POWDER LATTE
- $5 - SOY BOY FLAT WHITE
- $20 - Al Pacino
- $200 - Wake Me Up Before You Cocoa!
- $500 - Morning Brown
- Bombs:
- $300 - Tsar Bomba: named after the thermonuclear device developed by the Soviet Union that was test-detonated on October 30, 1961. From 50 to 58 megatons of TNT, it was the largest recorded nuclear explosion.
- $500 - Hydrogen bomb
- $1000 - Fat Man: named after the plutonium implosion-type bomb dropped by the United States on Nagasaki on August 9, 1945, killing 60,000-80,000 people.
- $2000 - Little Boy: named after the uranium gun-type bomb dropped by the United States on Hiroshima on August 6, 1945, killing 70,000-126,000 people.
- $5000 - Refined Uranium
- After the events of SMG4: SMG4 NEWS, III's 1% sale caused a decrease if business in SMG4: TRASH FRIENDS.
- Coffee:
References[]
- Wham!: One of the menu items is named "Wake Me Up Before You Cocoa!", which is a reference to the 1984 Wham song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go!".
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