Characters[]
Nat Peterson
Shubie
Susie
Baby Billy
Frankie-Billy
Nazz-Mimi
Nazz and Frankie's baby
Nancy Suzy Fish
Frank
Isabel
Harold
Abigail-Marge
Bus Driver
Glove World Owner
Truck Driver
World Record Official
Photographer
Ferris Wheel Worker
Tilt-A-Hurl Worker
Bumper Boat Worker
Ice Cream Stand Worker
Police Officer
Woman Police Officer
Master Control Room Workers
Other Police Officers
Transcript[]
(Scene cuts to Frankie-Billy coming home from work) Frankie walks into his house through the kitchen door.
Nazz: "Hi sweetie, how was work today?" Nazz puts a bottle in their baby's mouth.
Frankie: "It was great! Guess what I found in the dumpster next to my office on the way home?" Frankie pulls out three family passes to Glove World.
Nazz: "Three family passes to Glove World?! Well first go wash your hands. You know how filthy that dumpster is. But this is so exciting! Our baby's first trip to Glove World!" Nazz grabs the tickets from Frankie while he washes his hands.
Nazz: "Now who should we invite to come with us? Hmmm... It says here that each family can be no bigger than four. Sadie's family is six so we can't invite hers, and Patty doesn't have a family so we can't invite her either. I know! I'll invite Nancy! I'm sure her family would love to go." Nazz picks up the phone and calls Nancy.
(Scene cuts to Nancy cooking dinner in her house) The phone in Nancy's kitchen rings and she picks it up.
Nancy: "Hello?"
Nazz: "Hi Nancy! It's Nazz. Frankie found three family passes to Glove World, um, on the ground while he was on his way home from work today and we were wondering if maybe you and your family would like to come with us."
Nancy: "We'd love to! So what other family is going to be coming with us?"
Nazz: "Oh, um, I haven't figured that out yet. You're the first family I've asked."
Nancy: "Oh okay. Say, why don't you invite the Petersons?"
Nazz: "Shubie's family? Why should I invite them?"
Nancy: "Well having your daughter interact with other babies at such a young age can really enhance her development and give her a better chance at getting into Whale when she's older. There's a reason why I let Isabel play with Susie and all the other low IQ children in the neighborhood so often. You don't want your baby to end up like Debbie do you? An unintelligent teen whose going to go to Bikini Bottom Community College, work as a cashier for the rest of her life and probably get married three times to good for nothing deadbeats like Harold and Nathaniel. Trust me, she's much better off going to Whale, becoming a doctor and marrying a wealthy banker like my Isabel will."
Nazz: "Ok thanks for the advice, Nancy! I'll go ask Shubie now! See you tomorrow." Nazz hangs up the phone.
(Scene cuts to Shubie getting her mail the next morning) Nazz drives her boat up to Shubie.
Nazz: "Hi Shubie! Would your family like to come to Glove World this afternoon with mine and the Fishbowls? Frankie found three family passes on his way home from work yesterday."
Shubie: "Of course! Thanks so much for the invitation, Nazz! Susie will be so excited."
Nazz: "Great I'm so glad you can make it! Nancy told me that having my baby interact with yours could give her a better chance at getting into Whale."
Shubie: "Wait, Nancy said what?"
Nazz: "Nancy told me that having my daughter interact with other babies could give her a much better chance at getting into Whale which would give her a much brighter future."
Shubie: "Nazz, we'd still love to come but please don't listen to anything Nancy says about Whale. The last thing this neighborhood needs is another Whale obsessed mother."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie, Billy, Frankie, Nazz, Nazz's baby, Frank, Nancy and Isabel waiting at a bus stop) Frankie looks at his watch.
Frankie: "It should be here any second now." A bus pulls up to the bus stop. The driver opens the door, and everyone walks up the steps and onto the bus.
Bus Driver: "Hey, I know you. You're that handsome guy who used to work here a few years ago. You used to do the Rock Bottom route."
Nat: "Yep, that's me!"
Bus Driver: "Wow, I never thought I'd ever see you again. I remember the bus company was stunned when you quit. They never thought they'd lose their best driver. I always thought you quit because you were moving away."
Nat: "Oh no, I quit because I got a higher paying job working for Snail Po but then the Bikini Bottom branch closed down so I work at Sadie's Cookies now."
Bus Driver: "Oh is that the desert store in the mall? I've heard great things about it from some of the people I pick up at the bus stop in front of the mall. I'll have to check it out sometime."
Harold: "Hey Nat!" Nat looks over and sees Harold sitting behind the driver.
Nat: "Harold?"
Bus Driver: "You know this clown?"
Nat: "Of course I do. He's my best friend. What are you doing here, Harold?"
Harold: "I'm going to Glove World of course! Well that and talking to the gorgeous lady driving the bus." The bus driver rolls her eyes and sighs.
Bus Driver: "Thank Neptune Glove World is the next stop." Nat sits down next to Harold and the bus driver starts driving towards Glove World.
Nat: "So why are you going to Glove World today, Harold?"
Harold: "Oh, I always go to Glove World during the weekend. It's my favorite place to be. Well other than this bus." The bus stops.
Bus Driver: "We're here! Everyone getting off a Glove World, please exit now! Especially the blue fish behind me." Everyone gets off the bus.
Bus Driver: "Well it was nice seeing you again after so long, yellow. Oh, and please tell your friend there to stop flirting with me while I'm at work."
Nat: "Good to see you too. Tell the other drivers I said hi!" Nat gets off the bus. The bus driver closes the doors and drives away.
Shubie: "So what ride should we go on first?"
Harold: "How about the Ferris Wheel? That's my favorite ride!"
Nazz: "That's a great idea! My baby will love going on the Ferris Wheel! Let's go!" Everyone walks over to the Ferris Wheel.
(Scene cuts to Abigail-Marge ordering some food at an ice cream stand)
Abigail: "One carton of pistachio please." The carnival worker hands her a carton of pistachio ice cream.
Carnival Worker: "That'll be $23." Abigail hands him $23.
Abigail: "Say, you're a somewhat attractive guy. How'd you like to help me make somebody jealous?"
Carnival Worker: "Sorry but I'm not interested. I already have a girlfriend, ma'am."
Abigail: "Ma'am?! I'm no 'ma'am' I'm 34!"
Carnival worker: "Next!" Abigail sits down and starts eating the ice cream.
Abigail: "Oh yeah going to Glove World will totally get me over that guy who rejected me for some ugly pink moron. Thanks for the advice, Mom. Well at least I have this overpriced ice cream." Nat, Shubie and all of the others walk past her.
Nat: "Hey Shubie, maybe later today you and me can go through the Tunnel of Glove together. There's no one I'd rather go with but you."
Shubie: "Oh Nat, I'd love to. It'll be so romantic." Nat and Shubie hold hands.
Abigail: "Grrr... Now they're here too?!" Abigail angrily throws away the carton of ice cream. The carton lands in front of a building called The Master Control Room. Abigail smirks.
Abigail: "That gives me an idea." Abigail creeps over to the Master Control Room and sees a bunch of workers inside.
Abigail: "Free Krabby Patties for all Glove World employees!" All of the workers sprint out of the room. Abigail smirks.
Abigail: "Works every time." Abigail walks into the room. Abigail looks at a security camera and sees Nat, Shubie and the others waiting on line for the Ferris Wheel.
Abigail: "Oh they're at the Ferris Wheel? Let's listen in on what they're saying." Harold walks up to the Ferris Wheel through the camera but a worker stops him.
Ferris Wheel Worker: "I'm sorry, sir. No single riders."
Shubie: "Nat, why don't you go with Harold? I'll stay with the kids."
(Scene cuts to Abigail in the Master Control Room)
Abigail: "Aw, what a nice gesture by Shubie. But also a rather dumb one! Once everyone gets off the ride but Shubie I'll push this button and she'll be stuck there forever! Then Nat will have no choice but to spend time with me!" Abigail pushes a button on the control panel.
(Scene cuts to Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy on the Ferris Wheel)
Shubie: "Hey, what's going on? Why aren't we getting off the ride?" The worker scratches his head in confusion.
Worker: "That's odd. The ride must be jammed."
(Scene cuts back to Abigail in the Master Control Room)
Abigail: "My plan is working perfectly! Shubie will be stuck there for hours leaving Nat all to myself! Huh, what's this?"
(Scene cuts to Shubie, Susie and Billy on the Ferris Wheel)
Nat: "Shubie! Are you okay?" Shubie sees a truck carrying a bouncy castle driving towards the Ferris Wheel.
Shubie: "I'm fine, Nat! I have an idea! Grab onto Mommy, Susie. We're going to have to time this just right." Shubie grabs Susie and Billy and jumps off of the Ferris Wheel. Shubie lands on the bouncy castle. The bouncy castle pops on impact.
Truck Driver: "Oh come on! I just fixed that!"
Nat: "Wow Shubie, that was amazing! I thought you'd be stuck there for hours!"
(Scene cuts back to Abigail in the Master Control Room)
Abigail: "Oh so Shubie thinks she can ruin my plan and humiliate me, does she? Well just wait until I humiliate her at the Tilt-a-Hurl!" Abigail looks at the security camera and sees Nat, Shubie and the others walking towards the Tilt-a-Hurl. Abigail looks on the control panel and sees a microphone with a button under it that says PA System. Abigail smirks and pushes the button.
(Scene cuts to Shubie getting on the Tilt-a-Hurl)
PA System: "Attention Glove World! Will the large pink fish getting on the Tilt-a-Hurl please exit the ride immediately. You are way too fat to fit in any of the cars even if you rode in one by yourself and must get off the ride for the safety of everyone here at Glove World. Ha! Ha! Ha! How humiliating! Nat will finally be mine! Oh wait this thing's still on?" The PA system shuts off.
Nat: "What was that last part?"
Tilt-a-Hurl Worker: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave this ride, ma'am. You heard the PA system."
Shubie: "What?! But I can easily fit on this ride!"
Tilt-a-Hurl Worker: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm contractually obligated to listen to the PA system at all times." Shubie sighs and walks away.
Nat: "This is ridiculous! My wife is not fat she's the perfect size and she can definitely fit on this ride! She could fit on it if their were eight other people in a car with her! If you won't let her on this ride then I'm not going on it either!" Nat walks off the ride and over to Shubie. Shubie hugs Nat.
Shubie: "Oh Nat, that was so sweet." Shubie and Nat kiss.
(Scene cuts to Abigail in the control room)
Abigail: "What?! You've got to be kidding me! I just publicly humiliated Shubie in front of everyone at Glove World and Nat's kissing her?! I'm gonna have to take things up a notch." Nat, Shubie and the others walk over to the Bumper Boats through the security camera.
Abigail: "Aha! I wonder how she'll be feeling once I take over her bumper boat!" Abigail laughs maniacally before flipping a bunch of switches on the control panel to give her control of Shubie's bumper boat. Abigail grabs a joystick with the words Bumper Boat #9 written below it.
(Scene cuts to Shubie sitting her bumper boat) Her bumper boat starts moving forward without her doing anything.
Shubie: "What the..." Suddenly Shubie's boat flies all over the ride bouncing into every single boat like a pinball machine. Shubie's boat starts spinning uncontrollably as it bounces from boat to boat. Shubie's face turns green from the boat moving around so fast. Finally the ride ends and Shubie stumbles out of her boat. Shubie gags.
Frank: "Wow Shubie, that was amazing!"
Nazz: "Yeah Shubie, I never knew you were that good at bumper boats!"
Man: "Good?! She was stupendous! Congratulations lady! You just set the world record for hitting the most boats in a bumper boats game! You hit 67 more than the previous world record! Here's a plaque for your world record." The man hands her a plaque.
Lady: "Now say 'cheese!'!" The lady takes a picture of Shubie.
Nat: "Wow Shubie! I never thought I'd be married to a world record holder! I must be the luckiest man in the sea to have you."
(Scene cuts back to Abigail in the Master Control Room)
Abigail: "A world record?! Are you serious?! How does everything go right for this woman?! Wait a minute, I've got it! Maybe instead of trying to get Shubie away from Nat, I should get Nat away from Shubie! It's genius! And I know just how to do it." Abigail laughs maniacally.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie, Billy, Harold, Frankie, Nazz, Nazz's baby, Frank, Nancy and Isabel walking around Glove World)
Susie: "Hey, can we go in the House of Mirrors?"
Harold: "Oh, I wouldn't go in there. Legend has it that the house of mirrors is built on top of an old ride that was so scary they had to bury it underground and build the house of mirrors above it. At certain times though, it's said that the creepy animatronics from that old ride climb up into the house of mirrors and drag fish back down with them."
Shubie: "Oh, stop trying to scare the kids, Harold. I'm sure the House of Mirrors is perfectly safe."
(Scene cuts to Abigail in the Master Control Room)
Abigail: "Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that, Shubie."
(Scene cuts back to the House of Mirrors) Frank looks at a mirror that makes him look really tall. Harold looks at one that makes him look really short. Frankie looks at one that makes him look like he has a lot of muscles.
Frankie: "Wow, going to gym every day has really paid off!" Nazz walks over to the mirror.
Frankie: "Woah honey, you looked jacked too!"
Nazz: "That's a mirror, dear. We don't look like this in real life."
Isabel: "Hey mom, come look at this one!" Nancy and Isabel look at a mirror that makes them look fat.
Nancy: "I am not that fat!" Nancy kicks the mirror and it breaks.
Harold: "Oh no! You upset the creepy ride beneath us!"
Shubie: "Would you stop, Harold? There's nothing to be afraid of here. Let's keep going."
(Scene cuts to Abigail in the Master Control Room)
Abigail: "Only a few more steps now and Nat'll walk right into my trap. And then he'll be mine forever!" Abigail puts her hand on a lever titled Hall of Mirrors Trapdoor. Abigail sees Shubie and Susie walk past the trapdoor on the security cameras, followed by Nazz, Frank and Isabel. Finally Nat walks over to the trapdoor.
Abigail: "Only a few more steps... Now!" Abigail pulls the lever and a giant trapdoor opens in the House of Mirrors. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie fall down the hole.
Abigail: "Yes! My plan is working perfectly! Now all I need to do is rescue Nat from under the House of Mirrors and he'll instantly fall in love with me! And I'm sure those other fish will find their way out eventually. Don't worry Nat! Your true love is coming!" Abigail runs out of the Master Control Room and towards the House of Mirrors. Abigail runs behind the House of Mirrors and sees a staircase leading into the basement. Abigail runs down the stairs and into the basement. Shubie, Susie, Nazz, Frank and Isabel walk out of the House of Mirrors.
Susie: "Mom, where's Dad?"
Shubie: "I'm sure he's right behind us, Susie. He'll be out any minute now."
(Scene cuts to Shubie, Susie, Nazz, Frank and Isabel standing outside the House of Mirrors later in the day) Shubie looks at her watch.
Shubie: "Maybe he won't be out any minute now."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie under the House of Mirrors)
Frankie: "Where are we?"
Nat: "I don't know. It's too dark in here to see anything."
Harold: "Oh no we're in the haunted ride! We'll never get out of here! We're going to be stuck here forever! And I never got to tell Evelyn or Debbie my true feelings."
Nat: "Would you stop it Harold? We're going to be fine we just need to find a light switch of something."
Nancy: "Oh! Isabel gave me her glovelight that she won from the dart game." Nancy pulls out a glovelight out of her pocket. Nancy turns it on and sees a creepy animatronic clown staring back at her. Nancy drops the glovelight and screams. Nancy runs back and hugs Harold.
Nancy: "Ah! I hate clowns!"
Harold: "Nice." Nancy lets go of Harold and punches him in the face.
Nancy: "I'm a married woman! What are we going to do Nat?"
Nat: "I don't know. There has to be a way out of here. Don't worry about the clown though. It's not moving. There's no power in this ride." Nat picks up the glovelight. The clown's hand moves slightly. Nancy screams and hugs Nat.
Nancy: "The clown! Its hand just moved!"
Frankie: "Let's get out of here!" Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie sprint away from the clown. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie then run into a wall and fall down. The glovelight falls out of Nat's hand and breaks on the floor. Someone screams.
Nat: "Nancy! Would you stop screaming?"
Harold: "Actually that time, it was me."
(Scene cuts to the police searching through the House of Mirrors) A police officer walks up to Shubie.
Police Officer: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Peterson, we've searched every inch of this building and haven't found any signs of your husband or the others who went missing. Are you sure they didn't go into the basement?"
Shubie: "Yes I'm sure! They were right behind us there's no way they could've gone into the basement! Can you please check again? They have to be in there." The police officer nods and walks back into the House of Mirrors. A man walks up to them.
Glove World Owner: "Hello, I'm the owner of this amusement park. I'm very sorry to hear about your loved ones. As compensation we'd like to offer you some free soda coupons for any sodas purchased at the food court!" Nazz smacks the coupons out of his hand.
Nazz: "We don't want your lousy coupons! I want my husband back!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie in the basement)
Nancy: "What's that? I hear something coming closer!"
Harold: "We're all gonna die!"
Frankie: "Actually that's just my stomach. I haven't eaten in hours because someone had already bought the last carton of ice cream at the food court."
Nat: "There's gotta be a way out of here. Come on guys, start feeling the walls for a light switch or a door knob or something." Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie begin to touch the walls.
Harold: "Hey! I found a button on the wall! Maybe it'll show us the exit!" Harold pushes a button and an old animatronic shark lights up in front of them.
Animatronic Shark: "Hello! I'm Bully the Bullshark! Are you kids ready to have some fun?" The shark walks towards them and then falls on the ground and breaks. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie scream and run away. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie run into another wall.
Nat: "We really have to stop running into walls. Alright guys, you know what to do. There's gotta be something on the wall that can help us." Everyone starts touching the walls again.
Frankie: "Hey! I think I found a light switch! We'll finally be able to get out of here!" Frankie flips the switch and an old animatronic dolphin lights up.
Animatronic Dolphin: "Hello! I'm Dolphy the Dolphin! Wanna play with me?" The dolphin runs towards them.
Nat: "This one can run?! Let's get out of here!" Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie run away.
Animatronic Dolphin: "Let me turn on my other friends and we can all play!"
Harold: "It can turn on its other friends too?! What kind of programming is that?" The dolphin begins to turn on the other animatronics.
Nancy: "We're all going to die! I just wanted Isabel to go to Whale!" The dolphin turns on an animatronic whale.
Animatronic Whale: "Hello! I'm Wally the Whale!"
Nat: "Whale? That's it Nancy! You're a genius! Hey, Wally!"
Animatronic Whale: "Wanna play?"
Nat: "We'd love to!"
Frankie: "Nat, what on earth are you doing?"
Nat: "Just trust me. Everyone stop running and follow my lead." The whale runs over to them.
Nat: "Okay everyone, jump onto its head!" Everyone jumps onto the whale's head.
Nancy: "Ah! This is so creepy!"
Frankie: "Ew! This whale hasn't been cleaned in ages."
Nat: "Everyone gather around the blowhole! Quickly! This better work." Everyone gathers around the blowhole.
Animatronic Whale: "Hey, you kids wanna play with my blowhole? He! He! He! Okay! Three... two... one!" The whale shoots them out of his blowhole. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie fly through the floor of the House of Mirrors and then through the roof of the building. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie fall onto the ground outside of the House of Mirrors. Nat, Harold, Nancy and Frankie groan in pain from the fall.
Shubie: "Oh, Nat! Thank Neptune you're okay! Me and the kids were worried sick about you." Shubie lifts up Nat and kisses him on the cheek. Nazz hugs Frankie and Nancy and Frank hug too. The police run over to them. Harold gets off the ground.
Harold: "Can I get a hug?"
Woman Officer: "Ew! No way!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie, Baby Billy, Frankie, Nazz, Nazz's baby, Frank, Nancy, Isabel and Harold waiting at the bus stop to go home) A bus pulls up to the bus stop.
Bus Driver: "Oh no, not again."
Harold: "Hey gorgeous, how was your day today? Have you been thinking about me? Because I've been thinking of you!" The bus driver pulls out a bottle of pepper spray and sprays Harold.
Harold: "My eyes! They burn! Oh the pain is unbearable!" Nat walks onto the bus.
Bus Driver: "So how was your trip to Glove World?" Nat laughs.
Nat: "It was interesting to say the least." A police officer walks up to Shubie as she's about to get onto the bus.
Police Officer: "Excuse me, Mrs. Peterson, but are you sure that this is everyone who was trapped in the House of Mirrors? A woman told one of our officers that she saw a blue woman wearing a purple dress and black shoes walk into the building."
Shubie: "A blue woman wearing a purple dress? The only women that were with us were me, Nazz and Nancy and we're all here. She must've been mistaken."
(Scene cuts to Abigail in the basement)
Abigail: "Oh why does it have to be so dark in here? It'll take me forever to find Nat." Abigail sees a light coming towards her.
Abigail: "That must be Nat! Don't worry Nat! I'm here to save you! Hey wait a minute, you're not Nat!"
Animatronics: "Does someone need a hug?" Abigail screams.
(Scene ends)