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"You Rat dumb Stinky Thing! You make Me So mad!"


Dirt Beer Guy (formerly Root Beer Guy), also known as Candy Person 28, Is the Leader of Banana Guard team.

Appearance[]

Prior to his death and resurrection, Root Beer Guy looked like a generic root beer float, with a face full of root beer and vanilla ice cream on his head. A drinking straw protrudes from the ice cream. His face was surrounded by glass, and originally he wore a red suit with red- and white-striped arms and legs similar to the drinking straw. As of "Root Beer Guy" his face and body remained the same, but his arms and legs are solid red. Later in the episode after becoming Captain of the Banana Guard he wore a blue policeman's uniform which included a necktie and hat with a badge on it.

Captain Root Beer Guy

Captain Root Beer Guy

When he was resurrected in "Cherry Cream Soda," Root Beer Guy no longer has a head filled with root beer. Instead, his head is a mason jar filled with sandy dirt and his remaining root beer and his body is composed of soil. In addition to the new appearance, he now possesses super-human strength and the ability to create plants at will. He also has a plant sticking out of his head, replacing his straw.

Personality[]

Root Beer Guy is shown to have a keen, analytical mind and deductive capabilities. He is a fan of detective and crime stories. He has a no-nonsense, straight-to-the-point demeanor, emulating the hard-boiled detectives he liked to read about. He has a tendency towards obsessive-compulsiveness, due to this he could be oblivious to others' feelings, such as his wife's. He was depressed and anxious for much of his solo episode, reflected in his dissatisfaction in his job and inability to finish his detective novel but gradually became more active and brave as he investigated Princess Bubblegum's "kidnapping." At episode's end, he was shown to have become a happier person by taking action, had reinvigorated his relationship with his wife, and given up his fantasy life in favor of a real adventure as chief of the Banana Guards.

He likes to say "Bingo, Bango" when fortune worked in his favor, much like his character Joe Milkshake. Joe was clearly a self-insert of Root Beer Guy, and his fictional life is the life of excitement Root Beer Guy craved, as he was dissatisfied with his own humdrum existence. This was likely why, when he got his new job, he threw away his typewriter.

Role in the series[]

Crossover Time[]

"Evilheart"[]

When He Make his Debuted She Make Him Mad.

"Pickles"[]

He Is Very Mad With Cherry Cream Soda.

"Wormmy"[]

He Vomting on Cola That think Wormy is The Monster.

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • According to Jack Pendarvis, who voiced Root Beer Guy and wrote the character's death, he was killed off to provide an explanation as to why the Banana Guards remained so incompetent despite his leadership.
  • He and Cherry Cream Soda never dated before their wedding, because their marriage was at the same time as their creation. Due to this, they started dating after the events of "Cherry Cream Soda".
  • In the flying Human City, there's a bar named "DirtBeer Guy's Up-Ton X-Press". It is currently unknown if he has any connection with that place.
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