| Rubix Cubes | |
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| File:RubixCubesBSEpisode.png | |
| Series | Basket Sponge |
| Season | 2 |
| Episode | 13 |
| Airdate | June 9, 2015 |
| Story by | Doctor Bugs |
| Written by | Doctor Bugs |
| Directed by | Doctor Bugs |
| Animation director(s) | SBCA |
| Title card by | WumboMan900 |
Rubix Cubes is the 13th episode of season 2 of Basket Sponge.
Plot[]
Two nerds, Edison and Philbert, move to Bikini Bottom in hopes to become the janitors at the Bulldogs' gym.
Story[]
Squidward: (twerking to the song 'Anaconda')
LeBron: Are you finished?
Squidward: Sorry.
LeBron: Now, team, we had a humiliating defeat last night.
Patrick: Hey, COUCH! (sits on LeBron)
LeBron: This gets old. Fast.
Lexi: (smacks Patrick on the butt)
Patrick: That turns me on, babe! (walks toward her, grinning)
LeBron: The Barrier Reef Barnacles kicked our butts last night.
Larry: It's all because of SpongeBob! (punches SpongeBob in the gut)
SpongeBob: (vomits all over the floor)
Edison: Don't worry! We got it!
[Two nerds carrying mops approach the vomit]
LeBron: Who are you?
Philbert: Do you remember us?
Edison: We met in Cleveland.
Larry: Oh, yeahh. You're the nerdy security guards I knocked out with a crow bar!
LeBron: You helped Justin capture me!
Edison: Justin is a bad man. We betrayed him, remember? That's the reason your alive.
Philbert: According to our scientistic calculations.
LeBron: What are you doing here.
Edison: In order to make peace with your team, we've traveled to become the janitors here!
LeBron: We don't really need janitors....I mean all we do here is-
Philbert: We'll do it for free!
LeBron: You're hired!
Edison: Awesome! Time to clean up this vomit!
Larry: Thanks, guys. SpongeBob is quite the pig.
SpongeBob: That wasn't my fault!
Plankton: You're disgusting.
Edison: Ahhh! A germ! (scoops up Plankton, throws him away)
Plankton: NOOOOOooooooo.......
Krabs: Hahah! That's where garbage belongs! (trips and sprains his leg) AHHH!!!!
[Larry pulls LeBron outside for a minute]
Larry: You think we can trust these guys?
LeBron: Who care? Free janitors!
Larry: And......?
LeBron: Free labor! You with me, homie?
Larry: Not really. They tried to KILL us!
LeBron: But they saved our lives. I'm sure we can trust them.
Larry: But still!
LeBron: They're the only humans in Bikini Bottom other than myself. Except for mermen....
Larry: If they try anything funny, I still got my crow bar.
Edison: (pops out of nowhere) Let me polish your crow bar for you.
Larry: Wow.....thanks!
Philbert: You look like you could use a foot massage, Coachy!
LeBron: Awesome! You nerds rock!
Edison: We prefer 'techno geeks'. The term 'nerd' is an acronym for Neurotic Extraterrestials Riding Donkeys.
Larry: That's so wrong.
LeBron: Who cares? Foot massage, baby! Get in between the toes, dawg!
Philbert: As you wish, Master/
LeBron: Master? Haha, sweet! I could get used to this!
[The next day, the team is playing a game against the Mayan Mermen]
Edison: (before the game, he gives all the players a back massage) You can do it, team! I have faith in you!
Philbert: (still massaging LeBron's feet) Can I stop now?
LeBron: No.
Edison: You guys need some water bottles! (runs and fills up some water bottles) Here ya go!
SpongeBob: We kinda live underwater, but thanks!
[The game goes succesfully; the Bulldogs win]
Squidward: I've never felt so MOTIVATED!
Krabs: Remember Practice Makes Perfect.....
Squidward: Shuddap!
Edison: Great game!
Philbert: You guys are awesome!
[The next day, at practice]
LeBron: Team, let's work on shooting skills. (swishes a 3-pointer) That's how you do it.
Krabs: (whistles)
SpongeBob: Impressive!
Patrick: Look at Lexi's butt!
Lexi: (blushes)
[Edison and Philbert are polishing windows, talking amongst themselves]
Edison: OMG, I solved a Rubik's Cube in .03 seconds last night.
Philbert: Fun fact, it's spelled “Rubik's Cube” but pronounced “Rubix Cube”.
Edison: Lolz.
Larry: (watching them from a distance) I think they're up to something....
LeBron: Larry! What are you doing? Get your head out of the clouds!
Larry: Edison and Philbert.....I think they're in a conspiracy.....
LeBron: Will you shut up about that?
Larry: Think about it! They're just TOO helpful! And too....perky......and nerdy....
LeBron: Are any of those things a problem? Not really!
Larry: I wanna beat them up....
LeBron: If you beat them up, you're off the team! (walks away)
Larry: Grrrr......I'm gonna prove they're up to something....
[That night, Larry sneaks out of his house; he tiptoes down to the gym where Edison & Philbert are spending the night. He puts his ear against the door]
Edison: (on the phone) Yes, Operation Bikini Bottom Kidnap is a go.
Larry: (gasps)
Philbert: (talking into the phone) Yes, we plan to hit LeBron's house at midnight.
Larry: (outside) Oh no! Coach!
Edison: (on the phone) Yes, we promise to have him back to Cleveland by morning. Over and out, Justin.
Larry: JUSTIN? You're still working for that DIP WAD!!!!
Edison: Did you hear something outside?
[They look outside, and Larry is standing outside]
Philbert: He knows too much! Let's get 'em!
Larry: (knocks them both out with a crow bar) Or nah...........I gotta warn Coach!
[Larry runs to LeBron's house, and busts through the window]
LeBron: (dreaming) Oh....Nicki Minaj.....haha.....
Larry: (shaking him) COACH! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
LeBron: (wakes up) AHHH!!!! (hits Larry with a crow bar)
Larry: OW! Where'd you get a crow bar?
LeBron: Larry, get out of my house or I'll call the police!
Larry: Listen! I heard Edison and Philbert talking on the phone.....to JUSTIN!
LeBron: Justin? That dip wad!
Larry: Exactly!
LeBron: What'd they say?
[Justin breaks through the roof in a helicopter]
Justin: (jumps out) Greetings, my friends.
Larry: Grrrrr, you demonic soul!
Justin: Ouch, such harsh words. Haha.
LeBron: (becoming tense)
Justin: I received a phone call my henchmen.
LeBron: I can't believe it.....they were the best janitors ever....
Justin: All good things must come to an end.
Larry: …..
Justin: Just like your LIFE! (points a gun at LeBron and Larry)
Larry: (puts his hands up) Don't shoot!
LeBron: (points a bazooka towards Justin) Surprise, Justin!
Justin: Holy, shi-
LeBron: Drop your gun.
Justin: (drops his pistol)
LeBron: Now get in your helicopter, leave Bikini Bottom, leave the entire ocean. Move to a random country in the Middle East, and never come back or I'll SHOOT YOU!
Justin: (panicking) Now, now, let's-
LeBron: (shoots him in the leg)
Justin: GAHHHH!!! I'm leaving!!!!! (jumps in the helicopter and flies away)
[Edison and Philbert are bit dazed and confused after beings hit with a crow bar by Larry; they waddle slowly towards LeBron's house]
Larry: Aww! Not you two!
LeBron: What should we do with them, Larry? Your call.
Larry: (grins)
[Larry beats them each 10 times in the head with a crow bar]
LeBron: Is that all?
Larry: Nope.
[The next day, LeBron looks at The Krusty Krab menu]
[The menu reads: Try our all new Nerd Burgers! For a limitted time only!]
LeBron: (to Larry) …...that's sick.
Larry: (chewing) You gotta try these things. They're delicious!
Krabs: Arg! Arg! Arg! Anything for the money! I wish I knew what was in these things.....
Larry: (giggles)