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Samuel "Sam" Goldberg is a major character of the Crossover Time series, and one of the two main protagonists (alongside Coolermaster) of its spin-off series Guards N' R****ds.

Appearance[]

TBA

Personality[]

Most of the time, Sam acts as the straight yet an honorable man of the Guards N' R****ds duo, as he is typically a no-nonsense, hard-working, and grounded individual. However, he does display a noticeable level of reluctance and frustration with both his job and his coworkers; particularly with his partner, Cooler.

Compared to Cooler, Sam is far more intelligent, usually being the one to come up with the plans during a situation, with varying degrees of success. Despite his annoyance with his partner, Sam will sometimes use Cooler's idiotic habits to work with his plans. Such examples include announcing a fake "Cooler Party" in order to lure Cooler to where Sam is after he and Sergeant Mark are captured by the Butt Ninja and his boss; as well as convincing Swag to go flirt with a random woman on the beach so Sam can enjoy his vacation in peace.

While Sam can sometimes come off a bitter and spiteful man due to his frustrations, he does occasionally show a more sympathetic side, such as when he was worried about Cooler dying after he is assaulted by the Butt Ninja, as well as when he feels guilty for previously yelling at Cooler for ruining their vacation. There are also times when he willingly joins in on some of Cooler's antics in order to try to relax.

Criminal Record[]

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Unlike Coolermaster, Sam is more sane than Swag so his crimes are way less.

  • Extortion: TBA
  • Accomplice Witness: TBA

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Trivia[]

  • According to Coolermaster, Sam's full name is Christopher Gordman as shown in Guards N' R****ds: Le Train Breach. It is unknown if it is his real name or not.
  • According to Let's Works at Mcdonald's, he is suicidal, and wishes to die.
    • His wish gets granted in the same video, but he somehow breaks the permanent death rule and comes back to life immediately.
  • While he was always more serious and rational than Cooler, in his earlier appearances, he did have similar characteristics to him such as saying "lol" and agreeing to perform insane activities with Cooler.
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