Sketches To Challenge The Viewer is the first episode of The Life and Times of Squidward Tentacles.
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-Solitude in E-Minor-
Squidward : And now for our first sketch, SpongeBob's schedule.
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SpongeBob: Hmm, Sunday. Time to annoy Squiddy! Hooray!
-a bunch of fish pop out from SpongeBob's calendar-
Fish (in unison) : Hooray!
-Sketch suddenly pauses and another SpongeBob walks on screen-
SpongeBob : Hey, Octoward! You know very well I don't act like that, fishdick.
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-Audience laughing-
Squidward : Time for a sketch break and for some stand-up comedy.
-Squidward stands up and a crewman takes away his chair.-
Squidward : The other day, I was walking to the Krusty Krab, to make a living, of course I wouldn't buy the fucking disgusting food there and SpongeBob was sitting at the table, dick halfway in a kitchen sponge.
-The audience laughs-
Squidward : I wondered why he was sitting at the table doing it, but it turns out that it was Sunday and I actually didn't need to work at all.
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Squidward Tentacles : Hello, Television audience and welcome back to THE FOURTH WALL!
-A wall crumbles in the room while Squidward makes explosion noises-
Squidward : Now it's time to pick a member, Billy, you're up!
-Outside of show universe-
Little Billy : Hehe, that's me!
-Squidward makes explosion noises and the crumbling wall crushes him-
-Technical difficulties-