| Who's the MVP? | |
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| Series | Basket Sponge |
| Season | 2 |
| Episode | 20 |
| Airdate | June 2015 |
| Story by | Doctor Bugs |
| Written by | Doctor Bugs |
| Directed by | Doctor Bugs |
| Animation director(s) | SBCA |
| Title card by | WumboCombo |
Who's the MVP? is the 20th episode of Season 2 of Basket Sponge.
It is the 41st overall episode of the series.
Plot[]
Larry wants to win "Most Valuable Player" at the team's award ceremony, but Lexi thinks she can beat him; Justin Hunt revives Edison and Philbert to sabotage the award ceremony.
Story[]
[Justin Hunt slowly walks around his dark lair; we see him pull a lever, and a small chamber begins to ignite with electricity]
Justin: (chuckling) Arise, my creations. Arise.
Edison: (arises) I arised.
Philbert: (arises) Arsose.
Edison: Oh, yes. Pardon my language.
Justin: You're back! Wonderful! Now, I can finally get my revenge-
Edison: Technically, we're not your creations, by the way.
Justin: Oh, really? What were you 5 minutes ago?
Edison: Dead.
Justin: And what are you now?
Philbert: Revived.
Justin: That makes you MINE.
Edison: But, Sir, we're human beigns-
Justin: MINE.
Philbert: (sigh) Yes, Sir.
Justin: Now, go to Bikini Bottom. And unleash my wrath upon the Bulldogs! Bring me every last one of them!
Edison: Not just LeBron?
Justin: Oh ho ho. My wrath has grown to so much more.
Philbert: Sir-
Justin: To Bikini Bottom! Now!
Edison: How do we know when to capture them?
Justin: (shows them a video screen of the Bulldogs' gym) I've been watching them on this camera screen for several months, now.
Edison: That's creepy.
Philbert: #stalkeralert
Justin: Shuddap! Now, LeBron has stated the team is holding an award ceremony tonight. All residents of Bikini Bottom will gather at The Krusty Krab at 10 pm. I want you to sabatoge the event.
Edison: We're on it, Sir!
Philbert: Aye-aye!
Justin: And if you fail, you know what happens.
Edison: Off with our heads.
Philbert: #aliceinwonderland
Justin: GO! (sends them away)
[Scene changes to Larry and Lexi arm wrestling in the Bulldogs' gym]
Larry: (struggling) Grrrr..........
Lexi: (winning) ….
[Lexi wins, as Larry's arm hits the table]
Larry: DANG IT! I've never lost!
Lexi: Well, now you have.
Larry: Grrr...
SpongeBob: Good job, Lexi!
Patrick: (drooling) That's my babe!
Squidward: Finally, someone around here who can teach Larry a lesson.
Larry: Shuddap! Arm strength isn't everything!
Lexi: You don't think I could beat you?
Larry: Show me watcha got, woman.
[Lexi and Larry charge at eachother]
Lexi: (picks up Larry and slams him down and stomps on him)
[Everyone cheers]
Lexi: Good try, Larry.
Larry: Grrrr....atleast I can beat you in BASKETBALL! That's what really matters here!
LeBron: Oh, snap, sounds like a match of 1-on-1 to me!
Krabs: Oh yeah!
Larry: (getting nervious) Wait.....uh....really....
Lexi: What's the matter, Larry? You scared?
Larry: (sweating vigorously) Umm, well, you see......my doctor recommended...
Lexi: (violently grabs his shoulders) 1-on-1. NOW.
Larry: (gulp) Of course.
[The rest of the team gets on the bleachers]
LeBron: Lexi vs Larry. First to score 5 baskets win. Ready....set....PLAY!
[Larry dribbles down the court; Lexi scoops the ball out of his hand and makes a layup on the other end]
Larry: What? Impossible!
[He gets the ball, dribbles down, but she steals it a 2nd time and makes a layup]
Larry: How are you doing that?
Lexi: (wink)
[He gets the ball again, and dribbles to the 3-point line; he shoots, but she blocksk his shot; she takes the ball and swishes from the half-court line]
Larry: This is getting PERSONAL!
[He takes the ball violently down the court; he shoots and misses; she gets the rebound and dribbles down the court and dunks]
LeBron: One more basket, and Lexi will win!
Larry: Not on MY WATCH!
[He dribbles to the half-court line and tries to shoot but he airballs; Lexi catches it and shoots all the way from the other end of the court, and swishes perfectly]
Larry: GRRR!!! You know what happened to the LAST person that was better than me?
[Patrick shoves Larry into a box and mails him to Cleveland]
Patrick: All better!
LeBron: Lol. Maybe he'll be back in time for the award cermony tonight.
Krabs: At the Krusty Krab! It's great for business! (eyes turn into $$$)
Squidward: I wanted to go to Taco Hell....
Krabs: Hey!
SpongeBob: What kind of awards will be given out?
LeBron: Well, we've got Stupidest...
Patrick: Me!
LeBron: Fattest...
Krabs: Me!
LeBron: Smallest...
Plankton: (sigh) Me...
LeBron: Most Improved...
SpongeBob: Me!
LeBron: Biggest Jerk.
[Scene cuts to an airplane flying]
Larry: (muffled voice from inside) Me!
[Scene cuts back to the Bulldogs' gym]
LeBron: And many others.
Squidward: What about MVP?
Krabs: Larry won it last year.
Lexi: But he's not winning it THIS year!
LeBron: Why not?
Lexi: Well, you just saw me beat him!
LeBron: Yeah, but he's the biggest threat to other teams.
Lexi: Are you kidding? I've scored more than him, and I've only been here for one season!
LeBron: Well, I'll make my mind up before the ceremony.
Patrick: It better be Lexi! It's so obvious!
Lexi: Thanks, Patrick.
Patrick: I got you, bae.
LeBron: Well, practice is dismissed. I'll be seeing you all tonight at the Krusty Krab at 10 pm.
Squidward: Is it too late to switch to Taco Hell?
Krabs: Squidward!
[That night, outside the Krusty Krab]
Edison: (outisde) Stick to the plan, Phil.
Philbert: Roger that, Ed.
[They each put on chicken suits, and waddle inside]
Krabs: Ladies and gentlefish, settle down now...
[The place is crowded, everyone is having their own converstaions at their tables]
Krabs: Ahem! Is this microphone on?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, that's a spoon.
Krabs: (looks at it) ….is this spoon on?
LeBron: (gets a microphone) Can I have you attention please.
[Everyone listens attentively]
Krabs: Filthy jerks......
LeBron: We're about to begin the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs' second annual Award Ceremony!
[Everyone claps]
Krabs: Don't forget to but extra Krabby Patties!
[….cricket, cricket, cricket.....]
Krabs: You people piss me off..... (waddles away)
LeBron: Now, without further ado, I'd like to present a metal to each and every one of my players, simply for participating in the soon-to-be-over season.
[Everyone claps]
LeBron: First up, SpongeBob SquarePant!
[The crowd claps as SpongeBob walks up to the stage, receives his award, and fist-bumps LeBron]
LeBron: Next up, Squidward Tentalces!
[He appears to be gone]
LeBron: Has anyone seen Squidward?
SpongeBob: He was just here!
[Scene cuts to Squidward eating tacos at Taco Hell]
Carlos: Es muy bien?
Squidward: Si, un juegete. Si, mucho!
[Scene cuts back to the ceremony]
LeBron: Alriiight. Next up, Eugine Krabs!
[….cricket, cricket, cricket.....]
Krabs: (receieves the award) You still piss me off....
LeBron: Next, Larry the Lobster!
[He is also missing]
Patrick: (whispers into LeBron's ear)
LeBron: Oh, riiight. Forgot about that.
Patrick: Yeah.
LeBron: Moving on. Next up we have our newest player, Lexi Flynn!
[The audience claps as she goes on stage and receives her award]
Patrick: (whistles and hollers at her) You're sexy babe!
LeBron: And last, but certainly least....Patrick Star!
[Patrick goes on stage, as no one aplauds]
Patrick: Woo-hoo! (starts twerking) My anaconda DON'T!
LeBron: Please sit down, Patrick. Now, that's the participation awards. Moving on to the personal-
Plankton: What about ME???
LeBron: And you are?
Plankton: One of your PLAYERS!
LeBron: Hmmm....doesn't ring a bell.
Plankton: I've been here since day 1! In fact, 2 seaons!
LeBron: Security! Get this little autistic dude outta here!
Krabs: Yeah! He's probably trying to steal me formuler!
[Two giants dudes pick up Plankton, and chuck him outisde, and he flies toward the Chum Bucket]]
Plankton: You'll regret this one DAAAAY!!!! (splat)
[Inside]
LeBron: Now, on to the personal awards.
[Everyone claps]
LeBron: The Fattest Player award....none other than, Mr. Krabs!
Krabs: Called it! (runs onstage) Thanks, everyone, I love you all!
[….cricket, cricket, cricket....]
Krabs: YOU PISS ME OFF.
Mrs. Puff: (clapping) Woo-hoo! Good job, honey!
Krabs: (to the crowd) That's my girlfriend! Also quite fat. Like me.
Mrs. Puff: (gets an angry look, runs outside)
Krabs: Tee-hee.....well, now she used to be my girlfriend.
LeBron: Get off the stage! (punches him off the stage) Next up, Most Improved...
[The audience watches]
LeBron: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yeah! (receives the award)
LeBron: Stupidest....take a guess.
Audience: PATRICK!
LeBron: Yep.
Patrick: I'm flattered. (gets his award, sits back down)
Lexi: (kisses him)
[The ceremony drags on; we see Edison and Philbert in their chicken costumes]
Philbert: Is it time to strike yet?
Edison: Not yet.
Philbert: Well when?
Edison: I'll say when.
[On stage]
LeBron: And now, we have the final, and most important award of the night. This is the most flattering, honorable, and over-all respectable award of the night. It is Most Valuable Player.
Patrick: It's you, babe. I just know it.
Lexi: I hope so...
LeBron: This person has displayed passion, dignity, and-
Krabs: GET ON WITH THE DAMN THING.
LeBron: (sigh) Fine. The winner of the award is-
[Larry busts into the restaurant]
Larry: Hold it right THERE.
LeBron: Oh, Larry. What a surprise.
Larry: (grabs him by the collar) Listen up, punk.
LeBron: (gulp)
Pearl: (watching from her table) He's soooo dreamy.
Larry: I traveled here by foot.
LeBron: ….
Larry: From CLEVELAND.
LeBron: Whoa....
Larry: Which is ABOVE GROUND, GENIUS.
LeBron: No shit, that's mah home slice.
Larry: I'll tell ya what's gonna be sliced. You're NECK. If you don't give me that effing award.
LeBron: (sweating) I, I....didn't think you were gonna be here. I mean, I know Cleveland's just so far, and...
Larry: ZIP IT, NUMBSKULL!
[Lexi runs to him and flips him upside down]
Larry: AND YOU!
Lexi: Yes? (puts her hands on her hips)
Larry: You're the ONLY ONE who stands in my way!
Lexi: We all know I can beat you up. Easily.
Larry: That's not true...
[The team bursts into laughter]
SpongeBob: Not true? Are you kidding me!
Krabs: She can beat all of us up!
LeBron: Even me!
Larry: (sweating) Yeah, but, I'm stronger than you losers.
Lexi: Amuse me. Let's fight again, tough guy.
[The audience begins chanting]
Audience: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!
Lexi: You scared?
Larry: I've had enough. (charges at her in rage)
[Lexi kicks him in the face, and he falls down; she stands on top of him and begins stomping him repetitively; she then grabs his arms and twists them until they snap]
Larry: AHH!!! I surrender! I surrender!
Lexi: You know what? I think it's time someone teaches you a lesson.
[The audience is cheering]
Pearl: Noooooo!!! My dream boat!!!!
[Lexi lights a small rocket, and ties his foot to it]
Lexi: I think you'll enjoy a trip. A little further than Cleveland this time.
Larry: (gulp) How...how far? Neptune?
'Lexi: Further.
Larry: Where?
'Lexi: Pluto.
Larry: That's not even a PLANET! You are sick, woman!
Lexi: Bye, bye.
[Edison and Philbert take off their costumes and run towards the rocket]
Edison: Omg! That's a limmitted addition TurboBooster 2015!
Philbert: Lol. We are such nerds. Let's take this baby!
[The two of them try grabbing the rocket, but it launches into outer space. Larry, Edison, and Philbert blast out of the restaurant]
LeBron: …..
[The audience claps]
LeBron: You people clap for everything.
Krabs: Except for me! :(
Pearl: Booooo!!!!!
Krabs: Oh, atleast I got a “boo” that time. By my own daughter...
LeBron: Well, after that long delay, I believe it's time to present this final award of honor.
[The audience cla-]
LeBron: SHUDDAP!
[…....]
LeBron: The award for Most Valuable Player goes to....Lexi Flynn!
[The audience hesitates]
LeBron: Now you can clap.
[The audience claps]
Lexi: (goes on stage) Thank you, LeBron. It is truly an honor.
LeBron: You deserved, Lexi. You deserved it. Your skills and strength surpass everyone here, including myself....and I'm an NBA pro.
Lexi: Haha, don't say that.
LeBron: It's true!
Lexi: I know, lol! Just trying to stay a little bit humble...but it's hard.
[Patrick runs on stage and begins making out with her]
[The audience claps for them]
Krabs: Krabby Patties are 1 cent off!
[…...]
Krabs: I hate y'all.