You Used To Be Cool...

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You Used To Be Cool... is the second episode of Season 14 and the eight hundred and sixtieth overall to be uploaded on the Crossover Time & SMG4 channel.

This episode was aired on January 20, 2024.

Synopsis[]

SMG3's tries to defeat the washed villain allegations.

Plot[]

The episode starts with an outside pan of III's Coffee N’ Bomb's shop, the door opens to a busy SMG3, giving everyone orders. When telling Eggdog if he made any coffee yet, he just acts like a dinosaur. Offscreen an angry customer, shown to be Steve, asked for turkey despite not being on the sandwich. Steve comments to 3 , "That's right, you stinky jacka$$!", raging him. SMG3 ends up adding ‘evil villain tax’ for 99999999999$ for Steve’s bill. SMG3 claims Steve has been fooled, and walks off; bumping into Eggman.

The latter greets him, but Eggman is disgusted by his ‘non-evil actions’. Eggman notices that SMG3 has been ‘disgracing his villain title’. SMG3 denies this and says he’s still the best bad-guy in the world. He tries committing multiple atrocities to prove it, such as knocking JubJub’s ice-cream, robbing a bank (which failed because he messed up his line), attempting to poison Swag (but he ended up killing himself, revived), vandalising art and stealing Boopkins’ car. Eggman finds this concerning, and decides SMG3 needed help to once again revert back to a villain.

SMG3 is annoyed that he is put into Villain’s Anonymous, the club which is similar to Wreck-It-Ralph's. Kermit, their leader/teacher; asks the new members to introduce themselves. Waluigi, who is sick of selling tacos and that no one can take him seriously since after The Waluigi Arc. Boopkins said he joined because he wants to get revenge on the person who stole his car (SMG3); but also to make friends. The other villains were distraught by what he just said, and threw him out the window. SMG3 said he has been acting more good often, and that ‘he needed a refresh’ , although he was already evil.

Kermit had planned a lesson where they takes turns to torture a ‘questionably innocent civillian’. SMG3 volunteered to go first, which he used ‘Torture ASMR’ (Scraping a fork on a ceramic plate’. Depresso was actually enjoying it, but SMG3 tried to scare him; which he liked because ‘it beats all the other times he’d been tortured’. The other villains began to criticise him, which gave him flashbacks of this, this and this (yeah.) 3 complained he had been friends with them for too long, and kicked a rat on the floor: causing Depresso to panic. He an idea to torture the rat instead to get on the fellow clown’s nerves, which actually worked. While the others congratulate him, Kermit gives him an official Certificate of Evilness.

Outside, Eggman tells him there’s still one more thing to do before returning to an evil villain again: kill SMG4. This made SMG3 reluctant, however. Back at III’s Coffee N’ Bombs, SMG3 is nervously holding a gun, getting more hesitant when he thinks about SMG4. He finally points the gun at a picture of SMG4, still shaky, but then starts to celebrate when he ‘found a reason to kill him’. He shoots a minigun at his picture, breaking the wall. Eggdog was mad he interrupted his shower, but he wasn’t paying attention. 3 was trying to figure out how to kill him. Eggdog scolded him that he cares about SMG4 and he wouldn’t do it, but SMG3 continues to deny this, and ignores him.

The next day, SMG3 and Eggman head to the castle. Eggman asks if he’s prepared, while he says this will be easy. In the kitchen, SMG4 is making a meme, and SMG3 gets ready to kill him. When 3 enters, SMG4 tells him about ‘Tomato Soop’, but SMG3 wouldn’t care less. He walks up to 4, in which he notices him holding the gun, and what the purpose of it could be. He replies that he was going to kill him, and Four is terrified. SMG3 apologises about this, and he shoots SMG4, splattering blood on the window.

Eggman sees this, and he seems satisfied. He goes into the kitchen to praise SMG3, when he sees Tomato Soop, being shot. Three uses this chance to attack him, but SMG4 has a tantrum because he ‘killed his meme’. SMG3 tells him to stop complaining, because he actually thought of killing him, making him shook even more. Eggman had a feeling he couldn’t do it, and SMG3 explained that pain and suffering is more “his style”, other than murder. The former refutes, and says all villains kill, showing a demonstration by aiming at SMG4. 3 quickly pulled the launcher up, causing Old Man to crash down from the ceiling (who was having a bath). He uses this as the chance to attack Eggman, and bashes his face on the sink several times. Eggman summons a flying vehicle (?) that would fly out into space. SMG3 pulled out all of the fuel, causing the machine to go out of control. He swiftly escapes by jumping off.

SMG4 quickly recovered Tomato Soop, finally being happy again until SMG3 squashed it. Four started crying again when Three briefly laughed at him then came up to him. He explains how he doesn’t need to prove how evil he is, and he’s happy at his current state; and the people he can torment [Although SMG4 probably wasn’t listening due to his breakout.]

He is back at his Café, where Steve is complaining about his sandwich once again. SMG3 finally fought back, and said there is no turkey in it: instead there was chicken inside his food. This made Steve jump up into space, where Eggman was also stuck.

Characters[]

Main characters[]

SMG3
Dr. Eggman Main Antagonist

Supporting characters[]

Deaths[]

SMG3 poisons himself while attempting to poison Swag. revived after
SMG3 shoots Tomato Soop to trick Eggman later revived by SMG4
SMG3 squashes Tomato Soop when falling from the sky SMG4 had a tantrum

Continuity[]

SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, SM64 Bloopers: SnowTrapped, SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2023, Mario Plays Gmod ft. SMG3 and SMG4: MARIOS OKAY: SMG3 remembers moments from these episodes as he contemplates killing SMG4.
The Waluigi Arc: Waluigi recounts how he hasn't been seen as a villain since the arc, and holds up the playlist.
SMG4: The Infestation: Depresso's love of rats is utilized as a form of torture.
Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness Of Eggman(?): The episode has a very similar premise, with the main roles switched; Dr. Eggman is now the one helping SMG3 become a proper villain again, rather than the other way around.

Music Used[]

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0:12 – Minigame - Parasail - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Maps used[]

Voice Used[]

Luke Lerdwichagul as SMG4

Trivia[]

This is the fifth episode where, aside from advertisements and flashbacks, Mario does not appear. The previous videos were SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew, SMG4: The Japan Trip, SMG4: The Weegee Uprising and SMG4: Five Nights At Freddy's Games Be Like....
This marks the first appearance of:
- Dr. Eggman since REMASTERED64: Freddy's Spaghetteria and in Season 14.
- Waluigi, Eggdog, Belle Fontiere, Karen, Birdo, JubJub Boopkins, Swagmaster6969696969, Kaizo Koorumaniru, Fishy Boopkins, Old Man Hobo, Admiral Greg, Frankie, Cory, Zack, Katie and Melony since SMG4: Christmas Wars and in Season 14.
- Depresso since SMG4: The Infestation and in Season 14.
- Toad and Beeg SMG4 since SMG4: SMG4 vs Content Farms and in Season 14.
- Dr. Pootis since SMG4: SMG4... Are You Ok? and in Season 14.
- Demonic Goop since SMG4: Let’s Go Visit Peach! and in Season 14, although via a flashback.
- Steve and Koopa Troopa since SMG4: Mario Goes on Death Row and in Season 14.
- Felonius Gru since SMG4: Mario VS Minions and in Season 14, over a year prior.
Waluigi breaks the fourth wall by showing the Waluigi Arc playlist.
This marks the first time since If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2, that Dr. Eggman played a major role.
This video was uploaded six years after If Mario Ran Nintendo,

Errors[]

In the description, "villain" was misspelled as "villian".
Eggdog can be seen with BEEG SMG4 despite already being at III's Coffee Shop working.
- However, this could actually be his puppy.
Despite appearing on the thumbnail, Bowser didn't make any sort of appearance in the video itself.
After Eggman says "Alright, buddy", SMG3 subtitles isn't changed to "I'll prove it!"

References[]

Super Mario 64: SMG3 gains his Certificate of Evilness the same way Mario gains a star in this game, and the UI is the same with different icons: SMG3's cap = Lives, Coffee = Coins and Eggdogs = Stars.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: At 5:14, interface that is exactly like the game shows.
Wreck It Ralph: The thumbnail & the "Villain's Anonymous" scene is similar to the "Video Game Villains Meeting Scene" or "Bad-Anon" of the movie. Coincidentally, Bowser and Dr. Eggman appears in said movie as the thumbnail reference.
Put The Money in the Bag meme: The bank robbery scene uses said audio.
Despicable Me: Gru and some lines from the movie is used, like "You should go steal the moon".
Crash Bandicoot: Doctor Neo Cortex appears with the Villain’s Anonymous group.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Steve's "NOOOO" scream is Spike's scream.
Markiplier/Falcom punch: The attack SMG3 uses on JubJub is the move, said YouTuber and character used in their respective shows.
- Pepe the Meme frog: On top of that, he's Pepe the Meme frog.
DanceDanceRevolution CLEARED: After SMG3 spray paints the Mona Lisa, CLEARED!! in a DDRA+ font pops up.
Puss In Boots: SMG3 Turns Eggman Into Humpty Dumpty.

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You Used To Be Cool...

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